Network distribution circle tearing guide
Chapter 55 Cold Arrow
Xiaoxiao Yuxie's fans are not vegetarians either. When Zhuang Xiaojie was thinking about countermeasures, Yufan was also busy decoding the chat records. Several suspicious people were listed in the post, and the dog's tail grass was among them.Her speaking style is too distinctive, coupled with the chat habit of using emoji, it is easy to pick skins, if she is stamped and identified, the situation will be out of control.Seeing that the wind direction was not good, Zhuang Xiaojie hurriedly put on his vest to reply.
"Aren't you afraid of being led astray? This kind of chat screenshot with no opponent and no time is too easy to forge. It can be done by preparing two debit numbers. This is how the marketing accounts on Weibo are played."
The discussion in the building really followed his train of thought, and many people supported this point of view.Zhuang Xiaojie got the inspiration, thinking that the people who took the hammer have been silenced by the red bean bag. Using a fake hammer to wash white is the most convenient and efficient way. First, win fans and passers-by. You can let them "freely testify", but this requires Xiaoxiao Yuxie to refute the rumors in order to win people's trust.Besides, the most urgent task at the moment is to pick out the dogtail grass. Zhuang Xiaojie can't stop the people talking, but Xiaoxiao Yuxie can still control her mouth. If the masses believe that the dogtail grass is the person involved, only he can overthrow it with his own denial. Identification results.
Taking these two points into consideration, he had to communicate with Xiaoxiao Yuxie in detail, but his cell phone and Koukou number had been deleted long ago, so he could only rely on private messages on Weibo to let him call him.Xiaoxiao Yuxie guessed that she was hiding from the limelight and didn't go online, and there was no response for a long time. At this time, the people of ys have almost locked the dog's tail grass as the first suspect, and some people have gone to her Weibo private message to abuse, Zhuang Xiaojie repeatedly ordered her to silence , but couldn't bear to ask her for Xiaoxiao Yuxie's contact information. She was calm on the surface, but her heart was already in a mess.
The situation on the tearing battlefield is changing rapidly, his passive waiting will probably delay the fighter, and it is often too late to regret when he finds that the enemy has taken advantage of the vacancy.
Just as the "rain fans" were united in their efforts to ask the landlord for evidence to prove the authenticity of the screenshot, another mysterious person with double eyelids came to attack them head-on instead of the landlord who had already run away.
This life-threatening chain hammer is an audio that is only tens of seconds long. It seems to be intercepted from a conversation between two people. One is Xiaoxiao Yuxie, and the other is severely distorted by software processing, and even the gender is difficult to distinguish.
"Xiaoxiao Yuxie: I think it's okay, just ignore it."
"Voice Changer: Then, Xiaoxiao, is the chat history of 52 real?"
"Xiaoxiao Yuxie: En."
"Voice Changer: Haha, why are you so careless. Who is that person who claims to be your pet?"
"Xiaoxiao Yuxie: A friend."
The conversation was abruptly cut off at this point. It is unknown what Xiaoxiao Yuxie said later, but what is certain is that he did not give an answer, otherwise he would have been released along with it.Zhuang Xiaojie heard that the voice-changer's tone was full of deceit and deceit, and concluded that this idiot Xiaoxiao Yuxie had fallen into someone's trap again.But it’s not the same, the crowd only authenticates the evidence, he said it himself, he confessed the hammer, everyone who tried to speak for him was severely beaten in the face, the sunspots cheered and laughed, and raised their butcher knives to kill them all.
"The stupid crab actually admitted it, hahaha, he is also a straightforward boy."
"It's easy to fake screenshots, but it's hard to fake audio. What can Yucrai fans have to say now? Your Yucrai's voice is so unique that no one can imitate it."
"The timing on this hammer is too subtle. The only ones who can talk to the crab must be people he trusts. Why is he always betrayed by people around him?"
"It can be seen that the stupid crab has failed a lot in life. No one around him treats him, and they all hope that something will happen to him and trample on him."
"Why do I think it's not being sold or self-destruction? The chat record was only posted yesterday, and today it was confirmed by the hammer, and it is still an audio version."
"Self-speculation +1, most of the stupid crabs think that they won't be able to wash it for nothing anyway, so they just blackmail themselves, sell the bitterness of the cabbage character, and wash away some rational fans by the way, leaving the brainless fans as the guards. This trick has been used before. Not that no one has used it."
"It's disgusting. I never expected it to be this kind of jp. Yu Crab fans always say that his master is pure, kind, honest and honest, and a model of a new good man. Now his face is swollen."
"I only care about when the stupid crab will quit the circle. Xiaoxiao Yuxie is big, and the evidence is so strong. Are you still not going to stop?"
..............................
Besieged on all sides, Gouweicao panicked and ran to ask for help. She hadn't talked to Xiaoxiao Yuxie yet, and she didn't know the source of the audio.At this time, Zhuang Xiaojie couldn't care less about face, so he asked her for Xiaoxiao Yuxie's cell phone number, and contacted her on the spot.
"Hey, can you surf the Internet now? 52 hung up the audio of your chatting with people, go and check it out."
Xiaoxiao Yuxie was originally a single-celled creature, so his reactions to people and things that he didn't care about were usually very flat.In addition, since entering the circle, there have been constant disputes, and the experience of fighting with swords and guns, axes and axes has been a lot, so I thought that killing people is just a nod to the ground, and beheading is nothing more than a big scar. But still as still as still water, and the tone of speech is still gentle.
"Someone has already shown it to me."
He really can't wait to act like this. Can Zhuang Xiaojie not be angry?Ask him who the voice changer in the audio is.
"It's Wu Baifeng."
"is her?!"
Zhuang Xiaojie felt nauseous and vomited blood as if he had swallowed a lump of dog shit mixed with glass slag.
"Why is this maggot-chewing aunt again! Digging out dung and digging into it, what a fucking dog!"
He scolded Xiaoxiao Yuxie again: "Did Wu Baifeng give you magic, illusion, or medicine? You dare to say such terrible things to her, mother's mental retardation!"
Xiaoxiao Yuxie obviously knew that she was in trouble again, and seemed to feel powerless about her own JP physique, and sighed sadly: "She asked me to act as a co-star in a drama, and she asked me to do a pia scene last night, and asked about it in the middle I saw that she was so enthusiastic, and told me to beware of villains, thinking that she really cared about me, and if she asked me anything again, I would tell the truth."
"Did you confess your tail?"
"No, I'm not that stupid."
"Hmph, if you raise your tail, the three of us will die together."
Zhuang Xiaojie took a few sips of cold water and asked, "What happened to Wu Baifeng after the audio was hung up?"
Xiaoxiaoyu rubbed her nose and said: "She came to me just now and said that she forgot to edit the sound last night and uploaded the dry sound to the crew group. Our conversation was also in it. How many people in that group No. [-] person, I don’t know who passed it on.”
Zhuang Xiaojie laughed back angrily: "This bitch really treats you like a fool, she won't even use her brain when she lies, damn it, I really want to rush over and tear her up like this, if I were her husband, I would throw a knife and leave the palace immediately."
Excessive anger made him short of breath, and soon affected the lung lobes and caused a cough, like a file rubbing his throat back and forth, constantly emitting fragmented coughing and wheezing.Xiaoxiaoyu Xiexu felt distressed, and repeatedly persuaded: "Don't be angry, I don't care at all, it's a big deal to quit the circle."
"You fucking... it's easy to say..."
Zhuang Xiaojie finished cursing intermittently, crawled on the sofa for a minute to adjust his breath, then drank half a glass of water, managed to recover, and said to himself with his mobile phone: "This matter has something to do with the tail, I will run when the tail is finished No."
Xiaoxiao Yuxie hesitated and asked, "Is the tail okay?"
Zhuang Xiaojie said harshly: "You don't know, ask yourself?"
"I'm afraid that she will be embarrassed. Usually, she will contact me directly if something happens, but not this time."
"...you don't hate her?"
"Why do I hate her? It's not her fault."
Hearing this, Zhuang Xiaojie looked like a conscientious and responsible man, and sighed: "Tail has lacked fatherly love since she was a child, and is mentally disabled. When she meets a gentle and approachable man, the younger daughter will have a mental attack. She thinks it's too bitch to act like a baby with a straight man." Qi, usually only get close to gay guys, but you know, there are very few gay men who can tolerate women pestering themselves and acting like a baby all day long, you are a special case, and I think you are quite suitable to be a father."
He is euphemistically pleading for the dog's tail grass, no matter whether Xiaoxiao Yuxie is really generous or pretending, Zhuang Xiaojie doesn't want him to turn against the dog's tail grass, regardless of the interest relationship, he also really appreciates the pure love between this pair of living treasures Friendship, opening up and accepting everything about each other like they did, he couldn't do it at all.
Xiaoxiao Yuxie must have understood his intentions, and expressed his attitude peacefully: "I understand the tail, a child who lacks father's love is very pitiful, and I am the same."
"Your father is also a scumbag?"
"No, my father was a very nice person, but it's a pity that a good man didn't live long. He had a heart attack and passed away when I was in the fifth grade of elementary school."
Zhuang Xiaojie was very surprised, no one mentioned this to him, and usually children who grow up in single-parent families are more sensitive and withdrawn, with personality defects of one kind or another, but Xiaoxiao Yuxie is just stupid, generally speaking, Sunshine is healthy, Zhuang Xiaojie thought he was Born in a happy family with kind parents and kind mothers, they will be raised to be as silly and sweet as a piggy in a greenhouse.
"Have you never told anyone about it?"
"Yeah, it's not a good thing, why do you just say it when you're sewing?"
"Then why did you tell me?"
"I'm afraid you will misunderstand that I have a problem with the tail, and I want you to know that I share the same sympathy with her."
"...he is really a gentle and good man."
Zhuang Xiaojie made a sarcastic sarcasm, and suddenly remembered the trainee teacher Xiaoxiao Yuxie mentioned last time, and couldn't help but say: "Your first love teacher treats you especially because of pity, right? I wonder if you are not particularly cute, They are also stupid and stupid, how can a teacher prefer such a student."
Xiaoxiaoyu smiled: "Did adults like you when you were young? You are cute and smart. You must be the teacher's favorite."
"Hehehe, you know how to flatter."
As soon as the atmosphere eased, Zhuang Xiaojie couldn't hold back the reporter's occupational disease, and continued to ask the bottom line: "The matter of you becoming bent has something to do with your father. I heard that boys have abnormal sexual orientation when they are young. If you didn't become an orphan so early, maybe Now he is also a pure man."
Xiaoxiao Yuxie corrected: "I don't think my sexual orientation is abnormal, and I am indeed a pure man now. You are prejudiced against homosexuality and always treat us as heterogeneous, which is why there are so many rejections and misunderstandings."
"I'm not interested in homosexuality. I just wonder why you like me. Look at your first love, who is gentle and virtuous. He chats with you, plays with you, helps you with homework, and cooks for you. The whole godfather As for me, since the day I met you, I haven’t given you a good look. I always scold you, rape you, and never take you seriously. , what do you like about me?"
Xiaoxiaoyu Xie laughed: "You blamed me for giving you a bad review last time. Why are you so unconfident? Has no one ever liked you?"
Zhuang Xiaojie got old, and spat: "I have many suitors, but none of them are as cheap as you, do you want to play sm? If you just use a whip to whip wildly, I will think about it, maybe it will be kind and satisfying you."
Xiaoxiao Yuxie's laughter shot straight up to the sky like lit firecrackers, and she giggled and sighed: "You are so cute when the string breaks in the middle of the night."
Zhuang Xiaojie thumped the table reflexively, warning him not to look for cute spots casually, but Xiaoxiao Yuxie replied seriously: "When you are in a hurry, you will say some very happy words to cover up. Psychology says this is mental stress disorder. The stronger the reaction, the more exaggerated your reaction is when you see me laughing like this, it shows that you are actually very simple in your heart."
"Fart! Even you stupid pig have the nerve to laugh at me. If I had a cup of pure water, the world would have evaporated."
Zhuang Xiaojie has no doubts about his black belly. Over the years, he has carefully kept his sincerity. Most people can't see it, let alone speculate. At this moment, Xiaoxiao Yuxie actually described him with simplicity. Is there a more absurd joke than this?
But... After thinking about it carefully, his argument does have some basis. Zhuang Xiaojie always hides secrets when he gets along with others, but when it comes to Xiaoxiao Yuxie, he often goes berserk and loses his composure once or twice.Is it true that as psychology says, getting along with others is like looking in a mirror, hypocrisy leads to suspicion, maliciousness leads to defense, but truth, kindness and beauty can make people lose their guard and be honest with each other...
Is the real me who gets along with Xiaoxiao Yuxie?Then isn't my main body also a neurotic idiot?This is impossible! ?
Zhuang Xiaojie slapped his forehead hard, reminding himself not to be led astray by idiots, and loudly warned the guy who was still giggling on the phone: "Don't impose your first love Bai Yueguang's character on me, I'm from the Valley of the Evil, he feeds you candy , I will only give you arsenic!"
Xiaoxiao Yuxie's already fading laughter was like a roller coaster jumping high, she patted her chest and said: "Look, you are excited again, I didn't say you two are alike, but you gave me a very similar feeling. Back then I was lonely and afraid when my father passed away, thanks to his timely appearance and giving me a sense of security and stability. After so many years, I still miss that sense of belonging, and I found it in you."
"Nonsense, when did I ever give you a sense of belonging? You just made up your mind when you saw my itchy glans!?"
"Calm down, or you will become a funny king. Remember what I said the night we had a barbecue together? I said that you have an incredible power, always sending warmth and hope when people's hearts are coldest. Enter the circle I have been in a lot of troubles since then, and I probably wouldn’t be able to get along if I were someone else. Every time, you are behind my back to help me out. Although your mouth is very vicious and fierce, you have always used practical actions to protect me, growing up so big Only Teacher Zhang has protected me like this, you are all people with strong hearts."
So his first love was surnamed Zhang?Like my name, it starts with z.
Zhuang Xiaojie was stunned for a moment, blaming himself for grasping the wrong point, he pinched his thigh fiercely, and all the pain turned into shouts.
"Don't think that if you say good things and flatter me, I will continue to wipe your ass. Let me tell you, this time you are in too much trouble, and I can't keep you. Go back and look through the almanac, pick a good day and auspicious day to get out, and catch this acre You, a rotten cowpea, can't be accommodated in one-third of the land."
No matter how much he provokes Xiaoxiao Yuxie, he won't be angry, his gentle voice is like gurgling water gently scouring his eardrums.
"I'm ready to quit the circle, but I regret that I can't continue to accompany you on this journey."
"Hmph, do you think I can't find someone to replace you? The good thing is, you can choose."
"Hahaha, I know, no matter who you partner with, the third watch will always be the third watch, but can you promise me one thing? No matter what happens in the future, don't give up online matchmaking. I hope to continue listening to your voice."
"Aren't you afraid of being led astray? This kind of chat screenshot with no opponent and no time is too easy to forge. It can be done by preparing two debit numbers. This is how the marketing accounts on Weibo are played."
The discussion in the building really followed his train of thought, and many people supported this point of view.Zhuang Xiaojie got the inspiration, thinking that the people who took the hammer have been silenced by the red bean bag. Using a fake hammer to wash white is the most convenient and efficient way. First, win fans and passers-by. You can let them "freely testify", but this requires Xiaoxiao Yuxie to refute the rumors in order to win people's trust.Besides, the most urgent task at the moment is to pick out the dogtail grass. Zhuang Xiaojie can't stop the people talking, but Xiaoxiao Yuxie can still control her mouth. If the masses believe that the dogtail grass is the person involved, only he can overthrow it with his own denial. Identification results.
Taking these two points into consideration, he had to communicate with Xiaoxiao Yuxie in detail, but his cell phone and Koukou number had been deleted long ago, so he could only rely on private messages on Weibo to let him call him.Xiaoxiao Yuxie guessed that she was hiding from the limelight and didn't go online, and there was no response for a long time. At this time, the people of ys have almost locked the dog's tail grass as the first suspect, and some people have gone to her Weibo private message to abuse, Zhuang Xiaojie repeatedly ordered her to silence , but couldn't bear to ask her for Xiaoxiao Yuxie's contact information. She was calm on the surface, but her heart was already in a mess.
The situation on the tearing battlefield is changing rapidly, his passive waiting will probably delay the fighter, and it is often too late to regret when he finds that the enemy has taken advantage of the vacancy.
Just as the "rain fans" were united in their efforts to ask the landlord for evidence to prove the authenticity of the screenshot, another mysterious person with double eyelids came to attack them head-on instead of the landlord who had already run away.
This life-threatening chain hammer is an audio that is only tens of seconds long. It seems to be intercepted from a conversation between two people. One is Xiaoxiao Yuxie, and the other is severely distorted by software processing, and even the gender is difficult to distinguish.
"Xiaoxiao Yuxie: I think it's okay, just ignore it."
"Voice Changer: Then, Xiaoxiao, is the chat history of 52 real?"
"Xiaoxiao Yuxie: En."
"Voice Changer: Haha, why are you so careless. Who is that person who claims to be your pet?"
"Xiaoxiao Yuxie: A friend."
The conversation was abruptly cut off at this point. It is unknown what Xiaoxiao Yuxie said later, but what is certain is that he did not give an answer, otherwise he would have been released along with it.Zhuang Xiaojie heard that the voice-changer's tone was full of deceit and deceit, and concluded that this idiot Xiaoxiao Yuxie had fallen into someone's trap again.But it’s not the same, the crowd only authenticates the evidence, he said it himself, he confessed the hammer, everyone who tried to speak for him was severely beaten in the face, the sunspots cheered and laughed, and raised their butcher knives to kill them all.
"The stupid crab actually admitted it, hahaha, he is also a straightforward boy."
"It's easy to fake screenshots, but it's hard to fake audio. What can Yucrai fans have to say now? Your Yucrai's voice is so unique that no one can imitate it."
"The timing on this hammer is too subtle. The only ones who can talk to the crab must be people he trusts. Why is he always betrayed by people around him?"
"It can be seen that the stupid crab has failed a lot in life. No one around him treats him, and they all hope that something will happen to him and trample on him."
"Why do I think it's not being sold or self-destruction? The chat record was only posted yesterday, and today it was confirmed by the hammer, and it is still an audio version."
"Self-speculation +1, most of the stupid crabs think that they won't be able to wash it for nothing anyway, so they just blackmail themselves, sell the bitterness of the cabbage character, and wash away some rational fans by the way, leaving the brainless fans as the guards. This trick has been used before. Not that no one has used it."
"It's disgusting. I never expected it to be this kind of jp. Yu Crab fans always say that his master is pure, kind, honest and honest, and a model of a new good man. Now his face is swollen."
"I only care about when the stupid crab will quit the circle. Xiaoxiao Yuxie is big, and the evidence is so strong. Are you still not going to stop?"
..............................
Besieged on all sides, Gouweicao panicked and ran to ask for help. She hadn't talked to Xiaoxiao Yuxie yet, and she didn't know the source of the audio.At this time, Zhuang Xiaojie couldn't care less about face, so he asked her for Xiaoxiao Yuxie's cell phone number, and contacted her on the spot.
"Hey, can you surf the Internet now? 52 hung up the audio of your chatting with people, go and check it out."
Xiaoxiao Yuxie was originally a single-celled creature, so his reactions to people and things that he didn't care about were usually very flat.In addition, since entering the circle, there have been constant disputes, and the experience of fighting with swords and guns, axes and axes has been a lot, so I thought that killing people is just a nod to the ground, and beheading is nothing more than a big scar. But still as still as still water, and the tone of speech is still gentle.
"Someone has already shown it to me."
He really can't wait to act like this. Can Zhuang Xiaojie not be angry?Ask him who the voice changer in the audio is.
"It's Wu Baifeng."
"is her?!"
Zhuang Xiaojie felt nauseous and vomited blood as if he had swallowed a lump of dog shit mixed with glass slag.
"Why is this maggot-chewing aunt again! Digging out dung and digging into it, what a fucking dog!"
He scolded Xiaoxiao Yuxie again: "Did Wu Baifeng give you magic, illusion, or medicine? You dare to say such terrible things to her, mother's mental retardation!"
Xiaoxiao Yuxie obviously knew that she was in trouble again, and seemed to feel powerless about her own JP physique, and sighed sadly: "She asked me to act as a co-star in a drama, and she asked me to do a pia scene last night, and asked about it in the middle I saw that she was so enthusiastic, and told me to beware of villains, thinking that she really cared about me, and if she asked me anything again, I would tell the truth."
"Did you confess your tail?"
"No, I'm not that stupid."
"Hmph, if you raise your tail, the three of us will die together."
Zhuang Xiaojie took a few sips of cold water and asked, "What happened to Wu Baifeng after the audio was hung up?"
Xiaoxiaoyu rubbed her nose and said: "She came to me just now and said that she forgot to edit the sound last night and uploaded the dry sound to the crew group. Our conversation was also in it. How many people in that group No. [-] person, I don’t know who passed it on.”
Zhuang Xiaojie laughed back angrily: "This bitch really treats you like a fool, she won't even use her brain when she lies, damn it, I really want to rush over and tear her up like this, if I were her husband, I would throw a knife and leave the palace immediately."
Excessive anger made him short of breath, and soon affected the lung lobes and caused a cough, like a file rubbing his throat back and forth, constantly emitting fragmented coughing and wheezing.Xiaoxiaoyu Xiexu felt distressed, and repeatedly persuaded: "Don't be angry, I don't care at all, it's a big deal to quit the circle."
"You fucking... it's easy to say..."
Zhuang Xiaojie finished cursing intermittently, crawled on the sofa for a minute to adjust his breath, then drank half a glass of water, managed to recover, and said to himself with his mobile phone: "This matter has something to do with the tail, I will run when the tail is finished No."
Xiaoxiao Yuxie hesitated and asked, "Is the tail okay?"
Zhuang Xiaojie said harshly: "You don't know, ask yourself?"
"I'm afraid that she will be embarrassed. Usually, she will contact me directly if something happens, but not this time."
"...you don't hate her?"
"Why do I hate her? It's not her fault."
Hearing this, Zhuang Xiaojie looked like a conscientious and responsible man, and sighed: "Tail has lacked fatherly love since she was a child, and is mentally disabled. When she meets a gentle and approachable man, the younger daughter will have a mental attack. She thinks it's too bitch to act like a baby with a straight man." Qi, usually only get close to gay guys, but you know, there are very few gay men who can tolerate women pestering themselves and acting like a baby all day long, you are a special case, and I think you are quite suitable to be a father."
He is euphemistically pleading for the dog's tail grass, no matter whether Xiaoxiao Yuxie is really generous or pretending, Zhuang Xiaojie doesn't want him to turn against the dog's tail grass, regardless of the interest relationship, he also really appreciates the pure love between this pair of living treasures Friendship, opening up and accepting everything about each other like they did, he couldn't do it at all.
Xiaoxiao Yuxie must have understood his intentions, and expressed his attitude peacefully: "I understand the tail, a child who lacks father's love is very pitiful, and I am the same."
"Your father is also a scumbag?"
"No, my father was a very nice person, but it's a pity that a good man didn't live long. He had a heart attack and passed away when I was in the fifth grade of elementary school."
Zhuang Xiaojie was very surprised, no one mentioned this to him, and usually children who grow up in single-parent families are more sensitive and withdrawn, with personality defects of one kind or another, but Xiaoxiao Yuxie is just stupid, generally speaking, Sunshine is healthy, Zhuang Xiaojie thought he was Born in a happy family with kind parents and kind mothers, they will be raised to be as silly and sweet as a piggy in a greenhouse.
"Have you never told anyone about it?"
"Yeah, it's not a good thing, why do you just say it when you're sewing?"
"Then why did you tell me?"
"I'm afraid you will misunderstand that I have a problem with the tail, and I want you to know that I share the same sympathy with her."
"...he is really a gentle and good man."
Zhuang Xiaojie made a sarcastic sarcasm, and suddenly remembered the trainee teacher Xiaoxiao Yuxie mentioned last time, and couldn't help but say: "Your first love teacher treats you especially because of pity, right? I wonder if you are not particularly cute, They are also stupid and stupid, how can a teacher prefer such a student."
Xiaoxiaoyu smiled: "Did adults like you when you were young? You are cute and smart. You must be the teacher's favorite."
"Hehehe, you know how to flatter."
As soon as the atmosphere eased, Zhuang Xiaojie couldn't hold back the reporter's occupational disease, and continued to ask the bottom line: "The matter of you becoming bent has something to do with your father. I heard that boys have abnormal sexual orientation when they are young. If you didn't become an orphan so early, maybe Now he is also a pure man."
Xiaoxiao Yuxie corrected: "I don't think my sexual orientation is abnormal, and I am indeed a pure man now. You are prejudiced against homosexuality and always treat us as heterogeneous, which is why there are so many rejections and misunderstandings."
"I'm not interested in homosexuality. I just wonder why you like me. Look at your first love, who is gentle and virtuous. He chats with you, plays with you, helps you with homework, and cooks for you. The whole godfather As for me, since the day I met you, I haven’t given you a good look. I always scold you, rape you, and never take you seriously. , what do you like about me?"
Xiaoxiaoyu Xie laughed: "You blamed me for giving you a bad review last time. Why are you so unconfident? Has no one ever liked you?"
Zhuang Xiaojie got old, and spat: "I have many suitors, but none of them are as cheap as you, do you want to play sm? If you just use a whip to whip wildly, I will think about it, maybe it will be kind and satisfying you."
Xiaoxiao Yuxie's laughter shot straight up to the sky like lit firecrackers, and she giggled and sighed: "You are so cute when the string breaks in the middle of the night."
Zhuang Xiaojie thumped the table reflexively, warning him not to look for cute spots casually, but Xiaoxiao Yuxie replied seriously: "When you are in a hurry, you will say some very happy words to cover up. Psychology says this is mental stress disorder. The stronger the reaction, the more exaggerated your reaction is when you see me laughing like this, it shows that you are actually very simple in your heart."
"Fart! Even you stupid pig have the nerve to laugh at me. If I had a cup of pure water, the world would have evaporated."
Zhuang Xiaojie has no doubts about his black belly. Over the years, he has carefully kept his sincerity. Most people can't see it, let alone speculate. At this moment, Xiaoxiao Yuxie actually described him with simplicity. Is there a more absurd joke than this?
But... After thinking about it carefully, his argument does have some basis. Zhuang Xiaojie always hides secrets when he gets along with others, but when it comes to Xiaoxiao Yuxie, he often goes berserk and loses his composure once or twice.Is it true that as psychology says, getting along with others is like looking in a mirror, hypocrisy leads to suspicion, maliciousness leads to defense, but truth, kindness and beauty can make people lose their guard and be honest with each other...
Is the real me who gets along with Xiaoxiao Yuxie?Then isn't my main body also a neurotic idiot?This is impossible! ?
Zhuang Xiaojie slapped his forehead hard, reminding himself not to be led astray by idiots, and loudly warned the guy who was still giggling on the phone: "Don't impose your first love Bai Yueguang's character on me, I'm from the Valley of the Evil, he feeds you candy , I will only give you arsenic!"
Xiaoxiao Yuxie's already fading laughter was like a roller coaster jumping high, she patted her chest and said: "Look, you are excited again, I didn't say you two are alike, but you gave me a very similar feeling. Back then I was lonely and afraid when my father passed away, thanks to his timely appearance and giving me a sense of security and stability. After so many years, I still miss that sense of belonging, and I found it in you."
"Nonsense, when did I ever give you a sense of belonging? You just made up your mind when you saw my itchy glans!?"
"Calm down, or you will become a funny king. Remember what I said the night we had a barbecue together? I said that you have an incredible power, always sending warmth and hope when people's hearts are coldest. Enter the circle I have been in a lot of troubles since then, and I probably wouldn’t be able to get along if I were someone else. Every time, you are behind my back to help me out. Although your mouth is very vicious and fierce, you have always used practical actions to protect me, growing up so big Only Teacher Zhang has protected me like this, you are all people with strong hearts."
So his first love was surnamed Zhang?Like my name, it starts with z.
Zhuang Xiaojie was stunned for a moment, blaming himself for grasping the wrong point, he pinched his thigh fiercely, and all the pain turned into shouts.
"Don't think that if you say good things and flatter me, I will continue to wipe your ass. Let me tell you, this time you are in too much trouble, and I can't keep you. Go back and look through the almanac, pick a good day and auspicious day to get out, and catch this acre You, a rotten cowpea, can't be accommodated in one-third of the land."
No matter how much he provokes Xiaoxiao Yuxie, he won't be angry, his gentle voice is like gurgling water gently scouring his eardrums.
"I'm ready to quit the circle, but I regret that I can't continue to accompany you on this journey."
"Hmph, do you think I can't find someone to replace you? The good thing is, you can choose."
"Hahaha, I know, no matter who you partner with, the third watch will always be the third watch, but can you promise me one thing? No matter what happens in the future, don't give up online matchmaking. I hope to continue listening to your voice."
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