Network distribution circle tearing guide

Two adult men hug each other intimately in public, which is bound to attract attention in a relatively conservative China, but Zhuang Xiaojie's neighbors shook their heads and sighed, and there was no extra panic. It is said that they benefited from the daily influence of online life on Zhuang Xiaojie .

Five years ago, he moved to this neighborhood with a lot of retired elderly people with a green and fresh appearance, and he was targeted by the amateur matchmakers who lived here not long after.With a local household registration, a car and a house, a handsome appearance, and a decent job, he is also a bright light in "If You Are the One".Today I want to introduce my niece to him, and tomorrow I will bring a photo of my granddaughter for a visit. Zhuang Xiaojie is tired of coping, and is wondering what method to use to reject him. Suddenly one day, this group of idlers, Sister Ma, collectively silenced.The old lady who stepped on the threshold not long ago avoided him with a guilty conscience, and the old aunt who asked him about his birthday also kept silent as if she had lost her memory. Except for the eldest sister who checked the gas meter, no outsiders knocked on his door. Flyers from dating agencies also disappeared from his mailbox and under doors.Zhuang Xiaojie was both joyful and inexplicable, thinking about the mystery in his spare time, but couldn't find the answer, until one day he ran into Grandma Zhang in the elevator, and she kindly reminded him.

"Xiao Zhuang, my grandson is staying with me for the past few days. He is just in the second grade of junior high school and he is not sensible yet. Please tell your boyfriend to close the windows when doing errands at night, or keep quiet. I am afraid of my grandson. Not good to hear."

Zhuang Xiaojie was laughing, his face almost cramp at first hearing.

"Grandma Zhang, did you make a mistake? Where did my boyfriend come from?"

Grandma Zhang's attitude became more and more kind, and she smiled and comforted her: "Don't be embarrassed, although we are old people with little education, we have lived in big cities for many years, and we are no more conservative than people in small places. It is said on TV that homosexuality is not a disease. It's a personal choice to like men and women, as long as it doesn't harm the society, others have no right to make irresponsible remarks."

"Grandma Zhang, I..."

"Look at you, you're pretty, and you're smart and well-behaved, but you have to find someone who can love you. We old neighbors are good-hearted, and there are no bad guys who talk about gangsters. You can be free in the community during the day There's no need to hide when you come in and out, just be careful at night so as not to disturb everyone's rest."

Zhuang Xiaojie was so shocked by this confession that he spiraled and hit the south wall. After returning home, he was paralyzed all day, and finally realized that the neighbors heard him recording the boat scene at night, and regarded him as a person who was not satisfied every night. Xiao Sao is gay!This misunderstanding was very shocking at first, but after a few days he came back to it. He was worried that he would not be able to get rid of the annoying matchmaking army. What's wrong with giving him a blind eye and discriminating against him?

Now, he has been gay for five years in the local area, and the neighbors have long been accustomed to the sexual and sexual notes coming from his house from time to time, and they don't care about him cuddling with men.

Seeing Qin Guangling hugging him and crying loudly, Grandma Zhang stepped forward to scold him: "Xiaozhuang, why don't you open the door for your friends? It's frightening."

Mr. Liu also came to echo: "Yes, young people should solve their problems face-to-face. It's too impolite to keep people outside. No matter how good the relationship is, you must learn to respect each other, otherwise it will be difficult for a long time."

The others all turned their heads and broadcast their brains. It seemed that they all thought that Zhuang Xiaojie was fighting with her boyfriend, so they deliberately avoided seeing him.Zhuang Xiaojie chose the no-wash strategy five years ago, but today he can only make up for his mistakes, bow down to everyone with a smile and apologize, heed their advice, and lead Qin Guangling into the house.

"Xianxian, why don't you open the door for me?"

Qin Guangling rubbed his reddened eyes, and slightly pursed his lips when he asked the question, obviously resentful.Zhuang Xiaojie took a look at him, and he looked more glamorous than four years ago. He was originally a handsome guy with good looks, and with a big name next to him, he really looked like a third-tier starlet.

Alas, beautiful lady Qingben, why did you make yourself so inhuman?

He sighed a little, first looking for excuses to coax people.

"I was taking a shower just now. I heard you ring the doorbell and hurried out to open the door. I accidentally fell down and couldn't get up for a long time because of the pain."

Qin Guangling was surprised: "You really fell, where did you fall? Is it serious?"

Seeing him rushing forward, Zhuang Xiaojie turned sideways to avoid it, and said shyly, "It's much better now, it doesn't hurt too much."

"You were really careless. I heard you fell hard enough. Why didn't you make a sound?"

"...I'm afraid you're worried."

"Hey, you little fool, you scared me to death because you didn't move. By the way, you said you were taking a shower, why are you dressed neatly again now?"

"You have attracted all the neighbors. I must be fully dressed before I can open the door, otherwise I will be laughed at to death."

To say that Zhuang Xiaojie's talent for acting is also extraordinary, he can describe a shy and charming Bailian demeanor in a few words, Qin Guangling was half-thawed first, and quickly scratched his head and scratched his head to apologize.

"Xianxian is my fault, I made a fuss again, don't be angry, don't be angry."

Zhuang Xiaojie smiled, and replied in a tone that seemed to be angry but not angry: "It's not the first day you were like this. I'm used to it. Sit down first, and I'll pour you some water."

He turned and twisted into the kitchen in a graceful manner, held the countertop and faced the sink and retched, the personality representing justice in his body tortured himself in the attitude of a judge: "Zhuang Xiaojie, you still have the nerve to open up and keep calling others whores, what are you doing now?" This is hkinginking!"

But all sane people don't know how to judge the situation. Instead of being a fierce girl and launching the "War of Resistance Against Japan", it is better to lower your body and become a prostitute, singing ditties with the imperial army, and performing Errenzhuan. Maybe you can use softness to overcome rigidity .

Zhuang Xiaojie has always been open-minded on these issues, and always regards seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages as his code of conduct. Gobtail Grass once lamented to his face that with his character, he could escape death in any besetting text, and he also deeply agreed.

Five minutes later, he returned to the living room with a cup of strong-flavored coffee. At this time, Qin Guangling was squatting on the ground and cleaning the floor, his shirt cuffs were rolled up high, and his knees were directly on the ground, working harder than professional cleaners.He said less than 5 starting price for his outfit, he didn't feel sorry for him, but Zhuang Xiaojie felt sorry for him, so he hurried up to stop it.Qin Guangling persisted in wiping the last piece of watermark, got up and hid his dirty hands behind his back, as if he was afraid of insulting him, he kept giggling.

"The floor is wet because of me, and I need to wipe it clean for you."

"When did you become so polite? Look, your clothes are all wrinkled."

"It's okay, hehe, Xianxian, your house is still so clean and tidy. It hasn't changed from the last time I came here. You really know how to clean up the house. You can't manage the house like a woman."

"Tch, you're laughing at me again, go wash your hands, sit down and drink coffee."

"Eh!"

Qin Guangling rushed into the kitchen quickly, came back after washing his hands, and sat beside Zhuang Xiaojie with a smile.Zhuang Xiaojie took the tissue as a cover, moved away a few centimeters without showing any signs, and pushed the coffee in front of him.

"I remember that you have to add half cream to your coffee. I don't have any cream at home. I can use condensed milk instead, is that okay?"

"Okay, I'm not that particular."

Qin Guangling picked up the cup, took a sip without thinking about blowing on the cooling air, and then praised the cup of instant coffee worth 2 yuan with the words of praising fine nectar and jade dew.Zhuang Xiaojie regretted that he didn't prepare some laxatives beforehand, otherwise he would add some laxatives without anyone noticing, and he was afraid that the Japanese army would not obediently disarm?

"String string."

Qin Guangling is not a young chicken like Xiaoxiao Yuxie, but also a Menglang man who likes to take the initiative to attack. Seeing the atmosphere is harmonious, he waits for an opportunity, leans to Zhuang Xiaojie's side, and flatters him with a shy face: "Xianxian, I made a special trip this time for You are here."

Zhuang Xiaojie held his ground and smiled freely: "I know, didn't you say that last night?"

Qin Guangling grabbed his right arm excitedly: "Then do you know why I came? I, I came to beg you to associate with me. From last night until now, I was so nervous that I didn't close my eyes. I was still on the plane. Hun'er has flown to your side."

This also explained the reason why Zhuang Xiaojie had nightmares all night long. It was fine to be afraid at night, but he had to remain calm at this moment. The junior high school textbook said that Song Dingbo relied on his courage to catch ghosts.

"Old Qin, don't worry, I have something to tell you."

"Say what you say, I'm listening!"

"...Suddenly heard you say those words yesterday, and I was also shocked. I have always regarded you as a good friend. I really didn't expect you to have that kind of meaning to me...to me."

Qin Guangling slapped his thigh with regret: "Xianxian, let me tell you that I really like you for a long, long time. If I didn't think you were a straight man, I would have confessed to you a long time ago."

"I was indeed a straight man before, and I still like women now."

"Oh? Then what happened to that Xiaoxiao Yuxie? Didn't you come out with him in the online supporting circle?"

"He, it's a small exception."

People, they don't know how much potential they have until they are in a crisis. This potential is all-encompassing, and thick-skinned is one of them.If you want to bluff Qin Guangling, you can't use Xiaoxiao Yuxie as a shield. Who told him to be indifferent, it happened to be at that point, and if it was Zhang San and Li Si, Zhuang Xiaojie would use it as well.He imitated the story of "The Oil Seller Monopolizes the Oiran" and made a half-truth and half-false statement to Qin Guangling. The real part was about how Xiaoxiao Yuxie was obsessed with pursuing him unswervingly. Moved by his infatuation, thousands of years of icebergs turning into spring water, and millennia of iron trees blooming, he finally agreed to cross the Magpie Bridge hand in hand with this loyal dog.

During the process of narrating, Qin Guangling's thick and long eyebrows kept stretching, sometimes angry eyes, sometimes staring blankly, and finally interrupted him by slamming the table.

"Xianxian, you are wrong! How can you give love to someone just because you sympathize with someone? I investigated that Xiaoxiao Yuxie. He is just a poor North drifter who has just graduated two years ago. He has no money, no taste, and an idiot. From the beginning to the end There's no place for your feet to fit you!"

His comments on Xiaoxiao Yuxie coincided with Zhuang Xiaojie's, but what he got was a reply against his will.

"Old Qin, don't say that about him. He has no outstanding advantages, but he treats me really well. No one in this circle treats me better than him."

The corners of Qin Guangling's eyes twitched, and every word Zhuang Xiaojie uttered seemed to be pierced into his heart like a rainstorm of pear blossom needles, and he said sadly: "Xianxian, it hurts my heart too much for you to say that. No matter how nice he treats you Better than me? When I was in the circle, who dared to bully you? Whoever bullied you, I will kill the first! Remember when you sang "The Wind and Rain Passed Taixing"? Jiuyuan and his gang of idiot fans You got sour on Weibo because I rushed out to fight with them single-handedly, tearing them apart and running around with their heads in their arms. From the first episode of the show to the end of the fourth episode, they didn't dare to fart with their tails between their legs. Afterwards, the planner of the show came to thank me, and I told her no thanks, I am not Huo Leifeng, I just stood up and spoke to support Xianxian, Xianxian is my good brother, if you want to punish him, you have to beat me first This level."

Qin Guangling's great advantage is that he speaks honestly. The example he gave Zhuang Xiaojie was very impressive.About seven years ago, he was invited to play the leading role in the remake of the classic old drama "The Wind and Rain Passes the Taihang".This role has been performed by Jiuyuan before, and although he was cheated halfway, he has earned a lot of popularity for him, so he doesn't want anyone to touch his cheese, so he unscrupulously provoked him at the beginning of the play.Zhuang Xiaojie's power at that time was not enough to compete with him, so he silently taught himself to hold back his anger and sail like a boat for thousands of years, only daring to secretly vent his hatred against the villain who tied nine kites behind his back.Friends in the circle who made good friends warmly comforted him face to face, but no one stood up and said a fair word for him. The state of the world in the circle has always been like this, and Zhuang Xiaojie also saw it as normal. He did not expect to receive a call from Qin Guangling from Australia the next day Overseas phone call, I asked him at the beginning: "Xianxian, I'm traveling outside these few days, just now I checked YS and saw someone making trouble in the poster of your new drama, what's going on?"

At that time, Zhuang Xiaojie hadn't warmed up to him for a long time, so he was very wary, and he was vague and perfunctory.As a result, Qin Guangling really thought that he was being bullied by others, so he went to Weibo to ask about inner circle, and after carefully finding out the situation, he contacted him again.

"I've figured everything out. It's Jiu Yuan who doesn't like you, and secretly sends brainless fans to blackmail you."

Zhuang Xiaojie thought he was a gossip, and pretended to socialize: "Oh, Jiu Yuan is a Juju in the circle, with so many die-hard fans under his name, of course he can punish whoever he wants, how can I, a little transparent, dare to confront him. "

He showed a grievance and resentment attitude, just wanted to get some sympathy votes, Qin Guangling just replied to him with three words: "You wait."

A few hours later, when Zhuang Xiaojie received the report and rushed to check the posters, Qin Guangling had already turned the world upside down with the black fans like a Saburo. He became famous earlier than Zhuang Xiaojie, and he was much more popular than Zhuang Xiaojie at that time. CV level, so until he jumped out to fight against injustices, no one in the circle knew that Qin Guangling had joined the group of relatives and friends of the third watch.That time, he ignored everyone's dissuasion and went his own way to defend Zhuang Xiaojie, and his feat of becoming a blue face in anger was criticized for a long time, and it also laid the groundwork for the subsequent complete hostility with Jiu Yuan.From then on, everyone knew that Qin Guangling was San Gengxian Duan's best friend, offending San Geng Xian Duan was equal to him, and the guys in the circle who openly made troubles stopped their voices and did not dare to make things difficult for Zhuang Xiaojie.Zhuang Xiaojie relied on this umbrella to shelter from the wind and rain, and under the blessing of the "string cp", he smoothly stepped into the rising stage. In all honesty, Qin Guangling has contributed a lot to his current status.

Superstitious people believe that the severity of retribution depends on the depth of the crime, and that ingratitude is the most wicked kind, so Zhuang Xiaojie will never repay Qin Guangling if he doesn't appreciate Qin Guangling's character.But as Qin Guangling himself said, people can’t give love out of sympathy, and they can’t promise each other with their bodies in order to repay a kindness. You have to tell lies that should be told, and you can lie for a while.

He smiled awkwardly, trying to refute the other party in a gentle tone.

"Old Qin, you also said that I am your good brother. How can you have that kind of thought about your brother? It's unreasonable."

Qin Guangling was anxious: "Didn't I say that, I thought you were straight at the time, and I was afraid that I would scare you from confessing to you, but now you are also bent, and the obstacles between us have been removed. Xianxian, you Break up with Xiaoxiao Yuxie, he is not suitable for you, I am the one who can really protect you and love you, we will be happy together."

Seeing that Zhuang Xiaojie was prevaricating with a dry smile, he added: "Compare yourself. I'm richer than Xiaoxiao Yuxie, taller and more handsome than him, and I've known you longer than him. Even if I take off my pants, that thing must be better than him." It is thicker than him. A good bird chooses a tree to live in. You are a smart person, why don’t you let your true lover who drives a BMW go and run to follow the clock tower eccentric on a bicycle?"

Zhuang Xiaojie lowered his head and smiled: "It's true that his looks can't be compared with a handsome guy like you, but he's also much better-looking than Quasimo, and you have to take a long-term view when looking for a partner. You can't just engage in 419 pictures. Bar."

This sentence gave Qin Guangling a fatal blow. He was stunned for a long time, with unspeakable sadness in his eyes, and he said in frustration: "Xianxian, I know you despise me. I used to be too playful, messing around. Unknowingly turned myself into a whore. It's normal for a clean boy like you to look down on me, and I don't have the face to defend myself, but... But my heart for you is really a lesson! There are many people who have pursued me in recent years, but I look down on none of them, and I feel that only you are worthy of my serious love in this life. Xianxian, if you are a straight man all your life, I don’t dare to do anything wrong Think, but you are clearly gay, why can't you consider me? I love you, Xianxian~"

He was sobbing and complaining, completely substituting the atmosphere of the bloody drama, Zhuang Xiaojie's back was covered with goosebumps, desperately recalling how the scumbags in the previous dramas refused to be attacked by cannon fodder. Thinking of the dialogue, Qin Guangling attacked continuously, grabbing his hands fiercely and pleading.

"Xianxian, if you think I've fucked too many people before and think my jb is dirty, I can let you fuck it too. As long as I can be with you, it's okay for me to be 0. My ass is only tested for physical examination The doctor at the center has never had hemorrhoids and they are still firm, so it must be very refreshing.”

What Qin Guangling fears Zhuang Xiaojie the most is his astounding neurotic thinking. Hearing what Jun said, a dead light from Pluto penetrated every cell in his body at a speed beyond the theory of relativity, freezing him into a "Mao A" looking into the abyss of the universe. Yi".Qin Guangling obviously came prepared, and before he could lift the petrification, he took out a condom from his trouser pocket, and held his fingers tightly, his eyes full of dedication.

"If you want, let's try it now."

The small red square plastic bag with jagged edges is like a high-energy grenade to wake Zhuang Xiaojie up in time. A dog can jump over a wall in a hurry, but a person can't jump out of a window in a hurry. Moving quickly between him and the condom, the calculation speed of his brain was close to that of Tianhe-[-], so he managed to turn this deadly corner with quick wit.

"Old Qin, how could you do this!"

He scolded loudly, with a serious and upright attitude, but a little weaker than the real anger, with grievances in it, almost acting like a baby.

"Remember how I persuaded you before? Be serious and prudent when dealing with feelings. True love is based on trust and dependence. If you want to win the love of others, you must first win the trust of others. What normal people need is worth The sense of security you trust is not a condom you just take out casually!"

"Xianxian, I..."

"You keep talking about true love, but in the end you treat me the same way you treat Pao and You? Am I so frivolous in your eyes?"

Qin Guangling choked up a little when he heard the end of his voice, he was so frightened that he hurriedly threw away the condom that caused the trouble, begging for mercy and admitting his mistake.

"Xianxian, baby, I was wrong, I was wrong, of course I know that you are the purest and most upright good boy, and you will not do that kind of thing easily with others. I am just too anxious and want you too much, you know that too I don't know how to do things. I have caused you trouble again and again today and made you unhappy. How should I compensate you? Xianxian, what do you think I should compensate? Why don't you beat me up? Come on, come on, first Hit me to vent my anger."

He really took Zhuang Xiaojie's hand and slapped himself on the face, Zhuang Xiaojie broke away lightly, and muttered in a low voice: "I'm afraid that my hand will hurt, so I don't bother to hit you."

"Yes, yes, Xianxian's hands are white and tender, and my old face will wear them down. Why don't you whip me with a belt so that your hands won't be hurt."

Before Qin Guangling finished speaking, he had already loosened Versace's belt buckle around his waist, and actively applied for caning.Zhuang Xiaojie shrank back to the corner of the sofa in surprise, and exclaimed: "Old Qin, you are still messing around, if you do this again, I will really be angry!"

Qin Guangling sat down quickly, with his knees side by side, and his hands propped up straight on it, more respectful than the new employees waiting for the boss to speak.

"Xianxian, I won't move around anymore, I will do whatever you ask me to do."

Zhuang Xiaojie had a premonition that if he was alone in a room with him again, he would be infected by madness. He looked at the wall clock and suggested that he should go out for lunch.Qin Guangling was about to invite him to a big meal, so he immediately called Wangjiang Pavilion to reserve a seat.It is a high-end French restaurant on the top floor of No. 11 on the Bund. It was rated as "one of the 50 most romantic places in the world" by "Private Geography", and it is also the best place to propose marriage in Shanghai.This guy has probably read that magazine, no matter how Zhuang Xiaojie objected, he insisted on submitting an appointment, and his intention to buy a smile is very obvious.