Master loves to eat soft rice
Chapter 40
"Why does Master think of me?"
"Is Master still satisfied?"
"Master is also like a disciple?"
After three questions in a row, Xiao Ren felt guilty, but Xu Jie's excited eyes became deeper and deeper.
Xu Jie's tone seemed to be floating in the air, but also seemed to be full of depression, "Master will think of me, I am so happy, the more I think about it, the happier I am, you don't even know how I feel when I fall into a dream..."
He said, "Master, let me bite you again, okay?"
Xiao Ren was startled, he had never seen Xu Jie so out of control, he was like an addicted teenager going crazy.His wrist hurt from being pinched, Xiao Ren slightly dodged back, but was suppressed even harder by Xu Jie's entangled hands and feet.
Those eyes are like beasts.
But his voice was soft and terrifying: "Master, don't be afraid..."
Xiao Ren: ...
It's absolutely terrifying just by thinking about it!
And because of desire and dissatisfaction, what about your character?
The tough can't be soft, the man can advance or retreat, Xiao Ren pretended to be miserable and looked at Xu Jie, he looked like he was about to cry, Xu Jie took a breath, and suddenly slapped him hard.
Xiao Ren: Shocked from ear to ear.
Xu Jie: ... also shocked.
"You, you, you..." Without being able to say a second word, Xiao Ren raised his foot and kicked. Now Xu Jie hid quickly, and his face was full of annoyance when he recovered, "Master, listen to me, I I don't want to..." He gritted his teeth suddenly, his face turned pale, but he remained stubborn and did not speak.
Xiao Ren was annoyed: What's wrong again, don't guess what the Great Demon King is thinking!
When he didn't speak, Xu Jie's eyes began to flicker uneasy. It had been too long since he had been explained in a panic in front of others, and he didn't want to give in in front of Xiao Ren. , I'm so happy, you showed that expression again..."
Xiao Ren: (#‵′) Convex
"If you say one more word, believe it or not, I'll chop you up?" You blushed, your ears were red, and your head was smoking.
Both of them sat awkwardly for a while, Xiao Ren said in a bad mood: "I came to tell you my truth..."
"Xiao Shuihan."
Xiao Ren was taken aback: "You know? How did you know?"
Xu Jie frowned, "You don't want to see me, how can you let me see you going into that body?"
Xiao Ren: It makes sense.
Playing mysteries turned into a ponytail, Xiao Ren felt deeply worried about his IQ.
However, Xu Jie's IQ in love is also zero_(:3ゝ∠)_
Not to mention~ Xu Jie, whose IQ has dropped to zero, really has the same cute feeling as he did seven years ago.
"Besides," Xu Jie's black eyes lighted up slightly, like a treasure, "that body has such a long beard, it should be used to grooming, but the master is not at all. There are also some small habits of the master, such as when he hesitates, he will take care of it first. When you say that, you will occasionally let out a gasp to express your surprise, and you will never look like a cultivator when you eat." He looked at Xiao Ren, and his voice became low: "A person's appearance can change, and people can't find the slightest trace of it. , but the real you will not change."
Xiao Ren blushed inexplicably.
However, when he thought that Xu Jie would talk a lot when he did something wrong, he deeply despised him again.
He is not so flattering (#‵′) convex
"Then why didn't you say it?"
Xu Jie's face froze: "Master, why didn't you say it until today? I also have no chance." What Xu Jie didn't say was that he was afraid that Xiao Ren's tail would run away after being exposed, so he could only wait impatiently for Xiao Ren. Ren confessed, "I know that Master is willing to show up, so he must have a plan."
"Ren Feixia left to find a way to break the blood curse?" Seeing Xu Jie nodding, Xiao Ren explained his plan again, Xu Jie suddenly pursed his lips, and said after a long time: "I want to advance, I only need a little. "
Just a little?Xiao Ren's eyes lit up: "Which point?"
"If you get rid of the demons, you will advance naturally. Master only needs to answer one question for me." Xu Jie gritted his teeth and asked the question between them: "What happened back then?"
Seeing that Xiao Ren didn't speak, Xu Jie still made the biggest concession: "At that time, the master didn't defend himself, and I lost control when I saw Feng Yilang again, but I know that the master is definitely not that kind of person, as long as the master tells me that what happened back then was not yours. That’s why I believe it.”
Just say it and believe it?
Xiao Ren frowned, he didn't know whether to say it or not.And even if Xu Jie said it, would he believe it?Nowadays, the easiest way is to tell a lie and come here by yourself, but if one lie goes out, countless lies are needed to fulfill it.
Xu Jie would ask him, who are you, where do you live, and do you have relatives.The snowball of lies will get bigger and bigger, and finally an avalanche.But can he tell Xu Jie that your world is a book?
Xiao Ren hesitated for too long, Xu Jie's face turned pale and pale, and after a final hesitation, he turned around and was about to leave.
Xiao Ren quickly pulled him back: "You must participate in the spirit test meeting."
Xu Jie didn't look back.
Xiao Ren became uneasy, his apprentice chased him so much, and he even asked him to go to the son-in-law selection meeting, which was really unreasonable.Xu Jie said in a cold voice, "I was planning to participate."
Huh?
"..." Xiao Ren was stunned.
The next day, the Ruthless Sect's son-in-law selection meeting came as scheduled.
The four of them gathered together, the little girl had no expression on her face, Cheng Shuang was faintly proud, Xiao Ren... Anyway, I don't know what expression to show.And Xu Jie kept a cold face as usual.
Xiao Ren didn't know if he had a guilty conscience, he always felt that his disciple's anger was still there.
sigh.
When they entered the arena, they were stopped by a person with an expressionless face: "Men left and women right, take their seats."
Xiao Ren gave the little maid a look, and then entered the left half with Cheng Shuang and Xu Jie.Cheng Shuang sat between them, and Xu Jie sat on Cheng Shuang's right.
The stands are not the same circle as the playground, but are divided into left and right seats, then east and west rows, and there is a row of respected people behind the middle, forming a unity.And the spirit test platform is just like that entrance, Xiao Ren has a wide field of vision, and there is a cliff behind him.
And the glaring sun, the bare mountains.
Putting the son-in-law selection meeting in such a place, the Wuqing Sect really has no mood!
After Xiao Ren finished complaining, someone sat down on the left.He looked subconsciously, and saw that the man was dressed as a rich man, his long hair was erected with white jade hairpins, and when he sat down, the white jade hanging from his waist was hanging on his legs. His appearance should be chic and handsome, but his eyes had deep eyes. melancholy.
Looks like... ill?
"Who are you?" the young man looked at him and asked.
Finally, someone struck up a conversation, Xiao Ren replied: "I am cultivating Xiao Shuihan."
The young man's eyes became full of pity: "Hey, stupid human beings, they don't even know who they are."
Xiao Ren: ... He didn't answer just now?
The young man said again: "The Ruthless Sect establishes the way by cutting off love and love, do you know why it holds such a spirit test meeting?"
Xiao Ren thought in his heart that of course it was the system's fault.
Seeing that he didn't answer or ask questions, the young man glared melancholy: "A dignified monk, why don't you just ask if you don't know what you don't understand?"
Xiao Ren: ... what the hell?
He said in a good temper: "Then why?"
"Except for the suzerain's daughter, the Ruthless Sect has no new disciples for 300 years. It's not that they don't want to accept them, but they can't accept them." The young man seemed to be very familiar with the way: "The reason is that they are too ruthless. Think about it, Brother Xiao. , a sect has no brotherly love, master-student relationship, and if the monthly rules are not issued, people will die if they take action, how should disciples cultivate?"
Xiao Ren behaved himself, and quickly replied: "I can't practice."
The young man looked at him approvingly: "That's why the previous sect master had no choice but to stipulate that the sect master must marry and have children, and the children born must join the Wuqing sect."
Isn't this fucking breeding?Xiao Ren knelt down and obeyed, their gods and spirits really had amazing brains!
And now Xu Jie is going to breed.
Xiao Ren is not happy.
After the young man explained this, he pondered deeply for a while, and then suddenly said: "Does Cultivator Xiao know..."
"Wait!" Xiao Ren quickly interrupted him: "I take the liberty to ask, which sect does your brother come from?"
The young man was surprised, "Ah Wendao Zong, what's wrong?"
Xiao Ren: "It's nothing, I understand." No wonder there are so many questions, it turned out to be Wendaozong!
For this sect, Xiao Ren's understanding is the ultimate version of Western philosophical skeptics. They doubt everything and ask everything. The biggest problem in life is who I am.
Xiao Ren has a feeling that he is not in a beautiful mood.
Sure enough, the young man started to ask questions again. For an entire hour, Xiao Ren experienced the blue cat's naughty three thousand questions, and felt that he had doubts about his life. God, who is he?
Fortunately, the protagonist finally appeared.
Bai Xinchou descended from the sky, her posture was like a misty fairy, when she landed on the ground, countless gasping voices sounded around Xiao Ren.
What an iceberg beauty!The white gauze dress is so clean that it does not attract a trace of dust, and her beautiful eyebrows are slightly frowned, revealing an expression of indifference and refusal, but this does not hinder her magnificent appearance at all, but adds mystery and unattainability to her.
But Xiao Ren didn't look at the face, as a straight man, he didn't even look at the beauty's face and figure!
He was looking at Little Green Fire.
Unexpectedly, Bai Xinchou was also destined to be compatible with him.
Xiao Ren settles accounts, Cheng Shuang can use his body, but also covets Ning Huan's body, which shows that she and him are destined to be compatible, and now there is another Bai Xinchou, so a total of three people are compatible with him.But why are all the people who match his destiny so far are women?
After being nurtured by Wendaozong just now, Xiao Ren couldn't help thinking, is it fate that he is destined to suffer?
……
Xiao Ren burst into tears.
At the beginning of the martial arts competition, Bai Xinchou was worthy of being the wife that the system prepared for Xu Jie. She was very skilled, and she was already in the Nascent Soul Stage, even higher than Xu Jie.Although it's not that there are no one who is stronger than her, but everyone is human, why don't they want to make an appearance at the finale?
Bai Xinchou handsomely kicked away all non-Xu Jie.
Xiao Ren watched with interest, and suddenly felt a gaze looking at him, Xiao Ren turned his head, and that gaze disappeared.On the contrary, Cheng Shuang suddenly smiled: "Bai Xinchou is indeed a great beauty. I am so fascinated by Brother Xiao, do you want to try?"
Xiao Ren suddenly felt that gaze was like an ax!
He glanced at Xu Jie carefully, and was about to explain, when the corner of the latter's lips curled up coldly: "I'm afraid Xiuxiu Xiao couldn't think of it."
After finishing speaking, Xu Jie flew off the field.Xiao Ren panicked, his buttocks left the bench, and sat down again in embarrassment.
Looking at the pair of Bi people standing opposite each other, he felt a little mixed.
Cheng Shuang beside him suddenly laughed fiercely, and said in a short tone, "Bai Xinchou has this body, I like it."
Xiao Ren: Hehe, why do you always want to be Xu Jie's wife?
"Is Master still satisfied?"
"Master is also like a disciple?"
After three questions in a row, Xiao Ren felt guilty, but Xu Jie's excited eyes became deeper and deeper.
Xu Jie's tone seemed to be floating in the air, but also seemed to be full of depression, "Master will think of me, I am so happy, the more I think about it, the happier I am, you don't even know how I feel when I fall into a dream..."
He said, "Master, let me bite you again, okay?"
Xiao Ren was startled, he had never seen Xu Jie so out of control, he was like an addicted teenager going crazy.His wrist hurt from being pinched, Xiao Ren slightly dodged back, but was suppressed even harder by Xu Jie's entangled hands and feet.
Those eyes are like beasts.
But his voice was soft and terrifying: "Master, don't be afraid..."
Xiao Ren: ...
It's absolutely terrifying just by thinking about it!
And because of desire and dissatisfaction, what about your character?
The tough can't be soft, the man can advance or retreat, Xiao Ren pretended to be miserable and looked at Xu Jie, he looked like he was about to cry, Xu Jie took a breath, and suddenly slapped him hard.
Xiao Ren: Shocked from ear to ear.
Xu Jie: ... also shocked.
"You, you, you..." Without being able to say a second word, Xiao Ren raised his foot and kicked. Now Xu Jie hid quickly, and his face was full of annoyance when he recovered, "Master, listen to me, I I don't want to..." He gritted his teeth suddenly, his face turned pale, but he remained stubborn and did not speak.
Xiao Ren was annoyed: What's wrong again, don't guess what the Great Demon King is thinking!
When he didn't speak, Xu Jie's eyes began to flicker uneasy. It had been too long since he had been explained in a panic in front of others, and he didn't want to give in in front of Xiao Ren. , I'm so happy, you showed that expression again..."
Xiao Ren: (#‵′) Convex
"If you say one more word, believe it or not, I'll chop you up?" You blushed, your ears were red, and your head was smoking.
Both of them sat awkwardly for a while, Xiao Ren said in a bad mood: "I came to tell you my truth..."
"Xiao Shuihan."
Xiao Ren was taken aback: "You know? How did you know?"
Xu Jie frowned, "You don't want to see me, how can you let me see you going into that body?"
Xiao Ren: It makes sense.
Playing mysteries turned into a ponytail, Xiao Ren felt deeply worried about his IQ.
However, Xu Jie's IQ in love is also zero_(:3ゝ∠)_
Not to mention~ Xu Jie, whose IQ has dropped to zero, really has the same cute feeling as he did seven years ago.
"Besides," Xu Jie's black eyes lighted up slightly, like a treasure, "that body has such a long beard, it should be used to grooming, but the master is not at all. There are also some small habits of the master, such as when he hesitates, he will take care of it first. When you say that, you will occasionally let out a gasp to express your surprise, and you will never look like a cultivator when you eat." He looked at Xiao Ren, and his voice became low: "A person's appearance can change, and people can't find the slightest trace of it. , but the real you will not change."
Xiao Ren blushed inexplicably.
However, when he thought that Xu Jie would talk a lot when he did something wrong, he deeply despised him again.
He is not so flattering (#‵′) convex
"Then why didn't you say it?"
Xu Jie's face froze: "Master, why didn't you say it until today? I also have no chance." What Xu Jie didn't say was that he was afraid that Xiao Ren's tail would run away after being exposed, so he could only wait impatiently for Xiao Ren. Ren confessed, "I know that Master is willing to show up, so he must have a plan."
"Ren Feixia left to find a way to break the blood curse?" Seeing Xu Jie nodding, Xiao Ren explained his plan again, Xu Jie suddenly pursed his lips, and said after a long time: "I want to advance, I only need a little. "
Just a little?Xiao Ren's eyes lit up: "Which point?"
"If you get rid of the demons, you will advance naturally. Master only needs to answer one question for me." Xu Jie gritted his teeth and asked the question between them: "What happened back then?"
Seeing that Xiao Ren didn't speak, Xu Jie still made the biggest concession: "At that time, the master didn't defend himself, and I lost control when I saw Feng Yilang again, but I know that the master is definitely not that kind of person, as long as the master tells me that what happened back then was not yours. That’s why I believe it.”
Just say it and believe it?
Xiao Ren frowned, he didn't know whether to say it or not.And even if Xu Jie said it, would he believe it?Nowadays, the easiest way is to tell a lie and come here by yourself, but if one lie goes out, countless lies are needed to fulfill it.
Xu Jie would ask him, who are you, where do you live, and do you have relatives.The snowball of lies will get bigger and bigger, and finally an avalanche.But can he tell Xu Jie that your world is a book?
Xiao Ren hesitated for too long, Xu Jie's face turned pale and pale, and after a final hesitation, he turned around and was about to leave.
Xiao Ren quickly pulled him back: "You must participate in the spirit test meeting."
Xu Jie didn't look back.
Xiao Ren became uneasy, his apprentice chased him so much, and he even asked him to go to the son-in-law selection meeting, which was really unreasonable.Xu Jie said in a cold voice, "I was planning to participate."
Huh?
"..." Xiao Ren was stunned.
The next day, the Ruthless Sect's son-in-law selection meeting came as scheduled.
The four of them gathered together, the little girl had no expression on her face, Cheng Shuang was faintly proud, Xiao Ren... Anyway, I don't know what expression to show.And Xu Jie kept a cold face as usual.
Xiao Ren didn't know if he had a guilty conscience, he always felt that his disciple's anger was still there.
sigh.
When they entered the arena, they were stopped by a person with an expressionless face: "Men left and women right, take their seats."
Xiao Ren gave the little maid a look, and then entered the left half with Cheng Shuang and Xu Jie.Cheng Shuang sat between them, and Xu Jie sat on Cheng Shuang's right.
The stands are not the same circle as the playground, but are divided into left and right seats, then east and west rows, and there is a row of respected people behind the middle, forming a unity.And the spirit test platform is just like that entrance, Xiao Ren has a wide field of vision, and there is a cliff behind him.
And the glaring sun, the bare mountains.
Putting the son-in-law selection meeting in such a place, the Wuqing Sect really has no mood!
After Xiao Ren finished complaining, someone sat down on the left.He looked subconsciously, and saw that the man was dressed as a rich man, his long hair was erected with white jade hairpins, and when he sat down, the white jade hanging from his waist was hanging on his legs. His appearance should be chic and handsome, but his eyes had deep eyes. melancholy.
Looks like... ill?
"Who are you?" the young man looked at him and asked.
Finally, someone struck up a conversation, Xiao Ren replied: "I am cultivating Xiao Shuihan."
The young man's eyes became full of pity: "Hey, stupid human beings, they don't even know who they are."
Xiao Ren: ... He didn't answer just now?
The young man said again: "The Ruthless Sect establishes the way by cutting off love and love, do you know why it holds such a spirit test meeting?"
Xiao Ren thought in his heart that of course it was the system's fault.
Seeing that he didn't answer or ask questions, the young man glared melancholy: "A dignified monk, why don't you just ask if you don't know what you don't understand?"
Xiao Ren: ... what the hell?
He said in a good temper: "Then why?"
"Except for the suzerain's daughter, the Ruthless Sect has no new disciples for 300 years. It's not that they don't want to accept them, but they can't accept them." The young man seemed to be very familiar with the way: "The reason is that they are too ruthless. Think about it, Brother Xiao. , a sect has no brotherly love, master-student relationship, and if the monthly rules are not issued, people will die if they take action, how should disciples cultivate?"
Xiao Ren behaved himself, and quickly replied: "I can't practice."
The young man looked at him approvingly: "That's why the previous sect master had no choice but to stipulate that the sect master must marry and have children, and the children born must join the Wuqing sect."
Isn't this fucking breeding?Xiao Ren knelt down and obeyed, their gods and spirits really had amazing brains!
And now Xu Jie is going to breed.
Xiao Ren is not happy.
After the young man explained this, he pondered deeply for a while, and then suddenly said: "Does Cultivator Xiao know..."
"Wait!" Xiao Ren quickly interrupted him: "I take the liberty to ask, which sect does your brother come from?"
The young man was surprised, "Ah Wendao Zong, what's wrong?"
Xiao Ren: "It's nothing, I understand." No wonder there are so many questions, it turned out to be Wendaozong!
For this sect, Xiao Ren's understanding is the ultimate version of Western philosophical skeptics. They doubt everything and ask everything. The biggest problem in life is who I am.
Xiao Ren has a feeling that he is not in a beautiful mood.
Sure enough, the young man started to ask questions again. For an entire hour, Xiao Ren experienced the blue cat's naughty three thousand questions, and felt that he had doubts about his life. God, who is he?
Fortunately, the protagonist finally appeared.
Bai Xinchou descended from the sky, her posture was like a misty fairy, when she landed on the ground, countless gasping voices sounded around Xiao Ren.
What an iceberg beauty!The white gauze dress is so clean that it does not attract a trace of dust, and her beautiful eyebrows are slightly frowned, revealing an expression of indifference and refusal, but this does not hinder her magnificent appearance at all, but adds mystery and unattainability to her.
But Xiao Ren didn't look at the face, as a straight man, he didn't even look at the beauty's face and figure!
He was looking at Little Green Fire.
Unexpectedly, Bai Xinchou was also destined to be compatible with him.
Xiao Ren settles accounts, Cheng Shuang can use his body, but also covets Ning Huan's body, which shows that she and him are destined to be compatible, and now there is another Bai Xinchou, so a total of three people are compatible with him.But why are all the people who match his destiny so far are women?
After being nurtured by Wendaozong just now, Xiao Ren couldn't help thinking, is it fate that he is destined to suffer?
……
Xiao Ren burst into tears.
At the beginning of the martial arts competition, Bai Xinchou was worthy of being the wife that the system prepared for Xu Jie. She was very skilled, and she was already in the Nascent Soul Stage, even higher than Xu Jie.Although it's not that there are no one who is stronger than her, but everyone is human, why don't they want to make an appearance at the finale?
Bai Xinchou handsomely kicked away all non-Xu Jie.
Xiao Ren watched with interest, and suddenly felt a gaze looking at him, Xiao Ren turned his head, and that gaze disappeared.On the contrary, Cheng Shuang suddenly smiled: "Bai Xinchou is indeed a great beauty. I am so fascinated by Brother Xiao, do you want to try?"
Xiao Ren suddenly felt that gaze was like an ax!
He glanced at Xu Jie carefully, and was about to explain, when the corner of the latter's lips curled up coldly: "I'm afraid Xiuxiu Xiao couldn't think of it."
After finishing speaking, Xu Jie flew off the field.Xiao Ren panicked, his buttocks left the bench, and sat down again in embarrassment.
Looking at the pair of Bi people standing opposite each other, he felt a little mixed.
Cheng Shuang beside him suddenly laughed fiercely, and said in a short tone, "Bai Xinchou has this body, I like it."
Xiao Ren: Hehe, why do you always want to be Xu Jie's wife?
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