Psychopathic Cup Noodle

"Is your stomach okay...then it must hurt to poke in there, right?"

"So, are you going to sue me?"

After waking up, Bai Chong was more difficult to deal with than Lu Cheng imagined.

He once decided that as long as the other party was still alive, he would take care of him for a day...but now he was so angry that he wanted to break his promise.

For example, with the current appearance of the other party, looking up at Lu Cheng, he unscrewed the screw valve on the urine bag to urinate for him, and said in his mouth: "What a terrible expression, do you still want to torture me? Listen to the honor Well, now you can do whatever you want.” The smile on his face was like that of a primary school student on a bus for a spring outing.

After waking up, Bai Chong seemed to be a little different from before, and seemed to be more...arrogant?

Yes, more arrogant.

It was as if the layer of cellophane wrapped around him had been peeled off when he was talking... Both of them knew the reason - no matter how much he pretended now, Lu Cheng would not believe it.

"Actually, I was quite surprised to see you when I woke up." Lu Cheng's face darkened.He thought of Bai Chong waking up and seeing himself drooling on top of him, the computer beside him was still on, with the title "People Without Conscience" written on it. "To be honest, I didn't expect you to hold back from attacking me, let alone you would come to take care of me." Bai Chong seemed not to notice Lu Cheng's expression, and continued, "But since you haven't attacked yet, You won't do anything in the future, will you?"

Lu Cheng felt discouraged for a while—he was completely hit by the other party. "I didn't even think about killing you," he said—completely out of anger, originally just to prevent everything from going as Bai Chong wanted; but the sentence he spit out after that made both himself and Bai Chong stunned for an instant.

——"What I want is to follow you all the time, to see you become weaker, to see you lose to others, to see you become a wrinkled old grandpa, so ugly that you have to rely on me to support you when you walk. "Lu Cheng said every word without hesitation.

"Thank you." After a while, Bai Chong said.The tone was as steady as ever, but Lu Cheng always felt that he was bluffing, and his eyes seemed to be clouded with displeasure:

"But I don't feel grateful, much less grateful."

"Nevertheless—" he changed his tone and stretched out his hand, as if very solemnly: "I can learn to imitate the behavior of gratitude." After speaking, Bai Chong made a gesture to shake Lu Cheng's hand, but Lu Cheng dodged it... The man turned his head away, and now he was the usual one again—a laugh that seemed like a successful prank came out of his mouth.

Sure enough, he read Lu Cheng's article.

"You compared me to an 'incomplete person' in your article, saying I was born with a genetic defect, right?"

Lu Cheng was taken aback for a moment - Bai Chong had already asked him this question, even though he was sleeping like a dog at that time and couldn't answer his question at all.However, Bai Chong did not wait for his answer, and lifted his perfect eyelids slightly, "It's really a remarkable 'majority is justice' thinking. In politics, this is called populism."

"what?"

"Nothing. I mean, if I lack the 'conscience' gene, as you said, I don't think I'm the one with the defect. Don't you just say you are The 'normal' side?"

Lu Cheng understood what Bai Chong meant—"On the contrary, I think I am the one with the advantage in evolution, the strong one."

"In fact, if we gather together the heads of state, big capitalists, and people in power in the world to conduct a survey, you may find that most of them are my kind." The man said, his eyes glowing, not at all like He was joking: "But don't worry," he noticed Lu Cheng's expression, and winked at him as if comforting, "That's it, at most, it won't turn into the 'everyone has become heartless' you're worried about In that case."

"The strong in this world will always be a minority, and the strong few rule over the weak. This is the true nature of the world. So I said it a long time ago—"

"It's all a conspiracy."

"Did you sneer in that article that I would only end up locked up or dead?"

"I'm not 'taunting.'"

"It's all the same." The man smiled sinisterly, "But if you want me to say, you have been 'locked' up long ago, locked up in a cage of conspiracy but you still don't realize it."

"You've been 'conspiring' and 'conspiring' since just now," Lu Cheng said coldly, "What's a 'conspiracy'?"

"Hey, didn't I tell you before?"

"do not remember."

Bai Chong let out a long breath.The nurse entered the room at this time, checked his body temperature and blood pressure, and sterilized the catheter for him.The nurse who operated was very young, and with Bai Chong's smile on his face, the little girl's face was flushed immediately, and her exhaled breath seemed to be dyed pink.

Lu Cheng watched coldly from the side, thinking silently that if she frightened the nurse from behind, would she poke someone's urethra with a shake of her hand.

"If I told you about instant noodles...can you remember a little bit?" Bai Chong swaggered and said unhurriedly as the nurse was still busy.

"..."

"Don't be nervous, I mean 3 minutes of soaking instant noodles, it's just a psychological trick, in fact instant noodles soaking for 4 minutes or 5 minutes is fine."

Lu Cheng remembered, but he didn't understand what this had to do with "conspiracy".

"Have you ever heard of the classic toothpaste marketing case?" Bai Chong didn't intend to explain, but then he started talking about seemingly irrelevant things again, and Lu Cheng couldn't keep up with him. "As long as the diameter of the toothpaste opening is enlarged by one millimeter, the amount of toothpaste used by customers every day will double, and the profit of the toothpaste factory will also change drastically. In the case, it is said that as soon as the workers came up with this idea, the entire factory 'Everyone applauds his creativity'".

"Don't you find it ridiculous that such a thing can become a classic case?"

"To put it bluntly, isn't this just deceiving people? There are still various schools in society to teach people how to use 'innovative means' to deceive people in different ways; the results obtained and put into their own pockets are called that." Profit’, it’s really ridiculous. This society actually promotes this kind of method as the top wisdom, which is worthy of the ‘conspiracy society’.”

"It's called 'marketing'." Lu Cheng couldn't bear it any longer. "It's a kind of social efficiency mechanism. Without this, we would only live in an unchanging world...Marketing can improve living standards, create and spread new living standards."

"Hypocritical living standards." Bai Chong replied.

"And if you really think it's efficiency rather than conspiracy, I'll give you another example: Do you know sanitary napkins? Ah, that's right, it's the kind of wing-shaped cotton women use." Seeing that Lu Cheng only Opening his mouth without speaking, he added impatiently.

"A well-known manufacturer of sanitary napkins made a statement: Sanitary napkins should be changed every 2-3 hours regardless of menstrual flow, otherwise bacteria will grow there. Alright," the man lowered his eyelashes slightly, as if he had pressed the "smile" button , frighteningly sure:

"So now the question is, is it really a breeding ground for bacteria? Or is this just 'marketing'?"

"If this is true, how can I tell in a world where marketing is rampant and toothpaste calibers are 'innovating'?"

"If this is marketing, what efficiency does it bring?"

Lu Cheng was speechless.

He was disgusted by Bai Chong's example, and he had to admit that it was even more disgusting to think that sanitary napkins might be a marketing gimmick.

"This society is a conspiracy. Instant noodles don't need to be more delicious, and sanitary napkins don't need to be more hygienic. It's enough to make you 'feel' delicious and 'feel' hygienic. The best 'marketing' method is the most' An 'unscrupulous' trick that only the top few can come up with."

"Public opinion, order, morality...everything is a conspiracy. Created by a few people saying 'I want you to think what I want'."

"And these few people are..." Lu Cheng continued his words dryly.

Yes, people without conscience.

Most people think that they keep unscrupulous people in physical walls like mental hospitals and prisons, but they don't know that the whole society is manipulated by unscrupulous people with the invisible shackles of conspiracy.

What's wrong with me.He questioned himself in the bottom of his heart.Isn't this the crazy talk of a madman?Why did he go from being puzzled at the beginning, feeling unbelievable, to having a half-knowledge, and now——now he has completely understood the meaning of the man in front of him.

"En." Bai Chong didn't intend to continue the deep talk, and turned around, facing the white ceiling.

"Excuse me, I want to eat eight-treasure porridge." He said suddenly.

"What kind of eight-treasure porridge should I eat? I'll go to the restaurant downstairs and buy some freshly boiled ones."

"I just want to eat eight-treasure porridge. The porridge that is now made is not sweet enough." He closed his eyes, his eyelashes were trembling subtly, and his tone was like a child who wanted candy.People without conscience are nothing more than that... Lu Cheng couldn't help but frowned at Bai Chong:

"There must be a conspiracy behind the eight-treasure porridge, don't you eat it?"

"What?" Bai Chong opened his eyes, and laughed "puchi": "Now you are like an aunt who said, 'The United States is corrupt, and the whole world is corrupt, so don't live'."

Lu Cheng bit her lip and said "Tsk", anyway, I can't say no to you.

"Bai Chong," he turned around at the door, put his hands in his pockets, and stepped on the door frame with one foot: "Why didn't a strong man like you become a prime minister or a politician?"

"Um……"

"If you want to become a politician, from my standpoint, becoming a professor is the shortest way."

"It's not yet." Bai Chong looked at the ceiling and replied solemnly, as if he didn't hear Lu Cheng's irony.