Bandit Shi Xianyu

The author has something to say: What Pei Cangyu knows

Pei Cangyu found that Baishi could be considered happy.When they arrived at the door, Baishi had parked the car and was about to come down to open the door for him, which made Pei Cangyu very uncomfortable, so she drove off first, and Baishi backed away with a smile.Baishi called and said that someone would come and drive the car away, so he waited at the door first.

Pei Cangyu groaned and stood with him, but Baishi looked at him suspiciously: "Aren't you going in?"

Pei Cangyu was even more puzzled: "Ah? I'll stand with you for a while." Otherwise, he went in by himself, leaving the owner of the house who drove and pulled the door to wait in the night wind. What's going on?

Baishi smiled and looked at him, that affectionate eyes made Pei Cangyu turn his face away.If there is a choice, Pei Cangyu really only wants a friend.

He coughed, and started looking for topics before Baishi said anything: "Why did you drive the car away? Is there no place to park here? The yard behind or something."

Baishi looked at him intently, and answered him earnestly: "It's full." As he spoke, he helped Pei Cangyu brush the broken hair on his forehead. Pei Cangyu wanted to hide, but Baishi pinched the ends of his hair to prevent him from moving.

"Is it time for a haircut?"

"Ah?" Pei Cangyu stroked her hair as soon as she heard it, "Isn't the length just right?"

"It's not the length, it's a little messy, isn't it?"

Pei Cangyu thought it made sense when he heard it, and his hair was a little frizzy: "That's right, why don't you shave your head bald?"

Bai Shi suddenly became serious: "You can't be bald."

Pei Cangyu was amused by the seriousness of the hairstyle: "What's the matter? Will a bald head scare you?" He gestured at the top of his head, "If pure light scares you, why don't you make a Mediterranean one with a shiny middle?" It’s surrounded by hair, I thought of a good name, it’s called Reverse Bird’s Nest…” Pei Cangyu laughed happily.

Baishi looked at him silently, which made Pei Cangyu feel very embarrassed, and turned his head away.

The night wind blew by, and the autumn flowers near here brought the last rich aroma of the end of summer. They walked through the street for a long time, and under the towering street lamps, there were shadows of butterflies around them. The ending sound, the hidden language after the grand light and performance, hits the door of the room of the person who harbors the secret.

Pei Cangyu was standing in this interval, there were bright street lights on his left, right and opposite, and he was standing in the shadows where the lights on three sides missed, with only Baishi beside him.

The wind blew his hair into a mess, but he only felt that he had said the wrong thing, alas, what a trouble, Shiraishi was still the same as in junior high school, a condescending and good student, always looked down on...

With a hand gently placed on top of Pei Cangyu's head, Baishi sighed leisurely: "Let's be bald."

Pei Cangyu was stunned.

Baishi's cold fingers brushed against his neck, Pei Cangyu flinched from the tickle, and Baishi's fingertips gently touched his jawline and retracted.

Finally, the driver came.Baishi greeted him, handed him the car, and entered the house with Pei Cangyu.

Baishi asked him if he was hungry, Pei Cangyu shook his head, said good night, and went upstairs.

He was lying on the desk, spinning the pen, and it took him a long time to write a fill-in-the-blank question, and then he lost his mind for a while.The pen in his hand fell to the ground with a thud, Pei Cangyu came back to his senses abruptly, picked it up hastily, and continued to spin it with his chin in his hand.

Finally made up his mind, he took out his phone and searched.

"Can a sauna steam someone to death?"

***

The dog leg flipped through the college brochure printed by the school for all students, sighed, and turned around and asked Pei Cangyu: "Brother Pei, you have a lot of experience, what do you think I should choose?"

Pei Cangyu looked up at him: "What do you want to do?"

"Oh, why?" Dogleg threw the brochure on the table, "Why do everyone ask, 'what do you want to do', 'what do you like', where do I know, I like to play, do you have this university and major? I still like women, is there such a profession?"

Pei Cangyu rolled his eyes at him: "Then why don't you go pimp?"

Dogleg was very excited, and was about to hug his arm when he came up: "Are you finally willing to take me into the industry?"

Pei Cangyu pushed him aside: "I'm not worthy of being called a bastard at all, what misunderstanding do you have about me..."

"I guess so." Dogleg was very disappointed, and squinted his eyes to despise Pei Cangyu, "Real gangsters don't come to the sixth grade of high school, they all have dignity."

Pei Cangyu smiled: "Did you stay up late last night to watch Hot Blood High School again?"

"How do you know?" Dogleg's eyes lit up, "That's why I'm very annoying. There is no chance for me to show my skills in such a place."

"The teacher is here." Pei Cangyu said suddenly.

The dog leg turned back with a swipe, and quickly called the cards on the table into the belly of the table. He put on his glasses as quickly as lightning, stared at the college brochure, frowned pretendingly, and nodded.

Pei Cangyu kicked his stool with a smile: "What are you doing to show your skills? You are just running errands on the road."

Dogleg finally realized that he was being played by someone, so he gave him a displeased look, found two boxes of milk from somewhere, and handed one to Pei Cangyu: "Brother Pei, where do you report it?"

Pei Cangyu turned a page only for him to read.

Dog Leg took a closer look: "Then you should be okay. Although this school is old, the score is not very high. Maybe both of us can go."

"Of course." Pei Cangyu smugly said, "If I take the test normally, it will definitely work."

"But why do you report this? It's too far away."

Pei Cangyu closed the brochure: "My grandma used to study here."

The dog leg bit the straw: "Then what did you learn?"

Pei Cangyu was stunned, he had never thought about this question.

The teacher came in and tapped the table with a square to silence everyone.This little physics teacher always has a face of bitterness and hatred. Myopia is at least [-] degrees. He can see people stretching their necks. He was once nicknamed "Turtle" by some students. Later, he directly improved the ICU because he stayed up late to change his homework. After returning No one called again.He can draw circles with his hands. In fact, he doesn't need a square. He holds it just for knocking. According to him, it's called knocking the mountain to shake the tiger. As a platform for the mountain, one corner has almost been knocked off.

"Okay, this week, we will discuss the matter of school selection in batches. You all have some snacks. I won't say more about good students. You should work hard on the exam. If you get a high score in the exam, you will talk about what to choose. When the time comes It’s not easy to choose? It will be very easy to choose then. The point is that you are not above or below,” he swiped the ruler in a big way, seeming to cover the entire class, and the students in the first row lowered their heads a little , "If you want to be clear, the classification is also very good, such as teachers, professional medicine, nursing, special occupations..."

"Special occupation...hehehe..." Dogleg shrank his shoulders with a smile.

"Ah, think about it carefully. My speech is quite ugly. Going to some terrible comprehensive universities to study a major that I don't know what to do is not as good as getting a good score. Choose a career that is better, and don't be superstitious about comprehensive courses. The teacher coughed after finishing speaking, and tapped the triangular ruler twice, "Okay, let's talk about the test paper, hurry up, and make some time for the math teacher later."

"Ah——" the following sighed, and the teacher tapped his cheerful triangle ruler again.

It was already Friday when it was Pei Cangyu's turn, and the teacher stopped him during the break and asked him to go to the office.

Pei Cangyu sat down politely. The teacher flipped through the introduction booklet with one hand, rubbed his glasses against his face with the other, and put them on: "I see that you have applied to this university for several years. Do you want to go here?"

Pei Cangyu nodded.

"Why?" The teacher's eyes looked over the lens, and the fundus was bloodshot.

"Just..." Pei Cangyu scratched her head, "My grandma graduated from this university, and she said before she passed away that she wanted me to go."

"Ah." The teacher lowered his head and flipped through the introduction book again.

He was silent for a while before opening his mouth: "I had a student who went here before, and he talked about the situation here. This school may be transferred to the private sector, and the tuition fees may be very high in the future." He pushed his glasses, "And this school To be honest, there are no majors. Before the founding of the People’s Republic of China, it was a girls’ vocational school, but after the reform, there was no good progress, and the situation of running the school can be said to be getting worse and worse.”

Pei Cangyu blinked her eyes and listened.

The teacher sighed: "I don't want to say how bad it is, but I think someone should tell you about the situation."

He concealed the latter words - after all, you have no parents, so you have no way of understanding.

Pei Cangyu swallowed dryly and lowered his head.

The teacher looked at him: "Are you angry?"

"No." Pei Cangyu looked up at the teacher.

"It's normal to be unhappy if you try hard for so long without typing a single sentence." The teacher put down the brochure, "There is a reason for telling you this at this time."

Pei Cangyu looked at the teacher.

"Have you ever considered becoming a police officer?"

"Huh?" Pei Cangyu was stunned.

"Your sports performance is very good, and your eyesight is also very good. Last year, the police academy went to some middle schools to recruit students. I heard that you will come to our school this year. If you want to go, I can recommend you to take the exam." The teacher told him.

"Me?" Pei Cangyu was shocked, almost at a loss, "I..."

The teacher smiled, and this smile on his face, which is usually full of bitterness and hatred, can be called a warm spring breeze: "You can think about it. It would be better if there is a policeman who can ask you. If not, I will find it for you in two days. Someone ask, if you come to give a lecture..." The teacher turned over his messy desk, "Maybe there will be a contact information."

The police... are you...

"I found it." The teacher handed over a leaflet. "This is a brochure. It should be published soon to promote the school. If there is our school, I will notify you at that time."

"...Okay." Pei Cangyu took the booklet with the police badge on it, thanked the teacher, and left.

The police... are you...

Pei Cangyu was still thinking about it until she returned to Bai's house that night.The housekeeper told him that Baishi was not here today, Pei Cangyu nodded and said he understood, he thought he would express his anger, but he was actually a little disappointed.

He ran back to the direction and looked through the booklet. He really didn't know much about the police. He knew people who were policemen... Would you like to call Fei Zuohua and ask?

Ah, no, no, I always feel a little ashamed...

Speaking of the police...

Every time Pei Cangyu thought of this, he felt irritable, as if there was a thick fog in front of him, he couldn't see clearly, and he felt a strong feeling of being enveloped.He simply gave up thinking about it, packed up his things, and started writing the paper.

He wrote until twelve o'clock, and he spent all his time reading, so he put it away.

She had to get up early the next day, but Pei Cangyu couldn't fall asleep in bed.

Generally speaking, if you can't sleep late at night, it means one thing-you should go to porn.

Is there any place more exciting than playing yellow in the Baijia cinema room?

Obviously not.

Pei Cangyu lifted the quilt and jumped out of bed, hurry up, hurry up, finish early, and get up early the next day.

So he opened the door and listened. There was silence in the big house, not even a dog barking. Then Pei Cangyu tiptoed over, touched the door of the theater room, turned the handle and went in.

He didn't turn on the lights either - because I'm sorry, maybe, do perverts who watch porn and turn on the lights really exist?Even Shiraishi turned off the lights.He turned on the small light of the dish cabinet and rummaged through the cover.

Damn, Baishi is really perverted, he has everything, up and down 5000 years, the history of human evolution, great racial unity, anorectal anatomy, the world of animals... Pei Cangyu turned over and felt that she was too pure, and she was not worthy of being an adult. It's scary after all.

"Damn?" He was taken aback, and found a disc of a movie. He took it out and looked at it. It was a pure love movie. He watched it once when he was in junior high school. The love between the hero and heroine moved him to tears. , Because it is a realman who can't cry, he only expressed his love for movies in his diary. Later, Baishi read the diary, and Pei Cangyu was so angry that he almost got into a fight with him.

Pei Cangyu took out the dish and touched it nostalgicly. He didn't even want to play pornography anymore, so he decided to watch Pure Love.Well, that's it.

He poured himself a glass of milk and played a movie to watch.

The huge fluorescent screen flickered to illuminate his face, and Pei Cangyu nestled on the sofa, watching the screen begin with a reunion in autumn.Accompanied by melodious music, a period of encounters and memories begins.

Pei Cangyu nodded drowsily, half awake.

There was still sound coming from the stereo.

"If you could be disassembled, broken down into constituent elements..."

Pei Cangyu frowned, and slowly opened his eyes.

"...You are so selfish, you don't want to give me the heart that was broken elsewhere."

Pei Cangyu started to be dazed, had he heard this sentence somewhere...?

"...I really have no choice but to paint the ground as a prison.

I can never be willing.

I think I must not be willing.

No one will do it willingly. "

I remembered!Pei Cangyu stared at the screen with rounded eyes.

"So I don't like you." The man said so, but took a step forward, "I love you."

I remembered……

Pei Cangyu remembered that he had heard this passage before, and Baishi repeated this line completely except for the last three words.

Except for the last three words.

Except "I love you".