Network distribution circle tearing guide

It had just rained heavily in the morning, and the sun was shining after the clouds closed. The 10 o'clock sun shone through the window panes covered with raindrops and fell on the milky white floor tiles, circle after circle of yellow, like lemon slices soaked in a glass.Zhuang Xiaojie put down the razor, took two steps back and stared at the mirror for ten seconds, then moved closer to take a closer look.In his life, he is a typical double-standard party, and he often does things like being more lenient than himself and stricter than others. However, as a member of the Appearance Association, he is quite capable of implementing uniform standards. I hope others will look at him Be pleasing to the eye, and ask yourself to be pleasing to the eye at all times.Due to staying up all night to catch up with the manuscript, his face was a little swollen yesterday, which made him want to go to a plastic surgery hospital for face-lifting injections. After consulting in detail online, he booked a hospital and made an appointment for an outpatient clinic. In the blink of an eye, the idea of ​​getting an injection flew away with the wind.This kind of fickleness is as normal to him as eating and farting. Zhuang Xiaojie is not only a double standard, but also a Gemini man with erratic thinking and a tendency to be sensitive at any time.

After carefully covering every pore of the face with sunscreen, Zhuang Xiaojie called the beauty consultant who received him yesterday.

"Mr. Zhuang, I have contacted the doctor for you to have an examination, when can you come today?

The lady consultant was enthusiastic, like a piece of maltose slowly melting in the sun.

Zhuang Xiaojie said politely: "I'm sorry, I've been a little busy recently, and I want to postpone the injection for a while, can you please cancel the appointment for me?"

Yesterday, he was picky about his consultation for a full three hours, causing the consultant lady to do a few paragraphs of popular science, and her mouth was dry. She drank at least two bottles of mineral water, which was originally scheduled. At this time, when he suddenly heard his change of mind, he probably would be angry if he didn't get angry.

"Mr. Zhuang wants to cancel today's appointment? Then when can you come?"

Zhuang Xiaojie quickly said, "It's hard to say, anyway, I'll contact you again if necessary."

It's completely perfunctory, and Taobao's customer service will definitely click the cross and block it immediately.

But the consultant lady's tone was still sweet and soft: "Okay, Mr. Zhuang, contact me anytime when you are free." Taking the time, before Zhuang Xiaojie was about to reply "Yes", she said shyly, "Your voice It sounds so good, I can't help but want to record it."

I heard this compliment several times yesterday, and the consultant lady added a lot of attributives with great sincerity, what is so gentle and pleasant, and the only thing missing is "the ear is pregnant".Every time, Zhuang Xiaojie snorted in a gentlemanly and cold manner, but said inwardly: "Nonsense, I have a major in broadcasting from a prestigious university. If I can use my voice to change my appearance, Chen Xiao and Li Yifeng have to stand aside."

This idea is half narcissistic and half objective, God loves him, gave him a good appearance, and even gave him an elegant and clear voice. Speaking of professionalism, it means excellent sound quality, clear and bright in the high and low ranges, rich in layers, and sounds intellectual and rich. Intimacy.

"Well, Mr. Zhuang, our hospital will soon import a batch of skin care products for men. May I call you to introduce the products? This skin care product is very suitable for your age and skin type. I think you may would be interested."

The consultant asked for instructions tactfully, and her enthusiasm continued unabated. Zhuang Xiaojie knew that she was not interested in drinking, so he smiled and exposed it: "You actually want to listen to me, don't you?"

"Haha, how do you know?" The consultant lady giggled, Zhuang Xiaojie couldn't imagine her covering her face on the other end of the phone, and she laughed again in her heart: "Because a nympho like you fans me on Weibo There are more than 9 on it."

Because the service attitude of the other party is very high-quality, he decided to give this lovely lady a little reward.

"Okay, but I'm usually busy with work, if you want to hear my voice, you can go to 5sing to search for my ID."

"What is 5sing?"

"An online cover platform, I occasionally publish some songs and poetry recitations on it."

The consultant Ms. Mao said suddenly: "Oh, is it a broadcast platform similar to Tudou and Himalaya? I sometimes listen to some radio dramas on it."

Hearing the words "radio drama", Zhuang Xiaojie's back thumped, and he spoke a little out of rhythm: "No, I don't have accounts in those two places, you can only find me on 5sing, and searches elsewhere are useless. "

He lied with great skill and sounded honest and believable.

The consultant lady smiled coquettishly: "Then what is your ID? I will go to the website you mentioned and search for it later."

Zhuang Xiaojie changed his composure and hesitated for a full ten seconds, but he couldn't resist the other party's repeated questioning, and his heart softened again and again.

"Oh, me, my ID on 5sing is 'Three Shifts'."

"How to write it?"

"Third watch in the middle of the night, the strings of the strings are broken."

"Three, Geng, String, Broken." The consultant lady read every word, probably started to write it once, and then exclaimed, "Wow, this name is so literary and artistic, there must be an allusion?"

Zhuang Xiaojie has answered the same question countless times without using his brain.

"Do you know Yue Fei's "Little Heavy Mountain"?"

"I've only heard "Manjianghong", what is "Little Heavy Mountain" written about? Why don't you read it to me."

Zhuang Xiaojie cleared his throat and showed his professional skills: "Last night, the cold cockroaches could not stop singing. I was startled back to the Thousand Miles Dream, and it was already three o'clock. I got up and walked around the steps alone. The people were quiet, and the moon was dim outside the curtain. The white head is fame. The old mountain pine and bamboo , to block the return journey. I want to put my heart on Yaoqin. There are few bosom friends, and who will listen to the broken strings. This id comes from this poem."

"Wow, Mr. Zhuang, so you are so talented!"

The consultant lady raised her voice and gave exaggerated compliments. Zhuang Xiaojie had heard this sentence many times from loli, royal sisters, girls and aunts. The slight difference is that those people usually replace "Mr. Zhuang" with "big big"!

"Hehe, it's okay, I hung up earlier, goodbye."

As soon as Zhuang Xiaojie pressed the phone, he regretted it. What if the consultant lady became curious and ran to Himalaya or Tudou to search for his ID?Although the review system of these two platforms is quite strict recently, it is very difficult to release h dramas that last more than 1 minute. Those high h dramas with stew stewed to a pulp in the online distribution circle should all be deleted , but dramas with meat residue are also blooming everywhere, and even Qingshui dramas are almost all labeled with "*" and "bl". Once exposed, won't his dimensional wall be broken?

"no!"

He started a cold war in Lingling, quickly blocked the mobile phone number of the consultant lady, and decided to try to detour from that plastic surgery clinic when he passed by in the future.

He is usually very dark and calm, so there is a special reason for being so flustered.When he was just in college seven years ago, he accidentally learned about a group called "Internet dubbing circle" from the Internet. This is a circle composed of a large number of domestic amateur dubbing enthusiasts. Gather together with common hobbies, use the Internet to collaborate, and create some audio and video works for self-entertainment, among which radio dramas are the main ones.In order to practice his professional skills, Zhuang Xiaojie enthusiastically entered the circle as a cv, and played for seven years without knowing it.Since most of the audience who pay attention to this circle are rotten women, all kinds of rotten works are popular. They want their dubbing to be listened to by more people. Many male CVs participate in BL dramas, and in order to satisfy the desire of "no meat, no joy" *Wolves, most of the male cvs who acted in rotten dramas have gone to sea to act in h, that is, "嘿嘎嘎嘎嘿嘎嘿" Kang drama.Zhuang Xiaojie was a very reserved boy when he first entered the circle. He would ask to turn on the lamp every time he went to the kang, and threatened, "I would rather run the trick to the end, and swear to death that I am not worthy of the letter play." Twisted 180°.

It was the second year of entering the circle, a popular *article was recruiting CVs on the Youshengyouse (ys) forum of the online distribution center, and Zhuang Xiaojie participated in the election.His luxurious voice like floating clouds is favored by the crew, and he stands out from a large number of candidates. Seeing that he has reached a cooperation intention, the crew suddenly regrets it, saying "your voice is still not suitable for this role". Aspects tore up the agreement.How can Zhuang Xiaojie, a double-standard party, be convinced after being wronged, but a little transparency that no one cares about, no matter how loudly he protests, he will not get support from the public opinion, and he is brutally suppressed by the fans of the crew who quickly assembled.Afterwards, he learned that the reason for the change of crew was because a cv who was widely loved by the audience wanted to take on the role. After learning about it, the planner took the initiative to contact him, and the two hit it off immediately.

"No way, who told you that you have no one to be famous."

The consolation of the friends in the circle made the arrogant Zhuang Xiaojie furious, and at the same time suddenly enlightened.Yes, the online distribution circle is a place where there is no money to return, but it also has tens of thousands of loyal listeners. When the work of cv or staff is recognized, these listeners will turn into fans, enthusiastically praise and even crazily pursue, invisible Medium brings fame and attention to sc.Originally, based on the original intention of acting as a drama, people in the circle were unwilling to let the circle be infected by utilitarianism, but when a person is warmly praised, they usually feel complacent. This is vanity. The so-called vanity is an unreasonable desire. But even philosophers seem to have difficulty dismissing its distraction.And because of the lack of profit-seeking channels in the online distribution circle, people can't help but shift their attention to chasing fame. Once this trend spreads, the rules of the entertainment industry will naturally be applied imperceptibly.

The popularity, the number of fans, and the broadcast traffic of the work are often used to compete and fight. The most popular cv is honored as Da Da. He is always surrounded by a group of caring fans who ask for their health. There are red envelopes during the holidays, and there are also brain-dead fans who voluntarily stick upside down and kneel and lick.When the "red" reaches a certain level, except that there is no money to be made, he enjoys "star" treatment everywhere when acting in the drama.To drag the sound, the planners dare not rush easily, the drama, the crew dare not scold casually, to see who is not pleasing to the eye, just post it on Weibo, and countless fans will pounce on it, so proud.On the other hand, Xiao Transparent, who is unknown, often encounters all kinds of heartaches in the process of acting.Excited to submit the audition, but never waited for the crew to reply, worked so hard to finish the recording, but was easily tricked by the crew, overcame many difficulties and finally produced the play, and often no one cared about it.If you are unlucky, you will be ridiculed by the "big name" staff and make things difficult for you. If you are even slightly dissatisfied, you will be labeled as "no humility and no future". Bite, black to the end.

Comprehensively assessing this phenomenon of the weak and the strong, and the phenomenon of praising the high and stepping down the low, it is appropriate to name the full name of this circle "Internet distribution entertainment circle".

Three-dimensional Zhuang Xiaojie has excellent grades in school, a well-to-do family, barely above-average looks, and a natural self-confidence. He has always considered himself outstanding, so his vanity is several times stronger than ordinary people. At that time, he was severely bruised by the substitution. , how to hold back?

"Aren't you just relying on yourself to be popular, and you dare to call yourself a beautiful receiver with your glass-scratching sissy voice? It's a mule or a horse, let's take it out for a walk!"

Zhuang Xiaojie decided to compete with this "big guy", and the original intention of honing his dubbing skills was temporarily suspended. He just wanted to step down his opponent and become more popular than him. This process has to be fast!The momentum has to be fierce!

It is not that there is no way to become popular in the online distribution circle, and it is generally recognized that the most convenient one is to distribute high-quality H dramas.

As a reserved boy, it is difficult to abandon moral integrity all of a sudden, but Zhuang Xiaojie is a fine-sounding, reserved one second, and can release his nature the next second.Besides, online dubbing of dramas is done alone and privately. As long as you go through some self-hypnosis, you will feel that a person panting into the microphone is the same as masturbating under the covers. There is no shame.Playing with Zhuang Xiaojie’s well-connected staff, he began to accept H-dramas on a large scale, and repeatedly broke through the standards, 18\ban, 15\ban, childbirth, chaos\lun, 3\p, human\beast, all kinds of comers are welcome .Born in a major, he is very quick to learn. After figuring out the routines, he shows his talents in these dramas that destroy the three views. He is blessed with a good voice and an outstanding sense of drama. He can often create blood spurting effects that are fake and real.Relying on this coquettish energy of "beautiful and overwhelming", he quickly conquered a large number of audiences who love to eat meat. Fans flocked to him, and the number of listening and spreading rate of the drama increased geometrically. In less than two years, he became famous in the circle. The well-known "porn star" became popular as she wished.Fans affectionately called him "San Geng Da Da", and ridiculed him infinitely and slightly obscenely, "San Geng rowing does not use oars - it all depends on waves".

However, fame is often mixed, red to purple and easy to black.Zhuang Xiaojie satisfies his own vanity, which will inevitably hurt the vanity of others. Once he succeeds, but seeing fans and Heizi flying together, the fans who love to the extreme want to give him "monkeys", and the black fans who hate to the extreme want to give him "monkeys". Send blades.

"Isn't San Gengxian Duan just a lowly bitch who relies on acting in H-dramas? Shameless!"

"There are not a few lines in a play that are all panting, why not just film Jiwei?"

"H for the sake of h, want to be popular like crazy!"

"At three o'clock, gather and gather low to penetrate the center of the earth!"

A series of malicious arguments filled Zhuang Xiaojie's Two-dimensional world. At the beginning, he would break out into rage from time to time, but he got used to it after a long time.Because of too much hatred, he guarded his dimensional wall more carefully, and never let the online distribution circle be related to daily life unless there are special circumstances.