I heard you miss me

Lu Chi's life is really difficult. As the ultimate evolution of Lu Chi, when Lu Yang was told by the bus driver to take the wrong direction, he felt bad all over.

But he had a very important interview today, and he told himself several times before going out, "Don't sit in the wrong direction", oh, but it didn't matter.

When he arrived at Shengtian Entertainment, he was already 10 minutes late for the appointed time.

This interview opportunity is very rare. The artists under Shengtian Entertainment are almost all first- and second-tier celebrities. If they can be hired, the salary will be very considerable.

When stepping into Shengtian's magnificent lobby on the first floor, he found that the elevator happened to stop on the first floor and was about to close the door. Lu Yang hurried over: "Hey! Wait a minute!"

Inside was a tall man wearing a peaked cap. After hearing his shout, he seemed to reach out to help him press the door open button.

"Thank you!" Lu Yang dodged and squeezed in, but couldn't stop in time due to too much force, and bumped into the man.

Suddenly, a very dissatisfied voice came from behind: "Hiss—what's the matter with you! You are on the rampage!"

"Ah?" Lu Yang turned around, and saw a 40-year-old uncle frowning at him, and stretched out his hand to put a little distance between him and the man in the peaked cap.

"Um, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Lu Yang smiled at the two of them, and then realized - no, who is so precious, can a collision save a piece of meat?

"Which floor are you going to?" At this moment, the man in the peaked cap asked him.

This opening was a big deal, Lu Yang was stunned by his voice—how could it... so nice!Clean, refreshing feeling, very comfortable.

Since the brim of his hat was pulled down very low, he couldn't see his face clearly, but he could only see his well-curved chin and thin lips. He should be quite young, and he seemed to be quite handsome...

"The seventeenth floor." Lu Yang replied, stealthily glancing at him from the corner of his eye.

The peaked cap helped him press the corresponding floor.Out of politeness, Lu Yang said thank you again.

While the elevator was going up, Lu Yang couldn't help but start chatting with him because of his familiar personality: "You're going to the [-]th floor too. Could it be that you're here to apply for the job too?"

"..."

The peaked cap didn't respond, but the middle-aged uncle behind him sneered: "Application? You mean him?"

Lu Yang didn't understand what he was laughing at: "Isn't the [-]th floor the Human Resources Department?" He looked at his watch, "I'm going to die, I've been late for so long, I don't know if I'll be kicked out... You should be late too Right? If we are blasted out together by then, it will be considered fate."

The man in the cap didn't answer him, but raised his hand and clenched his fist against his lower lip and gave a light cough. Lu Yang scratched his head—is this man not chatty, shy?Or is it because you are too nervous to have an interview?

"It's your first interview? I think you're quite young. You're fine. Don't be nervous. Take a few deep breaths and you'll feel better." Lu Yang reached out and patted the man on the shoulder.

The middle-aged uncle behind him couldn't bear it anymore: "I said...how did you see that he was nervous? Why are you talking so much!"

"...Actually, I am nervous. When I am nervous, I like to pull others to talk." Lu Yang smiled.

The middle-aged uncle rolled a huge white eye.

The man in the peaked cap seemed to have raised the corners of his lips, but the arc was so small that it was hard to tell.

Lu Yang didn't pay attention, but just muttered to himself: "I went out half an hour early today to avoid traffic congestion, but I actually sat in the opposite direction and sat at the terminal on the other side..." He sighed In a very discouraged tone, "What about you, why are you here now?"

The man in the peaked cap thought for a while and replied, "Sleeping until now."

Lu Yang was stunned, he actually overslept in the first interview, this guy has a big heart...

The elevator reached the seventeenth floor, and Lu Yang went to the personnel office. The man in the peaked cap and the middle-aged man followed. The three of them came to the door of the office. Lu Yang knocked on the door, and a staff member opened the door and saw them. , immediately showed a flower-like smiling face: "You can count it."

Lu Yang was taken aback - what the fuck, the employees in this company are too polite, right?Use "you" to call me... What else can I say that I have come, could it be possible that you have been waiting for me?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The man in the peaked cap and the middle-aged uncle walked in, and Lu Yang also wanted to follow in with great joy, but was stopped by the staff member and said to him with a stinky face, "Hey! Who are you!"

"Huh? I... I'm here for an interview..."

"The interview is over!"

"Eh? But..." "Wait outside first!"

The man closed the door with a bang.

Lu Yang was left outside the door with a dazed expression...

The man in the peaked cap went to the leather sofa in the corner of the room and lay down, with his long legs lazily leaning on the armrest, he yawned.

"How was the result of the interview this morning?" The middle-aged uncle sat behind the desk in the center and flipped through the documents on the desk.

"Choose a few with good qualifications, take a look." The employee hurried over and took out two of them, "This person has eight years of experience as a star assistant, and he is thoughtful and cautious. The other has five years of experience, and, he It was recommended by Mr. Zheng..."

"I see." The middle-aged uncle raised the two documents in the air and asked, "Cheng Jin, which one do you want?"

The man lying on the sofa stretched out his hand and raised the brim of his hat, revealing a pair of deep brown pupils. After a while, he whispered, "I don't even want it."

The uncle was taken aback, "Why?"

"Too ugly." The man said lightly.

"You..." The uncle looked at the photo on the information...it's really not very good-looking, but--"Choosing an assistant is not choosing a concubine, what do you want to be so good-looking?"

"Aside from not sleeping together, isn't choosing an assistant the same as choosing a concubine?"

"..."

Uncle: I am speechless.

The clerk said tremblingly: "But our morning interviews are all over..."

"Isn't there another one at the door?" The man yawned again, turned over, found a comfortable position, and lay down on the sofa to catch up on sleep.

"..."

Uncle: Why do I want to strangle you so much?

So when Lu Yang was standing in the corridor and was about to go home, the door suddenly opened, and it was still the same staff member just now, but this time he was smiling like a flower: "Sir, is the interview right? Please come in, please come in, Please come in!"

Lu Yang: "...??"

After walking in, he saw that the uncle in the elevator was sitting in the interviewer's seat just now, he took a step back in shock: "...Uncle, you...you you you you..."

"You" didn't come out for a long time, the uncle stared at him with an uneasy expression, and Lu Yang quickly shut up.

Turning around, I saw the man in the peaked cap sleeping on the sofa, looking at ease...

Lu Yang couldn't calm down at all—Nimma...the people I met today...what kind of people are they! ! !

The uncle picked out one of the resumes on the table, compared the photo with the real person, and said, "Lu Yang, right?"

"Yes, it is."

"You don't have much experience, and the time you spent as an assistant is fragmented, and the total is only two years."

"...Uh, yes...for some reason, it didn't last long..." Lu Yang hesitated.

"Are you single now?"

"what?"

"I said, are you single?" the uncle repeated impatiently.

"Yes, single...but why?"

"Well, you know, when an artist is busy, there are a lot of things to do, especially during the promotion period, the workload of your assistants will be very heavy. If you are in a relationship, it is easy to get distracted and you can't do things well."

Lu Yang nodded - that's why.

Immediately afterwards, I heard the other party ask: "Do you like men?"

"Ah?!" This time Lu Yang raised his voice an octave.

The uncle glared at him dissatisfiedly again.

"The reason why we don't look for a female assistant is to prevent ambiguity between the artist and the assistant. If you are gay, we will not consider it."

Lu Yang pulled out an extremely stiff smile: "Of course I...don't like men."

……

Strange...

He likes guys...he's known that since high school.

But these he absolutely cannot say.

At this moment, the uncle turned his head to someone on the sofa: "Cheng Jin, how are you doing?"

Cheng Jin slowly sat up from the sofa: "Very good."

Lu Yang frowned—Cheng Jin?This name... so familiar...

The man on the sofa reached out and took off his peaked cap, exposed his face, and yawned lazily: "It's just him, I'm going back to catch up on sleep."

Lu Yang stared at him for a long time, his eyes suddenly widened, wait!

"You are……!"

"Long time no see, senior." Cheng Jin greeted very calmly.

Lu Yang, however, seemed to see a ghost, and his expression instantly became terrified—real or not! !How did you meet this guy?

Ahhhhh, how feasible is it to break out of the window now?

No, no, this is the seventeenth floor where you will fall to your death, and it is more feasible to rush out the door!Just like in the movie, quickly, before everyone reacted, he fled like the wind!

No, no, no... that's too crazy, hey!

Just pretend to have amnesia, a car accident?concussion?Which sounds more believable?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Lu Yang's face can be ever-changing and wonderful, and he changed several expressions within a minute. Those who didn't know it thought his face was cramp.

The uncle looked at him suspiciously, then at Cheng Jin, and finally couldn't help but ask, "You...know each other?"

"know."

"Unfamiliar!"

Two voices sounded simultaneously.

The uncle frowned: "What's the relationship between you?"

Cheng Jin thought for a while, and said seriously: "It's because of the underwear." Then he turned to look at Lu Yang, "Blue and white stripes... right, senior?"

"..."

Fuck your sister's blue and white stripes...

Why do I still remember such boring things so clearly after so many years?

Lu Yangsheng froze in place helplessly——

Sure enough... it should have broken out of the window from the very beginning! ! ! !