Little Gods

04

The two looked at each other for a moment, and there was a moment of enigmatic silence.

Li Kai'an blinked at Chu Yu who appeared at Yuelao Temple at some time, laughed dryly, and said awkwardly, "I thought I was the only one..."

All the stupid words about asking for marriage just now were heard by this person!Li Kai'an was so ashamed that he almost exploded on the spot, nodded to Chu Yu, turned around and left.

Just about to step out of the gate, the man behind him suddenly called out: "Li Kai'an, wait."

Wow.

The moment he heard the other party call out his name, Li Kai'an froze on the spot and couldn't move, and was shocked by the surprise electric current from head to toe.

He was sure that he didn't know the man behind him, but he could accurately call out his name, that is to say...

Be a fan!

That's right!Living fans!

As an eighteenth-tier starlet who had never been recognized by passers-by, Li Kai'an's joy at this moment made him wish he could do three backflips on the spot!

"Ah... I was recognized by you." Li Kai'an tried his best to restrain his ecstasy, and gave full play to his acting skills, making his face show "Thank you for your support, signing, taking a photo, shaking hands and hugging, there is no problem" and "But don't call out, there may be paparazzi taking pictures nearby." The expression mixed with these two emotions, and then turned around gracefully and naturally.

The man standing by the shrine was staring at him intently, his deep black eyes filled with passion and love.

No mistake, this demeanor is definitely a fan.

Li Kai'an smiled politely, ready to accept fans' passionate confession.

However, in the next second, he heard the man throw out a sentence without thinking: "The red line is actually useless to you."

"..." Li Kai'an was silent for a moment, and said awkwardly, "I was joking just now, I thought there was no one here."

Let's get straight to the part where the fan confesses and asks for autographs, shall we sir?

"Okay," the man blinked, "Let me introduce myself, my name is Chu Yu, and I am the owner of this Yuelao Temple."

Li Kai'an looked confused: "..."

What kind of nonsense is this person talking about? Isn't the owner of Yuelao Temple just selling concentric locks? After talking so much, do you want my signature? If not, I can leave.

Seeing Li Kai'an hesitantly took a step towards the gate, Chu Yu hurriedly stepped forward to block Li Kai'an's way with his body, his thick black eyes were filled with a sense of innocence, he cleared his throat, and said, "I like you , from two months ago."

Sure enough, they are fans, Li Kai'an heaved a sigh of relief.

Chu Yu confessed earnestly: "When I saw you for the first time, I couldn't look away at all. Your appearance and temperament are the type I like, and the way you speak is also very cute."

Li Kai'an showed his signature smile: "Thank you for your liking, I am very happy."

Chu Yu's gentle black eyes widened slightly, as if a little unbelievable, but he was soon moved by Li Kai'an's very friendly smile, and the corners of his lips curled up, and he said affectionately: "From today onwards, we will Stay together and I will take good care of you."

Although it is also a confession, it seems completely wrong...

Li Kai'an, who had practiced his signature in his heart for more than 20 times, suddenly looked like a ghost, and blurted out: "...What are you talking about?"

This man is sick!

Chu Yu frowned, and confirmed: "I said I like you, and then you said you were very happy, isn't that... a tactful promise to me?"

Li Kai'an raised his hand and shook it in front of Chu Yu's eyes: "Wake up."

"Isn't that what you meant?" Chu Yu slowly blinked his black eyes twice, looking slightly hurt.

Li Kai'an was so painful that he lost all image: "Nonsense!"

Just now, I practiced my signature more than 20 times silently in my heart!

"I thought..." the [-]th-line star said awkwardly with the last sliver of hope, "Hey, I thought you were my fan."

Say yes, if you say yes, I can forgive you for your insane behavior just now and give you an autograph!

However, Chu Yu was pleasantly surprised and said, "You're an actor? No wonder..."

Li Kai'an's glass heart shattered to the ground, and he waved his hand expressionlessly: "Stop talking, goodbye."

Eighteenth-line starlets really don't have any fans!

Because he was hit so hard, he forgot to ask Chu Yu how he knew his name since he didn't know that he was a celebrity... All he wanted was Tudun.

05

"Don't leave in a hurry." Chu Yu followed in a hurry, took out an ancient thread-bound book from the large pocket of overalls, flipped to a certain page, and unfolded it in front of Li Kai'an, "You Didn’t you want to ask for marriage just now, take a look at this marriage book, it’s written in black and white, you can’t ask for it.”

Li Kai'an was stunned for a moment, his eyes fell suspiciously on the yellowed paper, the words on it were written with a brush, they were originally flamboyant and seemed to be ancient characters, Li Kai'an couldn't understand, so he pushed it away irritably, and muttered in a low voice One sentence: "Psychopathy."

Chu Yu was dissatisfied: "It's not mental illness, it's Yuelao."

Li Kai'an: "..."

It is true that the mental illness is gone.

Li Kai'an ran away in order to get rid of Chu Yu, and Chu Yu chased after him with his long legs holding the marriage book. It is a special situation that is rare in a thousand years, so our Marriage Department did not arrange a marriage for you at all."

Although he didn't believe it, Li Kai'an still couldn't help feeling a little bit pained by this setting. He gave Chu Yu a hard look, and his expression was particularly fierce: "Don't curse me, be careful that I will beat you up."

"It's all true. You must have never held a woman's hand since you were a child. Am I right?" Chu Yu asked.

Li Kai'an lied: "I did."

Chu Yu categorically said: "Lie."

Li Kai'an gritted his teeth angrily.

Chu Yu grieved and said: "According to the records in the marriage book, because the soul is immune to the red line, you have been single for eighteen lifetimes, and if nothing happens, even if you reincarnate on the day when human beings become extinct, you will still be single."

Li Kai'an stopped, panting heavily, and looked at Chu Yu.

Although what this person said was bizarre, the more Li Kai'an looked at it, the more he felt that his demeanor was not that of a lunatic.

Chu Yu emphasized his tone: "Eternal single dog."

Li Kai'an: "..."

Crazy or not, it's just a matter of beating yourself up!

"Falling in love with me is your only chance to leave the group in your lifetime." Chu Yu looked sincerely and spoke earnestly, "I advise you to seize this hard-won opportunity."

Li Kai'an shook his head and sneered: "I don't know why you want to make up such a lot of ridiculous lies to lie to me, but first of all, I am a straight man, and second, I don't believe you are Yuelao, so I just so."

After finishing speaking, Li Kai'an gently pushed away Chu Yu who was standing in front of him.

Whose old man would wear a vest and overalls so down-to-earth!It's fine to lie, can't you pretend to be a little bit! ?

"I'm really Yuelao." Chu Yu said, his whole body suddenly disappeared into the air without warning, only the voice came from where he was standing just now, "You see, I can deceive my eyes."

Li Kai'an was so frightened that he almost jumped off the mountain: "Fucking haunted!!!"

"It's not a ghost, it's Yuelao." Chu Yu reappeared without warning, still standing where he stood before disappearing.

Li Kai'an trembled again, his face turned pale, and he stared at Chu Yu in disbelief.

Speaking of which, I met him just now, so there is definitely an entity.

Do ghosts have physical bodies?

"How about it, do you believe that I'm the old man?" Chu Yu looked at Li Kai'an with wet black eyes like a puppy waiting for his master's praise, and almost shook his long tail.

However, Li Kai'an was completely stupefied, with his mouth slightly open, unable to speak.

"Didn't see clearly?" Chu Yu asked, and then disappeared again, "Look, I'm using blindfolded again, mortals absolutely can't do it, right?"

Two seconds later, Chu Yu appeared again: "I have appeared again."

"I'm gone again, I'm gone again, I'm gone again, I'm gone again, I'm gone, I'm gone, I'm gone, I'm..." Chu Yu seemed to be playing high, appearing and disappearing, disappearing, and the scene was like a ghost ...

Li Kai'an gradually recovered from the extreme shock, pinched his thigh to confirm that it was not a dream, and then shouted: "It's okay! Don't change!"

Chu Yu obediently didn't move, his hands were hanging down in front of him meekly and crossed.

Li Kai'an stared at Chu Yu without blinking.

Chu Yu asked, "Is it Yue Lao who you wrote to me this time?"

"..." Li Kai'an hesitated for a moment, his mind was in chaos.

In fact, his acceptance of these things is relatively high. Although it is this age, the small town in his hometown has always been superstitious, and all kinds of rules cannot be broken during the festivals. You can’t offend them. Most people take the “existence of gods” as a matter of course. Although Li Kai’an doesn’t believe in it intellectually, he has been influenced by it since he was a child, and he grew up listening to grandma’s stories about gods and ghosts , not a fearless materialist...

So Li Kai'an found himself accepting the possibility that "the other party might really be a god or something" easily.

Chu Yu: "Then I will continue to change it for you to see."

Li Kai'an hastily raised his hands in surrender: "Okay, I believe it... can you let me go down the mountain now, Mr. Yuelao?"

Chu Yu turned sideways to get out of the mountain road, put his hands in the pockets of his overalls, swayed back and forth, and said depressedly, "Don't you think about being with me? You really don't have a destiny by fate, I didn't lie to you."

Li Kai'an thought he was talking nonsense before, but now that he has been linked with his tragic love history of repeated defeats, he can't help but really believe it.

however……

Li Kai'an rolled his huge eyes at Chu Yu, and walked down the mountain: "That can't be helped, and I don't like men. If I want to break up with men, I might as well die alone."

Chu Yu immediately got excited, and smiled brightly: "You said it earlier, I'm not a man."

Li Kai'an swished around, poked Chu Yu's hard chest twice, and said angrily, "Do you think I'm blind!"

Chu Yu opened those innocent black eyes wide: "I am a male god."

"..." Li Kai'an almost lost his breath and rolled down the mountain road.