Imperial dumpling

Author of "Queen Tuanzi": Zai

Copywriter:

Copywriting of Big Fatty Xiao Tuan Weeping Blood

When we met for the first time, I was ridiculed for my height!

The second meeting, in the manhole cover pit! !

The third time they met, they directly became the other party's nanny...

Isn't it just the two months when I met the tyrant, I fell into a pit, my legs were lame, I had a fever, and I lost weight before liberation!What's the matter!Didn't it mean that after three months of encountering the tyrant, she lost [-]% of her weight!ten!catty!and!already!!

Xiao Tuan looked up to the sky and wept: "Hehe."

Why is it always me who gets hurt?

#Want to lose weight?The evildoer is more suitable for falling into the pit#

#Xiao Dapang's History of Blood and Tears#

#Ah, come and kill this tyrant! #

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①In fact, this is also the story of Xida Puben (?), a big meat dumpling who returned to the ranks of delicate niches under the cruel hands of a certain evildoer.

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This is about a cruel little shou who was distorted from the inside to the outside by the rules of survival of the weak and the strong in the doomsday world, and became even more distorted from the inside to the outside. Once he traveled to a mysterious place The other world continent met his family's iceberg, facial paralysis, and the best old Gong accidentally reshaped the three views, and the three views became even less serious.

The three views are not upright, fake, vicious, shou v Bingshan protects his wife, crazy attack plot direction + super sweet emotional line, no abuse

Overhead the otherworldly continent is more ancient, but speaks human words

Open around October.

Content tags: soft spot, joy, lover, match made in heaven

Search keywords: Protagonist: Xiao Tuan, Emperor Rao┃Supporting roles: Rao Qitai, Rao Qizi, Hongtiao, Baimian┃Others: evildoer, meat ball, relaxed, warm

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☆, go to your uncle

"I will gently peel off your skin layer by layer, wash it with your favorite shower gel, and then sew it on again, so that you will be clean. Don't worry, I will finish peeling off quickly, use The anesthetic is afraid that it will be bad for your skin, don’t you value your skin the most, so bear with it, my dear, soon, you can see that I have peeled off the skin of your face..."

The woman's shrieking and collapsing scream was like a sharp knife cutting through the air, accompanied by a man's sinister and cold laughter from the SB2 dormitory, making the student Hongtiao who was about to go back to the dormitory in the corridor swallow silently, Sweating coldly, he murmured "this snake spirit disease" in his mouth, and then stepped forward and slowly turned the handle amidst the strange laughter, and opened the door.

"Ahhhh!!" As soon as the door was opened, the room was surrounded by a bloody red light, and the screams and laughter were even more horrifying. Outside the corridor, there was a continuous, thick and deep muffled sound like an old cow plowing the field, which added a bit of weirdness to the cramped blood-red space.In the dark corner, the light from the computer screen illuminated a...fat face with a ferocious smile.

"Fuck! Fatty Xiao, I'm about to pee my pants because of you! You're not watching any horror movies when you have a good sex dream in broad daylight!"

Classmate Hongtiao, formerly known as Hong Yihong, is short and thin, with sunken cheeks and a unique voice called Hongliang.At first, because of her name, she got the name "Xiaohong", a model girl who respects the old, loves the young, and works hard to manage the family, which appears frequently in elementary school textbooks. I went to wash, cut and blew a noodle head that I couldn't bear to look at, so I got the nickname "Instant Noodles". The level of the noodle head that I couldn't bear to look at, in the words of Xiao Tuan, "doing this hairstyle on the Army Day is against the party. Ah!" The white-faced students in the SB2 dormitory took it for granted, fearing that it would be difficult to swallow instant noodles, a must-have food in the dormitory, so under the combination of the two sides, Hong Yihong's nickname "Red Tiao" came to this finalize.

Hongtiao bent down to take off his shoes, and angrily smashed the shoes he took off towards Xiao Tuan. Unfortunately, although Xiao Tuan was covered in flesh, he had unmatched agility. , and at the same time flexibly turned the notebook in his hand in the air, and when he put it in place, he heard the sound of shoes hitting the wall and falling.

Xiao Tuan smiled contemptuously, "Little boy, fight with the master."

Hong Tiao curled his lips, and didn't think he could hit it.This kind of shoe-smashing incident happened at least five times a week. No matter how tricky the angle was and how fast the speed was, Xiao Tuan could always use his fat body to dodge successfully with various twisted postures that challenged the limits of human beings.This time, the smashing of the shoe was lacking in skill no matter in terms of angle or strength, and it was normal to be dodged.

Hong Tiao sighed, "Fat people are not scary, flexible fat people are a big killer that endangers social security!"

Xiao Tuan paused the video, and the screaming stopped abruptly, only the muffled grunt of the old cow farmland continued tenaciously, "It's not that I said you, a big man is still afraid of horror movies, isn't he? Man. By the way, this isn’t a horror movie, it’s a skin-scratcher!”

Hongtiao gritted his teeth, "Damn it, go to the corridor and listen to it, the sound effect is amazing, you didn't see it, the dormitory next door, the dormitory next door, the dormitory next door and the next dormitory next door are all open, there is no one there! Turn around and be careful that the uncle in charge of the dormitory downstairs wants you to drink tea. Also, when will your broken computer be replaced? It disturbs social order and endangers public safety, and the sound embedded in horror movies even saves the post-production." While speaking, he stepped forward Pull the curtains aside vigorously.

The so-called bloody red light is actually the effect caused by sunlight passing through the dark red curtains. The ecstasy curtain color was undoubtedly chosen by Xiao Tuan. The explanation given was that it can create a suitable atmosphere when watching horror movies.To this, the members of the SB2 dormitory responded directly by beating Xiao Tuan violently, and the indirect response was to spy on Xiao Tuan with inexplicable and weird eyes for two consecutive weeks.It's just that you can't just throw away everything you bought, they are all excellent party members with a good character of diligence and thrift!So after beating Xiao Tuan violently, the dark red coquettish curtain survived like this.

"Let me be abandoned all the time?! My lord, am I such a person?! It has been with me for two full years, a poor wife can't be abandoned, buddy!" Xiao Tuan originally wanted to make a sad and righteous expression, but it was a pity Affecting the wound on his face, the awe-inspiring righteousness instantly became twisted and hideous.

After Hongtiao opened the curtains, he found that there were two bruises on Xiao Tuan's face, which looked rather pervasive.

"What's wrong with your face? You were injured by pots, pans and pans of decent women when you tried to rob money and sex?"

Xiao Tuan looked at the time, and wanted to stand up, but unfortunately, he went out and his body was still on the bed, his forehead hit the upper bed, and he couldn't care about rubbing it, and his shoes were messed up Put it on, but the mouth kept talking, "I saw injustice on the way, and I drew my sword to help, and when I saw some villains trying to molest women from a good family, I stepped forward to stop it. Unfortunately, the heroes are all skinny, and my body can only be used as a pad. No need. I adore you too much, ordinary worship is enough, I have to go to class, and I'm going to fuck Fa Hai's class!! Hong Tiaoer remember to bring me lunch!"

Xiao Tuan hurriedly put on his shoes and went out, the red-tipped hand Bala yelled at the door, "Fuck Xiao Tuan, you should lock up your rotten wife first! It's so noisy!!"

Xiao Tuan is indeed a flexible fat man, he had already rushed downstairs in a few words, and a loud voice came from downstairs in an instant, "Don't touch my beloved wife!! After shutting down, I will write to Xu Niu under your pillow His 101st love letter was announced to the world in the form of a big-character poster!!"

A shoe was thrown from upstairs with the loud sound of "I'll go to you!" Xiao Tuan twisted his body and dodged lightly, humming a song and running towards the classroom while shaking his flesh.

Just kidding, it takes 15 minutes to turn on the phone, and it takes four to five hours to buffer and download a video. After turning it off and on again, you can watch it in the early hours of the morning, right? !

It's a pity that the speed is fast enough, but there is a serious shortage of time. Even though Xiao Tuan used his legs as four-wheel drives and reached the door of the classroom at full speed, Professor Deng, known as Fahai with a bald head, was already standing in front of the podium with full aura. With a chill in his eyes, Xiao Tuan looked chilly all over, and he felt that there might be bloody disasters due to the unlucky years.

Professor Deng unexpectedly let Xiao Tuan in with only a few glances, but Xiao Tuan was even more frightened.It's over, if something goes wrong, there must be a demon!Sure enough, saving his life until the end of get out of class, the bald Fahai gave an order and called Xiao Tuan to the office.

"Tell me, is this the first time you have been late? Huh? Is it because my poor lectures have made you rebel and attempt to start an uprising?!" Shaved a bald head to make him look younger. He speaks sonorously, has a unique personality, and enjoys teasing students. He is a particularly famous professor at University A where Xiao Tuan is.It is said that after teaching in a famous foreign university for six years, he gave up his high-paying position and returned to China to benefit the people. He has worked in the most famous F school and H school in the country. In the past two years, he was invited to teach at University A, and a welcome party was held at the beginning of the semester.

"No, no, no, your lectures really focus on being full of emotions, and the ups and downs are seamlessly coordinated. In just one class, the little one is better than ten years of reading!" Xiao Tuan smiled like a dog.

"You said that your grades are half-dead. You can't even get an outline for the thesis I temporarily assigned last week. You are trying to piss me off, right? I plan to pass it on Teacher's Day next year. Tomb-sweeping day, right?!" Deng Guangming covered his heart with his hands, showing a heartbroken look on his face.

"No, no, what you said, I don't think that the topic you gave is particularly deep and connotative. I have been thinking all day about how to write it so that I can accurately convey the profound spirit. The day after tomorrow, no, no, tomorrow! How about I show you the outline tomorrow?" Xiao Tuan looked at Deng Guangming's "distressed" appearance, and muttered in his heart, "Life is like a play, it all depends on acting", with a dog-legged look on his face. Sample.

Only then did Deng Guangming move his hands away from his heart, staring at Xiao Tuan's injured face and said, "Did the attempted robbery get kicked and knives used by the big men?"

Xiao Tuan: "..."

Xiao Tuan wiped his face, and when he put his hand down, his emotions were already in place, and his fearless heroism exploded, "When you see injustice on the road in the morning, you draw your sword to help, and when you see bad people bullying good women, you go up to help the weak..."

"All right, all right, tell the truth." Deng Guangming stopped Xiao Tuan's speech with a wave of his hand.

Xiao Tuan's momentum instantly collapsed, and he lowered his head and muttered silently.

Deng Guangming: "Speak up!"

Xiao Tuan grieved: "The manhole cover fell."

Deng Guangming: "..."

Xiao Tuan hastily added, "I'm not a professor, I'm really planning to hoe the strong and help the weak. Do you remember the [-]th Street where the road is being built? That's there! I don't know who the hell lifted the manhole cover on the side of the road Yes, I fell into it with a bang when I was rushing! Really!! Fortunately, the hole was not deep and my body was made of enough material, so I was fine. The injury on my face was caused by my unsteady footsteps when I was pulled up. It fell."

Deng Guangming laughed until he could barely see his eyes, and patted Xiao Tuan on the shoulder to express his condolences, "How is the view of the sewer?"

Xiao Tuan blinked, "I don't know."

Deng Guangming doubted: "Didn't you fall into the pit?"

Xiao Tuan nodded, "But I got stuck and didn't go down."

Deng Guangming: "..."

Xiao Tuan raised his chest and looked terrified, "In the end, I drove those villains away!"

Deng Guangming raised his eyebrows.

Xiao Tuan laughed wildly, "I was stuck there and kept shouting like crazy, which attracted the crowd, and they had to run away because they were afraid of being discovered!"

Deng Guangming looked at Xiao Tuan's smirk, and suddenly said, "You did a good job. In order to reward you, I don't need to write the last paper."

As soon as Xiao Tuan's eyes lit up, he heard Deng Guangming go on to say, "Give you a chance to express your feelings as a hero, and the title of your thesis will be changed to..." After a pause, he continued, "On the size of the manhole cover, it is important for the masses. impact on personal safety.”

Xiao Tuan: "..."

Xiao Tuan's expression was sour, and he was about to say something when Deng Guangming added: "Oh, show me the outline tomorrow."

Xiao Tuan was completely silent.

#On the feasibility of stuffing the professor into the well cover pit without being discovered under the blue sky and white sun#

As the sun set, he walked out of the office door with weak steps. Xiao Tuan held on to the railing and held his heart, deeply aware that he was going to die soon, and slowly uttered his last words for a long time.

"..fuck you"

The author has something to say: Open a pit!Are you still there?Take a bubble and say hello to me~

I've been watching a thriller and suspense murder movie recently, it's so exciting!So at the beginning, I made a whole paragraph. When I watched it, did you feel for a moment that the style of the painting was wrong and you might have fallen into the wrong pit? Hahaha

I am so cute, so I let the dumpling fall out of the pit in order to satisfy my personal cuteness. It’s really embarrassing hhh

Stop diving, give Wu Ma some motivation, even a single word is fine (sorrowful face)

Watching the snow falling in the summer throwing a landmine

Thank you dear for throwing thunder to me, and Lei is happy before I update the text~

Happy Chinese Valentine’s Day~ I’ll post a chapter first, and I’ll specifically pick the one that’s posted at 13:14 on Chinese Valentine’s Day, so I’ll take a sweet look at it haha-3-

Those who have a partner or not, in short, I wish all readers happiness and happiness! ! !

☆, cups can only be developed into tableware

University A is actually just an ordinary key university. It is not as famous as School F or School H. However, University A also has its reputation. The law major here is very famous, and most students who like law majors will choose to come here. A major, of course, that is also the main premise that the grades are not enough to pass the grades of F school and H school.

As a member of University A, Xiao Tuan's grades back then were lucky enough to meet the admission score line of the Law School of University A. He packed up his bags happily and ran to University A to report. The threshold of the law school, but the majors of A University are allocated according to the grade points of the freshmen in the sophomore year. The GPA is too low, so it is not possible to choose a popular major. That is to say, Xiao Tuan wants a good one in A University. To be professional, just relying on a shit luck is not enough.

Xiao Tuan only felt that all of his brain cells with high IQ were used in the college entrance examination that year, and there was nothing left of that kind. If he wanted his character to explode and his shit luck to reappear so that he could get into a good major, the probability was as small as meeting him. Immortal Da Luo swished himself to lose weight successfully, just like the Arabian Nights, which is incredible.

Xiao Tuan, who is now a sophomore, can only live pitifully in the "lowest bottom" of A University because he doesn't have to step on shit again.

At this time, Xiao Tuan didn't know that he would really surprise everyone in the future, but what he met was not the Daluo Immortal but the thousand-year-old demon, that's a later story.

Now Xiao Daroutuan puts all his energy into researching the manhole cover.

Hong Tiao gloated while pulling at his white-faced clothes, "Hey, look, Xiao Dapang's classic pose appeared."

I saw Xiao Tuan resting his chin on the pillow, his eyes glazed over, his arms hanging down, his legs half-kneeling on the bed and his ass pouted in the air. It's as ecstasy as pork.

Bai Mian looked down at the time on the phone, nodded in affirmation, "That's right, the meatball kneeling posture has lasted for 8 minutes, and there is still a while before the longest record of 21 minutes. Let's see if we can break the record."

Hongtiao and Baimian looked at each other and smiled.

However, Xiao Tuan let them down. The second after Bai Mian finished speaking, Xiao Tuan skillfully propped up his body with his hands, the fat on his body trembled like waves, and the fat claws immediately rubbed it with experience. After a bit of a stiff jaw, he slowly sat up straight on the bed, his body swayed from side to side and up and down, and he stretched his waist and kicked his legs.After completing this series of stretching exercises comparable to radio gymnastics, Xiao Tuan took the time to look at the red bar and the white face, one at a time.

"Wolf-eyed wolf, wolf-hearted, dog-lung, you dear revolutionary comrades are deep in dire straits, struggling to think about life, and you are sitting here pinching my watch?! Pinching the watch is fine, but you don't even have a little food None?!" Xiao Tuan was furious.

Baimian showed shame, "Yes, comrade, you have worked hard, Hongtiao, quickly take out the leftover fish bones we just ate."

Xiao Tuan casually threw a box of tissues on the bed over, without even needing to aim, it hit Baimian's face with a whoosh, "Smack you little white-eyed wolf."

Bai Mian cried out in pain, "Oh, you don't know that I live on my face!!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he received two contemptuous looks as expected.

Baimian's complete nickname is Baimian Scholar, that is to say, this girl looks quite decent in appearance, not to mention Pan An, but at least he is a young man with good facial features, with fair skin, wearing a pair of platinum glasses all day long to pretend to be gentle Scholar is quite like that, and many girls are fine with it, but as far as the average looks are concerned, Xiao Tuan said that as a person who has seen the delicate and beautiful face of Huasi and the handsome and invincible face of Mo Juemo People (Note ①), white noodles are obviously not enough.In Xiao Tuan's words, "The white-faced scholar is flattering, but the little white-faced one is very appropriate."

Hongtiao looked at the time, and it was not too early, so he stepped forward to say hello, "Let's go, let's not care about those who rely on faces for food, Xiao Tuan and brother go to eat together."

Hearing the words, Bai Mian next to him showed the appearance of an abandoned little daughter-in-law, Hong Tiao couldn't help but stepped forward to give him a shave, but when he turned his head, he saw a big butt in the air in front of him.

Red bar: "..."

Looking at Xiao Tuan who quickly resumed the "meat ball kneeling on the sky" in front of him, the corner of Hongtiao's mouth twitched, "Okay buddy, now the dungeon upgrade also comes with a save file renewal, and you plan to break the record and stop eating? Who was begging for food just now." Hong Tiao said lightly poking with Xiao Tuan's exposed belly meat with his feet, and the dynamic fat swayed quite rhythmically, especially the picture of white waves hitting the shore, especially It's because the belly of the white meat stuck in the manhole cover is surrounded by purple bruises, like a purple swimming ring, very distinctive.

Xiao Tuan maintained his kneeling posture, and said in a distressed tone, "You guys go, I just want to eat manhole covers now." As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to stabilize his swaying stomach.

Red strips & white noodles: "..."

Regardless of whether Xiao Tuan finally ate the manhole cover or not, the scientific spirit of wanting to eat the manhole cover just for writing a thesis was enough to deeply move his roommate. The group packed a wonton, but when they returned to the dormitory, they found that the building was already empty, except for a broken computer that was constantly running and humming continuously.

At this time, Xiao Routuan was walking in front of Professor Deng's office.

Today, no matter what, I can't hand in the outline of the thesis. Instead of passively kneeling and waiting for interrogation, it is better to take the initiative to look for a chance!However……

My dear mother, please tell me where is the way of life? ? ! !

Xiao Tuan cried and fainted in front of the office door.

Caring for the elderly and helping the grandmother to cross the road on the way delayed the paper?

Giving up your seat to a pregnant woman on the bus caused your vision to be blocked and you got off at the wrong stop, which delayed your thesis?

Seeing injustice on the road, drawing swords to help, seeing bad guys... Ah, this is no good, I have already used it.

Just as Xiao Tuan was racking his brains to think of countermeasures as far as his IQ could go, the door opened.

Deng Guangming looked at Xiao Tuan's distorted face: "..."

As expected of Xiao Tuan who has seen the world, his rudeness was only for a moment, and his emotions were brewed in the next second. With a sad face, he said slowly: "I, I had a car accident."

Deng Guangming: "..."

Xiao Tuan wanted to continue the car accident, but he saw Deng Guangming's eyes turned cold, and his eyes gradually changed...not good!Xiao Tuan immediately changed his strategy.

With a dark face, Deng Guangming forcefully separated Xiao Tuan's hand holding his trousers, and then slapped away the fake crying face that couldn't squeeze a single tear, "Okay, okay, okay, get up and talk !"

Xiao Tuan immediately straightened his posture, "I'm sorry, Professor Deng, the research topic you assigned on the impact of the size of the manhole cover on the personal safety factor of the masses is too advanced and esoteric, so I haven't figured out the outline of the thesis yet."

Deng Guangming had expected it a long time ago, nodded, "Got it."

Xiao Tuan suppressed a blushing face, "That's it?" Don't tell me whether the punishment is Ling Chi or cut in half?

Deng Guangming sorted out the attire that was messed up by Xiao Tuan, then turned around and locked the office door, "The outline of the thesis still needs to be handed in, but I will give you a few days to hand it in in three days."

What is the road to heaven and earth? !

What does it mean when the boat reaches the bridge head naturally straight? !

What is another village called "Another village with dark willows and bright flowers"? ! !

This!At once!Yes!

Xiao Tuanfu felt his heart, and suddenly felt that Professor Deng's smooth head was shining, and the divine light was behind him.

Deng Guangming patted Xiao Tuan on the shoulder, "I will go abroad for seminars in the next two months, and a new teacher will come to take my class. You give him the outline, and he will evaluate the thesis."

Xiao Tuan blinked, "New teacher?"

Deng Guangming rarely showed a satisfied smile, "It was a student I taught when I was teaching abroad, and he was very good."

Xiao Tuan was shocked. Even Professor Deng, the most famous strict and eccentric professor in University A, showed pride and praised his excellence. What kind of god is he? !

But... Xiao Tuan laughed like an idiot in his heart, ahaha, the newcomer can't be more troublesome than this strange old man, right? !

Deng Guangming looked at Xiao Tuan's face with a silly smile, and suddenly felt that this little fat man's facial features are actually good, and he would be quite pleasing if he lost weight, "Look at you, you have a lot of meat, run to the platform opposite Sanba Street in three days Pick up the new teacher."

At this time, Xiao Tuan, who was overwhelmed by the double joy of "the outline can be handed in a few days later" and "the revolutionary team finally ushered in an open leader", smiled and patted his chest and said no problem, but never thought that he could handle Deng Guangming. The old man's one obviously couldn't be the Great Luo Immortal, it must be a thousand-year-old demon with high mana. o(╯□╰)o

Therefore, the chubby Xiao Routuan smiled and was about to usher in his own happy (dan) happy (teng) life.

The author has something to say: Note ①: Hua Si and Mo Jue are the two protagonists of "Tieba is Hooking Up". Anyone who has chased after him will know that. You can ignore me. I am simply explaining to those who have never seen it .I don’t know and it doesn’t affect reading. If you are interested, you can go to meow~ The first encounter between Tuanzi and Raohuang was about chapter 37 of the hook-up article.

december threw a mine

A Zhou is porridge.dropped a mine

Watching the snow falling in the summer throwing a landmine

Thank you for the thunder cast by Twelfth Moon and Congee Porridge~ Is there a kiss from Fanfei? I see you again -3-!

Thank you for your messages, I miss you so much! !Love tiger oil mua—3—

PS: Mama Wu was □□ ORZed by her friends, because she didn't create a □□ group and she didn't go to Weibo.I went to get it on Weibo, dear friends, you can search for handwriting defects.In the future, those who ask for leave or receive benefits will say on Weibo, welcome to chat.As for the Q group, open it if there are more people required, and watch it later.

☆, fat ghost

Xiao Tuan, who was immersed in his longing for a better life in the future, had a good three days. Apart from going to class, he slept or ate. As for the thesis outline, what was that?

For the thesis outline that can't be used as a pillow or eaten, Xiao Tuan has selective amnesia.Besides, maybe the new teacher doesn't know about it? Why bother to rush up and be laughed at.

Thinking of the new teacher who received the thesis and asked him in doubt: "Why did Professor Deng assign such a thesis topic for you?" Xiao Tuan just wanted to find a manhole cover to jump into.

Of course, amnesia belongs to amnesia. In the past three days, Xiao Tuan still did some serious business, and it was a major event related to life!

try to find!cum!job!

It has to be said that Comrade Xiao Tuan, a low-level person who is struggling on the poverty line, is really stuck in the gloomy quagmire of "lack of money, terribly dead, unable to uncover the pot, and wanting to rob" although he is full of fat.What Xiao Tuan couldn't guess was that he was so short of money that he inadvertently directly caused a series of long-lasting and increasingly mysterious... supernatural horror events that were still circulating in University A many years after he graduated.

As soon as Bai Mian arrived downstairs in the dormitory, he was pulled aside by Fang Dayao from the SB5 dormitory, that is, the dormitory next door and next door, and whispered.

After Fang Dayao pulled Baimian aside, he couldn't help looking around, looking up and down, and when he saw that there was no one there, he swallowed his saliva and asked in a low voice, "Is your dormitory haunted?"

Bai Mian: "..." There seems to be more and more neuropathy these days.

Bai Fang cast a sympathetic look at Fang Dayao.

"Hey, don't you believe it, the SB floor has been spread all over, there are ghosts in your dormitory! Rumors say that your dormitory these days is either the screams of women or the horrible laughter of men, and there are always echoing vibrations What! Zhugan went to your dormitory to look for you the night before, but came back scrambling and said that he saw a ghost, and that ghost’s face was covered in blood! I didn’t believe it at first, but I was going to look for someone in the SB3 dormitory just now, in the corridor Suddenly I heard a voice coming from your dormitory, that spooky, female voice, what else? I'm going to die, I'm going to die, yes, yes, and the sound of smashing things! It's so creepy I just ran out!!" Fang Dayao's eyes widened at the end, and he seemed quite frightened.

White-faced doubts, it seems unnecessary to say that Fang Dayao is talking nonsense, but to say that the dormitory is haunted... that's nonsense, if it is haunted, why doesn't he know, "Are you sure, that's my dormitory?"

Fang Dayao nodded faster than a chicken pecking at rice.

At this moment, there were a few almost frenzied laughter from upstairs, "Hahahahahaha"

, you can still hear the shrill screams of the women mixed in sporadically!

Bai Mian raised his head and was shocked instantly!The direction of the sound source...

Damn, isn't it, is it really fucking haunted? !

"Accompany you..." Bai Mian wanted to go upstairs with Fang Dayao to see the situation, but he turned his head, and there was no one around for hundreds of meters.

The corner of Baimian's mouth twitched, this coward... Forget it, let's go and see for ourselves.

As soon as he went upstairs, the sound became clearer and clearer. There was indeed a scream, but the insane laughter was gone. Looking at the closed door of the SB2 dormitory not far away, Bai Mian finally became nervous.

I'm in a big trough, and I walked all the way quietly without a single figure! !Where is Shen Fan who comes to the hallway to eat instant noodles in big underpants? !What about the people who are sure to be full at the water dispenser at this point? !What about the buddies who come and go in the hallway? !

All!No!have!

So Bai Mian looked at the scene in front of him and felt that everything was wrong, it seemed that it was really eerie and terrifying...

Baimian's legs trembled like he was having a stroke. He moved forward at a speed of 5 centimeters per minute. After a long process of shaking the chaff, his trembling hand finally grasped the doorknob of SB2.

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!" A voice that could be called Qingyue came from inside the door, and the corner of Baimian's mouth twitched again. How could this voice be so familiar.

Baimian opened the door in a hurry, and glanced at the mess in the SB2 dormitory.Fuck, this is clearly not being haunted but being thieves! !

Messy clothes were spread out in various messy shapes, red underwear was hung on the shoe cabinet, a green sock was hung on the mosquito net, large and small thin and thick books were thrown all over the floor. One shoe was by the door and the other was missing, and a piece of white paper was still floating in the air... And in the middle of the ruins with a scary female voice as the background music, there was a big lump of flesh squatting.

Bai Mian suddenly had the desire to kill.

Xiao Tuan's Lao Niu laptop was still on, and the woman's scream came from there, and the so-called eerie echo vibration was actually the sound of that laptop running, as for the insane laughter just now...

Bai Mian looked expressionlessly at Xiao Tuan, who stood up with his hands on his hips and laughed triumphantly because he had dug out ten yuan from the ruins in front of him, and once again had the desire to kill.

Xiao Tuan's mood was fluctuating because of finding the money. He turned his head and found the white face standing by the door, and immediately shook the bills in his hand with bright eyes. Look at the white noodles! Is the master a genius?! It’s really easy to find nowhere to go, hahaha.”

Bai Mian looked at the ruins in front of him: "..." It really didn't take much effort.

Seeing Xiao Tuan's blushing and happy face after finding the money, his white face and forehead, really blinded the comrades at the SB level.

After a closer look, I found that Xiao Tuan's own things were found everywhere. Xiao Tuan looked back at the messy dormitory and was a little embarrassed, scratching his head, "I thought you and Hong Tiao would come back later, I will clean up immediately Pack it up, quickly!"

Bai Mian thought about it and asked, "The bamboo pole came to look for me the night before yesterday?"

Xiao Tuan's subordinates kept on stacking the books, "Yeah, the lights were all turned off at that time, and the bamboo pole kid didn't know what happened. He ran away as soon as I turned on the flashlight." After a pause, Turning his head, "Isn't he hitting a ghost?"

Bai Mian: "...yes"

Xiao Tuan turned around in a hurry and accidentally bumped the blood on his face and let out an ouch, his eyes lit up when he heard Bai Mian's answer, "Really? What kind of ghost? Can you skin it?"

Baimian: "...Fat ghost. If you don't skin it, it will scare people."

Xiao Tuan turned back and continued to work in disgust, "It's boring, which ghost doesn't have some skills to go out these days, and the bamboo pole is probably cheated."

Bai Mian laughed out loud, stepped forward and paused Xiao Tuan's video, at this moment, Hong Tiao came in panting and looking around.

"I heard that our dormitory is haunted? Where are the ghosts?"

flour:"……"

Xiao Tuan took a look at Hongtiao with contempt, "How old are you? You don't even have any common sense! Will ghosts come out in broad daylight?! Ghosts are all high-quality and professional, and they will definitely come out at night to be scary, okay?" No common sense!"

flour:"……"

Red Tiao nodded frequently as if taught, "It's reasonable, it's because I don't understand the rules."

Bai Mian turned his head and decided to leave here.

After cleaning up, Xiao Tuan took a large amount of money from the bills and went to the food stall to have a meal of beef noodles. After returning to the dormitory, he opened the part-time job section of the A large forum and browsed for a long time trying to find ways to make money.

It's a pity that the sky is against people's wishes. Even though Xiao Tuan persevered in brushing his old wife and beloved wife, he still couldn't find any useful news about job hunting.

Xiao Tuan counted the time and suddenly felt that he had to write the last words again, no way, no matter how tight his belt was, how could he spend half a month at 57 yuan and [-] cents? !

Gritting his teeth, Xiao Tuan called Huasi.

As soon as the call was connected, Xiao Tuan basically howled: "Little Huaer!! Brother, I am going to die!!"

Hua Si: "...Before I die, I allow you to explain the cause of death."

Xiao Tuan burst into tears, "I have no money, I am short of money, I want money! Are you short of shoes?"

Hua Si: "It's true that the aunt downstairs has bad legs and feet. I thank you on her behalf."

Xiao Tuan wrinkled his face, put his chin on the table, and couldn't help knocking on the wall next to him, "If I have money to carry the shoes, I'll go right away!"

"Can't turn around again?" Hua Si seemed to think about it on the other end of the phone, and said, "There is a job for you to try."

Xiao Tuan immediately cheered up, "What job? Is there a lot of money? No, no, it doesn't need too much, 2000 yuan, [-] yuan will do!"

Huasi: "The salary is probably quite high,