Bandit Shi Xianyu

Pei Cangyu woke up vaguely in the morning, and heard someone talking at the door. He stood up, slipped to the bedroom door and looked out, and saw Baishi standing with a professional woman in a suit and a fat man in a polo shirt. Talking in the middle of the house is not very loud.

The man saw Pei Cangyu first, smiled and waved at him, his voice suddenly became louder, and Baishi walked over: "Good morning."

Pei Cangyu replied innocently to the smiling man in spring, then turned to Baishi: "Who is it?"

Baishi looked down at Pei Cangyu's attire: "Come and change your clothes, we are guests."

When Pei Cangyu came out again, they were standing by the window, the woman was writing something with a pen and folder, and the man was talking all the time.

When Pei Cangyu walked in, Baishi introduced to him: "This is Jose, the person in charge elected by our community, who lives next to us."

Jose stretched out both hands and patted Pei Cangyu's shoulder vigorously, and said something quickly in his mouth. He is a South American, with deep and large facial features, and his small expression is also magnified. He frowned and looked regretful. , pulled Pei Cangyu's shoulder, pulled him to the side, left and right pressed his face, and kept talking about what I hadn't heard during the whole process.After he let go of Pei Cangyu, he continued to say that he moved a lot with his hands, gesticulating while talking, and twisted his left index finger and thumb together, making a gesture similar to "OK", but twisted out a pointed end, accompanied by The master's posture was shaky when he spoke.

Jose's final expression was similar to the long sound of "Oh~" that people make when they see a kitten learning to walk. He patted Pei Cangyu's shoulder again, looked up and said something, and ended his long speech .

Pei Cangyu looked at Baishi.

Bai Shi said, "He said he was very happy to meet you."

"..."

"And may God bless you."

Pei Cangyu: "..."

Shiraishi continued: "This is Miss Polly, our house renovation agency."

Polly reached out and shook his hand deftly, then pushed down his glasses.

Pei Cangyu suddenly realized: "Renovation? What kind of decoration?"

"A welcome party will be held and neighbors will be invited to attend."

Although Jose couldn't understand what they were talking about, he could infer the content from the atmosphere of the conversation. Now he quickly understood the situation, put his arms around Pei Cangyu's shoulders, said something enthusiastically, and looked at Baishi after speaking, waiting for him translate.

Baishi smiled politely and looked at Pei Cangyu: "He still said welcome, but I don't want to translate anymore, so you can just pretend that I have translated. He is an overly enthusiastic man."

"I can see that too." Pei Cangyu also smiled politely.

With a loud dog whistle, there was a barking of a dog in front of the door, and then a woman's voice.

As soon as Jose heard it, he said something and walked out, opened the door and shouted outside, Baishi listened for a while, then turned to tell Pei Cangyu: "His daughter was walking the dog and peed at our door."

Pei Cangyu also looked out of the window and saw two women, about 20 years old, one was wearing a suspenders and shorts, the other was wearing a tube top short skirt, and they were holding hands with their arms raised to shield them from the bright sun. A dog, and Jose seemed to be teaching them a lesson.

Pei Cangyu looked at Baishi: "Let them come in too, it's not good to stand."

So Shiraishi invited them in too.

They are sisters, the older sister is called Saitino, the younger is called Laces, one is 19 years old, and the other is about the same height as Pei Cangyu, although they are not as old as Pei Cangyu.

The few of them chatted together for a while, Shiraishi, Polly, and Jose were going to look at the rooms on the second and third floors, and Celtino and Laces were not interested in this, they would rather take it downstairs to tease them dog.

Pei Cangyu hesitated between going upstairs or staying downstairs, Baishi walked behind him, put his hands on his shoulders, bent down to his ear, and said softly, "Please take care of the guest."

Pei Cangyu felt itchy ears, shrunk her body, and turned to the side, just as Saitino turned around, saw them, and smiled ambiguously.

After they went upstairs, Pei Cangyu stood stupidly for a while before rushing to the kitchen to look for the kettle, but couldn't find it no matter what.

Someone stretched out an arm from behind him and took the glass. Pei Cangyu turned her head and saw Saitino's smiling face.

She walked around Pei Cangyu and pointed to the faucet, Pei Cangyu didn't know why, so she nodded, and Saitino took the water from the faucet and drank it, as if she was used to it.

Pei Cangyu faced her, a little at a loss.After a while, Laces also came in, took the cup from Celtino, and drank the water from the tap. Seeing Pei Cangyu keep looking at her, he thought that Pei Cangyu wanted to drink water, so he handed over the cup, and Pei Cangyu took it. , Looking at the orange lip print on the cup, I was even more at a loss.

He is not an introvert towards women, but he also feels oppressed at this time.

Cetinuo and Laces are like women in oil paintings, plump and soft, they are about the same height as Pei Cangyu, but they look a little stronger than Pei Cangyu.They were healthy and flamboyant, with round flesh on their tanned arms, and the hem of Celtino's shorts got caught in the flesh. She stretched out her hand, adjusted her position, and sat cross-legged on the ground with Laces.

They stretched their arms, smiled with white teeth, huddled together, they had bright green shorts, golden yellow blouses, pink highlights, silver skirts, bright lip gloss, sweaty, blown dry There are dried sweat marks on the shirt, they are full of vitality, like tall palm trees, looking like two summers.

He walked over and sat next to them, and put the beer and waffles on the ground. They looked at the beer, their eyes lit up, and they each took a bottle.

They tried to communicate with Pei Cangyu, but Pei Cangyu couldn't understand a word, so they laughed to themselves first.Later, the three of them started gesticulating and expressing that Pei Cangyu understood part of it miraculously. Saitino dipped his beer and wrote his name on the ground. Pei Cangyu learned to write his name in a decent manner. Tried to trace it again, but couldn't turn the strokes no matter what, gave up after a while, and the three of them had a toast.

When Saitino opened the second bottle of wine, he pointed at Pei Cangyu with his finger, then pointed upstairs, compared two villains, and then poked twice, asking about the relationship between Pei Cangyu and Baishi.

Pei Cangyu shook his head, Satino asked him with "Are you sure" eyes, Pei Cangyu nodded vigorously: "Friend...ah no, friend is not quite right, anyway..."

After getting the answer, Celestino looked at Laces and winked his eyes. Laces laughed and lowered his head. Celtinuo pointed to Pei Cangyu and Laces and drew a heart shape.

Pei Cangyu froze for a moment, it would be bad if she shook her head now.

He paused, turned to look at Laces, the girl's face turned red from drinking, she bit her orange lips and let go, her plump lips flicked, she blinked her eyes, her thick lips Eyelashes cast a shadow.

Pei Cangyu suddenly felt his throat dry.

Celtino was slapping the floor and booing, and the dog barked. Laces gave her a reproachful look, then lowered his eyes, and looked at Pei Cangyu. Pei Cangyu thought, now I have to kiss her.

Don't know why, maybe because of the atmosphere.

In fact, he only moved a little bit, the rest of the distance was Laces approaching, she pressed against Pei Cangyu's lips, Pei Cangyu felt the soft mouth, Laces' eyelashes swept across his face, he thought for no reason, Shiraishi's eyelashes are also very long.

They kissed briefly, then backed away, Lacesto looked at him with his chin down, Pei Cangyu was stunned for a while, took a sip of wine, Laces looked at Celtino, and shook his head regretfully.

So the summer heat wave came to an abrupt end.

But this does not affect the sister's goodwill towards him.They continued gesticulating and chatting, and Laces even ran home to get a magazine, because there were pictures of TV and some people who looked like celebrities in the magazine, Pei Cangyu guessed that this was a magazine introducing TV programs.Zentino stood up and gestured, "If you have a big TV in the future..."

Pei Cangyu nodded repeatedly, pointed to the national flag on the cover, and drew question marks on the ground.

Russes laughed, turned to the map on the last page, and pointed him out.

At this moment, the voice from upstairs moved downwards, Pei Cangyu quickly put away the magazine, threw it under the sofa, and asked Laces to borrow him for a while, Laces nodded with a smile.

It seems that Shiraishi and the others have finished talking.

When seeing off, Saitino and Laces bid farewell to Pei Cangyu at the door, each kissing one of his cheeks, José helplessly spread his shoulders towards Baishi, but Baishi didn't say anything.

After closing the door, Baishi turned around and went to the kitchen. Pei Cangyu stood there for a while, a little embarrassed, and then followed: "The two sisters are quite cheerful."

"Really." Baishi answered in a normal manner, "Can you guys chat?"

"I can't talk. It's just gestures." Pei Cangyu leaned on the dining table and watched Baishi make sandwiches.

"Then did you gesture for help?" Bai Shitou asked in a normal tone without replying.

Pei Cangyu was stunned for a moment, he spent a few seconds to judge whether Baishi was angry, after all he couldn't see it, and then thought about meddling in my ass.

Then he shook his head and left, planning to just go out like this, and then call them to the police. Damn, why didn't he call the police just now, I really don't know what he was thinking, it must be Stockholm.

Pei Cangyu became more and more annoyed as he walked, and pulled the door abruptly, but did not open it.

Pull it again, it still doesn't open.

No, Baishi is locked?When did you get on?

He looked back at Shiraishi, who was sitting on a high stool drinking milk, and took out a remote control from his coat pocket.

Pei Cangyu touched the door and found that it had been modified.He ran to the window again, touched the edge of the window carefully, and as expected, he also felt a bulge.

He turned to look at Baishi: "Did you pretend this is a prison?"

Baishi drank the milk slowly: "You can think of it that way."

Pei Cangyu stared at Baishi, confirming once again that this person is a kidnapper.

And because I had the opportunity to ask for help just now, I feel extremely regretful that I didn't ask for help. I don't know why I am obsessed with ghosts. It's because Shiraishi said "decoration" as if this place is a home, but no matter how I think about it, this place is still a prison.

Pei Cangyu stared at Baishi angrily, Baishi finished drinking the milk, wiped his mouth, and walked over, in Pei Cangyu's eyes, finally sighed in defeat: "There are robbers here recently, everyone should be careful. "

Pei Cangyu said calmly: "There have been robbers recently, have you remodeled recently?"

Shiraishi didn't speak, but turned his eyes away.

Pei Cangyu gritted her teeth: "I do react slowly, but it doesn't mean I'm stupid."

Bai Shi pursed his lips, and said, "That's not what I meant."

"What do you mean, are these two things related?"

Bai Shi looked at him, feeling a bit weak: "No, I'm just looking for a topic."

"..."

Pei Cangyu ignored him and went to warm biscuits for himself. He turned his back to Baishi and didn't move for a long time. He only glanced at Baishi when he was picking up the plate. Baishi was still standing there, looking at Baishi with the eyes of an abandoned dog. he.

There are roughly two types of abandoned dogs that Pei Cangyu has seen. One kind has shining eyes, which I feel pity for, while the other kind is much darker and full of self-deprecation.Shiraishi's is the latter.Pei Cangyu didn't know if he felt more pitiful for him, or if he was afraid that he would do something more terrible after giving up on himself, anyway, he couldn't let him go.

Pei Cangyu turned to look at him, and asked ferociously, "Do you want to eat?"

Shiraishi quickly transitioned to the first type. Although he maintained an elegant and calm pace, it seemed that he was wagging his tail no matter what.

Baishi only ate one piece, and Pei Cangyu stuffed the rest into his mouth. He was very hungry today.

"Let's go to the market." Baishi looked at him.

"Go for what?"

"Buy something." Baishi looked around the house, "Set it up."

Pei Cangyu swallowed what was in her mouth, and muttered: "I can't finish playing house."

Baishi didn't seem to hear it, and continued, "It's like a home."

Pei Cangyu looked at him, Baishi's eyes were shining brightly, the last time he was looking forward to this, he broke Pei Cangyu's leg.

Pei Cangyu shuddered.