Hold on tight to the president's thick thighs

Regarding physical and mental strength, what if I accidentally ran into someone and lost money because of excessive fatigue, and finally I couldn’t even get my salary? "

"You sleep, you sleep. Compared with you, editor-in-chief, I'm really not tired at all."

"Keep an eye on it!" The editor-in-chief put on his u-shaped pillow with peace of mind, and continued to sleep.

"So sleepy!" Chen Chuan looked at the editor-in-chief who was falling asleep soon, and felt very much that this person hired someone to help him follow him in order to sleep in peace.

Then after another long wait, it was not the familiar sports car that appeared, but the traffic police who came to post the ticket.

The editor-in-chief, who was reluctant to be fined, had to drive his little polo on the road again, but it broke down as soon as he started it. Facing such an unprofessional behavior by the editor-in-chief, Chen Chuan began to doubt his profession: "Editor-in-chief, you were really a new boss in the past. The editor in chief of entertainment?"

"It's not steamed, is it boiled?" The editor-in-chief plunged into the hood.

"Then how come you don't know Song Yuning's license plate number, don't know his schedule of activities, even if your own car breaks down, you can't solve it." Chen Chuan scoffed at his lack of rigor, and he stood by the side holding his hand The flashlight illuminates the editor-in-chief who repairs the car.

"I'm just an entertainment reporter, not Batman," the editor-in-chief yelled at the top of the hood.

"The premiere of "Ten Miles of Red Makeup" filmed by Zongheng Projection is today. Song Yuning is attending the premiere ceremony at Yida, so the car just now is not him at all, but you don't even know that."

"How do you know?" The editor-in-chief raised his head, and the back of his head hit the cover with a "bang".

Chen Chuan handed the mobile phone to the editor-in-chief who was squatting on the ground with his head in his arms and humming: "The news released by the official blog of "Ten Miles of Red Makeup" has already been trending. Here, this is a photo!" Yu Ning appeared in front of the media for the first time, but this first official appearance not only stole the actor's limelight, but also immediately occupied the No. 1 hot search.

"Why didn't you say it earlier?" The editor's anger rose from the soles of his feet. He stood up while touching the bag on the back of his head, and closed the hood heavily. The explosive anger value successfully diverted his subordinates' suspicion of him.

"I was just about to say it, but before I could say anything, your car broke down." Chen Chuan said very timidly.

The editor-in-chief turned around and got on the polo, but put Chen Chuan out of the car: "You go to the back and push the car so that the car can start!"

"Why me, I have a driver's license!" Chen Chuan's implication is that you can push it, and I will drive it.

"I'm so old, do you understand how to respect the old and love the young, do you have the nerve to let me push it, you are responsible for the medical expenses, go quickly, don't be wordy."

Chen Chuan silently glanced at the editor-in-chief who was not yet 40 years old, patted the tightly locked car door in vain, and dismissed such useless nonsense as "I haven't eaten yet, I'm still a cancer patient" Swallowing it down, he changed his mouth and asked, "Then where are we going now?"

"Where else can I go? Of course it's Yida Cinema. Stop talking nonsense and go to push the cart. If you don't go to the premiere ceremony, the premiere will be over." The editor-in-chief roared while sitting in the car.

Chen Chuan dragged his frail body to the back of the car. He touched his empty stomach. From the afternoon until now, he didn't even drink any saliva. Starve to death or die from exhaustion.

Just when he was lamenting his fate, a red sports car passed by with a "whoosh", leaving only a very familiar butt, not only he was stunned, but also the editor-in-chief was stunned.

The editor-in-chief in the car rubbed his head, as if he was considering the far-reaching question of whether to chase or not to chase. Since the car is not Song Yuning's, is there any value in following it? Since we have followed it for so long, let's just give up Is it really good, but I don’t even know who is in the car. Is it meaningful to catch up, but now the press conference may be over after rushing to Yida. Is it really worth rushing over? The fuel cost also costs money of.

After thinking about it for five seconds, he pulled down the car window and yelled at Chen Chuan behind the parking space: "What are you doing in a daze? Why don't you push me quickly? If you can't catch up with that car today, don't use it tomorrow!" Go to work."

Didn't he go to Yida to find Song Yuning? Why did he change his mind again? Chen Chuan couldn't figure it out, but when the editor yelled, he had to turn into a strong man and push the cart forward.

"1..." Chen Chuan shouted to himself.

"You haven't eaten, hurry up!"

"2..." Chen Chuan gritted his teeth.

"are you a pig?"

"3..." Chen Chuan exerted all his breastfeeding strength.

"You don't have to come to work tomorrow!"

"4..." As soon as Chen Chuan uttered the word "4", a burst of black air came out of the little polo's buttocks, and it drove forward four or five meters with a "puff puff puff".

"Hurry up and get in the car!" The editor-in-chief yelled back, but he didn't step on the brakes and wait for him at all.

Chen Chuan, who was exhausted by the exhaust gas, held back his cough, and rushed into the car with a stride.

"Hoohoo..." Chen Chuan gasped for breath, feeling that his lungs were riddled with holes, and he even saw those horrible tumors that had crowded his poor lungs to the brim, "Editor-in-chief, that car It's not Song Yuning, why should we follow?" Chen Chuan asked half dead.

"Are you stupid? It's not Song Yuning, maybe it's Wu Kaiwen?"

"Then why did Wu Kaiwen run from Huanyu to Zongheng alone, and then run out from Zongheng's underground parking lot alone?"

Since the editor-in-chief ignored this bug, he said: "What do you want to do so much? To be a qualified entertainment reporter, you must have a persistent spirit. Any setbacks can't change the plans that have been made."

"..." The plan you made was to follow Song Yuning, so it's not called changing?

☆, the first sneak shot

The editor's stubbornness finally paid off. After catching up with the car, they followed the car for more than a dozen streets until they stopped in front of a hotel.Chen Chuan watched the car drive into the underground parking lot, but the polo he was sitting in didn't move at all.

"Editor-in-chief, aren't we going to follow?" Chen Chuan asked.

"Aren't you stupid? If we follow him, won't the other party find out that we are following him?" The editor-in-chief educated, "As a qualified entertainment reporter, you must know some tracking skills. , just don’t scare the snake away.” They waited for more than ten minutes, and then slowly entered the parking lot when the editor-in-chief thought it was a suitable time.Countless vehicles were parked in the huge underground parking lot. They wandered around and finally found the car in a corner, and the person in that car had long since disappeared.

"Now all we have to do is wait for them to come down." The editor parked nearby.

"Then when are we going to wait?" Chen Chuan glanced at his watch, it was already ten o'clock in the middle of the night.

"Maybe an hour, maybe tomorrow morning." The editor-in-chief put the seat down, and it seemed that he was going to sleep again in this position.

Chen Chuan also fumbled to put down the seat, and the editor-in-chief immediately kicked him up: "Hey, why are you sleeping? Is it when you are sleeping? Hurry up and open your eyes and look at that car. If this The car ran under your nose, and you won't be using it for work tomorrow."

Threatening me with this again, Chen Chuan looked at the editor-in-chief sadly: "I haven't even eaten or drank any water."

Perhaps feeling the strong resentment emanating from Chen Chuan, the editor-in-chief took out a bag of small bread from nowhere and threw it on his lap like fishing for a fish: "You can eat a little bit first, and you will be hungry if you don't eat a meal." Immortal, if you are hungry, use this to pay for it. This bag counts as three yuan for you, and it will be directly deducted from your salary next time. Okay, I won’t tell you more, I’ll sleep first, oops, I’m so sleepy me."

After speaking, he put on the u-shaped pillow and yawned, and fell into a contented sleep.

Chen Chuan stunned and grabbed this *Lee Garden French Bread, this one costs three yuan, why the hell are you not in heaven.I have seen someone with a dark heart, but I have never seen such a dark one. Chen Chuan imagined countless times in his mind the scene of stepping on the editor-in-chief, prying open his mouth, and stuffing this small bread with the bag into his mouth forcefully. Then knead and knead and knead the scene.

But fantasies are fantasies after all, and in the end the little bun went into his own mouth.Chen Chuan repeated the chewing action with a loveless expression. Without water, it was really uncomfortable to eat bread dry.

The stingy editor-in-chief turned off the car, and the temperature in the car with the air conditioner turned off was getting lower and lower. Chen Chuan's feet were numb from the cold, while the editor-in-chief next to him was sleeping like a dead pig.Chen Chuan looked at the pig enviously. He could no longer keep warm by shaking, so he had to quietly get out of the car and do push-ups.I felt too bored while doing it, so I started jumping around the car again and jumped the frog.

Just when he was exhausted, his feet were weak, his body was sweating, and he didn't know how many laps he had jumped, he heard a woman's voice from the corridor.

He was so startled that he immediately held his breath, and the sound of footsteps was getting closer and closer, "Far away, did you hear anything just now?" He heard a woman talking.

"What sound?" a man asked.

"Sound like a child bouncing up and down."

"How can there be any children?" The man said, "It's so late, who can rest assured that his children will play in the parking lot."

"What I'm talking about is like, I also heard the sound of someone panting. As soon as I came in, the sound disappeared." The woman stopped, "It can't be that there is something unclean, I heard that this area used to be But mass graves."

Chen Chuan poked his head and saw a man and a woman standing beside the sports car. He quickly crawled to the editor-in-chief's car window, bent down and patted the window in a low voice: "Editor-in-chief, editor-in-chief." There was no response.He had no choice but to take out his mobile phone and switch to camera mode to focus on the man and woman.The man was wearing a peaked cap, and the woman was wearing sunglasses. They couldn't see their faces clearly, but judging by their temperament and figure, they were definitely not ordinary people.

"Sister Qing, don't be afraid. It's enough for you to come closer to me. I'm full of yang energy. I'll give it to you to make sure that no demons invade." The man grabbed the woman's waist and tried to kiss her, but the brim of his hat hit her On the woman's glasses, he thought it was in the way, so he simply took off his hat and smacked the corner of the woman's mouth.

The woman snorted coquettishly: "I hate it, didn't you eat enough just now?"

"You are so good, I can't eat enough in my life." The man tightened his arms, and the two were tired of kissing and hugging each other before getting into the car and leaving reluctantly.

"Editor-in-chief, editor-in-chief, I got it." Chen Chuan jumped into the car and shouted at the pig-like editor-in-chief.

"Shot, shot, what did you get?" The editor-in-chief woke up from his sleep and almost rolled off his seat.

"The one you want to take." Chen Chuan handed him the phone, "Do you know who owns that car, Lu Yuanyuan, it's Lu Yuanyuan."

The editor-in-chief, who was still half asleep and half awake, suddenly woke up. He didn't seem to realize who Lu Yuanyuan was. He took the phone. Chen Chuan's phone was not high-resolution, and the photos of people were a bit blurry, but because there were only two cars away, so Every move of the two people in the video was clearly captured.The editor-in-chief pressed a pause, and stopped on the screen where the woman was inadvertently facing the camera. He zoomed in on the screen, and even though the woman was wearing sunglasses, he immediately recognized her: "Xu Yingqing!"

"The man is Lu Yuanyuan." The moment the man took off his hat, Chen Chuan almost cried out. He didn't expect that the first time he was a paparazzi and photographed him was the male god of Lin Mu's Girls' Generation, but the editor-in-chief The focus is not on him.

"Is Xu Yingqing divorced?" The editor-in-chief's mung beans kept rolling her eyes, as if she was thinking about something.

Xu Yingqing is the most well-deserved first-line actress in China. In her early 20s, she won a double actress with a movie, and has since become famous. Later, when her career was brilliant, she married Cai Rui, a well-known domestic director, but she gained a lot of money. Xu Yingqing, who is in love, did not affect her career because of her marriage.

She partnered with Cai Rui and his wife, sweeping all major awards at home and abroad, winning awards and getting soft hands. Their husband and wife are known as the golden partners in the film industry.There is even more news that Xu Yingqing has recently accepted a film adapted by Hollywood Marvel, and she may go to Hollywood to continue to create her brilliance in the next year.

Now, at this critical moment, she cheated, and impatiently came out to have an affair in the middle of the night. This news is even more explosive than the homosexual relationship between Wu Kaiwen and Song Yuning.

Thinking of this, the editor-in-chief slapped his thigh with joy, and his "hahaha" laughter almost shattered the glass.

"The man is Lu Yuanyuan." Chen Chuan continued to remind the editor-in-chief solemnly.

The editor-in-chief continued to stubbornly ignore this point, he patted Chen Chuan on the shoulder: "Xiao Chen, you are really my lucky general, you did a good job this time, you will send the video to my mailbox later, remember, No one can tell about this, I will give you a big red envelope at the end of the month."

As soon as he thought of the red envelope, Chen Chuan threw Lu Yuanyuan out of his mind. He grinned happily to the bottom of his ears, and even saw a big and thick red envelope waving at him non-stop.

☆, the first time to send someone to the headlines

"Xu Yingqing met a certain male star at night, and her marriage with Cai Rui is suspected to be in crisis." The next day, the headlines of all major portal websites were dominated by this news, and this news came from a certain wave called "I'm very busy". blogger.

At two o'clock in the morning of the same day, "I'm very busy" posted a Weibo. The Weibo first wrote that a domestic first-tier female star cheated on a third-tier male star. The following screenshots were accompanied by a few video screenshots. People with sharp eyes could recognize it at a glance. Which actress is it.But because his fans are too small, he didn't attract much attention.Until three o'clock in the morning, his hits had not exceeded [-].

"I'm very busy" who didn't achieve the desired effect simply became cruel and directly changed the "a certain actress in the first line" in the title to "Xu Yingqing". It caused a huge sensation. In just a few hours, his number of fans soared, and he became a big V with hundreds of thousands of fans. His Weibo was also reposted by major portals, and the number of reposts in a short time up to millions.

At eight o'clock in the morning, Song Yuning, the boss of a third-tier male star, arrived at the company on time. As soon as he got out of the elevator door, he saw Lu Yuanyuan's manager Shen Xing waiting at the elevator entrance.Before he stepped out of the elevator, Shen Xing said impatiently: "President Song, something serious happened."

"Oh." Song Yuning's reaction was indifferent, "Is it about Lu Yuanyuan?"

"He approached Xu Yingqing and was photographed, and this matter made the headlines." For a while, Shen Xing didn't understand what Song Yuning's attitude meant, he explained.

"Do you know who took the picture?" King Song Yuning walked to his office.

"I found out that it was a reporter from Xindu Daily. He was fired by Xindu News because of fraudulent extortion, and even his press card was revoked. Now he is blocked by the entire industry. I didn't expect him to go to a certain wave to open Weibo. It also allowed him to capture such a big piece of news."

Song Yuning was too lazy to solve this matter: "Let her fill in the hole that Xu Yingqing dug herself." Xu Yingqing is not a well-rounded artist, so he doesn't need to make great efforts to help her with public relations.

"What about Lu Yuanyuan?" Shen Xing followed behind him.

"He has found Xu Yingqing, a big tree, so what else do we need to do for him?" Song Yuning walked into the office, "He has a TV series to be broadcast, tell your marketing account, tell him what he used to tell The termination of the contract with Nanfeng Records, as well as some black material from the past have been revealed. Since he wants to be popular, let the fire burn a little bigger."

It has been a week since Xu Yingqing cheated. Although the two protagonists have not responded to the incident, and Xu Yingqing has not even shown her face, the news of her cheating still occupies the No. 1 trending search.

For the first time, the editor-in-chief with more than one million fans felt ecstatic.Not only is the number of Weibo fans still soaring, but his phone calls have been bombarded by various brokerage companies, producers, even Taobao stores, and WeChat merchants. He is so happy every day that he never closes his mouth.And Chen Chuan was sitting in front of the computer and thinking about how to write soft articles for the advertisements that the editor-in-chief took over.

Chen Chuan, who didn't know how to write soft articles, browsed Weibo to find inspiration.In the past few days, the comments on Lu Yuanyuan's Weibo have reached hundreds of thousands, because of his and Xu Yingqing's affairs, all the black material in his past has been uncovered.

For example, he debuted as an idol group back then, but chose to leave his teammates to go solo when he was the most popular, but he didn't expect that the new club was not strong enough, and the old club couldn't swallow this breath, and even united with the entire music industry to block him.

Lu Yuanyuan, who had nowhere to go, could only go to the crew to play tricks.Later, because of some well-known rules, he was photographed by a famous screenwriter with rumors of homosexuality, and starred in a fairy tale drama in ancient costume produced by him. After being popular, he kicked the screenwriter again. Resolutely signed a contract with the newly emerging Zongheng Entertainment.

Because of this tortuous experience, he was called a "family slave of the three surnames" by a group of black people, and the comments on Weibo were swiped by "Lu Yuanyuan get out of the entertainment circle".

Now the top five hot search list on Weibo are: #许颖清失rail#, #三始家婚卫岁远远#, #露远突突规则#, #卢远没有行政#, #露远运约#.The hot search list was almost contracted by him alone.

Seeing that he was hacked so badly, Chen Chuan suddenly felt a little sympathetic to him. He suddenly remembered that when he was a young boy, he secretly blacked out a piece of Lu Yuanyuan's sticker that Lin Mu had pasted on his desk. Teeth, and then she found out, chasing the past that ran all over the classroom.

Thinking of this, Chen Chuan felt a little sad. In order not to think too much, he turned off Lu Yuanyuan's Weibo and searched for news about Xu Yingqing. The portal immediately pushed a message that Xu Yingqing, who had disappeared for a long time, was holding a press conference.

"Editor-in-chief, Xu Yingqing is holding a press conference." Chen Chuan said, but the editor-in-chief didn't have time to talk to him, he was busy arguing with advertisers, when he heard Chen Chuan's words, he just waved his hand to show he understood.

Chen Chuan, who could not get a response from the editor-in-chief, clicked on the live video, and he patiently watched the entire reception and subsequent interviews.Xu Yingqing in the video said that she has been in Hollywood for half a month to discuss the movie after the new year, and she didn't come back until midnight yesterday, and her husband Cai Rui has been by her side all the time, she has no time or chance to cheat, this morning She just found out about the cheating rumors and hurriedly held this reception to prove her innocence.

Anyway, the core of her reception was that she hadn't cheated, she had a good relationship with the director's husband, she didn't know Lu Yuanyuan, and it was absolutely impossible for her to be the person in the parking lot that day.

"I feel that no matter what the reason is, anyone who spreads rumors and slanders at will should be punished. My lawyer has already contacted the blogger. I believe the law will clear me up." Xu Yingqing finally ended with a sonorous sentence The whole interview.

"Editor-in-Chief, Xu Yingqing said she was going to sue you." Chen Chuanwai played the voice of the video, the editor-in-chief couldn't have heard it, but he didn't respond at all.

"Editor-in-chief?" Chen Chuan called out again, looking over his head, he found the editor-in-chief lying in front of the computer with a dazed expression on his face.

"Why can't I log in to the account?" The editor-in-chief was sweating, and he stubbornly logged in repeatedly, "Xiao Chuan, go and search my Weibo."

Chen Chuan heard that he entered "I'm busy" in the search bar, but the page displayed "Sorry, the user you visited does not exist". "Editor-in-chief, you seem to have been banned." Chen Chuan hesitated and said truthfully.

"Fuck!" The editor-in-chief couldn't help but swear.

Not only was the account banned, but a Weibo that said "I'm very busy" was quickly uploaded.

The identity verification of "I'm very busy" has always been the title of reporter of Xindu Entertainment, and the blogger who picks up the skin is the editor of Xindu Daily. As a former colleague, he pointed out that the real name of "I'm very busy" Fan Jian used to be a reporter for the social edition of Xindu Newspaper, but not for the entertainment edition. Moreover, he had his press card revoked a long time ago because of fraudulent extortion of a company.

He said that Fan Jian's character was just like his name, and he who is good at fake news may be the joint hype between him and Lu Yuanyuan, or it may be revenge for Xu Yingqing's blackmail.