Bandit Shi Xianyu

"What's for lunch?" Leather Gou was so worried that he broke his fingers, "Yesterday I ate a large plate of chicken, and the day before yesterday I ate rice with rice..."

The few people who were annoyed when they heard people asking "what to eat" covered their ears, lay down on the table, and looked at Pei Cangyu: "what to eat?"

Pei Cangyu thought for a while: "Whatever."

"..."

The plane turned around and saw Bai Shi sitting next to him: "Aren't you going home today?"

Shiraishi shook his head.

A chef in his family passed away, and the housekeeper hoped that Baishi would not go home for dinner at noon until they arranged, and Baishi agreed.

They walked out of the school gate without deciding what to eat. They walked out while wandering, and finally found a fried noodle shop, and sat in after seeing that there were not too many people.

They found a table in the back, and everyone pulled out the stools and sat down. Baishi stared at the grease on the table and couldn't sit still. Pei Cangyu glanced at him, wiped it with a piece of paper, and then sat down by herself.In fact, he didn't wipe it clean, but Baishi couldn't help showing face, so he also sat down.

This is a long table, he sat on the outermost side, and Pei Cangyu sat next to him, because there was a pile of stools opposite Pei Cangyu, so the remaining four people sat in two pairs, and they sat closer together. , Pei Cangyu had to lean forward to talk to the people over there.

The proprietress handed over the menu in a hurry, and hurriedly wrote it down to leave. Several people were cleaning the table while waiting for the meal. Baishi was restless. He thought that because of his aversion to the messy environment, he might have obsessive-compulsive disorder.Adding another one like this, he doesn't know how many diseases he has.

After Pei Cangyu wiped her own table, she wiped it for Baishi, and Apple smiled over there: "Can you give him the paper?"

Several people looked over, Pei Cangyu handed the paper to Baishi, but Baishi didn't take it.

Apple snorted.

The waiter quickly served the meal. Pei Cangyu ordered the pork chop and brought a pack of black sauce. Pei Cangyu picked it up, shook it, and asked Baishi, "Guess, is it soy sauce or vinegar?"

Baishi thought for a while: "Vinegar."

The leather dog over there shouted: "Soy sauce, it must be soy sauce."

Those people fought with each other, took out money to gamble, Pei Cangyu was pulled over, and quarreled with them with a smile, Baishi looked at them irritably, it was Pei Cangyu who was talking to him, why was he dragged away again.

They gambled lively, Pei Cangyu tore open the mouth of the sauce, it was soy sauce, those people handed each other money, to guess the next person, Pei Cangyu leaned forward and turned around, Baishi could only see his back.

Baishi lowered his head to eat by himself, choked and wanted water.He looked up and saw that the water bottle was on the leather dog's side, so he called Pei Cangyu to help pass the water.

Pei Cangyu nodded, stood up to pick up the water bottle, but the leather dog choked on his meal, rice grains sprayed out from his nostrils, they laughed and huddled together, the plane swayed around Pei Cangyu's shoulders, they put everything away, I have to ask Leather Dog to perform again.Pei Cangyu forgot Baishi's kettle.

Pei Cangyu smiled and looked at the leather dog, who had been hurting him all the time, what he said was so good, the plane laughed, and made way for Pei Cangyu to go to the leather dog.

Shiraishi suddenly reached out and grabbed his wrist.

The laughter stopped immediately, and the heads looking over there turned around one by one, looking at him in surprise.Apple was only stunned for a moment, then looked over impatiently with an expression of "what's the matter with this one", and then Pei Cangyu remembered to drink water: "Ah, water, wait a minute." He waved at the leather dog, "Hey, Here's the water, bring it."

The leather dog shook: "No, I'm done drinking."

Pei Cangyu turned to look at the boss, and waved to the boss: "Boss, bring a pot of water."

The boss didn't hear it, so Pei Cangyu put down his chopsticks and was about to walk over to find the boss.

The monkey looked up and called to him: "Hey, tell Baishi to go by himself."

Apple also smiled and echoed: "Let Master Bai take two steps."

The leather dog remained silent, looking at Pei Cangyu and the monkey.

The plane looked very embarrassed at the scene, laughed twice, and bowed his head to eat.

Pei Cangyu looked at Baishi, then at the two friends: "It doesn't matter whoever goes..."

Baishi looked up at Pei Cangyu: "You go."

Pei Cangyu was going, the monkey put down the chopsticks and looked at Pei Cangyu: "Don't go."

The plane choked, patted the leather dog twice, winked at him, and said something, the leather dog stood up and shouted: "Boss! Bring a pot of water! Let's fight!"

The plane kicked his ass: "You talk a lot."

Baishi stood up, walked out without looking at anyone.

The monkey lowered his head and continued to eat, while Apple took the water bottle sent by the boss and poured water for everyone.

Pei Cangyu looked at Baishi's back, neither sitting nor moving.

"What are you doing standing there, not eating?" Ji Ji pointed to his food.

Pei Cangyu sat down.

Standing up again: "I'll go see him."

Apple stopped laughing: "Pei Cangyu, don't you feel that you are too accommodating to him?"

Pei Cangyu looked at the leather dog: "Is there any?"

Leather Dog looked confused: "Are you asking me?"

The monkey was still eating seriously: "Leave him alone, he won't starve to death."

Pei Cangyu thought for a while, then suddenly asked the plane: "Do you guys hate him very much?"

Ji Ji laughed twice and scratched his nose: "Oh, they are all classmates. It's ugly whether you hate it or not. I don't know him well."

After the leather dog finished eating, he pointed to Pei Cangyu's meal: "Eat quickly."

Pei Cangyu didn't move.

The leather dog took a sip of water: "Hey, do you want me to accompany you?"

Pei Cangyu stood up: "Forget it, I'll go by myself."

Apple sighed, and the monkey shook his head.

Pei Cangyu chased him out, and at a glance, he saw Baishi leaning against the electric pole alone, not a few steps away from the restaurant where they had dinner.

Pei Cangyu approached him: "You walked for a long time to get here?"

Bai Shi smiled and turned to look at him: "I just want to see if you will come."

Pei Cangyu smacked his lips: "Why were you so angry just now?"

"I'm not angry." Bai Shi told him, "I just want to see if you will come."

Pei Cangyu sized him up in disbelief: "Then let's go, go back."

Baishi shook his head, took a few steps forward, turned his head to Pei Cangyu and raised his chin: "Come on."

Pei Cangyu didn't move: "Where are you going?"

"follow me."

Pei Cangyu turned to look, then shook her head: "I'm going back."

Baishi's face froze, he reached out to grab his arm, and pulled him to his side.

Pei Cangyu didn't expect Baishi to be so strong now, he was forced to walk a few steps forward, accidentally stepped on a pit, and almost fell down, but luckily Baishi immediately reached out to support him.

But Pei Cangyu felt that Baishi was doing it on purpose. He pushed Baishi away, and Baishi staggered backwards. While driving away, he cursed loudly, and the people around looked over with lingering fear.

Pei Cangyu felt sorry, and quickly reached out her hand: "Are you okay?"

Bai Shitou didn't lift it, he broke away from him, turned around and crossed the road, wanting to leave.

Pei Cangyu was so annoyed to death watching Baishi rushing straight ahead without looking at the cars on both sides, he rushed up, followed Baishi across the road, and kicked Baishi after crossing the road: "Would you fucking talk nicely?" !"

Baishi got kicked, but still didn't turn his head, and walked straight forward. Pei Cangyu followed behind him, terribly annoyed: "Hey! Damn, did you hear me! I'm talking to you! Damn!"

Pei Cangyu pulled him, but he didn't pull, Baishi wanted to move forward, Pei Cangyu became anxious, and slapped Baishi on the head: "I love whoever the fuck, I won't serve you anymore."

Pei Cangyu turned around and left, but Baishi noticed that he had left, so he quickly turned to follow, and hurriedly grabbed his clothes: "Wait a minute..."

They stopped here, Pei Cangyu was panting heavily, annoyed to death, turned her head, Baishi still had a calm face.

Baishi pointed to a restaurant that he hadn't walked to before: "Let's go there to eat."

Pei Cangyu reacted for a while, only to realize that Baishi kept walking just now to go to that restaurant.

"..." He looked over, and the restaurant was also very resplendent in the daytime, "It's very expensive..."

"I invite you."

Pei Cangyu raised her eyebrows: "Damn, don't you have no money?"

"But I have a card." Baishi took out a black card from his pocket, on which "Jiang" was written in gold letters.

Pei Cangyu remembered that she was still angry, and shook off Baishi's hand: "No. I'm going back."

Baishi chased him back and followed him on the street, but Baishi didn't speak, but just looked at his face, because he didn't look at the road, he bumped into the man who was walking towards him.

The man was two heads taller than Baishi, bumped the ice cream and dropped it, raised his hand and pushed Baishi with his eyes wide open, which annoyed Pei Cangyu, and the two sides had another quarrel.

After tossing back and forth for a long time, I finally settled down.

Pei Cangyu glanced at the shop window on the side of the road, and thought that this window must have witnessed the two of them chasing back and forth just now, and they must be very stupid, so she burst out laughing.

Shiraishi took the opportunity to get close to him.If Pei Cangyu didn't stand up straight, like now, he could look down at Pei Cangyu and see that his hair was about to turn black again. Baishi felt that black hair might be more suitable for Pei Cangyu, and would make him appear more obedient.

"Go." Shiraishi looked at him.

Pei Cangyu leaned against the telegraph pole for a while: "Forget it, now my food is cold when I go back..."

Shiraishi nodded repeatedly.

Pei Cangyu stood up straight and patted Baishi: "Okay, then invite me!"

Baishi laughed and followed him.

"Speaking of which, whose card is this?"

"Bai Jiang. He can be considered my elder brother."

"Oh, your brother is nice to you."

"No, I stole it."

"..."

Baishi grabbed Pei Cangyu: "Where are you running?"

"I don't believe you, he shouldn't call the police—" Pei Cangyu grabbed the railing and refused to enter.

Baishi dragged Pei Cangyu into this restaurant.

***

In the afternoon, not surprisingly, the two of them were late.

Baishi and Pei Cangyu slid in from behind. Pei Cangyu's waist was bent very low. It looked like an old acquaintance, and he could observe the reaction of the podium while slid.Baishi was much more unfamiliar, and because he was staring at Pei Cangyu to see if he was looking at the way, he kicked over the trash can and drew his eyes.

Pei Cangyu turned her head and looked at this prodigal bastard with heartbroken eyes.

The head teacher on the stage obviously didn't have time to take care of him, so he looked away and continued: "Next, we welcome Teacher Shang."

As soon as Pei Cangyu and Baishi took their seats, they saw a beautiful woman walking on the podium, wearing a short red dress, with wavy curly hair draped over her shoulders, her rosy lips pulled together, revealing her shell-like teeth.The woman turned around, and a burst of fragrance wafted to every corner of the classroom. She picked up the chalk, wrote the word "Shang", turned around and smiled at everyone.

"My surname is Shang. But I'm not a teacher."

She caught the attention of the whole class.

She is not simply beautiful, she exudes maturity everywhere, whether it is her skirt, her high heels, her lip color, her eyebrows, her half-smile mouth, her dark eyes; she is tall Strong, with muscular lines in her arms, she was so tall, almost as tall as a blackboard, and she was extremely aggressive.

The boys looked at her like zebras by the river to lionesses on the prairie.Having never seen a woman like this before in their lives, it opens up a new dimension of understanding for them in women.

She continued to smile: "I am a district-level psychological counseling teacher for primary and secondary schools, and I am in charge of the No. [-] Middle School this time. My office is on the second floor of the library. Students are welcome to find me."

The boys were extremely quiet, and a girl raised her hand: "Hello, Mr. Shang, may I ask you any questions?"

"You can just call me Mr. Shang." She pointed her chin with a raised finger, "You can find me for both academic troubles and life troubles."

"If you feel that you have incomprehensible impulses and are out of tune with ordinary people, then you must come to me." She suddenly looked at Baishi, "I know what disease you have."

Baishi froze for a moment, he was sure the woman was talking to her, but the others didn't seem to notice.