Imperial dumpling
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This guy came to the game dragging his fat to look for abuse.
Listen, this haughty tone, look, this rolls his eyes as if he is about to faint, tsk, this guy is definitely a supporting role villain, Xiao Tuan feels pity, how much he wants to say Brother Xu, If you go on like this, sooner or later you'll be beaten up and you'll be rewarded sooner or later, but secretly squeezed your own white flesh, and then looked at the other's obviously swollen muscles, and you were discouraged.It's better to wait a little bit, it's not worthwhile to give the cannon fodder before the other party's cannon fodder.
Fatty Xiao Tuan rolled his eyes and smiled brightly, "Hey, isn't this Brother Xu? You've gotten fat after not seeing each other for so long. Xiaosheng did come here for a run, the most important thing is to participate."
Xu Hengtian's face froze, fat?I exercise seven or eight hours a day, that's all muscle!Do you understand muscles!A fat man dares to say that I am fat, I am a bodybuilder!Xu Hengtian felt that the fat man was becoming more and more unpleasant with a dark face.
Xiao Tuan snickered when he saw the other party's ugly face. Xu Hengtian was the best at saving face, and he also paid special attention to his image. He used hairspray all day long to make his hair look like a biochemical weapon. Just poke his weakness. It works better than anything else. The other party is sure. Annoyed and turned into anger, he shook his sleeves and left.
Sure enough, Xu Hengtian snorted coldly, not wanting to talk to this mortal with no eyes, "See you on the field!"
When the person was far away, Xiao Tuan couldn't help but burst out laughing, and suddenly felt that this person was no different from a bear child, as if he hadn't been sensible yet, so excited by this thought, Xiao Tuan snickered for a while before finally Clean up your facial expressions and put on a cool look to continue warming up, but after being so delayed, the preliminaries are about to begin.
The 3000-meter race is divided into three stages. The first day is the preliminaries, the third day is the rematch, and the fifth day is the final.In other words, if Xiao Tuan entered the finals, he would have to run three games.A total of 56 people signed up for the competition. During the preliminaries, they were randomly divided into eight groups, with seven people in each group. The top three in each group in the preliminaries could enter the semi-finals. The semi-finals were divided into six groups, and No.1 in each group entered the final.
In fact, this game also depends on your luck. If the opponent randomly assigned is weaker, the chance of winning will naturally be higher.Xiao Tuan happened to be assigned to the first group in the preliminaries, that is to say, it was his turn in the first game.
Xiao Tuan flicked his neck from side to side, kicked his legs up and down, and his aura rose up after the tossing.Today he is wearing a bright red sports suit, which is as red as a small apple and very eye-catching.He skillfully pulled out a red cloth strip from his pocket and shook it, and then tied it flexibly on his forehead with his fingers. He has been exercising hard this month and looks quite stylish.
Honghonghong, a good start, the preliminaries are considered a bird, and I must enter the finals!Xiao Tuan, who is covered in red, still has great ambitions.
At the same time, a group of strange creatures claiming to be the "Xiao Tuan Cheerleaders" appeared at the 3000-meter preliminaries and shouted loudly: "Get ready!" The rest of the cheerleaders instantly stood upright with solemn faces waist.There was another shout: "Start!" Then the shocking slogan spread throughout the arena in an instant!
"Don't be afraid of obesity, running is the best!"
"Xiao Tuan Xiao Tuan, the first battle group!"
Xiao Tuan: "..."
The loud voice passed through the loudspeaker and the momentum became even louder: "Team Xiaotuan, let's do it again!"
"Don't be afraid of obesity, running is the best!"
"Xiao Tuan Xiao Tuan, the first battle group!"
Xiao Tuan: "..." The friends were all shocked.
The author has something to say: the computer is broken, the author is very inspirational to use the mobile phone to code _(:_」∠)_ I feel that I can’t complete this week’s task without two Xuanmai chewing gum (bye bye manually
Continue to thank the little angels who made up the points.Love you all╭(╯ε╰)╮
☆、Athletics meeting ([-])
There are more than a dozen girls standing in front of Xiao Tuan. The clothes are generally in the forest style, but the color of the clothes is more colorful than the ordinary forest style. The clothes of the dozen girls have all kinds of colors, which are very bright and eye-catching at first glance.Some of the girls wore hats slanted, some wore ripped trousers, and some wore very foresty, small and fresh clothes, and there were all kinds of styles.The makeup is also very delicate, heavy makeup looks gorgeous, light makeup looks clear, and many girls with curly hair look cute and cute like dolls, but they are just heavyweight dolls.
The girls of "Xiao Tuan Team" are all heavyweights with unique styles, yes, they are literally heavyweights.More than a dozen girls are all round and round, with plump-breast-fat-buttocks, and they belong to the heavyweights who have to shake the face three times if they stomp the earth.The chubby girls with their personalities are very well-mannered, one person can occupy the seats of two audiences, and they are stunned by the crowd of cheerleaders on the scene.It was so loud that people didn't want to know it, and it was worthy of the ecstasy figure. The voices of the girls were beyond words. They were more powerful than any radio speakers, and the sound amplification effect couldn't be better.With tears in his eyes, Xiao Tuan saw his name turned into substance and floated above University A.
The cheerleader is even super heavy, with big arms and round waists, not to mention the clothes are also the most colorful. At first glance, I thought it was a Transformers fit.
At this time, the cheerleader rushed to Xiao Tuan with a beautiful and bright smile like spring flowers blooming everywhere, "Xiao Tuan, come on! Our beautiful weight loss team supports you!" When he made his fists, the white flesh on the thick arms of the two bowl mouths trembled like rolling Like the waves.
Xiao Tuan: "..."
The cheerleader turned around, shook his flesh and picked up the loudspeaker, and the volume was instantly comparable to ultrasonic waves: "Sisters of the beautiful weight loss group, do it again!"
"Don't be afraid of obesity, running is the best!!!"
"Xiao Tuan Xiao Tuan, the first battle group!!!"
"Ah, Xiao Tuan, come on!!!"
Xiao Tuan: "..."
I don't know when, Baimian and Hongtiao suddenly appeared beside Xiao Tuan like ghosts, Baimian sighed and patted Xiao Tuan's shoulder, "The beauty is not shallow." Hongtiao looked at the dozen girls and swallowed Drooling, "I really learned a lot..."
Really learned a lot... Xiao Tuan felt the same way with tears streaming down his face.
Disturbed in the wind for a while, Xiao Tuan thanked a dozen or so girls with a smile on his face. His attitude was friendly and amiable. During the period, the girls laughed so hard that they couldn't help trembling. A large piece of white waves rose and fell one after another. is spectacular.
After the exchange of thanks, Xiao Tuan turned back and walked back to the original place. Bai Mian opened his mouth halfway, but Xiao Tuan stopped the conversation. Forget it. quiet……"
Bai Mian: "..." Who is Jing Jing?
Xiao Tuan wiped his face hard, and tried the celebrity treatment anyway, no, the girls are also kind, but it would be great to change to a few thin and weak soft girls next time, Xiao Tuan cried like a dog.
One month of intensive training is still very effective. Except that the previous week was not used to running very tiringly, Xiao Tuan ran relatively smoothly in the next 20 days, from running 3000 meters to finishing running After 3000 meters, you can run one more lap, and then slowly run a few more laps. The progress is obvious.As his physical fitness improved day by day, Xiao Tuan also ran a lot more easily. Later, he was able to run 3000 meters with ease, and his speed was much faster than at the beginning.For this game, unless the character is so poor that all the players he meets are all amazing players, otherwise, Xiao Tuan is still very sure of consciously advancing.
Xiao Tuan's luck was also good. In this preliminaries group, there was only one student with special sports skills, and there were few other strong competitors.
With one order, the game begins!
The 3000-meter run is still relatively long. Xiao Tuan didn't rush to run first, but because he couldn't figure out the strength of other runners, Xiao Tuan thought about it and ran steadily at a faster speed than usual.The preliminaries were still easy. Later, Xiao Tuan saw that he was firmly in second place, and No.3 was still far away from him, so he relaxed a little, and adjusted his breathing at the usual running frequency.Just finish the top three and make it to the semi-finals. Let's save more energy for the next game.
The onlookers soon realized that the conspicuous red fat man seemed to have good strength, and he ran really fast, talking in a low voice.And some "informed" people look down on the masses, hmph, no knowledge, running for love must have a lot of strength, I haven't seen him with a relaxed face and probably hasn't shown his full strength?
"Xiao Tuan, come on!"
"Xiao Tuan, come on!!"
"Xiao Tuan, hurry up!!"
As we got closer to the finish line, the cheers of the crowd became more and more enthusiastic.
"Emma," Baimian was shocked, "Xiao Tuan is fine, he looks very relaxed, and he probably hasn't tried his best yet. I really don't know that he is good at sports."
Red Tiao put one arm on Baimian's shoulder, raised his head and took a sip of pulse, sighed, "Tsk tsk, I'm almost moved by him."
Baimian pushed his glasses and turned his head, "It's true that you said he lost weight to chase his sweetheart." Hongtiao sighed sadly when he heard that, "It's not easy for this baby, so it's true, you haven't seen him like that?" It's desperate." Bai Mian turned to look at Xiao Tuan, and nodded decisively, "It makes sense, to be so desperate, that secret love must be shocking and hard-working!"
The corner of Hongtiao's mouth twitched: "You are really good at learning idioms..."
Baimian immediately said cheerfully, "You also think that I have a high level of Chinese attainment? I have been reading idiom dictionaries and [-] poems of Tang and Song Dynasties recently to receive cultural influence." He took out a dictionary from his backpack, "You remind me Me, in order to maintain my culture at all times, I have to keep the dictionary in my hand all the time so that the breath of the dictionary surrounds me. Alas, educated people often spend money on buying books. This Oxford dictionary is so expensive. "
Hongtiao took the white-faced idiom dictionary, glanced at it, and paused, "How much is a book?"
Bai Mian felt a sudden pain in his heart, "It's nine yuan a book!"
Red bar: "..." Pointing to one of the words on the cover, he asked, "What does this read?"
Baimian leaned closer to Toto's spectacle frame and studied it for a while, then despised the red stripe and said, "Jin, Oxford. Are you illiterate?"
Hongtiao looked down at the word Jin that was obviously lacking three points of water, patted Baimian on the shoulder and sighed: "I finally know why your idiom skills are so shocking..."
flour:"???"
On the other hand, Xiao Tuan has already entered the semi-finals.With the exhaustion of other people's physical strength in the final stage, the speed slowed down, but Xiao Tuan increased his speed in one go, and did not compete with No. 1 for the limelight. Xiao Tuan easily grabbed No. 2.Seeing Hongtiao and Baimian waving their hands to congratulate him, Xiao Tuan grinned and compared a pair of scissors.
As a result, the first battle was won.
Xiao Tuan panted and took a sip of his sports drink, and scanned the audience a few times, but did not see Huang Rao.He seems to be busy today...
In the audience, the cheerleaders of the Beautiful Weight Loss Group cheered loudly. Xiao Tuan was taken aback suddenly, and poured his drink all over his face. After a while, he laughed too.
The whole day, Xiao Tuan didn't see Rao Huang, muttered a few words and didn't go anywhere to play, consciously stayed in Rao Royal to accompany the children.
One day off, the rematch begins.The rematch was much more difficult than Xiao Tuan had imagined, and the players were obviously stronger than those in the preliminaries.In the rematch, Xiao Tuan drew lots to the sixth group, which is the last group. He stood there and watched the other groups' matches for a long time, and found that although everyone's strength was uneven, except for a few who were obviously unable to do what they wanted, everyone else was pretty good.
Xiao Tuan saw Xu Hengtian in it.Objectively speaking, Xu Hengtian's strength is very good. Compared with the strength of others, Xu Hengtian is obviously much higher, and it is no surprise that he won No.1 and entered the final. If Xiao Tuan advances, he will meet him in the final.
Xiao Tuan was very lucky, and thanks to his hard work that month, Xiao Tuan was in good shape in the rematch, and after a little effort, he finally won No.1.Xu Hengtian was surprised to see that Xiao Tuan had entered the semi-finals and won No.1. He looked at Xiao Tuan less mockingly, and for the first time, he nodded his head when he met Xiao Tuan's eyes as a greeting.
On this day of the game, Rao Huang still did not show up.
Rao Huang passed by the kitchen when he came home, and saw Xiao Tuan was chopping vegetables extremely excitedly, it seemed that the one who raised the knife and landed "bang bang bang" was not cutting vegetables but meat, touching his chin, this fat kid lost a lot of weight Hand strength has seen an increase.Smiling, Rao Huang walked into the kitchen, put his arms around Xiao Tuan's neck, "I heard that you entered the finals, congratulations."
With a dark face, Xiao Tuan raised the kitchen knife and stopped in front of Emperor Rao.
Emperor Rao: "..."
With vegetable crumbs in his hands and a kitchen knife in one hand, Xiao Tuan didn't pull Rao Huang's arm away, but said in a serious tone, "The kitchen is an important place, so don't disturb the idlers."
Rao Huang found it strange that this little devil was usually a master of acting, but today he showed his true colors, he seemed in a bad mood.Rao Huang was in a good mood and wrapped Xiao Tuan's neck around him. When he lowered his head and got closer, he could smell the milky smell on Xiao Tuan's body, "It's fine if there are two brats in the family, why do you smell like milk? Well, you too Haven’t you weaned yet, next time I’ll bring you a box too?”
Xiao Tuan: "..."
Seeing Xiao Tuan's tendency to pick up the kitchen knife again, Rao Huang couldn't stop laughing, Xiao Tuan turned his head away, Rao Huang was too close, his breath was in his ears, and his neck was itchy from breathing.Xiao Tuan's ears are red, can it be said that he really likes to drink milk...
Rao Huang found that Xiao Tuan's skin is very good, white and tender like a little girl, his face has lost a lot of weight, and now he looks more like a fat baby.It's quite cute, Rao Huang smiled.
"I'll be there in the final to cheer you on." Loosing his neck, Rao Huang stood straight and turned around and said slowly, "I'm hungry, Xiaotuanzi, let's serve the food."
Just know how to eat, eat, eat, who cares about your refueling.Xiao Tuan complained silently with red ears, but the speed of cutting vegetables was much faster and the force was lighter.
☆、Athletics Club ([-])
The day of the final was Sunday. When Qi Zi heard that Xiao Tuan was going to participate in the running final, he was so excited that he wanted to go to the scene to watch it, but was rejected by Rao Huang.Rao Qizi was suddenly listless, and he couldn't stop looking at Xiao Tuan while eating, and looked at Rao Huang from time to time, his pleading eyes really made those who saw him cry.Xiao Tuan looked funny and deliberately teased the children, his face was as serious as that of the head teacher, and Rao Qizi became even more listless.
Rao Huang seemed completely unaware of the kid's fiery eyes, and ate calmly with a wicked smile on his face.
Rao Qitai also wanted to go to see it, but he was not as interested as the little one, but because he hurt his brother, he followed the meaning of praying for his son and made a serious face, trying to plead with Emperor Rao, but it was a pity that little facial paralysis no matter how much he begged, it was useless Rao Huang only knew that Rao Qitai was staring at him expressionlessly.
Xiao Tuan teased for a while, and Rao Qizi felt that he should act like an adult, so he just went to watch a game. He didn’t know why the tyrant refused to let him. Seeing how pitiful the child was, it seemed a bit inexplicable to speak rashly?Xiao Tuan thought for a while, and imitated the children's staring at Rao Huang, his eyes were full of concrete words of "you agree".
So the meal scene turned into a large group and a small group staring straight at Rao Huang without thinking about eating and drinking. Three pairs of six eyes blinked like laser beams, making Rao Huang laugh directly.
Seeing Xiao Tuan's small eyes, Huang Rao felt that the more familiar he was, the more he felt that Xiao Tuan was like a child.
Putting down the chopsticks, Rao Huang sighed: "The Xiaotuanzi competition is at around two o'clock in the afternoon, and the sun is too strong at that time, and Qitai will still be successful. Qizi, your body can't bear it."
After hearing this, Qizi bent his mouth downward, obviously unhappy, but he didn't say anything, didn't cry, and dragged out a long voice: "Oh——"
Xiao Tuan thought it was fun, so he also bent his mouth downward and made a long sound: "Oh——"
Emperor Rao: "..."
Rao Qizi was happy, but now he felt that he should make a sad expression, so he made a serious expression again.Rao Qizi thought about it and sang sadly.
"Think about it, think about it, think about it, want to be with you~"
Emperor Rao: "..."
Xiao Tuan immediately continued: "Travel all over thousands of rivers and mountains, all over the world~"
Emperor Rao: "..."
After singing, Xiao Tuan couldn't hold back his laughter, and Rao Huang held his forehead and smiled: "It's alright, alright, I'll take you there that day. It's like I'm preventing you from lingering to the end of the world."
"Wow!" Rao Qizi was so happy that he jumped up, standing on the chair and threw himself into Xiao Tuan's arms, "Xiao Tuanzi, we can be together!"
Xiao Tuan firmly caught the little arm of the child and was overjoyed, "Be careful."
Rao Qitai's eyes softened, "Thank you brother."
Rao Huang shook his head and smiled.
It wasn't until 10 minutes before the final that Xiao Tuan felt that he had miscalculated.
Shit, how about No. 1 in the countdown?Don't you want to trample on your face in front of the two children?
It's not that Xiao Tuan destroyed his prestige, not to mention all of the finalists are super flying fighters, but at least they are fighters among ordinary people.Xiao Tuan, who has been cramming for only a month, can't compare with someone who trains all year round.
It's over, and I will lose face if I accidentally lose face.
The hopeless Xiao Tuan no longer expects to get No.1 easily, as long as he gets the top three, he will create a miracle and complete his merits.As for the fact that you have to write a paper without winning a championship, it is nothing compared to being ashamed in front of children.
So Xiao Tuan became nervous, much more nervous than the previous game, and because of this tension, he was always doing warm-up exercises that burned his life in an attempt to divert his attention.
Damn, the tyrant is also watching...
Thinking of this Xiao Tuan instantly doubled his frequency of standing up and squatting like a jumping grasshopper.
Xiao Tuan, who was less excited, stood up straight after a while, baring his teeth, and Emma's leg was numb as if she had been boiled.
The game was about to start, and Xiao Tuan was not in a nervous mood anymore. He hummed his luck for a few minutes, took out a golden cloth strip and tied it on his head, and was ready to go to the battlefield.Xiao Tuan's outfit today is as golden as gold, and this look looks very similar to yellow corn.
Finding Huang Rao was not difficult at all. A glance in the crowd showed that the protruding head was probably Huang Rao's.Rao Huang's lips raised slightly when they met his eyes, no matter how you look at it, he doesn't look like a good person.Xiao Tuan clicked his tongue, thinking why he didn't see the two children, and saw a head popping out from the front row suddenly, his eyes were so bright, the child pulled a person back before he could meet Xiao Tuan's eyes, Pray too.The little facial paralysis is quite cool, the clothes are a little messed up and still looks cool as a pose, when he saw Xiao Tuan, his eyes lit up, but he restrained himself and only nodded slightly.
Then Rao Qizi's immature voice spread like Xiao Huangqi: "Come on, Xiaotuanzi! I love you!"
Xiao Tuan laughed, and shouted back: "I love you, little chess piece!"
Rao Qitai's mouth twitched, and he always felt that Brother Xiao's mental age was estimated to be six years old.
The game starts soon.
The contestants in the final race were not slow from the beginning, which was incomparable to the feeling of the preliminaries. Xiao Tuan also used all his strength to try his best to adjust his breathing rhythm.
I don't know if we should talk about fate, Xiao Tuan and Xu Hengtian are adjacent to each other.However, because Xiao Tuan is on the second runway and Xu Hengtian is third, Xu Hengtian is ahead of Xiao Tuan.After turning two corners, the distance has narrowed somewhat.Xiao Tuan didn't dare to relax, so he ran forward with his head covered. The wind was blowing and the sportswear was full, bulging and making noise.
Xiao Tuan would always take a look at every corner near Raohuang and the others, and the closer the children were, the clearer the sound of cheering would be.
Qi Zi's voice was almost as shrill as that of a dolphin.Xiao Tuan smiled, it was strange that he could still hear Brother Cool cheering when he was very close.
The final was obviously not as easy as the preliminaries and semi-finals. I felt very tired after running two-thirds of the distance. It may be related to the fast pace and accelerated breathing rate. I am really tired...
Xiao Tuan panted, but his eyes became brighter.Although I always feel that it is unscientific to win the championship, it is not bad to fight for the top three.I ran away, and I didn't have the nerve to lose without trying my best.
The further back, the heavier the footsteps, and when the last lap was left, there were still four people in front of Xiao Tuan, damn it, fight!
Human beings are the most ordinary and miraculous creatures. They tend to become mediocre in good times, but they burst out with unprecedented potential when they are under pressure.The harder you work hard, the more extraordinary potential you can squeeze out.
In the last 400 meters, the audience saw a miracle belonging to Xiao Tuan, the fat man of gold.
Everyone saw that the conspicuous fat man suddenly exerted force in the last lap, as if turning on a motor, his legs seemed to be running on four wheels, the speed was so fast that he was about to fly, it seemed that sparks could be wiped out by rubbing against the floor .
Slowly, one person was passed, and after a while, another person was passed. By the time of the first corner, Xiao Tuan had already passed the three people in front.
This sudden burst of speed made the auditorium stunned. The cheers of the members of the beautiful weight loss group almost shattered the ground, and even shattered the composure of the crowd, and the rest of the audience also became excited and shouted together Hurry up and rush.The eyes of the two children were so excited that even Rao Qitai couldn't hold back and let out a loud cry.The entire auditorium was full of voices as if they were taking drugs, and Rao Huang wondered if they would have to take a few golden voices collectively when they went back.
Xiao Tuan didn't pay attention to the sound of cheering. He kept his eyes on No.1's back, and didn't even blink when the sweat dripped into his eyes. No.1 is Xu Hengtian.
At this time, Xiao Tuan's throat was sore from the wind, it was hot as if cut by a knife, and his breathing could bring out the pain, it was so fucking... Xiao Tuan was breathing very fast, his throat hurt too much, and his legs were sore and swollen Too bad, it's too heavy like pouring lead.Running 3000 meters is really not what a fat man should do!Especially the 3000-meter run in the final!Damn it!
The last 200 meters!
You have to hold on to life and death!The big deal is to sleep for three days and three nights after running!
Xiao Tuan's blood boiled instantly.
The enthusiasm of the crowd was ignited, and the shouts became higher and higher. Qizi's voice was almost hoarse but he kept shouting, and the little face was so excited that he could see the sweat on the tip of his nose.
Rao Huang's mood was also a little excited, and he was indeed shocked when he saw Xiao Tuan.This explosiveness is really good.
Unexpectedly, he actually did this.
Rao Huang smiled, and borrowed a radio from the cheerleaders next to him, and when Xiao Tuan ran close, he shouted "Come on, Xiao Tuan"
When Xiao Tuan heard it, the corner of his mouth raised.
The last 50 meters!
Xiao Tuan ran until his eyes turned green, he pursed his lips tightly and fancied that he was a walking robot, and his legs were not sore!What is the throat!Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
"Xiao Tuan, hurry up!!!" Hong Tiao and Bai Mian were also so excited that their veins were bulging and they wanted to go up and kick Xiao Tuan down to run for him, just a short distance away from No.1!Hurry up!
Xiao Tuan's eyes were darkened, he gritted his teeth and rushed straight up, he only knew that he had crossed the red line, Xu Hengtian was also beside him, and he didn't know who crossed first...
The cheers of the audience made Xiao Tuan feel dizzy for a while. After crossing the red line, his footsteps unconsciously slowed down. Looking at Xu Hengtian's figure, he seemed to have a double image.
His legs and feet were weak, his eyes were dark, and he staggered, Xiao Tuan instinctively grabbed the things around him, so the crowd saw the fat man...
He took off Xu Hengtian's pants.
the masses:"……"
the masses:"!!!"
The author has something to say: I am the author of the last chapter.Mummy Wu went to the military training, and the update is said to be unstable, because the military training is exhausting and there is no time and mood to code words.The update will resume after the military training is completed, and it will be updated irregularly during the period.
I worked hard, there should be an update tomorrow!I will try my best!Thank you for your support!
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The entire auditorium collapsed from laughter.
"Oh fuck, it's so funny hahaha."
"Hahahaha, no, let me laugh for a while."
"Haha, the only thing I care about is that buddy's underwear is red..."
"Pfft, this fat man is too funny."
Xiao Tuan felt that he was tragic.
Xiao Tuan, who came back to his senses, widened his eyes when he realized what he had done, and immediately let go of the pants he was holding, his eyes were no longer dark, he swallowed and slowly raised his head to look at Xu Hengtian.
"Hehehe buddy, what, look, I didn't mean to hehehe so that, forgive me?" Xiao Tuan grinned a few times.
Xu Hengtian gave a fuck and hurriedly pulled up his pants to preserve his virginity, his face was black and red with embarrassment.
Xu Hengtian: "You you you you..."
Xiao Tuan: "I, I, I, I'm sorry!"
Xu Hengtian: "You you you you..."
Xiao Tuan: "Me, me, me!!"
Xu Hengtian: "You you you..."
Xiao Tuan: "You, your butt is pretty bouncy... No, your butt is pretty, don't worry!"
Xu Hengtian: "..."
Xu Hengtian yelled at Xiao Tuan for a long time, but he didn't know why.Xiao Tuan apologized throughout the whole process, scratching his head and bowing his waist, until Xu Hengtian didn't know what to say.In the end, you are just ashamed and indignant and let it go.
Xiao Tuan heaved a sigh of relief, he couldn't tell that Xu Hengtian was easy to talk to, so he thought he would punch him directly.
Seeing the person dragging his pants and hurried away, Xiao Tuan also sat down and took a breath.Shit, Xiao Tuan found that his legs were so sore and swollen that they were about to explode in the next second. It really was overloaded.I really worked hard myself.
So did he win the championship or Xu Hengtian?
After thinking about it for a while, forget it, Xiao Tuan didn't bother to think about it, as long as he doesn't embarrass himself.
Xiao Tuan was dripping with sweat and his face was flushed from running. He picked up a bottle of mineral water and poured it down.Squeeze the empty bottle and put it aside, and when you look up, you can see red stripes and white noodles approaching.
The place where the red bar and white face watched the game was near the finish line, so they walked over quickly, and the two of them burst into laughter.
"Hahaha Master Xiao, your trouser-snapping maniac kung fu is very good. You must have the ninth level, right?" Hong Tiao couldn't help laughing when he thought of Xiao Tuan's scene of Xu Hengtian's trousers being stripped.
Bai Mian Tui Tui's glasses also grinned widely, laughing so hard that tears came out, "Don't tell me, everyone has to give way to our Master Xiao when we go out after practicing this trick. If you don't give way, you will take off your pants!"
Hong Tiao kept laughing again, "You can't take off people's pants even if you run a champion!"
Xiao Tuan's eyes lit up when he heard the champion!champion! ! !Hold!Really champion! ! !
After being excited for a long time, they heard what Hongtiao and the others said unconsciously rolled their eyes. After a few seconds of seriousness, they couldn't help but laugh, and suddenly several people laughed together.
What a joy.
"Xiaotuanzi, you are so good!" Rao Qizi's excited voice came from not far away, "Swish, swish, you surpassed them! It's so amazing!"
Xiao Tuan turned his head to look for the source of the sound, and saw Rao Qitai coming over holding the child's hand, the little boy's eyes sparkling.
"Brother Xiao, congratulations." Rao Qitai nodded with a cool face, thought for a while and gave a thumbs up.
Xiao Tuan smiled.Rao Qizi wanted to rush over when he got excited, but Xiao Tuan hurriedly blocked him: "Don't, don't, don't, brother Xiao, I'm sweating all over, don't smoke you." Qizi came to a sudden stop.Xiao Tuan paused and looked around: "Well, where's your dad?"
Hong Tiao and Bai Fian looked at each other, who are these two children?Return your father?
"Dad? Dad is here!" Rao Qizi turned his head, "Hey, where is Dad? There!"
While talking, I saw Rao Huang coming with something in his hand, and saw Xiao Tuan smiling, "Congratulations."
Red bar: "!!!"
Xiao Tuan grinned with his big white teeth bared, and froze when he saw the thing in Rao Huang's hand, "This..."
Rao Huang looked down and smiled, "I went to the lounge to bring your things over for you. There are too many people, so you don't need to squeeze."
"Father, don't you think Xiaotuanzi is very good! It's so cool!" Rao Qizi still couldn't suppress his excitement, jumping up and down as if he was the one who won the championship.
Xiao Tuan scratched his head and thanked him with embarrassment for taking the clothes and pants from Rao Huang's hand.Tsk, this tyrant suddenly became a good person, it's really overwhelming.
The red bar beside him has already petrified, and the lightning flashes and thunder rumbles in his heart.
Fuck!What did he hear? !That child is called the emperor's father!Fuck!The emperor has a baby!There is such a big child at such a young age!No... that's not the point, this, this, this... The emperor has children, so what should Xiao Tuan do! ! !
Seeing Xiao Tuan shyly scratching his head and taking the things, Hongtiao felt extremely sad.By the way, looking at the situation, Xiao Tuan is obviously very familiar with the emperor's children, and may often go to find out the situation. Although the general policy is to get familiar with each other first, but he doesn't even let the children go... Unexpectedly, the love is so deep that she doesn't want to let go even though she knows that the other party is a married man!No wonder I didn't dare to go soaking. It turned out that there was another reason because I didn't want to be a mistress...
Baimian looked at Xiao Tuan's weird expression from the side inexplicably, and also looked at Hongtiao's expression of being scared to pee by lightning.
What are you doing? !Why does Lao Tzu feel different from a novel!
Xiao Tuan stood up and wanted to change clothes, but his legs gave way and he almost fell.Shit, my leg is so sore that it's about to be scrapped, Xiao Tuan gritted his teeth in pain, he seems to have sprained his foot.After thinking about it, Xiao Tuan began to jump out on one foot.
Emperor Rao: "..."
Rao Huang shook his head and smiled, stepped forward and took Xiao Tuan's arm over his shoulder, "Let's go, champion."
Xiao Tuan glanced at him sideways, "I don't think Cao Min is sweating all over."
When Rao Huang lifted Xiao Tuan's arm up, he suddenly laughed, "I'd better carry you on my back, your hands will hurt due to the difference in height."
Xiao Tuan saw that his arm had been raised a lot before reaching Rao Huang's shoulder, and his face twisted quickly. This posture...was really uncomfortable.Seeing Huang Rao bent down as if condescending to match his height, I really wanted to bite his neck off!Damn, it's impossible to communicate well with this height, you have to hate to the end!
"Red Tiao, Bai Mian, you guys..." Xiao Tuan turned his head and wanted to ask his roommate to help him, but just as he turned around, he saw Hong Tiao running towards Bai Mian, "Well, I have something to do with Bai Mian, you guys talk!" Suddenly, he ran so fast that he almost disappeared in the blink of an eye.The white noodles were pulled halfway and lost their balance and fell like a dog, and the red strip dragged the white noodles out.
A good roommate must have morals: You must not be a light bulb at this time!
Xiao Tuan: "..." At this speed, the 100-meter champion is guaranteed.
So Xiao Tuan and Rao Huang were left staring blankly.
"Come up," Rao Huang said, squatting down, his cheeks turned sideways were deep and clear, and his lips were lightly raised, "Do you still want to be hugged by my princess?"
Xiao Tuan secretly pondered the possibility of strangling Rao Huang to death on the spot.I thought about it angrily for a long time, and found that every time I could only think about this kind of thought, I became even more angry, and finally laid down on Rao Huang's muscular back with an angry face, and thought angrily: God, what the hell? you!
Rao Huang was driven forward by the inertia of his body when he was pressed hard, but he stabilized quickly before Xiao Tuan could feel complacent. When he stood up, he lifted Xiao Tuan up without any sense of stagnation. , his lips were raised higher, and he casually put his hand on Xiao Tuan's butt.
Xiao Tuan: "..."
With a dark face, Xiao Tuan slapped Rao Huang's hand away fiercely, leaned close to his ear and gritted his teeth and said: "Perverted old rascal."
Rao Huang smiled even more, "People who carry people are always holding their buttocks, otherwise where would they be?" In the next second, he pinched Xiao Tuan's precious butt carelessly.Smiling sideways, he whispered, "It's really flexible." Xiao Tuan's face was so dark that he wanted to kick him to death.
Rao Qizi looked at his father carrying a meatball, and was very happy, ah!Dad and Xiaotuanzi have a really good relationship~
"Let's go, little ones, go home and buy vegetables. Well, I won a championship, let's give Xiaotuanzi an extra meal tonight."
"Add meals!! Dad, let's go shopping together, buy a lot of vegetables!"
"Brother Xiao, what do you want to eat? Buy more seafood?"
"No matter how many dishes you buy, don't I still cook..."
The two couples walked away slowly, drawing three shadows of different lengths on the playground. The sunlight fell intermittently, and the shadows drawn were deep and shallow.
"Hey, don't the champions have an award ceremony... Oh, it's tomorrow..."
"Congratulations, you don't have to write your thesis."
"uh-huh!"
..
suddenly,
Listen, this haughty tone, look, this rolls his eyes as if he is about to faint, tsk, this guy is definitely a supporting role villain, Xiao Tuan feels pity, how much he wants to say Brother Xu, If you go on like this, sooner or later you'll be beaten up and you'll be rewarded sooner or later, but secretly squeezed your own white flesh, and then looked at the other's obviously swollen muscles, and you were discouraged.It's better to wait a little bit, it's not worthwhile to give the cannon fodder before the other party's cannon fodder.
Fatty Xiao Tuan rolled his eyes and smiled brightly, "Hey, isn't this Brother Xu? You've gotten fat after not seeing each other for so long. Xiaosheng did come here for a run, the most important thing is to participate."
Xu Hengtian's face froze, fat?I exercise seven or eight hours a day, that's all muscle!Do you understand muscles!A fat man dares to say that I am fat, I am a bodybuilder!Xu Hengtian felt that the fat man was becoming more and more unpleasant with a dark face.
Xiao Tuan snickered when he saw the other party's ugly face. Xu Hengtian was the best at saving face, and he also paid special attention to his image. He used hairspray all day long to make his hair look like a biochemical weapon. Just poke his weakness. It works better than anything else. The other party is sure. Annoyed and turned into anger, he shook his sleeves and left.
Sure enough, Xu Hengtian snorted coldly, not wanting to talk to this mortal with no eyes, "See you on the field!"
When the person was far away, Xiao Tuan couldn't help but burst out laughing, and suddenly felt that this person was no different from a bear child, as if he hadn't been sensible yet, so excited by this thought, Xiao Tuan snickered for a while before finally Clean up your facial expressions and put on a cool look to continue warming up, but after being so delayed, the preliminaries are about to begin.
The 3000-meter race is divided into three stages. The first day is the preliminaries, the third day is the rematch, and the fifth day is the final.In other words, if Xiao Tuan entered the finals, he would have to run three games.A total of 56 people signed up for the competition. During the preliminaries, they were randomly divided into eight groups, with seven people in each group. The top three in each group in the preliminaries could enter the semi-finals. The semi-finals were divided into six groups, and No.1 in each group entered the final.
In fact, this game also depends on your luck. If the opponent randomly assigned is weaker, the chance of winning will naturally be higher.Xiao Tuan happened to be assigned to the first group in the preliminaries, that is to say, it was his turn in the first game.
Xiao Tuan flicked his neck from side to side, kicked his legs up and down, and his aura rose up after the tossing.Today he is wearing a bright red sports suit, which is as red as a small apple and very eye-catching.He skillfully pulled out a red cloth strip from his pocket and shook it, and then tied it flexibly on his forehead with his fingers. He has been exercising hard this month and looks quite stylish.
Honghonghong, a good start, the preliminaries are considered a bird, and I must enter the finals!Xiao Tuan, who is covered in red, still has great ambitions.
At the same time, a group of strange creatures claiming to be the "Xiao Tuan Cheerleaders" appeared at the 3000-meter preliminaries and shouted loudly: "Get ready!" The rest of the cheerleaders instantly stood upright with solemn faces waist.There was another shout: "Start!" Then the shocking slogan spread throughout the arena in an instant!
"Don't be afraid of obesity, running is the best!"
"Xiao Tuan Xiao Tuan, the first battle group!"
Xiao Tuan: "..."
The loud voice passed through the loudspeaker and the momentum became even louder: "Team Xiaotuan, let's do it again!"
"Don't be afraid of obesity, running is the best!"
"Xiao Tuan Xiao Tuan, the first battle group!"
Xiao Tuan: "..." The friends were all shocked.
The author has something to say: the computer is broken, the author is very inspirational to use the mobile phone to code _(:_」∠)_ I feel that I can’t complete this week’s task without two Xuanmai chewing gum (bye bye manually
Continue to thank the little angels who made up the points.Love you all╭(╯ε╰)╮
☆、Athletics meeting ([-])
There are more than a dozen girls standing in front of Xiao Tuan. The clothes are generally in the forest style, but the color of the clothes is more colorful than the ordinary forest style. The clothes of the dozen girls have all kinds of colors, which are very bright and eye-catching at first glance.Some of the girls wore hats slanted, some wore ripped trousers, and some wore very foresty, small and fresh clothes, and there were all kinds of styles.The makeup is also very delicate, heavy makeup looks gorgeous, light makeup looks clear, and many girls with curly hair look cute and cute like dolls, but they are just heavyweight dolls.
The girls of "Xiao Tuan Team" are all heavyweights with unique styles, yes, they are literally heavyweights.More than a dozen girls are all round and round, with plump-breast-fat-buttocks, and they belong to the heavyweights who have to shake the face three times if they stomp the earth.The chubby girls with their personalities are very well-mannered, one person can occupy the seats of two audiences, and they are stunned by the crowd of cheerleaders on the scene.It was so loud that people didn't want to know it, and it was worthy of the ecstasy figure. The voices of the girls were beyond words. They were more powerful than any radio speakers, and the sound amplification effect couldn't be better.With tears in his eyes, Xiao Tuan saw his name turned into substance and floated above University A.
The cheerleader is even super heavy, with big arms and round waists, not to mention the clothes are also the most colorful. At first glance, I thought it was a Transformers fit.
At this time, the cheerleader rushed to Xiao Tuan with a beautiful and bright smile like spring flowers blooming everywhere, "Xiao Tuan, come on! Our beautiful weight loss team supports you!" When he made his fists, the white flesh on the thick arms of the two bowl mouths trembled like rolling Like the waves.
Xiao Tuan: "..."
The cheerleader turned around, shook his flesh and picked up the loudspeaker, and the volume was instantly comparable to ultrasonic waves: "Sisters of the beautiful weight loss group, do it again!"
"Don't be afraid of obesity, running is the best!!!"
"Xiao Tuan Xiao Tuan, the first battle group!!!"
"Ah, Xiao Tuan, come on!!!"
Xiao Tuan: "..."
I don't know when, Baimian and Hongtiao suddenly appeared beside Xiao Tuan like ghosts, Baimian sighed and patted Xiao Tuan's shoulder, "The beauty is not shallow." Hongtiao looked at the dozen girls and swallowed Drooling, "I really learned a lot..."
Really learned a lot... Xiao Tuan felt the same way with tears streaming down his face.
Disturbed in the wind for a while, Xiao Tuan thanked a dozen or so girls with a smile on his face. His attitude was friendly and amiable. During the period, the girls laughed so hard that they couldn't help trembling. A large piece of white waves rose and fell one after another. is spectacular.
After the exchange of thanks, Xiao Tuan turned back and walked back to the original place. Bai Mian opened his mouth halfway, but Xiao Tuan stopped the conversation. Forget it. quiet……"
Bai Mian: "..." Who is Jing Jing?
Xiao Tuan wiped his face hard, and tried the celebrity treatment anyway, no, the girls are also kind, but it would be great to change to a few thin and weak soft girls next time, Xiao Tuan cried like a dog.
One month of intensive training is still very effective. Except that the previous week was not used to running very tiringly, Xiao Tuan ran relatively smoothly in the next 20 days, from running 3000 meters to finishing running After 3000 meters, you can run one more lap, and then slowly run a few more laps. The progress is obvious.As his physical fitness improved day by day, Xiao Tuan also ran a lot more easily. Later, he was able to run 3000 meters with ease, and his speed was much faster than at the beginning.For this game, unless the character is so poor that all the players he meets are all amazing players, otherwise, Xiao Tuan is still very sure of consciously advancing.
Xiao Tuan's luck was also good. In this preliminaries group, there was only one student with special sports skills, and there were few other strong competitors.
With one order, the game begins!
The 3000-meter run is still relatively long. Xiao Tuan didn't rush to run first, but because he couldn't figure out the strength of other runners, Xiao Tuan thought about it and ran steadily at a faster speed than usual.The preliminaries were still easy. Later, Xiao Tuan saw that he was firmly in second place, and No.3 was still far away from him, so he relaxed a little, and adjusted his breathing at the usual running frequency.Just finish the top three and make it to the semi-finals. Let's save more energy for the next game.
The onlookers soon realized that the conspicuous red fat man seemed to have good strength, and he ran really fast, talking in a low voice.And some "informed" people look down on the masses, hmph, no knowledge, running for love must have a lot of strength, I haven't seen him with a relaxed face and probably hasn't shown his full strength?
"Xiao Tuan, come on!"
"Xiao Tuan, come on!!"
"Xiao Tuan, hurry up!!"
As we got closer to the finish line, the cheers of the crowd became more and more enthusiastic.
"Emma," Baimian was shocked, "Xiao Tuan is fine, he looks very relaxed, and he probably hasn't tried his best yet. I really don't know that he is good at sports."
Red Tiao put one arm on Baimian's shoulder, raised his head and took a sip of pulse, sighed, "Tsk tsk, I'm almost moved by him."
Baimian pushed his glasses and turned his head, "It's true that you said he lost weight to chase his sweetheart." Hongtiao sighed sadly when he heard that, "It's not easy for this baby, so it's true, you haven't seen him like that?" It's desperate." Bai Mian turned to look at Xiao Tuan, and nodded decisively, "It makes sense, to be so desperate, that secret love must be shocking and hard-working!"
The corner of Hongtiao's mouth twitched: "You are really good at learning idioms..."
Baimian immediately said cheerfully, "You also think that I have a high level of Chinese attainment? I have been reading idiom dictionaries and [-] poems of Tang and Song Dynasties recently to receive cultural influence." He took out a dictionary from his backpack, "You remind me Me, in order to maintain my culture at all times, I have to keep the dictionary in my hand all the time so that the breath of the dictionary surrounds me. Alas, educated people often spend money on buying books. This Oxford dictionary is so expensive. "
Hongtiao took the white-faced idiom dictionary, glanced at it, and paused, "How much is a book?"
Bai Mian felt a sudden pain in his heart, "It's nine yuan a book!"
Red bar: "..." Pointing to one of the words on the cover, he asked, "What does this read?"
Baimian leaned closer to Toto's spectacle frame and studied it for a while, then despised the red stripe and said, "Jin, Oxford. Are you illiterate?"
Hongtiao looked down at the word Jin that was obviously lacking three points of water, patted Baimian on the shoulder and sighed: "I finally know why your idiom skills are so shocking..."
flour:"???"
On the other hand, Xiao Tuan has already entered the semi-finals.With the exhaustion of other people's physical strength in the final stage, the speed slowed down, but Xiao Tuan increased his speed in one go, and did not compete with No. 1 for the limelight. Xiao Tuan easily grabbed No. 2.Seeing Hongtiao and Baimian waving their hands to congratulate him, Xiao Tuan grinned and compared a pair of scissors.
As a result, the first battle was won.
Xiao Tuan panted and took a sip of his sports drink, and scanned the audience a few times, but did not see Huang Rao.He seems to be busy today...
In the audience, the cheerleaders of the Beautiful Weight Loss Group cheered loudly. Xiao Tuan was taken aback suddenly, and poured his drink all over his face. After a while, he laughed too.
The whole day, Xiao Tuan didn't see Rao Huang, muttered a few words and didn't go anywhere to play, consciously stayed in Rao Royal to accompany the children.
One day off, the rematch begins.The rematch was much more difficult than Xiao Tuan had imagined, and the players were obviously stronger than those in the preliminaries.In the rematch, Xiao Tuan drew lots to the sixth group, which is the last group. He stood there and watched the other groups' matches for a long time, and found that although everyone's strength was uneven, except for a few who were obviously unable to do what they wanted, everyone else was pretty good.
Xiao Tuan saw Xu Hengtian in it.Objectively speaking, Xu Hengtian's strength is very good. Compared with the strength of others, Xu Hengtian is obviously much higher, and it is no surprise that he won No.1 and entered the final. If Xiao Tuan advances, he will meet him in the final.
Xiao Tuan was very lucky, and thanks to his hard work that month, Xiao Tuan was in good shape in the rematch, and after a little effort, he finally won No.1.Xu Hengtian was surprised to see that Xiao Tuan had entered the semi-finals and won No.1. He looked at Xiao Tuan less mockingly, and for the first time, he nodded his head when he met Xiao Tuan's eyes as a greeting.
On this day of the game, Rao Huang still did not show up.
Rao Huang passed by the kitchen when he came home, and saw Xiao Tuan was chopping vegetables extremely excitedly, it seemed that the one who raised the knife and landed "bang bang bang" was not cutting vegetables but meat, touching his chin, this fat kid lost a lot of weight Hand strength has seen an increase.Smiling, Rao Huang walked into the kitchen, put his arms around Xiao Tuan's neck, "I heard that you entered the finals, congratulations."
With a dark face, Xiao Tuan raised the kitchen knife and stopped in front of Emperor Rao.
Emperor Rao: "..."
With vegetable crumbs in his hands and a kitchen knife in one hand, Xiao Tuan didn't pull Rao Huang's arm away, but said in a serious tone, "The kitchen is an important place, so don't disturb the idlers."
Rao Huang found it strange that this little devil was usually a master of acting, but today he showed his true colors, he seemed in a bad mood.Rao Huang was in a good mood and wrapped Xiao Tuan's neck around him. When he lowered his head and got closer, he could smell the milky smell on Xiao Tuan's body, "It's fine if there are two brats in the family, why do you smell like milk? Well, you too Haven’t you weaned yet, next time I’ll bring you a box too?”
Xiao Tuan: "..."
Seeing Xiao Tuan's tendency to pick up the kitchen knife again, Rao Huang couldn't stop laughing, Xiao Tuan turned his head away, Rao Huang was too close, his breath was in his ears, and his neck was itchy from breathing.Xiao Tuan's ears are red, can it be said that he really likes to drink milk...
Rao Huang found that Xiao Tuan's skin is very good, white and tender like a little girl, his face has lost a lot of weight, and now he looks more like a fat baby.It's quite cute, Rao Huang smiled.
"I'll be there in the final to cheer you on." Loosing his neck, Rao Huang stood straight and turned around and said slowly, "I'm hungry, Xiaotuanzi, let's serve the food."
Just know how to eat, eat, eat, who cares about your refueling.Xiao Tuan complained silently with red ears, but the speed of cutting vegetables was much faster and the force was lighter.
☆、Athletics Club ([-])
The day of the final was Sunday. When Qi Zi heard that Xiao Tuan was going to participate in the running final, he was so excited that he wanted to go to the scene to watch it, but was rejected by Rao Huang.Rao Qizi was suddenly listless, and he couldn't stop looking at Xiao Tuan while eating, and looked at Rao Huang from time to time, his pleading eyes really made those who saw him cry.Xiao Tuan looked funny and deliberately teased the children, his face was as serious as that of the head teacher, and Rao Qizi became even more listless.
Rao Huang seemed completely unaware of the kid's fiery eyes, and ate calmly with a wicked smile on his face.
Rao Qitai also wanted to go to see it, but he was not as interested as the little one, but because he hurt his brother, he followed the meaning of praying for his son and made a serious face, trying to plead with Emperor Rao, but it was a pity that little facial paralysis no matter how much he begged, it was useless Rao Huang only knew that Rao Qitai was staring at him expressionlessly.
Xiao Tuan teased for a while, and Rao Qizi felt that he should act like an adult, so he just went to watch a game. He didn’t know why the tyrant refused to let him. Seeing how pitiful the child was, it seemed a bit inexplicable to speak rashly?Xiao Tuan thought for a while, and imitated the children's staring at Rao Huang, his eyes were full of concrete words of "you agree".
So the meal scene turned into a large group and a small group staring straight at Rao Huang without thinking about eating and drinking. Three pairs of six eyes blinked like laser beams, making Rao Huang laugh directly.
Seeing Xiao Tuan's small eyes, Huang Rao felt that the more familiar he was, the more he felt that Xiao Tuan was like a child.
Putting down the chopsticks, Rao Huang sighed: "The Xiaotuanzi competition is at around two o'clock in the afternoon, and the sun is too strong at that time, and Qitai will still be successful. Qizi, your body can't bear it."
After hearing this, Qizi bent his mouth downward, obviously unhappy, but he didn't say anything, didn't cry, and dragged out a long voice: "Oh——"
Xiao Tuan thought it was fun, so he also bent his mouth downward and made a long sound: "Oh——"
Emperor Rao: "..."
Rao Qizi was happy, but now he felt that he should make a sad expression, so he made a serious expression again.Rao Qizi thought about it and sang sadly.
"Think about it, think about it, think about it, want to be with you~"
Emperor Rao: "..."
Xiao Tuan immediately continued: "Travel all over thousands of rivers and mountains, all over the world~"
Emperor Rao: "..."
After singing, Xiao Tuan couldn't hold back his laughter, and Rao Huang held his forehead and smiled: "It's alright, alright, I'll take you there that day. It's like I'm preventing you from lingering to the end of the world."
"Wow!" Rao Qizi was so happy that he jumped up, standing on the chair and threw himself into Xiao Tuan's arms, "Xiao Tuanzi, we can be together!"
Xiao Tuan firmly caught the little arm of the child and was overjoyed, "Be careful."
Rao Qitai's eyes softened, "Thank you brother."
Rao Huang shook his head and smiled.
It wasn't until 10 minutes before the final that Xiao Tuan felt that he had miscalculated.
Shit, how about No. 1 in the countdown?Don't you want to trample on your face in front of the two children?
It's not that Xiao Tuan destroyed his prestige, not to mention all of the finalists are super flying fighters, but at least they are fighters among ordinary people.Xiao Tuan, who has been cramming for only a month, can't compare with someone who trains all year round.
It's over, and I will lose face if I accidentally lose face.
The hopeless Xiao Tuan no longer expects to get No.1 easily, as long as he gets the top three, he will create a miracle and complete his merits.As for the fact that you have to write a paper without winning a championship, it is nothing compared to being ashamed in front of children.
So Xiao Tuan became nervous, much more nervous than the previous game, and because of this tension, he was always doing warm-up exercises that burned his life in an attempt to divert his attention.
Damn, the tyrant is also watching...
Thinking of this Xiao Tuan instantly doubled his frequency of standing up and squatting like a jumping grasshopper.
Xiao Tuan, who was less excited, stood up straight after a while, baring his teeth, and Emma's leg was numb as if she had been boiled.
The game was about to start, and Xiao Tuan was not in a nervous mood anymore. He hummed his luck for a few minutes, took out a golden cloth strip and tied it on his head, and was ready to go to the battlefield.Xiao Tuan's outfit today is as golden as gold, and this look looks very similar to yellow corn.
Finding Huang Rao was not difficult at all. A glance in the crowd showed that the protruding head was probably Huang Rao's.Rao Huang's lips raised slightly when they met his eyes, no matter how you look at it, he doesn't look like a good person.Xiao Tuan clicked his tongue, thinking why he didn't see the two children, and saw a head popping out from the front row suddenly, his eyes were so bright, the child pulled a person back before he could meet Xiao Tuan's eyes, Pray too.The little facial paralysis is quite cool, the clothes are a little messed up and still looks cool as a pose, when he saw Xiao Tuan, his eyes lit up, but he restrained himself and only nodded slightly.
Then Rao Qizi's immature voice spread like Xiao Huangqi: "Come on, Xiaotuanzi! I love you!"
Xiao Tuan laughed, and shouted back: "I love you, little chess piece!"
Rao Qitai's mouth twitched, and he always felt that Brother Xiao's mental age was estimated to be six years old.
The game starts soon.
The contestants in the final race were not slow from the beginning, which was incomparable to the feeling of the preliminaries. Xiao Tuan also used all his strength to try his best to adjust his breathing rhythm.
I don't know if we should talk about fate, Xiao Tuan and Xu Hengtian are adjacent to each other.However, because Xiao Tuan is on the second runway and Xu Hengtian is third, Xu Hengtian is ahead of Xiao Tuan.After turning two corners, the distance has narrowed somewhat.Xiao Tuan didn't dare to relax, so he ran forward with his head covered. The wind was blowing and the sportswear was full, bulging and making noise.
Xiao Tuan would always take a look at every corner near Raohuang and the others, and the closer the children were, the clearer the sound of cheering would be.
Qi Zi's voice was almost as shrill as that of a dolphin.Xiao Tuan smiled, it was strange that he could still hear Brother Cool cheering when he was very close.
The final was obviously not as easy as the preliminaries and semi-finals. I felt very tired after running two-thirds of the distance. It may be related to the fast pace and accelerated breathing rate. I am really tired...
Xiao Tuan panted, but his eyes became brighter.Although I always feel that it is unscientific to win the championship, it is not bad to fight for the top three.I ran away, and I didn't have the nerve to lose without trying my best.
The further back, the heavier the footsteps, and when the last lap was left, there were still four people in front of Xiao Tuan, damn it, fight!
Human beings are the most ordinary and miraculous creatures. They tend to become mediocre in good times, but they burst out with unprecedented potential when they are under pressure.The harder you work hard, the more extraordinary potential you can squeeze out.
In the last 400 meters, the audience saw a miracle belonging to Xiao Tuan, the fat man of gold.
Everyone saw that the conspicuous fat man suddenly exerted force in the last lap, as if turning on a motor, his legs seemed to be running on four wheels, the speed was so fast that he was about to fly, it seemed that sparks could be wiped out by rubbing against the floor .
Slowly, one person was passed, and after a while, another person was passed. By the time of the first corner, Xiao Tuan had already passed the three people in front.
This sudden burst of speed made the auditorium stunned. The cheers of the members of the beautiful weight loss group almost shattered the ground, and even shattered the composure of the crowd, and the rest of the audience also became excited and shouted together Hurry up and rush.The eyes of the two children were so excited that even Rao Qitai couldn't hold back and let out a loud cry.The entire auditorium was full of voices as if they were taking drugs, and Rao Huang wondered if they would have to take a few golden voices collectively when they went back.
Xiao Tuan didn't pay attention to the sound of cheering. He kept his eyes on No.1's back, and didn't even blink when the sweat dripped into his eyes. No.1 is Xu Hengtian.
At this time, Xiao Tuan's throat was sore from the wind, it was hot as if cut by a knife, and his breathing could bring out the pain, it was so fucking... Xiao Tuan was breathing very fast, his throat hurt too much, and his legs were sore and swollen Too bad, it's too heavy like pouring lead.Running 3000 meters is really not what a fat man should do!Especially the 3000-meter run in the final!Damn it!
The last 200 meters!
You have to hold on to life and death!The big deal is to sleep for three days and three nights after running!
Xiao Tuan's blood boiled instantly.
The enthusiasm of the crowd was ignited, and the shouts became higher and higher. Qizi's voice was almost hoarse but he kept shouting, and the little face was so excited that he could see the sweat on the tip of his nose.
Rao Huang's mood was also a little excited, and he was indeed shocked when he saw Xiao Tuan.This explosiveness is really good.
Unexpectedly, he actually did this.
Rao Huang smiled, and borrowed a radio from the cheerleaders next to him, and when Xiao Tuan ran close, he shouted "Come on, Xiao Tuan"
When Xiao Tuan heard it, the corner of his mouth raised.
The last 50 meters!
Xiao Tuan ran until his eyes turned green, he pursed his lips tightly and fancied that he was a walking robot, and his legs were not sore!What is the throat!Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
"Xiao Tuan, hurry up!!!" Hong Tiao and Bai Mian were also so excited that their veins were bulging and they wanted to go up and kick Xiao Tuan down to run for him, just a short distance away from No.1!Hurry up!
Xiao Tuan's eyes were darkened, he gritted his teeth and rushed straight up, he only knew that he had crossed the red line, Xu Hengtian was also beside him, and he didn't know who crossed first...
The cheers of the audience made Xiao Tuan feel dizzy for a while. After crossing the red line, his footsteps unconsciously slowed down. Looking at Xu Hengtian's figure, he seemed to have a double image.
His legs and feet were weak, his eyes were dark, and he staggered, Xiao Tuan instinctively grabbed the things around him, so the crowd saw the fat man...
He took off Xu Hengtian's pants.
the masses:"……"
the masses:"!!!"
The author has something to say: I am the author of the last chapter.Mummy Wu went to the military training, and the update is said to be unstable, because the military training is exhausting and there is no time and mood to code words.The update will resume after the military training is completed, and it will be updated irregularly during the period.
I worked hard, there should be an update tomorrow!I will try my best!Thank you for your support!
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The entire auditorium collapsed from laughter.
"Oh fuck, it's so funny hahaha."
"Hahahaha, no, let me laugh for a while."
"Haha, the only thing I care about is that buddy's underwear is red..."
"Pfft, this fat man is too funny."
Xiao Tuan felt that he was tragic.
Xiao Tuan, who came back to his senses, widened his eyes when he realized what he had done, and immediately let go of the pants he was holding, his eyes were no longer dark, he swallowed and slowly raised his head to look at Xu Hengtian.
"Hehehe buddy, what, look, I didn't mean to hehehe so that, forgive me?" Xiao Tuan grinned a few times.
Xu Hengtian gave a fuck and hurriedly pulled up his pants to preserve his virginity, his face was black and red with embarrassment.
Xu Hengtian: "You you you you..."
Xiao Tuan: "I, I, I, I'm sorry!"
Xu Hengtian: "You you you you..."
Xiao Tuan: "Me, me, me!!"
Xu Hengtian: "You you you..."
Xiao Tuan: "You, your butt is pretty bouncy... No, your butt is pretty, don't worry!"
Xu Hengtian: "..."
Xu Hengtian yelled at Xiao Tuan for a long time, but he didn't know why.Xiao Tuan apologized throughout the whole process, scratching his head and bowing his waist, until Xu Hengtian didn't know what to say.In the end, you are just ashamed and indignant and let it go.
Xiao Tuan heaved a sigh of relief, he couldn't tell that Xu Hengtian was easy to talk to, so he thought he would punch him directly.
Seeing the person dragging his pants and hurried away, Xiao Tuan also sat down and took a breath.Shit, Xiao Tuan found that his legs were so sore and swollen that they were about to explode in the next second. It really was overloaded.I really worked hard myself.
So did he win the championship or Xu Hengtian?
After thinking about it for a while, forget it, Xiao Tuan didn't bother to think about it, as long as he doesn't embarrass himself.
Xiao Tuan was dripping with sweat and his face was flushed from running. He picked up a bottle of mineral water and poured it down.Squeeze the empty bottle and put it aside, and when you look up, you can see red stripes and white noodles approaching.
The place where the red bar and white face watched the game was near the finish line, so they walked over quickly, and the two of them burst into laughter.
"Hahaha Master Xiao, your trouser-snapping maniac kung fu is very good. You must have the ninth level, right?" Hong Tiao couldn't help laughing when he thought of Xiao Tuan's scene of Xu Hengtian's trousers being stripped.
Bai Mian Tui Tui's glasses also grinned widely, laughing so hard that tears came out, "Don't tell me, everyone has to give way to our Master Xiao when we go out after practicing this trick. If you don't give way, you will take off your pants!"
Hong Tiao kept laughing again, "You can't take off people's pants even if you run a champion!"
Xiao Tuan's eyes lit up when he heard the champion!champion! ! !Hold!Really champion! ! !
After being excited for a long time, they heard what Hongtiao and the others said unconsciously rolled their eyes. After a few seconds of seriousness, they couldn't help but laugh, and suddenly several people laughed together.
What a joy.
"Xiaotuanzi, you are so good!" Rao Qizi's excited voice came from not far away, "Swish, swish, you surpassed them! It's so amazing!"
Xiao Tuan turned his head to look for the source of the sound, and saw Rao Qitai coming over holding the child's hand, the little boy's eyes sparkling.
"Brother Xiao, congratulations." Rao Qitai nodded with a cool face, thought for a while and gave a thumbs up.
Xiao Tuan smiled.Rao Qizi wanted to rush over when he got excited, but Xiao Tuan hurriedly blocked him: "Don't, don't, don't, brother Xiao, I'm sweating all over, don't smoke you." Qizi came to a sudden stop.Xiao Tuan paused and looked around: "Well, where's your dad?"
Hong Tiao and Bai Fian looked at each other, who are these two children?Return your father?
"Dad? Dad is here!" Rao Qizi turned his head, "Hey, where is Dad? There!"
While talking, I saw Rao Huang coming with something in his hand, and saw Xiao Tuan smiling, "Congratulations."
Red bar: "!!!"
Xiao Tuan grinned with his big white teeth bared, and froze when he saw the thing in Rao Huang's hand, "This..."
Rao Huang looked down and smiled, "I went to the lounge to bring your things over for you. There are too many people, so you don't need to squeeze."
"Father, don't you think Xiaotuanzi is very good! It's so cool!" Rao Qizi still couldn't suppress his excitement, jumping up and down as if he was the one who won the championship.
Xiao Tuan scratched his head and thanked him with embarrassment for taking the clothes and pants from Rao Huang's hand.Tsk, this tyrant suddenly became a good person, it's really overwhelming.
The red bar beside him has already petrified, and the lightning flashes and thunder rumbles in his heart.
Fuck!What did he hear? !That child is called the emperor's father!Fuck!The emperor has a baby!There is such a big child at such a young age!No... that's not the point, this, this, this... The emperor has children, so what should Xiao Tuan do! ! !
Seeing Xiao Tuan shyly scratching his head and taking the things, Hongtiao felt extremely sad.By the way, looking at the situation, Xiao Tuan is obviously very familiar with the emperor's children, and may often go to find out the situation. Although the general policy is to get familiar with each other first, but he doesn't even let the children go... Unexpectedly, the love is so deep that she doesn't want to let go even though she knows that the other party is a married man!No wonder I didn't dare to go soaking. It turned out that there was another reason because I didn't want to be a mistress...
Baimian looked at Xiao Tuan's weird expression from the side inexplicably, and also looked at Hongtiao's expression of being scared to pee by lightning.
What are you doing? !Why does Lao Tzu feel different from a novel!
Xiao Tuan stood up and wanted to change clothes, but his legs gave way and he almost fell.Shit, my leg is so sore that it's about to be scrapped, Xiao Tuan gritted his teeth in pain, he seems to have sprained his foot.After thinking about it, Xiao Tuan began to jump out on one foot.
Emperor Rao: "..."
Rao Huang shook his head and smiled, stepped forward and took Xiao Tuan's arm over his shoulder, "Let's go, champion."
Xiao Tuan glanced at him sideways, "I don't think Cao Min is sweating all over."
When Rao Huang lifted Xiao Tuan's arm up, he suddenly laughed, "I'd better carry you on my back, your hands will hurt due to the difference in height."
Xiao Tuan saw that his arm had been raised a lot before reaching Rao Huang's shoulder, and his face twisted quickly. This posture...was really uncomfortable.Seeing Huang Rao bent down as if condescending to match his height, I really wanted to bite his neck off!Damn, it's impossible to communicate well with this height, you have to hate to the end!
"Red Tiao, Bai Mian, you guys..." Xiao Tuan turned his head and wanted to ask his roommate to help him, but just as he turned around, he saw Hong Tiao running towards Bai Mian, "Well, I have something to do with Bai Mian, you guys talk!" Suddenly, he ran so fast that he almost disappeared in the blink of an eye.The white noodles were pulled halfway and lost their balance and fell like a dog, and the red strip dragged the white noodles out.
A good roommate must have morals: You must not be a light bulb at this time!
Xiao Tuan: "..." At this speed, the 100-meter champion is guaranteed.
So Xiao Tuan and Rao Huang were left staring blankly.
"Come up," Rao Huang said, squatting down, his cheeks turned sideways were deep and clear, and his lips were lightly raised, "Do you still want to be hugged by my princess?"
Xiao Tuan secretly pondered the possibility of strangling Rao Huang to death on the spot.I thought about it angrily for a long time, and found that every time I could only think about this kind of thought, I became even more angry, and finally laid down on Rao Huang's muscular back with an angry face, and thought angrily: God, what the hell? you!
Rao Huang was driven forward by the inertia of his body when he was pressed hard, but he stabilized quickly before Xiao Tuan could feel complacent. When he stood up, he lifted Xiao Tuan up without any sense of stagnation. , his lips were raised higher, and he casually put his hand on Xiao Tuan's butt.
Xiao Tuan: "..."
With a dark face, Xiao Tuan slapped Rao Huang's hand away fiercely, leaned close to his ear and gritted his teeth and said: "Perverted old rascal."
Rao Huang smiled even more, "People who carry people are always holding their buttocks, otherwise where would they be?" In the next second, he pinched Xiao Tuan's precious butt carelessly.Smiling sideways, he whispered, "It's really flexible." Xiao Tuan's face was so dark that he wanted to kick him to death.
Rao Qizi looked at his father carrying a meatball, and was very happy, ah!Dad and Xiaotuanzi have a really good relationship~
"Let's go, little ones, go home and buy vegetables. Well, I won a championship, let's give Xiaotuanzi an extra meal tonight."
"Add meals!! Dad, let's go shopping together, buy a lot of vegetables!"
"Brother Xiao, what do you want to eat? Buy more seafood?"
"No matter how many dishes you buy, don't I still cook..."
The two couples walked away slowly, drawing three shadows of different lengths on the playground. The sunlight fell intermittently, and the shadows drawn were deep and shallow.
"Hey, don't the champions have an award ceremony... Oh, it's tomorrow..."
"Congratulations, you don't have to write your thesis."
"uh-huh!"
..
suddenly,
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