Network distribution circle tearing guide

After an unknown period of time, he escaped from the illusion tremblingly, and found that the old friend was only sending voice calls, and could not climb out of the screen like Sadako. Finally, he patted his chest to regain his composure, and stepped forward to open the voice boxes one by one.

"Xianxian, how are you doing? I really miss you, I am afraid that you will be angry with me and dare not take the initiative to contact you, but I have been paying attention to you silently. Listen, I even registered a trumpet to send you blessings on your birthday."

"Xianxian, why did you suddenly think of looking for me today? Do you need my help? If you have something to say, I can do whatever you want, hahaha."

"Xianxian, I know that you have encountered some unhappy things recently, and there are people in the circle who trouble you again, don't worry, I will scold those whores every time I see them, and I will fight for anyone who dares to touch you!"

"Xianxian, why are you ignoring me and going to the bathroom? Remember to knock me when you come back, I will wait for you all the time."

I haven't seen him for four years, Qin Guangling's voice is still beautiful, and his tone is still nervous. Zhuang Xiaojie believes that he is very friendly to him, but the friendliness of a madman always makes people uneasy.Looking back on the relationship back then, this person made his heart tired and paralyzed by nature, and the disappearance of their "friendship" was the end of their "friendship". If they stayed honestly in the coffin of memory and could enjoy his three pillars of fragrance during the New Year and holidays, what would it be? The son suddenly revived, is he going to turn into a ghost and come back to make trouble?

He didn't dare to receive this "ex-husband" before he did a good job of psychological preparation, so he quickly closed Knockout, and went offline together with Weibo and WeChat. An unknown number from Xiamen.Coincidentally, among the people Zhuang Xiaojie knew, Zhuan Jia was the only one from Xiamen, and this morning he happened to make an appointment with him to chat about dramas in the evening. Zhuang Xiaojie took this as Zhuan Jia's call and answered it without warning.

"Hey."

"Xianxian! You didn't change your phone number! That's great!"

Qin Guangling's voice traveled from the computer to the mobile phone, cheering excitedly for winning the jackpot.Zhuang Xiaojie stared straight, took two steps back, and sank straight into the sofa. In a short moment, cold sweat rolled down his spine.

"Xianxian, are you there? Why don't you talk? Did I scare you by calling suddenly? Haha, I just want to try to see if I can still get through to this number. I have changed mobile phones several times. Everyone lost their numbers, only yours has been kept."

Qin Guangling called out very affectionately, affectionately and eagerly, just like a husband returning from a long journey calling for his long-lost wife. In the past, they also got along with the king of the mountain and Mrs. Yazhai in this way. Cooperating with him is really a bit of a challenge for acting.

He kept taking deep breaths, thinking about the way he had talked with Qin Guangling before, slowly put away his panic, and smiled sweetly.

"Old Qin, why is it you, you really startled me."

The gentle and intellectual voice of Xie Yuhua aroused Qin Guangling's heart, and he said excitedly: "I'm sorry I called you so late, I just miss you so much, just now I saw you poking me on the button, I was so happy that I almost fainted, hahaha."

Zhuang Xiaojie smiled subtly: "I saw a post that hacked me in District 2, and there was a person who spoke in a tone very similar to yours. I guess you may be back, and I just want to see if your buttons can be poked alive."

"What black post? Xianxian! I've never blackmailed you, I can swear to God!"

Qin Guangling has always been hard-witted, and his comprehension is also very worrying. When you talk to him, you must explain the matter clearly, otherwise you will be misunderstood.

"I didn't say you insulted me, I just saw someone scolding Jiu Yuan in that post, the style of painting is very similar to yours."

"Oh, that's me! Hahaha. Xianxian, let me tell you that the post was definitely created by that old bitch Jiu Yuan. I am too familiar with his style of painting, and his words against you. will recognize it."

"Well, it hasn't been a day or two since he hated me, but you don't need to scold him, just ignore this kind of person, why lower yourself to the same level as him."

"Hahaha, I'm not as refined as you, and seeing him scolding you is worse than being scolded myself, I must come back."

After Qin Guangling showed off his boyfriend's strength, his attitude became more affectionate, and he asked without avoiding suspicion: "By the way, what are you doing? Just now I knocked you hard on the buttons and you didn't answer, did you have sex in the toilet? "

Zhuang Xiaojie laughed dryly, and used rhetorical questions to divert the embarrassment.

"Old Qin, when did you come back from America?"

"I came back the year before last. I went to Chengdu first, then Shenzhen, and now I work as a marketing manager in a real estate company in Xiamen." Qin Guangling immediately added after answering the question, "I broke up with Eric just four months after I arrived in the United States. , I have been single since then, and I am still alone.”

Zhuang Xiaojie predicted the end of his vigorous transnational love from the very beginning, Qin Guangling is too free-wheeling, loves simply, shares casually, when he likes, "You are the wind and I am the sand, lingering around the world It’s toothpaste and I’m brushing it, so I come to pump and insert it sooner or later.” If you don’t like it, it’s “If you really want to leave, return my money to me. It’s useless to you. I can return it to my mother.”Normal people can't bear his thinking and habits, this life is destined to be a prodigal son who has fallen into the world of mortals, and only the great love of God can save him.Zhuang Xiaojie also hoped that this god would appear soon, so as not to let him cause harm to the world.

"Your conditions are so good, why don't you find another one?"

"Hey, I don't want to look for it anymore. It seems that none of them are suitable."

"I'll talk about whether we get along well or not. Love is like shoes, you have to put them on to know if they fit. You can't stop because of a few failed attempts, or you will end up alone forever."

"Hey, Xianxian, you are still so understanding."

"No way, it's the duty of a friend to give advice."

Zhuang Xiaojie is a complete utilitarian. He is arrogant and indifferent by nature, but he is very good at acting on the occasion. He wins over those who are useful to him with spring-like warmth, making them believe that he is a little angel who knows pain and heat.Qin Guangling is a top-notch psychopath in the three-dimensional dimension, but back then in the online supporting circle, it was an overwhelmingly popular Da Gongyin, the voice was second to none, and the sense of drama was the best.As soon as the drama is played, the character is possessed, which is highly compatible with the original work, and it can even drive the cv who plays with him, and improve the quality of the whole drama.

Zhuang Xiaojie has collaborated with many Gongyin, if we want to make an objective and fair evaluation, the top 5 Gongyin in the circle are: Responsiveness, Chang Sijing, Qin Guangling, Xiaoxiao Yuxie and Xi Baichuan before ruining the voice.Among them, Responsiveness has the best sound conditions, but its acting skills are at the bottom.Chang Sijing has superb acting skills and ordinary timbre.Xiaoxiaoyu has a good sense of voice and drama, but she lacks experience and needs to hone her skills.Qin Guangling is the one who ranks first in dubbing with both innate and acquired advantages, especially after Xi Baichuan ruined his voice, no one can compete with him.Because of this, even though he behaved weirdly, even if he publicly posted an arrogant signature like "Don't follow me, I am destined to be your shame" on Weibo, he still has a group of diehard fans and a large number of audiences behind him. , even those who gnash their teeth and hate him will unanimously avoid this when they black him.Everyone understands that when it comes to dubbing, Qin Guangling's true gold is not afraid of fire. The moment he picks up the microphone, he is Dugu Qiubai in the online dubbing circle, and no one can hold him back.

Zhuang Xiaojie, a young Xiangbao expert, can spot pearls in the gravel, but can't he see the gold bricks on the road?Perfect for stepping stones.Moreover, Lao Qin is very nervous, but his heart is very simple. As long as he can endure his sick state, it is quite easy to coax him. It may be difficult for others to do it, but Zhuang Xiaojie has the advantage of fine points. Splitting the personality of the Virgin Mary to accommodate, often works.For a long time, Qin Guangling relied on and trusted him as a nanny, Zhuang Xiaojie had other plans, and tried his best to play the most gentle Bai Yueguang in his heart, being mean to others, and soft-spoken to Qin Guangling, and never said a word of seriousness add body.Every time after the split ends, after a little aftertaste, I can't help but feel red-hot, and call myself "full bitch".

But Qin Guangling, who is suffering from straight male cancer, loves "green tea whore", and still regards Zhuang Xiaojie as his "blue-faced confidant" after four years. Listening to him is like eating sandy watermelon in June, so sweet In my heart, I have been giggling endlessly since the beginning of the conversation.

Zhuang Xiaojie coaxed the fire, and took advantage of the situation to test: "Do you have any plans now? Are you planning to return to the online distribution circle?"

Qin Guangling also tried a little coyly: "Do you want me to come back?"

"This is your business, why ask me."

Zhuang Xiaojie has a Mona Lisa smile on his face, but he has a Rakshasa face in his heart.Qin Guangling is to the online match circle what Sun Wukong is to the Peach Club. Without him, everyone is happy, and with him, the sky is dark.

If you want to get out, get out completely, don't come back and make trouble!

Qin Guangling couldn't hear his heartfelt voice, so he just acted like an ordinary coquettish, and responded with a cheerful voice: "Xianxian, I have been back to China for so long, and I have thought about whether to continue playing online games, but I feel that the circle is low. Being forced too much, staying with them always feels like being in the same boat, and I don’t want to come back.”

"Oh, you are too straightforward, and you really don't fit in this circle. It doesn't matter, anyway, the most important thing is to be happy."

Zhuang Xiaojie calmly pretended to be coercive, and he was as happy as a goddess scattered flowers in his heart. As long as this lunatic doesn't come back, it doesn't matter if he talks heart-to-heart with him tonight.

Unexpectedly, what Qin Guangling said next was like a [-]-volt high-voltage electricity hitting his spine, not only blacking out the screen, but also scorching the hard drive of the motherboard.

"I originally thought so, but when I saw the news of your coming out that day, I immediately changed my mind. Xianxian, you don't know that I have been secretly in love with you before. When we played together, I couldn't help it several times. I wanted to pursue you, but at that time you acted too straight, watched Ivy’s pornographic photos every day, and was full of obsession with big tits, so I didn’t dare to break you easily, for fear of breaking you. This love had to be hidden secretly In the bottom of my heart, I lied to myself that being friends is easier than being lovers forever. Now it’s all right, you finally liberated your nature and showed your true self, and I finally got the qualification to pursue you. Xianxian, you said before that you want to be the best in the online supporting circle Awesome cv, I can help you realize this dream, I will come back and continue to accompany you in the drama, okay? With me as your backing, you will be invincible!"

A person's luck is like a blind man trying to fish, he may catch a koi or a crocodile.Hearing this shocking confession, Zhuang Xiaojie seemed to be hit by the Sunflower Book and the Nine Yin White Bone Claw at the same time. Fragrant Zhengqi liquid, relying on this panacea to survive.On the other side of the phone, Qin Guangling was still working hard, fearing that he would not die quickly enough, he used another soul-chasing sword.

"Xianxian, you must be surprised when I say this. In fact, I have been thinking about these words for a long time, and I have never found a chance to express them. And these are only one-tenth of my inner thoughts. I still have many, many things in my heart that I want to tell you , it happens to be Saturday tomorrow, how about this, I will buy a plane ticket right away, I will fly to Shanghai to find you tonight, and we will talk about old times when we meet. Yes! Let’s do it like this!"

Zhuang Xiaojie was terrified, and hurriedly stopped with a trembling voice.

"Old Qin, don't~"

"Why, don't you want to see me?"

"No...the air ticket is too expensive..."

"Haha, what's the matter? It's not like I'm catching a bus all the time. Just wait, I'll call Air China's official website to book a ticket."

"Old Qin..."

"If all goes well, I will be able to arrive at your house tomorrow morning. It's still the original address, right?"

"I... I may work overtime tonight, and I may not be at home tomorrow morning."

"It's okay, I'm going to book a hotel. You can come here directly after work. Just book the Peninsula Hotel, which is close to your home." Speaking of this, Qin Guangling smiled badly, "I'll book a super luxury suite with a sauna Room and whirlpool bathtub, you can come over to take a flower petal bath after you stay up all night, and I will help you with an essential oil spa to restore your strength. Love you!"

Before hanging up, he took a sip of mua~, like an old ghost sucking souls.Zhuang Xiaojie counted the blind sounds beside his ears, thinking that they were counting down to his own doom, and really wanted to find a trouser belt to hang the southeast branch by himself when he went out.I used to hear people say that to solve a problem, create a bigger problem to cover it up.Two hours ago, he was still having a headache because of Xiaoxiao Yuxie's entanglement. At this time, Qin Guangling, the devil, came out of the mountain, and that little friend instantly became a trivial person, not worth mentioning at all.Zhuang Xiaojie would rather be haunted by his little friends for the rest of his life than reconnect with the old devil, because acting with Xiaoxiao Yuxie is at most just an urban life drama, and acting opposite Lao Qin is a thriller through fantasy, a copy of the two The difficulty is not the same.

That night, Zhuang Xiaojie was startled and woke up as if haunted by evil spirits. Qin Guangling's figure shuttled back and forth in horror dreams and tense hallucinations, sometimes riding a white horse, sometimes riding a blue cloud, sometimes waving bouquets of flowers, and sometimes holding a ring in his hand. He overcompensated, which is exactly what Qin Guangling in reality absolutely wanted to do.He has done all the embarrassing things that can be on the news, such as lighting up a confession, kneeling down to propose marriage, renting an LED screen in the city center to post a marriage proposal. Before, Zhuang Xiaojie felt embarrassing from every pore just watching from a distance. He forced him to become a news party, why didn't he just jump into the Huangpu River?

It's easy to ask a god to send a god away, but I shouldn't have provoked this plague god in the first place!