Bandit Shi Xianyu

"Damn it, I fucking thought it was a foreigner... It scared me..." Pei Cangyu regained his composure and pressed his heart.

He woke up from the bed, stepped on the ground with bare feet, turned his head to look at Shiraishi who was drinking tea by the window with a saucer, talking to himself while rubbing his eyes.

Shiraishi's yellow hair may have been parted, but it looks longer anyway, a little fluffy, with dark golden hair, tied up in a short bundle, not to mention, the color is pretty good, and there are still hairs in those back alleys. This kind of craftsmanship.

Pei Cangyu sat up and changed her clothes, then glanced at Baishi again.

To be honest, he looks more like a foreigner this way.Pei Cangyu guessed that maybe because he was recognized yesterday, Baishi decided to change his outfit.

"Are you alright?" Baishi put down his teacup and looked at him, "Let me treat your injury for you."

Pei Cangyu patted her chest: "Don't worry, compared to you kicking me and giving me an injection, the few times he hit me was really gentle."

Baishi smiled, ignored Pei Cangyu's sarcasm, and walked out: "Come outside."

Even if Baishi didn't say that he was going outside, he wanted to eat.

So Pei Cangyu watched Baishi carry down a box while eating.

He chewed the toast, took a sip of milk to swallow the contents of his throat, raised his eyes to see Baishi put the box in front of him: "What?"

"Useful things." Baishi said as he opened the box and took out a file.

Pei Cangyu's eyes widened and she leaned back, plopped to the ground, got up on the ground with hands and feet, Baishi quickly put the file aside: "No, no, this one is for you."

Pei Cangyu leaned against the wall, ready to run away at any moment, staring at him suspiciously: "Give it to me?"

"Yes. For repairing things. Aren't you very good at this kind of work?"

Pei Cangyu put the bread in his mouth into his mouth, walked over suspiciously, and slowly took the box from Baishi's hand: "For me?"

"Yes." Shiraishi looked at him, "Men'stoolbox, yes."

Pei Cangyu pulled him over and put it beside him: "That's fine, after all, I'm the one in charge of the man's job in this family." He rubbed his nose and laughed, but then realized that he said something wrong, and coughed coldly.

Bai Shi didn't say anything, he leaned over and took out a pair of short scissors from the toolbox: "Sit down, I'll cut off your eyebrows next to the wound."

"Oh." Pei Cangyu hugged his "man's toolbox" and sat down obediently.

Baishi came around and tapped his chin, Pei Cangyu raised his face.

When he raised his face, he saw Baishi's shirt, which was blue-green today, tucked into his trousers, and the fish-white buttons on the exposed shirt were tightly buttoned. Looking up, he found that the collar of the shirt had no buttons, just exposed the collarbone, and the necklace hanging there was shaking, and the necklace printed an allergic red on the skin.

Baishi flicked Pei Cangyu's forehead with his index finger: "Low."

Pei Cangyu lowered her head and said to herself: "Saobao..."

"What?" Baishi moved a bit, and Pei Cangyu smelled the perfume on his body.

"Did you wear perfume?"

"Ah."

"...Sexy bag."

Bai Shi smiled: "Really."

Pei Cangyu blushed: "Isn't it!"

Baishi backed away, and threw the cut-off eyebrows in his hands into the trash can: "Do you prefer men's natural body odor?"

Pei Cangyu nodded: "Yes."

Then he shook his head violently: "No, no, no... Your mother..."

Baishi smiled and ignored him, touched a box with his thumb, and it was silver, Pei Cangyu saw him approaching: "What are you doing?"

Baishi put a little silver on the middle of Pei Cangyu's shaved left eyebrow.

"What is this?" Pei Cangyu tried to touch it.

Shiraishi took his hand off without letting him touch it: "Paint."

"Ah?" He was a little worried, "Can it be washed off?"

"It's hard to say, it will fall off after a long time."

Pei Cangyu frowned: "Get up, I'll go wash up."

Baishi shook his head and smiled: "Why are you so excited, can you wash off your tattoo in the future?"

Pei Cangyu was taken aback: "Do I still need a tattoo?"

"I don't need it today." Baishi put away his things, his tone was flat, but no matter how he thought about it, it sounded like compulsion, and he didn't take Pei Cangyu's potential resistance seriously.

There was still silver paint left on Shiraishi's thumb, so he put his thumb in his mouth and licked it off.

Seeing Baishi's actions, Pei Cangyu was agitated for no reason, but he said, "Be careful to poison you to death."

Baishi smiled, still biting his thumb with his teeth, staring at Pei Cangyu with his dark pupils, and finally licked his tongue around his thumb, retracted his hand, and said in a light and light tone, "Really."

Pei Cangyu felt that she was being watched by a dangerous animal, maybe it was Baishi's eyes or his red tongue, but Pei Cangyu felt hot all over her body.

"If you are poisoned to death, I will run away immediately."

Baishi smiled: "I think so too."

Pei Cangyu pouted, stood up to wash the cups, and found several baskets in the kitchen: "What is this?"

"Picnic." Baishi followed, "The one next door lent us."

After washing the cups in a hurry, Pei Cangyu went to look at these well-woven baskets. A small blue flower was inserted in the frame of the basket. .

"That's right, it looks expensive." Pei Cangyu picked it up to look at it, and then he realized, "Picnic today?"

Shiraishi nodded.

Pei Cangyu put down the basket, he was about to suffer from social phobia for fear of strangers, and asked with a frown, "Who is it?"

"You, me, that pair of sisters." Shiraishi told him, "and maybe their dog. Do you want to add others?"

Pei Cangyu breathed a sigh of relief: "There is no one else, that's great." He took a glass of water and sat down again, "Okay, the rest is your work, prepare food and drink, and take care of housework."

Shiraishi went in and opened the refrigerator, started to prepare, and said while cutting the lettuce, "You weren't so afraid of people before."

Pei Cangyu almost choked, and said again: "That's because I don't understand the language. If I could speak the language, would I be afraid of people? Besides, that's not called 'fear' of people, it's called 'social phobia'. Is it very popular in China..."

The front door rang twice, and Zetino's face flashed in: "Your courtyard door is open, so it doesn't matter if I come in."

Baishi nodded, and explained to Pei Cangyu: "The gate of the courtyard is not closed."

Saitino brought a bunch of grapes, the purple was crystal clear, Pei Cangyu looked strange: "Are there any grapes this season?"

Baishi took it over and looked at it: "Let's have a technological revolution."

Pei Cangyu admired.

Saitino looked in the room with his hands behind his back, seemingly curious, and Baishi suggested: "A few days ago, I arranged it a little bit, let him show you around, please, after all, I often come here."

Saitino's eyes lit up: "Can you?"

Baishi nodded and turned to Pei Cangyu: "Take her around."

"Ah? Why don't you take her with you? I don't even know what you are talking about."

Bai Shi raised the grape in his hand: "I'm busy."

Pei Cangyu smiled: "Yes."

He took Celtino upstairs, and on the way, Celtino started to ask questions, but Pei Cangyu's ears were full of mumbling tones, and he couldn't understand a word, so he laughed along the way.

Saitino has all the beautiful characteristics of a girl of this age. She is open and happy, and she is not even very polite. Her amber eyes are always full of doubts. Even to Pei Cangyu who can't understand, she always speaks Make a joke and laugh to yourself.When walking through the corridor, she held Pei Cangyu's arm like his female companion, humming the wedding march and playing house games, but Pei Cangyu understood the joke. They looked at each other and smiled, and Saitino spit I stuck out my tongue.In a certain room, Baishi collected a lot of paintings, and they didn't hang them up, but just stood them on the wall. Pei Cangyu couldn't recognize any of them, but Zetino praised him again and again. She was very interested and imitated the characters in the paintings, Put them together for comparison, and ask Pei Cangyu if he looks like it with his eyes.She also took off the camera around her neck and asked Pei Cangyu to help take pictures.

Pei Cangyu took a few photos for her, and weighed the camera in his hand thoughtfully.

He really likes to get along with them, and for some reason, instead of looking at the opposite sex, he feels like looking at his sister.

In the evening, the two sisters were standing at the door whistling, and the dog they were leading was also barking, calling Baishi and Pei Cangyu to set off.

"What's the dog's name?" Pei Cangyu asked Baishi.

After asking, Shiraishi told him: "CHER."

Cher was especially happy today, rushing to the front, he started biting his own tail, swaying in circles, and then fell headlong. Only Pei Cangyu and Laces found it funny and kept laughing, and Celtino thought it was too childish.

Laces, Pei Cangyu, and the dog stood in a row, waiting for Celtino to whistle in the deserted street, and then competed with who else to run faster.As soon as the whistle sounded, it was not the dog that rushed out first, but Pei Cangyu. Laces pointed to the distance and called Cher's name, and the dog ran there foolishly. Laces took this opportunity to rush forward .

Seeing that the champion of the fierce competition would be between Laces and Pei Cangyu, cher, who had lost his way, rushed back to the track midway, riding the dust.Seeing that Pei Cangyu, who was about to hit the street lamp, relaxed his vigilance, but was intercepted by Cher who passed by like a black arrow, and the dog bit the road post, celebrating his victory.

Pei Cangyu was dumbfounded: "Awesome..."

Russes jumped up and forced her dog to high-five with her, really embarrassing the dog.

Pei Cangyu objected: "Do it all over again! Fair competition, don't let the dog run to the side, shorten the distance, long-distance running is not suitable for humans."

Shiraishi reminded him: "100 meters is not a long-distance running."

Pei Cangyu pounded his waist with her elbow: "Get out, translate quickly."

So once again, two people and one dog stood on the runway, Pei Cangyu's eyes sparkled, he flexed his ankles, ready to rush out at any time.Laces turned his head and made eye contact with Shiraishi and Celtino, and they nodded.

So Baishi blew the whistle, Pei Cangyu ran out with a bang, and Satino blew it, Pei Cangyu who heard the whistle twice stopped in place, Laces and the dog ran over slowly, passed by Pei Cangyu and patted him on the shoulder .

Pei Cangyu was stunned for a while, finally found Baishi, ran over and jumped on him: "You..."

Baishi caught him and wrapped his arms around his waist to prevent him from falling off.

Pei Cangyu pinched his face and rubbed it vigorously until Baishi's face turned red. Pei Cangyu pinched Baishi's neck with his left hand again, and then released it twice, just to whistle. His revenge was not enough, but Pei Cangyu still grabbed Baishi by the collar: "I hate you so much, I really want to bite you."

Pei Cangyu slid off him slowly, Baishi supported him, and whispered: "Okay."

Celtino and Laces waved to them, and the embankment was in front of them.

They got off the embankment and sat down on the lawn. Celtino took out the ukulele from her bag, and Laces kept applauding: "Ooo~"

Celtino flicked his hair, like an artist, gesticulating to silence everyone, which drew laughter from others.

Some people gathered scatteredly on the lawn. They were covered with light blue or pink-white tablecloths, and they were dotted on the vast green lawn like young flowers, blooming scatteredly, forming a circle of crisp laughter.

Just as the sun was setting, there was still a piece of orange red covering half of the sky, smudged in the distance of the dark blue sky, and the night crawled inch by inch from the top of the head, ready to bite off the last makeup.The wind at seven o'clock, with the fragrance of grass, blew past behind, spread out leisurely, and passed by at a non-disturbing speed, just enough to shake the bangs, a layer of orange red fell on Saitino's forehead, and she was lying down. The head plucked the string, and there was a short and light sound.

She crossed her legs, and cher circled her: "Then sing your cher." She winked her eyes and began to sing "MyBabyShotMeDown".

Russes happily smeared jam on toast, like a housewife who loves housework, and put plates in front of everyone, stipulating how much everyone could eat.

Pei Cangyu watched Saitino's face gradually disappearing into the darkness with the sinking sun, he turned his head and asked Baishi, "Is there no light here?"

"Yes. You have to drive yourself." He stood up as he spoke, and a few men in their 30s walked over there, as if they were about to say something, and shook hands with Shiraishi. The girl among them saw Saitino Playing the piano, they joined together in surprise, and the four quickly expanded into nearly ten people.

Baishi lowered his head and told Pei Cangyu, "Let's go and turn on the light. Do you want to come?"

Pei Cangyu nodded and stood up, among a group of strangers, he would rather be by Baishi's side.

The caretaker lent them the cable, saying that the line is broken and will be repaired next week, and they have to climb up the tree house to turn on the switch.

The men moved the guns to the tree house and looked up.

Pei Cangyu waited for a long time and didn't see them moving, but someone glanced at him and turned back. He pulled Baishi's clothes: "What are you doing? Don't go up?"

Baishi told him: "The door of the house on the tree is half broken, it's too narrow, and I can't get in."

A beer-drinking man frowned, resentful: "The bastards on the embankment who don't pay taxes, I think we still need to add the power grid."

Some of the remaining people echoed, some of them didn't make a sound, and Shiraishi didn't speak either.

Pei Cangyu said, "I can go."

Shiraishi turned to look at him.

Pei Cangyu spread out her hands: "I should be able to get in."

Although the man next to him couldn't understand Pei Cangyu's words, he could sense the meaning, and asked Baishi, "Maybe you can let your friend try it?"

Baishi glanced at him, smiled, and nodded, as if agreeing, then turned to Pei Cangyu: "No."

Pei Cangyu was surprised: "Why?" He gestured, "It's not like you don't know that I can repair things."

Baishi shook his head, and there was something else to say. The man with the beer can who "needed to be connected to the power grid" just passed Baishi and came to Pei Cangyu.Although he is not much taller than Pei Cangyu, he is bent over, with his hands on his knees, like an adult talking to a child, with a strong accent in the sense of 'I am trying to maintain equality' English: "you,"—he almost made a "th"—and turned to point to the treehouse, "up? up?"

Pei Cangyu's first reaction was to look at Baishi, he thought, it's over, angry.

Baishi slowly turned his head to look at the man, and turned to look at the man with an expression of "you dare to talk to him directly in front of me without my permission" - Pei Cangyu read Baishi's expression really well.

"He won't go." Baishi turned his body sideways, "Don't get too close to him, or you will get hurt."

The man looked at him, straightened up to look at Shiraishi, and then smiled: "He seems capable of this kind of work, sorry." Then he turned around and changed his language to his companion, curled his lips, and turned his palms down After a while, he squeezed his eyes and laughed, "I thought he was from the embankment."

Baishi clicked his tongue impatiently: "Clamp your tail for me."

The man froze for a moment, because Baishi obviously understood, and replied with a proverb of theirs. He looked at his partner behind him in surprise, but the others didn't seem to hear that sentence, and they were talking about other things.

Baishi quickly recovered his calm face, smiled, and raised his voice to call the others: "It seems that it can't be repaired, let's go back."

Everyone set off on their way home, only the man just now looked at Baishi vigilantly, and was very concerned about Baishi's maliciousness at that moment.

As he was walking, he suddenly felt Baishi approaching him, with his arms around his shoulders. Baishi was a little taller than him, and turned to look at him. The partners in front were still walking.

"It's like this. I discussed it with my friend just now, and he insisted on not letting me do anything. But let me explain it clearly. Outsiders like you, who trim gardens on other people's land and quarantine areas, in front of locals Pretend to be a nobleman, pretend to be a nobleman, command a man like a commanding dog should be drowned in piss and thrown in the river. But it doesn't matter, it's none of my business. You know where you messed with Me? Because you bent over when talking to him, you talk to him like talking to a mentally retarded, if he doesn't understand you, do you think he is an inferior person. "

The man wanted to turn his head, but Bai Shi's hand pinched his chin to make him look ahead, and almost pulled his shoulder up, leading him forward.He found that Baishi's strength was very strong, and his figure didn't match at all. He seemed to be restrained, and he was dragged forward like this.

"After tonight I'll know what your name is, where you live, who's in your house. When I get out of here, when I have to go, I'll go to your house, steal your money, and kill you , drowned you in urine." Baishi's tone remained unchanged, "Because you bent down to talk to him today."

The man's hands trembled. He couldn't judge whether the threat was real or not, but he had seen outlaws, and their tone was just like this. The tone was flat, but you could definitely hear the excitement, and there was a frivolous smile at the end of the sentence .

"It's also because I haven't done it for a long time."

It's so realistic.The man's legs gave way and he was about to fall down, he couldn't believe it at all.

But Baishi pulled him up and stood up straight, leaning against the tree, then left him and walked to the front, to stand next to the worried boy, and they all looked back.

His companions finally noticed his abnormality and asked him what was wrong.

He supported the tree and stood up, looking at everyone, everyone, including the person who threatened him just now, is personable, is a creature of civilization, with smooth hair, perfume of various tastes, and those dirty people on the other side of the embankment. Xi's people are fundamentally different, Baishi especially, he couldn't believe the threat just now anyway.

really……

I am just joking……

He kept pace with everyone and glanced at Shiraishi.