Express delivery is a high-risk occupation
Chapter 57
On a quiet tree-lined road, a red two-person sports car drove towards the southeast, sitting in the rear of the co-pilot struggling to fiddle with the car navigation, "So... do this again?"
"Please choose the correct address." The electronic female voice of the navigator gave a serious look without any warmth.
The old man tugged at the gray beard on his chin in confusion, "No? Is that so?"
"Please enter the correct address."
Yanwei collapsed, "No way, is it like this?"
"The following will start navigating for you, and go straight ahead for one kilometer."
Yanwei: ……………
"Huh..." It's finally done!The old man with half-white beard and hair took a long breath, carefully stuffed the map in his bag into his bag, wiped the sweat from his forehead and collapsed on the passenger seat.
"Can you change your human form, don't use this half-dead look." Li Mandrill frowned in disgust.
"Yes, Your Highness the Crown Prince." The old man nodded without objection.
"Call me master!"
There was a puff of blue smoke from the co-pilot, and after the smoke cleared, a chubby young child appeared, at most three or five years old, with a red bellyband braided upside down, and short legs that were as white as lotus roots barely stretched out of the seat edge.
Li Mang gritted his teeth, and paused every word, "Won't you change into a more normal human form?"
"Then what can I do? I'm not like you. I was originally a fire mouse. When I was learning the illusion technique, I only saw two human beings. One is an old man and the other is a child. There is no choice at all. Otherwise, young master, you will wait." Wait, in the next 100 years, I will be able to change into two appearances, and I promise you will be satisfied with the change." The child stared wide-eyed with innocence on his face.
Li Mandrill: ……………
"Turn right 500 meters ahead."
"Forget it, you'd better change back, it's more uncomfortable to look at this way." Li Man covered his face tiredly, and stepped on the gas pedal to vent his anger.
The red sports car is speeding fast like an arrow leaving the string.
Yanwei grabbed the door handle with a panicked expression, "Master, slow down, slow down."
"No matter how slow you are, it's better to walk," Li Mandrill said coldly, stepping harder.The gale lifted his black hair into a perfectly shaped wave, and the tattoo under his right eye showed a flamboyant corner.
"Turn right 200 meters ahead."
"However, the human who sold the car said, try not to exceed the number of 120. Otherwise, it is easy to cause a car accident." Yanwei pointed to the dashboard in front of the driver's seat with a serious expression.
Li Drill frowned, "Car accident?" What was that?
"I don't know the details, but that human said that people will be killed in a car accident. If someone dies, the guys from the Public Security Bureau will definitely complain to the master. When we came, the master gave strict instructions..." Yanwei earnestly and earnestly explained the stakes.
"Turn right 100 meters ahead."
"Shut up!" Li Mang said impatiently, turned the steering wheel sharply, and the red sports car turned neatly into the side road on the left.
"Master, what she just said seems to be turning right."
Li Mandrill had no expression on his face, "She was wrong."
Yanwei turned her head back silently, leaning on the back of her chair and looking at the intersection that was gradually moving away, "But..."
Do you dare to try again?
Li Yao turned his head and stared at the co-pilot, and he could feel his eyes ready to silence through the sunglasses.
Yanwei closed his mouth wisely, and shrank towards the door, you are the boss, you can go wherever you like!Anyway, I heard human beings say that the earth is round, so it’s a big deal to turn around.
A red two-person sports car was running on the tree-lined road. A hundred meters ahead, a figure suddenly broke through the wall in mid-air and landed firmly in the middle of the road, blocking the way of the sports car.
"Break the sky?" Li Mang snorted coldly, and stepped on the gas pedal to the bottom.The red sports car rushed straight towards the people in the middle of the road.
Yanwei was shocked, "Master, no!"
Feng Yuan stood in the middle of the road without changing his face, calmly looking at Li Mandrill in the driver's seat, without any intention of backing down.
The tires of the sports car made a sharp sound on the rough asphalt road, barely stopping a step away from Feng Yuan.
Li Mandrill raised his chin and looked at Feng Yuan, "Why, do you want to die?"
Feng Yuan nodded slightly, and bent his wrist to give him a hand-holding salute common to the three worlds, "I didn't know that you were the prince of the Demon Realm just now, and the etiquette is not good enough, please forgive me, Your Highness the Prince."
Yanwei looked at Li Mandrill in panic, their identities were exposed?Where did the show show off?
Li Drill's face moved slightly, "Who are you?"
"Your Majesty, Feng Yuan, is the director of the Shanghai Branch of the Human World Public Security Bureau." Feng Yuan slightly raised the corners of his lips, "In other words, your Excellency happens to be on the territory under my jurisdiction."
"So?" Li Yao leaned on the back of the chair arrogantly, the scorching sun in the summer afternoon slanted across his cheeks, falling on the sharp jawline, overflowing with murderous aura.
"Since we're here, Feng should also be a landlord. If His Royal Highness needs anything, please feel free to contact me." Feng Yuan politely took out a business card. Seeing that his prince was not moving at all, Yanwei hurriedly thanked him and got out of the car. Take it in your hand.
"In addition, there are many stupid and presumptuous people in human beings. Please, His Royal Highness, for the sake of their weakness and fragility, don't be as knowledgeable as they are while walking in the world."
"Why should I agree to you?" Li Yao took off his sunglasses, revealing a pair of fiery red eyes, unabashedly releasing his demonic energy.The flame-shaped tattoo under his right eye slowly turned from black to red, and the devilish energy around him surged out like a huge wave, and all the birds on the tree screamed in alarm, flapping their wings and fleeing in a hurry.
"This is the human world after all." Feng Yuan was as calm as ever.
"Okay, why don't we fight, if you win, I will obey you, I will never touch the human beings in your jurisdiction, if I win, don't show up in front of me in the future."
"If Your Highness insists on this, I will have no choice but to accompany you." Feng Yuan calmly laid down the enchantment with his fingers.
Xu Mu drove Tang Dao and Zhao Yan home first in Shi Kai's car, and then took the subway to the delivery point. When he entered the door, he caught up with someone going out and almost bumped into him.
The man's complexion was dark, his age was about the same as Xu Mu's, and his height was about the same, but his width was twice as wide as that of Xu Mu's.
"Hey, Xiao Xu, you are here, just in time, let me introduce you." The proprietress rushed over, grabbed the fat man and introduced to him, "This is my nephew Qian Liang, who has just returned from a trip to Singapore and is a little tanned." "The proprietress lovingly raised her hand to wipe the sweat from the fat man's cheeks.
It's okay, I've seen a few shades darker than him.The courier brother took the initiative to extend his hand, "Hi, my name is Xu Mu."
"I wanted to tell you before, but I kept forgetting, and he was not at home. He is also a freshman of N University this year, and you two are still majoring in the same major. I told his mother, you have a good temper It’s good that you can share a dormitory, and you can take care of each other when school starts.” The proprietress continued.
classmate?
Xu Mu opened his eyes wide and looked at the fat man in front of him, is he a professional?
The fat man held Xu Mu's hand and said warmly, "My second aunt said you would arrive around two o'clock. I waited for a long time just now, and thought you would not come today."
"There was a delay on the way." Xu Mu scratched his hair embarrassingly.
"I asked my friend to go to the water world at three o'clock, let's go together." The fat man hugged Xu Mu's shoulder familiarly.
"No, I still have to send a courier..." Xu Mu said in embarrassment.Qian Liang is his prospective classmate, and he would be happy to get in touch with him at another time, but today is too unfortunate.
"Liangliang, don't mess around, Xiao Xu still has to deliver couriers to make money, unlike you, he knows how to spend money!" The proprietress raised her hand, and "slapped" Qian Liang high and lightly.
"Okay, let's make an appointment another day." Qian Liang yelled to avoid the proprietress's palm, and it was obvious that he had a good relationship with her, "By the way, take out your mobile phone, I will leave you a number." Xu Mu hooked his hands.
Xu Mu had no choice but to take out his mobile phone, unlock it and hand it over.
Qian Liang took over the mobile phone that should have been eliminated long ago for him, entered his number, and said bluntly, "You have been admitted to N University, and your parents didn't give you a new mobile phone. ?”
Xu Mu smiled, "As long as it works."
"Come on, you! Don't make trouble here." The proprietress slapped Qian Liang again.
"I'll go, I'll go, you don't want me when I come back." Qian Liang tried his best to put on a sad look, waved to Xu Mu, and slipped away with oil on his feet.
"Xiao Xu, don't mind if he doesn't know about your family's affairs." The proprietress embarrassedly apologized for her nephew.
"It's okay, I'll go to work first." Xu Mu shook his head, expressing that he didn't mind.
There are not many couriers on this day, only in their early nineties.
Xu Mu was half happy and half sad.The happy thing is that I can get off work earlier today, but the sad thing is that I made more than ten or twenty yuan less than usual.
It has become the habit of the courier brother to pay attention to the things in Qingping Lane when tallying the goods. In today's package, there are three addresses belonging to Qingping Lane.
In addition to the familiar faces of the porcelain store Langbaiting and the jade store Hanhaitang, there is also a new customer, No. 95, Jinlou.
There is also a gold shop in Qingping Lane?Xu Mu felt like he had no impression.Jinlou's courier box is as big as two shoe boxes, but it's not heavy, and the contents are written as chocolates.
Xu Mu let out a long breath, so much chocolate, when will he have to eat it.
Hurrying quickly, he arrived at Hanhai Hall at [-]:[-].
I don't know if he is in a good mood, but when he heard the movement at the door, the nerd who was addicted to playing online games diverted his attention from the game for the first time, and stood up neatly, "Why is it so late today?"
"Sorry, I've been delayed." Xu Mu put the things on the counter.
"I thought you resigned." The otaku muttered while signing the form.
"What?" Xu Mu didn't hear clearly.
"Let's go, don't delay me playing games." The otaku waved his hand impatiently, and sat back to the computer.
Xu Mu walked out with the receipt in doubt, and only remembered when he got to the car that the otaku signed without checking the acceptance today!
In the porcelain shop, the fat boss is sincerely recommending a red teacup to customers, "Copper red glaze has very strict requirements on the temperature and environment of the kiln. If it is almost the same, the glaze color will be completely different. Look at this cowpea red glaze." It is one of the representatives. From top to bottom, according to the glaze color, it can be divided into beauty, drunken peach blossom slices, pig liver, horse lung, suckling mouse skin, etc. The price difference between the highest and lowest grades is [-] times. Porcelain, that is the art of fire. Let me tell you, such a large inkpad box of Mei Ren Drunken Peach Blossom can sell for seven figures."
The fat boss gestured with his thumb to indicate the size of the ink pad box, and he talked eloquently about porcelain, which was a little more scholarly.
A little color difference is twenty times worse?
The courier brother standing at the door was very surprised.
Xu Mu, who wanted to learn more about porcelain, didn't interrupt them, and listened for half an hour. When he arrived at No. 95, it was almost 07:30. Although the lights were on in the Golden Building, the door was closed. There were faint sounds of tables and chairs inside, and there should be someone still there.
Oops, it's probably closing time to clean up the store.
Xu Mu stood still outside the door, and just as he raised his hand to knock, half of the wooden door collapsed.
Xu Mu nimbly hugged the parcel box to avoid the "door panel attack", and turned his head again, a giant yellow-haired beast appeared at the door, with a ferocious expression opening its mouth wide open to him.
Lying down!
Xu Mu was frightened out of his wits by the sharp and interlaced canine teeth that were so close at hand.
"Please choose the correct address." The electronic female voice of the navigator gave a serious look without any warmth.
The old man tugged at the gray beard on his chin in confusion, "No? Is that so?"
"Please enter the correct address."
Yanwei collapsed, "No way, is it like this?"
"The following will start navigating for you, and go straight ahead for one kilometer."
Yanwei: ……………
"Huh..." It's finally done!The old man with half-white beard and hair took a long breath, carefully stuffed the map in his bag into his bag, wiped the sweat from his forehead and collapsed on the passenger seat.
"Can you change your human form, don't use this half-dead look." Li Mandrill frowned in disgust.
"Yes, Your Highness the Crown Prince." The old man nodded without objection.
"Call me master!"
There was a puff of blue smoke from the co-pilot, and after the smoke cleared, a chubby young child appeared, at most three or five years old, with a red bellyband braided upside down, and short legs that were as white as lotus roots barely stretched out of the seat edge.
Li Mang gritted his teeth, and paused every word, "Won't you change into a more normal human form?"
"Then what can I do? I'm not like you. I was originally a fire mouse. When I was learning the illusion technique, I only saw two human beings. One is an old man and the other is a child. There is no choice at all. Otherwise, young master, you will wait." Wait, in the next 100 years, I will be able to change into two appearances, and I promise you will be satisfied with the change." The child stared wide-eyed with innocence on his face.
Li Mandrill: ……………
"Turn right 500 meters ahead."
"Forget it, you'd better change back, it's more uncomfortable to look at this way." Li Man covered his face tiredly, and stepped on the gas pedal to vent his anger.
The red sports car is speeding fast like an arrow leaving the string.
Yanwei grabbed the door handle with a panicked expression, "Master, slow down, slow down."
"No matter how slow you are, it's better to walk," Li Mandrill said coldly, stepping harder.The gale lifted his black hair into a perfectly shaped wave, and the tattoo under his right eye showed a flamboyant corner.
"Turn right 200 meters ahead."
"However, the human who sold the car said, try not to exceed the number of 120. Otherwise, it is easy to cause a car accident." Yanwei pointed to the dashboard in front of the driver's seat with a serious expression.
Li Drill frowned, "Car accident?" What was that?
"I don't know the details, but that human said that people will be killed in a car accident. If someone dies, the guys from the Public Security Bureau will definitely complain to the master. When we came, the master gave strict instructions..." Yanwei earnestly and earnestly explained the stakes.
"Turn right 100 meters ahead."
"Shut up!" Li Mang said impatiently, turned the steering wheel sharply, and the red sports car turned neatly into the side road on the left.
"Master, what she just said seems to be turning right."
Li Mandrill had no expression on his face, "She was wrong."
Yanwei turned her head back silently, leaning on the back of her chair and looking at the intersection that was gradually moving away, "But..."
Do you dare to try again?
Li Yao turned his head and stared at the co-pilot, and he could feel his eyes ready to silence through the sunglasses.
Yanwei closed his mouth wisely, and shrank towards the door, you are the boss, you can go wherever you like!Anyway, I heard human beings say that the earth is round, so it’s a big deal to turn around.
A red two-person sports car was running on the tree-lined road. A hundred meters ahead, a figure suddenly broke through the wall in mid-air and landed firmly in the middle of the road, blocking the way of the sports car.
"Break the sky?" Li Mang snorted coldly, and stepped on the gas pedal to the bottom.The red sports car rushed straight towards the people in the middle of the road.
Yanwei was shocked, "Master, no!"
Feng Yuan stood in the middle of the road without changing his face, calmly looking at Li Mandrill in the driver's seat, without any intention of backing down.
The tires of the sports car made a sharp sound on the rough asphalt road, barely stopping a step away from Feng Yuan.
Li Mandrill raised his chin and looked at Feng Yuan, "Why, do you want to die?"
Feng Yuan nodded slightly, and bent his wrist to give him a hand-holding salute common to the three worlds, "I didn't know that you were the prince of the Demon Realm just now, and the etiquette is not good enough, please forgive me, Your Highness the Prince."
Yanwei looked at Li Mandrill in panic, their identities were exposed?Where did the show show off?
Li Drill's face moved slightly, "Who are you?"
"Your Majesty, Feng Yuan, is the director of the Shanghai Branch of the Human World Public Security Bureau." Feng Yuan slightly raised the corners of his lips, "In other words, your Excellency happens to be on the territory under my jurisdiction."
"So?" Li Yao leaned on the back of the chair arrogantly, the scorching sun in the summer afternoon slanted across his cheeks, falling on the sharp jawline, overflowing with murderous aura.
"Since we're here, Feng should also be a landlord. If His Royal Highness needs anything, please feel free to contact me." Feng Yuan politely took out a business card. Seeing that his prince was not moving at all, Yanwei hurriedly thanked him and got out of the car. Take it in your hand.
"In addition, there are many stupid and presumptuous people in human beings. Please, His Royal Highness, for the sake of their weakness and fragility, don't be as knowledgeable as they are while walking in the world."
"Why should I agree to you?" Li Yao took off his sunglasses, revealing a pair of fiery red eyes, unabashedly releasing his demonic energy.The flame-shaped tattoo under his right eye slowly turned from black to red, and the devilish energy around him surged out like a huge wave, and all the birds on the tree screamed in alarm, flapping their wings and fleeing in a hurry.
"This is the human world after all." Feng Yuan was as calm as ever.
"Okay, why don't we fight, if you win, I will obey you, I will never touch the human beings in your jurisdiction, if I win, don't show up in front of me in the future."
"If Your Highness insists on this, I will have no choice but to accompany you." Feng Yuan calmly laid down the enchantment with his fingers.
Xu Mu drove Tang Dao and Zhao Yan home first in Shi Kai's car, and then took the subway to the delivery point. When he entered the door, he caught up with someone going out and almost bumped into him.
The man's complexion was dark, his age was about the same as Xu Mu's, and his height was about the same, but his width was twice as wide as that of Xu Mu's.
"Hey, Xiao Xu, you are here, just in time, let me introduce you." The proprietress rushed over, grabbed the fat man and introduced to him, "This is my nephew Qian Liang, who has just returned from a trip to Singapore and is a little tanned." "The proprietress lovingly raised her hand to wipe the sweat from the fat man's cheeks.
It's okay, I've seen a few shades darker than him.The courier brother took the initiative to extend his hand, "Hi, my name is Xu Mu."
"I wanted to tell you before, but I kept forgetting, and he was not at home. He is also a freshman of N University this year, and you two are still majoring in the same major. I told his mother, you have a good temper It’s good that you can share a dormitory, and you can take care of each other when school starts.” The proprietress continued.
classmate?
Xu Mu opened his eyes wide and looked at the fat man in front of him, is he a professional?
The fat man held Xu Mu's hand and said warmly, "My second aunt said you would arrive around two o'clock. I waited for a long time just now, and thought you would not come today."
"There was a delay on the way." Xu Mu scratched his hair embarrassingly.
"I asked my friend to go to the water world at three o'clock, let's go together." The fat man hugged Xu Mu's shoulder familiarly.
"No, I still have to send a courier..." Xu Mu said in embarrassment.Qian Liang is his prospective classmate, and he would be happy to get in touch with him at another time, but today is too unfortunate.
"Liangliang, don't mess around, Xiao Xu still has to deliver couriers to make money, unlike you, he knows how to spend money!" The proprietress raised her hand, and "slapped" Qian Liang high and lightly.
"Okay, let's make an appointment another day." Qian Liang yelled to avoid the proprietress's palm, and it was obvious that he had a good relationship with her, "By the way, take out your mobile phone, I will leave you a number." Xu Mu hooked his hands.
Xu Mu had no choice but to take out his mobile phone, unlock it and hand it over.
Qian Liang took over the mobile phone that should have been eliminated long ago for him, entered his number, and said bluntly, "You have been admitted to N University, and your parents didn't give you a new mobile phone. ?”
Xu Mu smiled, "As long as it works."
"Come on, you! Don't make trouble here." The proprietress slapped Qian Liang again.
"I'll go, I'll go, you don't want me when I come back." Qian Liang tried his best to put on a sad look, waved to Xu Mu, and slipped away with oil on his feet.
"Xiao Xu, don't mind if he doesn't know about your family's affairs." The proprietress embarrassedly apologized for her nephew.
"It's okay, I'll go to work first." Xu Mu shook his head, expressing that he didn't mind.
There are not many couriers on this day, only in their early nineties.
Xu Mu was half happy and half sad.The happy thing is that I can get off work earlier today, but the sad thing is that I made more than ten or twenty yuan less than usual.
It has become the habit of the courier brother to pay attention to the things in Qingping Lane when tallying the goods. In today's package, there are three addresses belonging to Qingping Lane.
In addition to the familiar faces of the porcelain store Langbaiting and the jade store Hanhaitang, there is also a new customer, No. 95, Jinlou.
There is also a gold shop in Qingping Lane?Xu Mu felt like he had no impression.Jinlou's courier box is as big as two shoe boxes, but it's not heavy, and the contents are written as chocolates.
Xu Mu let out a long breath, so much chocolate, when will he have to eat it.
Hurrying quickly, he arrived at Hanhai Hall at [-]:[-].
I don't know if he is in a good mood, but when he heard the movement at the door, the nerd who was addicted to playing online games diverted his attention from the game for the first time, and stood up neatly, "Why is it so late today?"
"Sorry, I've been delayed." Xu Mu put the things on the counter.
"I thought you resigned." The otaku muttered while signing the form.
"What?" Xu Mu didn't hear clearly.
"Let's go, don't delay me playing games." The otaku waved his hand impatiently, and sat back to the computer.
Xu Mu walked out with the receipt in doubt, and only remembered when he got to the car that the otaku signed without checking the acceptance today!
In the porcelain shop, the fat boss is sincerely recommending a red teacup to customers, "Copper red glaze has very strict requirements on the temperature and environment of the kiln. If it is almost the same, the glaze color will be completely different. Look at this cowpea red glaze." It is one of the representatives. From top to bottom, according to the glaze color, it can be divided into beauty, drunken peach blossom slices, pig liver, horse lung, suckling mouse skin, etc. The price difference between the highest and lowest grades is [-] times. Porcelain, that is the art of fire. Let me tell you, such a large inkpad box of Mei Ren Drunken Peach Blossom can sell for seven figures."
The fat boss gestured with his thumb to indicate the size of the ink pad box, and he talked eloquently about porcelain, which was a little more scholarly.
A little color difference is twenty times worse?
The courier brother standing at the door was very surprised.
Xu Mu, who wanted to learn more about porcelain, didn't interrupt them, and listened for half an hour. When he arrived at No. 95, it was almost 07:30. Although the lights were on in the Golden Building, the door was closed. There were faint sounds of tables and chairs inside, and there should be someone still there.
Oops, it's probably closing time to clean up the store.
Xu Mu stood still outside the door, and just as he raised his hand to knock, half of the wooden door collapsed.
Xu Mu nimbly hugged the parcel box to avoid the "door panel attack", and turned his head again, a giant yellow-haired beast appeared at the door, with a ferocious expression opening its mouth wide open to him.
Lying down!
Xu Mu was frightened out of his wits by the sharp and interlaced canine teeth that were so close at hand.
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