Network distribution circle tearing guide

The moment Zhuang Xiaojie clicked on the link, he really wanted to use a nuclear warhead to smash this bloody world. The script of life was replaced by the worst screenwriter. He tried his best to pile up absurd plots for the sake of ratings, and portrayed the protagonists as fools. Psychopaths with weird behaviors create farces that are so disgusting that they can't complain.

Xi Baichuan's Weibo, which has been dusty for several years, was updated. The short statement is like a cup of bitter sacrificial liquor placed on the grave of the wormwood. .

"Except for the medical records, the rest of the revelations are credible. I have always been unable to ask for the third shift, and I have nothing to say when the plan is revealed. I would like to apologize to all parties involved."

Tens of thousands of forwarded comments have been accumulated below. Some people took advantage of the wind to set fire, some settled accounts after autumn, some hated themselves for being blind, and some were struggling to find a solution.

"Seeing Bo's master's tiger body startled, seeing Bo's master bowing his hands."

"The obscene thief! You still have the face to show up. Let's see how many people you cheated this time. You have ruined the reputation of the dumb flute and peafowl. As a former fan, I will never forgive you for the rest of my life!"

"When Wu Baifeng collapsed, someone rehabilitated you. The girls in the group were all crying with excitement. Everyone believed that you were wronged. As a result, the beliefs you have persisted for so many years are all destroyed today. You really broke us Just now, everyone has agreed to disband the fan group, we who were once proud of you will be ashamed of you in the future, and finally send you two words loudly, scum!"

"Pretending to be a straight scumbag, Bai Chuan Da, you are really a movie king who loves to eat Xiang."

"There is no character but a liar with fine points. Peafowl is really unlucky for ten lifetimes. He will quit the circle for people like you. Fortunately, he is smart and didn't fall for your tricks. Since ancient times, sluts and thieves match whores, you should go To fall in love with your three-watch bitch, it's best to find a fork and string them together and throw them on the fire!"

"Is it fun to lie about feelings? In reality, I have already called the police when I met someone like you!"

"Juju just made a confession and didn't try to clear it up. It seems very clear that there is no place to blame this time. I suspect that you were the one who broke the news at 52. It is your goal to let everyone die with you."

"Everything that can be lied to is lied to, and everything that can be destroyed is destroyed. How dare you have the face to apologize, thinking that just saying I'm sorry can write off all the jp things you did? Please get out of here without stopping. Always eating Xiang Xiang is not good for your health."

"I still don't believe that you are this kind of person. There are too many doubts. I hope I can explain it in detail."

"I scolded a bitch last year, what a fart to explain! Do you still want him to fuck more innocent people? How cheap are the people who still follow him now!"

"Hehe, get out, get out, get out!"

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The flood was raging, and two or three waves would make people dizzy. Coincidentally, Zhuang Xiaojie saw the comments of responding to requests in the roaring waves.

"I still respond to requests today: Is your head crushed by that bitch's chrysanthemum? You dare to carry this kind of blame! Wasn't it very annoying before, so it turns out that you are like a bird, I really want to fuck you to death!"

There are countless water ghosts competing to devour them below.

"Kuanjuju is angry, hahaha, I really love Baibaichuan deeply."

"Forcibly whitewashing has ghosts. I am a rotten person, and infatuation can only be used on rotten people."

"I must be ecstatic after knowing that Xi Baichuan is a crook. I can finally have sex with you unimpeded."

"Hard to get together with rio pure love, in fact, back then he took the initiative to seduce and seduce him, and he might have eaten it long ago, but in the end he was pretending to be a man..."

"In the past, Jing Jing must be just a guy. Today, I saw him being a fool for 100 years. I found that I really think too highly of him, but two unscrupulous male prostitutes are very suitable for sex. When you love each other, you are doing harm to the people."

"You are also a good friend of Peafowl, you are also a good friend of peafowl, knowing that he was cheated by a scumbag and still like to cheat on his scumbag, you are also treacherous and cheap."

"My heart aches for peafowl. I was cheated of love by being whitewashed and cheated of love. I was cheated by my ex-boyfriend and cheated on my friendship. I am caught in this sad place when he will leave. It is really unlucky."

"Their group like Sangen, Xibaichuan, and Hardworking are all top-notch scheming*. Peafowl is the most innocent and simple among them. In the end, those who should be fucked will not leave, and those who should not retreat will go backwards. What a pity .”

"It's no pity. Peafowl's three-dimensional is also a winner in life. Of course, I have to draw a line with these villains. Seeing that the circle is messed up by them, I don't want to stay any longer."

"When will you catch the cancer represented by Hard Juju and leave like a white dress, please give an exact date!"

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Zhuang Xiaojie had no intention of proving whether he was still in love with Xi Baichuan if he was responsive to requests, but just wanted to applaud his scolding, and if he played, I am afraid that cutting down all the bamboos in Shunan Bamboo Sea would not be enough to record the scolding he wanted to send to Xi Baichuan.

The most stupid thing in the world is to be deceived even after receiving warnings from people around; He was deceived voluntarily in a very sober state, and when it was over, he turned around and took the blame for the liar.

Xi Baichuan won the title of the world's number one idiot without hesitation.

At this moment, this idiot's mobile phone has been turned off, and there is no way to get in touch. Naturally, there is no way to know his whereabouts. What kind of situation is it now? The raging, the heart has been scorched into carbon.

When I drove home, the community happened to have a power outage.He brewed a cup of strong coffee in the dark, the black asphalt-like liquid embedded in the white ceramic cup, with a purer black than the night, he quickly drank it down to the last drop.The thick bitterness is like barbed wire passing through the throat, and after entering the stomach, it turns into burning coke, and the flames reach the throat, making people feel uncomfortable.Diluting it with clean water should be able to alleviate it, but he insisted on holding on, hoping to use this bitter medicine to eat away the block between his chest and abdomen.

After his eyeballs got used to the darkness, he could move unhindered in the familiar space without the need for light. He used two stiff legs to transport himself to the bedroom and unloaded it on the snow-white bed.The bed was as cold as its color, and there was still a bit of gloomy damp, and it was difficult for the body temperature to warm it.The night outside the window is dark, and the inside of the window is also dark everywhere. Those few pieces of glass are basically useless fences. The roots of the night have been planted in every corner of the room, spreading wildly, slowly wrapping around his limbs and bones, trying to melt him Breaks down into dark-nourishing manure.

So tired, but why is there a rushing torrent running around?Frustrated, but what's the matter with the energy in his chest that was surging to the point of exploding?After a few flips, he crawled up and sat up. The subconscious ocean current suggested the direction of the monsoon migration. He knew that he couldn’t let mediocre jellyfish be wasted in the boring float. new route.However, the night was too late to touch the valve to open the consonance. He scratched his hair annoyedly, just like an impatient fisherman dragging his fishing net desperately, hoping to catch the starfish containing wisdom as soon as possible.

Xiaoxiao Yuxie called when it was close to 12 o'clock. He had just walked out of the recording studio, and he almost kept talking throughout the day, but he didn't touch a single grain of rice.Just as important as physical needs is caring for his sweetheart, so when Zhuang Xiaojie answered the phone, he heard the sound of chewing and chewing, which made him feel very disturbed, and ordered the child to finish eating before talking to him.

Xiaoxiao Yuxie called again at 20-minute intervals. During these 20 minutes, he ate a piece of bread and half a pack of biscuits, and raced against time to browse the tearing news on the Internet. When Zhuang Xiaojie listened to him expressing his feelings, he thought, if the current situation was not too disgusting, he might be able to Eat up the remaining half of the packet of cookies.

"Is Xi Baichuan your straight male junior? I took a look, and he's really pitiful."

"It's pitifully stupid. I was slandered and stabbed by a bitch and turned into briquettes and then came out to lie and take the blame. I was so mad at him. He must never break up with Dumber. Scumbags who are attacked by a bitch should bully each other so that they don't come out again." Go trick others."

"...I think Xi Baichuan's determination to break up is very firm. From what he did this time, it can be seen that he really doesn't want to have anything to do with Yadi anymore."

Xiaoxiaoyu showed sympathy while talking, and people with the feelings of the Holy Mother like to pick lotus pods on the bright side of human nature, peel off the bitter coating, and extract the sweetness of well-intentioned bitterness in the middle.In the past two days, Zhuang Xiaojie trampled Xi Baichuan into powder, threw them into the curse mill and turned them around countless times. He also thought that it was difficult to rationally analyze the other party's motives when he was in a rage. Since Xiaoxiao Yuxie has some insights, it is better to let him make a comment , Even if the words are wrong, it can add some material to relieve boredom.

"He issued a statement to cover up the debt, maybe he owed him something, or he would rather that the dumbie owed him. If a person no longer feels guilty and owed, he can simply break up. It’s a relationship. It’s like being caught by someone. Confronting someone who’s in trouble will cause a lot of trouble, so some people who don’t care about profit will use money to eliminate disasters and satisfy the other party’s blackmail. They just hope that there will be no intersection in the future, and they may even choose to Detour, so as not to bring back bad memories."

"...Then do you think he will regret it?"

"Probably not. Regret is useless. It's better to make a clean break and not think about anything about this person. If you take it lightly, you will naturally let it go."

"So simple? Don't you care about the loss at all?"

"Feelings are not money accounts. After you pay, you are destined to never get it back. How can you care about it?"

Zhuang Xiaojie is speechless. Love is a very different thing between practice and empty talk. The unlucky person considers pennies and comments on castles in the air, and the lover goes through fire and water. Chewu, which one is more valuable?he does not know.

Skimming over this brain-burning topic, he decided to leave behind his self-indulgent junior, and first cared about the little inner circle who killed himself to become a benefactor, and then asked Xiaoxiao Yuxie about the current situation of the dog's tail grass.

Xiaoxiao Yuxie said: "I went to see her twice. She has been on leave for the past two days and didn't go to work. It seems that she hasn't eaten well. She is yellow and thin. I bought some food and she told me to take it all. Go, or throw it into the trash can. I think she is in a bad mood, and I want to comfort her, but I can't say anything useful, and it makes her even more upset, and I don't know what to do."

His tone is like an anxious elder worrying about a child suffering from mental illness at home. Negative emotions spread into Zhuang Xiaojie's nerves like an electric conductor. The dogtail grass is an exasperating and cute living treasure, a "loving mother" who can make Xiaoxiaoyu rest Heartbroken, why not make his "strict father" feel sad? In the current circle, she is regarded as a traitor and a traitor, and she is not a righteous person if she doesn't scold a few words. She has such strong self-esteem. I was so full of anger that I left a bad taste in the world, so of course I didn't have the heart to eat or drink.

"She likes delicious creamy Gege, I'll send you 200 yuan to Tenpay, and you can buy some for her tomorrow."

"Okay, no need to pay, I will tell her that you bought it. But..."

It should be because of a merciless request, Xiaoxiao Yuxie said under his repeated urging: "Are we really going to let Tail carry such a disgraceful reputation to resign? We are constantly being scolded from morning till night. , I feel uncomfortable looking at it, and I dare not think about how she feels."

Zhuang Xiaojie's anchored ship was turbulent, and he hit the steering wheel in confusion, and wanted to hang himself on the mast to blow the cold wind.

"I know she's in a bad mood, but I'm not necessarily in a better mood than her. She's going to lose the game in a moment of enthusiasm, and even a god can't break this game."

"...I know, there is no way to end it like this."

"Then you still ask, deliberately embarrassing others!"

"I just want to see if you have any good ideas. You are smarter than ordinary people. I thought you might be able to think of things I couldn't think of."

Zhuang Xiaojie was furious: "Did you see that I have two heads? Everyone likes to make a mess to test me. My double Q, even the ATM machine, has been taken away by you!"

Xiaoxiaoyu comforted softly in a hurry: "Don't be angry, I know you are very uncomfortable, so let's leave this matter as it is, maybe it will turn around after a while..."

After carefully smoothing Zhuang Xiaojie's emotional wrinkles, he sighed unwillingly: "The string is broken at midnight, this time I sincerely hope that we can change positions, if I can hide you behind me in Dajuju, it will be fine. I don't care how crazy those black fans are, but I will feel sad when I see you hurt... These are just useless nonsense, you just think I am complaining."

They hung up the line indifferently, and had to continue the same task in their distracted lives. The next day, Zhuang Xiaojie's endurance value was almost off the charts, and he urgently needed to do something else to interrupt this heart-wrenching situation, otherwise he would be trapped on the edge of the horns. inside.In the afternoon, his father, Zhuang Ziqiang, gave him a phone call to provide him with distraction activities, saying that yesterday his junior high school classmate Fang Zhiwei went to his home to find him and invited him to attend the class reunion held on the weekend.

Zhuang Xiaojie and his classmates have lost contact for many years, and they also lack interest in similar gatherings, but this time the situation is very special. According to the news brought by Fang Zhiwei, their junior high school teacher Tang suffered from terminal bone cancer last year. After amputation, the cancer still cannot be stopped. Cells spread, and time is numbered.They are the last class of students taught by the old lady before she retires. The common people love Yaoer, the teacher loves the closed disciples the most, and Zhuang Xiaojie was once the most proud of this group of disciples. Yes, he must not be missing.

There were several unfamiliar numbers in yesterday's missed calls. He checked with the mobile phone number given by his father, and immediately found Fang Zhiwei's.They had a brief chat after the phone call, and the situation was similar to what Zhuang Ziqiang described. It is human nature to express condolences to the teacher who has passed away not long ago. Zhuang Xiaojie carefully wrote down the meeting place to ensure that he would not be absent.

At the end, Fang Zhiwei suddenly added: "Wen Jing will also come, she has always wanted to see you, and in the past few years, every time she holds a class reunion, she always misses you and asks us for your contact information, but unfortunately no one knows."

Zhuang Xiaojie heard that the name was unfamiliar at first, but after a little reflection, he remembered that it was his first love, and said with a smile, "Why does she want to see me?"

Fang Zhiwei joked: "Mostly it's nostalgia. The emotional impressions of childhood are always the deepest. But she got married early and just gave birth to a child last year. You have to hold back when we meet this time, and don't make any inappropriate things." come in love."

After the old classmates joked with each other and said goodbye, Zhuang Xiaojie put down his mobile phone and searched for the face of the girl named Wen Jing in the old memories full of mold, and a green figure gradually came into view.

She was a transfer student from the first semester of the second year of junior high school, and she came to his world on a rainy morning.

I still remember the first time I saw her, it was like seeing a white lily budding in the rain and mist, which brought his heart to the clear water.The teacher arranged for her to sit in his front row. A 13-year-old girl is generally taller than a 13-year-old boy, and she is taller than her peers. Her crane-like neck can easily block Zhuang Xiaojie's sight.But he didn't mind at all, because the thick, long black braid behind her head looked much better than the teacher's version book. If you want to use a metaphor, it was like a fragrant vine hanging on the edge of a fairy cliff, blowing into the air when the wind blows Then rippling the fragrance of jasmine and magnolia.When she sat down, the fragrant vine would occasionally climb onto Zhuang Xiaojie's desk inadvertently, and he couldn't help reaching out to touch it carefully, feeling like he was touching a piece of silky amber.She turned her head in shock, and when she heard his embarrassing lie and prevarication, a smile hung on the corner of her mouth, and all things in the world were full of smiles in an instant.

He made a wish on the spot, hoping to see her every day in the future.

The boy who is just in love is always the most infatuated green leaf in the flowers. He likes to hide in the distance and watch her graceful gait, just like admiring a slender cloud. He likes to secretly follow her home route, fantasizing that he is the breeze escorting the petals, like Recognizing the sound of her walking footsteps through the wall is like digging a rare treasure out of the soil.Whenever she appeared, his steps were messed up. If she looked down and read a book outside the court when playing basketball, the basketball would probably hit him in the face;

Like, like, like, for her, he has no other thoughts except these two words. After a long period of ideological struggle and self-encouragement, in the early spring of the second semester of the third year of junior high school, he bravely confessed.But he has no part in the good things in the comics, or he is just cannon fodder in the comic stories. In short, after hearing his confession, the lovely heroine ran away without looking back, and never paid attention to him again.

So Fang Zhiwei's assumptions are obviously unreliable. She probably only asked a little bit because I was absent from the class reunion every year, and she didn't have any extended meaning at all. 14 years have passed, and according to our age at that time, we have almost relived a reincarnation. Goodbye in another life, it's quite interesting to think about it.