Network distribution circle tearing guide

The so-called best friend must be aware of a friend's character and characteristics, and when admonishing them, they will not move with emotion and reason, but will list the pros and cons one by one and let the other party weigh them by themselves.Zhuang Xiaojie is a very meticulous and sensible person, and looking at Xi Baichuan's clear account for him, it is clear at a glance where he is going.In good conscience, he really doesn't want to be an actor, but life always pushes him to the center of the stage, constantly tossing him to hone his acting skills.Leonardo can win flowers and applause as the "uncrowned king" without winning an Oscar. If he can't fool everyone like a movie king, there are only rotten eggs and rotten tomatoes waiting for him.This time, he was forced to walk on the red carpet leading to the theater again, with countless cameras and eyes chasing him, expecting him to be naked, exposed, and wrestling...

Either abstain and leave the field, or go forward bravely, two options, Zhuang Xiaojie will always only choose the latter.

To live is to stand out from the encirclement, and to live is to soar in dire straits.Since this performance is destined to be led by him, how can we be worthy of the audience who bought tickets without any more gimmicks and gossip! ?

The skinning in the post has reached a dangerous moment of finality, and the arrow has to be fired. Zhuang Xiaojie summoned the dog's tail grass and asked her if she was sure that the inner circle that hung people really didn't dare to make a sound.

Foxtail Grass said: "She also has a relationship with Chidoubao in the third dimension. Chidoubao has a lot of dirty stuff in her hand, and she will lose her job if she is released, so she has sworn to never talk nonsense again."

Probably thinking that he was going to die now, Xiao Neiwei was much calmer than before, so he advised Zhuang Xiaojie not to worry, and began to explain his "last words" by the way.

Zhuang Xiaojie said harshly: "Don't think about these things now, I have already found a way to survive for you, no matter what happens in the next week, you are not allowed to come to me, and you are not allowed to participate in any discussions or answer any questions from outsiders. "

After the explanation, he ordered the dogtail grass to hand over the original chat records. The dogtail grass gave the screenshot first, but he directly rejected it and asked her to copy it into a document and send it over.

The bristletail grass was puzzled, but the master acted unpredictable, so she had no choice but to kneel down in a panic.

Zhuang Xiaojie went into the bathroom and smoked a cigarette, bit the end of the cigarette, imitating a vicious addict and sucking hard, the shredded tobacco was howling at his fingertips like an animal at a festival, the soul of tobacco turned into exciting energy, motivating him Perform feats.After he was fully prepared, he threw the cigarette butt into the toilet, returned to the computer with the sound of the rushing water, clicked on the file registration account, and copied and pasted the original picture... During this coherent action, his mind was also alive. As agile and clear as a spring, calmly analyze the future direction of the incident.

If the fake chat records are sent out, there will be a lot of people in the circle, but he is not worried about being questioned by the appraisers.As a media worker, he knows too well what public opinion effect is. When there are multiple possibilities for an event, people tend to believe the one with greater influence.Most of the spectators in this circle are good-for-nothing people who are not too surprised to watch the excitement, and are not afraid of climax and tide when watching a good show. What could poke their G-spot better than the ID of Midnight Duan appearing on that blank space?

Half an hour later, the production was completed, and he proofread and checked it several times. After confirming that it was correct, he uploaded the new screenshot to Weibo, and announced it openly, and replaced the text description with a shy expression.

"The string breaks at the third watch: Xiaoxiao, are you there, are you there?"

"Xiaoxiao Yuxie: Here we are."

"Third watch broken: Xiaoxiao, why haven't you shown up for so long, I thought you ignored me e(┬┬_┬┬)3."

"Xiaoxiao Yuxie: No, I've been busy with exams recently, so I don't have time to go to Q."

"Broken at the third watch: Is that so, people come to knock on you every day, for fear that you will suddenly disappear (.._..)."

"Xiaoxiao Yuxie: I made you worry, pat on the shoulder."

"Broken at the third watch: don't pat on the shoulder, hug! (e)"

"Xiaoxiao Yuxie: Haha, why are you always acting like a puppy."

"Third watch: I hate it, I agreed to let him be your pet'w', did you forget?"

"Xiaoxiao Yuxie: Oh, I haven't forgotten."

"Broken at the third watch: Hmph, then let me roll on your lap~"

"Xiaoxiao Yuxie: Hahaha, shedding hair?"

"Broken at the third watch: ...drop (┙>∧<)┙."

"Xiaoxiao Yuxie: Then pet your head, good boy."

The full version of the chat record was urgently reposted thousands of times as soon as it appeared, and the situation in the online distribution circle changed in an instant. .The heat quickly spread to the forum, ys was shocked, District 2 was boiling, and the long-sluggish topic suddenly became lively, and many old fans who had climbed the wall and retired from the circle also returned their souls, rushing to the forefront of gossip.

"What's the situation, the person who was chatting with Xiaoxiao Yuxie turned out to be in the middle of the night! Is it true?"

"The ones sent out by myself at the third watch can still be fake, this is typical of you!" See you for a long time!"

"Did San Geng get his account hacked? Isn't he the most difficult straight man in the online distribution circle? Why do you act like a baby with gay guys in such a soft and cute tone?"

"He replied on Weibo just now, and the screenshots were posted by himself. It is estimated that ys has pinched Xiaoxiao Yuxie too hard in the past two days, so he had no choice but to publish the real chat records to clear up Xiaoxiao Yuxie .”

"So San Geng has an affair with Xiaoxiao Yuxie?"

"I didn't see two people fighting fiercely, there is more than one leg, I think all three legs are put in 233333"

"Damn it, San Geng has been in the circle for so many years and hasn't turned around, but this time he can't keep it at the end of the festival. Does this Xiaoxiao Yuxie have such a charm?"

"Upstairs is a newcomer. He has been pretending to be straight in the middle of the night for many years. This time, it is clear that he has removed the disguise and returned to the original."

"Those brainless fans who firmly believe in Sange Yuzhi have nothing to say now. I said earlier that your male god is a slutty bitch!"

"Hahaha, string fans will definitely say that San Geng was bent, seeing a coward like Yu Xie, your San Geng is really serious."

"I remember Yuxie made a statement not long ago saying that he didn't know San Geng well, why is he so bloody in private."

"That must be trying to cover it up. Last time I pinched the third watch so hard that Crab wanted to escort his queen, so he had to pretend not to be familiar with it."

"In the middle of the night, I gather strength and fine points. I used to complain about stupid crabs and disgusting people. I looked terribly disgusted. This matter was still hung up on ys. How long did it take to roll around in front of others and show cuteness? Rio is shameless."

"Understandable. Since then, Yuxie has insisted on not leaking and posting the third watch, and the third watch is probably moved by this infatuation."

"Hahaha, ls is muddy. It's too dirty to insist on not leaking anything. It's a bit cute suddenly. Brainless loyal dog attack x Tsundere queen suffers."

"Pfft, why do I think Xiaoxiao Yuxie's submissive daughter-in-law is more like Shou, and the third watch is the scumbag who turns the clouds and rains."

"Slag Gong + 1, I can't eat the dramas that deserve to be accepted in the middle of the night, but his supporting role is really super touching."

"Isn't the third watch boundless? When did you match the attack?"

"I've played it three times, and the sound of the attack is still strong. Li Tao, the third watch is actually quite suitable for the attack, especially the kind of ghost attack with a gentle scum, a human face and a beast's heart. Don't be too cute~"

"You group of bad guys are actually discussing offenses. They are coming to the aunt, and seeing you say these things really can't be good 2333"

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The expected effects were realized one by one, all kinds of magical developments appeared in the comments, and the attack on Xiaoxiao Yuxie disappeared in an instant.Of course, there are always doubters, and someone posted a special post in District 2 to discuss the authenticity of the second screenshot.

"The tone of the person in the chat record doesn't sound like San Geng at all. I suspect it's the dog's tail grass. She is San Geng's number one confidant. San Geng may have made fake chat records to confuse the public."

"The landlord's brain is blown. If there is such a virgin in the middle of the night, there won't be so many black people."

"π, the dog's tail grass in the inner circle of Sangeng is not ranked at all. I have hardly seen Sangeng talk to her on Weibo, and she calls herself a slave when talking to Sangeng. It's so cheap. The small egg tarts in the inner circle before are the only ones. She is so popular, she speaks casually and interacts a lot, she even flew to attend the wedding in person in the middle of her marriage, she has been out of the circle for so long and can still receive birthday wishes every year. But back then she fought with others and did not help her in the third night."

"That's right, before midnight, he said that the little egg tart was his caring little padded jacket. If the little padded jacket doesn't protect it, how can it protect the lowly maidservant?"

"It's not for the dog's tail grass or for Xiaoxiaoyuxie. Anyway, I don't believe that the person on the screenshot is Sangeng. I prefer Xiaoxiaoyuxie to chat with girls, and Sangeng came out to wash the floor."

"Hahaha, according to LS's thinking, the Virgin Mary came out of the sky at the third watch. Seeing how he usually acts cold, I really can't figure out what he looks like when he is upside down."

"If the screenshots are true, it's a hard-working man who is forced to attack and put on a fine scumbag. If the screenshots are fake, it's a guy who pretends to be a scumbag. To be honest, I like the combination of the two kinds of persona. 23333"

"Based on the nature of being gathered in the middle of the night, I am more inclined to be cold-hearted before others and humble after others."

"Laughing cry, Meng San next door is even more of a scumbag, and Meng San is a scumbag here, and the three-night gathering will be ruined by you."

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This incident eventually evolved into a brainstorming fair for catching people, and all kinds of sour and cute stalks fully demonstrated what it means to have "big hands in the people".Two days later, all kinds of meat and vegetable jokes and even fanfiction began to appear. There was a San Geng Hei who was so idle that he adapted and sang a song and put it in the post to mock him. The name of the song was "My Little Old Gong".

"Many people have been cannon fodder for me, but he is the only one I can't bear. We met by chance in a meat drama, and the boat drama was very happy. I said that in my imagination, there is a little old Gong, who is brainless and stupid. Kneeling and licking casually First-class, I have seen all the attacks in the whole middle. He said that he is the best candidate when the ape dung will come. At the beginning, I was very disgusted to complain about disgusting people, how could the flower of Gaoling be inserted in cow dung. People in the circle called him a little foolish crab, a brainless fool who is still a virgin, he was not worthy of me, but he insisted on sticking to the Virgin Mary and allowing me to abuse him, that's the little old Gong I wanted. My little old loyal dog is the most loyal dog. When I was recording, I couldn’t help it. I rubbed and rubbed against the 3000 yuan wheat. I heard our voices in the earphones, sometimes far away and sometimes very close, and I felt a kind of power The impulse that drives me. I am not afraid of Xiaolaogong ginseng, once, twice, twice, once, once, once, twice, once, once, like a devil's pace, like a devil's pace, rubbing. I beat myself, this is my life In this beautiful moment, I want to complete my greatest tear, in front of this high-definition screen, in this lively online matching circle. I tell myself that this is real and this is not a dream. Once, twice, once, twice, once, I want to pinch as much as I can, it seems The devil's steps, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, devil's steps, devil's steps..."

Zhuang Xiaojie just read the lyrics and drank three bottles of Taiji Huoxiangzhengqi Liquid. He felt that Zhao Benshan was a conscientious actor who would not accept false advertisements. He survived such a big stimulus because of these three bottles of magical liquid.

At this time, the chat records he sent out have been interpreted by the public as a declaration of coming out, and people in the circle are celebrating together, warmly congratulating Comrade San Gengxian Duan for joining the gay army.In this chaotic time, the enemies openly blogged and mocked:

"Straight can't be bent, and curved can't be straight."

"Some people can pretend for a while, but they can't pretend for a lifetime."

"Finally understand that being gay is not ashamed? It's rare."

"The fraudulent marriage plan has been cancelled?"

"It's actually curved, it's so embarrassing."

"Someone didn't take care of the scheming bitch, and became a virgin bitch instead? You have to hype when you come out of the closet. You deserve to be caught in the coke."

"Hehe, I just quietly watched Da Da pretending to be aggressive."

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There are also friendly troops who sincerely send blessings:

"Congratulations to Xianxian for finally getting rid of being single and finding a good husband~"

"Senior Third Geng, why didn't you come out earlier, do you want to ask me if I still have a chance? (Д)"

"Hahaha, I thought you two are a good match, and you are actually together."

"When I first met San Geng four years ago, he was a bachelor like me. Now he has left the group, and I am still single."

"I have a boyfriend in the third night, it seems that I have to finish this year's dog food alone."

"Give Xianda a thumbs up, and also give a thumbs up to myself who is about to get married, we will all be happy!"

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Losing fans is inevitable, within three days thousands of Mary Su fans will unfollow him, but the big waves wash away the sand, and those who stay are true diehards, and the east is lost, the harvest is mulberry, and there are hordes of CP fans pouring in, The number is several times the number of people leaving.By the fourth day, Zhuang Xiaojie's Weibo fans had exceeded 30, and he was about to match Jiu Yuan's number of fans. Baifeng lost another blind man, lighting a lamp wasted.But Zhuang Xiaojie didn't feel the pleasure of winning at all. In his opinion, the fight against him and Jiuyuan Wubaifeng was a double loss. In comparison, he lost even more tragically. Their plan failed, but what he lost was Carefully maintain the network distribution character set for eight years.

I messed around in the circle until the end and turned myself into a gay. I was paralyzed. In the future, I can’t like pictures of hot girls, and no one will provide the latest Ivy resources. On the contrary, those brainless and rotten girls will probably do it every day. Posting nude muscular men, taking photos to harass me, I can't be blacklisted or scolded... Did Xi Baichuan dislike me a long time ago, and took advantage of my lack of vigilance to use a nonsense idea to push me into this fucking life, and I still Obediently complied.You can't even rely on yourself these days, shit!

Heart blockage is not as straightforward as a real myocardial infarction, which can be passed away in one go. It is a long and difficult process, usually accompanied by many disturbances.Zhuang Xiaojie repelled the foreign invasion with a slanted sword, but it inevitably gave birth to internal troubles.The true fans of him and Xiaoxiao Yuxie were not optimistic about this "relationship", and split into three camps in an instant.

Type [-]: Compromise

Most of this group of Yufans, these people still remember the slow treatment of Xiaoxiao Yuxie in the early days of Sangengxiandu, and they are very upset at this time, but for the sake of their true love Sangengxiandu, they have to endure and support.They left a message on Xiaoxiao Yuxie Weibo:

"I don't like that one, but I believe in your vision."

"Poor child, don't wrong yourself."

"As long as you are happy, I will always support you."

"When you fall in love with someone, you don't care about giving in return. This kind of you really makes my heart ache."

"If you can't hold on, you can give up at any time, you still have us."

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Some people went to Zhuang Xiaojie's Weibo to beg without fear:

"Third one, I beg you to treat Xiaoxiao better in the future, otherwise I really can't stand it anymore."

"I don't know what you really think, but please don't hurt him."

"Don't treat Xiaoxiao as a toy, okay? He deserves your serious attention."

"You bravely came forward to clarify the facts this time, which changed my opinion of you. Please let me continue to have confidence in you."

"He is really a simple and kind person. In the future, you will find that meeting him is a blessing in your life."

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The second type: dislike

This faction takes string fans as the mainstream, and most of them are controlled by the third watch. They inherit the glorious tradition of the Chinese mother-in-law's toughness.It didn't take long before there was a fierce exchange of fire with Yufen, who was protecting his shortcoming.

"Xiaoxiao Yuxie is a phoenix man from the village, why should he get involved with our third-generation Bai Fumei?"

"Our Xiaoxiao is a little fresh meat, why should we be picked up by the old goblin San Geng!"

"Hmph! Would your stupid crab be popular without us?"

"Bah! Our Xiaoxiao is a business partner, and we came here just to play tickets, and we were dragged to match H by the third watch. I still think that the third watch is forcing her to be a prostitute!"

"I think the pairing of stupid crabs with pornography and violent dramas is really good, you're a born bastard!"

"Hehe, how can your family be obscene? Huang, a violent drama professional, who else is there?

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The third type: negativity

This faction is relatively weak, and has a negative attitude towards the "love affair" between the two. The reason is that both parties have not clearly admitted their relationship. The chat record may be just an intimacy between friends, and it cannot be treated as an affair.

随后这三派在相互厮杀中不断分裂，最终演化出更多派系：1、三更弦断的唯粉（讨厌潇潇雨歇）；2、潇潇雨歇的唯粉（讨厌三更弦断）；3、雨弦cp粉（萌潇潇雨歇x三更弦断）；4、弦雨cp粉（萌三更弦断x潇潇雨歇）；5、双担粉（同时喜欢三更弦断和潇潇雨歇，仇视cp粉）；6、理智萌粉（只萌两个人的Two-dimensionalcp，拒绝代入三次元）

As soon as these six major sects took shape, they regarded District 2 as a bright top, and launched a decisive battle with all their strength and strength. They fought like gold and drums, and the flesh was weak, and it was obvious that it might turn into a protracted battle, but Zhuang Xiaojie never dared to come forward again. No, because he himself is like a poor noodle, which has been boiled to pieces by the boiling water of life.

For several days he had been in a trance, mania, and remorse over his foolish impulses.I used to firmly believe that wisdom is a sharpened knife, but unexpectedly I broke it with my own hands at a critical moment.In the past, I thought that shame was like underwear, and it was okay to take it off when necessary, but the one who wanted him to take off his clothes was actually Xiaoxiao Yuxie.

Shouldn't have worked with him in the first place.

If you cooperate once, you should break up.

You shouldn't meddle in his business after you break up.

Be nosy and don't be dead.

If life is only as first seen, what is the sadness of autumn wind painting.

Zhuang Xiaojie stood in the spring sky, his heart was withered like winter, everyone was poor in front of time, and couldn't afford the luxury of "Zhouzhi". He was depressed for a while, and every time the computer was turned on and off, it was another day.

Foxtail Grass kept in mind the prohibition of "Do Not Disturb for Seven Days". Just after a week, she came to face the Holy Spirit with gratitude, and bowed down to Xie En.

"Daddy, thank you for saving me again, and I will definitely repay you wholeheartedly in the future."

After seven days of self-healing, Zhuang Xiaojie's mood improved, and his extreme emotions were replaced by heavy fatigue. He couldn't get angry when he saw this troublemaker, and said weakly: "You should keep your brains by yourself. I'll go to the vegetable market to buy ten. The off-the-market goods that cost one yuan and two catties are better than yours."

Dogtail Grass had a hippie smile on her face: "Big Daddy, Xiaoxiao asked me to greet you for him. He wanted to thank you personally, but his right hand was fractured and his left hand was dislocated. He couldn't type or hold his phone."

"What happened to him? Was he beaten or was in a car accident?"

"He broke somersault last week."

"Is he having ADHD? Do somersaults well."

"On the day you posted the chat record, he was so happy that he did a backflip on the spur of the moment and fell."

"what?"

"I'll show you the chat history."

Foxtail Grass seemed to think that this was a good deed worthy of praise, and without waiting for Zhuang Xiaojie's approval, he threw out a screenshot to present the treasure.Zhuang Xiaojie wanted to ignore it, but he couldn't overcome his curiosity after all. He knew that he would be thundered, but his eyeballs refused to obey him.

"Xiaoxiao Yuxie: Tail Tail! Did you see San'er's Weibo just now? Did you make that record for him?"

"Grass: No! I didn't know he would post this, he just asked me to give him the original records, those screenshots must have been made by himself.

"Xiaoxiao Yuxie: He actually used this method to protect me. Am I dreaming? Hahaha! Hit me twice with your tail to see if I'm dreaming!"

"Boxtail Grass: Stupid, you don't know how to fight yourself. But I didn't expect him to do this trick. Doesn't this mean that you have an unusual relationship? He used to hate being involved, but this time he broke the bottom line." Now, the two of us really have so much weight in his mind?"

"Xiaoxiao Yuxie: That's right, that's why I'm so excited! San'er is so great, he deserves to be the man I'm in love with, hahaha! I'm so happy with my tail, what should I do, I feel like I'm going to heaven!"

"Hacktail Grass: Hahaha, me too, let's go to heaven together."

"Xiaoxiao Yuxie: No, I want to go out and do somersaults, wait for me with your tail! I'll go and do somersaults and I'll be back!"

Zhuang Xiaojie cleared the screen with a pale face, and asked Gouweicao: "He only fell his hand when he turned somersault? Didn't his head hurt?"

"No, Xiaoxiao's motor skills are fairly well developed. Originally, the top of his head hit the ground first, but he dodged in time."

"Why is he hiding? It would be nice to just let the flow take its course and let his head bloom."

"Big~~"

"Wei, you just said that you want to repay your favor, so I will assign you a task now, you go to Xiaoxiao Yuxie immediately to get the certificate, and then live broadcast your wedding in the circle."

"Huh? Daddy, are you kidding me? Why are you doing this?"

"In that way, I can become a straight man again on the grounds that I was deceived by a scumbag and a bitch at the same time. I sacrificed myself to save you, and you should repay my dignity with gratitude."

"But this is too dramatic, and it will definitely be seen through."

"Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills."

"Sir, please forgive me. This task is too difficult for me to complete."

"See you in debt."