Xie Huansheng

During this journey, because Wukong and Xiaoqing were "not close to each other", Wukong was driving the horse outside, and Xiaoqing stayed in the sedan chair to have breakfast with Xie Huansheng.Xie Huansheng woke up with a big appetite. He ate a drawer of steamed buns and a scone.

Xiaoqing took her chin and nodded outside: "Change with him when you're full."

Xie Huansheng laughed and said, "You asked him to come in, why did you let me pass the message!"

Xiaoqing turned her head out of the window: "I don't say unnecessary things to the monk!"

Xie Huansheng gave a "tsk" sound: "Obviously I am very grateful, but I still insist on letting others go." He lifted the curtain and shouted to the outside: "Wukong, the sun is poisonous, you come in and take a rest, let me come!"

"No, no." Wukong repeatedly declined.

He got out and said with a smile: "It's been a long time since I took the reins, you and I are two big men outside, the weight is so heavy, this carriage has to be tilted up."

Wukong had no choice but to bite the bullet and get in.

On the next journey, Xie Huansheng flicked his horsewhip, looked at the six roads, heard the wind in his ears, and at the same time paid attention to the movement behind the curtain.The world of demons and monks is completely silent. This kind of silence has nothing to do with peace, but more like not dying in silence, but erupting in silence.Xie Huansheng sang boringly: "The sun is poisonous and hot, and the atmosphere is not harmonious..."

Not long after, Wukong escaped in a hurry and grabbed the reins with him. "His youngest son has murderous intent!"

The black and yellow hoofs are riding on the clouds, and the dark brown horse's mane is flying like a willow. In just three days, the carriage drove to the outside of Hangzhou.

"Asheng!" The carriage stopped suddenly, and Wukong called out with the rein in his hand.Xie Huansheng went out to take a look, hey, isn't the man sitting at the gate of the city just Saburo!This guy has a pair of long legs up, his two knives stuck in the soil, and a weed in his mouth, he looks like a scumbag.

He squinted his eyes sideways, and compared a number in his hand: "Three words, slow, slow, slow!" As he spoke, he got up and put away the knife, his hair swaying and striding up the shooting star, he stretched out his hand to grab the rein, and slammed forward vigorously. Dragging in the city gate.

"Hey!" Xie Huansheng shouted, "It can walk by itself!"

"Hmph, it only walks fast when you jump off—Brother!"

"What do you call him?" Wukong asked alertly.

Yan Sanlang argued calmly: "Life and death are equal, brothers are equal, master, you don't understand the rules of our Jiang Hu people!"

"A man from the Jianghu?" Xiao Qing laughed so hard that he fell down, "My uncle is an old nerd, you talk to him about the Jianghu!"

When Xie Huansheng heard this, he picked up his ears angrily and threw her out of the car.

"Ouch! Uncle, take it easy, the earrings I just bought are so precious!"

"I will provide you with food and housing. I have raised you so well with a handful of flies and mosquitoes, and even indulged you in spending money on earrings and necklaces. Are you going to tear me down like this?!"

Wukong nodded his head and said affirmatively: "Your uncle is old, his belly is black."

The author has something to say: it will look better if it is played later

Looks like there's going to be a lot of martial arts...a headache

Mi have something to tell me meow....

☆, 14

Jiangnan Xiujie is very spiritual, and Hangzhou is the only four or five.

A group of people came to a restaurant and sent someone to set up the horses. Yan Sanlang asked the boy: "Where is Mr. Shang?"

The boy said: "Waiting upstairs!"

Xie Huansheng pushed Wukong: "No, the prisoner is waiting by himself!"

Wukong said blankly: "Ah, it will definitely be more difficult to catch."

The four of them entered the restaurant together while talking.

It seems to Xie Shangzi that he has amassed a lot of incense and money over the years, his pockets are full, and his taste is not bad.This restaurant stands by the lake, and the interior decoration is elegant and interesting. When you go upstairs, there are a row of open windows, and you can see the three lakes reflecting the moon and the pink lotus heavily pressing the green leaves like skirts.Far but not sparse, gorgeous but not demonic.He sat alone on the edge of a round ebony table under the window. He was dressed in wide clothes, and his eyebrows were as handsome as a wisp of smoke on Lushan Mountain, implying an indisputable attitude, and he was naturally romantic.There are a few scenic dishes on the table, with two pots of shochu on the table, and on the other side is his side-by-side sword. The blade is four and a half feet long and has a special color. It is chalky white from the hilt to the tip. , neon, black several colors.

Everyone took their seats one by one, and he asked: "I ordered a few side dishes at random, and I don't know if it suits the taste. Don't be polite, just add whatever you want."

"How about vegetarian dishes?" Saburo greeted Xiaoer bluntly, "Here's a stack of sliced ​​beef with soy sauce, a plate of vinegared fish, and a pot of braised hoofs! —Brother, it's my own."

Xie Huansheng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and thought to himself: Who wants to be your own person.He turned around and asked Xie Shangzi: "Strong man, when was the last time my little brother paid the bill?"

Xie Shangzi waved his hand and said, "Don't worry about it. He is very skilled in martial arts. I rely on his strength to walk the rivers and lakes. He is also half a bodyguard. A few meals are nothing."

Xie Huansheng couldn't help squinting his eyes, and at the big table, he saw Yan Sanlang and Shang Zi elbow to elbow, looking at each other from time to time, really intimate.

Facing the freshly served pig's trotters and big fish, Wukong recited his Amitabha Buddha.Xiaoqing poured a glass of wine and held it up to her nose to sniff.After confirming that there was no realgar in the wine, she sipped it with satisfaction.

After eating a few mouthfuls of food, Xie Huansheng said again: "The strong man—"

Xie Shangzi interrupted him: "Hey, this is how you can be called a strong man."

Xie Huansheng hurriedly changed his words: "Brother Xie, this sword of yours is really special, does it have a name?"

"Shuo Hui. It's just a common utensil."

"Obscurity is like a blessing, a hero will accept it, an extraordinary weapon."

"Award."

Xie Huansheng looked at it for a while, and wondered: "I saw you dancing the sword with your eyes tied that day, and it was strange that the sword was so long."

Xie Shangzi smiled: "You guessed right. An inch is long and an inch is strong."

Yan Sanlang picked up a piece of pigskin: "You guys are quite talkative. Master, I dare to ask you, what should I do with my good brother, handcuffs or hemp rope?"

After hearing this, Xie Huansheng kicked him under the tablecloth: impolite!Yan Sanlang hit his thigh even harder with his knee.

Wukong held up the cauliflower and said short-mouthedly: "The evidence is not clear, so don't be reckless. When the truth becomes clear, I will naturally give an explanation to both parties."

"When the time is right, I'll give you the answer you want." Xie Shangzi said sharply.

The meal was eaten smoothly.Xie Shangzi settled the bill.Xie Huansheng turned around and asked Xiaoer, "Is there a room in the shop?"

Xiao Er spoke Hangzhou dialect: "There are upper class rooms and middle class rooms."

He took out a small ingot of grained silver and said: "Three upper-class rooms, the room should be cleaned thoroughly and the sheets changed."

Xiaoer was holding the silver and wrinkled his smile: "Officer, you look like you are either rich or expensive if you dress up like this! Alright, let's go get some money, little one!" Just as he was about to leave, Wukong got up to stop him: "Two Just in time."

Xie Huansheng said: "Xiaoqing and I have to live alone, you know that she ran out of bed in the middle of the night, and I slept in bed again."

"I didn't say I lived with you."

"Damn, you are so open as a monk!" The eyes of everyone present were shocked.

Wukong was speechless: "I'm going to live in Jinshan Temple."

Xie Huansheng stopped him, and said puzzled, "Wouldn't it be nice to be with us?"

Wukong glanced at the chicken, duck and fish on the table, and asked, "Have you ever seen a monk live in a restaurant and eat meat?"

Xie Huansheng sounded reasonable, so he nodded acquiescingly, and watched him finish his meal, and he got a good fortune.

Xiaoqing pointed to the downstairs and smiled: "Look, he is just like Xu Xian, he ran away with the wild monk."

They come from the half-yellow north, while the south is still full of summer.

A few days later, the weather gradually became extremely hot, and the hot wind blew in, blowing people's eyes thin.

Xiaoqing is a cold-blooded animal, not afraid of the scorching heat, and goes shopping for fun as usual.Xie Huansheng, on the other hand, was tired all day long, and sat on the edge of the bed with his big eyelids drooping, reading comic books, and felt drowsy after reading them. He didn't seem to be enthusiastic about three meals a day at his home in Sanqingshan.Unknowingly, the person has lost a lot of weight, bowed his head and lost his double chin, and his clothes are no longer pumpkin cakes and cloud cakes. He has almost reached the peak of his appearance in the past 300 years.

So Hangzhou is really a wonderful place!

During this period, Xiaoqing went to Jinshan Temple to find trouble twice, forcing Fa Hai to almost flee.There was really no other way, so Wukong had to lead the way to Xie Huansheng for help.

Unexpectedly, Xie Huansheng bluffed when he saw Fa Hai: "You are Fa Hai?!"

Wukong was confused, jumped up to look at this, then at that: "What's the matter? Do you know each other?"

Xie Huansheng said with a needle and a sword: "I went to court to look for you that day. I met this master on the way and told me a lot of truths." The prophecy is still in my ears, and now these eight people have all appeared in blue sky and broad daylight; not to mention that Wukong lives in Jinshan Temple these days, who knows that Fahai will not mention it to him?

No, his brain was turbulent, and his imagination was full of scenes of Fahai sharing secrets with Wukong righteously.

Xie Huansheng's mind was spinning, but Fahai didn't notice it, and respectfully said: "Please also tell Miss Xiaoqing that if you want to seek revenge, I will not avoid it, but you must never go to the temple to disturb again."

Xie Huansheng said, "Naturally—how many times have you met her?"

"three times."

"Did you tell her the truth?"

"I said it, but she didn't believe it."

"What did you tell her?"

Fa Hai looked innocent: "Naturally, tell the truth, either pull out the tower or take your life."

"What!" Xie Huansheng slapped his head violently, stomping his feet in admiration, "How dare you say that!"

"Ah." Fa Hai stumped foolishly, not feeling anything wrong.

The next day, Xiaoqing clung to Fahai again, but Xie Huansheng pulled her by the ear and took her back.But this time, she stole the golden bowl.

"Benefactor, you have always been my Xiaoqing's great benefactor and good uncle," Xiaoqing begged piously holding the magic weapon, "You have such supernatural powers, quickly give me a way to help me, how to activate the magic seal Xiaoqing and sister are willing to serve you like cows and horses when you rescue your sister!"

"Nonsense!" Xie Huansheng yelled, "Each person has his own ability, and you have been Fahai for so many years, did you practice in vain?"

"Benevolence..." Xiaoqing looked very sad.

"Come on, let me have a try." Xie Huansheng took the golden bowl with a wry smile, and studied it all night with a candle, but no matter how hard he racked his brains, he couldn't figure it out.It turned out that this golden bowl was not a simple magic weapon at all, it should belong to the temple treasure of Jinshan Temple, it contained profound Buddhist profound power, and it was carried by Fa Hai for many years, and no one else could control it except him.

The next day, he returned the stolen goods without saying a word, and the farce came to an end for the time being.

In the evening of this day, the round red sun fell down on the lake, the breeze was blowing, and the water was swaying. It was a rare cool weather.Xie Huansheng took Xiaoqing, together with Sanlang and Xie Shangzi, they found a tavern by the lake to drink and have fun.

In the middle of the night, the air was suddenly sluggish and stuffy, and after a while, the semi-circular moon disappeared, and the sky was full of black clouds, thunder rumbled, and raindrops the size of beads fell.

A few people were planning to borrow umbrellas from the store, when the ground under their feet trembled violently as if they had stepped on empty space!Xiaoqing smiled drowsily: "Hey, Ganqing really drank too much, the Great Plains can be earthquake!"

Xie Shangzi narrowed his face and said, "It seems to be really shaken!"

The two of them didn't have any hesitation, they just said what kind of strange thing happened.

Yan Sanlang looked at Xie Huansheng's eyes, but it was as cold as winter, and reflected the same coldness of the other party - there was a dragon's aura overflowing in the direction of Xizhao Mountain!

And in another six days, it will be the best time to unseal Lei Feng Tower.

What about Wukong?Xie Huansheng was stunned. Did he and Fa Hai find a way to break the seal, or... a means to prevent it?

The author has something to say: Actually, isn’t it cute that Wukong stretches his tail and tentacles when he’s h like this... Well, it’s a bit... Curious... It’s pretty late

I want to write "Xia"

☆, 15

After noon the next day, Wukong knocked on the door outside the room.Xie Huansheng was lying on an old man's bed, he didn't even bother to get off the ground, and directly bounced a peanut against the door.

Wukong stepped on the peanut and asked: Have you had breakfast?Xie Huansheng lazily said "no".Wukong went up and pushed him: "Sleep without eating, are you really trying to lose weight?"

Xie Huansheng took a towel from the railing and wiped his face, then leaned back on the bed as usual, and fell asleep again: "It's hot outside, and when you go out, your body seems to be hollowed out."

Wukong pointed out the window: "It's not even out of the sun, it's much cooler outside, be obedient, get up and eat!" He shoveled him off the ground like a bulldozer, raised his arms and stretched out.

"Oh, let go!" Xie Huansheng struggled, "I can walk by myself!"

"You should give it a try!" Wukong said with his hands behind his back, waiting for his son to strengthen himself.

Xie Huansheng's feet landed on the ground, and the soles of his feet felt like they had eaten too many plums. They were crispy, numb, and boneless.

"Look, if you continue like this, your evil general will have to lie down." Wukong said.

"What a fuss! Look at my vigorous figure!" Xie Huansheng felt that it was no big deal, he straddled one leg and slid down along the railing, only to hit his stomach against the railing.This collision made him feel painfully that many little friends in his body were not easy to fly away, and the dreams of his descendants were shattered together.The pain was unbearable, and various complex expressions of joy, anger, sorrow, and joy appeared on his face.

At this moment, Wukong came down the stairs like Shi Shiran, the incarnated Buddha, and helped him pull his legs off the handrail one by one. "Does it hurt?"

"Ouch... I may not be able to marry a wife..."

"Cut, don't hurt other girls!"

"loquacious!"

In the end, with unyielding will, Xie Huansheng slowly moved out like a thousand-year-old turtle.

Outside the door, Xiaoqing was dressed up and looked around, waiting for someone and still flirting with him. "What winking eyes!" Xie Huansheng poked her on the back a few times, "Come and eat with me!"

"Where did you get breakfast at this hour?"

"No!" He pouted angrily.

The "Dalang Biscuit Stand" across the street has not been confiscated, and several biscuits are simmering in the boiler.Wukong went up and asked Dalang for a sesame seed cake, and gave him a tube of clear water from his belt.

Xie Huansheng held sesame seed cakes in his hand, drank cold and fragrant tea, and saw old men selling flowers with drums, young men selling seasonal fresh fruits, women with unkempt hair, and lazy Xiaojiabiyu on the street. Flocks of wealthy sons holding flower umbrellas and hawks and swallows lingering on the stone bridge and shaking fans are looking for restaurants along the wide road, and it is very lively.

At this time, there happened to be a police officer chasing the fugitive. The fugitive was so frightened that he ran wildly all the way, and then grabbed an empty sack from the ground and put it in it to pretend to be a bag of grain.

But the bags are bulging and deflated, where is the word "big"?He was caught at the moment.In desperation, he didn't care about getting rid of his shell, he just picked up the bag and slid forward, his distressed appearance made people feel distressed.

Xie Huansheng waved half a sesame seed cake and squealed with laughter.Unexpectedly, as soon as the loud and clear laughter like a barbell came out, there was a burst of pain that hurt the muscles and bones all over the body.Then there was only a crisp chirp, and the jaw was dislocated!

Xie Huansheng's whole body was sour and refreshing like torrential rain. To put it in an appropriate word, there was lightning on his head and a thunderbolt on his waist. It was really sour and sweet, messy and messy.

Fortunately, Xiaoqing responded in a timely manner, and rushed up to support her chin with a brisk step, and said in her mouth: "You don't believe me when I say you are lacking in calcium! You only eat meat for the well-boiled bone soup. You must have suffered a lot!"

"woo woo woo woo…."

"How dare you talk back even if your jaw dropped!"

Seeing this, Wukong froze in place: "What should I do?"

"What should I do? Find a doctor!"

It was a woman's idea to do things quickly, and the two of them supported their chins and waists, and sent Xie Huansheng, who was glistening with tears, into the hospital like darts.

The doctor who sits in the medical center is an old man with white hair and a childlike face. He has a pair of long and narrow eyes, and two strands of frost-beaten long beards fall from both sides of the man to his chest, just like the prime minister Agui.

"Young man, what is so funny that your jaw can drop from laughing?" The old man narrowed his eyes and looked at the patient.

"Woooooooo..."

"Small problem, don't be nervous. Girl, just let go of your hand and let the old man fix it for him." The doctor lifted his chin up and gave it a precise push. Boom, the chin immediately returned to its place.

"Look, how simple it is." He nodded in satisfaction, "Tsk tsk, he seems to be much more handsome than when he entered the door, with a sharp chin. Girls in the city like this kind of guy! Hahahaha..."

"What have you made of me!" Xie Huansheng screamed, holding his face in his hands, "I want my round face! Don't want my awl-shaped face!"

"Go back and look in the mirror, huh? It's really good, my pair of wonderful hands are really good!" The doctor laughed until he lost his eyes, and gropingly picked up a fan from the table and opened it to fan the wind.Fourteen big characters were crowded on the fan: Which one is the best in alchemy, and find Baimao on Kunlun Mountain.

Wukong saw it and asked: "May I ask you, sir, what is written on this fan?"

The doctor shook his index finger: "My senior brother is the famous Antarctic fairy on Kunlun Mountain. Recently, his Taoist temple needs to be repaired, but he is too shy to buy a big Zijin stove. No, I see my business is booming. Let me help you." Make an ad."

"Really so amazing? Can you refine anything?" Xie Huansheng stared at him, pretending to be surprised.

——Sanlang said that to restore Yinglong's ability, he needs a "Huineng Pill".However, although he is very familiar with the two boys under Xianweng, he has rarely seen face to face with this deity. emperor.And Kunlun Mountain hides from the world all the year round, and the Immortal Dojo cannot be easily entered. If you can get the Rejuvenation Pill from the Immortal, it might be a coup.

"That's not true. My senior brother is warm-hearted and responsive, and a magic pill can cure all diseases and prolong life!" The old man said happily.

"It's Senior Xianweng." Xiao Qingtou approved.

"You two know each other?"

"It's just a poor relationship, but he is a compassionate person." She gave a rare affirmation.

Xie Huansheng thought about it, hurriedly took out an ingot of gold, and said with a smile: "Today, I have a good relationship with you old man, and I will just help the fairy a little, it is not a respect!"

"Ouch! You are too polite!" The doctor's eyes doubled in size, "How dare you be an old man!"

"You think it's too little?"

"A lot, a lot! Tomorrow is given to senior brother, he will be happy."

"Ha, to tell you the truth, I also have a small request."

"But it doesn't matter!"

"I have a brother who suffered from a strange disease when he was young. The fortune teller said that he was born with evil spirits and hit the widow. In some places—" Xie Huansheng lowered his voice and said seriously, "It's not very convenient, haha, my family The children can form a Cuju team, and he is still alone. As the eldest brother, I see it, but I am anxious to be on the top of my heart! I want to ask Senior Xianweng to give me a good prescription."

"It's easy to talk, I just say hello."

"I don't know if the gentleman has any tokens? I will bring them to see him, so I will be less polite."

He squinted his eyes and thought for a while, then handed over the fan in his hand: "The old man has kept this folding fan by his side for many years, he knows it right away."

Xie Huansheng took the token and thanked him.

Just as he was about to leave, the doctor said again: "Come on slowly! I see that although you are not slender, you are short of breath and weak. Let me check your body." He took out the thinnest one and pierced it along the inside of Xie Huansheng's forearm.After a while, thin bright red blood flowed out.

He tapped some blood with his finger, and smacked it twice on the tip of his tongue: "This blood comes out a bit slowly, and it can be seen that the concentration is slightly higher. The taste is also sweet. Young people, you should eat less food and exercise more in the future. Besides , I ordered someone to grab two doses of medicine for you, and I guarantee that after taking three doses of sweating at night, the situation will be cured. I will also give you two doses of medicine for your brother, although there is no cure in the short term, it will definitely improve. "

☆, 16

That night, Xie Huansheng went to the inn where Yan Sanlang was staying to bid farewell.

When Yan Sanlang saw his sharp face, he backed away in fright: "Who are you?!"

Xie Huansheng touched his face: "How?"

"What's wrong with your face? Your chin is in the roof tiles?"

"Sanlang, Hugh's talking nonsense, your elder brother looks handsome like this." Xie Shangzi was still considerate.

"Jun?" Sanlang's voice became steeper, "Have you ever seen a snake-faced bear monster?!"

Xie Huansheng raised his long legs and kicked them on the stool, pointing at his newly thinned waist and shouted: "Nonsense! Open your eyes and see! What is this place that is put in? Ah?" Sanlang shrugged, He almost whistled in disdain.He patted the table again and scolded: "Hey——Your EQ is really poor and down to hell, you can see the abyss with your eyes! Say one more thing! See if I don't hit you three chins!"

Tai Ah shook twice on the table, expressing his agreement.

Only then did Yan Sanlang bow his head and admit his mistake: "Okay, even if I'm wrong!" He went up and brushed his shoulder, "Are you looking for us to drink at this late hour?"

Xie Huansheng said: "The wine is still free. Tomorrow morning I will go out to farewell to say goodbye to you two."

"Farewell? Where are you going?"

"Go to Kunlun Mountain to find the Antarctic fairy to retrieve the Neng Dan."

After Sanlang listened, Meishan tightened his grip: "Normal pills are fine, but it's definitely not easy to get this soul-returning pill from him."

Xie Huansheng raised his head: "Is there anything I, Xie Huansheng, can worry about?"

"Uh….."

"Don't worry," he reassured, "I asked for a recommendation from his junior brother, so it won't be that difficult."

Saburo was surprised: "Oh? How did you get it?"

Nonsense, of course I sold you.Xie Huansheng said: "It's a coincidence. In short, you just wait for the good news! I'm going back, strong alcohol will hurt your health, you two can't drink too much."

Xie Shangzi stood up and said, "I'll see you off."

"No need," Xie Huansheng nodded slightly to him, "Brother Xie, thank you for taking care of me."

Xie Shangzi also crouched down, and said with a smile, "You're welcome, you should."

Turn around the inn, the night is deep.

Xiaoqing's black hair covered her face like a dream, she twisted her waist and leaned against the table, protecting a bowl of hot concoction in the crook of her arm, and flapped a round fan softly with the other hand.

When Xie Huansheng saw it was her, he said, "It's so late, why don't you go back to your room to rest?"

Xiaoqing raised her eyes, and her long eyeshadow fluttered twice on her cheeks: "It's been overheated twice before I came back!"

"What is it?"

She pushed out the bowl in her arm: "The medicine prescribed by the old Chinese medicine doctor is specially for you to unblock the blood vessels and cure the disease of wealth."

When I smell it closely, I feel bitter and pungent. "Such a strong taste, can you not drink it? I'm afraid of bitterness." He frowned.

"Don't drink?" Xiaoqing immediately came back to her senses, and said aloud with aggrieved voice, "I personally cook and guard the broken stove for two full hours, waiting for you to come back and forth, back and forth, why do you not ask for it?" Advance?!"

"Since when did taking medicine have something to do with not being able to make progress? Don't get angry, I'll drink it." Xie Huansheng couldn't move forward or back, so he could only pinch his nose, blow on his head, and aggressively poured a whole bowl of ink into it. stomach.After drinking, he showed her the bare bottom of the bowl, "No, do you think I drank cleanly?"

"That's about the same. What are you doing? Jumping up and down, what are you looking for?"

"I just bought sweet-scented osmanthus dates the day before yesterday? Where did you go?"

"You can't eat sweets, I put them all away."

"You didn't even say hello?!"

"Have you ever seen a robber say hello before a robbery?"

Seeing her righteous and confident face, Xie Huansheng suddenly felt a sense of failure in raising tigers. "I said Xiaoqing, good girl, can you leave me a few for the old man? I came back all the way, my legs seem to have been sitting on a tiger stool, and drinking this bowl of old stuff is more like being poured with pepper water."

Afterwards, when he let him live up to his age and put down his figure, Xiaoqing remained expressionless and remained unchanged: "Grandpa, even if your chin has become sharper and tender, this is really not suitable for your old man." !"

"Forget it," he said discouragedly, "Then help me pour the saliva assembly?"

She lifted the teapot and poured water into the bowl: "Just finished drinking the medicine."

So after drinking a large bowl of painstaking potion, he was able to send this noble snake away.

As soon as the noble snake walked away, Wukong came to the door right after him.

Xie Huansheng's heart skipped a beat: Damn it, do you think everyone is in the same group except me?

He yawned: "Leave tomorrow morning at dawn, can we talk about things later?"

Wukong slumped his butt on the stool, ignoring the advice at all. "There is something important."

"What's the matter?" He yawned again.

Wukong said seriously: "You have something to hide from me!"

Ah, he was already suspicious.Xie Huansheng forced a smile: "What can I hide from you, even if I want to, Fahai and he..."

Wukong didn't wait for him to finish, he pointed to his nose and said, "Look, I said there are ghosts!"

Xie Huansheng quickly reasoned: "Sanlang looks strong and strong, don't be fooled by his appearance."

"False!" Wukong said with a serious face, "The four of you all came here to unseal Leifeng Pagoda, but the motives are different. Am I wrong?"

"Motivation is such an ugly word."

"I believe you, can you really trust me?"

Xie Huansheng was stunned for a moment, and when he was about to defend himself, he said the word "I", and his head suddenly felt hot.Afterwards, the scorching heat flowed into all parts of the body as quickly as electricity, as if burning fire swallowed the body, trying to refine the soul as well.He said in a daze: "Wukong, I... It's not convenient for me to talk about it now, you go back quickly..."

"What's wrong with you?" Seeing his strange expression, Wukong hurriedly stretched out his hand to poke his face, "Why are you so hot, what's going on?"

What's going on?Xiaoqing frankly made the wrong medicine!Xie Huansheng's heart was more desperate than death, and the burning pain became more and more intense. After a while, he couldn't restrain himself: "Hurry up! Huh...huh...I'm going to—"

"Are you going to give birth?" Wukong was very confused.

"Give birth to you!" Xie Huan was sweating profusely, anxious like a little ant in a frying pan: "I'm about to do something wrong, so hurry up!"

"What's wrong? How can I leave like this?"

Oops, how to explain?His mouth was dry and his lips were dry, fog was steaming in front of his eyes, and he immediately had some hazy and beautiful fantasies, the more he wanted to get rid of the fantasies, the more beautiful it would be... When his eyes cleared for a while, Wukong had already been pressed on the table!

It was only then that Wukong suddenly realized: "Get up quickly! I'll go find the antidote!"

"The antidote? Haha" Xie Huansheng has been reincarnated like a demon, caught in a sea of ​​desire and unable to extricate himself, he said inarticulately, "I am a big dragon, I drink water from the sky, drink the water from the entire Qiantang River Look, and then—" He gnawed furiously at his face, "Ah... well, you are so cool and comfortable..."

Wukong raised his fist and yelled, "Calm down! Otherwise, I'll send you to the Jade Emperor with one punch!"

"Shhh—don't make noise, dreams will wake you up..." Xie Huansheng moved one hand to his buttocks, the corners of his mouth were smirking, and his eyes were full of love.

Wukong gritted his teeth, raised his foot and hit his chest directly: "Pervert! Get down!"

Xie Huansheng's heavy body like a monster in the palace fell down with a thud, and a big black bruise hit his forehead on the table leg.However, there was no pain on his face at all, as if he was quite happy, as if he was still swimming in the clouds, he let out a silver smile of drinking and laughing.

Without saying a word, Wukong threw himself on him and gave him a severe beating.Since you can't wake it up, just knock it out!

☆, 17

When he woke up the next day, Xie Huansheng only vaguely remembered the moment when he pressed Wukong on the table, and he couldn't remember anything after that.

Wukong has left, leaving a mess, full of traces of the fight.

So, did they do it or didn't do it?

Immediately scratching his heart with claws, the crime was as deep as drunkenness, and entering the imperial tent at night, regretting that his intestines were moldy, and he was so ashamed that he was half dead.

However, as Wukong said, there is a need for priorities and strategies, and it is imminent for the sixth brother to leave the customs, so this wrong thing needs to be put aside for the time being.He picked up a pen and wrote: "Come back and kneel down to the iron rod for you!" The signature drew a peach.He didn't dare to break through the main door, so he opened the window and went out.

In order to get the magic elixir quickly, Xie Huansheng gathered the clouds as wings, followed the flow of smoke, like a crane rushing westward, and arrived at the foot of Kunlun Mountain in half a day.

At that time, Yuxu Peak in Kunlun Mountains was surrounded by a wide river, because this place was the place where immortals practiced, mortals could only go along the river, and it was difficult to cross it.Xie Huan used his biochemical energy to draw in Qi, and walked away on the turbulence with a light kung fu, but was blocked by an inexplicable air current in the middle of the journey, making it difficult to go further.I had no choice but to retreat to the shore and find a way to cross the river.

In this way, another day passed, and there was no one around, only the breeze blowing on the face sent changes, and the mountains and thunder clouds continued to change.While waving his fan and waiting, he saw an old man with a tall forehead and white eyebrows, using a ladle as a raft, holding a stick as an oar, drinking wine down his throat, getting drunk, and crossing to the other side of the mountain as he wanted.

"Swing Kunlun with one boat and one stick, look at Du Wuhen with drunken eyes, move the Big Dipper past Nanchen, and hold the sun and the moon with both hands. The great mountains and rivers are exclusive to my old man, hahaha..."

Xie Huansheng hurriedly kicked his feet, rushed up and asked, "Senior Xianweng, can you let me stay on your raft?"

Xian Weng glanced at the fan in his hand, and said, "Hey, it's Xie Huansheng kid, what's that in your hand?"

Xie Huansheng spread out the fan for him to read.

Xian Weng said: "What kind of friendship do you have with my junior brother? How come you come here?"

Xie Huansheng said: "The old man recommended me to come here."

"I came all the way to Kunlun Mountain to look for me, just to get the elixir." The immortal man stroked his beard and rolled his eyes. One or two less than one catty can't make it."

"Oh!" Xie Huansheng couldn't help admiring, "Then it's really not easy for you to maintain your weight!"

Xian Weng laughed out loud, "You are really exciting. But I still have one thing to help you cross the river." He threw the jug in his hand, and the body of the jug was magnified dozens of times, and it floated lightly on the river. Among the river waves. "You can take this pot and follow me into the mountains."

The Yuxu Palace where Xianweng lives is located on the bank of the Xuanhu River on the top of the mountain.

Xie Huansheng was thinking about the three-day deadline, and when he arrived at the side hall, he went straight to the point and stated his intentions before the boy offered tea.

"Oh? Hui Neng Pill..." Immortal Weng Nianxu pondered, "Anyone who seeks this pill will become powerful, and a strong person only has two things in the end, one is to do evil and the other is to help good. What about you? ?”

"Do not do evil and do not help good. To save fellow brothers."

"Is this true?"

"It's true or not, it's already in my heart."

Xian Weng smiled and said: "Wonderful man. Brother Gua sent me a letter the day before yesterday, saying that someone had donated a single incense burner, and he would arrive in a few days. According to the picture in the letter, I already guessed it was you."

When Xie Huansheng heard this, he couldn't help but think about it, secretly screamed that something was wrong, and said bravely, "Yes."

"Don't worry about it. As I said just now, whether you believe it or not depends on your own will. Since my junior brother is willing to believe your one-sided words, I will not delve into your intentions."

"So, Xian Weng agrees?"

The old man just smiled, neither refusing nor agreeing.

Xie Huansheng gritted his teeth: "If senior agrees, after I rescue my younger brother, I will go back to the mountain to worship under your name and be your apprentice for life. If you are not qualified, I will sweep the floor in front of this hall until old age!"

"What if I say no?"

"This…"

"Haha, don't be nervous. I just see that there is a potential for Buddha in you, so I don't want to take people away."

"Is there any difficulty for the senior?"

"That's right, just now there was a Pomonkey who stayed in my palace and refused to leave, in order to get this pill back. The old man has 1 dislikes in his heart. Due to the favor of first-come-first-served, I can't give it to you immediately. How about this, you fight him with force. I only have one elixir, and the winner can take it by himself."

Splash, splash monkey?Xie Huansheng's heart trembled, but he heard someone shouting outside the door: "That's right, it's me!"

Wukong resisted the iron rod, swaggered in and said, "Old Sun, I am really unkind to others. Xie Huansheng, Fahai has already explained to me everything you want to hide. If you want to take the pill, first ask the Dinghaishen needle in my hand to answer." No promise!"

Xie Huansheng was ashamed first, and his tone was a little low: "I am wrong, but the matter is important. These days when you and I share weal and woe, do you have to face each other like this?"

Wukong spun the iron rod in the air, knocked it on the ground, and said three words: "No discussion!"

Xie Huansheng sighed, and smiled wryly: "A scholar still presses the sword for his confidant, only to offend him!"

Seeing the two people's arrogance soaring into the sky, Xian Weng hurriedly came up to break up: "Since you two don't like to see each other, then three tricks will determine the outcome, so that we can get together and break up."

"Exactly what I want!"

"It suits me too!"

"Come, come," Xian Weng held each other, and dragged them out of the door with difficulty, "I want to fight, don't argue anymore!"

On the jade platform of the Xuanhu River, Xie Huansheng and Wukong occupy one side.

Xie Huansheng still has the intention of turning around in his heart