fraudulent engagement

After watching the advertisement for a few minutes, Shen Fang took out his mobile phone as if nothing had happened, pressed it a few times quickly, and put it back in his pocket.

Xue Yan glanced at him in confusion, picked up the phone that rang on the coffee table, and unlocked the screen.

It was indeed a short message from Shen Fang, and the content was very strange: Hurry up!Quickly ask me what are you to me!

Xue Yan couldn't help but looked up at him again, and saw Shen Fang's expression of anticipation and eagerness to try.

Xue Yan opened his mouth, but couldn't make a sound: "..."

It's not that he didn't understand Shen Fang's meaning, but he felt that asking that sentence was... too shameful.

Seeing that he didn't cooperate for a long time, Shen Fang slapped him heavily on the shoulder, with the air of crushing him if he didn't agree, but he yelled at him very affectionately: "My dear..."

"Pfft—" The butler, who was putting down the newspaper and drinking tea, spat out a mouthful of tea.

"..." Xue Yan's scalp was numb from this extremely contrived "Dear", and he suddenly felt bad.

Shen Fang turned his body to block the butler's sight, and gestured to Xue Yan with his mouth: "Quickly ask me, quickly ask me!"

Worried that he would turn into a demon again, Xue Yan had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "I am...your what?"

Shen Fang immediately replied with a smile: "You are my little apple!"

"Cough, cough cough..." Mr. Butler, who had just sprayed tea, choked on his own saliva this time, covered his mouth and coughed non-stop.

"..." Probably due to psychological preparation, Xue Yan seemed much calmer, and he was able to calmly ask, "And then?"

Xue Yan also saw the advertisement of X Lemei just now, so he naturally understood where Shen Fang's sudden idea came from after thinking about it casually.

He felt a little ridiculous, but also had some inexplicable expectations, waiting to see whether Shen Fang would say "so I can hold you in the palm of my hand" or "I can't love you too much" next.

Then Shen Fang picked up a red apple from the fruit plate and asked, "Then? Then, do you know how to cut this apple into nine pieces with four knives?"

Xue Yan: "..." I don't want to know!Thanks!

"Hahaha, don't you know?" Shen Fang smiled triumphantly, "Watch me show you one."

As he spoke, he pulled out a sharp fruit knife from the side, raised the knife and dropped it, clicked it four times, and cut a well on the apple.

"Look, if you don't believe me, count." Shen let go, and apples of different sizes were scattered on the plate. Knowing the result, Xue Yanming couldn't help counting silently, and it turned out to be nine yuan, " If it's a watermelon, you can still eat ten pieces of the peel. Isn't it amazing!"

The housekeeper managed to stop his coughing, took a newspaper as a cover, and stared curiously under the reading glasses.Xue Yan had no choice but to cooperate with him perfunctorily: "Yes, yes, it's amazing."

Shen Fang picked up a piece of watermelon with the small fork prepared in the fruit plate, and said to Xue Yan: "I used to cut watermelon like this when I was at home with my brother. My brother loves me so much, he always tells me to eat the middle piece , the sweetest with less skin and more meat.”

Shen Fang's expression was always smiling, looking lively and hearty.But when Xue Yan thought of the man in the hospital who was still unconscious, he felt a little complicated.

That feeling seems to be...sad for whom.

However, before he put down his aloof attitude and said something, Shen Fang continued: "Honey, I love you too, I'll give you a piece of it."

As he spoke, he lifted the middle piece of Tic Tac Toe, that is, an intact apple core, to Xue Yan.

Xue Yan: "..."

This little bastard is really not that kind!

Shen Fang smiled: "Honey, you're welcome, eat quickly, I'll feed you. Ah——"

Xue Yan was pressed by him holding the murder weapon, the small fork, and perhaps because the housekeeper was present so he couldn't get angry, he finally bowed his head to the evil forces and opened his mouth aggrieved.

Shen Fang withdrew his hand at this time: "Hahahaha. I am teasing you, why are you so funny! Will I really give you apple cores? Hahahahaha."

Xue Yan: "..."

Xue Yan leaned back on the sofa with a bang, with a look of lovelessness on his face.

Exhausted.Marrying a daughter-in-law who can make trouble like this will really save a few years of life.

Later, the butler finally put down the newspaper in his hand, expressing that he was going to prepare for tomorrow's work, and then told the two of them to rest early, before going out.

Seeing the butler's figure completely disappear outside the door, Shen Fang lowered his voice and asked cheerfully: "How is my acting skills? Is it a good hin?"

"Shen Fang!" Xue Yan finally couldn't bear it anymore, and slapped the armrest of the sofa violently.

Shen Fang quickly grabbed his hand and said nervously, "Shh, keep your voice down. What if the butler is just outside the door listening?"

Xue Yan then lowered his voice and said angrily: "You are really, you are acting too exaggerated!"

Shen Fang: "Hahahaha." He stood up, tiptoed to the door, opened the door a crack, made sure that the butler was really not outside, and then resumed his normal volume, and said solemnly, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's the first performance. Inexperienced. But I will keep trying!"

"Forget it... today you've fooled yourself. Go to sleep."

Two newly married people, even if they are fake, should naturally sleep in the same bedroom if they don't want to be exposed easily.

Shen Fang had no objection to this.He is a straight man himself, and it is very logical in his mind that Xue Yan is also, and there is no psychological burden to sleep with him, and after a day of exhaustion, he almost fell asleep when he lay down.

However, Xue Yan couldn't sleep.

This is not to say that he has any psychological burden that cannot be unloaded, the bigger reason is——

——Shen Fang is so dishonest in sleeping!

It's so big that Kingsize bed can't fit him!

The light in the bedroom was turned off, and the heavy curtains also blocked the light and moonlight outside the window, and the room was pitch black.

However, this doesn't stop Shen Fang from rolling around, rolling around, rolling from east to west, and from south to north, turning three and a half times in the air and Thomas full rotation...

Xue Yan was knocked awake several times in a state of half asleep and half awake, and was almost kicked out of bed several times. Finally, he couldn't bear it anymore and turned on the light, wrapped Shen Fang in a quilt, and put him on the pillow. position, turned off the light again and lay down, and firmly fixed him with his two arms.

I had no choice but to sleep like this, hum.

Despite being tossed around most of the night, Xue Yan woke up on time early the next morning under the action of his biological clock.

With two dark circles under his eyes, he sat up in a daze. He was so sleepy that he could barely open his eyes. It took dozens of seconds to regain his consciousness.But when he turned his head and looked, the instigator was still sleeping soundly, with no intention of waking up, the quilt on his body was tightly wrapped, like a cocoon.

At this time, a thought suddenly came to Xue Yan's mind: I regret it and want to return the product...