Fridge Rabbit Elf

There weren't any good programs on TV, so Jing Yan began to observe Tutu who was walking around in skirts.

Seeing the waist-tight skirt wrapping Tutu's waist tightly, the high slit will reveal a section of snow-white thigh at any time.

'I seem to have opened the door to a new world, what should I do? 'Yanyan felt that she had been hit by an arrow in her knee

The trousers that were thrown all over the floor were crying silently in the bedroom'Didn't you two think of cutting a hole for us to wear? '

So later, Yanyan said, "Loss of blood for a long time will indeed reduce the IQ of human beings, um, that's right, it's human beings."

Back to the present, Jing Yan said.The Tutu who is walking around in a long skirt does not have to wear the Tutu to reduce the lethality, and the whole person is not easy to mess with.

The little man inside the brain is at war

Little Angel: Don't look, we must be upright!

Little Devil: For C?

Little Angel: We have to calm down!

Little Devil: For C?

Little Angel: We are good young people in the new era! [serious face]

Little Devil: For C? [smiling]

So, Yanyan started to circulate in her mind, 'Give it to C?For C?For C? ………’

The little angel fainted from crying in the toilet, don't ask the little angel why he doesn't go to the rooftop, don't you know that people can fly? 【tsundere face】

Yanyan squatted on the ground with her head in her arms, 'Could it be that the depression is too hard, will it accumulate and explode? ! '

Yanyan... Shouldn't your point be that you are bent?

After struggling for a while, Yanyan lifted her spirits and pulled herself together.A slap was slapped on the shoulder of a certain rabbit who was biting a carrot and laughing like DOGE. The rabbit trembled, and his eyes were pouched instantly (_) "Yanyan, why are you scaring the nest? Scared to death, what should I do..."

The first rule of raising rabbits: Rabbits are timid, don't scare him, it is said that he will die of scaring. - GET

It took 2 minutes to comfort the frightened rabbit, and now it was alive and kicking, begging to be petted and hugged, Jing Yan put on a serious face, and then got to the point.

"Do you want to cook in a nest?" The rabbit jumped up in surprise, and threw Jing Yan down again, "Yanyan, does Li Zeng want to cook in a nest?!"

"So excited, so unscientific" but Jing Yan still nodded.

"The head of the nest is so big, he is so cute that he won't let the nest into the kitchen, he is a bad guy! Why can the rabbit paper elf in the refrigerator not come into the kitchen and not cook! Yanyan is the cutest pair of nests!" Rabbit The rabbit hugged Jing Yan's neck, and gnawed on Yanyan's mouth with a very firm and ruthless mouthful of 'baji', "Yanyan is waiting, go back to the nest!"

'What the hell is going back and forth?He seems to say that he has never been in the kitchen at this age?Everyone doesn't let him cook..." Jing Yan said, I really want to know some incredible things, is it too late to get him back now?

If you call him back, will the silly rabbit's self-esteem be hurt?

Interlude: Jing Yan licked his lips, the silly rabbit tastes good, like carrot milk.

Picking up the rabbit and gnawing on the leftover carrot, Jing Yan gnawed a couple of mouthfuls. It was quite crunchy and sweet, but not as delicious as the silly rabbit.

Throwing the carrot aside, Jing Yan continued to struggle, 'Should I call the silly rabbit back? It's really a serious question! '

Before Jing Yan finished thinking, black smoke was already rising from the kitchen.Jing Yan got up with a 'flash' and ran to the kitchen, losing all his shoes.

The rabbit was choked and coughed all the time, his eyes were red and there were many tears.The big ears flicked left and right, wiped the nose and covered the mouth, and was simply too busy.

The rabbit is still holding a plate of food tightly in his hand? ', holding a frying spoon in one hand and pulling the things on the plate.

Jing Yan hurried forward to turn off the open fire.

The rabbit rubbed his eyes, and looked at Jing Yan with admiration, "Yanyan, Li's chili monkey is amazing! After frying, it turns into a cockroach! Scared the rabbit to death..."

Jing Yan twitched the corner of his mouth, "You are also very good, dry fried chili..."

"Practice slowly, if you practice more, you'll be offended." The silly rabbit's two 'poached eggs' looked at Jing Yan tearfully, and the two rabbit ears drooped down.Holding the chili pepper that was fired into a dead cockroach in his hand, he stood in front of Jing Yan with Xiao Neiba aside.

"No shit!" Jing Yan stomped on Tutu's feet unceremoniously, "Don't cry! Don't be cute!" As he said, he took the chili from Tutu's hand and poured it into the trash can.

Dragging the frightened rabbit to the living room, Jing Yan looked serious, "We can order takeaway today, but as an elf, you can't even cook, I'm ashamed for you!" With a heartbroken face, "What do you make the rabbits in your clan think? What do you make your master think of me? What do you think of that plate of peppers that you fried?..."

Jing Yan spoke more and more vigorously, Tutu's eyes became more and more red, "Hold back the tears - I can't help it - I don't recognize it - wow", Tutu cried loudly, "I don't even want to... Kosu ...Wo...before...all...he was cute...not allowed..."

It was time to give a sweet date for a slap, and he pulled the rabbit to sit on his lap and rubbed his head.Jing Yan stuffed the leftover carrot that he gnawed into Tutu's hand, and let Tutu gnaw it.

The rabbit twitched and gnawed on the carrot, Jing Yan reasoned "seriously" "That was in the past, right, but now you are a rabbit with an owner, right?"

With big red eyes, Tutu hurriedly nodded while holding the carrot.

"You are also a rabbit who strives to make progress, right?" Jing Yan earnestly induced.

Tutu felt that something was wrong, but it seemed right, so he continued to nod obediently.

"That's it, I've already ordered the recipe, and it will arrive tomorrow, so you study hard!" He said, rubbing the bunny's soft fur.

"Hou Sufu..." Tutu narrowed his eyes, pulled his ears, enjoying himself, put his chin on Jing Yan's shoulder, and wrapped his arms tightly around Jing Yan's neck.The ears are shaking and shaking comfortably. If this is a cat, it will probably be snoring. "Wo will be good, I believe in Wo... Li don't throw away the nest..." The voice was soft

"Be good, I promise I won't throw you away." The furry ears brushed against Jing Yan's cheeks, soft and warm, and Jing Yan wanted to take a bite.

"Wo Mingming is already so good, but Lisi wants to throw the nest away! Throw it into the stinky trash can!" (_) The silly rabbit straightened up, put his hands on Jing Yan's head, and complained face to face Jing Yan's crime.

Jing Yan rolled his eyes to think about it, and looked at the rabbit's pouch eyes, "Do I have any?"

Rabbit's eyes widened in surprise, and he nodded fiercely, "How could Li forget so quickly! Li is so right, how could Li forget so quickly! Li Jie is a heartless man!"

Wait, what seems to be the wrong line?However, Jing Yan didn't have time to worry about this.

"I'm joking, don't take it seriously, I won't throw you away." Jing Yan stretched out four fingers, "I'll post 4!" Then he pressed the rabbit to his shoulder, and continued to covet the furry rabbit ears.

"Li's just kidding (_), Li can't joke with Wo, right? Wo will take it seriously..." Tuzhi still hugged Jing Yan obediently as he spoke, and asked Jing Yan to purr him, Monkey Su Fu ~~~'

The second rule of raising rabbits: Don’t joke with silly rabbits casually, silly rabbits are too stupid to take it seriously——GET

Finally, when the rabbit ears dangled in front of Jing Yan for the nth time, Jing Yan couldn't hold back, and directly bit the rabbit ears.

He also gently rubbed it twice with his small tiger teeth.

The tips of the ears with only a thin layer of fluff stiffened instantly, and then the blood was congested at a speed visible to the naked eye, going upwards and passing through the forehead.

After 30 seconds, Jing Yan reckons that Tutu is already cooked from head to toe.

It's ready to eat!

Little Angel: STOP!This is wrong!

Little devil: you can eat

Little Angel: People and elves have no future

Little devil: you can eat

Little Angel: What combination are you?Have you considered it?shemale or shemale

Little devil: you can eat

Little Angel: He is so cute, how can he eat it!

Little devil: you can eat

Little Angel: I refuse!It's not cooked yet!

Little devil: you can eat

Little Angel: ...Okay, you can eat it

Little Devil: You can eat it [nodding]

Little Angel: You can eat it [serious face]

Jing Yan, "You two have no integrity and no character!" '

And Tutu finally let out a deep breath, and stretched out the other ear, "Yanyan, monkey is strange, but monkey Su Fu, I want this ear too!" Then he took Jing Yan's right hand on his waist, stretched out Go under her skirt and press on the fluffy tail, "Tail is also needed~~~Monkey Su Fu~~~~~"

Jing Yan blinked twice blankly, "That's right! You can eat it!"

Tutu tilted his head curiously to look at Jing Yan, "A sub-god?"

"eat you"

With Tutu straddling his lap, Jing Yan grabbed Tutu's soft buttocks and carried Tutu back to his bedroom.

"Yanyan, Yanyan, let me go, Lijie looks like a nest monkey is scared." Even though he muttered that he was afraid and begged to let go, Tutu still obediently lay on Jing Yan's shoulder.The silly rabbit still remembers that if he is disobedient, Jing Yan will not let him go.

"Hey, don't be afraid." While speaking, Jing Yan pressed Tutu on the bed, and gave Tutu a 'cheer' at his rosy mouth.

After tearing the long skirt to pieces, Jing Yan pinched his tail and bit his ears contentedly.

Tutu's comfortable little body trembled, trembling, and with trembling little paws, he grabbed his other ear and stuffed it into Jing Yan's mouth, "Monkey Su Fu~~Monkey Su Fu~~Even an ear is needed~~~" The ending sound trembled Yoyo is still soft, sweet with 3 plus signs.

However, after gnawing and gnawing, Jing Yan discovered that the ear in his mouth had lost hair? !

Apparently, Tutu hadn't noticed yet, and was still blushing and hugging his neck enjoying himself.

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