Imperial dumpling

Well, six thousand or eight thousand a month? "

Hearing the other party's unreliable tone, Xiao Tuan suddenly became suspicious, "You're kidding me, it's my turn to work for [-] yuan a month? You are a decent person and don't engage in crooked ways. Besides, you have to go to class and can't go to court. Nine to five."

Hua Si seemed to have said a few words to someone, and then replied with a more affirmative tone, "It won't take long to kill or set fire. I remember that you are a good cook, so you go to cook for your employer at noon and evening, and help your employer in the afternoon. Pick up the children from school, and arrange the rest of the time freely, six thousand a month, why?"

Xiao Tuan felt that he was hit hard by the pie, and it was pure meat stuffing!

Hua Si is still very trustworthy, no matter what, he is a comrade in arms of the revolution, he still recognizes him as a good buddy regardless of his previous stupidity, Xiao Tuan is so grateful for this alone, tears are streaming down his face, how could he not believe it!

"Then I have to do it, why don't I just cook and pick up the kids! When will I start doing it, I'm in a hurry!"

"Starting tomorrow afternoon, you go to cook at about 05:30, and you can communicate with the other party tomorrow about other specific details. The address will be sent to you later, and you have seen the employer. If you are short of money, you can discuss it with him first. I will give you a part in advance."

Xiao Tuan seemed to see the RMB in full bloom in front of him, six thousand!Six thousand a month!Ah ha ha ha ha.

"That's it for now, um...he asked me to eat." Hua Si smiled.

It must be self-evident who "he" is!

"Oh, then hurry up, don't make your master wait. Thank you so much, little flower, go to eat, and greet the master for me by the way." Xiao Tuan smiled and chatted with Hua Si for a few more words before hanging up phone.

A few minutes later, the phone received the address information from Huasi.

Looking at the text message, Xiao Tuan was deeply moved when he thought of Hua Si's tone of happiness just now.

Ah, that's great, the relationship between Xiaohua'er and the Great God is really enviable, even though they are both men.

Xiao Tuan, who consciously showed off his face, is still happy for Hua Si from the bottom of his heart, and now his life is settled. The world is really beautiful! ! !

Xiao Tuan, who solved the livelihood problem, happily climbed into bed and went to take a nap, thinking in a daze: The employer he met?which? ?

The author has something to say: the feeling of the stand-alone state is really heartbreaking. .Dear friends, don’t get fat and watch and cry, take a clubbing [Erkang Hand_(:_」∠)_

Thank you for the thunder thrown by Xia Tian!This time you know that I said you are you~

Thank you Cicada for throwing mine!One summer, one cicada, this is to remind me how hot it is today TT Thank you dear Lei~

☆、On the correct way to meet

"There are a group of Smurfs on the other side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea~ Here is the eighteenth bend of the mountain road, here is the Nine Links of the waterway! Dad, Dad, where are you going~ Ahh, this person is my mother!"

Xiao Tuan was not woken up by the alarm clock, but by the pillow thrown by the red stripe.

"Master Xiao, you turned off your alarm clock." Hongtiao turned over in pain, stuffed her head into the quilt and covered her ears.

In a daze, Xiao Tuan put the red-striped pillow under his head and planned to continue sleeping. He smacked his mouth and scratched his face unconsciously, accidentally scratching the wound, and he was completely awake.Opened slightly, the white noodles on the opposite bed were no longer there, Xiao Tuan gritted his teeth and reached out to turn off the alarm. After standing for a while, he stretched out his hand again and yawned, then resigned himself to his fate and got up to pick someone up.

Although I feel that I have to pick up the teacher, it feels a bit baffling, and if I am not a three-year-old child, can I still get lost?But the complaints belong to the complaints, Xiao Tuan obediently obeyed Professor Deng Guangming's instructions to pick up people.

Eight twenty in the morning.

Xiao Tuan looked at the rugged Sanba Street full of pits in front of him with a solemn expression as if he was facing an enemy.

I think it was here back then (?)!Let a brave hero be planted (diao) (jing) and (gai) hard on the road of weeding out the strong and helping the weak!What a humiliation!This is simply black history recorded in the annals of history!This is absolutely unbearable! !

So this time, Xiao Tuan made careful and thorough preparations for the pick-up.

Squinting his eyes, surveying the terrain, after accurately locating the position of the manhole cover, Xiao Tuan deliberately went around to a horizontal position several meters in front of it. After repeated measurements and comparisons, it was confirmed that the safety index of starting from this place was relatively high, and then he was ready to proceed with confidence. across.

In fact, the original name of Sanba Street is not this, but No. [-] Street of Pingan Road. However, I don’t know who the bear child added a big “three” in front of the “eight”. The writing is quite correct. At first glance, it seems I thought it was there before, and it’s easy to make fun of misunderstandings. Anyway, as time goes by, as more people say it, the name of Sanba Street has become so conventional. Don’t say it, the name is not good but easy to remember. The degree of recognition is great. of.In recent months, Sanba Street has been repairing roads. It was almost a hundred meters away from completion, but the construction team suddenly stopped a while ago. The remaining roads are full of potholes, gravel and mud. , even the manhole cover was lifted, and a warning post that read "road ahead, don't approach danger" was kicked aside. There is no way. Although Sanba Street is not often congested with traffic, it is also crowded with people. It is the only way to pass through several places. It is really impossible not to pass here.

The same is true for the platform where Xiao Tuan went to pick up people.

As a revolutionary comrade who fell into the pit on [-]th Street, Xiao Tuan was very energetic, afraid of repeating the same mistakes again, it would be really embarrassing and thrown to the Pacific Ocean.

However!The reason why tragedy is tragedy lies in the irresistibility of tragedy!Comrade Xiao Tuan, who is a specialist in tragedy, made all his efforts to set off the tragedy of his ending. He is destined to shed tears on this path of tragedy, and he cannot escape to embark on the tragic event that will never return. ending.

Xiao Tuan paid attention to the position of the manhole cover pit, the position of the gravel and mud under his feet, and even the position of a small pile of dead leaves and garbage in front of him. His eyes are sharp, but unfortunately, the authorities always hide However, those who should fall into the pit will eventually fall into the pit.

Xiao Tuan nodded, um, the manhole cover pit in front, according to my distance of about 5.5 meters, there are five small pits around it, six large broken stones, two bricks, and one piece of waste newspaper, one meter away from the manhole cover pit The ground is muddy and slippery, so be careful to avoid it.

The alarm kept sounding, and the journey seemed to have become extraordinarily calm and stable because of the vigilance, but it just seemed.Just when Xiao Tuan was about to successfully leave the manhole cover pit and land safely, joy gave birth to sorrow, and suddenly a child rushed out from the diagonally upper corner on his right!The child ran fast, and rushed forward without turning his head. As soon as he turned his head, he was horrified to see a big wall of flesh appearing in front of him!It was too late to stop, the inertia made the child block his hands in front of him and had a close collision with Xiao Tuan.

"Chess pieces be careful!"

"Ahhhhh!!"

"Hey, I'm going!!!"

bump!bang!

Rao Qitai: "..."

Rao Qizi: "..."

Xiao Tuan felt that he never wanted to see the manhole cover in his life.

That's right, Comrade Xiao Tuan, who has exhausted all the organs, only missed the "man-made disaster" in the end, and it is such a omission, it is really a wrong step, and the whole game is lost. !

So, when the child bumped into him like that, he managed to buffer himself without incident, but Xiao Tuan... got stuck in the manhole cover pit again.

Ha ha.

Xiao Tuan only felt that he was muddled by the malice of this world.

The 12-year-old Rao Qi knew too well that his younger brother had caused trouble. Although it was embarrassing to hit someone so accurately into the pit, luckily he got stuck and the pit didn’t seem to be very deep. He didn’t go down, but he still had to apologize. Yes, so he hurriedly said in a very sensible way: "Uncle, I'm sorry, my brother didn't mean it, are you okay?"

uncle……

Xiao Tuan suddenly felt that he had a myocardial infarction.

Rao Qitai saw Xiao Tuan's fat face clearly, and suddenly felt that this person looked familiar.

Xiao Tuan, who was on the verge of myocardial infarction, looked at Rao Qitai's face in the pit, and suddenly felt that this handsome child looked familiar.

Rao Qizi suddenly exclaimed, his voice was clear and loud: "Ah! I remember you! You were the one who fell into the pit last time!"

Xiao Tuan: "..."

Rao Qitai immediately remembered, and looked at Xiao Tuan with embarrassing eyes, ah, it really is the unlucky guy from last time.

Xiao Tuan also remembered, and suddenly wanted to howl——

I made a big mess! !This is so fateful! ! !

Rao Qitai and Rao Qizi were talking about Xiao Tuan's "rescue benefactor" last time. After Xiao Tuan entered the pit last time, he howled a few times and attracted the crowd to scare the gangsters away. However, the crowd probably saw the number of people in the group. Many gangsters were worried and didn't want to cause trouble, so they started to disperse before the circle was closed. The gangsters ran away, but the crowd also ran away!Xiao Tuan groaned in the pit for a long time, but only received the sympathetic gazes of two children, that is, Rao Qitai and Rao Qizi. They knew that their two small bodies could not support a fat man together, so they walked in short steps. Legs went to a nearby shop to move rescuers and pulled Xiao Tuan up.

However, Xiao Tuan burst into tears. It was because of them that he fell into the pit this time! !The savior and the killer are the same group, what kind of expression should be used to show the fuck in the heart? ? ! !

Speaking of which, Xiao Tuan also has a back. Originally, with his body, two Rao Qizi could not crash into the pit. Unfortunately, he only cared about the road conditions and did not pay attention to people. The area around the manhole cover pit was already slippery due to the previous rain. I noticed that I didn't step on it, but it was a pity that Rao Qizi stepped on the wet and slippery area suddenly, and lost his balance when his foot slipped, and fell into it perfectly with a bang. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Rao Qizi was obviously also stimulated by this fate. He wanted to say something with his big eyes shining, but when he saw someone walking slowly not far away, he immediately put away all his little thoughts, turned serious and said nothing.

"Well, forget it, it's okay... You find someone to pull me away..." Xiao Tuan paused.

Rao Qitai and Rao Qizi kept their eyes on the side and straightened the rocker with a serious expression and said nothing. Xiao Tuan suddenly felt a strong oppressive force from behind...

All sounds are silent.

Xiao Tuan swallowed, his face froze, and he turned his head slowly——

Straight and slender legs.

Swallowing again, his gaze slowly moved up——

Ah, the legs are so long...

Ah, this is the waist...

sharp chin,

The slightly raised corners of the mouth, the thin and bright red lips,

handsome nose,

Narrow, long and deep with sharp and shrewd eyes...

A chiseled, mixed-race-like face with a unique charm, and a face of extraordinary beauty—this is the author's pen.

The most intuitive feeling of the parties Xiao Tuan is:

NO1. This person, really, Ni, Ma, Gao, ah!

NO2. This person, really, Ni, Ma, eyes, familiar, ah! !

NO3. Laozi, really, ni, ma, neck, son, want, twist, break, ah! ! !

The third feeling clearly prevailed, so before Xiao Tuan had time to figure out who this person was, he quickly turned his head away with a "shua", his neck moved left and right.

Ah, comfortable.

Rao Huang raised his eyebrows slantingly, the corners of his mouth were slightly drawn with a sinister (yao) air, and his narrow and deep eyes looked at Xiao Tuan in the pit with interest.Seeing this, Rao Qitai and Rao Qizi at the side straightened their waists even more, and at the same time they lighted a candle for Xiao Tuan in their hearts.

Rao Huang walked around in front of Xiao Tuan slowly and stood still.

At the same time, Xiao Tuan's eyes suddenly widened, his neck stopped twisting, and his whole body froze.

He remembered who this person was...

Bending slightly, Huang Rao stretched out one finger to pick up Xiao Tuan's fat chin, and scratched it with the other fingers.

Xiao Tuan: "..."

Rao Huang chuckled.

"Yo, long time no see."

Xiao Tuan's face cracked.

The author has something to say: explain the name of the article

Queen's use→Emperor's special use→Emperor→Emperor→Rao Huang

Tuanzi→Xiao Tuan

So the royal dumpling is the meat dumpling exclusive to the royal family, haha!

Don't say I'm named Fei even though I'm indeed Orz

☆, brother and father are stupid and unclear

When life turns into a pot of dog blood, forcing you to walk and spill while making you fall into the pit, what should you do at this time to face the sarcasm in the eyes of the visitor coldly, and make the world look at life with a smile? The lofty attitude is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people? !

Especially when you are facing the person who pinched your belly like a ball in front of people when you met for the first time, mocked your height, waved your hand and left leisurely, and now you meet again in broad daylight. The one who tickles your chin like a cat with a smile on your face while you're stuck in a pit? !

Xiao Tuan's answer to this is yes.

what……

I have never been so eager to get into the pit...

Rao Huang looked at Xiao Tuan's distorted and flushed face with a smile, scratched it a few more times in a good mood, and suddenly said when Xiao Tuan's face became more and more distorted, "Shall I pull you up?"

His face quickly grimaced, Xiao Tuan finally nodded expressionlessly, "Thank you so much."

Rao Qitai and Rao Qizi on the side looked at each other, and they both saw the surprise in each other's eyes.

know?

Good relationship?

Otherwise, how could the family member be so kind!

Rao Huang glanced lightly at Rao Qitai and Rao Qizi with his long and narrow eyes, and the corners of his mouth slowly curved slightly.

This smile, in the eyes of outsiders, is that super handsome guy's smile is really evil, charming, crazy, and so seductive, how can it be so hot and beautiful, but in the eyes of Rao Qitai and Rao Qizi, it is——

hiss!

this!arc!Spend!

Oh big bad!Going home is going to be over again!The two of them shook their bodies at the same time, their hearts trembled, and the alarm bells rang out.

Rao Qizi's small face instantly wrinkled into a rag, and Rao Qitai also frowned and pursed his lips tightly.

Xiao Tuan didn't pay attention to the eye contact of the three of them, and naturally he didn't know that in just a few seconds, Rao Huang had successfully "scare" the two children with just one look.The focus of Xiao Tuan's attention is, is Rao Huang able to pull himself up alone? !

The height is very high, but it looks quite thin. The weight of the young master Bai Baiqi is not just for fun.

Received Xiao Tuan's skeptical look, Rao Huang was not annoyed but just smiled... well, it was even more sinister, shaking for no reason, Xiao Tuan suddenly felt that the weather had become so cold.

Rao Huang stretched out his slender hands, grabbed Xiao Tuan's fleshy white arm with one hand, and asked with a smile, "Are you ready?"

Facts have proved that Rao Huang's inquiry is just meaning.

Before Xiao Tuan had time to nod or shake his head, he felt like his arm was going to be broken, damn it!

Rao Huang pulled Xiao Tuan out of the hole like pulling a radish with a sudden force in his arm. The movement was crisp and neat, very chic and stylish, but the perception of Mr. Carrot was not very good.

"Oh my fuck-my arm is going to be crippled! Oh my old waist..." Xiao Tuan wrinkled his face and was in pain, "My dear brother! If you exert your strength, at least give me a shout! "

Rao Huang: "Squeak."

Xiao Tuan: "..."

Rao Huang let go of his hand quickly after pulling the man up, so Xiao Tuan threw his nose full of sand and dust as soon as he got out of the well pit, wiped his face indiscriminately, and spit out the sand and dust that had strayed in with his mouth several times. , looking at the monstrous face in front of him that has the potential to deceive and deceive, Xiao Tuan really wants to slurp his old blood on it!This guy definitely did it on purpose!

Just as he was about to express his inner indignation, he saw the two children standing aside greeted Emperor Rao with the expression of a brave man going to death.

Rao Qi is too tragic: "...Brother!"

Rao Qizi was tragic: "...Dad!"

Xiao Routuan was shocked: "What?!"

elder brother? !

Fuck dad? ! !

The end of Xiao Tuan's inner howl changed.

The savior and murderer, the fuck is this guy in the same family? !

Emperor Rao stepped forward and patted his head one by one, "Go home and settle the score, now go to school."

Rao Qitai and Rao Qizi grieved: "Yes!" Then the older one took the younger one and ran away quickly. The two children turned their heads and waved goodbye to Xiao Tuan politely halfway through the run.

Rao Qi was too cool: "Goodbye, uncle!"

Mengmeng Rao Qizi: "Goodbye, Routuanzi!"

Uncle→Xiao Tuan

Meat dumplings → Xiaotuan

"Kacha" the glass heart broke.

While running, Rao Qitai suddenly remembered something, turned his head and shouted to Emperor Rao: "Brother! You have to wait for someone sent by Uncle Deng to pick you up, don't run away by yourself! Wait a while..."

Rao Huangchong and Rao Qitai smiled very softly and amiably, Rao Qitai got goosebumps, felt a deep chill, stopped talking and dragged the little one to slip faster, leaving only dust flying.

Deng... Bo... Bo...

Xiao Tuan stood up abruptly like an electric shock, ignoring the pain in his back and arms, he hurriedly rolled his fleshy balls and ran to the open space on the opposite platform to look around.

nobody……

The footsteps of shoes stepping on gravel came from behind. At this time, it was like a magic sound urging his ears. Xiao Tuan turned his head stiffly like a machine, and suddenly had an extremely terrifying premonition.

Rao Huang, who was walking slowly, saw that Xiao Tuan's face turned red and black, and immediately smiled more sincerely: "Are you looking for me?"

This terrifying premonition seems to be...

Rao Huang raised one hand, shook his forearm from side to side as a gesture of waving hello, raised the corners of his eyes and raised his lips, "Hi, hello~" The smile was very pure and kind, "I'm lovely, student."

Cheng, true, yes.

Xiao Tuan: "..."

Rao Huang: "^_^"

The silence at the scene perfectly contrasted the overwhelming roaring body in Xiao Tuan's heart.

You are so deceitful!

You are so funny! !

You are so funny! ! !

Nima, now Fahai has changed his career to release evildoers, fuck me...

Thinking of Deng Guangming's bright forehead, Xiao Tuan felt really chilled.

The pattern is broken, and from the very beginning, it shouldn't be thought that there can be any normal people under the bald Fahai banner.

Xiao Tuan wiped his face hard, feeling quite sour, "You are actually a university teacher? No, aren't you a lawyer?!"

Xiao Tuan still remembers that the lawyer who helped Huasi in the lawsuit was Huang Rao, the cousin of God Mo!I got Mrs. Wang in and I haven't let it out yet. Why didn't I become a teacher again after a while?Last time I said he was a model...

What the hell, what kind of job and background is this girl?

Rao Huang folded his arms and smiled, "I am a lawyer, but I do have a teacher qualification certificate, do you want to see it?"

This person's facial features are indeed very attractive, and there is nothing wrong with that, but why does Xiao Tuan think that this smile is so evil and not like a good person?

Xiao Tuan pouted, "Forget it, you are an excellent student recognized by Professor Deng, even if you don't have a teacher qualification certificate, you are still qualified to be a teacher." When it came to the word "excellent", he deliberately emphasized it.

Rolling his eyes, Xiao Tuan suddenly thought, "Cousin God, how do you know that I am the person sent by Professor Deng to pick you up?"

Rao Huang signaled Xiao Tuan to lead the way to University A, Xiao Tuan suppressed the roaring body in his heart and nodded as calmly as possible, walked to Rao Huang's side to lead the way, and burst into tears as he approached.

I almost forgot the height of this guy's extreme hatred. It really is more popular than others. Cousin is too tall, 1.9 meters must be there.This approach even awakened the scene where Xiao Tuan was once molested by Emperor Rao, so the roaring body in his heart showed signs of reappearing.

"Professor Deng said that he appointed a student to meet me. The student has distinctive characteristics, which can be recognized at a glance. He is fat and has injuries on his face, and" Rao Huang looked at Xiao Tuan teasingly, "Look It looks like it has the potential to rob houses."

The corner of Xiao Tuan's mouth twitched: "...Professor Deng is really discerning."

In fact, Deng Guangming also has a quirky line behind him, but it is quite pleasing at first glance. His eyes are clear and spiritual. All in all, he is a very energetic and fat guy.Rao Huang smiled, of course, there is no need to say these compliments.

Rao Huang got a lot of hatred for Deng Guangming, but Xiao Tuan turned his head and forgot in such a heartless way. What he was struggling with was, tsk, he always felt that there was something wrong with what happened just now, but he couldn't tell. what's wrong...

Rao Huang's class was in the afternoon, and he was scheduled to come in the morning just to check on the situation. Xiao Tuan took him to University A for a walk and then withdrew. In the morning, Xiao Tuan had no class, so he wanted to go back to the dormitory and continue to stay. Sleeping or looking at the skin-picking madman or something, but on the way back to the dormitory, Xiao Tuan suddenly stopped in his tracks.

What the hell!

Wait!

Just now the older kid said that the smaller one was his younger brother, and then he called Emperor Rao his elder brother, so the three of them should be brothers, but the little one called Emperor Rao was called...

daddy..dad? !

Xiao Tuan, his face cracked again.

The author has something to say: double update tomorrow!

10am and 7:30pm

I forgot to thank Xia Xiachan yesterday, thank you for your Leiwa~

There are so few messages, the author is planning to give you a double update TT, no love (waving

☆, the emperor arrives

There are four male and female dormitory buildings in University A. There are many monks and few porridge. Among them, boys occupy three buildings. In order to distinguish them, each building in the male dormitory has its own number, which is called by the letters R, S, and T respectively. Floors are also marked with letters, for example, the first floor of Building R is RA, the second floor is RB, and so on.

The dormitory building Xiao Tuan lives in is S, and the dormitory is on the second floor, so together it is SB. ╮(╯_╰)╭

The male compatriots on each SB floor of University A are faced with the "SB" title and followed their hard fate for four years. After collectively experiencing being ridiculed by the crowd, the male compatriots on the SB floor really cherish each other. When we met, it was really "SB sees SB, blinkblink with both eyes". On the same floor, no matter whether they are in the same dormitory or not, they feel very cordial and full of belonging. After all... they are all SBs!

On the big A forum, jokes about teasing the SB floor have never stopped. For example, Xiao Tuan once read such a joke: the moon is dark and the wind is high, a couple is dating, the man pinches the woman’s face and says, you little sb , the woman said sweetly and arrogantly, you are a big SB, I couldn't help it when I saw this scene, I stepped forward and said to the woman: "Now women also have SB?" Turned around and patted the man on the shoulder, " Dude, are you a slut?" Unexpectedly, the woman slapped her and said, "Who are you calling sb?!" The man added a kick: "You are a sb!" I collapsed on the ground and coughed up blood, "I...I It really belongs to SB!"

In addition to countless such SB jokes, there are also many people who have produced humorous short videos, which make people laugh. I have to say that the people’s complaint skills are always on, and as a member of the SB floor, Xiao From the very first day when the group found out that such a good character was assigned to the worst floor of University A, it was an old blood, but after staying on the SB floor for a long time, they really felt a sense of belonging, no matter what , the comrades here are really sympathetic to each other, the relationship between the dormitory and the dormitory is also very harmonious, and they will tease each other about SB.

Just like University A has a forum in University A, no matter which school you are in, there will always be an invincible gossip party. Gossip-like news is our own responsibility, with the strategic goal of sharing gossip to achieve common prosperity of the school, taking the sustainable development path of supporting gossip to the world, digging news, discussing slots, and emphasizing sharing, we are really living at the forefront of the times.

And Fang Dayao on the SB floor is one of the main forces in the concentration camp of A and small gossip. As a man, collecting all kinds of gossip as his spirit and relying on his hobby is really eye-catching.

After lunch at noon, Xiao Tuan went back to the dormitory to see that his old Niu Beloved Wife’s laptop was still in the “chug chug” mode. Surrounded by seven people who didn't know what they were looking at, and made a sound of "tsk tsk" from time to time, Xiao Tuan walked over curiously, pushed his big buttocks, and squeezed away the bamboo pole.

"Didn't you say that our dormitory is haunted? Why are there so many people here? What are you looking at? It's so mysterious. Don't be rude if you have beautiful women to share with you!"

Fang Dayao turned the computer to the side, and clicked his tongue twice, "Haunting is out of date, beautiful women are ghosts, and now there are people with a very high risk factor for our male compatriots! Look, the bald head method Hai's personal homepage updated a message that he went abroad for research so he let his favorite student take over the class. Did you see that the following long article is all about the achievements of his favorite student, and the lines are full of embarrassment, which is not a big deal !" Fang Dayao moved the mouse and clicked on the picture below, "Although talents are worthy of admiration, the point is, this buddy looks really evil!"

Xiao Tuan glanced at Rao Huang's ultra-high-definition photo: "..." It's quite sinister.

Fang Dayao kept talking, "The news about Bald Fahai was released last night, and there were a lot of people blowing up last night. I went to bed early and was bombarded by the phone call from the moderator of A University's gossip forum. The girl said that I am a The main force of the big A gossip camp didn't know that there was such a hot news about the attack of a super handsome guy, so they scorned me severely."

Xiao Tuan: "..."

Click on the red bar to open the high-definition big picture and look around, and couldn't help but boast, "Don't talk about it, no wonder the girls are excited, I want a beautiful woman of the same level to come, and I also feel like a man. This guy is really handsome, and he doesn't look like those sissy ones, he's very manly and cool."

Xiao Tuan's face was contorted, and his voice was raised, "..His man?!"

Xiao Tuan thought of Huang Rao's peach blossom eyes, his sinister face with a sinister smile, and the scene where he was deeply trapped in a well and the other party was still smiling and teasing him, he was suddenly unbalanced and unhappy.

Xiao Tuan pointed to Rao Huang's photo and commented, "Look at those eyes, it looks like a sinister and cunning person with bad thinking! Look at this nose, it's so straight...it's so straight, it's not afraid of knocking on the door! You Look at this mouth again, it is said that thin lips are also thin, he must be a mean person with such thin lips!"

Fang Dayao glanced at Xiao Tuan in surprise, "Okay, it's rare to see you so actively fighting against such a dangerous person, I'm very worried for the majority of male compatriots." He patted Xiao Tuan on the shoulder, "All male compatriots accept you Love! But this is too low-end and dark, if the level is not enough, you need to practice more."

Xiao Tuan suppressed his face, "... fuck your uncle."

There was laughter in the dormitory.

..

Xiao Tuan, who was ridiculed by the crowd, had to go to class in the afternoon, which was still Rao Huang's class. Xiao Tuan looked up to the sky with a bitter face and screamed, giving people a happy life.

As soon as Xiao Tuan arrived in the classroom, he realized that there were so many people.

In the sea of ​​people, one hand greeted, "Hey, Fatty Xiao, this way!"

Xiao Tuan walked over to the source of the sound, and asked the other party with black lines on his face: "I said Fang Dayao, didn't you study economics, why did you come here?"

Fang Dayao chuckled, "Isn't this at the forefront of serving the public? It is necessary to get first-hand gossip information! Besides," he put his arm around Xiao Tuan's shoulder, "Who knows if the photo belongs to P? I have the responsibility and the obligation to clarify the truth for the masses!"

Xiao Tuan shook Fang Dayao's hand away, contemptuously, "You are hopeless."

However, the students in the entire classroom waited for a long time, and Rao Huang hadn't come yet.

Fang Dayao looked at the time, "What's going on, is the pigeon not coming?"

When the commotion downstairs was leaving one after another, a tall figure walked in at the main entrance, and the commotion became much quieter in an instant.

The facial features of the visitor were clear and deep, his face with mixed race taste was handsome but also charming, and the smile on his lips was just right, neither ostentatious nor rude, very elegant and decent.The figure is slender but not thin, and the faint muscular lines are full of masculine charm. The visitor said: "I am the next teacher who will teach you for Professor Deng. You can call me by my name directly, Rao Huang." And the tone was sincere, and the handsome face of the visitor seemed to feel very guilty at this time, "I'm sorry that I was late and kept you waiting."

Rao Huang on the stage is like a darling under the spotlight. Apart from his high appearance, his aura is also natural, which is different from the evil spirit Xiao Tuan saw. At this time, Rao Huang looks elegant and gentleman, and his eyes seem to be slightly apologetic. Drooping, softens an otherwise sharp tone.Handsome, tall, powerful, elegant and uninhibited, Rao Huang's unique personal charm immediately detonated the audience.

After a short period of silence, commotion broke out, and the girls whispered to each other with red lights on their faces, "Wow, he is really a super handsome guy! He looks so elegant and has an aristocratic feel! Such a young teacher!"

Elegant... so fucking aristocratic? !

Xiao Tuan bared his teeth beside him, this girl must be able to pretend, although she is not very familiar, but according to this person's peeing nature, he will feel sorry, that's really a ghost!

It has to be said that Xiao Routuan's opinion on the urine sex of a certain evildoer is really sharp.

Although there were a lot of people in the audience, Rao Huang still saw Xiao Routuan sitting in the corner of the fifth row at a glance. Not to mention the size, Xiao Tuan changed into a golden T-shirt after going back because he dirty his clothes because he fell into a hole. Especially conspicuous.

Rao Huang felt funny when he saw the other party baring his teeth fiercely at him, his eyebrows were raised slantly, and the curve of his mouth was slowly raised...

Xiao Tuan found this expression somewhat familiar.

So in the next second Rao Huang said apologetically, "On the way here just now, I saw someone fall into the manhole cover pit, and I was so sorry to help pull him up and delay the time."

Xiao Tuan: "..."

A female voice rang out from the audience, "So it's like this, we thought teacher, you dated your girlfriend so much that you forgot the time!"

There are a few echoes below.

Rao Huang smiled gracefully, "I don't have a girlfriend."

Xiao Tuan really wanted to go on stage and tear off that smiling face. It was only in the morning that he fell into the pit, and it was also in the morning that he pulled himself up, but now he has the nerve to say "just now"?Nima also specifically mentioned, don't think I didn't see the sinister smile you just looked at me!

Xiao Tuan took a deep breath, thought for a while, and took the beautiful magazine written by Fang Dayao next door to block the front, stretched out his hand and pinched his throat, and answered: "Then do you have a boyfriend~"

The audience burst into loud laughter.

Rao Huang looked at the golden fat man's actions that were trying to cover up, and laughed out loud, then calmly smiled and replied: "Not yet, we can consider it."

The students were even more restless now, buzzing and accompanied by a few uncontrollable screams, a male voice sounded in the escalating commotion, "Teacher, is the emperor the emperor's emperor?"

Rao Huang glanced at the other party and smiled, "Yes, Concubine Ai."

"Oh my god, this teacher is awesome, he's so cooperative, haha."

"It's very good, and the brothers finally don't have to be wiped out by the bald Fahai's wonderful thesis!"

"Haha Your Majesty, it sounds much better than the bald Fahai, so domineering."

Amid the booing and laughter, another male voice rang out in a high-pitched voice, "Your Majesty! Are you so handsome that you are here to grab a girl from us?"

Rao Huang still smiled, "I rob men."

The boys were collectively moved, and the audience whistled incessantly, "Your Majesty, you are awesome!"

"Then my concubines," Rao Huang looked around the classroom and said with a smile, "Let me set up a project."

Audience: "..."

☆, how old are you?!

Regardless of how inhumane and tragic Huang Rao's behavior of assigning topics on the first day of class was, Xiao Tuan, a small commoner, trembled in disbelief, pointing to a post on the computer's Big A forum with a painful expression on his face that had been struck by lightning. Hongtiao, Baimian and Fang Dayao said: "This...the world is going downhill, people's hearts are not old, look, look! What harsh taxation conditions were put forward by that tyrant on the first day, and then these people, these people , It’s fine if you don’t rebel, but you actually gave him a whole... harem?!!”

What Xiao Tuan said about the harem was actually a forum dedicated to Emperor Rao in the forum A, and the title was quite old-fashioned: The emperor has arrived!

Clicking in, it really blinded Xiao Tuan's aluminum alloy eyes.Whatever is on the first floor