Little Gods

15

Chu Yu looked at Li Kai'an wolfing down at the table with a kind face. In order to show his multi-functional role besides cooking, he suddenly said: "I also washed your underwear and socks today."

"..." Li Kai'an almost choked to death on the meat in his mouth.

Chu Yu held his head high, as if he was ready to accept praise for wearing the little red flower.

Li Kai'an's face became inexplicably hot, and he said displeasedly: "Who asked you to wash it?"

It's really shameful for personal clothes to be hand-washed by people you don't know very well!

Seeing his expression, Chu Yu suddenly froze. He lowered his head and struggled to explain: "Do you think I can't wash it well? I washed it very clean. It smells so good..."

Li Kai'an stared: "You still smell it!?"

"I smelled it after washing it. I'm afraid it wasn't cleaned. I didn't think about anything else," Chu Yu said hastily, "I lied to you like a puppy."

Li Kai'an said indifferently: "You are a puppy." Chu Xiaonaigou.

"You say yes, woof woof, don't be angry." Chu Yu tugged at Li Kai'an's cuff.

"I'm not angry, I'll just wash it myself in the future." Li Kai'an said helplessly, half-jokingly, "Let the gods wash my underwear for me, I'm afraid that my life will be lost."

Even the emperor doesn't have this kind of treatment, okay?

"Understood, I won't move around in the future." Chu Yu nodded obediently, his newly cut short hair was a little frizzy, making him look a few years younger than before, and with his pure and innocent demeanor, he looked like an overdeveloped high school student , Li Kai'an glanced at him a few times, and suddenly wanted to laugh.

"You were struck by lightning five times, and everything is fine except your hair?" Although he deserved it, Li Kai'an couldn't help caring, after all, "being struck by lightning five times from the sky" still sounds tragic.

"Well, this..." Chu Yu dragged his voice, his eyes rolled around, obviously about to start lying.

Li Kai'an: "..."

Chu Yu blushed and said, "My butt hurts too, should I rub it?"

——The Dafa of Physical Contact of Matchmaker is online.

Li Kai'an pointed at Chu Yu's lower body indifferently: "Why don't you just say it hurts here?"

"It hurts too," Chu Yu said expectantly with an expression on your face that I didn't expect, "You're so smart?"

Li Kai'an's thin lips parted lightly: "Get lost."

The little milk dog Chu who was brutally kicked away by the master fell on his floor sobbing!

Dog life is hard!

After eating and drinking enough, Li Kai'an volunteered to go to the bathroom to clean the lunch box.

Chu Yu couldn't catch him, so he sat cross-legged on the floor rubbing the red thread.

Li Kai'an finished brushing his lunch box and took a shower by himself. He came out to watch the scenes to be filmed tomorrow, and finished reciting his lines. During the whole process, Chu Yu was struggling to rub his balls.

"How long do you want to rub?" Li Kai'an asked.

It turns out that the daily work of the gods is also so hard...

"Soon." Chu Yu wiped the sweat with the back of his hand, and smiled so much that he showed his small white teeth, very much like a simple and honest working people, "Rub two more balls, and today I received an order for ten balls."

Li Kai'an asked curiously, "Order?"

Chu Yu smiled mysteriously: "Yes, many gods like to buy red thread from us Yuelao and Hongniang. If this small group is in the world, I usually charge 1 yuan. Anyway, it is very easy for many gods to get money. What? God of Wealth, God of Fortune, don’t care about such a small amount of money.”

"Why do they buy red thread?" Li Kai'an asked.

"Just for love, 'Yuelao's red thread connects us' or something, it sounds so romantic, just like you men give women diamond rings and roses." Chu Yu said, "Recently, the relationship between gods and gods But it’s popular to give this away, and those little fairies like it.”

"Oh, that's pretty good." Li Kai'an couldn't help being a little envious. He made ten thousand and ten thousand by sitting and rubbing his hands for a while, which is really a big deal.

"That's right, I'm good at making money." Chu Yu was praised by Li Kai'an, and she rubbed her hands more vigorously, sparks almost appeared between her two palms, "I still sell incense and Concentric lock, anyway, there was no one in that place two years ago. A stick of incense is ten yuan, and a concentric lock is 15 yuan. During the summer vacation, you can earn hundreds of dollars a day. Although it is less than selling red thread, it is mosquito legs. Children are also meat."

"You sold all the concentric locks on the bridge at the gate of Yuelao Temple..." Li Kai'an imagined Chu Yu selling concentric locks at a stall, and couldn't help laughing.

"Yes." Chu Yu boasted with a dreamy look on his face, "Why do you think I am so good? I am good-looking, can cook, have a gentle personality, can make money so much, and have a stable job. It's perfect. Yes, he is simply the best male god in the world."

Li Kai'an looked at his self-proclaimed foolishness, the corners of his lips curled up, and he echoed as if possessed: "It's pretty good."

Chu Yu struck while the iron was hot: "Then why are there still people rejecting me? Are you stupid?"

Li Kai'an hesitated, "Because I'm a straight man..."

Chu Yu looked at Li Kai'an sincerely: "I think there was a little hesitation in your tone just now, are you sure you are still straight now?"

Li Kai'an rubbed Chu Yu's hairy head heavily, and growled, "Go rub your red thread! So many words!"

Chu Yu: "Hey, I'm getting angry from embarrassment."

Li Kai'an gave him a sideways glance, got into the bed and covered his head with the quilt.

16

As soon as people are enriched, the time passes quickly, and two months passed quickly in the busy shooting work.

In the past two months, Chu Yu has spent almost half of his time in City S with Li Kai'an, and the other half of the time has to go back to work. After all, the area in charge of management cannot be left alone, and there are a large number of single dogs waiting to be matched!

And Li Kai'an has gradually gotten used to the state of having Chu Yu by his side, and even went shopping with Chu Yu when he had free time. The bargaining eloquence who came out bargained with the vegetable vendors.

"It's 10 yuan and 7 cents and 10 yuan." Li Kai'an said calmly, "Look at your vegetable leaves are wilting and look like they're rotten."

The peddler waved his hand: "I see you are handsome, I wiped it off for you."

Li Kai'an: "Since I'm handsome, I'll give you a piece of coriander."

The peddler reluctantly stuffed him with a coriander: "I just want to tell you that you are handsome!"

Li Kai'an showed a handsome smile: "Thank you."

There is no idol baggage, very down-to-earth!

Chu Yu took the opportunity to ask for a match: "Look at the two of us, one can make money and the other can save money. Isn't it a good match? It must be."

Li Kai'an rolled his eyes, but did not refute.

This day was the day when the drama was finished. All the members of the crew had dinner together to celebrate, and the show ended in the middle of the night. When Li Kai'an returned to the hotel, Chu Yu had already fallen asleep.

In the past two months, Chu Yu's hair has grown a lot, and it has basically returned to the length before being struck by lightning. The hair covers part of the face, and the wall lamp is turned on. The soft warm light and hair are projected on the face. The gray shadow set off his facial features softly.

Li Kai'an was drunk a lot, and sat down on the bed unsteadily, his handsome face flushed with drunkenness.

Chu Yu blinked, woke up, stretched out his hand to hold Li Kai'an's ankle, raised half of his body in a daze, hugged his calf and rubbed his face: "You're back..."

Li Kai'an tried to pull his leg out: "Hey, don't rub my leg, call you Chu Puppy, you really look like a little milk dog..."

Hearing this, Chu Puppy whimpered and bit Li Kai'an's calf lightly.

"You're rabies!" Li Kai'an withdrew his legs and tucked them into the quilt, his old face flushed.

"I'll go back tomorrow." Chu Yu's tone was a bit sad, "Can I still live at your house after I go back?"

"What are you thinking about?" Li Kai'an turned his head away, "It's not like you don't have a home over there, why would you live in my house?"

"I knew it." Chu Yu pouted, with an unhappy expression on his face, "If you don't need me, just throw me aside. The matchmaker is right, you stinky men are the most ruthless."

Li Kai'an was silent for a moment, then suddenly laughed out loud: "Pfft."

Chu Yu was even more aggrieved immediately, and his mouth was so pouted that he could hang a soy sauce bottle.

"Okay, don't be wronged." Li Kai'an wanted to laugh when he saw him pouting. He turned over and got off the bed from the other side, opened his suitcase, took out a large and beautifully wrapped gift box, and put it into Chu Yu's arms. After a while, he said, "For you."

Chu Yu let out a low cry of surprise, and opened the gift box in twos and twos. Inside were more than a dozen men's hand creams lined up.

It is a very expensive French brand, with a full set of scents, and the bottles are all in French.

Chu Yu gasped, screaming with excitement, as excited as a girl who was given a full set of ysl engraved lipstick.

"I see that you rub your hands every day..." Li Kai'an scratched his hair uncomfortably, "I'll give you this set, I guess you won't need it, but I really don't know what you can use it for, if it doesn't work, just use it." Keep it as a souvenir, it’s just a thought.”

"What's your intention?" Chu Yu sparkled, "You finally fell in love with me?"

Li Kai'an rolled his powerless eyes, and said: "...Thank you for taking care of me so much, I haven't bent yet."

However, in the past two months, Li Kai'an sometimes has the idea that "if it is bent, it will be fine, and then I can get out of the group with the little milk dog".

This kind of thought is really terrible, isn't it...

Chu Yu sighed in disappointment: "I've matched two gay couples by your side for nothing, why haven't you been infected at all?"

Li Kai'an silently recalled the days of being blinded by the two gay couples around him every day for the past two months.

The director's couple was okay, they were relatively low-key, and they were limited to eye contact. After all, they were directors, so this kind of thing shouldn't be made too obvious.

However, the pair of makeup artists is really enough...

"Thank you for your connection, I am straighter now." Li Kai'an said seriously.

"Then why did you give me so much lubricating oil?" Chu Yu looked hurt, "The seduction is over, and I won't give it."

"Moisturize your ass!" Li Kai'an roared in disbelief, "This is hand cream! How about hand cream! What are you thinking about every day!"

Chu Yu is innocent: "Then I guessed wrong, these are all foreign characters... I am Yuelao, not Cupid, it's normal if I don't know it."

Li Kai'an angrily covered his head with the quilt.

It's almost sobering up from the wine!