Bandit Shi Xianyu

They took the time to stand by the tree behind the mountain and poured water. Baishi watched Pei Cangyu unbutton his pants as usual, and somewhat wanted to go to the side, but Pei Cangyu grabbed him back: "Why are you running? It feels like you just put water and leave gone."

Baishi had no choice but to try to go to the toilet in the field. When he unzipped the zipper, he even turned his head suddenly, fearing that something would come out of the field. His vigilance made Pei Cangyu laugh.Shiraishi glanced at him and ignored him.

They were too close, and it was embarrassing not to speak. When Pei Cangyu finished solving the problem, he accidentally glanced at Baishi and raised his eyebrows: "You...you are quite good at picking the local chief..."

At that time, Baishi was still pure and innocent, blushed a little, and said stiffly: "None of your business."

Pei Cangyu turned his head, and Baishi was so serious that he was embarrassed, and he didn't look at it on purpose, making him look like a pervert, so Pei Cangyu's ears were also a little red, and he walked away with a "tch".

When Baishi came back, the two of them approached the camp mysteriously, squatting on the edge of the woods and cooing like a bird, then turned their heads and explained to Baishi triumphantly: "This is our secret signal, listen carefully , there is a difference in length."

As he spoke, he yelled "咕咕—咕咕—咒" again.

A tent was opened, a tree branch was thrown out, and the girl's indignant voice came out: "Pei Cangyu! Stop screaming, let me sleep!"

Pei Cangyu touched his nose in embarrassment, then turned around and explained to Baishi: "Of course, if it's a secret signal, there is a risk of it being leaked."

The leather dog has already come out, wearing an exaggerated QR code costume, the same style as Pei Cangyu's, ran over and squatted beside them: "Where are the others? Sacrificial?"

Apple and the others came over and kicked the leather dog's ass: "Will you go? Look at the three of you, it's like thieves. As for it?"

Pei Cangyu stood up and plucked the grass off her head: "Hurry up, I want to come back for supper."

The six of them walked down the mountain, Baishi was second to last, Pigou was at the back, and Pei Cangyu walked in front with a map, leading everyone to the left and right, the plane was so tired that he finally asked, "Brother, are you all here?" It’s one of our own, tell the truth, don’t you know your way?”

Pei Cangyu looked down again, and handed Apple: "What do you think?"

Apple shook his head: "I have poor geography, and I can't tell the difference between east, west, and north."

The monkey asked: "Then who is good at geography?"

Everyone was silent for a while, then looked at Baishi.

Pei Cangyu immediately protested: "Just because he's good at mathematics doesn't mean he's good at geography."

The monkey looked at him strangely: "Didn't you read last week's school exam rankings?"

Pei Cangyu froze for a moment: "Did you take the school exam last week?"

Everyone: "..."

Baishi tugged at Pei Cangyu's sleeve: "It's the paper you did during the two days you slept last week."

Pei Cangyu scratched her head: "Why didn't you call me?"

"It doesn't make any sense."

"what??"

The plane squeezed over: "Pei Cangyu, don't block others from shining and glowing just because your younger brother is better than you, be brave." Said that he took the map from Pei Cangyu's hand and handed it to Baishi, Pei Cangyu looked at the map falling in the distance. After entering Baishi's hands, he curled his lips somewhat unwillingly.

Baishi quickly identified the direction and found the right place. He glanced at Pei Cangyu, who was awkward and seemed to be angry, and was a little happy. He found that Pei Cangyu was dissatisfied with losing to him, which must have explained something.

Under the guidance of Baishi, they quickly walked to the mountainside, bypassing a circle of repaired winding stone steps, and there was really a small temple.

Pei Cangyu regained his spirits, grabbed the map, looked at the map and then at the real thing: "That's right, that's right here."

Others followed suit.

This small temple occupies a small area. It enshrines one temple and three Taoist statues. There is a small yard outside. There is a tree in the yard. of.

Apple came here a little hesitant: "Thank you, I don't really believe in this..."

Pei Cangyu grabbed his shoulders: "Just look, look."

The plane followed them mysteriously: "Have you ever heard the saying that if you go to a temple without worshiping, there will be a catastrophe?"

Several people stopped and looked at him together. The leather dog grabbed the plane's hand and smacked the plane's mouth. The plane broke away from him: "Oh, okay, don't blame me for not reminding you."

The atmosphere suddenly became strange and chaotic.

Monkey took out the medals of his regiment members, polished them, and combed his hair to look like an adult: "Next, I will start and recite the new era together..."

Everyone turned and left.

The monkey followed behind: "Do you have any awareness?..."

In the end, the believer, Airplane and Leather Dog, still went to pay their respects, and the contemporary temple bought incense and offered a dragon, and paid in full by scanning the QR code.Pigou’s family is in business, and they pay attention to worshiping gods, and they have to make good money for charity, so they had to transfer 888. After seeing the plane, they prayed a few more times.

The materialist monkey is researching the words on the inscription on the tablet. According to the inscription, this is still a historic site, and Apple follows him bored.

Baishi and Pei Cangyu were studying the wishing strips hanging on the tree.

"Hey, come and see this." Pei Cangyu beamed and called Baishi.

Baishi walked over, stepped on his toes, and looked hard. It said "Bless my license plate number has 99", Pei Cangyu looked at him with a smile, "Is there still such a way?"

They walked around the tree and saw that there were people who were looking for anything, for children, marriage, money, and education.While walking around, Pei Cangyu sighed: "People's desires are really endless."

After he finished speaking, he was taken aback, Baishi thought badly, and Pei Cangyu over there patted his forehead, took out his "Excerpts of Good Words and Sentences from Secondary School Books" from his schoolbag, and wrote down what he just thought of. I wrote it down, and after I wrote "true", I fucking forgot! !

Pei Cangyu turned to look at Baishi with an anxious expression on his face: "What did I just say?"

Baishi thought for a while: "If you want to listen to Baishi, you can do what Baishi says. Baishi rules Pei Cangyu."

Pei Cangyu said "ohhh" twice, lowered her head to write, and realized after writing two words, picked up a stone and threw it at it: "Fart your mother."

The others gradually gathered together, looking at other people's desires with great enjoyment.

The monkey twirled: "Die [-], stand in the latrine and don't shit, go die."

Apple flipped to an article: "Xiao San will go to hell!!"

The plane found a line: "Man, man, why can't you marry two wives?"

Pei Cangyu was amused: "It's still a fucking series."

Leather Dog suggested: "Hey, let's write too."

Pei Cangyu was gearing up: "Yes, I already have many wishes."

The monkey was not very satisfied: "Writing is fine, but we need to stand taller and think more broadly."

Apple nodded: "Okay, okay, anyway, I want to write about world peace."

Airplane frowned: "Oh, you took my ideal away, so I'll write about human progress."

Pei Cangyu coughed: "What a coincidence, so do I. I'll write about eradicating famine around the world."

Leather Dog nodded: "Then I will write about the peace of the universe."

Shiraishi: "..."

When everyone finished writing and looked up at each other, they covered their own cloth strips at the same time, watched each other from a long distance vigilantly, and hung them up, allowing their great global dreams to thrive on the small number on the mountain. growing up.

The guards of the temple had dinner now, and insisted on dragging them to talk about the history of the temple, "Which god has saved everyone, so it is very spiritual now, look at the pennants all over the wall."

Taking advantage of them not paying attention, Baishi slipped back to the tree, he wanted to find out what Pei Cangyu had written.

The first thing he found was Pigou's, because Pigou was afraid that God would not find him, so he specially left his signature: I really want the soon-to-be-released GT joint limited edition, please entrust me with a dream when it comes out, thank you. ——Pi Dongzheng.

Baishi walked around clockwise and saw the next one: I also had some thoughts when I saw "marry two wives" just now, but could the mistress be Xiao Xya? I really like her, and I have dreamed about her for a year , but my parents may not agree, because they will not allow me to marry a Japanese.

Shiraishi has black lines on his face, is this what made you write "Teenage Troubles"?

He circled around again, and saw the plane hanging ostentatiously outside.

"I'm guilty, I'm sorry, I took the 300 yuan my mother gave my sister the day before yesterday, and then made up a ghost story, and now my sister is scared into the hospital, unable to eat. Fuck, I know her guts So small? I knew I wouldn’t make up something about rice.”

Shiraishi tossed it aside, repenting ass, religion is mixed up.

Monkey's is the most obvious.

"There are typos on your inscription, I suggest you change it. PS has checked it, and it is not a typo."

Shiraishi: ...

Finally seeing Pei Cangyu's, Baishi pulled it down on tiptoe to see what was written on it.

The first one was about game consoles, but it was crossed out and replaced with "eliminate world famine".

The second one is about grandma, I hope she is in good health and not in pain.

The third one is about grandma, I hope she can find her son one day.

The three lines were already crowded together, but Pei Cangyu drew a few lines, moving the second and third lines to the front, and moving the world to the back.

"What are you looking at?" Pei Cangyu's voice suddenly appeared behind Baishi, startling him.

Baishi raised the red strip in his hand: "I'm trying to find a place to hang mine."

Pei Cangyu's eyes lit up: "What did you write?"

"secret."

"Cut." Pei Cangyu rolled his eyes, "I don't even want to know."

He searched while talking, and found a place for Baishi on a nearby empty branch: "Come here."

Baishi walked over and was about to hang up his cloth strips. He turned his head and glanced at Pei Cangyu, just in time to meet Pei Cangyu's sneaky look.

Shiraishi hung up his cloth strip with nothing written on it.

"Hey, let's go!" Airplane beckoned to them, "Hurry up, hear the part of "30 years ago" and you will have no money."

Several children grabbed their schoolbags and ran away like flying.

After dinner in the evening, the class held a bonfire party outside again. There were only a few people in the third-year junior high school who were willing to perform, and everyone else was eating snacks.At this time, Pei Cangyu found out how popular Baishi was, and the girls gave him everything they had, and talked to him even if they had nothing to do.

"What's so good about Shiraishi?" he asked Apple.

Apple, a veteran Shiraishi hater, immediately agreed: "No, there is a weird smell all over my body."

"Smell?" Pei Cangyu frowned, "Why didn't I smell it?"

"It's not the taste, it's..." Apple thought about his words, "It's the temperament, the temperament, and the appearance is not good, and it's the kind of words that say a word, in fact, I thought about more than 90 sentences, and there is something separated from everyone... "

Pei Cangyu stopped talking.

Apple's words paused, and he realized that Pei Cangyu's question "What's so good about Baishi" was just a joke like a complaint between friends, and he didn't really want Apple to tell him about Baishi's shortcomings.

They fell silent, Apple coughed, and bumped Pei Cangyu with his elbow: "Hey, I mean..."

"You are too much." Pei Cangyu turned to look at him, "You can say that Baishi has a bad personality, gloomy, and poisonous mouth, but you can't say that he is not good-looking. You must be honest in life."

apple:"……"

Then Apple slapped Pei Cangyu on the back: "You idiot!"

Baishi had been sitting in the tent for a long time before Pei Cangyu broke up with his friends and came in.

"Where have you been?" Pei Cangyu asked as soon as he entered, "I didn't see you just now."

"Chat with Qi Shuo and the others."

"Oh," Pei Cangyu nodded melancholy, "girls."

Bai Shi looked up at him: "What's wrong?"

Pei Cangyu sat down and opened the collar of her clothes: "I always feel that I don't understand girls..."

Baishi smiled: "Do you understand boys?"

"Boys..." Pei Cangyu spread out his hands, "They're all the same, I think they're all pretty much the same."

Baishi turned his head and looked at the books, pens, and clothes that Pei Cangyu had thrown all over the floor: "Do you want to tidy up?"

Pei Cangyu turned her head, curled her lips in distaste for the trouble: "Just sleep like this."

As he spoke, he fell down first, and kicked Baishi's leg: "Turn off the light."

Baishi turned off the light and lay down next to Pei Cangyu, the two of them looked up at the top of the tent.

"Hey, you count, I can count out fifteen black squares." Pei Cangyu rested her head under her arms, and had no choice but to kick Baishi's feet with her feet.

Baishi avoids him: "Don't count, it's boring."

"Tch." Pei Cangyu continued to count by herself, this time counting white squares, swinging her legs.

Bai Shi glanced at him: "Don't shake."

Pei Cangyu laughed: "Just shake it."

Bai Shitou hurt for a while, and he said again: "Don't shake."

Pei Cangyu crossed her legs and swayed, drawing out invisible shadows in the dark night: "Sway as you please, not only do I want to sway, I also want to show off my style..."

He didn't finish his sentence, because Baishi rushed over and bit his cheek, and Pei Cangyu felt the blood flow out in an instant.

Pei Cangyu reacted and pushed Baishi away, and Baishi hit the edge of the tent. Pei Cangyu touched his right cheek and got blood on his hand. He raised his foot and kicked Baishi's chest, making a dull sound.

"Are you fucking sick?!" Pei Cangyu pressed her face with toilet paper, staring at Baishi.

Baishi lowered his head and whispered, "I'm sorry..."

Pei Cangyu stood up and was about to leave, but Baishi jumped up and grabbed his hand.

"Get lost." Pei Cangyu looked down at him.

Baishi didn't move and didn't let go, and repeated again: "I'm sorry."

Pei Cangyu shook off his hand, Baishi bumped into the tent again, shrank to the side of the tent, Pei Cangyu unzipped and walked out.

I went out and didn't know what to do next, went to the bathroom, and the more I thought about it, the more angry I went back to the tent with anger, idiot, idiot, beat him up.

As soon as he entered, he saw Baishi huddled in a corner, holding a pen, writing something in his "secondary school small book", Pei Cangyu snatched it, and Baishi's hands trembled, but he said nothing Did not lift.

Pei Cangyu looked at what Baishi wrote in his notebook: You probably know it, right?I am what is called Satan.All the people I fell in love with were ruined by me.From "Autumn Wind".

Pei Cangyu frowned and looked at Baishi again.

Baishi threw the pen aside and hugged his leg, like countless nights when he silently watched his parents get angry and hurt each other, he felt the anger that Pei Cangyu left behind by his side.He thought that tomorrow Pei Cangyu would change tents with him, and they would not sit together again in the car on the way home. They would change seats in school, and they would no longer meet each other. Pei Cangyu would still have good friends by his side, even if he didn't understand I am also willing to make good friends with him, his carefree kindness will attract more people in the future, and they will no longer have any intersection...

Pei Cangyu sat beside him, threw the small book into his arms, and frowned: "You can forget about reading such books in the future. People keep thinking about what they are doing, and they are not happy."

Baishi raised his head in surprise, and Pei Cangyu pointed to his own notebook: "If you want to write, you can start writing from the back. I will write from the front, and they can be separated. It is difficult to organize them together."

Baishi stared at Pei Cangyu, who was turning to the last page for him: "Look, there are so many places here..."

Bai Shi suddenly asked: "Does it hurt?"

Pei Cangyu froze for a moment, then touched her face: "It hurts, but it doesn't hurt, it's just a little weird."

Bai Shi thought for a while, and said honestly, "I am this kind of person."

Pei Cangyu felt a little funny: "What kind of person?"

"I don't know, it's just like this."

"Oh, okay." Pei Cangyu shook his little notebook again, "Do you remember what I just told you?"

Bai Shi took it over: "Got it, I'll write from the back."

"Yeah." Pei Cangyu lay down again, he was sleepy and going to sleep.

Baishi also lay down, facing Pei Cangyu on his side: "But I won't hurt you."

Pei Cangyu was amused by his line-like speech: "Oh, the big dream of the little dwarf."

Baishi hissed and curled up his legs.

"What's wrong?" Pei Cangyu looked at Baishi and frowned.

Bai Shi pressed his knee: "The leg hurts, it's about to grow."

Pei Cangyu smiled: "You really know how to speak."

Bai Shi stared at him: "I'm serious."

Pei Cangyu closed her eyes and pulled up the quilt: "Oh, go to sleep."

Baishi turned over, took another look at Pei Cangyu's small book, and turned it from the back. The words on the last page were from "Infinite Living", which is Pei Cangyu's favorite style.It is written that

"Then... one day, we will meet again on the road to Huangquan."