Little Gods

26

"What catastrophe?" Chu Yu's body tensed up, and he stared nervously at Shen Xingyun, "You are his patron saint, can't you protect him?"

Shen Xingyun raised a finger and shook it: "No, this is carried in the fate, and the immortal who changed his fate against the sky will be backlashed by his fate."

Chu Yu was silent.

Shen Xingyun took a sip of coffee, and continued: "My mount told me that he used to know a poor god. In order to change the fate of the mortals he was responsible for, this poor god was so badly backlashed that he was so poor that he drank northwest wind every day and even went to the street. The beggars are all richer than him... just changing their fortunes and being backlashed like this, Li Kai'an's catastrophe was a bloody catastrophe, if it gets worse, I don't know what will happen, and the godhead may be damaged."

This is the godhead that Ye Feizhou would rather jump to Zhuxiantai to keep for himself, Shen Xingyun does not intend to let it be damaged at all.

"I didn't want you to be backlashed..." Chu Yu squeezed the handle of the cup tightly, and asked nonsense, "I can't change it, can I?"

"Of course, only the patron saint can do it." Shen Xingyun glanced at him, "Ask knowingly."

Chu Yu lowered his eyes and stared at the coffee in the cup, his face turned pale for a while: "Then we can only wait... What will happen to him?"

Shen Xingyun's tone was much gentler, and he comforted him: "There is an accident, but as long as I'm here, I won't die, and it won't affect my future acting career. After this catastrophe, my whole life will be smooth."

"When was the accident?" Chu Yu asked.

Shen Xingyun didn't answer, but asked instead: "Have you had contact with him?"

"I have come into contact with a lot." Chu Yu said dejectedly, "I live opposite him now, and we run and eat together every day and watch TV dramas at night..."

Shen Xingyun was helpless: "Originally it should be about nine months later, but now I don't know, you are an existence other than the mortal world, you will disrupt his fate, maybe it will be earlier or later, but I know It's useless, the one who should come can't hide anyway."

Chu Yu's mental state was obviously not right that night, and he seemed to be in a trance during the routine watching of TV dramas at Li Kai'an's house.

"Puppy Chu!" Li Kai'an suddenly yelled.

Chu Yu shivered in fright: "What's wrong?"

Li Kai'an was angry and funny: "What are you thinking, I've already called you five times."

"It's nothing..." Chu Yu hurriedly lowered his head, not letting Li Kai'an see his guilty face.

He didn't want to tell Li Kai'an about the catastrophe, because since he couldn't avoid it no matter what, knowing in advance that the catastrophe was approaching would have no effect except to scare Li Kai'an, not to mention the uncertain time, so it would be useless to talk about it.

Li Kai'an squeezed Chu Yu's chin to force him to look up, and those deep and beautiful eyes looked into Chu Yu's eyes suspiciously: "I found that you are always absent-minded and dumbfounded today. What are you thinking?"

Chu Yu retorted in a low voice, "I'm usually dumbfounded, too."

Li Kai'an quickly agreed: "Oh yes, that's true."

Chu Yu: "..."

Li Kai'an: "But today I'm especially staying."

Chu Yu nervously buried his head in twisting the thread.

"What happened to you today?" Li Kai'an asked persistently.

Chu Yu suddenly raised his head, stared at Li Kai'an intently, and suddenly threw out a sentence: "Let me tell you, you will become a superstar in the future."

Li Kai'an raised his eyebrows: "Why did you say this all of a sudden?"

Of course it was to divert the topic!Chu Yu held Li Kai'an's hand affectionately, and continued: "And within ten years, I will become the best actor, and I won't be you when you hit me."

The light from the TV screen fell on Chu Yu's face, and his face flickered as the image changed, except for those eyes, which were as dark as deep pools, with a stubborn and innocent look, which could not be blinked. Blinkingly staring at Li Kai'an.

"...Are you so sure?" Li Kai'an's heart warmed up, and he said in a low voice, putting his face closer to Chu Yu.

"I'm pretty sure." Your Patronus told me!Chu Yu poured chicken soup into Li Kai'an, and vaccinated against the unexpected disaster, "One day, the whole world will see you, so you must have confidence in yourself, even if you encounter accidents and blows temporarily Don't be discouraged, I will always be with you in the most difficult times, remember that after the storm, there is a rainbow..."

"Idiot." Li Kai'an interrupted in a low voice, then turned his head and kissed Chu Yu's lips without any explanation.

The score of [-] to [-] was overtaken to [-] to [-] in an instant!

The soft touch lasted for a few seconds, Li Kai'an stepped back and ended the kiss.

Chu Yu was stunned like a hamster whose melon seeds were suddenly taken away. He held each other's hands and looked at Li Kai'an with his dark eyes in a daze. "are you……"

Li Kai'an quickly said: "Yes."

Chu Yu: "I haven't finished asking."

"It doesn't matter what you ask." Li Kai'an aggressively pressed Chu Yu on the sofa, pushed him up and pressed him down, and loosened his neckline with his slender fingers, "Is it bent? Yes Yes. Are you in love with you? Yes. Want to sleep with you? Yes. What else do you want to ask?"

Chu Yu hurriedly waved his hands: "No, no, that's all..."

Then, Chu Yu looked at Li Kai'an with such a happy face, his eyes were wet with excitement like a milk dog favored by its owner, but he didn't take the next step, but carefully told his feelings: "How do I feel? It seems a little sudden... But, you are happy, I know you have liked me for a long time, it's just that there is a missing opportunity, is it because what I just said moved you so much that you just..."

"Kiss me! Idiot!" Li Kai'an interrupted again, growling violently.

Chu Yu, who was making pink bubbles, was taken aback: "Ah, good."

Li Kai'an was angry and funny, lowered his head and bit Chu Yu's lips gently, and said bitterly: "Where is the usual effort to take advantage, eh? Don't be cowardly at critical moments, okay?"

"Don't be cowardly!" Chu Yu turned over like a police dog who received an order and pressed Li Kai'an underneath, and kissed eagerly and excitedly. The warm, smooth and soft touch was like sparks that ignited from the depths of his body, bringing Sweeping everything with an unstoppable force, the lips and tongues of the two were entangled, and the four hands stuck to each other's body and wandered in confusion, poking into the gaps in the clothes, seeking more touches.

At this moment of confusion, Li Kai'an suddenly pushed Chu Yu away, and said harshly, "I'm going to the convenience store downstairs to buy something."

Chu Yu shook his head, forced himself to calm down, and asked with a blushing face, "What to buy?"

Li Kai'an rolled his eyes, and said in a drawn-out voice, "Buy-soak-noodles-ah."

Chu Yu looked blank: "...Oh."

Although I don't know why I suddenly want to buy instant noodles, but since my wife said that I want to buy instant noodles, I don't need to ask so many questions about buying instant noodles!

Li Kai'an: "..."

Damn this idiot.

Li Kai'an glanced at him speechlessly, grabbed the key and put on his shoes to open the door.

"I'll go buy it." Chu Yu suddenly remembered about the fatal disaster, "What flavor do you want?"

It's one thing to know that you can't hide, but intellectual "knowing" can't make you worry and want to protect each other.

Li Kai was relieved: "Master Kong has a mint flavor, and it says that the quantity does not increase the price."

Chu Yu asked weakly: "It doesn't smell like that, are you kidding me..."

Li Kai'an laughed, turned and went out: "Stay at home, idiot."

"Then I'll accompany you!" Chu Yu stopped asking, and hurriedly changed his shoes to catch up.

Ten minutes later, Li Kai'an walked into the elevator whistling, carrying a bag of colorful condom lubricants, and Chu Yu followed behind with a flushed face.

"...I thought you were really hungry and wanted to buy food." Chu Yu said.

"I bought it." Li Kai'an stretched the bag, revealing two boxed lunches with convenience store labels inside, "You can pad your stomach when you're tired, how thoughtful I am."

Chu Yu's blood vessels were almost burst, and he hurriedly slammed the wall and shouted to vent his excitement: "Ahhhhhhhh!"

Li Kai'an pressed his temples and walked out of the elevator: "Don't bark, it's already so late."

Chu Yu immediately jumped on the spot twice: "I just didn't expect it to progress so quickly! I thought that after the kiss, I would go on a few dates, go shopping and watch movies to let the relationship warm up slowly, and then..."

When the two entered the room, Li Kai'an slammed the door shut, let go of the plastic bag in his hand, and let the plastic bag fall to the ground with a bang. Then he pressed Chu Yu against the door, and without a word, he stretched out his hand and pulled Chu Yu's waistband. Biting Chu Yu's lips while tugging, entangled for a while before asking vaguely: "Did you read too many love textbooks and your brain is broken? Two big men like each other and confessed to each other, and you still want to marry me?" Resist not to go to bed? We men are lower body animals, that's what you said."

"Well... yes..." Chu Yu responded, and began to tear off Li Kai'an's clothes. The half-naked two stumbled and fell on the sofa. After kissing for a while, Chu Yu suddenly asked seriously, "By the way, who are we?" On top? Is it supposed to be me?"

Li Kai'an raised the corner of his lips, poked Chu Yu's chest muscles and said, "No matter how you look at it, I am more aggressive."

"No way!" Chu Yu yelled in disbelief, "When I mentioned you in front of other gods, I always called you 'my wife'! In my mind, you are always below!"

"Heh." Li Kai'an smiled happily, "I often mention me to others."

"Let's not talk about this, I think the muscles are more developed than yours!" Chu Yu frantically showed his muscles, as if he was participating in a bodybuilding competition, "Look at the chest muscles, look at the abdominal muscles, look at the lines Toned arms, you touch..."

Li Kai'an pouted: "But my temperament is more suitable for it."

Chu Yu used his fingers to measure the length of two centimeters again: "And you are 185 and I am 187, and I am two centimeters taller than you! Gong is generally taller than Shou in Danmei novels!"

Li Kai'an refused to accept: "Fiction is fiction, reality is reality."

Chu Yu said again: "And I have watched a lot of pornographic films and pornographic books, and I have a lot of theoretical experience, so it won't hurt you!"

Li Kai'an was silent for a moment, then nodded: "...That's fine, I really haven't seen a man and a man, and I will be in trouble if I accidentally stab you."

Chu Yu blushed: "..."

Why do you speak so obscenely, you little shou!