Grumpy CEO and his cat dad

Change back to human?He Shumo couldn't help but get excited.It's fine even if it's temporary, is it because my mother thought of her birthday and called on purpose?

He quickly jumped into the deserted alley, and the next second, he felt dizzy similar to when he turned into a cat, and when he came back to his senses, he had already turned back into a human being.A pair of white T-shirt and sports shorts that he wore when he left home, and He Shumo's schoolbag for luggage.

He Shumo moved his hands and feet, and felt that he was not used to being a cat after a long time, and suddenly turned back to a human.In the pocket, the familiar bell rang non-stop. He Shumo looked at the words "Mother, Master" on the screen, and his nose felt a little sore.

"Mom?" He Shumo answered the phone.

"Momo, happy birthday." The mother's voice came from the receiver: "I called you a few times ago but I didn't get through. Is it because the signal is not good in the mountains? Is it fun in the mountains? You haven't encountered any danger, right?"

In the mountains?He Shumo looked at the chat records in front of him suspiciously. The system actually sent a message to his family for him, saying that he and his friends had gone into the mountains with the tour group. A few photos of beautiful mountains and rivers, but not myself.He Shumo usually doesn't like to take pictures, so mother He naturally wouldn't doubt anything if he only posted the scenery.

"No, the mountain is pretty good, the air is good, and the environment is good. I'll go back after playing for a while, and try to go home early."

"Did you eat longevity noodles in the morning? Mom remembered that it was Momo's birthday early this morning, thinking that you might not be able to remember because you were confused outside, so I called a few more times. Remember to eat longevity noodles, Maybe there is no cake in the mountains, I will make another one for you when I get home, what flavor do you want to eat this year?"

He Shumo said obediently: "I like everything Mom buys."

"Why is your mouth so sweet all of a sudden?" Mother He laughed.

"Isn't it always like this?" He Shumo asked.

Mother He imitated He Shumo's tone: "In the past, I would have said impatiently that there were cakes every year, and I was tired of eating them. I don't like these sticky things the most. You can eat them yourself." .”

Have you ever said that too much before?He Shumo felt a little fever on his face. He coughed and concealed: "I used to be young and ignorant, so don't take it to heart. In fact, I know that you feel very regretful because you couldn't afford to eat cakes at home when you were young, so I hope Every birthday, I can have cake."

In fact, regarding the cake, he asked his parents why they must buy him a cake for his birthday every year.But he couldn't understand his mother's intentions before. He always felt that they like it and eat it by themselves, so why do they have to involve themselves.

why?Because it is family.Just like why they raised themselves for 18 years, even if they would cause trouble again, no matter how disobedient, they never gave up on themselves.It's just eating cake on birthday and helping mother to complete a childhood regret. Why couldn't he learn to be considerate of them before.

"Yoyo, listen, your tone of voice has changed. Could it be that we, Momo, grew up overnight?" He Mu's voice was brisk, and the background sound of water droplets on the oil could be faintly heard. Shumo guessed that it should be cooking.

Gululu, just thinking about the taste of that meal, He Shumo's stomach responded honestly.

So hungry.

"Is it cold in the mountains? I don't think you brought any thick clothes. Are you used to eating? Eat more vegetables and fruits. Don't just eat meat, which is easy to get angry. There are also mushrooms in the mountains. You have to ask clearly before eating." , don’t eat indiscriminately, it’s easy to be poisoned. Oh, and there’s also mosquito repellent medicine, you didn’t say you were going to the mountains before you left, and I didn’t bring it for you..." Mother He turned on the nagging mode again.

He Shumo closed his eyes and listened quietly. For the first time, he felt that the nagging sound was unexpectedly reassuring, but just listening to this sound, he seemed to have found a feeling of home: "Mom, don't worry, what is going on in the mountains?" Yes, now that the transportation is developed, shopping is very convenient, and the food is good, I am getting fat.”

Mother He said with a reassuring smile: "That's good, that's good. Go home early when you've had enough fun. Don't talk about it, my food is going to be out of the pot. Hang up."

"Okay, I'll try to go back as soon as possible." He Shumo hung up the phone.The call is only a few minutes, before turning back into a cat, there are still fifty minutes of free time.

He Shumo thought for a while, and opened the chat interface with Chonglin.

The first thing he saw was the message sent by the system to Chong Lin, the time was the morning when he became a cat, he said: The family is going to travel in the mountains together, sorry I can't go to your house to play games.The signal in the mountains is not good, I will contact you when I come back.

Chonglin's reply was: All right, come back early.

There are still some bits and pieces of news in the back, part of which is talking to himself about things in the game, including the new map that will be launched soon, and what his deadly enemy "Crazy Knife" will do when he appears again.The other part is to complain that playing games alone is so boring, and tell him to roll back from the mountains quickly.

He Shumo's eyes stayed on the last sentence, which was posted today: Happy birthday, Xiao Momo. It's been too long since you have been out of touch. I don't know why I called you. I wonder if you were kidnapped and sold into some valley. up.

The corners of He Shumo's mouth raised unconsciously, and his thumb quickly poked at the keyboard: "Go away, don't curse your father behind your back. I am so famous and powerful, how could I be trafficked?"

Just half a minute after the message was sent, Chonglin called. He Shumo picked up the phone, and Chonglin's deafening roar came from the receiver: "Son, where did you die? Daddy is worried that you will die. Do you know? After so many days without replying a single message, I am afraid that you will be tied up and sold by some mysterious organization!"

He Shumo carried the phone a little farther away to prevent his ears from being deafened: "There is no signal in the mountains. Didn't I say it? I finally found a place with a signal today."

"Which no-man's land did you go to? In the 21st century, there are still places where there is no signal, and you have stayed there for half a month? Momo, if you are tied up by something, just cough, and Dad will try to find a way to get rid of it." I will find you and rescue you!" Chong Lin's tone seemed to be joking, but they were all brothers who had played since childhood, and He Shumo could hear the worry hidden in his words.

"Don't fill your brain with weird things." He Shumo comforted: "I'm doing very well. Recently, I've been away from the annoying little goblins like mobile phones and computers, and I've fully experienced the scenery of nature, and I have new ideas. Feelings about life, I really don’t want to be here. But I’ll go back after playing for a while, before school starts at the latest, don’t worry.”

"Okay, then dad will wait for you to come back." Chong Lin heaved a sigh of relief, and chatted with him about the game again.

When he heard the name "Crazy Knife" again, He Shumo's mood was a little complicated. He thought: You may not know that behind this account is the president of Jiuxiao, and I am now his little cat. Not only did she sleep under his quilt, but she even turned him into a sexual dream object.

When he was about to hang up, a bold idea suddenly sprouted in He Shumo's heart.The system is actually trying its best to hide the fact that it has become a cat for itself, and even when it can't hide it, it is willing to change itself back into a human for a short time.Then can he use his mechanism to get some opportunities to become human activities? Although it may not have much practical significance, he still wants to enjoy the free time as a human being for a while.

"Chonglin, well, in the next few days, I may sometimes find the signal like today. If you have something to do, you can call a few more times, maybe you will get through. There is no guarantee that you can get through every time, but there will always be Several times." He Shumo thought, if the system judged that he was in a safe and hidden environment at that time, would he turn himself back into a human like today?

It's a pity that Chonglin couldn't understand his painstaking efforts: "Then can't you take the initiative to call me when the signal is good? I'll call you a few more times. Why am I so idle? When I was in a relationship, I was never so used to me." daughter in law."

"Cough, all right, then I'll get a signal later, I'll give you a call." He Shumo said with a wry smile.

"That's about the same." Chonglin said, "Then I'll wait for your call, and if I lose contact for such a long time, I'll call the police!"

[Birthday gift: Give the host three chances to transform back into a human. The time limit is within one hour, and you can take the initiative to cancel it.The host is requested to allocate the usage time reasonably, and please do not expose the matter of becoming a cat in front of anyone. 】

birthday present?As soon as He Shumo hung up the phone, he heard the system prompt, and unconsciously slid his fingertips on the screen: Is it really a birthday present?Or is it because I promised Chonglin that I would call him just now, so I reasonably created the opportunity for myself to call?

No matter, the result is ideal.He Shumo looked at the time, there was still half an hour left, hurry up and fill your stomach is the main thing.There was still change in the wallet, so He Shumo walked into the noodle shop, ordered a bowl of beef noodles, and added an egg on purpose, thinking it was longevity noodles.

At that time, Yan Lu was eating lunch in the office, and there was a canned cat food at home, so there was no need to worry about the cat starving, but would that picky eater really eat the canned food obediently?Is it still angry?Because I said something about sterilization.Maybe there are other things, he doesn't seem to like to be close to people too much, he usually touches him twice, and meows at himself pettyly.Others don't even touch it.He was stuffed under the covers all night yesterday, perhaps because of this anger?

Yan Lu put down his chopsticks and asked Xun Liangjun, who was sorting out the documents, "How do I coax the cat when it's angry?"

"Ah?" Xun Liangjun shook his hand and almost threw the document in his hand. Since his boss raised a cat, his style of painting has become more and more abnormal day by day. Look, what are these questions.Coax the cat?As for the boss's violent temper, it's fine if he doesn't get angry with others. When someone gets angry with him and coaxes him, he doesn't even care about coaxing people. Now he wants to coax the cat?