I am not cannon fodder
Chapter 9
Wu Ernuo was sitting on the sofa, and Zhang Fengzhi was taking a shower in the bathroom.Wu Ernuo actually wanted to run, but who knew that Zhang Fengzhi's hands were so long, he stretched out his arms, grabbed his collar, and was pulled back.
It didn't matter if he was caught, Zhang Fengzhi asked Wu Ernuo to go to his house again.Wu Ernuo resisted very much, Zhang Ju was still at his house, if he went there and saw the two showing their affection, Wu Ernuo would die of anger at his house today.
Seeing that Wu Ernuo was not going to die, Zhang Fengzhi said that if Wu Ernuo left today, he would lose his job.Wu Ernuo felt that Zhang Fengzhi was too despicable, and threatened him with work, but Wu Ernuo was a principled person, and he would not go if he could not.
When Zhang Fengzhi went upstairs, Wu Ernuo hurriedly followed. Fortunately, Wu Ernuo arrived at Zhang Fengzhi's house, and Zhang Ju had already left.
When Wu Ernuo was thinking about how to take revenge on Zhang Fengzhi, Zhang Fengzhi in the bathroom suddenly yelled, which startled him. "What are you doing!" Wu Ernuo no longer wanted to call Zhang Fengzhi crazy, because the word crazy was not enough to reflect Zhang Fengzhi's SB temperament.
"I don't have the bath towel, bring it in for me." After hearing Zhang Fengzhi's words, Wu Ernuo didn't think too much, picked up the bath towel on the sofa, and walked to the bathroom.
The door of the bathroom was opened, and Wu Ernuo stretched out a hand to go in. After waiting for a long time, no one responded, so Wu Ernuo said impatiently: "Hold it!"
After a while, I heard Zhang Fengzhi's hoarse voice, "Come in."
Wu Ernuo wanted to refuse, but was pulled in by Zhang Fengzhi. "Crazy!" Wu Ernuo yelled. "Can you call me another word, so you can't have something new?" Zhang Fengzhi took the bath towel from Wu Ernuo's hand and put it on his shoulder.
"Then what do you say I'm scolding you?" Zhang Fengzhi frowned after hearing Wu Ernuo's words, "You can call me a dead ghost!"
As soon as Zhang Fengzhi's words fell, Wu Ernuo cursed, "Damn ghost!" "Too lazy to talk to you, get dressed and come out."
Just as Wu Ernuo was about to turn around and leave, Zhang Fengzhi suddenly pushed him against the wall, Wu Ernuo's back hit the wall for a while, and Zhang Fengzhi's chin rested on Wu Ernuo's shoulder, ambiguously Said: "Why are you in such a hurry to go out, there are some things that haven't been done yet."
Wu Ernuo blushed, and for a moment didn't know how to fight back, and asked, "Didn't you and Zhang Ju do it?"
"I want to do it with you." After Zhang Fengzhi finished speaking, Wu Ernuo really wanted to slap him in the face, saying something shameless.
Wu Ernuo wanted to run away, but Zhang Fengzhi pressed his whole body against him, and Wu Ernuo realized that Zhang Fengzhi was not wearing any clothes.
"You get out of the way!"
"I won't let it~" Zhang Fengzhi said coquettishly, and Zhang Fengzhi began to touch Wu Ernuo while speaking.
"shameless."
Zhang Fengzhi licked the corner of Wu Ernuo's mouth, "Shameless? I will do even more shameless things later."
"I like women!"
Wu Ernuo wanted to resist, but Zhang Fengzhi forced him to hold him in the toilet. After a while, his brain returned to normal and he realized that they had done a terrible thing just now, and it was a shameful thing.Wu Ernuo seldom does embarrassing things in front of others, today Zhang Fengzhi helped him do it, which made him blush.
"Your face is bleeding."
Wu Ernuo didn't speak, and he could feel the rapid beating of his heart and his hot face.In a trance, Zhang Fengzhi stretched out a hand to wall-dong Wu Ernuo, and his face slowly approached Wu Ernuo.Wu Ernuo stared at Zhang Fengzhi, and found that he was really good-looking, and sighed in his heart, no wonder so many women like him.
At this moment, Zhang Fengzhi's nose was pressed against Wu Ernuo's nose, as long as Zhang Fengzhi lowered his head a little, he could kiss Wu Ernuo's mouth.Wu Ernuo's heart beat faster, and he didn't dare to look directly into Zhang Fengzhi's eyes, so he had to look away to cover up his inner embarrassment.
"Shall we make a bet, if I kiss you Shi Geng, you will sweep the floor for me for the rest of my life, if not, I will give you Zhang Ju." Wu Ernuo thinks this is a good deal!Although he has been a spare tire for many years, he still loves Zhang Ju, and more importantly, his straight man.
"Okay!" Wu Ernuo struggled for a long time before agreeing.
Seeing that Wu Ernuo had been fooled, Zhang Fengzhi slowly approached his mouth very slowly.
Wu Ernuo closed his eyes, he didn't expect that he didn't think so on the surface, but he actually had some small expectations in his heart.Little expectations? !What the hell does this mean?
Zhang Fengzhi didn't have a French kiss with Wu Ernuo, but just kissed him lightly and quickly on the corner of his mouth, like a superficial touch.He smiled and said, "Are you a SB? Do you think I will give you Zhang Ju? Clean up the toilet and come out again, do you hear me?"
Zhang Fengzhi wrapped the towel around his waist, opened the door and went out.
Wu Ernuo was still leaning against the wall and didn't recover. Although Zhang Fengzhi only gave a simple kiss, it was enough to make the heart of a pure virgin who had never kissed before thump.
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☆, rival's disarming power
Wu Er Nuo shook his head, and blamed himself while cleaning the toilet, Er Nuo, Er Nuo, as a straight man who is straighter than chopsticks, he can't think about things all day long!Don't forget your first task - to destroy the relationship between Zhang Ju and Zhang Fengzhi!
After 10 minutes, Wu Ernuo took off the plastic gloves, flushed the toilet again with the water hose and it was done.When going out, Zhang Fengzhi sat on the sofa with his legs crossed and watched TV. Seeing Wu Ernuo walking over, he took out a small wad of money from under the table and gave it to Wu Ernuo.
"Listen! I'll say what I'm going to say just once, and if I find anything wrong, get out of here with your luggage. In the morning I want milk and fried eggs. Make it for me in the evening Be rich, Zhang Ju is coming to eat! I have a bit of a cleanliness freak, the floor has to be wiped three times a day, and my clothes have to be washed by hand. My facial cleanser is used up, and the body wash and shampoo at home have just been used up! I will buy it tomorrow Right! Can’t buy cheap ones, better ones! You keep the money on the table. Your monthly salary is 3000 yuan. After deducting 300 yuan for electricity, water, and accommodation, your salary is 300 yuan. From your salary every month Deduct the medical expenses you owe me until the day you pay it off. So you can only get [-] yuan a month!"
In terms of work, Wu Ernuo really didn't dare to talk back to him.Zhang Fengzhi is not only his rival in love but also his boss.If what he does doesn't go according to the boss's wishes, it's a matter of minutes to carry the bag and leave.So Wu Ernuo just nodded and said "OK."
"What's wrong? Why don't you talk back to me now. A few hours ago, weren't you quite courageous? If Zhang Ju hadn't begged you to let me keep you, you would be fucking living on the street! A little dick Bai Fumei, you dare to think, what a toad wants to eat swan meat!" Zhang Fengzhi, who was a little joking just now, suddenly became serious, and what he said later severely hit Wu Ernuo's self-esteem.
Wu Ernuo's fragile heart couldn't stand the blow, so his eyes were reddened, and he lowered his head and didn't dare to look directly at Zhang Fengzhi.
Zhang Fengzhi didn't stop, and continued: "Do you think I'll cancel you because you asked someone to beat me last month? Use your pig brain to think about it. I brought you to my house to work. It's because I want you to watch me and Zhang Ju fall in love every day and then drive you to death!"
Wu Ernuo really likes Zhang Ju, and seeing the woman he loves with someone else will definitely make him uncomfortable.
"Zhang Fengzhi, don't go too far." After speaking, he turned and walked to the balcony to return to his room.Zhang Fengzhi looked at Wu Ernuo's back and laughed, he just wanted to scare him, how could he think that Wu Ernuo's heart was so fragile, and he was about to cry soon.
"Well, it's cute." Zhang Fengzhi picked up the newspaper on the sofa, turned off the light in the living room, and went back to his room to sleep.
☆, the first contest with the rival in love
Wu Ernuo's room is on the balcony, so it cannot be called a room completely.Because the location is at the "tail" of the balcony and it is still built with wooden boards.
The decoration in the room was extremely simple, there was a steel wire bed in the corner, and Wu Ernuo creaked when he put his butt on the table.Nothing else but bedside tables and an old electric fan.
Wu Ernuo originally wanted to go home, but only realized that he had no money to pay the rent last week and had already been kicked out by the landlord.If Zhang Fengzhi didn't take him in today, he would have to squeeze under the bridge with the homeless tonight.
Helpless, I had no choice but to take off my shoes and lie down on the bed. I finally let go of the grievances I had held all night.But he didn't dare to cry out loud, for fear of being heard by Zhang Fengzhi and being laughed at by him.
I fell asleep crying and crying, and the next day my eyes were swollen like walnuts.After washing his face in the kitchen, he took out fresh milk from the refrigerator and poured it on Zhang Fengzhi.
Zhang Fengzhi looked into his eyes and couldn't help laughing out loud, "Comrade Er Nuo, did you cry because of what I said yesterday?"
Wu Ernuo cursed, "As you wish, be happy! Be happy! Drink your milk!"
"Ahem, do what I told you yesterday, and I'm off to work. I have a pile of clothes in my room, remember to wash them for me." After speaking, Zhang Bongzhi went to work.
After he left, he fetched a basin of water from the toilet and knelt on the ground, earnestly wiping all the floors in the house three times.After rubbing for two full hours, my knees turned red and my waist shone.
Afterwards, I went to Zhang Fengzhi's room to get clothes, and when I opened the door, there was a burst of fragrance.Zhang Fengzhi's room was two or three times bigger than Wu Ernuo's.There is an air conditioner, a wardrobe, and a big bed. Sleeping on it must be much more comfortable than Wu Ernuo's wire bed.
Wu Ernuo walked through the vegetable market with a vegetable basket thinking about what to get for lunch, he thought that he would only eat two for lunch anyway, just make tomato soup or shredded potatoes.I happened to see tomatoes and potatoes being bought in front of me, so I stopped and asked the boss, "Auntie, how much is a catty of tomatoes and potatoes?!"
The boss put down the watering can in his hand, took a black plastic bag from below and handed it to him, "Five yuan for tomatoes, six yuan for potatoes."
"Damn it! It's so expensive!" Wu Ernuo was shocked. In the past, tomatoes and potatoes in the vegetable market downstairs in his house only cost two yuan a catty, but now the price has risen so fast that it has increased by two or three times.
"Young man, don't think it's expensive. The vegetables I buy are green vegetables, without adding any pesticides."
Wu Ernuo casually picked up a tomato, which was evenly red and not deformed.Pick up a potato, not pitted or sprouted.Thinking about it again, Zhang Fengzhi is not short of money, so he should eat something good.
"Okay then. I'll take a few." After speaking, he took some and put them in a black plastic bag and handed them to the boss.
"Okay, I'll weigh you right away." The boss took the plastic bag, turned around and put the plastic bag on the scale behind her, tied it on the ground after weighing, and handed it to Wu Ernuo.
"Handsome guy, 18 yuan." Wu Ernuo handed him the money, took the plastic bag and left.
Sitting on the bus, Wu Ernuo thought it was funny, just put the scale in the back when there was such a wide space in front of the grocery shopping just now, how troublesome it is to turn around when someone is shopping for vegetables.So I silently scolded the vegetable seller as an idiot.
Ten minutes later, Wu Ernuo returned to Zhang Fengzhi's house, put the groceries in the kitchen, and went to the bathroom to wash clothes.Before he went out, he put his and Zhang Bongzhi's clothes in the bucket, added laundry detergent and powder to soak for a while.Because he believes that it will be washed very clean.
Walking into the toilet, he found that the water in the bucket soaking clothes was as black as washed coal.Only then did he realize that the low-quality black pants worth 30 yuan on his stall would fade, so he quickly took out Zhang Fengzhi's white shirt, but it was too late, and the white shirt turned into a black shirt.
What happened, he felt that he would definitely be scolded to death by Zhang Fengzhi.He is very flustered now, not knowing what to do, pacing back and forth.Suddenly I had an idea, how about adding some white vinegar? !
So I went to the kitchen to get white vinegar and put it in the basin, and soaked it for about 15 minutes. After rubbing it, it didn't work and it still smelled like vinegar.Suddenly, his cell phone rang, which startled him. He picked up the cell phone and saw that it was Zhang Fengzhi calling.
"Hey, are you done cooking? I'm leaving get off work soon."
Wu Ernuo was afraid that he was guilty, and his voice stammered, "Quick, it's almost done."
"Okay," Zhang Fengzhi said and hung up the phone.
Wu Ernuo felt that no matter how he struggled with how to clean his white shirt, when Zhang Fengzhi came back, he would eat air, and he would only eat squid.
After drying the clothes in a hurry, he decided to wait for Zhang Fengzhi to come back and sincerely apologize to him, whether he was a cow or a horse, as long as he could forgive him and not deduct his salary.
When I went back to the kitchen and opened the vegetables I bought, I was almost scared to death. The potatoes sprouted, the tomatoes were rotten, and mosquitoes were flying everywhere.It was only then that Wu Ernuo suddenly realized, no wonder the grocery shoppers put the scales behind them, no wonder the grocery shoppers put the plastic bags on the ground and tie a knot, no wonder they used black plastic bags.Damn, it was transferred! !Just now he called her an idiot, but it turned out that he was an idiot! !
Seeing that Zhang Fengzhi was coming back soon, he didn't have anything to buy, so he had to bite the bullet and do it.
It seems right that people are prone to error in haste.Wu Er Nuo cut his hand while cutting potatoes, when frying potatoes, he put the washed spatula into the hot oil, and his hands were covered with oily spots, when frying eggs, he couldn't find any salt. Accidentally scrambled the egg.The most important thing is that the cooking water becomes less rice crust.
When Wu Ernuo put the two dishes on the table and the doorbell rang, Wu Ernuo was so helpless that he almost cried.
☆, the first day of work at the rival's house
Wu Ernuo walked through the vegetable market with a vegetable basket thinking about what to get for lunch, he thought that he would only eat two for lunch anyway, just make tomato soup or shredded potatoes.I happened to see tomatoes and potatoes being bought in front of me, so I stopped and asked the boss, "Auntie, how much is a catty of tomatoes and potatoes?!"
The boss put down the watering can in his hand, took a black plastic bag from below and handed it to him, "Five yuan for tomatoes, six yuan for potatoes."
"Damn it! It's so expensive!" Wu Ernuo was shocked. In the past, tomatoes and potatoes in the vegetable market downstairs in his house only cost two yuan a catty, but now the price has risen so fast that it has increased by two or three times.
"Young man, don't think it's expensive. The vegetables I buy are green vegetables, without adding any pesticides."
Wu Ernuo casually picked up a tomato, which was evenly red and not deformed.Pick up a potato, not pitted or sprouted.Thinking about it again, Zhang Fengzhi is not short of money, so he should eat something good.
"Okay then. I'll take a few." After speaking, he took some and put them in a black plastic bag and handed them to the boss.
"Okay, I'll weigh you right away." The boss took the plastic bag, turned around and put the plastic bag on the scale behind her, tied it on the ground after weighing, and handed it to Wu Ernuo.
"Handsome guy, 18 yuan." Wu Ernuo handed him the money, took the plastic bag and left.
Sitting on the bus, Wu Ernuo thought it was funny, just put the scale in the back when there was such a wide space in front of the grocery shopping just now, how troublesome it is to turn around when someone is shopping for vegetables.So I silently scolded the vegetable seller as an idiot.
Ten minutes later, Wu Ernuo returned to Zhang Fengzhi's house, put the groceries in the kitchen, and went to the bathroom to wash clothes.Before he went out, he put his and Zhang Bongzhi's clothes in the bucket, added laundry detergent and powder to soak for a while.Because he believes that it will be washed very clean.
Walking into the toilet, he found that the water in the bucket soaking clothes was as black as washed coal.Only then did he realize that the low-quality black pants worth 30 yuan on his stall would fade, so he quickly took out Zhang Fengzhi's white shirt, but it was too late, and the white shirt turned into a black shirt.
What happened, he felt that he would definitely be scolded to death by Zhang Fengzhi.He is very flustered now, not knowing what to do, pacing back and forth.Suddenly I had an idea, how about adding some white vinegar? !
So I went to the kitchen to get white vinegar and put it in the basin, and soaked it for about 15 minutes. After rubbing it, it didn't work and it still smelled like vinegar.Suddenly, his cell phone rang, which startled him. He picked up the cell phone and saw that it was Zhang Fengzhi calling.
"Hey, are you done cooking? I'm leaving get off work soon."
Wu Ernuo was afraid that he was guilty, and his voice stammered, "Quick, it's almost done."
"Okay," Zhang Fengzhi said and hung up the phone.
Wu Ernuo felt that no matter how he struggled with how to clean his white shirt, when Zhang Fengzhi came back, he would eat air, and he would only eat squid.
After drying the clothes in a hurry, he decided to wait for Zhang Fengzhi to come back and sincerely apologize to him, whether he was a cow or a horse, as long as he could forgive him and not deduct his salary.
When I went back to the kitchen and opened the vegetables I bought, I was almost scared to death. The potatoes sprouted, the tomatoes were rotten, and mosquitoes were flying everywhere.It was only then that Wu Ernuo suddenly realized, no wonder the grocery shoppers put the scales behind them, no wonder the grocery shoppers put the plastic bags on the ground and tie a knot, no wonder they used black plastic bags.Damn, it was transferred! !Just now he called her an idiot, but it turned out that he was an idiot! !
Seeing that Zhang Fengzhi was coming back soon, he didn't have anything to buy, so he had to bite the bullet and do it.
It seems right that people are prone to error in haste.Wu Er Nuo cut his hand while cutting potatoes, when frying potatoes, he put the washed spatula into the hot oil, and his hands were covered with oily spots, when frying eggs, he couldn't find any salt. Accidentally scrambled the egg.The most important thing is that the cooking water becomes less rice crust.
When Wu Ernuo put the two dishes on the table and the doorbell rang, Wu Ernuo was so helpless that he almost cried.
☆, the rival is very angry and the consequences are very serious
Zhang Fengzhi was in a good mood this morning, but when he came home at noon, he met a potter who blackmailed him 500 yuan.This amount of money is nothing to Zhang Bongzhi, but everyone around him blamed him, saying that he only got 500 yuan after bumping into someone, and some people said that being rich is great.Getting impatient with him, he drove away.
Seeing that Wu Ernuo didn't come to open the door, Zhang Fengzhi became even more unhappy, "Wu Ernuo, open the door quickly! I didn't take the key."
Zhang Bongzhi's irritable voice came from outside the door, he ran to open the door, "You, are you back?"
"I'm hungry, I don't want to talk." Zhang Fengzhi sat at the table, looked at the dark tomato soup and potato shreds in front of him, clenched his fists, and the veins on his forehead protruded.
"Don't eat, I'm going to take a nap." Zhang Fengzhi suppressed the anger in his heart, stood up suddenly, and brought the wooden chair to hit the floor with a bang, which really scared Wu Ernuo out of his mind.
After Zhang Fengzhi returned to the room, Wu Ernuo cleaned up the kitchen and ate his "dark cuisine" with rice.
Suddenly, from Zhang Fengzhi's room, there was a loud roar, "Wu Ernuo!!" Wu Ernuo was so frightened that his legs went limp, and he slumped on the ground.He even crawled on the way to Zhang Fengzhi's room, and stood up from the ground holding on to the doorknob when he reached the door.
Open the door, take a deep breath, what should be faced will always come, who is so unlucky and stupid.The instant he opened the door, Zhang Fengzhi threw the "black" shirt in his face. "Explain! What did you do when I wasn't home this morning!"
Wu Ernuo lowered his head and didn't dare to look at his face, his voice was a little trembling, "My clothes were soaked with yours, and my black pants were discolored. Then when I went shopping for groceries, I was transferred and transferred. "
Zhang Fengzhi closed his eyes and took a deep breath, the anger boiled in his heart, as if he was going to burst into his head and explode in the next second.An adult who doesn't know a little bit of common sense in life, and is so stupid that he will be cheated when he buys vegetables? ? !
Zhang Fengzhi really wanted to kick Wu Ernuo away, "What the hell should I say about you?! Ah?!"
"Mr. Zhang, I, I was wrong."
Wu Ernuo no longer had the tough attitude of the past, but apologized very sincerely to him because he realized the importance of work.The current Zhang Fengzhi is his "life-saving straw". Without him, Wu Ernuo would be living on the street, making friends with homeless people and rubbish.
Zhang Fengzhi's anger was already burning in his head, Wu Ernuo's apology didn't work, they had a stalemate, and finally Wu Ernuo was pushed out by him.
Wu Ernuo felt that he had to be "coaxed" today, otherwise he would suffer a second unemployment.The moment Zhang Fengzhi closed the door, Wu Ernuo stretched out his hand. If Zhang Fengzhi had some conscience, he would not have closed the door.
Unexpectedly, not only did Zhang Fengzhi not stop, but he slammed the door hard.Before Wu Ernuo could stretch it out in time, he watched his hand being crushed, and then his tragic scream echoed in the corridor!
☆, the bad idea of the pig teammate
"Mr. Zhang, I was wrong. I don't want my salary anymore, and I won't pursue Zhang Ju anymore. Can you forgive me?" Wu Ernuo said, gently opened the door a little, and quietly observed the inside.Zhang Fengzhi sat on the wicker chair with his head tilted, as if he hadn't calmed down yet.
"I'm coming in." Wu Ernuo bent over to go in, most of his body was already in, when Zhang Fengzhi suddenly stood up, blocked Wu Ernuo, stretched out his hand and pushed him out.
Wu Ernuo didn't stand still and sat down on the ground, after which Zhang Fengzhi closed the door.No matter how much Wu Ernuo knocked on the door, he would not open it.
Wu Ernuo was very depressed like this, and when he was thinking about how to coax Zhang Fengzhi, the phone rang suddenly, which startled him.
"Who?"
"So you forget me? When did you give me the money for beating someone last time?"
Wu Ernuo thought for a while, "Zhang Sanzhen?"
"It's my uncle!!"
"You idiot, how dare you call me."
"Can we talk properly?!"
"I can't talk properly!! I am very depressed now, and I am looking for someone to vent."
"Someone pissed you off?"
"Yeah, people nowadays are really hard to serve. It's unpalatable to cook a meal, and the clothes will fade after washing, and they have a bad face."
"Damn it?! Why are old ladies like this now!" Zhang Sanzhen's swear words almost deafened Wu Ernuo's ears.
"Keep your voice down, your ears hurt. Who told you it's a woman, but a man."
"..." Zhang Sanzhen was stunned, "My buddy has an unusual taste."
"No way, I don't want to either."
"Oh my god! You can't let him ride on your head in such a case! You have to give him a warning to let him know your power."
Wu Ernuo was helpless, Zhang Fengzhi was unhappy in the first place, and if he gave him another blow, he would no longer be as simple as eating squid, but also eating fists.
"Don't dare, don't dare."
"Let's not be a coward, shall we? Brother Er Nuo. You should ride on him and grab him by the collar, press him on the bed, lean over and whisper in his ear, this old man is the biggest. Come out and beat your boss." When you have the courage, I believe in you!"
Wu Ernuo was stunned, listening to why he was so awkward. "Huh?! Can this work? You did this too?"
"How could I have done it?" Zhang Sanzhen was taken aback, "Believe me, who am I? People call him "little think tank" and "Zhuge Liang's reincarnation".If it doesn't work out, I'll help you pay for your boss' hospitalization expenses!go!Pikachu!waiting for your good news. "
Wu Ernuo was a little dubious, but he was willing to try any method as long as he could please Zhang Fengzhi. "Okay... If you lie to me, I will never forgive you!"
"Let's go! Remember to have a bad attitude and blurry eyes."
"Okay!" After speaking, he hung up the phone and put the phone in his pocket.With courage, he kicked the door of Zhang Fengzhi's room. "Zhang Fengzhi, you fucking open the door for me! If you don't open it, I'll smash your TV and rape Zhang Ju."
After a while, with no response, he decided to start verbally attacking his goddess. "You and Zhang Ju are absolutely perfect match, □□ with a dog, forever!!!" The last one drew a long tone.
"Just build up some morals! You hurry up and pack your things and get out of my house." Zhang Fengzhi was relieved a lot at first, but he was not happy after hearing Wu Ernuo's scolding.
"You can open the door." Seeing Zhang Fengzhi standing in front of him, Wu Ernuo quickly grabbed his collar and pushed him forward.
Zhang Fengzhi looked puzzled, he didn't know what Wu Ernuo was going to do, so he didn't stop him.
Wu Ernuo and Zhang Fengzhi fell on the bed together, he sat on Zhang Fengzhi's crotch, looked down at Zhang Fengzhi's face, and looked at him.
Wu Ernuo's face turned red in an instant, he forgot what he was about to say next, and just stared at him stupidly.
"What are you doing! Get up." Zhang Fengzhi said impatiently.
Wu Ernuo suddenly leaned over, put his hands around his shoulders, and thumped him on the bed.Then he whispered in his ear, "I'm the biggest in this family." His voice was soft and trembling.
After Wu Ernuo finished speaking, he opened his eyes wide to see his reaction.It suddenly became quiet, and Wu Ernuo's heart was pounding.
At this time, an embarrassing thing happened, Zhang Fengzhi actually changed his mind? ! !Stone changed? ! !His guy was pressing against Wu Ernuo's inner thigh, and Wu Ernuo could feel it.
This is embarrassing for Tm, Wu Ernuo couldn't help but find a hole to get in, even though Shi Geng wasn't him.
"You? What do you mean?" Zhang Fengzhi looked at him fascinatedly, not giving him a chance to speak, turned over and pressed him under him.
He touched Wu Ernuo's face with one hand, and he was untying his own belt with the other.
Zhang Fengzhi lowered his head and kissed his eyes, nose, and mouth.Wu Ernuo was completely dumbfounded, his mind went blank, and he didn't make any resistance.Zhang Fengzhi bit his lips lightly, and stretched out his tongue to brush his teeth, trying to touch his tongue through his teeth, but Wu Ernuo closed it tightly.
Zhang Fengzhi stopped the movement of his mouth, and said in a hoarse voice: "Open your teeth, I'll stick them in." Wu Ernuo was in a daze, listened to his words and opened his teeth.
Zhang Fengzhi kissed him again, rolled Wu Ernuo's tongue into his mouth, turned it up and down, bit his tongue lightly, and entangled them.
During the whole process, Wu Ernuo was not thinking about why Zhang Fengzhi kissed me or how I should resist, but that this was my first kiss dedicated to Zhang Fengzhi? !But it's really comfortable, how should I respond to him?
Wu Ernuo took the initiative to lick his palate, and his initiative made Zhang Fengzhi even more excited.He began to suck on his lips more vigorously, his hand grabbed Wu Ernuo's hand and reached into his pants, stopped kissing, buried his head in Wu Ernuo's neck, and whispered: "Help I!"
Wu Ernuo's face turned even redder, of course he understood what he meant.So I closed my eyes and thought about it. After 10 minutes, Zhang Fengzhi called out, "Ah~"
Zhang Fengzhi was so small that his hands were covered with white liquid.Zhang Fengzhi's body panted, Wu Ernuo's lower abdomen tightened and he was shocked. . . . .
So Zhang Fengzhi also started to do that kind of thing for Wu Ernuo, and the two of them did things shamelessly and impetuously for the next hour.Zhang Fengzhi's anger naturally dissipated, our Wu Ernuo made a lot of sacrifices.
The scene was extremely awkward at this moment, Zhang Fengzhi sat up from the bed, "Sit down for a while, I'll take a shower." After speaking, he went to take a shower.Just as Zhang Fengzhi left the room, Wu Ernuo's cell phone rang.
"How? Did it succeed?" The other party's voice was a little excited.
"He's gone, but he's kissing me and doing that to me."
"What's weird? How normal is this?"
"Is it normal? If you go to someone's house to do housekeeping and you are sweeping the floor, your boss suddenly kisses you, do you think it's normal?!"
"This is not normal! But it's nothing strange for couples to do this kind of thing!"
"...What do you mean?" Wu Ernuo felt strange.
"Hey! Brother Ernuo, I am sorry for this matter. Next time you come to see me, I will treat you to dinner. I have wronged you! Is your body feeling better recently? I think your family is very Come on, you just put him on the bed and he wants you."
"What the hell are you talking about! I'm just working as a babysitter in his house, and it's none of my business if he is a big one." "Ah?! Being a babysitter? I thought you used your body to pay off the debt to your boss! "
"My dear MB, get out of here! Don't let me see you." Zhang Fengzhi hung up the phone and came up angrily.What kind of bad idea did this guy come up with, no wonder Zhang Sanzhen wanted to sit on Zhang Fengzhi by himself, fuck you! ! !
☆. Is your rival jealous? !
After Wu Ernuo used his body to calm Zhang Fengzhi, he felt quite embarrassed, but he didn't know that Zhang Fengzhi acted as if nothing had happened.
Wu Ernuo finally saw what it was like to be angry with Zhang Fengzhi. Since he angered him last time, he became smarter, no matter what he did, he followed his heart.Zhang Fengzhi was happy, and his life was easier.
At noon, a big fireball hung in the blue sky, and the sunlight shone through the window into Zhang Fengzhi's room, making people a little dazzled.
"Wu Ernuo, close the curtains." Zhang Fengzhi lay on his side on the bed, holding a magazine in his hand.Wu Ernuo wiped the floor with his buttocks pouted with a rag, Zhang Fengzhi was not focused on the magazine, his eyes were fixed on his buttocks.
"Okay, Mr. Zhang!" As soon as Zhang Fengzhi finished speaking, Wu Ernuo immediately ran over to pull him back.
Zhang Fengzhi had a smile on his face, he was very satisfied with Wu Ernuo's performance these days.He can do whatever he is asked to do, Wu Ernuo will serve him tea as soon as he gets home, and he will watch over him every step of the way when he is at home.
"Mr. Zhang, I've lived at home for half a month? Why didn't I see Zhang Ju come over for dinner?" Wu Ernuo hadn't seen Zhang Ju for a long time. After all, he was still his goddess before, so he felt very itchy.
"Sit here." Zhang Fengzhi said, patting the place next to his leg with his hand.Wu Ernuo ran over quickly, as fast as a dog seeing a flying saucer thrown out.
"Come here with your ears." Wu Ernuo nodded with a smile, and brought his ears to his mouth. Zhang Fengzhi bowed his head and kissed the corner of Wu Ernuo's mouth.
"Mr. Zhang, don't make trouble!" This is not the first time Wu Ernuo has been eaten tofu by Zhang Fengzhi. When he was washing dishes, Zhang Fengzhi would go up to touch his ass. Excuse to sneak in.
"I have some conflicts with Zhang Ju. Since you mentioned it, let me ask her to come tonight!" Zhang Fengzhi pretended nothing happened, and said solemnly, "Cook the food well tonight."
Wu Ernuo nodded, his heart was full of joy, and he was finally going to see the goddess.
The lunch break passed quickly, and it was night in a blink of an eye.Wu Ernuo knew that his cooking skills would definitely not satisfy the goddess' stomach, so he went to the hotel and ordered a table of dishes.When Zhang Fengzhi came back, he was with Zhang Ju. As soon as Zhang Ju entered the door, he looked at Wu Ernuo with a smile, and called him affectionately, "Ernuo, are you there?"
Wu Ernuo turned into a fan in a second, and nodded shyly. "Zhang Ju, sit down and eat." Wu Ernuo thoughtfully pulled the chair away and went to the kitchen to help her prepare the meal.
When Wu Ernuo came out of the kitchen, Zhang Fengzhi was already sitting on the table. He took a bite of the young dish with chopsticks, "Wu Ernuo, the dish is well done!"
"Hey, thank you Mr. Zhang for your compliment!" Wu Ernuo handed them the meal, "You guys eat." After speaking, he whistled with a smile and prepared to go back to his room.
Zhang Fengzhi stopped him suddenly, "Come over and eat together." Wu Ernuo stopped in his tracks, thinking, Shall I wipe? !The most correct thing I have done since I met Zhang Fengzhi is to let myself eat with the goddess!
Wu Ernuo quickly sat down on the chair, picked up the rice bowl and started to eat.
The process of eating was strange, as a couple, Zhang Fengzhi and Zhang Ju didn't have a word of conversation, they ate their own food.And Wu Ernuo seemed very attentive, kept picking up vegetables for Zhang Ju, and even smiled dotingly, as if Zhang Ju was his girlfriend.
"Er Nuo, don't bring me food. You haven't eaten yet." Zhang Ju glanced at Zhang Fengzhi and smiled awkwardly.
"How can this be done! You look skinny. Come, eat a piece of fish. This fish is very fresh." Wu Ernuo didn't forget to touch a few as he spoke.
Zhang Ju felt uncomfortable, so he bit the bullet and ate the fish.Then Wu Ernuo poured a bowl of soup, and brought the spoon to his mouth. It seemed that he was going to feed Zhang Ju.
Zhang Fengzhi's face was dark during the whole process, and he suddenly threw the bowl in his hand on the table, "Don't eat."
Seeing this, Zhang Ju immediately grabbed Zhang Fengzhi's hand, "Don't do this, Er Nuo made it with great difficulty, let's leave after eating."
Only then did Wu Ernuo remember that Zhang Fengzhi was sitting next to him, and hurriedly said: "Mr. Zhang, I'm sorry. I'm a little excited today. You guys eat. I'm going back to my room."
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It didn't matter if he was caught, Zhang Fengzhi asked Wu Ernuo to go to his house again.Wu Ernuo resisted very much, Zhang Ju was still at his house, if he went there and saw the two showing their affection, Wu Ernuo would die of anger at his house today.
Seeing that Wu Ernuo was not going to die, Zhang Fengzhi said that if Wu Ernuo left today, he would lose his job.Wu Ernuo felt that Zhang Fengzhi was too despicable, and threatened him with work, but Wu Ernuo was a principled person, and he would not go if he could not.
When Zhang Fengzhi went upstairs, Wu Ernuo hurriedly followed. Fortunately, Wu Ernuo arrived at Zhang Fengzhi's house, and Zhang Ju had already left.
When Wu Ernuo was thinking about how to take revenge on Zhang Fengzhi, Zhang Fengzhi in the bathroom suddenly yelled, which startled him. "What are you doing!" Wu Ernuo no longer wanted to call Zhang Fengzhi crazy, because the word crazy was not enough to reflect Zhang Fengzhi's SB temperament.
"I don't have the bath towel, bring it in for me." After hearing Zhang Fengzhi's words, Wu Ernuo didn't think too much, picked up the bath towel on the sofa, and walked to the bathroom.
The door of the bathroom was opened, and Wu Ernuo stretched out a hand to go in. After waiting for a long time, no one responded, so Wu Ernuo said impatiently: "Hold it!"
After a while, I heard Zhang Fengzhi's hoarse voice, "Come in."
Wu Ernuo wanted to refuse, but was pulled in by Zhang Fengzhi. "Crazy!" Wu Ernuo yelled. "Can you call me another word, so you can't have something new?" Zhang Fengzhi took the bath towel from Wu Ernuo's hand and put it on his shoulder.
"Then what do you say I'm scolding you?" Zhang Fengzhi frowned after hearing Wu Ernuo's words, "You can call me a dead ghost!"
As soon as Zhang Fengzhi's words fell, Wu Ernuo cursed, "Damn ghost!" "Too lazy to talk to you, get dressed and come out."
Just as Wu Ernuo was about to turn around and leave, Zhang Fengzhi suddenly pushed him against the wall, Wu Ernuo's back hit the wall for a while, and Zhang Fengzhi's chin rested on Wu Ernuo's shoulder, ambiguously Said: "Why are you in such a hurry to go out, there are some things that haven't been done yet."
Wu Ernuo blushed, and for a moment didn't know how to fight back, and asked, "Didn't you and Zhang Ju do it?"
"I want to do it with you." After Zhang Fengzhi finished speaking, Wu Ernuo really wanted to slap him in the face, saying something shameless.
Wu Ernuo wanted to run away, but Zhang Fengzhi pressed his whole body against him, and Wu Ernuo realized that Zhang Fengzhi was not wearing any clothes.
"You get out of the way!"
"I won't let it~" Zhang Fengzhi said coquettishly, and Zhang Fengzhi began to touch Wu Ernuo while speaking.
"shameless."
Zhang Fengzhi licked the corner of Wu Ernuo's mouth, "Shameless? I will do even more shameless things later."
"I like women!"
Wu Ernuo wanted to resist, but Zhang Fengzhi forced him to hold him in the toilet. After a while, his brain returned to normal and he realized that they had done a terrible thing just now, and it was a shameful thing.Wu Ernuo seldom does embarrassing things in front of others, today Zhang Fengzhi helped him do it, which made him blush.
"Your face is bleeding."
Wu Ernuo didn't speak, and he could feel the rapid beating of his heart and his hot face.In a trance, Zhang Fengzhi stretched out a hand to wall-dong Wu Ernuo, and his face slowly approached Wu Ernuo.Wu Ernuo stared at Zhang Fengzhi, and found that he was really good-looking, and sighed in his heart, no wonder so many women like him.
At this moment, Zhang Fengzhi's nose was pressed against Wu Ernuo's nose, as long as Zhang Fengzhi lowered his head a little, he could kiss Wu Ernuo's mouth.Wu Ernuo's heart beat faster, and he didn't dare to look directly into Zhang Fengzhi's eyes, so he had to look away to cover up his inner embarrassment.
"Shall we make a bet, if I kiss you Shi Geng, you will sweep the floor for me for the rest of my life, if not, I will give you Zhang Ju." Wu Ernuo thinks this is a good deal!Although he has been a spare tire for many years, he still loves Zhang Ju, and more importantly, his straight man.
"Okay!" Wu Ernuo struggled for a long time before agreeing.
Seeing that Wu Ernuo had been fooled, Zhang Fengzhi slowly approached his mouth very slowly.
Wu Ernuo closed his eyes, he didn't expect that he didn't think so on the surface, but he actually had some small expectations in his heart.Little expectations? !What the hell does this mean?
Zhang Fengzhi didn't have a French kiss with Wu Ernuo, but just kissed him lightly and quickly on the corner of his mouth, like a superficial touch.He smiled and said, "Are you a SB? Do you think I will give you Zhang Ju? Clean up the toilet and come out again, do you hear me?"
Zhang Fengzhi wrapped the towel around his waist, opened the door and went out.
Wu Ernuo was still leaning against the wall and didn't recover. Although Zhang Fengzhi only gave a simple kiss, it was enough to make the heart of a pure virgin who had never kissed before thump.
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☆, rival's disarming power
Wu Er Nuo shook his head, and blamed himself while cleaning the toilet, Er Nuo, Er Nuo, as a straight man who is straighter than chopsticks, he can't think about things all day long!Don't forget your first task - to destroy the relationship between Zhang Ju and Zhang Fengzhi!
After 10 minutes, Wu Ernuo took off the plastic gloves, flushed the toilet again with the water hose and it was done.When going out, Zhang Fengzhi sat on the sofa with his legs crossed and watched TV. Seeing Wu Ernuo walking over, he took out a small wad of money from under the table and gave it to Wu Ernuo.
"Listen! I'll say what I'm going to say just once, and if I find anything wrong, get out of here with your luggage. In the morning I want milk and fried eggs. Make it for me in the evening Be rich, Zhang Ju is coming to eat! I have a bit of a cleanliness freak, the floor has to be wiped three times a day, and my clothes have to be washed by hand. My facial cleanser is used up, and the body wash and shampoo at home have just been used up! I will buy it tomorrow Right! Can’t buy cheap ones, better ones! You keep the money on the table. Your monthly salary is 3000 yuan. After deducting 300 yuan for electricity, water, and accommodation, your salary is 300 yuan. From your salary every month Deduct the medical expenses you owe me until the day you pay it off. So you can only get [-] yuan a month!"
In terms of work, Wu Ernuo really didn't dare to talk back to him.Zhang Fengzhi is not only his rival in love but also his boss.If what he does doesn't go according to the boss's wishes, it's a matter of minutes to carry the bag and leave.So Wu Ernuo just nodded and said "OK."
"What's wrong? Why don't you talk back to me now. A few hours ago, weren't you quite courageous? If Zhang Ju hadn't begged you to let me keep you, you would be fucking living on the street! A little dick Bai Fumei, you dare to think, what a toad wants to eat swan meat!" Zhang Fengzhi, who was a little joking just now, suddenly became serious, and what he said later severely hit Wu Ernuo's self-esteem.
Wu Ernuo's fragile heart couldn't stand the blow, so his eyes were reddened, and he lowered his head and didn't dare to look directly at Zhang Fengzhi.
Zhang Fengzhi didn't stop, and continued: "Do you think I'll cancel you because you asked someone to beat me last month? Use your pig brain to think about it. I brought you to my house to work. It's because I want you to watch me and Zhang Ju fall in love every day and then drive you to death!"
Wu Ernuo really likes Zhang Ju, and seeing the woman he loves with someone else will definitely make him uncomfortable.
"Zhang Fengzhi, don't go too far." After speaking, he turned and walked to the balcony to return to his room.Zhang Fengzhi looked at Wu Ernuo's back and laughed, he just wanted to scare him, how could he think that Wu Ernuo's heart was so fragile, and he was about to cry soon.
"Well, it's cute." Zhang Fengzhi picked up the newspaper on the sofa, turned off the light in the living room, and went back to his room to sleep.
☆, the first contest with the rival in love
Wu Ernuo's room is on the balcony, so it cannot be called a room completely.Because the location is at the "tail" of the balcony and it is still built with wooden boards.
The decoration in the room was extremely simple, there was a steel wire bed in the corner, and Wu Ernuo creaked when he put his butt on the table.Nothing else but bedside tables and an old electric fan.
Wu Ernuo originally wanted to go home, but only realized that he had no money to pay the rent last week and had already been kicked out by the landlord.If Zhang Fengzhi didn't take him in today, he would have to squeeze under the bridge with the homeless tonight.
Helpless, I had no choice but to take off my shoes and lie down on the bed. I finally let go of the grievances I had held all night.But he didn't dare to cry out loud, for fear of being heard by Zhang Fengzhi and being laughed at by him.
I fell asleep crying and crying, and the next day my eyes were swollen like walnuts.After washing his face in the kitchen, he took out fresh milk from the refrigerator and poured it on Zhang Fengzhi.
Zhang Fengzhi looked into his eyes and couldn't help laughing out loud, "Comrade Er Nuo, did you cry because of what I said yesterday?"
Wu Ernuo cursed, "As you wish, be happy! Be happy! Drink your milk!"
"Ahem, do what I told you yesterday, and I'm off to work. I have a pile of clothes in my room, remember to wash them for me." After speaking, Zhang Bongzhi went to work.
After he left, he fetched a basin of water from the toilet and knelt on the ground, earnestly wiping all the floors in the house three times.After rubbing for two full hours, my knees turned red and my waist shone.
Afterwards, I went to Zhang Fengzhi's room to get clothes, and when I opened the door, there was a burst of fragrance.Zhang Fengzhi's room was two or three times bigger than Wu Ernuo's.There is an air conditioner, a wardrobe, and a big bed. Sleeping on it must be much more comfortable than Wu Ernuo's wire bed.
Wu Ernuo walked through the vegetable market with a vegetable basket thinking about what to get for lunch, he thought that he would only eat two for lunch anyway, just make tomato soup or shredded potatoes.I happened to see tomatoes and potatoes being bought in front of me, so I stopped and asked the boss, "Auntie, how much is a catty of tomatoes and potatoes?!"
The boss put down the watering can in his hand, took a black plastic bag from below and handed it to him, "Five yuan for tomatoes, six yuan for potatoes."
"Damn it! It's so expensive!" Wu Ernuo was shocked. In the past, tomatoes and potatoes in the vegetable market downstairs in his house only cost two yuan a catty, but now the price has risen so fast that it has increased by two or three times.
"Young man, don't think it's expensive. The vegetables I buy are green vegetables, without adding any pesticides."
Wu Ernuo casually picked up a tomato, which was evenly red and not deformed.Pick up a potato, not pitted or sprouted.Thinking about it again, Zhang Fengzhi is not short of money, so he should eat something good.
"Okay then. I'll take a few." After speaking, he took some and put them in a black plastic bag and handed them to the boss.
"Okay, I'll weigh you right away." The boss took the plastic bag, turned around and put the plastic bag on the scale behind her, tied it on the ground after weighing, and handed it to Wu Ernuo.
"Handsome guy, 18 yuan." Wu Ernuo handed him the money, took the plastic bag and left.
Sitting on the bus, Wu Ernuo thought it was funny, just put the scale in the back when there was such a wide space in front of the grocery shopping just now, how troublesome it is to turn around when someone is shopping for vegetables.So I silently scolded the vegetable seller as an idiot.
Ten minutes later, Wu Ernuo returned to Zhang Fengzhi's house, put the groceries in the kitchen, and went to the bathroom to wash clothes.Before he went out, he put his and Zhang Bongzhi's clothes in the bucket, added laundry detergent and powder to soak for a while.Because he believes that it will be washed very clean.
Walking into the toilet, he found that the water in the bucket soaking clothes was as black as washed coal.Only then did he realize that the low-quality black pants worth 30 yuan on his stall would fade, so he quickly took out Zhang Fengzhi's white shirt, but it was too late, and the white shirt turned into a black shirt.
What happened, he felt that he would definitely be scolded to death by Zhang Fengzhi.He is very flustered now, not knowing what to do, pacing back and forth.Suddenly I had an idea, how about adding some white vinegar? !
So I went to the kitchen to get white vinegar and put it in the basin, and soaked it for about 15 minutes. After rubbing it, it didn't work and it still smelled like vinegar.Suddenly, his cell phone rang, which startled him. He picked up the cell phone and saw that it was Zhang Fengzhi calling.
"Hey, are you done cooking? I'm leaving get off work soon."
Wu Ernuo was afraid that he was guilty, and his voice stammered, "Quick, it's almost done."
"Okay," Zhang Fengzhi said and hung up the phone.
Wu Ernuo felt that no matter how he struggled with how to clean his white shirt, when Zhang Fengzhi came back, he would eat air, and he would only eat squid.
After drying the clothes in a hurry, he decided to wait for Zhang Fengzhi to come back and sincerely apologize to him, whether he was a cow or a horse, as long as he could forgive him and not deduct his salary.
When I went back to the kitchen and opened the vegetables I bought, I was almost scared to death. The potatoes sprouted, the tomatoes were rotten, and mosquitoes were flying everywhere.It was only then that Wu Ernuo suddenly realized, no wonder the grocery shoppers put the scales behind them, no wonder the grocery shoppers put the plastic bags on the ground and tie a knot, no wonder they used black plastic bags.Damn, it was transferred! !Just now he called her an idiot, but it turned out that he was an idiot! !
Seeing that Zhang Fengzhi was coming back soon, he didn't have anything to buy, so he had to bite the bullet and do it.
It seems right that people are prone to error in haste.Wu Er Nuo cut his hand while cutting potatoes, when frying potatoes, he put the washed spatula into the hot oil, and his hands were covered with oily spots, when frying eggs, he couldn't find any salt. Accidentally scrambled the egg.The most important thing is that the cooking water becomes less rice crust.
When Wu Ernuo put the two dishes on the table and the doorbell rang, Wu Ernuo was so helpless that he almost cried.
☆, the first day of work at the rival's house
Wu Ernuo walked through the vegetable market with a vegetable basket thinking about what to get for lunch, he thought that he would only eat two for lunch anyway, just make tomato soup or shredded potatoes.I happened to see tomatoes and potatoes being bought in front of me, so I stopped and asked the boss, "Auntie, how much is a catty of tomatoes and potatoes?!"
The boss put down the watering can in his hand, took a black plastic bag from below and handed it to him, "Five yuan for tomatoes, six yuan for potatoes."
"Damn it! It's so expensive!" Wu Ernuo was shocked. In the past, tomatoes and potatoes in the vegetable market downstairs in his house only cost two yuan a catty, but now the price has risen so fast that it has increased by two or three times.
"Young man, don't think it's expensive. The vegetables I buy are green vegetables, without adding any pesticides."
Wu Ernuo casually picked up a tomato, which was evenly red and not deformed.Pick up a potato, not pitted or sprouted.Thinking about it again, Zhang Fengzhi is not short of money, so he should eat something good.
"Okay then. I'll take a few." After speaking, he took some and put them in a black plastic bag and handed them to the boss.
"Okay, I'll weigh you right away." The boss took the plastic bag, turned around and put the plastic bag on the scale behind her, tied it on the ground after weighing, and handed it to Wu Ernuo.
"Handsome guy, 18 yuan." Wu Ernuo handed him the money, took the plastic bag and left.
Sitting on the bus, Wu Ernuo thought it was funny, just put the scale in the back when there was such a wide space in front of the grocery shopping just now, how troublesome it is to turn around when someone is shopping for vegetables.So I silently scolded the vegetable seller as an idiot.
Ten minutes later, Wu Ernuo returned to Zhang Fengzhi's house, put the groceries in the kitchen, and went to the bathroom to wash clothes.Before he went out, he put his and Zhang Bongzhi's clothes in the bucket, added laundry detergent and powder to soak for a while.Because he believes that it will be washed very clean.
Walking into the toilet, he found that the water in the bucket soaking clothes was as black as washed coal.Only then did he realize that the low-quality black pants worth 30 yuan on his stall would fade, so he quickly took out Zhang Fengzhi's white shirt, but it was too late, and the white shirt turned into a black shirt.
What happened, he felt that he would definitely be scolded to death by Zhang Fengzhi.He is very flustered now, not knowing what to do, pacing back and forth.Suddenly I had an idea, how about adding some white vinegar? !
So I went to the kitchen to get white vinegar and put it in the basin, and soaked it for about 15 minutes. After rubbing it, it didn't work and it still smelled like vinegar.Suddenly, his cell phone rang, which startled him. He picked up the cell phone and saw that it was Zhang Fengzhi calling.
"Hey, are you done cooking? I'm leaving get off work soon."
Wu Ernuo was afraid that he was guilty, and his voice stammered, "Quick, it's almost done."
"Okay," Zhang Fengzhi said and hung up the phone.
Wu Ernuo felt that no matter how he struggled with how to clean his white shirt, when Zhang Fengzhi came back, he would eat air, and he would only eat squid.
After drying the clothes in a hurry, he decided to wait for Zhang Fengzhi to come back and sincerely apologize to him, whether he was a cow or a horse, as long as he could forgive him and not deduct his salary.
When I went back to the kitchen and opened the vegetables I bought, I was almost scared to death. The potatoes sprouted, the tomatoes were rotten, and mosquitoes were flying everywhere.It was only then that Wu Ernuo suddenly realized, no wonder the grocery shoppers put the scales behind them, no wonder the grocery shoppers put the plastic bags on the ground and tie a knot, no wonder they used black plastic bags.Damn, it was transferred! !Just now he called her an idiot, but it turned out that he was an idiot! !
Seeing that Zhang Fengzhi was coming back soon, he didn't have anything to buy, so he had to bite the bullet and do it.
It seems right that people are prone to error in haste.Wu Er Nuo cut his hand while cutting potatoes, when frying potatoes, he put the washed spatula into the hot oil, and his hands were covered with oily spots, when frying eggs, he couldn't find any salt. Accidentally scrambled the egg.The most important thing is that the cooking water becomes less rice crust.
When Wu Ernuo put the two dishes on the table and the doorbell rang, Wu Ernuo was so helpless that he almost cried.
☆, the rival is very angry and the consequences are very serious
Zhang Fengzhi was in a good mood this morning, but when he came home at noon, he met a potter who blackmailed him 500 yuan.This amount of money is nothing to Zhang Bongzhi, but everyone around him blamed him, saying that he only got 500 yuan after bumping into someone, and some people said that being rich is great.Getting impatient with him, he drove away.
Seeing that Wu Ernuo didn't come to open the door, Zhang Fengzhi became even more unhappy, "Wu Ernuo, open the door quickly! I didn't take the key."
Zhang Bongzhi's irritable voice came from outside the door, he ran to open the door, "You, are you back?"
"I'm hungry, I don't want to talk." Zhang Fengzhi sat at the table, looked at the dark tomato soup and potato shreds in front of him, clenched his fists, and the veins on his forehead protruded.
"Don't eat, I'm going to take a nap." Zhang Fengzhi suppressed the anger in his heart, stood up suddenly, and brought the wooden chair to hit the floor with a bang, which really scared Wu Ernuo out of his mind.
After Zhang Fengzhi returned to the room, Wu Ernuo cleaned up the kitchen and ate his "dark cuisine" with rice.
Suddenly, from Zhang Fengzhi's room, there was a loud roar, "Wu Ernuo!!" Wu Ernuo was so frightened that his legs went limp, and he slumped on the ground.He even crawled on the way to Zhang Fengzhi's room, and stood up from the ground holding on to the doorknob when he reached the door.
Open the door, take a deep breath, what should be faced will always come, who is so unlucky and stupid.The instant he opened the door, Zhang Fengzhi threw the "black" shirt in his face. "Explain! What did you do when I wasn't home this morning!"
Wu Ernuo lowered his head and didn't dare to look at his face, his voice was a little trembling, "My clothes were soaked with yours, and my black pants were discolored. Then when I went shopping for groceries, I was transferred and transferred. "
Zhang Fengzhi closed his eyes and took a deep breath, the anger boiled in his heart, as if he was going to burst into his head and explode in the next second.An adult who doesn't know a little bit of common sense in life, and is so stupid that he will be cheated when he buys vegetables? ? !
Zhang Fengzhi really wanted to kick Wu Ernuo away, "What the hell should I say about you?! Ah?!"
"Mr. Zhang, I, I was wrong."
Wu Ernuo no longer had the tough attitude of the past, but apologized very sincerely to him because he realized the importance of work.The current Zhang Fengzhi is his "life-saving straw". Without him, Wu Ernuo would be living on the street, making friends with homeless people and rubbish.
Zhang Fengzhi's anger was already burning in his head, Wu Ernuo's apology didn't work, they had a stalemate, and finally Wu Ernuo was pushed out by him.
Wu Ernuo felt that he had to be "coaxed" today, otherwise he would suffer a second unemployment.The moment Zhang Fengzhi closed the door, Wu Ernuo stretched out his hand. If Zhang Fengzhi had some conscience, he would not have closed the door.
Unexpectedly, not only did Zhang Fengzhi not stop, but he slammed the door hard.Before Wu Ernuo could stretch it out in time, he watched his hand being crushed, and then his tragic scream echoed in the corridor!
☆, the bad idea of the pig teammate
"Mr. Zhang, I was wrong. I don't want my salary anymore, and I won't pursue Zhang Ju anymore. Can you forgive me?" Wu Ernuo said, gently opened the door a little, and quietly observed the inside.Zhang Fengzhi sat on the wicker chair with his head tilted, as if he hadn't calmed down yet.
"I'm coming in." Wu Ernuo bent over to go in, most of his body was already in, when Zhang Fengzhi suddenly stood up, blocked Wu Ernuo, stretched out his hand and pushed him out.
Wu Ernuo didn't stand still and sat down on the ground, after which Zhang Fengzhi closed the door.No matter how much Wu Ernuo knocked on the door, he would not open it.
Wu Ernuo was very depressed like this, and when he was thinking about how to coax Zhang Fengzhi, the phone rang suddenly, which startled him.
"Who?"
"So you forget me? When did you give me the money for beating someone last time?"
Wu Ernuo thought for a while, "Zhang Sanzhen?"
"It's my uncle!!"
"You idiot, how dare you call me."
"Can we talk properly?!"
"I can't talk properly!! I am very depressed now, and I am looking for someone to vent."
"Someone pissed you off?"
"Yeah, people nowadays are really hard to serve. It's unpalatable to cook a meal, and the clothes will fade after washing, and they have a bad face."
"Damn it?! Why are old ladies like this now!" Zhang Sanzhen's swear words almost deafened Wu Ernuo's ears.
"Keep your voice down, your ears hurt. Who told you it's a woman, but a man."
"..." Zhang Sanzhen was stunned, "My buddy has an unusual taste."
"No way, I don't want to either."
"Oh my god! You can't let him ride on your head in such a case! You have to give him a warning to let him know your power."
Wu Ernuo was helpless, Zhang Fengzhi was unhappy in the first place, and if he gave him another blow, he would no longer be as simple as eating squid, but also eating fists.
"Don't dare, don't dare."
"Let's not be a coward, shall we? Brother Er Nuo. You should ride on him and grab him by the collar, press him on the bed, lean over and whisper in his ear, this old man is the biggest. Come out and beat your boss." When you have the courage, I believe in you!"
Wu Ernuo was stunned, listening to why he was so awkward. "Huh?! Can this work? You did this too?"
"How could I have done it?" Zhang Sanzhen was taken aback, "Believe me, who am I? People call him "little think tank" and "Zhuge Liang's reincarnation".If it doesn't work out, I'll help you pay for your boss' hospitalization expenses!go!Pikachu!waiting for your good news. "
Wu Ernuo was a little dubious, but he was willing to try any method as long as he could please Zhang Fengzhi. "Okay... If you lie to me, I will never forgive you!"
"Let's go! Remember to have a bad attitude and blurry eyes."
"Okay!" After speaking, he hung up the phone and put the phone in his pocket.With courage, he kicked the door of Zhang Fengzhi's room. "Zhang Fengzhi, you fucking open the door for me! If you don't open it, I'll smash your TV and rape Zhang Ju."
After a while, with no response, he decided to start verbally attacking his goddess. "You and Zhang Ju are absolutely perfect match, □□ with a dog, forever!!!" The last one drew a long tone.
"Just build up some morals! You hurry up and pack your things and get out of my house." Zhang Fengzhi was relieved a lot at first, but he was not happy after hearing Wu Ernuo's scolding.
"You can open the door." Seeing Zhang Fengzhi standing in front of him, Wu Ernuo quickly grabbed his collar and pushed him forward.
Zhang Fengzhi looked puzzled, he didn't know what Wu Ernuo was going to do, so he didn't stop him.
Wu Ernuo and Zhang Fengzhi fell on the bed together, he sat on Zhang Fengzhi's crotch, looked down at Zhang Fengzhi's face, and looked at him.
Wu Ernuo's face turned red in an instant, he forgot what he was about to say next, and just stared at him stupidly.
"What are you doing! Get up." Zhang Fengzhi said impatiently.
Wu Ernuo suddenly leaned over, put his hands around his shoulders, and thumped him on the bed.Then he whispered in his ear, "I'm the biggest in this family." His voice was soft and trembling.
After Wu Ernuo finished speaking, he opened his eyes wide to see his reaction.It suddenly became quiet, and Wu Ernuo's heart was pounding.
At this time, an embarrassing thing happened, Zhang Fengzhi actually changed his mind? ! !Stone changed? ! !His guy was pressing against Wu Ernuo's inner thigh, and Wu Ernuo could feel it.
This is embarrassing for Tm, Wu Ernuo couldn't help but find a hole to get in, even though Shi Geng wasn't him.
"You? What do you mean?" Zhang Fengzhi looked at him fascinatedly, not giving him a chance to speak, turned over and pressed him under him.
He touched Wu Ernuo's face with one hand, and he was untying his own belt with the other.
Zhang Fengzhi lowered his head and kissed his eyes, nose, and mouth.Wu Ernuo was completely dumbfounded, his mind went blank, and he didn't make any resistance.Zhang Fengzhi bit his lips lightly, and stretched out his tongue to brush his teeth, trying to touch his tongue through his teeth, but Wu Ernuo closed it tightly.
Zhang Fengzhi stopped the movement of his mouth, and said in a hoarse voice: "Open your teeth, I'll stick them in." Wu Ernuo was in a daze, listened to his words and opened his teeth.
Zhang Fengzhi kissed him again, rolled Wu Ernuo's tongue into his mouth, turned it up and down, bit his tongue lightly, and entangled them.
During the whole process, Wu Ernuo was not thinking about why Zhang Fengzhi kissed me or how I should resist, but that this was my first kiss dedicated to Zhang Fengzhi? !But it's really comfortable, how should I respond to him?
Wu Ernuo took the initiative to lick his palate, and his initiative made Zhang Fengzhi even more excited.He began to suck on his lips more vigorously, his hand grabbed Wu Ernuo's hand and reached into his pants, stopped kissing, buried his head in Wu Ernuo's neck, and whispered: "Help I!"
Wu Ernuo's face turned even redder, of course he understood what he meant.So I closed my eyes and thought about it. After 10 minutes, Zhang Fengzhi called out, "Ah~"
Zhang Fengzhi was so small that his hands were covered with white liquid.Zhang Fengzhi's body panted, Wu Ernuo's lower abdomen tightened and he was shocked. . . . .
So Zhang Fengzhi also started to do that kind of thing for Wu Ernuo, and the two of them did things shamelessly and impetuously for the next hour.Zhang Fengzhi's anger naturally dissipated, our Wu Ernuo made a lot of sacrifices.
The scene was extremely awkward at this moment, Zhang Fengzhi sat up from the bed, "Sit down for a while, I'll take a shower." After speaking, he went to take a shower.Just as Zhang Fengzhi left the room, Wu Ernuo's cell phone rang.
"How? Did it succeed?" The other party's voice was a little excited.
"He's gone, but he's kissing me and doing that to me."
"What's weird? How normal is this?"
"Is it normal? If you go to someone's house to do housekeeping and you are sweeping the floor, your boss suddenly kisses you, do you think it's normal?!"
"This is not normal! But it's nothing strange for couples to do this kind of thing!"
"...What do you mean?" Wu Ernuo felt strange.
"Hey! Brother Ernuo, I am sorry for this matter. Next time you come to see me, I will treat you to dinner. I have wronged you! Is your body feeling better recently? I think your family is very Come on, you just put him on the bed and he wants you."
"What the hell are you talking about! I'm just working as a babysitter in his house, and it's none of my business if he is a big one." "Ah?! Being a babysitter? I thought you used your body to pay off the debt to your boss! "
"My dear MB, get out of here! Don't let me see you." Zhang Fengzhi hung up the phone and came up angrily.What kind of bad idea did this guy come up with, no wonder Zhang Sanzhen wanted to sit on Zhang Fengzhi by himself, fuck you! ! !
☆. Is your rival jealous? !
After Wu Ernuo used his body to calm Zhang Fengzhi, he felt quite embarrassed, but he didn't know that Zhang Fengzhi acted as if nothing had happened.
Wu Ernuo finally saw what it was like to be angry with Zhang Fengzhi. Since he angered him last time, he became smarter, no matter what he did, he followed his heart.Zhang Fengzhi was happy, and his life was easier.
At noon, a big fireball hung in the blue sky, and the sunlight shone through the window into Zhang Fengzhi's room, making people a little dazzled.
"Wu Ernuo, close the curtains." Zhang Fengzhi lay on his side on the bed, holding a magazine in his hand.Wu Ernuo wiped the floor with his buttocks pouted with a rag, Zhang Fengzhi was not focused on the magazine, his eyes were fixed on his buttocks.
"Okay, Mr. Zhang!" As soon as Zhang Fengzhi finished speaking, Wu Ernuo immediately ran over to pull him back.
Zhang Fengzhi had a smile on his face, he was very satisfied with Wu Ernuo's performance these days.He can do whatever he is asked to do, Wu Ernuo will serve him tea as soon as he gets home, and he will watch over him every step of the way when he is at home.
"Mr. Zhang, I've lived at home for half a month? Why didn't I see Zhang Ju come over for dinner?" Wu Ernuo hadn't seen Zhang Ju for a long time. After all, he was still his goddess before, so he felt very itchy.
"Sit here." Zhang Fengzhi said, patting the place next to his leg with his hand.Wu Ernuo ran over quickly, as fast as a dog seeing a flying saucer thrown out.
"Come here with your ears." Wu Ernuo nodded with a smile, and brought his ears to his mouth. Zhang Fengzhi bowed his head and kissed the corner of Wu Ernuo's mouth.
"Mr. Zhang, don't make trouble!" This is not the first time Wu Ernuo has been eaten tofu by Zhang Fengzhi. When he was washing dishes, Zhang Fengzhi would go up to touch his ass. Excuse to sneak in.
"I have some conflicts with Zhang Ju. Since you mentioned it, let me ask her to come tonight!" Zhang Fengzhi pretended nothing happened, and said solemnly, "Cook the food well tonight."
Wu Ernuo nodded, his heart was full of joy, and he was finally going to see the goddess.
The lunch break passed quickly, and it was night in a blink of an eye.Wu Ernuo knew that his cooking skills would definitely not satisfy the goddess' stomach, so he went to the hotel and ordered a table of dishes.When Zhang Fengzhi came back, he was with Zhang Ju. As soon as Zhang Ju entered the door, he looked at Wu Ernuo with a smile, and called him affectionately, "Ernuo, are you there?"
Wu Ernuo turned into a fan in a second, and nodded shyly. "Zhang Ju, sit down and eat." Wu Ernuo thoughtfully pulled the chair away and went to the kitchen to help her prepare the meal.
When Wu Ernuo came out of the kitchen, Zhang Fengzhi was already sitting on the table. He took a bite of the young dish with chopsticks, "Wu Ernuo, the dish is well done!"
"Hey, thank you Mr. Zhang for your compliment!" Wu Ernuo handed them the meal, "You guys eat." After speaking, he whistled with a smile and prepared to go back to his room.
Zhang Fengzhi stopped him suddenly, "Come over and eat together." Wu Ernuo stopped in his tracks, thinking, Shall I wipe? !The most correct thing I have done since I met Zhang Fengzhi is to let myself eat with the goddess!
Wu Ernuo quickly sat down on the chair, picked up the rice bowl and started to eat.
The process of eating was strange, as a couple, Zhang Fengzhi and Zhang Ju didn't have a word of conversation, they ate their own food.And Wu Ernuo seemed very attentive, kept picking up vegetables for Zhang Ju, and even smiled dotingly, as if Zhang Ju was his girlfriend.
"Er Nuo, don't bring me food. You haven't eaten yet." Zhang Ju glanced at Zhang Fengzhi and smiled awkwardly.
"How can this be done! You look skinny. Come, eat a piece of fish. This fish is very fresh." Wu Ernuo didn't forget to touch a few as he spoke.
Zhang Ju felt uncomfortable, so he bit the bullet and ate the fish.Then Wu Ernuo poured a bowl of soup, and brought the spoon to his mouth. It seemed that he was going to feed Zhang Ju.
Zhang Fengzhi's face was dark during the whole process, and he suddenly threw the bowl in his hand on the table, "Don't eat."
Seeing this, Zhang Ju immediately grabbed Zhang Fengzhi's hand, "Don't do this, Er Nuo made it with great difficulty, let's leave after eating."
Only then did Wu Ernuo remember that Zhang Fengzhi was sitting next to him, and hurriedly said: "Mr. Zhang, I'm sorry. I'm a little excited today. You guys eat. I'm going back to my room."
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