The Underworld Emperor of Time Traveling Descends from the Sky

Time flies, and a hundred years have passed before you know it.Niutou is as cheerful as ever, and loves to read pornographic books. Apart from the black lines all over his face, Hu Qianqing will bring some back for him every time he and Zheng Yan go for a walk in the human world.

"Aren't you going to be embarrassed?" Hu Qianqing stood at the door and poked Zheng Yan who came out of the study calmly. The black fur ball blinked and flew around him with one eye.

Zheng Yan naturally took his hand, led him and said as he walked: "There is an old saying that food and sex are also sexual. Besides, they are not embarrassed to sell these books, why should I be embarrassed?"

When Hu Qianqing thought about it, it seemed reasonable and a little wrong, but if he couldn't think of a rebuttal, he let him go.

The two found a restaurant and asked for a private room.

Hu Qianqing pushed open the window, and the breeze was blowing slowly. From here, you can see the whole street clearly. Small vendors on the street are walking around, everyone has a happy smile on their faces. The child was running around playing, and the silver bell-like laughter floated from afar, and the corners of Hu Qianqing's lips could not help but curl up.

Xiao Er served several dishes of snacks and green plum wine, Hu Qianqing sniffed the aroma of the wine and floated to the table, took a sip in Zheng Yan's hand, narrowed her eyes comfortably, and praised: "Not bad."

Zheng Yan spun the wine glass, drank all the rest in the direction of his lip print just now, and asked: "Where are you going to play next?" They have been together for hundreds of years, and they will come out to play every once in a while , I went to the demon world a few years ago, this time Hu Qianqing had a whim, thinking of going out in the human world, Zheng Yan left all his affairs behind, and the husband and wife traveled together hand in hand.

"Outing, let's go for a stroll in the suburbs, we are renting two horses." Hu Qianqing smiled and said, "It's not bad if you think about it."

"Horses?" Zheng Yan saw that he was smiling foolishly, although he suspected that his love for horses was far higher than flying clouds and fog, but he still nodded.

"Ah, by the way, Dad and Mom seem to be in the human world, let's find some time to visit them."

Hu Qianqing took a bite of the red bean cake, it was sweet and crispy, and she was full of happiness when she ate it, "Oh, this is not bad, it's a new flavor, and there are fruits in it, bring some for Meng Po when you leave, she likes desserts from the human world." Hu Qianqing Talking nonchalantly, he stuffed the remaining half into Zheng Yan's mouth, and smiled like offering a treasure: "Try it."

"Hmm." Zheng Yan pulled Hu Qianqing and gagged his mouth. The half piece of red bean cake was pushed into Hu Qianqin's mouth. Hu Qianqing didn't expect him to come out like this, his eyes widened. Half a piece of red bean cake was shared between two people.Hu Qianqing blushed and turned her head away, not to look at the person opposite who had done something bad and smirked.

Zheng Yan didn't want to get angry, poured a glass of green plum wine and pushed it over, and poured himself a glass to drink slowly.

"Tell me about your world." Zheng Yan said suddenly.

"Huh?" Hu Qianqing turned his head in surprise, "Don't you know everything?" He thought for a while and said, "I don't seem to have kept anything, I told you everything."

"Oh? Really?" Zheng Yan looked at him distrustingly, and when he saw Hu Qianqing nodding, he hummed, "For example, when I was a child...wetting the bed."

"Hey!" Hu Qianqing stared, "You actually overheard me talking to Qingyu?"

Zheng Yan snorted coldly, "What is eavesdropping? I am your legal spouse, and you are whispering to a married man..."

"Hey, hey, hey." Hu Qianqing knocked on the table, before he had time to appreciate his teaching achievements, he said helplessly: "You also know that Qingyu is a married man, so what kind of jealousy is there to eat." For Zheng Yan, there is no teacher. After being jealous of such a skill, Hu Qianqing was first happy and then worried. The happy thing is that the bastard Zheng Yan finally learned to be jealous, which shows that he cherishes himself. Being jealous, I usually don't show it, but every time I'm jealous on the bed, I love to toss him, it's really painful and happy.

Thinking of this, Hu Qianqing suddenly glanced at the little furball on the table who was eating happily. The little furball who was eating happily felt the chrysanthemum tighten for no reason, and looked at Hu Qianqing tremblingly. After realizing that Hu Qianqing was really looking at him, he rushed out of the window with a whoosh sound Going out, the speed is so fast that it is staggering.

"Hey, did you buy some messy books just now?" Hu Qianqing narrowed her eyes.

"Well, which aspect are you talking about?" Zheng Yan rubbed his chin and laughed, seeing Hu Qianqing hesitated to speak, his face turned red and he couldn't tell why, so he stripped Hu Qianqing's whole body with his eyes unscrupulously, and then He said with a smile, "I'm here for the happy life between us. Reading more books is also good."

"You really bought it!" Hu Qianqing stared.

"Madam, don't worry, for our happy life, my husband will make unremitting efforts."

"You're good at learning." Hu Qianqing watched Zheng Yan's eyes getting darker and darker, as if he was very interested in proving his learning achievements now, and wisely changed the subject.

"Madam taught it well." Zheng Yan changed the topic according to his intentions. Anyway, people belong to him, and it's the same wherever they are eaten. Besides, the little fish must be marinated before it tastes good. He is not in a hurry.Hu Qianqing watched him slowly take out a small story book with a blue cover from his sleeve, and rushed towards him instantly, "Give it back to me quickly."

Zheng Yan enjoyed his embrace, held the blue book high with one hand, and said with a smile: "Madam is really good, the short story book is full of color and fragrance." He spoke At that time, the breath was all sprayed on Hu Qianqing's ears, Hu Qianqing trembled, and his face turned red.But he still didn't give up and grabbed the book in Zheng Yan's hand.

It was a small picture book he wrote. About the things between men and men, Qingyu is his collaborator. This little "yellow" book called "Living Color and Fragrance" became popular and instantly captured the attention of all the people in the three worlds. Big press.Hu Qianqing tried hard for a long time but failed to catch it. He straddled Zheng Yan's lap and said angrily, "How do you know? Did that bastard Niutou betray me? He no longer has his share in the small drawing book."

Seeing his anger, Zheng Yan burst out laughing, "Don't laugh." Hu Qianqing became even more angry, knowing that Niutou was unreliable, and he should have killed him when he accidentally found out that he was the author of the little storybook. , No, it is killing cattle! !

"Stop laughing." Hu Qianqing went crazy, leaned down and bit Zheng Yan's lips, humming, let's see if you are still smiling.

"cough."

"Wow, son, are you busy?" It was Hu's mother and Hu's father.They jumped right in through the window.

"Mom and Dad." Hu Qianqing got off Zheng Yan's body with a red face, and said, "What are you doing..." Then he saw the little black ball shot out like an arrow.

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"Mom, what a coincidence, I still wanted to see you?" Hu Qianqing graciously arrived and handed over two cups of tea.

"We went shopping, and we met that little thing just now, so we followed." Mother Hu looked at her son several times, and said with satisfaction: "He looks good."

"Mom, what are you and Dad doing?"

"Hmm." Hu's mother took a sip of tea, pinched Hu Qianqing's cheek again, and said, "Father and mother seem to have found your brother."

"Ah?" Hu Qianqing was stunned, and her eyes fell on Hu's mother's stomach.

"What are you thinking about?" Mother Hu rolled his eyes at him, then turned to Zheng Yan and said, "Son-in-law, we think that, um, that little fox is still alive."

"Really?" Hu Qianqing was overjoyed.He blinked his eyes and looked at Zheng Yan.Zheng Yan nodded, and said: "It is true that Hades did not receive his soul."

"Ah, that's what I said, but it's not easy to find, right? What if he travels to another world?" Hu Qianqing made a bad guess.

Papa Hu said: "This is the worst plan."

"Oh, by the way, Mom and Dad, how do you know that he might still be alive?" After all, Hu's father and Hu's mother passed through because of a car accident, and the body they are using was picked up by Hu's father and Hu's mother because of the death of the original owner. A cheap one can only be said to be good luck.

"Haohao, your father's body and mine were voluntarily given up by their husband and wife."

"Their souls have been scattered." Zheng Yan sighed, "It is impossible to be alive. But your situation is different." Zheng Yan pointed to Hu Qianqing and said: "There is no record of the death of the original owner in the book of life and death, so he Still alive, maybe in this time and space, possessed by other people or flowers and plants, or passed through another time and space. Parents, how do you know this, is it definite news?"

The Hu couple looked at each other and said, "That's why we met a Taoist priest on the street..."

Hu Qianqing leaned on Zheng Yan's body, looked at the small note in his hand, and sincerely suggested: "Why don't we issue a warrant in the Three Realms, this..." He raised the note in his hand, and there were densely listed So many names.

Zheng Yan took it and didn't even look at it, and burned it clean, he said: "You don't have to worry, everything in the world pays attention to balance, no matter who that person is, what status they have, and sent a group of humanity to this world, then this Some people in the world will go there, and nothing will happen."

Hu Qianqing leaned back comfortably, and said, "I originally thought that my parents and I were the only ones who traveled through, but I didn't expect so many people to come like a tourist."

"Very disappointed?" Zheng Yan kissed him on the face, Hu Qianqing turned around and kissed Zheng Yan on the lips, and said: "Things are rare and expensive, do you understand?" After he finished speaking, he threatened again. Said: "If you don't cherish it because of this, I'll see how I can deal with you."

Zheng Yan stretched out his hand to scratch him, "It's against you." Hu Qianqing's face was flushed, and there was water in his eyes, and he raised his hands in surrender.Zheng Yan held his waist and said, "Don't worry, I won't change my mind."

"I'm sorry you don't dare." Hu Qianqing said in one direction: "Let's go."

With a neighing sound, the horse galloped wildly on the small road in the suburbs.The wind blew their clothes and hair.Hu Qianqing shouted: "I'll take you to your parents' place later, you haven't eaten the pie made by my mother yet, it's delicious."

"it is good."

"Tired?" Zheng Yan asked as he lay down on the grass next to Hu Qianqing.There was another stream not far from them, and Hu Qianqing shook his head listening to the gurgling water.

"That's not true." Hu Qianqing turned over and lay down on the ground looking at Zheng Yan and said, "Fortunately, I'm wise and confessed to you, otherwise I would still be single now."

"You count as a confession?" Zheng Yan flicked his forehead disdainfully, "Don't talk nonsense, just sleep and leave a lot of troubles to me." Hu Qianqing laughed and said proudly : "Look at how amazing I am. After a drink, not only did I have a lover, but I even found my parents."

Hu's mother told him that in order to confess, she gave all the details of her wealth clearly, otherwise they would not be able to confirm that Hu Qianqing was their son.

Thinking of this, Hu Qianqing smiled and said: "My mother even scolded me, forbidding me to drink indiscriminately in the future. He said that I was too courageous to tell you this. If you are unreasonable and kill me as a different kind But it's too miserable. Sigh, tell me, why did you accept it so calmly?"

That's because you're too stupid, you don't have the slightest intention of harming others, I'm afraid of something.But he wisely didn't say it, facing Hu Qianqing's bright eyes, he smiled and said: "Because I love you."

Hu Qianqing got up blushing and walked towards the stream.

A willow tree stood by the stream, its branches hanging down and scratching Hu Qianqing's face.Hu Qianqing reached out and grabbed it, trying to brush it away, but felt the branch in his palm pull back by itself.Startled him.Another weak voice said: "You, don't hit me, I have no malicious intentions."

It turned out to be willow spirit.Hu Qianqing smiled and said, "Then you did it on purpose just now."

Liu Shu hesitated to speak, and said after a while, "I, I'm so bored, no one talks here, and few people come here."

Hu Qianqing looked at the little willow tree in front of him, and said: "Well, I'll teach you spells, and you can leave here to make friends after you learn how to change form, how about it?"

"Okay, okay." Xiao Liushu said timidly, but couldn't hide her joy.

As the sun slanted to the west, Hu Qianqing wiped the sweat off his brow and said, "Do you remember?"

"No, no." The little willow tree spirit wept.

"No, it's okay, I'm teaching you again."

"You don't have to be so troublesome." Zheng Yan finally couldn't stand it anymore.

"Do you have a solution?"

The old god Zheng Yan nodded, and took out a bottle from his sleeve and handed it to Hu Qianqing. Seeing that he was puzzled, he thought for a while, and then said: "This thing is equivalent to the elixir of your world."

There is no magic bullet in our world.Hu Qianqing thought silently.He poured out a black pill and fumbled it into the willow-spirit's mouth.

"How do you feel?" Hu Qianqing and Liu Shujing stared wide-eyed.

"Sweet." Xiao Liushu said truthfully.Hu Qianqing began to look at the bottle in his hand, wondering if it might be a counterfeit medicine, and felt a golden light flash before his eyes, the willow tree disappeared, and a little boy in light green clothes appeared on the spot.The child's eyebrows and eyes were strangely familiar, and Hu Qianqing couldn't help feeling a little dazed.

"Ah——" Liu Shujing was overjoyed, he bent down to take a photo in the stream, and circled around Hu Qianqing and Zheng Yan several times, his little face was flushed, and he couldn't hide his joy. "Can I follow you?" Xiao Liushu pinched the hem of his clothes uneasily.

"Okay." Seeing that he was pitiful, Hu Qianqing agreed.Zheng Yan's face darkened instantly.Hu Qianqing sniffed Zheng Yan's neck and said with a smile, "It smells so strong of vinegar."

"See how I deal with you when I go back." Zheng Yan pinched his face.Hu Qianqing patted his hand away with a smile, flicked the sleeve of his right hand, and said proudly: "Let's go, I will take you to eat delicious food."

After a while, Master Hades and Little Willow Tree Essence each held a pie in their hands and squatted on the stool to eat, surrounded by the chicks who were running away.

"Is it delicious?" Hu Qianqing moved a bench and sat next to Zheng Yan, tore a piece from his hand and chewed it in his mouth.

Zheng Yan nodded, and the two of them ate one piece of pie quickly.

"What are you looking at?"

Zheng Yan glanced at the chickens running around and the flowers blooming in the courtyard, and said, "I was thinking that the small courtyard of my father-in-law and mother-in-law is not bad, or we will also stay in the plate making place of the human world for a few days." .”

"Good idea." Hu Qianqing readily agreed.

"Wang."

"Look, what did I catch?" Little Willow Tree Essence ran in holding a little black dog, her eyes sparkling, and she showed it to Hu Qianqing and Zheng Yan as if offering a treasure, "Can I raise him?"

"Of course, of course." Hu Qianqing and Zheng Yan looked at each other and laughed at the same time.

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The author has something to say:

Well, I dare not write too nasty.

But still got goosebumps.

Extra episode?Also, I suddenly found that writing a side story is very interesting, as long as it is sweet~

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