Grumpy CEO and his cat dad

Taking advantage of the stupefied time, He Shumo made another set of consecutive moves to beat the trap master in the back row. With this kind of long-distance, he got close to him, and there was basically no possibility of escape.

When Crazy Dao came back to his senses, his first reaction was not to run away, but to look at the crispy swordsman who was the bloodiest beside him.For Yan Lu, the fun of playing games is PVP, and it doesn't matter if you die or lose experience or equipment.Anyway, the leveling is handed over to the studio, and the equipment is bought after it is lost.He purely enjoys the fun of PVP.

Seeing that Crazy Knife didn't intend to leave, He Shumo laughed and scolded: "This dog's temper really hasn't changed at all." He joined the battle with a spear.It was the first time for the little pawn to cross the river to cooperate with the mad knife very well. Both of them belong to the melee profession. The output of the swordsman is relatively higher, but the control skills are not as good as the spear.The position of the pawn crossing the river is very clever, just next to the opponent's crispy back row, easily interrupting the opponent's skill reading, and then set up a child.

The front row has no fire support from the rear, and it is very uncomfortable to be restrained by the mad knife. After the pawns cross the river and clear the four remotes, the two of them control one output and clear the field smoothly.

[Nearby] Crazy Knife: Why help me?

[Nearby] Pawn crossing the river: Dad is happy.

[Player Crazy Knife quits the team. 】

[Player Crazy Knife attacks you. 】

"Damn!" He Shumo curled his lips, his fingertips flew, and tapped a brisk rhythm on the keyboard and mouse: "Dad knew you had to come here."

He Shumo quickly counterattacked, even if he had warmed up from the battle just now, he will gradually find his hand, and Yan Lv's blood will bottom out after a few strokes.Unlike the mob who swarmed up to you just now, He Shumo was good at hitting combos, as long as he was picked up by him, his blood would bottom out almost instantly.

But He Shumo didn't save people to kill himself.There was still a trace of blood when the crazy knife was hit, so He Shumo simply stopped.

[Nearby] Little pawn crossing the river: It's not good to avenge kindness.

Crazy Knife drank a bottle of blood and stopped.

[Nearby] Crazy Knife: You don't have to save me, I don't care.

[Nearby] Little pawn crossing the river: I don't.I have decided to see you and save you once in the future.

[Nearby] Crazy Knife: ...

[Nearby] Crazy Knife: Tsk, if I hadn't watched your operation just now, I would suspect that your account has been hacked.

[Crazy Knife applies to add you as a friend, agree/deny? 】

As we all know, Crazy Knife is a lone wolf in the game and never adds friends.

He Shumo looked at the friend application on the screen, and Yan Lu's playful expression at the computer immediately appeared in his mind. He raised his hand on the mouse and pressed his chest, and his heart suddenly beat a little faster.

When He Shumo came back to his senses, his hand was already on "Agree".

[Private Chat] Crazy Knife: Are you playing "Phantom Sky"?double row.

He Shumo laughed, worrying that he couldn't find a reason to add friends.

[Private chat] Little pawn crossing the river: OK.Wait for two days, I will create an account first to get familiar with it.

[Private Chat] Crazy Knife: Yes.

At the same time, World Channel has exploded.

[World] Nightmare Nightmare: River God, come out and explain, what happened to you saving Crazy Knife?

[World] Flowers are not flowers: What! ! !My male god is actually online?where? ?

[World] Demon Emperor 123: What river god?who?

[World] Yufeng, Xinghe: I have never heard of it, but someone rescued Crazy Dao?

[World] Jerry Chasing the Cat: The God of the river is @小字过河啊, the great god from a year ago.

[World] Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare: @小孩跑河, didn't you and Crazy Sword never die?How much money does he give you, and you treat him like a dog?

[World] Jerry Chasing the Cat: Wait: River God saves Crazy Knife?Did I hear you right?

[World] Wuyou|Xianli: Could it be that he sold his account, he hasn't appeared in a year, how do you know it's me?

[World] Lin Ruoruo: It's me, he killed me in seconds with a set of combos. I don't believe that this operation is not the God of the River!

[World] Hua Feihua: Ah, ah, is this the legendary love and killing each other? The Crazy Sword belongs to the River God alone, and he is only allowed to bully it.Ahhh, I can!Love and kill memes are the cutest!

[World] Gu Si Si Si: Don't you want to be a rotten girl here?They just wiped out one of our teams.

[World] Fog is not fog: As expected of my river god!

He Shumo took a sip of the mineral water at hand, watched the noisy world channel, and when he saw falling in love and killing each other, he almost sprayed water on the screen.Typing with one hand:

[World] Little Pawn Crossing the River: Explain what?You can kill, but I can't save?

[World] Flowers are not flowers: Ahhh, male god!

[World] Fog is not fog: group photo!

[World] Worry-free|Shangli: Eat melons.

[World] Chaoyang masses: Selling melon seeds and peanuts in the front row.

[World] Nightmare Nightmare: He killed you and you still save him?You are so willing to be his licking dog, how much did he pay you?

[World] Little Pawn Crossing the River: @疯刀 How much are you going to give me?

[World] Jerry Saves the Cat: Hahahaha, why is this direction, I kind of want to laugh. @crazy knife, how much are you going to give us River God?

The following group of people lined up laughing and laughing @疯刀, but the condemnation of the Nightmare Nightmare group went unheeded.

He Shumo knew that Crazy Knife would naturally not reply, just like a year ago, no matter how much he cursed people in the world, the other party would not respond.

[World] Hua Feihua: River God, what happened to you and Crazy Dao? Why did you suddenly turn enemies into friends?

[World] Fog is not fog: Yes, what is the relationship between you two?

what relationship?Of course, there is no blood relationship between father and son.

But if you ask me, will I tell you?He Shumo showed a nasty smile on the screen, and tapped his fingers quickly on the keyboard a few times.

[World] Little Pawn Crossing the River: Probably because of sleeping in the same bed.

[World] Flowers are not flowers:! ! !

[World] Fog is not fog:! ! !

[World] Nightmare Nightmare:? ? ?

He Shumo heard the notification tone, and his private chat notification flickered frantically in an instant.

[Private chat] Junlin Tianxia: Are you out of order?When did this happen?Crazy knife is actually a woman?

The corner of He Shumo's mouth twitched, and in order to prevent the other party from continuing to guess randomly, he quickly replied:

[Private chat] Little pawn crossing the river: Is it possible?I am so busy in my third year of high school!

[Private Chat] King's Landing: So you're talking nonsense?

[Private chat] Little pawn crossing the river: otherwise?

Nonsense is not nonsense, but as a cat, he simply lay on the same bed with Yan Lu under the quilt. As for what these people made up, he can't control it. Anyway, these people don't know him in three dimensions. .

But He Shumo didn't expect that although Crazy Knife didn't speak on the public screen, he was actually watching the chat.

[Private Chat] Crazy Knife: When?

[Private chat] Little pawn crossing the river: when and when.

[Private Chat] Crazy Knife: Sleep in the same bed.

He Shumo: ... He Shumo wanted to say, when I was a cat, but he didn't know that after the task was completed, the rule about not being able to reveal my identity was still in effect. To be on the safe side, it's better not to talk nonsense.Besides, this matter is too unbelievable, even if it is told, no one may believe it.

He Shumo simply played a prank.

[Private chat] Little pawn crossing the river: Just last time, oops, you forget about sleeping with someone, you scumbag!

[Private Chat] Crazy Knife: Do we know each other in reality?

[Private chat] Little pawn crossing the river: I don't know.

[Private Chat] Crazy Knife: So you are talking nonsense?

[Private chat] Little pawn crossing the river: That's not necessarily true. If you think about it carefully, who did you spend the night with?

[Private Chat] Crazy Knife: I only slept in the same bed with my cat.

My cat... He Shumo's wrist swayed slightly, and the red braided rope with the golden nameplate hanging on it hit the table with a crisp sound.The air suddenly became thick, stuffy, and suffocating.

[Private Chat] Little Pawn Crossing the River: That...my friend called me to download a dungeon, see you later.

slipped away?Yan Lu stared at the computer, lost in thought.

A year ago, when the cat appeared, Xiaopawn Crossing the River didn't seem to be on the line, and of course he didn't either.But before, he hated himself so much that he would cut him down when he met him, but now he came to save people uncharacteristically.

And... Yan Lu suddenly remembered that he seemed to log in to the game in front of a cat once, and his cat seemed to accidentally step on his keyboard, causing him to fall into the river.

Because the cat once showed interest in the game, Yan Lv has been speculating that there may be some connection between it and the game.He deliberately mentioned his cat several times in the game, but never heard back.

Yan Lu's hands clenched into fists unconsciously. Is it possible that this player named Xiaopawn crossing the river is the boy his cat turned into?Yan Lu knew that this speculation was absurd, maybe the other party saved him just on a whim, and the latter sentence was a coincidence joke, but even if there was only a one in ten thousand possibility, he had to figure it out.

"Help me check the player's IP." Yan Lu called the company: "Yes, "Illusory World" player, ask the pawn to cross the river. Find out where he logged into the game."

"It's a personal matter. Well, thanks."

He Shumo, who didn't know it, was still immersed in Yan Lv's last sentence, and while carrying the copy of Chonglin Xia, he showed a smirk from time to time that he didn't even notice.

After playing the game, on the way home from the Internet cafe, He Shumo called Chonglin: "I want you to help me with something."

"When did you become so polite with my brother? No problem, tell me." Chonglin followed He Shumo to scan the dungeon three times, and finally got the last Chaos Heart, and made the long-awaited Orange Weapon. He was in a good mood Incredibly.

"Okay, introduce me to a part-time job." He Shumo said.His family does not lack his pocket money, but He Shumo wants to take advantage of the holiday to go out to work and exercise.

"Part-time job? Why don't you do game boosting? Now "Phantom Sky" is very popular. You can also be a game anchor." Chong Lin sincerely suggested.

"Anchor?" He Shumo was at a loss. At that time, the domestic anchor industry had just started. As a fresh graduate from high school, He Shumo had never been in contact with it: "I have only heard of radio anchors."

"It's not the same. The game anchor is to broadcast the process of your playing the game live, chat with the audience, teach operation skills and so on. You have good game skills and handsome looks. You will definitely be popular. Let me tell you, foreign This industry is already very popular, with such a large population in the country, it will definitely make a lot of money in the future.”

He Shumo was a little moved when he heard it, and after thinking about it, he still refused: "I just want to find a summer job. After school starts, I still want to focus more on my studies."

"He Shumo, are you kidding me?" Chonglin didn't expect to hear a speech such as "I want to learn" from He Shumo's mouth one day.

Chong Lin always thought that He Shumo was the same as himself, and that the third year of high school was just to explain to his family, but now he found that He Shumo was different from himself, and he was really gone forever on the road to becoming a top student : "No, I've wanted to ask for a long time, why did you enter the mountain in the second year of high school, did you meet an eminent monk who gave you enlightenment or something, and you suddenly had an epiphany?"

He Shumo laughed, and his thoughts drifted back to the summer vacation a year ago. There were no eminent monks, but there was a cat god.He Shumo doesn't know if the experience of becoming a cat is enlightenment, but he understands one thing: Although his growth experience is fairly smooth, the adult world is not as simple as he imagined.If he wants to protect his relatives and friends, he must first work hard to become stronger.This kind of strength is not how well the game is played, nor is it how hard the fist is in reality.Not even banknote ability.

The adult world has its own rules.

"You are still young and don't understand. When you reach the age of your father, you will naturally understand." He Shumo said to Chonglin in a kind tone, and he succeeded in making him blow up.

"Fuck off, don't pretend to be a big-tailed wolf with me." Chonglin cursed into the phone, and then said seriously: "My father gave me the management of the "Tianhao" private club in the center of the city, saying that it was for me to take care of him." I'm practicing, and there's a shortage of people right now, if you're not too tired, come and help me, and I'll pay you."

"Success." He Shumo was not polite: "How much is the salary?"

"The hourly salary is [-] per hour. There is a commission for customers buying wine." Chonglin knew that He Shumo didn't like to take advantage of his friends, so he quoted him the price of the head waiter.

"It's not low." He Shumo calculated, even if he only works for four hours a day and takes one day off every week, he will have five thousand a month, which is not counted as a commission.

"That's right, can my buddy treat you badly?" Chongli smiled: "But we pick our looks, that is, we are handsome with Mo Mo's shoulders, broad legs and long legs. Don't let them go."

"That's fine, thanks. When will it be reported?" He Shumo asked.

Chonglin: "Whatever, call me before you come, brother will cover you and make sure no one will bully you."