[Tomb Raider and Bottle Evil] Eight-day Tour of Snake Mother Mausoleum

It was already night when Pok Youping and I came out of the Mausoleum of the Snake Mother. We took another road, and we came out on a high ground.Poker bottle took me for a while in silence, when I saw what he was holding in his hand.Although the whole thing was held by Poker Bottle, there was a string hanging down by my hand, and I recognized that it was the copper coin that Wu Xie originally carried on his chest.

At this time, a bonfire appeared in the distance, and some people were sitting indistinctly around it.Porky Bottle suddenly stopped in his tracks and looked over there carefully.His eyesight is much stronger than mine, sure enough, he turned his head and said to me after a while: "Wu Sansheng and those mercenaries should spend the night there, you go."

Instead of leaving, I asked him, "Aren't you going? Wu Xie will be very angry if you leave without saying hello."

Porky Bottle shook his head, turned to leave.I gritted my teeth and said to him, "Do you think he will stop chasing you if you walk like this?"

I'm telling the truth, Poker-Face is also very aware of Wu Xie's temperament, so he paused.I quickly continued: "You know his character well, he likes to solve puzzles by nature, and you are the biggest mystery in his life, he will instinctively chase you. Even if you don't want to drag him down, but never From the beginning of your acquaintance, he is destined to bear with you. Even if you leave, he will chase you, why not give him a chance to go on together?"

I said this with sincerity, because I really wanted to say these things to my Poker Bottle back then, but when he went to guard the gate of Changbai Mountain, how could I dare to say such nasty things to him, I guess he could say that at that time One kick kicked me against the wall and I couldn't get it off.That is to say, the stuffy oil bottle here is more emotional, and I am not the person involved, so what I said is smooth.I have held back these words for many years, and I immediately feel refreshed when I say them.

Pokerfing stopped. He stroked the copper coin in his hand and said in a low voice, "My road is very dangerous. If something happens to him, I will regret it."

I replied: "No matter how dangerous the road is, friends must support each other until the end. I also have friends like you who are full of secrets and can bring life danger, but the only thing I am proud of in my life is Solved the puzzles brought by him and walked with him to the end. If you don’t even give Wu Xie the chance to walk with you, he will be your friend for nothing. Don’t talk about those 'for his own good' nonsense , just ask your own heart, do you want to go down with him?"

Poker bottle turned around, the hand holding the copper coin was very tight, even in the middle of the night, I could almost see the slightly protruding veins on the back of his hand.

Poker bottle said: "You can think this way because you are still alive. If you die in the process of pursuing the secret, what will your friend think?"

I really haven't thought about this question.In my impression, Poker Ping is basically like a fairy, no matter what kind of relationship he is in, he may care about my life and the life of the fat man, and he will try his best to save all the people he can save, but it is hard for me to imagine If I die, he will be sad and regretful, but I can guess the way the fat man cried and ran to recognize my mother as a godmother.

I said to him: "Perhaps he has also thought about this problem. He gave me a chance to choose. If I leave, I can live a life without any worries. If I continue to chase him, I will almost die. However, he is very clear about my Choose, and leave clues for me in many key parts. At the end, he almost wiped out all the dangers in my path, allowing me to take him home."

When I was talking, I seemed to see the corpse of the fourth grandpa, the stiff Yin soldiers in Yunding Tiangong, the neatly folded clothes, and the road that would not get lost if I thought of him in the dark.

Poker Bottle looked at the copper coins in his hand, and lowered his voice: "I don't know if it can be done."

I replied: "Whether you can do it or not, Wu Xie will keep his promise. Brother, you should at least say goodbye to him."

Poker Bottle shook his head, turned around and walked towards the campfire.

It wasn't until I reached the edge of the camp that I felt my eyes go dark and my head buzzed.

Damn... Am I leading the way for them?

Perhaps it was because the third uncle and the others were too tired, they didn't realize until we got very close.The first one to see us was actually Wu Xie, who only heard him yell: "Boyyouping, Laoguan!" He jumped up from the ground and ran towards us.

I walked a little closer, and Wu Xie rushed over to give me a huge hug. It could be seen that he was very excited and happy. The presence of the brothers Yu Sheng after the catastrophe is indeed a thing that makes people forget their shapes.

Then he looked at Poker Bottle, and I stood aside to appreciate their hug, feeling like I was broken and hopeless.

Unexpectedly, Wu Xie stared at Poker Bottle for a long time before saying softly, "I thought you couldn't get out..."

I really wanted to beat him up. I was with Poker Ping at that time, and if he couldn't get out, I definitely couldn't get out. Why didn't I see him be so hesitant to talk to me, so affectionate?Then Wu Xie grabbed the Poker bottle and walked towards the bonfire. He greeted us as he walked, "Are you tired? The fat man cooked something just now. I didn't expect that although he is a poor translator, he can cook well. Ha ha."

I also couldn't help laughing, it seems that Fatty and Poker Ping and I can develop a revolutionary friendship no matter what parallel world we are in.

The bonfire outlined Wu Xie's back holding Pokerfing, and I saw Pokerfing holding Wu Xie's hand backhand, and the feeling of wanting to vomit blood came out again.

Friendship shit, bah!

When we got to the bonfire, the third uncle first expressed his relief that Poker-Face and I escaped safely, and at the same time severely criticized Ah Zhong, who was on duty at the time, to the effect that he didn't notice someone who even Wu Xie could see.Then, the third uncle and Aning arranged for the guards to watch the night, and Poker Fing, Da Kui and a mercenary guarded the first post.

After a day of adventure, Wu Xie seemed to be very excited, sitting by the fire in a daze, and didn't go to sleep.

I sat with him and chatted casually. It was obvious that he was very interested in my blood's deworming effect. I was also very curious about his ability to play the flute to control dead weeds. He said it was a piece of music recorded in an ancient book. , He has used this to hook up with little girls since he was a child.

I thought to myself, don't even think about hooking up with girls in the future, just be honest.

At this time, Ah Ning came over, sat on the other side of Wu Xie, and said to Wu Xie in a low voice: "Wu Xie, I told your third uncle just now, but I have to remind you, although Mr. Jude Kao finally gave up on the snake Snake Mother's secret, but it doesn't mean that this secret is safe. Your third uncle, you, and all the people who escaped from the Snake Mother's Mausoleum will all need to bear this secret and bear the risks brought about by this secret. "

Wu Xie asked: "What? Didn't Pokerfing say that Jude Kao would not tell others the secret?"

I suddenly understood what Pokerfing meant when he said about Jude's exam, and I couldn't help but sighed, and said to Wu Xie: "Little Sanye, I said before, the secret of 'Longevity' is worth anything for many people. Jude's exam No matter how thorough the research institute is, at best it can only keep the core secrets from being revealed, but how many people will see it during our trip?"

Wu Xie was stunned, and said in a low voice: "Indeed, it is impossible for Jude Kao to control all the researchers around him."

Aning said to him: "It's not that it will definitely be leaked, but you have to be careful. The third master and I will block the news, and Jude Kao will try to destroy the information, but the benefits are touching, not to mention Such a great benefit?"

Wu Xie bowed his head and remained silent. I thought of what my third uncle had said to me, and said to him: "Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just in case. You must know that the human heart is more terrifying than ghosts and gods."

Wu Xie said: "Old Guan, Aning, I know what you mean. In fact, the third uncle has said similar things before. But I think the most beautiful thing in the world is precisely the human heart. This time, Aning and Mr. Jude Kao are in such a crisis. If you choose to help me at this moment, I can trust you.”

As he spoke, he looked at Pokerfing across the bonfire. Because Pokerfing was on vigil, he was sitting far away, so he could only see his figure vaguely.His coat had been cut, and now there was only a white lining, which stood out a little in the dark.

Aning and I couldn't help but remain silent.I thought about those more than ten years, it was the human heart that was more terrifying than ghosts and gods that dragged me into the puzzle, forced me to struggle for survival, and arbitrarily arranged everyone's fate; mud.I think of Uncle San, Poker Ping, Fatty, Panzi, Xiaohua, countless people who have helped me and loved me, so that my heart will not be so cold.

I looked at Wu Xie, with a smile on his young face, and a camera hanging around his neck that seemed to never be taken off. He looked stupid, but I knew exactly what kind of power he could unleash at the moment of life and death.

So firm, he deserves to be the father of the parallel world.

It was suddenly clear to me that he would be able to face any challenges and dangers ahead, even if it was difficult and painful, and he would be able to walk out of his own path.

In the middle of the night, I suddenly had a strange feeling, similar to the state of falling asleep and floating.As soon as this feeling appeared, I woke up immediately, because I clearly remembered that I was drying pickles before crossing over, and it was just such a erratic moment that I saw the Widow's Tomb Memorial Hall in the blink of an eye.

I turned my head, and there was still Da Kui who was snoring loudly next to me. I guess they might be surprised by my sudden disappearance when they got up the next day, but I guess it is more likely that I left alone, after all, I was in their eyes. Li is still a mysterious black household.

This kind of feeling that I can't be found in the Jianghu, but my legend is spreading is so cool.

I closed my eyes for a while, and when I opened them again, the world had changed. I was still squatting on the pickle drying platform, holding a mustard green in my hand.

I looked up and found that Poker Bottle was staring at me.

Stare at my hands.

Hand injury.

How bold and pretentious I was when I cut my hands in the Mausoleum of Snake Mother, now I feel so much pressure.

Here I want to explain that since Fatty and I lived in seclusion in Fujian with a stuffed oil bottle, Fatty and him have worked together to start a no-smoking policy against me.It's not that they will directly smoke my cigarettes or say something like "smoking is harmful to your health", but often inadvertently, I find that I can't find the cigarette case, or I can't find the lighter, or I just want to If I smoke, I will be called to work by the fat man. In short, I can fight wits with them for two hours just to smoke a cigarette.

This time I was injured, I could almost imagine that Poker Bottle would increase the severity of the smoking cessation order by more than ten percentage points. Before that, I could still smoke two cigarettes a day. This time, there is no reason why you can’t smoke because of trauma. It’s not suitable to smoke after time travel. , The reason why I can’t smoke due to insanity, I’m afraid I won’t be able to touch my beloved lighter for at least a month.

Poker bottle pointed at my hand. At that moment, I felt that this was not a wound that had been bandaged and treated, but a fatal wound that was still bleeding. I was suddenly full of panic, and I wanted to pounce on my thigh and beg you not to quit smoking. .

"What's going on?" he asked.

Finish

☆、Fanwai·7954

Extra

Ever since the fat man knew that I had time-traveled, he has been wanting to talk to me, wondering what is the difference between the two worlds.However, Poker-Face has been at home for the past few days, and I really couldn't say something like "my brother and I in the parallel world are having sex" in front of his expressionless face, so I kept prevaricating with some unimportant things Fatty, until now, I have only used the two words "The fat man in the parallel world is thinner than the third uncle" and "The fat man in the parallel world has passed the eighth grade in English" to give the fat man a heavy blow. This is the greatest since I quarreled with him Victory, I can't wait to make these two sentences into a banner and stick it in the hall.

After two days, the rainy season in the village has finally passed. This does not mean that it will stop raining, but that the rain has become much lighter.Poker-face went out early in the morning with a bamboo hat and a set of tools, and the fat man and I watched his back eagerly and drool.

What I was thinking about was the bamboo shoots he dug last time. I don’t know where he found such sweet, crunchy, and tough bamboo shoots. I very much hope that he can bring some back.

The fat man knew that I was thinking of vegetarian dishes and sneered at me, saying that the little wild boar that Poker Bottle had brought back was the best in the world.Fatty can roast, steam, boil, fry, etc. a small wild boar to make a whole pig feast. Although I seldom eat red meat in recent years, I almost bit my tongue last time. Yes, after eating, I secretly took a handful of Jianweixiaoshi tablets, and I still don't regret it.

Seeing Pokerfing's figure disappear into the distance, I was finally able to tell Fatty what I had been holding back.

Fatty, let’s say he has a big mouth, which is basically true. The aunt next door fell down yesterday and was seen by the fat man. The whole village knew it in less than 5 minutes. It can be called a professional big speaker. The relationship between my family and the neighbors is so bad, which has a lot to do with his gossip. He also said that I was inflated every day.But if you want to keep a secret, he is definitely trustworthy. For example, when Poker Fing went to look for him in front of the bronze gate, he didn't tell me until five years later. It was my actions that triggered the Poker Ping setting. The decryption conditions, otherwise the fat man can hold back the words for a lifetime.

So I would tell him what was on my mind, and he naturally knew what not to let Poker know.

I sat at the door with the fat man. The fat man didn't like tea, so I simply dug out a bottle of local wine, which was left over from the Chinese New Year.Seeing this, the fat man ran to steam a plate of bacon, and the two of us ate bacon. You had a glass and I had a glass. When the wine bottle was opened, the conversation started.

I told him in detail about the few days when I went to the parallel world, focusing on the ambiguous relationship between Wu Xie and Poker Bottle, and complained to the fat man, saying that my eyes were so blinded, and next time I have to talk to Hei The blind man needs two pairs of sunglasses.

I babbled and drank while talking, and after talking for a long time, I found that the fat man was silent, and my heart skipped a beat. I thought, is it possible that the fat man is homophobic, and I feel upset when I hear that we are mixing up in parallel worlds?

As a result, I raised my eyes to look at the fat man, and he was staring at me with expressions of "hehe", "you idiot", and "you deserve it".

"What do you mean?" Of course I couldn't tolerate the fat man's weirdness towards me, so I asked him.

The fat man took a sip of his wine, looked at me sideways, and said, "What do you know, you can't take it in eight days? How long have I known you two, fat man? Have you been together for more than ten years?" From falling in love to being an old couple, you don't want to ask me for sunglasses?"

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said to the fat man: "What's going on in your mind? I wonder if the two over there are comparable? The little brother over there is staring at Wu Xie and smiling like a flower. I can see the teeth, this is going to be a movie, and the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television will call back to reshoot every minute!"

The fat man looked at me for a long time, then suddenly slapped his thigh and cursed loudly: "Damn!"

I was taken aback by him and scolded: "What are you shouting, the aunt next door was called by you."

The fat man didn't mind me scolding him, he put his arm on my shoulder, leaned closer and asked, "You...you haven't realized it yet?"

I saw the fat man's expression was very strange, I twisted my shoulders and shook him off: "What's the trick?"

I’ve already thought of some authors I’ve known before, they’re pretty normal in everything else, that is, when they see two men (preferably good-looking) in the same frame, they will make a tacit “hehehe” laugh, In particular, there are more female authors, which made me fully understand more meanings of "hehehe".

I don't think so, is this fat man a rotten boy, or has the potential to be a rotten boy? Hearing me tell the story of the adventurous love between Wu Xie and Poker Ping next door, it stimulated the related genes, and since then he has embarked on a path of only loving men. , don't look at the road of AV?Then can I ask him to give me a few discs in his collection?

The fat man rolled his eyes: "I said you, brother, haven't you two grown up yet? Why are you so surprised to see others become so?"

It's like a thunderbolt from the sky, directly from my sky cap to the soles of my feet, I was completely stupefied and couldn't say a word for a while.

The fat man didn't care if I could speak or not, and immediately began to scold me, which probably meant that from the first time he went to the tomb, he felt that I had something to do with Poker Finger, and the subsequent visits to the tomb gradually deepened his understanding of the fat man.In his opinion, Poker-Face’s act of looking for a fat man in front of the gate is basically entrusting the widow (bah, the widow’s fart), and then I went crazy and wanted to kill the Wang family to avenge my husband, and in the end I didn’t forget the ten-year agreement , pick him up to go out, the two finally met, during the period, the shadow in the fat man's heart was as big as the earth, and he and I took Poker Oil Bottle to Yucun to live in seclusion. The fat man thought we were done, but he didn't expect to find us The relationship between the two was so pure that they didn't even hold hands. The fat man felt that he had received a huge psychological blow, and felt that I was talking nonsense with my eyes open. harsh criticism.

I was so angry at what he said, I threw my chopsticks and scolded: "You are so rotten looking at Renji, which eye of yours has seen the relationship between me and my little brother? Did we kiss, or did we go to bed?"

The fat man replied: "I think you are also a woman who wants to stir up sex! Tell me, Wu Xie and the little brother next door, have you both done what they did?"

The fat man and I had almost drank a bottle of wine at this time, because we kept talking, didn't eat a few mouthfuls of meat, and drank old wine on an empty stomach.

I was thinking about it with my dizzy head, and my heart was already beginning to lie down, thinking that hand in hand, there is this, there is hugging, this is also (but I hugged the oil bottle horizontally), and there is also the oil bottle When I go to the field, I always take care of me. This is normal. Every time I go to the field, I basically lag behind in my skills. A kind-hearted person like him always needs to take care of me a little more.

I thought about it for a long time, and said to the fat man hesitantly: "How about... that Wu Xie and the little brother are actually friends?"

The fat man yelled: "The mud can't support the wall!" He fell back and didn't want to say a word to me.

I saw him getting angry like that, and it happened that he was very drunk and in a very heroic mood. I threw the wine bowl and said to him: "Don't look down on me. Yes! Isn’t it just to stir up the base, this Spring Festival I will take my brother home and come out of the closet!”

"it is good."

I blinked and thought, shouldn't the fat man get up and hold my hand at this time to express his admiration and support to me with tears in his eyes? Why did he agree so coldly?

Suddenly seeing the fat man bouncing up like a ball, he turned to look at the door.

My whole body froze, like the wooden figurines in the Mausoleum of the Snake Mother, I turned my head inch by inch, and I seemed to be able to hear the rattling sound of the bones in my neck.

Poker bottle was standing at the door, looking at us innocently.

"I forgot to bring my mobile phone." Poker bottle said.

Ah Xi, when the hell did you go out to patrol the mountains with your mobile phone!

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☆、Some little things after the episode

Some little things after the episode

I especially want to know what Pokerfair looks like in the clothes of Pokerbottle from another world.This kind of long gown cannot be bought in a physical store unless you buy it in person. Fortunately, the vast number of working people have a god-like invention: Taobao.

The fat man was skeptical about Taobao's omnipotence. After listening to me describe the dress, he frowned and asked, "Is this thing really for sale?"

I was born in the free shipping area and grew up in the free shipping area. I was very unhappy with the fat man’s doubts. It took only 5 minutes to complete the search, order, and payment. The fat man shook his head and said, “It must be full of Black heart cotton."

The clothes were sent to the next town in less than a week, and there was no express delivery point in the village, so we drove into the city specially for this dress.

I am very satisfied with the effect of the clothes. No matter in terms of style, color, embroidery, and weight, they are exactly the same as the stuffy oil bottle over there.Afterwards, I tried to get Poker Bottle to wear it once, but every time I thought about it, I couldn't find him.

Ever since that time when I accidentally uttered bold words with Fatty, and Pokerfing agreed, I feel that the two of us should be officially dating.

There's nothing hypocritical for us old men to deal with things like dating, just get married if you see the right way.

The fat man thought that we would roll on the sheets that night, and a fat baby would crawl out the next day to call him godfather. However, a week later, Poker-Face and I were still at the stage where we didn't even hold hands.

When the fat man found out, he looked hopeless and told me that he never wanted to hear me talk about dating again in his life.

I made actual progress with Poker Bottle a month later, and I took him to the city to deliver the goods.

To say that the air in Yucun is indeed fresh, and to say that it is 5A-level air is by no means a lie.As a result, when he entered the city, he was accidentally smoked by the exhaust fumes from the car in front while waiting for a red light, and sneezed seven or eight times.

Poker bottle turned my face away, and I saw a little white face leaning over to take a look, the worried look made my heart skip a beat.

I blinked and leaned forward to give him a "ba-ta" kiss on the mouth.

He was obviously a master who didn't want to suffer, so he kissed him back anyway.

Later, we were almost rear-ended by the car behind us who was waiting frantically.

Now that I have made bold words about coming out to the fat man, I naturally cannot hold back.I seriously considered the survival rate after coming out of the closet at home, and found that even with the combat power of Pokerfinger, I may not be able to come back in full.

I decided to break through one by one.

I'll call my mom first.

My mother, an old lady, has a soft heart, is an intellectual, and is open-minded.

She answered the phone, happy that I called to check on her health.

Greetings about the body are the means. My goal is to instill in her the meaning of a DINK family first. If she can agree with my central idea of ​​"using the money for raising children to support the elderly", then my success rate of coming out with her will be half. .

When I mentioned that raising a child is worse than raising a pig, my mother suddenly asked me: "Why did you think of raising a child?"

I said, "Huh? No, I..."

My mother said: "Xiao Xie, did you quarrel with Brother Zhang? Mom told you, two people may not live in harmony every day, someone must give way, right? I think Xiao Zhang is very nice, isn't he?" Are you bullying him? Or did you make a mistake? Why did you suddenly involve the child... Don't hurt Xiao Zhang's heart!"

I said with difficulty: "No, Mom, I just want to take my little brother and Fatty home to celebrate the New Year this year."

My mother was very happy: "Oh, that's great. It just so happens that we open the ancestral hall during the Chinese New Year and write Xiao Zhang in the genealogy. Your dad told your second uncle last time, but it always has to be in time for the Chinese New Year. It's so disturbing to the ancestors..."

I don't want to say anything.