soft sticky touch

Book Title: Soft and Sticky Little Touch

Author: Li Pinfu

Copywriting

Jiang Lansheng picked up a little touch

One day a man who claimed to be a big touch came to his door and asked to live together

What about swollen?

But, I... seem to like him a little bit...

This article does not involve the description of cohabitation life, it is a fantasy adventure novel.

Food Instructions

Thunder point: tentacle system, childbirth, three views are not correct

Cute point: tentacle system

Finally, thanks to Little Angel Yiye, who accompanied me through most of the word count of the article, and voted seven mines in this article, which gave me the greatest encouragement.

Of course, there is also Passerby A from long ago.

Content tags: fantasy space fantasy magic match made in heaven

Search keywords: Protagonist: Jiang Lansheng, Ruan Nian┃Supporting role: xxx┃Others: tentacles, essays

☆、Late night tentacles

There was a typhoon landed in City K tonight, and it was already one o'clock in the middle of the night, but it was not quiet at all outside, there was a violent storm and thunder.

Jiang Lansheng was typing in front of the computer.He is an internet writer who likes tentacle.It's really huh, huh, what can a person with a head full of tentacles write?Before I wrote it, I was exhausted and died.That's right, Jiang Lansheng is gay, and also a very hungry and thirsty Zero, who wants to play with tentacles even in his dreams.

At this time, the torrential rain was getting bigger and bigger, and the rushing rain blurred the city.Jiang Lansheng didn't notice what happened in front of his house.

A lump of light pink meat slid in through the crack of the door of his house.It squirmed on the wet and sticky ground and made a sticky sound of water.

"Ah... have you finally finished writing?" Jiang Lansheng stood up and stretched, and he walked out of the room to the living room to drink water.At this moment, he saw a lump of pink stuff on the ground.

"Damn it! What is this?" He watched for a while and saw that the lump hadn't moved much, so he walked over and squatted at the door, poking the soft sticky stuff with a finger.The lump stuck to his fingers, and slowly crawled into Jiang Lansheng's palm.Cool and soft.Molluscs = deformable = tentacles ⊙▽⊙ Such a thought, oh my god, I'm so shy (Jiang Lansheng, who is over-compensated).Holding (?) this stuff, Jiang Lansheng excitedly went back to the computer and went to the xx forum.

02:38 Picked up a tentacle attack: Late night for help Late night for help!!! On this stormy night, I picked up a bunch of pink molluscs at the door of my house, which was suspected to be a tentacle.Looking for feeding methods!

02:39 Sao Nian Da x: Catch a wild landlord.The short oily tentacles have an egg, let me satisfy you.

02:39 Brother has a magic weapon: Don’t be blind BB upstairs, who touched my bed in the middle of the night last time and asked for a hookup?How can you satisfy the host who is obviously a shou, come home with brother quickly!!!

02:40 Grid machine grid machine grid machine grid machine: Am I the only one who thinks it's scary...

02:53 The owner asks for support: I know, the owner privately messaged me!

Why is there no useful suggestion, Jiang Lansheng was a little disappointed thinking, touching the little touch on the palm of his hand from time to time.Haha, stupid little shou!Didn't the grid grid grid grid grid grid machine wake you up?This thing is obviously very weird, right?Don't be fooled by pig (chu) oil (shou).

Jiang Lansheng still clicked on the owner's private message asking for adoption.

02:59 Picked up a tentacle attack: hi~

03:00 The owner asked for support: Did you pick up a tentacle?

03:00 Picked up a tentacle Gong: Yes~ Do you know how to raise it?

03:00 The owner asks for a baby: I know, I have raised it too.How big is yours?

03:01 Picked up a tentacle attack: it was only the size of a palm.

03:01 The owner asked for support: It is still very small, is there a glass fish tank?

03:01 Picked up a tentacle Gong: ...No, is the pot okay?

03:02 The owner asks for support: Of course it is clean!Just add a little more water.

03:02 Picked up a tentacle Gong: I'm going to buy a tank tomorrow, how much is a little water?

03:02 The owner asks for support: Just don’t go untouched.

Jiang Lansheng quickly fetched a basin of water and put his hand into the water.The pink tentacles finally stopped being round. It stretched out a few tentacles in the water and crawled away from Jiang Lansheng's hand.

03:03 Picked up a tentacle attack: [picture] [picture] like this?

03:04 The owner asks for support: Yes.What's the name of your touch?

03:04 Picked up a tentacle attack: fainted, haven't picked it yet.

03:04 The owner asks for a baby: Then think about it.

Jiang Lansheng turned off the computer, put the basin beside the bed and fell asleep, he was so sleepy.

04:12 I just don’t love you: Don’t be an idiot, the landlord, there is no such thing.

This is really a reply like a wake-up call, but unfortunately Jiang Lansheng hasn't been on the forum these days.

The author has something to say: merging chapters, these are what we have read, Chapter 4 is to be updated today, but it contains some previous chapters, and the locked ones are placed in Chapter 1234.

Please little angels include this chaotic interface ╭(╯ε╰)╮

☆、Strange youth

The next few days were quite pleasant, and I had to secretly feed in the toilet every day (huh).Chuchu grew at a speed visible to the naked eye.It really grows too much, obviously it doesn't eat much every day, thinking of this, Jiang Lansheng's face turned red again.

Soon, Chuchu no longer just ate the liquid, it began to eat some fruits and vegetables, and later also ate some meat, but the taste of meat was not very good, Jiang Lansheng didn't feed him much meat.Of course, eating a lot also grows fast. After the basin couldn’t fit in it, he lived in the bathtub. Fortunately, he stopped growing after staying in the bathtub. Otherwise, Jiang Lansheng, the second generation ancestor, would consider buying one with a swimming pool. the villa.

When taking a bath at night, Jiang Lansheng usually takes a shower next to the bathtub, but today is different.This afternoon, Jiang Lansheng was forced to join the crowd to play a game of basketball, it was so hot that he died.What's more, he hasn't exercised for a long time. Today's game made his back sore and weak, and he almost crawled home.

As soon as Jiang Lansheng entered the toilet, he slumped on the ground, pawing at the side of the bathtub, and holding a pinky little tentacle.

"Chuchu, I'm so tired today. Hehe..." Jiang Lansheng laughed like a fool.

"I really don't have the energy to take a bath standing up, so today I want to take a mandarin duck bath with you!"

Da Chuchu, who was staying in the bathtub, seemed to understand, stretched out a few thick tentacles to hook Jiang Lansheng's hands and feet and turned him into the bathtub at once.With a splash, Jiang Lansheng sat in the bathtub, splashing a large amount of water.

It's really soft and creamy to the touch! Jiang Lansheng thought to himself.Touch Touch occupied most of the bathtub, and Jiang Lansheng sat on Touch Touch's body at least half of his body.Moreover, the tentacle of Chuchu did not let go, but continued to wrap around Jiang Lansheng's hands and feet, and touched Jiang Lansheng's chest with the tip of the tentacle.

I have to say that this tentacle is quite good at adjusting the atmosphere. In this bathing experience, basically everything that should be touched and should not be touched has been touched all over the place.It can be said to be a self-cleaning living sliding surface "sponge", but this "sponge" is too huge, and it has ulterior motives.

But Jiang Lansheng still enjoys it quite a bit, and the touching touch just satisfies those unscrupulous thoughts in his heart.Thinking about it, Jiang Lansheng fell asleep on the bed, and the touch in the bathtub triggered a faint and soft blue light.The cuteness of pink blue pink blue.

The next morning, the blinding sunlight shone on Jiang Lansheng's face from the window, directly waking him up.Jiang Lansheng complained in his heart that he forgot to draw the curtains last night.At this time, there was a knock on the door in the living room.

Jiang Lan lay on the bed for two or three minutes, and the person outside the door knocked on the door patiently for two or three minutes.Finally, after the cooldown of the wake-up skills was completed, Jiang Lansheng went to open the door with a chicken nest on his head.The first thing that catches your eyes is—fuck!Sunshine guy?Although Jiang Lansheng is interested in tentacles, the charm of handsome guys is irresistible to him.So Jiang Lansheng made up a hundred scenes in his mind, and subconsciously blurted out——

"A date?"

When Jiang Lansheng realized what he said, it was too late, he looked up at that person.The originally sunny atmosphere suddenly changed, and the surroundings were filled with gloomy and cold air. Although the handsome sunny guy's appearance had not changed, the so-called sunshine was definitely not counted.His black and white eyes (the boundary between the white of the eye and the iris are very clear) turned completely black, attracting Jiang Lansheng's gaze like magic.He showed a kind of playful and extremely happy smile.

"Okay."

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"So Chuchu is actually a part of you." Jiang Lansheng put a plate of freshly cut juicy watermelon on the coffee table. "Let's eat."

"Yeah," Ruan Nian took a sip from the teacup, "It's a little hard to understand, but since you believe in the existence of tentacles, it shouldn't be a problem to accept some arguments that 'become a spirit' and become a human being?" He twisted Picked up a piece of watermelon and ate it.In the conversation just now, Jiang Lansheng already knew that the name of Sunshine Sao Nian is Ruan Nian (what the hell ==)

"Of course there is no problem, but who knows that it is really a part of you?" Jiang Lansheng emphasized the word 'you'. "

"Of course it's easy to prove," he stared at Jiang Lansheng and smiled at him.

"..." Hey, hey, hey! You are holding back your laughter! I can hardly resist it.Damn handsome man discharges indiscriminately!

Ruan Nian picked up a piece of watermelon and ate it. "It's just that my prototype can't be used in your house." He picked up another piece of watermelon and ate it.

Jiang Lansheng: "..." My watermelon... (Touch touch: "No! It's my watermelon.")

"Then tonight, come to the rooftop to show me tonight. How about it?"

"..." Sao Nian, I'm just talking to you politely. "Actually, it's okay in the toilet." Hey!As a tentacle that has become fine before the Republic of China, I really don't have a hot and spicy taste, okay?Can you give me some space to play beep?

The author has something to say: merging chapters, these are what we have read, Chapter 4 is to be updated today, but it contains some previous chapters, and the locked ones are placed in Chapter 1234.

Please little angels include this chaotic interface ╭(╯ε╰)╮

☆, tentacle reproduction

"OK, then I'll go and clean up the toilet first, so as not to be knocked over."

When Jiang Lansheng took two or three minutes to tidy up the odds and ends in the toilet, he encountered another difficulty.What about the touch in the bathtub?The purpose of turning Ruan Nian was to prove that he was a tentacle and not a liar.But is there really such a boring liar... Well, since Chu Chuu is so big, he doesn't have to stay in the water all the time, Jiang Lansheng thought to himself.So he dragged Touchu out of the bathtub, of course, Touchu was very unhappy.It took more than ten minutes of pushing and shoving to push the touch into the bottom of the bed.But Sao Nian, are you really okay?

"Okay," Jiang Lansheng wiped off his sweat and walked to the living room. Then, he saw the clean plates.My watermelon! "Hurry up!" You can't be too stingy because of a plate of watermelon, you're almost suffocating internal injuries.

Ruan Nian stood up slowly, suddenly!And so he undressed.

Jiang Lansheng felt that his eyes were not enough!Hello!Sao years!You just undressed like this in front of me?Moral corruption ah!Fuck! ! !What a white belly!Damn, I still have some abs!I really want to touch it, damn it! ! !The chest muscles are so thick.Ahhh!The point is pink and tender pink! ! ! ! ! !Unlimited nosebleed.

Finally, he found himself.

"You pervert! Why are you taking off your clothes!" Hey, are you stupid?

Ruan Nian stopped and looked at him, "Eh? If you don't take off your clothes, it will be broken when you turn back into tentacles."

"Eh? So...uh, maybe..." Jiang Lansheng said with a guilty conscience, motherfucker! IQ is urgent.But that line of sight didn't retract, "You..."

"You're not shy, are you?" That kind of dark aura once again overwhelmed the sky, and the darkness was entwined with temptation.At this time, Ruan Nian's tone became provocative like when he asked "Are you on a date?"He stretched out his hand to tease the spot on his chest a few times.

"..." Jiang Lansheng was stunned again, as if he had been stunned several times today.Is it really okay to be so tempted?Sao years.

Seeing him like this, Ruan Nian just gave him a wicked (hehe) smile, took off his pants, and went straight to the toilet.

So when Jiang Lansheng entered the toilet, he faced such a scene.It can be said that he can't see anything in the toilet at all, there is a huge pink mass in it, even his frosted sliding glass door is about to burst, and there is a lot of transparent mucus flowing out of the side.

At this time, the pink stuff squirmed vigorously, and made some low-pitched human voices.This scene was really scary, but... soon a wet upper body came out from the place close to the ceiling, it was Ruan Nian.

"...Wow, trough" Brother, are you really okay, this form is okay?

"Ah..." Ruan Nian took a breath, "Do you think this form is more acceptable?"

I dare you to become such a ghost specially for me...

☆、Forcibly staying overnight

"...Do you think it's a lump of tentacles or a half-human half-tentacle?"

"...Okay, I thought you thought it would be better to have a human form." He retracted his head while muttering.

Ah hey, can you stop judging humans with tentacles?etc!Jiang Lansheng yelled, "Then why are you talking!"

The tentacles squirmed and made a clear sound, the first half of which was Ruan Nian's voice. "I can make a sound by rubbing my body." The last eight words gradually turned into a cute loli voice, which made Jiang Lan's head full of black lines.

On the rare occasion that something supernatural happens, uh... you're just now realizing it's a paranormal event?As the person involved, Jiang Lansheng felt that he could have a better understanding of the tentacle creature.

"Then can you hear me?"

"Every cell in my body can judge what you are talking about based on the sound waves you speak." The pink ball of touch explained patiently.

Oh my god, what a high-end skill.

"Eh? But, I've kept Chuchu for so long, and I haven't seen it excrete." Jiang Lansheng asked curiously.

"Of course, our digestion ability is not comparable to that of humans! Basically everything we eat is digested, and a little bit is turned into mucus and excreted. Of course, even if there is no residue, mucus must be secreted."

"Free lubricant~" Jiang Lansheng thought of something. "What the hell == Fuck off #!!!"

"So, is your curiosity solved?"

"Well, I can't help it. Apart from the emotion of fear, human beings are most curious about the unknown." Jiang Lansheng scratched his head.

"So..." Ruan Nian sighed, "You can trust me!"

"Hmph," Jiang Lansheng sneered, "I now believe that you are a tentacle. But," he paused, "even if you become a tentacle, even if you can fuse with it, that doesn't prove that the tentacle was originally yours. part."

"It's not impossible for you to say that." That Tuo Ruan Nian slowly stretched out a few tentacles "But think about it, you have been raising it for almost a month, and you have been living on body fluids since you were a child. You can eat vegetables, fruits and meat in the end, but it hasn’t grown up recently, has it?”

Jiang Lansheng didn't speak.

Ruan Nian continued to persuade: "As I said, it is a small part that I accidentally dropped. In the primitive period, the promotion of the tentacle was carried out by splitting a part and waiting for it to grow and then fuse." One of his The tentacles touched Jiang Lansheng's feet. "You don't know what the conditions are for its next promotion." He said softly. "If you don't advance, you will die."

Jiang Lansheng stared at the tentacle touching his foot and was silent for a while, he said: "Tell me honestly, can the tentacle fuse with the exogenous body that does not belong to him."

…………

"Okay." Ruan Nian was turning into a human again. "But do you know how big a tentacle's territory is?" He continued without waiting for Jiang Lansheng's answer: "It's about the size of Guangdong Province. And there are no tentacles wanting to occupy such barren places as Xinjiang." , where there are people, there are tentacles."

"So up to now, basically everyone has a fixed territory, and here, City K is a part of my territory." Ruan Nian has completely changed back to human form, he is completely naked, and the breath of the sun is coming towards him, But Jiang Lansheng was not affected in the slightest, he only focused on his touch.

"No one will invade other people's territory indiscriminately, that's a provocation." Ruan Nian put his hands on Jiang Lansheng's shoulders, and leaned into his ear and said.

"Then what choice do I have?" Jiang Lansheng said with a wry smile, "You've already talked about this."

"You don't need to be too sad," Ruan Nian comforted: "It's fusion, not devouring. His memory will be my memory, and I will remember everything we did together. If you...don't mind—"

"Can I continue to live with you?"

Jiang Lansheng turned his head and left.

Ruan Nian laughed, and he felt the temperature around Jiang Lansheng's cheeks rise.He chased after him, "Hey! Let's go eat."

The bottom of the bed has long since been empty, with only a bit of mucus proving that a tentacle once stayed here.

As Ruan Nian said, after the fusion, he really remembered everything about their cohabitation (fog).That's what made Jiang Lansheng even more ashamed and angry, God! Why did he want to make live feeds in the first place? !

"Don't be jealous, we are already familiar, aren't we?" Ruan Nian raised his chopsticks and knocked on the bowl.

Jiang Lan snorted from eating raw.

The shop downstairs has been open for several years, and the business has always been very hot, especially the beef brisket rice noodles.Even at this time when there is no meal, there are seven or eight customers, and most of the orders are beef brisket and rice noodles.

The same goes for Jiang Lansheng.

The beef brisket in this store is stewed with fresh beef brisket bought by the store. It is soft and crispy. The star anise and tangerine peel are all good things I brought back from my hometown. Even the rice noodles are bought from the handmade noodle shop opposite.The pho came out smooth and neat, with the aroma of rice, soaked in the broth.The beef brisket is even more generous, covering the entire mouth of the bowl and poured with sauce.The side is sprinkled with chopped green onion and glass raw for color enhancement.

Ruan Nian felt that the bowl Jiang Lan ate raw was much more delicious than his own. With short hair, black eyes, and soft lips, it looked delicious. (What do you eat to paralyze)

"I never thought that one person could be another person." Jiang Lansheng looked at him. "The so-called fusion, in my opinion, is not much different from devouring." He said word by word, "The memory without personal experience is no different from watching a first-person movie."

Ruan Nian also looked at him and was silent for a while.He smiled and said, "It's definitely different in this way, but I know a way to make it the same."

He deliberately and slowly approached Jiang Lansheng's face, his eyes turned completely black, and he said: "There is a feeling that can get everything you want. As long as you think about it, it will be the same."

Jiang Lansheng felt that his brain was disobedient again.He couldn't help but stared at Ruan Nian, deeply attracted.

Jiang Lansheng shivered. "what did you do to me."

Ruan Nian smiled and did not speak.

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In short, Ruan Nian moved into Jiang Lansheng's house under the pretext of "returning your pet".He said that there is no problem sleeping in the toilet, but! Paralysis, I want to go to the toilet!!! So Ruan Nian slept on the floor in Jiang Lansheng's room.The little bitch said that he would rather sleep in the toilet than in the living room.

☆, lose meat after drinking

Jiang Lansheng is a standard second-generation ancestor.His three meals a day are basically settled outside, but this does not mean that he can't cook, the food he cooks is still okay.

Jiang Lansheng went to the market early this morning to buy vegetables. That's it. He felt that Ruan Nian, the Shenjing Bing who changed his style in a second, really didn't need to spend money to eat good food outside. He could just eat at home.Isn't that what pets do?

So a big tentacle should eat a lot, right?

So Jiang Lansheng is now cooking the three catties of vegetables and two catties of pork he bought in the kitchen.While washing the vegetables, he scolded his mother, Ruan Nian, that slacker, was still sleeping, but who made him a pet?No, Ruan Nian has no mother, so how was he born?Well, I'll ask him later.

Turn on the super big water flow to wash the vegetables vigorously, rushing.

Suddenly, a lump of soft flesh stuck to Jiang Lansheng's waist.He jerked violently, his foot slipped and fell backwards on a person, it was Ruan Nian.

He hugged Jiang Lansheng, but he obviously didn't wake up.His forearm turned into a tentacle, and he used it to touch Jiang Lansheng's waist just now.

The soft and pink tentacles rubbed the soft flesh on Jiang Lansheng Xiaobai's waist again.Ruan Nian yawned in Jiang Lansheng's ear, and said softly, "Morning, master."

Emma, ​​almost scared Jiang Lansheng to pee.

But then he remembered that this was his new pet, lifted his foot and kicked it backwards, saying in a standard pet-screaming line: "Go away and play!"

Ruan Nian silently rolled to the sofa for a sleep and finally woke up.

After he went to the bathroom to wash up, he stood in the kitchen and watched Jiang Lansheng make things.

Jiang Lansheng felt hot, so he took off the T-shirt he wore when he went out to buy groceries just now, revealing a piece of white meat and two tender spots.I can't be tempted anymore!!! Plus some sweat beads are just right for embellishment, Nima, it must be praised!!!

Ruan Nian couldn't say anything after seeing this scene. In fact, he really wanted to stay alone in the toilet for a while, but he couldn't bear the beautiful scenery in front of him.

Jiang Lansheng noticed that Ruan Nian was wandering behind him, saying that the tentacles would not die if they were hungry for a while.Except for the meal downstairs yesterday, Ruan Nian didn't eat anything at all under Jiang Lansheng's special revenge.Of course, Master Ruan Nian would not care about this fish-lipped human.However, Jiang Lansheng began to feel guilty.

"Hey! There are buns on the table outside, go eat them." Jiang Lansheng pretended to be careless.

Ruan Nian went out to take a look. Five buns the size of fried chicken were enough for two meals. "It's all mine?" he asked.

"Isn't it enough?"

"...that's too much."

Now Jiang Lan was surprised: "You are so big, shouldn't you eat a lot?"

Ruan Nian laughed out loud: "You can't be... Forget it, you probably don't know my way of life very well."

"Let me tell you so."

Ruan Nian sat at the dining table and said, "Look, even though it's like me living with you, I'm not just at your house. Do you understand?"

"Even if there are no short-sighted guys breaking into my territory, there will always be people who enter by mistake or come to visit and ask for help. I always have to respond to them, otherwise others will think that there is no one in this land. "

Seeing Jiang Lansheng's earnest understanding, Ruan Nian thought he was quite cute.

"Logically yes, but what does it have to do with what you eat. Eh? You say you're not here?"

"Yes." Ruan Nian smiled, and reached out to touch the soft hair on Jiang Lansheng's head.

"I said that the touch you raised was accidentally scraped off last time when I was drunk, and I didn't come to you right away because of other things."

Jiang Lansheng became even more curious: "You still drink!"

"What?" Ruan Nian grabbed the soft hair on Jiang Lansheng's head. "You think I won't?"

"I just feel that you are still a tentacle, how can you like human activities." Jiang Lansheng tried hard to snatch his little soft hair back from Ruan Nian's hands.

Ruan Nian laughed mockingly when he heard this, "It seems that although you are a tentacle controller, you are a sloppy guy. Don't you know anything about molluscs?"

☆, Tentacle Survival Rules (Catch Bugs)

Jiang Lansheng was ridiculed by him, but he didn't get very angry. He was not very good at studying, he was a third-rate writer in a third-rate high school and a third-rate university.He also wondered why Ruan Nian was unhappy, didn't he?Do you want the owner to know more about the pet so that he can take care of him? ?Well, it should be plain purple. (Sao Nian, Mrs. Lee is a real bird)

"Then why don't you educate yourself." Jiang Lansheng grabbed Ruan Nian's trousers.

Ruan Nian explained helplessly: "Just like ants, although they will find something to eat in nature, if a human drops a piece of candy, they will never refuse it. Similarly, the same is true for tentacles. Their total are the best, but other people's are also very attractive."

"But! Of course we are not like ordinary molluscs," he emphasized.

"Alcohol causes the phenomenon of drunkenness by acting on the nerves, but you should know that some low-level people don't have a nervous system. And we have evolved a nervous system." When he said this, he was proud. (Is that why you got drunk?)

Jiang Lansheng didn't question his pride, the existence of the tentacles was a miracle.He knew that what Ruan Nian said yesterday about being a master was just a joke.

"Tentacles eat by hunting other creatures. One day a tentacle that can steal other people's genes appeared. Since then, the evolution of tentacles has been divided into two branches. One is still as stupid as it is, and the other is us." Ruan Nian smiled cruelly at Jiang Lansheng, "Look at me, I have integrated human genes."

Jiang Lansheng stared: "You killed someone?" (The stupid author thinks this will probably be swallowed, so he uses English.)

"Ah."

"It doesn't matter." Jiang Lansheng's three views have long been eaten by dogs. (The author is still there, killing others is not good)

"...you don't care if you don't mind." Nima, how wrong is my future partner (Fog)'s three views!

"Back to the topic just now," Ruan Nian picked up a steamed bun and asked, "Do you know what kind of construction is complex and extensive in the city?"

"Hmm..." Jiang Lansheng thought for a while and said, "Sewer!"

"A good guess." Ruan Nian took a bite of the bun.

Jiang Lansheng said triumphantly: "Of course! It's just that there is water and it's not easy to find."

"One more thing. Not just sewers, all water pipes are fine. The exocolites I disperse are diluted in water to form individual cells that communicate through pheromones. But have you ever thought that there is water in the air?"

"Ha!" Jiang Lan was startled, "Then..."

"But I didn't do that." Ruan Nian interrupted him.

"You missed a very important point. That's nutrients! The survival rate of cells in water vapor in the air is not high. And this is my territory only for some creatures."

He chuckles (not) cheaply: "So I just turn on the tap and I can summon the exogenous cells to absorb the heat."

Jiang Lansheng was speechless, and he held it in for a long time before he could say, "It's easy to feed."

"So why are you telling me this?"

"...You bought too many vegetables to finish." Ruan Xiaoyi burst into tears deep in his heart!Paralysis!!! Who told me to let him know himself before chasing someone!

"Also, I can cook."

Jiang Xiaoling’s heart is sauce~(≧▽≦)/~

"Then hurry up and do it!" Jiang Lansheng glared at him.

Ruan Nian said calmly, "A real chef can only cook and not wash."

"..." Nima!

Ruan Nian was sitting in the living room watching TV.His hands still looked like tentacles. Slowly, the front part of one tentacle contracted, like a figure 8, and it came out! Ruan Nian changed back to holding the stuff with both hands and waved it, The lump of flesh gradually became smaller, like sublimation, and finally disappeared.Ruan Nian changed the channel and looked at the legal lecture hall.

After ten o'clock, Jiang Lansheng prepared the ingredients and went back to his room to work (is this also called work?).He has an appointment with a certain magazine, and he will get xx manuscript fee for as many words as xx, but he has been slacking off writing for the past few days.So, what is the best subject to write about?

Hmm... that guy wants... tall?handsome?evil?Still...Sunshine! Yes!! Just this one.The sunny and handsome brother next door hooked up with the lonely wife whose husband is often on business trips while taking out the trash again!

But it seems that there is a better candidate than his wife, um... is it cute?It's just soy sauce. (This person is a bit weird)

Ruan Nian, who was sitting in the living room, smiled, but he laughed out of the serious and bloody (fog) legal lecture.Ruan Nian thought to himself: It's really a vulgar character design, but... it's finally a good sign.

After eleven o'clock, Ruan Nian consciously started cooking.

The vegetables that Jiang Lansheng bought were the kind used to eat the stems, and the leaves were almost folded when washing the vegetables. Because he didn't know what Ruan Nian was going to do, he didn't cut the vegetables.The meat has been cut, half a catty of pork ribs, plus a bag of snow peas in the refrigerator of unknown age, enough to make a lunch.

Because it was almost May, the weather was not very hot, but it was never cool, so Ruan Nian decided to make Tongcai into vinegar, and then just cook some porridge.

Ruan Nian is ready to ask Jiang Lansheng to eat after cooking, but there is a problem!What do you call it?Although in Jiang Lansheng's mind Ruan Nian is a mutant young man with unknown background but who voluntarily reveals his heart, Ruan Nian thinks that Jiang Lansheng must not keep thinking like this.Astute readers know that Ruan Nian's purpose for coming here is not pure. (Isn't it just to hook up with Jiang Xiaoling!)

Darlin, honey, etc. are absolutely inappropriate, called names?Too rusty!... Nimana what else? ! Call the master? ...(*/ω＼*)I don't~then...forget it!Ruan Nian was a little angry with himself, he couldn't say anything, how could he get closer.

"Hey! It's time to eat!!" Ruan Nian knocked on the door fiercely.

Jiang Lansheng almost jumped up from the stool in shock.This guy was fine just now, why is he angry again now?

The author has something to say: Little angels who pass by, please leave a message, sprinkle a flower, keep it in a collection (no face)

☆, disappearing tentacles

Until Jiang Lansheng praised him that the dish was delicious, Ruan Nian's expression finally changed for the better.

"Of course! I'm a chef." Ruan Nian said happily. (Chef can make vinegar smooth vegetable stems?)

"..." Jiang Lansheng ignored him, but it was really delicious.

So they lived a happy life of eating well and sleeping well, this article ends.Ha ha!lied to you.How is this possible?

Within a few days, Ruan Nian said he was going home.what happened?Ruan Nian, who would rather go out to buy new clothes than go home to get them, unexpectedly wants to go home.Jiang Lansheng, who knew it was normal, was still a little unhappy.But Ruan Nian said that he was just going back to get some things, and he would be back to mess with him soon.

However, things did not develop as Ruan Nian said.Ruan Nian didn't come back until after nine o'clock in the evening, Jiang Lansheng was worried and angry (J: My dinner!).In fact, he didn't have much control over whether Ruan Nian came back, but he always felt that something happened if he didn't ask why.

Jiang Lansheng doesn't have Ruan Nian's phone number, shit!Does that tentacle have a cell phone?I really regret not asking him about this these days.

"Here~~here~~" The phone on the coffee table vibrated.

Jiang Lansheng saw that it was a text message from an unfamiliar number.

"There is something wrong, I won't come back tonight to provoke ⊙﹏⊙. Eat well!"

"Damn!" Jiang Lansheng muttered, "I've been worrying for so long. You're still cute, bad review!"

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