ace stand-in

"Mom, can I have a dog?"

"Don't dream, if you want to raise a dog, why should we raise you? Are you free?"

"..."——It's a bit ridiculous, but it is indeed a real inscription =_,=

It has been almost three days since You Chenyu moved to Hua Mingyang's house. This morning, due to some kind of intense exercise at night, You Chenyu didn't get up until noon. Son, I heard Hua Mingyang's voice from behind, "Hey, are you up? I haven't asked you to have lunch yet, why are you up?"

Hearing the obvious sarcasm in Hua Mingyang's mouth, You Chenyu was somewhat upset, turned around, pointed at Hua Mingyang and said, "No, Hua Yangyang, what do you mean, it wasn't you who was tossed about last night, of course you didn't." I'll feel tired. There's a kind of you lying there in various...various positions to make me toss until midnight!"

"Don't say whether I'm willing to do this, even if I am, are you sure you have that ability? Little virgin." Hua Mingyang walked towards You Chenyu while talking.

"You..." You Chenyu wanted to scold someone, but after thinking about it, wouldn't he admit what Hua Mingyang said in a disguised form if he really scolded him?After snorting, he turned around and lay down on the bed, and said in a muffled voice: "Old Hua, can we have a discussion? Don't be so intemperate in the future. After all, you are the one who feels good about this kind of thing, and the one who hurts is you." Me, if you say that it hurts for MB to do this, and then there will be money to get it, and me, what good do I do? Ouch..." You Chenyu, who was slapped on the buttocks, turned his head and stared fiercely Hua Mingyang, who had already sat by the bed, "Why did you hit me?"

Hua Mingyang put his hand on the opponent's waist, rubbed it lightly and said, "Look at what you're talking about, don't you still want to be an MB? If you want me to give you a chance, just The bar I took you to before may still have a chance to be the top card, you."

"Be the top card? Does that mean you can make a lot of money?" When money was mentioned, You Chenyu's eyes lit up.

Looking at You Chenyu's glowing eyes, Hua Mingyang twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "Why, you really want to go, don't you?" Hua Mingyang said that the force on his hands increased a lot, and You Chenyu yelled in pain, "Aww ~ I don’t want to, I don’t want to, I’m just kidding... Take it easy, take it easy!”

Hearing what You Chenyu said, Hua Mingyang lightened his hand, and after a while he said, "You said that I was the only one having fun, do you think it's true? If you didn't feel good, you still called me last night. I had such a good time, and the last time, you hooked my waist and asked to do it again, did you forget?"

"..." You Chenyu fell silent, and just buried his face in the quilt. From Hua Mingyang's angle, he could just see You Chenyu's two red ears exposed outside.Hua Mingyang stared at it for a while, and was about to reach out to touch it, when the door was pushed open with a bang, "Uncle, Uncle, can we have a dog?"

Hua Mingyang looked at the door, and almost got sick from anger, only to see Hua Sheng was holding a dirty puppy looking at him excitedly, because it had been raining for the past few days, the wet The dog hair is all twisted together, but it's really not good-looking.And the white T-shirt on Hua Shengyan's body was already dirty.

"Hua Shengyan, you..." Hua Mingyang was about to stand up and teach him a lesson when someone grabbed his waist, "Hey, old flower, don't be angry, don't be angry, getting angry hurts your liver ..." Seeing that Hua Mingyang didn't move anymore, You Chenyu waved to Hua Shengyan who was standing at the door and said, "Don't stand here, you go downstairs first."

Hua Shengyan bit her lips aggrievedly, and finally turned around. After walking a few steps, she heard her uncle's very unfriendly voice, "Don't stay inside, go to the garden outside."

"Hey, you can let go now." After Hua Shengyan left, Hua Mingyang patted You Chenyu and said while holding his hand.

You Chenyu let go of his hand, and when he saw Hua Mingyang got up and was about to walk to the door, he said, "Hey, let me tell you, if you are still angry, stay in this room for a while, and then go to that child after you calm down. People are most likely to do things that they regret when they are angry."

"I know." Hua Mingyang left after finishing speaking.

After Hua Mingyang left, You Chenyu stood up after thinking about it in the room, and walked out of the room thinking about going to have a look.

Walking to the garden, I saw Hua Mingyang sitting under the cherry tree in the courtyard, while Hua Shengyan stood obediently in front of Hua Mingyang.

As soon as You Chenyu walked up to the two of them, Hua Shengyan said: "Uncle, you can't treat me like this, look how pitiful I am, your off-duty time is not fixed every day, sometimes you won't even come back at night, Sometimes I have to go to the company on weekends, you don’t know how lonely I am, I just want to raise a dog, and look at this dog, it ran into our yard by itself, it’s fate, if you don’t Let me raise, I...I..."

Hua Shengyan was about to cry while talking, but Hua Mingyang was unmoved, just supported his chin with his hand on the armchair, looked at Hua Shengyan and smiled: "What are you? What, you You want to cry, right? That’s okay, cry for me, wait until I am moved by your crying, maybe this will be done. "

You Chenyu had never seen a parent educate their children like this before. He opened his mouth and was about to say something, but was interrupted by Hua Mingyang: "What? Do you want to cry for him?"

"I……"

"I think you cried enough last night, so shut up, oh boy."

"..." You Chenyu naturally heard the meaning of Hua Mingyang's words, and turned his head to meet Hua Shengyan's innocent eyes, and the other party who had a bad preference asked, "Uncle, did you bully you last night?" You Chenyu Hearing this, I wished I could find a crack in the ground and get in, and I didn't plan to take care of it anymore, but I just squatted in the corner to draw a circle, leaving the two uncles and nephews to "negotiate" slowly.

Seeing You Chenyu leave, Hua Shengyan looked at Hua Mingyang and blinked, trying to get the answer from the other party, but Hua Mingyang was still counting on Hua Shengyan to cry, so he didn't respond to the other party, but said: "Watch me do it!" What? Aren't you going to cry? Why don't you cry, I'm still waiting. "

Hua Shengyan didn't respond. He lowered his head and looked at the puppy in his arms. The puppy was always quiet, except for a few pitiful whimpers occasionally.

Looking at the silent Hua Shengyan, Hua Mingyang didn't make a sound, just waiting for the other party to speak.In fact, his anger has dissipated a long time ago, and it is not that he completely disagrees with Hua Shengyan's idea of ​​raising a dog, but he does not want to agree to the other party so easily. The easier it is to get something, the less people know how to cherish it. What's more, Hua Shengyan is still the child who is most likely to like the new and dislike the old.

After struggling for a while, Hua Shengyan finally raised his head and said firmly, "Uncle, shall we discuss the conditions?"

"Hey, what I'm waiting for is your words." Hua Mingyang put down his crossed legs, put his elbows on his thighs, crossed his hands and fingers, and looked at Hua Shengyan with a smile on his jaw, "Let's talk first, as for the conditions , After the talk, it is estimated that they will come out."

"Talk." Hua Shengyan nodded, as if you were talking and I was listening.

"Okay, let's talk about responsibility first. Since you choose to raise it, you have to take some responsibility, do you understand?"

Hua Shengyan didn't speak but nodded.

"Look, this dog is just like a human being. It needs to eat, drink, and scatter. Who is responsible for these things?"

"Me." Hua Shengyan replied without hesitation with her chest out.

"You?" Hua Mingyang raised his eyebrows, skeptical of Hua Shengyan's answer, "You have to know that you are still a child, and your main source of income comes from your guardian, that is, me, from a certain In a sense, you can’t even support yourself now, and you think you can still support one.” Hua Mingyang glanced at the puppy Hua Shengyan was holding in his hand, frowned, and said, “It looks like A two-month-old puppy?"

"I……"

"Let me remind you again, the puppy you are holding now does not look very healthy, it is obviously in a state of illness, and it will cost a lot of money to see a veterinarian."

"I... I can take out my own New Year's money, for it I can, and I promise, I will take good care of it, and I will never trouble you, uncle," Hua Shengyan said in order to make Hua Mingyang believe in himself He said it again: "Absolutely not!"

Hua Mingyang didn't respond, just stretched his body, leaned on the back of the chair, put one hand on it, and tapped the back of the chair lightly with his fingers, as if he was thinking about what Hua Shengyan said. You Chenyu, who was standing under the grape trellis, was staring at the vines that hadn't fully bloomed in a daze. That kid, wouldn't he be thinking about when he would be able to eat it?Thinking of this, Hua Mingyang couldn't help smiling.

Seeing the smile that suddenly appeared on Hua Mingyang's face, Hua Shengyan was a little confused, blinked and called "Uncle", but the other party's thoughts were not on him.Hua Shengyan pouted and stretched out his hand to pull the other party's clothes, who would have thought that the other party suddenly looked at him, and said very fast: "If you dare to put your hand on me, I will definitely kill you!" Throw the dog out together!"

"..." Hua Shengyan's hand just stopped in mid-air, blinked his eyes, looked at Hua Mingyang's white shirt that looked a little glaring in the sun, then looked at his dirty hands, eyes Suddenly thought of something, "Uncle, I know you are afraid of getting dirty, hehe, if you don't agree today..." Hua Shengyan stretched his hand in Hua Mingyang's direction as he spoke, and he was happy. Hua Mingyang caught him.

"What's the matter, you want to threaten me, right? That's fine," Hua Mingyang stared at Hua Shengyan, his eyes were a bit unkind, and he actually smiled, "You really have grown up, you're going to rebel, right? ? Little Peanut."

"Oh... you, don't call me by my nickname..." Hua Shengyan was a little embarrassed. Other parents would subconsciously call their children by their full names when they were angry, but his family liked to use a kind of appearance. He called himself a nickname with a very gentle gesture. In his opinion, his uncle is really just a smiling tiger!

"What's the matter, don't you like it? Your own father took this for you. It sounds so nice. Say yes, Peanut."

"Uncle..." If Hua Shengyan was pretending to be crying at the beginning, now he is really about to cry, "I was wrong, do you adults ignore villains?"

"Your words are quite pleasant..." Hua Mingyang loosened Hua Shengyan's wrist, "Having said that, is it true that you said that you are willing to give out your lucky money?"

"Yes!"

"Well... let me do the math for you. In the past two years, I have saved more than 5 yuan in your card for you. I remember you seem to say that you want to keep the money and marry your class when you grow up. What is the girl named Li... Li Youxi in the movie, right? What, you don’t plan to marry?”

"Uh, I..." Hua Shengyan frowned, looking extremely conflicted, and after a long time, he gritted his teeth and said, "I'm not married anymore!"

"Hey, I don't even want my future wife for the sake of a dog. Okay, let me tell you, you have to treat it well. This is what you got in exchange for your future wife."

"I remember..." Hua Shengyan finally realized, "Uncle, do you agree?"

Hua Mingyang nodded, "I agree, but let me say this first, since you said you can be responsible for it, you have to be responsible to the end, if you can't guarantee that you won't have any dislike for it in the future Mentality, I advise you not to keep it, because it is the dog that will be hurt from the beginning to the end. After all, it is the dog that is domesticated, not you. When a dog is domesticated, it will have certain feelings for people. , but not necessarily.”

"If you have the idea of ​​abandoning it at that time, you should think about yourself, you think, I am raising you now, and you have feelings for me, but suddenly one day I abandon you, you How would I feel, ah, think about it carefully." Hua Mingyang said a lot, but Hua Shengyan didn't respond, so he thought that the other party might be too young to understand, so he was thinking of using simpler terms After explaining it to someone, Hua Shengyan said in a low voice: "I know it all, I know that feeling, after my father sent me to your house that day, and then he left by himself, I knew it."

Hua Mingyang was stunned, looked at Hua Shengyan, and sighed, "If you want to raise it, you must give it a name, right?"

"Name?" Hua Shengyan thought for a while and said, "What do you think of Caesar?"

"You mean the dictator?"

"What dictator? I don't know. I'm talking about a character in One Piece, a scientist. Although it's cruel that he uses children for experiments, I still think it's very cool."

Hua Mingyang twitched the corner of his mouth, "From now on, watch less violent and bloody things, and watch Pleasant Goat more."

"I've seen that one, it's too naive, and, uncle, don't you think that one is more violent and bloody? Especially that wolf is often domestically abused. I'm still a child. Don't you worry that I will lose trust in my family from now on? ?"

"You also know that you are a child? Don't you think you know too much?" Hua Mingyang said and waved his hand, "Okay, you can take this dog to the bathroom of the wooden house over there and clean it up briefly. "Hua Mingyang said, pointing to the small wooden house painted with blue and white paint on the left hand side, "I will send it to the veterinary hospital later, just in time to give the injections that should be given." Hua Mingyang looked at it Looking at Hua Shengyan, he asked with some uncertainty: "Can you do it by yourself?"

"Yeah!" Hua Shengyan nodded, and then ran towards the wooden house with the puppy in his hand.

Seeing Hua Shengyan leave, Hua Mingyang stood up and walked towards You Chenyu. The other party looked at him, then suddenly put his hand around his neck, and said, "Okay, Laohua, I never thought that you would educate children, and you will still be able to teach them." It's a set." You Chenyu patted Hua Mingyang's chest again as he said, "How about it, have you considered raising your whole biological one?"

Hua Mingyang didn't respond, but just looked at You Chenyu's belly meaningfully, then sighed and shook his head, touched the other person's belly and said, "I really want to, but look, you've eaten me so much." You're so smart, I haven't seen any movement in your stomach."

"..." You Chenyu pursed his lips, but he was not angry, he just poked Hua Mingyang's face, "Honey, why do I think it's you who can't do it?"

"Okay, you are quite courageous, dare you say that you are not a man?" Hua Mingyang pinched You Chenyu's waist as he spoke, and after hearing the other party's slight trembling, he continued: "It was you who cried and begged for mercy last night. .”

You Chenyu glared at Hua Mingyang, "Hey, why do I feel like you are becoming more and more rascal, you, I have never seen you like this before."

"Don't you know that the longer two people are together, the better they can see each other?"

You Chenyu didn't answer, rolled his eyes, let go of Hua Mingyang, touched Hua Mingyang with his elbow, and changed the subject: "Hey, Lao Hua, when are you usually able to eat grapes?"

"Huh? It can be eaten at the end of June, but it will be a little sour. It will not be considered fully ripe until July."

"Ah, is it?" You Chenyu didn't speak any more, just stared at the vine in front of him, swallowed, imagining the scene full of purple fruits on it, and almost lost his temper.

Here, Hua Mingyang looked at You Chenyu's drooling face, couldn't help shaking his head, thinking how could such a foodie like You Chenyu not be tricked by strange people with candies when he was young? "Little ghost, it's not easy for you to grow up so big." Hua Mingyang sighed.

"Eh?" You Chenyu turned his head and looked at the people around him suspiciously.

Seeing You Chenyu's dumbfounded look, Hua Mingyang didn't explain anything, just shook his head again, then turned and walked towards the wooden house, intending to check on Hua Shengyan's situation.

"..." You Chenyu looked at Hua Mingyang's back and blinked, "Hey, Lao Hua, don't go, what do you mean? Explain it, hey..." You Chenyu followed Hua Mingyang while talking .