Network distribution circle tearing guide

It is said that Zhuang Xiaojie borrowed money and accompanied him for meals as a landlord's friendship. If there is no accident, Xiaoxiaoyu can get out of bed after a rest.However, the hypothetical sentences guided by the word "Ruo" are usually contrary to the reality. Zhuang Xiaojie may have a conflict with Xiaoxiao Yuxie, and there are a lot of troubles involving him.

"Big Daddy, Zhuan Jia just came to me and said that she suddenly received a mission to work in other places for 5 months, and she will leave early in the morning the day after tomorrow."

Zhuan Jia is helping Zhuang Xiaojie to produce the Republic of China drama "Yutangchun". This drama was originally directed by him and Qin Guangling. Soon after the first issue was released, the crew was paralyzed because of Lao Qin's withdrawal from the circle.A few months ago, Zhuang Xiaojie responded to the strong request of fans and asked Gouweicao to continue writing the second episode of the script, and let Xiaoxiao Yuxie replace the main character.Now that the demo is basically completed, the staff decided to add an h scene after review and discussion.

"Zhuan Jia said that she still has two nights to do the post-production. As long as you and Xiaoxiao fill in the voice in time, we can still release the drama on time."

This is undoubtedly a difficult problem, Xiaoxiao Yuxie is currently taking an exam in Shanghai, and there is no recording condition.

The brainless bristlegrass came up with a bad idea again.

"I thought about it, is it possible to let Xiaoxiao go to your house to record, this scene is quite difficult, maybe the effect of you two acting on the spot will be better."

Well you are numb!

Zhuang Xiaojie's anger was enough to burn the clouds, and he subconsciously made a gesture of throwing his mobile phone, accumulating energy several times, but he was not willing to anger his beloved "Miss Qian".

Face-to-face recording of the boat scene, such a frightening and embarrassing thing, even he who is used to fighting has never tried it.In the Waiwai pia play, you can only hear the voice but not the shape, and you don’t feel embarrassed. If it is replaced in front of your eyes, the voice, smile and appearance can be seen clearly, and the expression and movements can be seen at a glance. What kind of shameful play would it be?

"Brother, don't be shy. Before, Lan Ting had face-to-face pia scenes with other people. If you don't look at the other person's face, you won't be able to act."

Knowing that he is not the first person in the industry to eat crabs, Zhuang Xiaojie calmed down a little. Sailing on the sea depends on the helmsman, and the long march depends on the leader. As the soul of the crew, he cannot admit cowardice under any circumstances.After confirming the final play plan with Foxtail Grass, Xiaoxiao Yuxie agreed to go to his house to record tonight.

Xiaoxiao Yuxie and Gouweicao, the Aries duo, have become buddies and obey each other’s orders. Gouweicao asked Xiaoxiaoyuxie to go to Zhuang Xiaojie at 8:[-] p.m., and he really came on time. Knowing the etiquette, when he came to the door, he carried a box of snacks in his hand.

"Buy whatever you want on the road. If you're hungry at night, you can have it as a midnight snack."

Zhuang Xiaojie thought it was bought with his own money, so there was no need to thank him, so he invited him into the house with a blank expression.

"You live alone?"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie was a little cautious, seeing the spotless white sofa, she was not ashamed to sit down.Zhuang Xiaojie was also quite jp, he took out a small plastic bench and told him, "Be gentle, don't crush it."

"Oh."

The little fat man carefully sat on the bench that was in great contrast to his body shape, posing in a squatting posture, not daring to move rashly, and there was a bit of unbearable panic on his face, as if he was pressing on the leg of a skinny old man.Seeing this, Zhuang Xiaojie felt a little pity, and gave him a cup of cool water with great kindness.

"Your eating habits are too bad. For the sake of health, don't drink soft drinks and drink more boiled water."

"OK, thanks."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie bowed sincerely, took a sip from the cup, and licked his lips vigorously. It was obvious that the live recording made him quite embarrassed.

"Shall we start now?"

"Okay, it's early, Brick is still waiting for us to talk."

Zhuang Xiaojie persuaded himself to treat this matter as official business and started to prepare.

"I use a brain computer and you use a laptop. The two microphones are of the same type, and the effects are similar."

"Oh."

After all, she came from a major, and after getting the equipment and the script, Xiaoxiao Yuxie calmed down quickly, put the notebook on the coffee table, and recorded a sound test first.

After hearing this, Zhuang Xiaojie said helplessly: "No, that space has too much reverberation, you'd better come to the desk, otherwise our sound will pass through."

"Oh."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie shifted her position to the desk according to her words, placed her notebook on the left side of the computer monitor, and sat side by side with Zhuang Xiaojie.Zhuang Xiaojie was very uncomfortable, and ordered: "You, turn around."

"what?"

"Seeing your face makes me act."

"why?"

Zhuang Xiaojie was holding his breath, and the gunpowder in the casserole exploded at a touch, and he raised his voice to reprimand: "Look at the Gu Shaotang Yushu Lingfeng in the original text, you are a fat man with a fat head, how can I substitute it!"

His words were too sharp, Xiaoxiao Yuxie couldn't help it, frowned and said, "I'm not so fat, right? Besides, you are not like Meng Yulou in the original text. He is beautiful and beautiful, and your appearance is the best." Much above average."

"That's much better than you, right? At least many people like me can turn soft into hard after seeing it, but your kind will only make people hard turn into wilting!"

"How do you know that others will be hard when they see you? Could it be that you have taken off other people's pants for inspection?"

"I'm fucking you uncle!"

"Aren't you a straight man? You should only be interested in a woman's appearance, why bother with a man's appearance."

"Then if you're gay, can you be ugly for granted? I'm a person who cares about aesthetics very much. No matter male or female, I despise anyone who looks unsightly!"

"I'm not ugly, I just gained weight!"

"However, obesity is not an umbrella for ugly people in my place."

Zhuang Xiaojie is recognized in the industry as the "Queen of Poison Tongue", and has been famous for many years. I believe that Xiaoxiao Yuxie has been vaccinated early, and he is not aggressive.But Zhuang Xiaojie could still see him from the corner of his eye, clicked his lips, and turned to the right, so that the two of them formed a sitting posture back to back, and no one could see the other.

"Okay, let's get started."

"The lines in this scene are all newly added?"

"kindness."

"Oh, let me read it carefully twice."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie has a good recording habit, always read the lines thoroughly before dubbing, so there is very little slurring, which coincides with Zhuang Xiaojie.They each memorized their lines, Xiaoxiaoyu took a break, took a deep breath, and started the recording software.

"Yulou, do you know that I miss you every day, miss you and love you, and I have reached the point of becoming obsessed."

With an affectionate voice, no matter how hard the heart is, it can turn into soft fingers.

Not to be outdone, Zhuang Xiaojie quickly showed his best form.

"Young Master Gu, why bother yourself. You have a noble status, and you will surely find a good relationship in the future. If you fall in love with a lowly actor, it will damage your reputation if it spreads."

The cold and bright whispers are ruthless and touching.

"Love has nothing to do with status, please don't reject me thousands of miles away because of secular prejudice."

"It's not just about identity, you and I are both men, it's against the laws of nature to mess up yin and yang."

"But Yulou, as early as the first time I saw you, I was already confused. You can clearly see my madness, and you can clearly feel my infatuation. Why don't you show me a little mercy."

"Master Gu..."

"Yulou, tell me, have you ever been tempted by me?"

"Master Gu, I don't know how to be tempted, and I don't have the right to pity you. These days, I am deeply moved by your friendship to me. Yulou always repays kindness. How do you want me to repay my kindness tonight?"

"Yulou, I don't want to repay you, I just want you."

The following is a lingering boat scene, and the script is still marked "Here is a high-energy 30 seconds, please cv self-record".Zhuang Xiaojie resorted to his housekeeping skills, chanted tactfully according to the scene described in the original text, and at the same time closely monitored the sound waveform on the software to beware of popping mics, so that he could ignore other movements.

"Ah~"

Panting to the point of climax, his body instinctively leaned back following the trend of exerting force, and accidentally bumped into Xiaoxiao Yuxie, who he had long regarded as a dead person, this "dead person" snorted like a corpse, disrupting his mood pace.

"What are you humming! I can't do it in one go here, the previous ones have been recorded for nothing!"

Zhuang Xiaojie pressed the pause button, turning back to the little fat man who was complaining about bad things, Xiaoxiao Yuxie also looked back with a guilty conscience, and saw two scarlet bloodstains on his white chin, which was shocking.

"You have a nosebleed!?"

Zhuang Xiaojie exclaimed, flustered like a drowned crab.

"Oh."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie also lost his mind about the fish and shrimp that had entered the net, so he touched his chin casually, and the blood drained through his arm, dripping onto the floor.

Zhuang Xiaojie exploded immediately: "Don't move around, you've stained the floor!"

With a pale face anxiously, he grabbed a box of tissues and threw it to Xiaoxiao Yuxie, then went to the bathroom to twist a wet towel.

"Wait, I have to get another basin of water."

He put down the towel and went back to the bathroom. When the water came out, he saw Xiaoxiao Yuxie was wiping his face with the towel, and asked in black, "Why do you wipe with that?"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie looked at him innocently: "Huh? Isn't this for wiping my face?"

"...that's a rag, I used it to wipe the floor!"

"...Oh, your dishcloth is more fragrant than my face towel."

………………

The nosebleed incident delayed the recording process, which ended up taking an hour longer than originally planned, of which half an hour was spent by Zhuang Xiaojie cleaning the floor.He rubbed it, and suddenly remembered something.

"I said, when we had the first live pia alphabet scene, did you also have a nosebleed?"

Zhuang Xiaojie still remembered the scene where Xiaoxiao Yuxie suddenly knocked over something and rushed to the toilet. At that time, he didn't know what the hell he was doing, but now with the context, the truth is clearly revealed.

Xiaoxiao Yuxie maintained his usual frankness, blushing, "I'm sorry, I was discovered by you."

Although he is fat, he is not annoying, and he has a naive smile.Zhuang Xiaojie is embarrassing and thunderous, but he still has some small pride. Being able to make a man's nose bleed with his delicate panting shows that he is very attractive.

"Forget it, it doesn't matter if you don't mention this kind of thing, you have lost so much blood, let's have some snacks to make up for it."

"No, I want to lose weight and stop eating sweets."

Hey, I just said that he is going to lose weight if he is fat, but gay guys really have a fragile glass heart.

Thinking this way was a bit nasty, so Zhuang Xiaojie was naturally smart: "Then what do you want to eat? I'll order you takeaway."

"...I want to eat noodles, can you cook a bowl of dried noodles for me?"

"……All right."

After 15 minutes, a bowl of fragrant green onion and sesame oil noodles came out of the pan. The white and tender noodles were covered with a thick layer of green Shanghai Qing. It was bought by Zhuang Xiaojie the day before yesterday. It's a pity to throw it away, just let the little fat man help digest it.

"For lunch, I saw you eating meat all the time. You want to lose weight and eat more vegetables. Look at how standard my figure is. I eat boiled vegetables."

Zhuang Xiaojie told a white lie, seeing Xiaoxiao Yuxie accidentally held up his chopsticks backwards, he stretched out his hand to correct him.

"Look at you, you must be used to being rude and careless, and you don't pay attention to details at all. Beggars and children only hold chopsticks backwards. What kind of person are you?"

When he was holding the chopsticks, he accidentally stained Xiaoxiao Yuxie's face with soup, and handed him a tissue.

Xiaoxiao Yuxie took the tissue and squeezed it unconsciously.

"Can you turn on the air conditioner for a while? It's so hot."

Zhuang Xiaojie disagreed with his request: "Is it hot? My house is warm in winter and cool in summer, and I don't need to turn on the air conditioner during the dog days."

He was half telling the truth, and half was concerned about the electricity bill.After a while, beads of sweat rolled down Xiaoxiao Yuxie's forehead, he wiped it with the back of his hand, the unwiped sweat beads changed the course and flowed into the corner of his mouth, looking very embarrassed.Zhuang Xiaojie finally felt sorry and turned on the air conditioner.

"Thank you."

Xiaoxiaoyu Xie breathed a sigh of relief under the blowing of the air-conditioning, and nodded lightly to him, her expression was a bit like that of a primary school student.

Zhuang Xiaojie was amused: "Why don't you eat noodles? It's too hot?"

"Oh."

"Oh is that your catchphrase?"

"... I have been used to it since I was a child."

"This habit is not very good, and it is easy to be regarded as a fool."

"Oh."

"Eat the noodles quickly, it won't be hot if you blow it on."

"Oh."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie maintained a state of facial paralysis, but the trembling eyelashes quickly betrayed him. Zhuang Xiaojie inadvertently saw his throat slipping, made a movement of swallowing saliva, and suddenly came to his senses.

No, I almost forgot that this kid is gay, so talking to him like this is just flirting! ?

He is not afraid of being regarded as a bad person, but he does not want to be a slut, he does not flirt with girls, let alone flirt with homosexuals, and immediately dodges when the situation is wrong.

"I'm going to do the laundry, you eat slowly, go back to the hotel after eating, or you won't be able to catch the subway."

He hid in the bathroom, dawdling and never showing up again, to prevent any ambiguous atmosphere from breeding.Fortunately, Xiaoxiao Yuxie's wifi, which was often lost, was full of signals at this time, and she accurately received the eviction order. After eating, she stood at the door and said goodbye to him softly.Zhuang Xiaojie perfunctoryly did not look back, and immediately dropped the hanger after the anti-theft door closed, beat his upright sore waist, and limped back to the living room.He lay flat on the sofa to catch his breath, and after a few minutes of slowing down, he picked up his phone to check the developments of the past few hours. When he found the text message box, he found that Xiaoxiao Yuxie had left him a message before leaving.

"Thank you for cooking the noodles, it's delicious."