Bandit Shi Xianyu

When the school bus arrived, they were already panting on the railing with exhaustion. Before the autumn tour started, the six of them took off their coats, lined up, sat on the ground, and waved to the oncoming cars.

The leather dog jumped up: "Here we come! The rescue plane that came to pick us up is here!"

Pei Cangyu stood up and patted the shoulders of the people on both sides: "Friends, we finally ended our one-month drifting at sea, and finally got a rescue plane after eating two crew members!"

The monkey took out two mechanical pencils and held them up: "Come on, let's offer incense and bow to these two crew members."

Apple snatched one of them: "Damn it, isn't this the one I lost?"

The plane snatched it over: "Shit, it's definitely mine, and there are words engraved on it."

They looked at it together, and there was a circle drawn on it, with a dot in the middle of the circle.

Everyone was confused: "What is this..."

Shiraishi cast a glance: "Breasts."

"what???"

Several people looked at each other in blank dismay, and then looked at Pigou together, and Pigou's face flushed suddenly.

Apple squinted his eyes: "If you have an idea, you have to say it. If you don't say it, you will be abnormal."

Pei Cangyu glanced at him: "You often say it out loud, but it's also perverted."

Leather Gou took back his pen and stuffed it into his pocket, just as the car stopped, several people picked up their schoolbags and lined up.

The people in the car sat in twos and threes, randomly picking seats. Baishi was originally at the end, and Pei Cangyu was in front of him. When he found that Baishi was not there, he changed places with him at random and moved to the rear.

Baishi walked in, turning his head from time to time to see where Pei Cangyu was going to sit down, but Pei Cangyu didn't care, as if he was just looking for a seat.The leather dog walking in the front looked for it, and said that there were no six people in a row. A few people behind called Pei Cangyu, who also yelled back, saying that they should sit scattered.

They were so loud that they woke up a sleeping girl, who turned around with a glare at Pei Cangyu.

Then Baishi heard someone called Pei Cangyu, he also looked over, it turned out to be Fei Zuohua.

There was a single seat next to Fei Zuohua, and he waved to Pei Cangyu. Pei Cangyu didn't say a word, thinking that this was also a seat, and planned to squeeze in, but Baishi quickly reached out and grabbed him.

"Go over there, closer."

"Oh." Pei Cangyu responded in a normal way and followed, he didn't care about these things at all.

Fei Zuohua watched them walk away.

In the end, Pei Cangyu sat in the eighth row, with Baishi next to him. He turned his head and found that the front and back rows were full of girls, and Pigou and the others were on the other side.

"Huh? Why are they sitting there?" Pei Cangyu wondered.

Leather Dog was even more surprised: "Why did you run away?"

Pei Cangyu stood up, ready to change positions.Baishi put the schoolbag on his lap, and said in a student's tone, "Don't you find it troublesome to change it? Is it okay to go on the road?"

Pei Cangyu glanced at Baishi and sat down.

Baishi's "good student" tone was learned from a girl who was not very friendly to Pei Cangyu. It was just a little more serious, and the tone of speech was a little more certain, which contained the hint of "you are causing trouble to others", but it did not Directly point out that you are the subject of the complaint, but point out a fact objectively.But Pei Cangyu has an innate "sense of awe" towards those who are good at studying, so he likes it very much.

Pei Cangyu tidied up her schoolbag, took out some snacks, opened it, but wanted to distribute it to other people, and Baishi needed to help pass it all over, and the people over there also had something to share with him, so they passed it back and forth, which was very lively .

Shiraishi simply began to pretend to be asleep.

Pei Cangyu unpacked another bag of potato chips, and as soon as he tasted the f*cking deliciousness, he quickly gave it to Baishi. He turned around and saw that Baishi was asleep, so he had to stand up and hand it over to him himself, stretching his arms here and there. He also stretched out his arms, like the distant touch of "Genesis", passing a bag of potato chips across the white stone.

The plane said over there: "Damn, you stretch a little bit."

Pei Cangyu said here: "Sir, you are so tall."

Baishi squinted his eyes, watching them laboriously pass things over his head, moved his feet, and touched Pei Cangyu's lifted feet.Pei Cangyu was already standing unsteadily, so she fell down with a plop and landed on Baishi's body.

Baishi "woke up" from being hit, frowned, and let out a "tsk" irritatedly, watching Pei Cangyu get up from his body in a hurry, potato chips scattered all over the floor, and Baishi's face was also swung down. Be careful to smash it red.

Pei Cangyu looked at Baishi apologetically, "I'm sorry..."

Baishi didn't speak, he clicked his tongue again.

He is clear about the power of this sound, after all, he cannot escape.

Sure enough, Pei Cangyu couldn't tell if he was angry or not, so she had to bend down to look at him again: "Is it hurting? Do you want to call a doctor?"

Baishi didn't speak, he suddenly thought that when they were not friends before, Pei Cangyu kicked him much harder than this, but now it's just such an attitude, if they have a closer relationship, what would Pei Cangyu do?

At this time, the girl in front of them turned her head and looked at Pei Cangyu: "Can you please stop arguing, if you like to quarrel so much, why don't you come here?"

This girl is the one who Baishi learned the "good student" attitude, and the girl who was first woken up by the people getting on the bus. Her name is Liu Yaosheng.

Pei Cangyu was stunned for a moment, and sat back knowing that he was justified. The monkey over there was irritated by her words, and he frowned: "Do you have to wear earphones to sleep?"

Liu Yaosheng shook the earphones in her hand: "I wear them, but you are still very noisy."

The monkey stood up: "Damn, why don't we change positions?"

Liu Yaosheng also stood up: "Why should I change with you when I'm sitting here?"

The monkeys feel that they are here to play when they come out to play, and their voices are not too loud.

Liu Yaosheng pointed at Baishi again: "Baishi was also disturbed, as well as Tang Qi and other classmates."

Baishi didn't speak, Tang Qi smiled.

The monkey was speechless: "Can you speak without bringing others along?"

Liu Yaosheng looked at him frankly: "I'm just speaking for everyone, there are many people who are dissatisfied with you."

The monkey was about to speak again, but the plane hurriedly persuaded him, "Forget it, forget it."

Liu Yaosheng looked at the angry monkey: "Do you think I'm afraid of you?"

"Don't talk nonsense, what's wrong with me, are you afraid of me, have I moved you?"

"Okay!" Pei Cangyu raised her voice, looked at the monkey, "Sit down."

Monkey looked at Pei Cangyu, then at Liu Yaosheng, rolled his eyes and sat down.

Tang Qi pointed to the ground again, looked at Pei Cangyu: "You haven't picked up what you dropped yet."

"Ah?" Pei Cangyu took a look, "Oh."

As he said, he passed in front of Baishi and squatted on the ground to pick up potato chips. Several people over there also came out to help, and Baishi also stood up to help, but Tang Qi suddenly said: "Baishi, don't worry about it. What will happen to you."

The monkey threw the potato chips it picked up on the ground and turned to Tang Qi: "What do you mean?"

Tang Qi smiled: "It's not interesting, what do you mean?"

Pei Cangyu pulled the monkey and told him to go back, but the monkey was not happy, Pei Cangyu repeated.

The monkey just took a look at Liu Yaosheng and Tang Qi going back, and looked back as they walked: "You really can talk yin and yang."

Squad leader Lu Jingyi had just finished counting the heads. When she walked over, she saw a few people squatting here to pick up things. They couldn't squat steadily as the car wobbled.

As he said that, he rolled up his sleeves, squatted down, met eye contact, and left together, leaving Pei Cangyu and the squad leader alone, and Baishi, who didn't look at anyone, was sandwiched abruptly between the two.

The leather dog barked at Bai Shi with a "beer hiss" and asked him to make room for Pei Cangyu, but Bai Shi did not lift it.

The squad leader picked it up after three times, five and two, and put it in a garbage bag. He looked at Pei Cangyu and smiled: "Be careful next time."

Pei Cangyu nodded in embarrassment.

So Pei Cangyu still had a lingering smile on his face until he sat back in his seat, making Baishi feel a headache and nausea for some reason.

When the two of them sat back, the girl behind patted Pei Cangyu's shoulder, then Baishi's shoulder, and handed over the dried fruit.

Pei Cangyu subconsciously glanced at Liu Yaosheng and Tang Qi in the row in front, and made the lady behind her laugh: "Don't, you are afraid of her, you are such an everyday person?"

Baishi thought to himself that if Pei Cangyu's day and night are sunny, the world will be so sunny.

Pei Cangyu frowned: "I respect women."

The girl behind smiled, nodded, and said, "That's right." After that, she turned to look at Baishi, "Are you Baishi?"

Shiraishi nodded.

The girl laughed and handed him the dried fruit: "It feels like you don't talk to others very much. My name is Zhao Youyu, and this is Lulu." She pointed to the girl next to her, and added, "I sat with Pei Cangyu before. table, for a week."

Pei Cangyu was peeling a pistachio and throwing it high, then picked it up with her mouth.

Baishi turned back and got an observation. For some unknown reason, Liu Yaosheng and Tang Qi disliked Pei Cangyu. Other than them, the others had basically no hostility towards Pei Cangyu. It's an amazing illusion.

Thinking of this, Baishi glanced at Pei Cangyu. It is true that Pei Cangyu is basically not afraid of anyone, and he is a bit famous when he goes out on the street, not to mention that everyone on Heping Road knows him, and some people even think that he has the most potential to become a professional. A rascal, but why does Baishi always feel that Pei Cangyu is weak?

It is a kind of mental weakness, a kind of...

Can't tell.

Baishi was struggling, and the content of the chatting of the female voices behind reached his ears, mainly because they mentioned an anime, which Baishi happened to hear from Pei Cangyu two days ago, so he was distracted, and he also paid attention to it. It turned out that Pei Cangyu, who was next to him, also paid attention after hearing the name of the anime.

Zhao Youyu: "Have you seen xxx?"

Lu Lu: "I've seen it! Sister, you should watch it too! I thought it wasn't the style you like, so I dare not sell Amway!"

Zhao Youyu: "Damn! I thought you didn't watch it! I dare not say. Which one have you seen! I've finished watching it!"

Lu Lu: "I've finished watching it too! AB is a perfect match! I'm a good match for two men!"

Zhao Youyu: "That's right! BA is true!"

Lulu: "..."

Zhao Youyu: "..."

Lulu: "..."

Zhao Youyu: "..."

Lu Lu: "Are you standing BA?"

Zhao Youyu: "...B is quite offensive..."

Lulu: "Oh."

And then the conversation went nowhere.

Baishi turned his head back strangely, and happened to meet Pei Cangyu who was also confused.

Pei Cangyu was even more surprised, what, he wanted to hear what the girls thought, maybe we could have a chat, why did it end without saying anything? What does "B is very aggressive" mean? B is a big idiot, Zhan Wuscum, he is the most annoying person in Pei Cangyu's entire comic.

Pei Cangyu didn't understand, turned around and saw Baishi's melancholy face, staring at the front with heavy eyes, reached out and patted his shoulder, shaking him: "What are you thinking? Don't sleep anymore?"

Baishi was in a trance, and suddenly said: "People with bare feet can't understand the path that people with sand in their shoes have to walk." Turning his head to look at Pei Cangyu, "Maybe you and I are the same, and you can't ask for it."

Pei Cangyu: "..."

Shiraishi: "..."

Pei Cangyu blinked her eyes twice, stunned, and repeatedly praised: "I'm so awesome! You can't tell that I have a second-class illness..."

As he spoke, he took out his books.

Baishi thought that this mournful statement about his life was a bit pretentious on such a sunny day, or he was worried because he exposed the darkness of his inner world, but Pei Cangyu was not in this dimension at all.

The book he took out was thick and pure black, with a skull drawn on it.

Pei Cangyu opened it carefully, and Baishi caught a glimpse of the words on the title page: Anyone who reads this book without permission will fall into the [-]th level of hell.

Baishi curled up his arms and legs in embarrassment, thinking what is this?

Pei Cangyu took it back a little embarrassedly: "I started memorizing it when I was in the first year of junior high..."

Shiraishi trembled and asked, "...what do you remember?"

Pei Cangyu answered him seriously: "Good words and good sentences."

Baishi took it from his hand, Pei Cangyu held on, Baishi glanced at him, Pei Cangyu lowered his voice: "You can see, don't tell others."

Shiraishi took it over and turned it over...

This is not a good word or sentence at all!This is a complete collection of quotations for teenagers with secondary illnesses!

The whole article is full of "world", "sorry", "forgiveness", "mission", "doesn't it", "eternity", "faith", "soul", "na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

Shiraishi's eyes hurt.

The latter is a little better, there are not so many interjections, there are a lot of excerpts from different animations declaring war quotations, and some are collected from the surrounding quotations, such as Apple once said "I am not particularly fond of learning, It’s just that there’s nothing else to do.”

What is there to record about this sentence?Pei Cangyu thinks this kind of words are powerful?

Pei Cangyu carefully watched Baishi flipping through his books seriously, as if someone were looking at his own inner world.

Baishi closed the notebook and handed it back to Pei Cangyu.

Pei Cangyu took out a pen: "I forgot what you said just now, let me write on it."

Baishi couldn't say it: "...I forgot."

"Ah..." Pei Cangyu felt a little regretful.

Shiraishi felt that Apple could write such nonsense as why he couldn't, so he began to rack his brains to think of a sentence about the second illness, but his mind was full of "world" and "na na na" and he couldn't think of a word.

The girls at the back actually went around and talked back to the manga just now. This time they mentioned which character was a failure. They were super stupid. After they talked for a long time, Pei Cangyu finally couldn't help but interjected and made a comment: "B He's just a big fool, brainless, and extremely capricious."

A girl agrees: "So I'm taking him for a flower, and I'm going to find him a partner to kill him."

Pei Cangyu: "But he is already dead."

The girl's eyes lit up: "That would be better."

While Baishi was working hard to think of sentences, Pei Cangyu was actually chatting with someone else?

Pei Cangyu was trying to keep up with the girl's train of thought: "Dead sister, is it okay to die?"

The girl said righteously: "It's better to die. Does he deserve to live? He doesn't deserve it."

I got it!

Baishi took Pei Cangyu's book, opened it, and wrote the words that fit Pei Cangyu's style that he finally thought of:

"A man is cruel, and he becomes tame only through hardships; a child is cruel, because he is young and ignorant; a youth is cruel, because he prides himself on his purity; a priest is cruel, because he considers himself a saint; a pedant is cruel, because he is proud of his knowledge— — We are all unselfish, even more so when we think we are right.

The melting and softening of the human heart is usually after the body is covered with bruises. "

After finishing writing, he proudly exchanged it to Pei Cangyu, looking at Pei Cangyu's face expectantly.

"Hmm..." Pei Cangyu didn't look very satisfied.

"What is this..." Pei Cangyu pointed at this sentence, with an expression like a picky Party A, "Why is it so long...why are there so many semicolons, why didn't you write more exclamation points...do you think it's a bit long-winded? ?...and it doesn't fit my style...do you like parallel sentences?...which high school composition book did you pull it from?..."

Shiraishi broke the pen with a snap.