Compulsory stir base [entertainment circle]

Recently, a post on a certain forum quickly became popular, and then it was reposted on Weibo, Tieba and other major social platforms.

The title of the post is: "So the CEO is an idiot." The content is as follows:

Original poster: I originally thought that this was an inspirational story of a dick boy rebelling against a tall, rich and handsome man, but I didn’t want it to be a story of a golden idiot breaking up a crooked dick guy. Is the world too wonderful or am I too simple? (Accompanied by Zhang Yang's one-knee proposal to Wen Yao's photo)

Landlord: The matter starts with Zhang Nanshen's highly anticipated marriage proposal.It is said that when everyone was moved to tears by the marriage proposal of the male god, only the host kept a clear mind and quickly grasped the point, which was the sentence "Whether you are Xiaoquanquan or Wenyao, I love it so much that I can't extricate myself..." Oh, I'm so touched, but the host just caught on to those three words, which are rightly "small circles".

Landlord; What the hell is a "small circle"?I am ruthless, domineering and handsome. Why would the CEO, who dares not get close to anyone within three meters, be associated with the name "Little Circle"?buckle?Weibo?Post it?Is it Mao?But the male god clearly meant that the CEO once played a role called "Little Circle".No matter why the smug CEO is associated with such a motherly name, the host decided to take a look at this mysterious "little circle".

I am handsome and split the sky: Liu Ming, the fire tongs, eat melons and wait.

Landlord: First of all, QQ. After typing in "Xiaoquanquan", there are dozens of them... The landlord saw that there was no suspicious target.Then there is Tieba, I think Mr. President must have no time to play Tieba forums with such a busy schedule, so let’s push it back, WeChat?Hehe, there are still too many, the landlord, I wisely checked Weibo first, isn’t Weibo not allowed to have the same name?As witty as I am.

Thin man who loses weight: Fire Tong Liu Ming

Swallow: Hurry up and die, less pretense and talk more.

So who: Don't be a fool, the landlord, hurry up and tell me, who is that small circle.

Hehehe: Visually, the host is a gay guy, and he must be a shou.

......

Landlord: Ladies and gentlemen, don’t worry, let me speak slowly.

Landlord: Didn’t you say you checked Weibo?A search of Xiaoquanquan, such as Feifei Xiaoquanquan, Zhu Xiaoquanquan, Xiaoquanquan purchasing agents, and so on, came up a lot, but there are clues, Xiaoquanquan, Weibo has this person.The landlord clicked in with excitement and took a look, oh shit, the profile picture is a dog, but don't worry, the data shows that the gender is male.Men, comrades.

Landlord: The most important thing is, the blogger’s only Weibo, the only Weibo.What do you think the content is?what is that?Even if you think about it, you can't figure out what it is! ! !Let me tell you, the poster was crazy at the time, it was a photo. (Screenshot photo: Mr. President is holding a red scarf in his slender, white and bony hands)

Chrysanthemum Remnant: Ahhhhhhhhhhh that is the scarf of the male god. The male god said that he likes it very much.

Dongfeng Po: Shocked!

My brother is about to come to the bowl: I am also crazy!

The only love: The host will move on.

......

Original poster: The original poster went crazy to look up the Weibo of the male god in XX (four years ago), and found that this mysterious red scarf appeared in many photos. I still remember that there were many people guessing the origin of the scarf at that time .Alright, after the host calmed down, he went on to pick up other evidences of the "Little Circle" blogger and Zhang Nanshen. This blog has not been updated for nearly five years, but the only time this Weibo was posted is XY year (—— >5 years ago) on October 10th, then the problem came, the first time Zhang Nanshen posted his red scarf was on October 25th of the same year, were you shocked? Please call me Sherlock Holmes.

Host: Now, the host has basically concluded that Xiaoquanquan is inextricably linked with the male god. It is even almost certain that this Xiaoquanquan is the Xiaoquanquan mentioned by the male god. According to the male god, Xiaoquanquan It is the president, so that means that this blogger is undoubtedly the president.Although the host doesn't want to believe that the president is so crazy about the cool and domineering man, how could he choose such a girly, innocent, cute and cute name, but this is the truth.

Landlord: So here comes the question, have you noticed the time? In October of XY, what was God Zhang doing at that time?Oh my god, the male god Zhang was a slutty programmer who had just entered his senior year at D University at that time, what the hell, the poster discovered something amazing. It is said that the male god had girlfriends before his senior year. They only broke up in the second semester of their junior year, that is to say, the male god was either born crooked or crooked.So why does the male god change his mind now?I think it has something to do with this small circle.

Oh my god, Xiaoquanquan is really a god.

Luohuayouyi: So they fell in love long before the male god set foot in the entertainment industry?

The sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes: because of blowing Sting.

Corruptor also: Indicates that he has paid attention to Xiaoquanquan.

......

Host: The host carefully checked the previous Weibo posts of the male god Zhang, and found that the male god seems to like soft and cute things. In recent years, the male god has mentioned it many times on many occasions. There was never resistance.The landlord Sherlock Holmes is on the upper body, so can you speculate that the president turned into a small circle to make Zhang, who is still a straight man, unable to resist... Thinking about it this way, the amount of information is huge, but such a president makes the landlord cute The house was full of blood.

Host: From this, the host concluded that it was the rich and handsome CEO who was chasing the funny guy Zhang.But, do you think this is over?no end.Because the host is really being turned into a small circle by the cute president, so I turned over and over again to see the only Weibo and that photo of the president, as long as I think of our handsome and cold president called Xiaoquanquan , the landlord couldn't help but was bloodied again.But... something that shocked the universe happened, and the landlord discovered something fatal.

Watching the World 1234: The landlord, tell me, what's the matter!Anxious.

The left hand is youthful and the right hand is love: it’s so cute, it’s so cute, so let’s talk.

(A hundred reminders are omitted here)

Landlord: Keep your eyes open, everyone, and accept the fact that death does not pay for death.Everyone, please look at the red circle in the picture below. After careful research and comparison by the host, I found a little brownish-yellow thing coming out of the far right behind the president in the photo. It is a sweater needle. Yes, that’s right. It has been verified, buy wool and get a sweater needle, which is exactly the same as this one.Also, please take a closer look, the background of the photo is the president's computer with a black screen, have you noticed that the reflected image on the far left of the computer does seem to have a very long sweater needle.So the landlord asked a professional friend to do the image restoration process. Guess what you found?

(Omitting [-] articles here indicates that the netizens who are stuck in the main site of the host will be hacked to death)

Landlord: Damn, don’t say anything, just upload the picture. (The picture is slightly blurry, but it is obvious that it is a red scarf that has not been finished yet.) In other words, the red scarf that the president gave to the male god was probably woven by the president himself. Oh, a pair of woolen scarves for lovers.

(Eight hundred articles are omitted here to indicate netizens who were stunned by this fact and fainted in the toilet)

Landlord: So far, I swear that the president who can knit sweaters is invincible, and the idiot president is invincible in the universe, so it is no accident that the male god Zhang was beaten.This couple, I will stand forever.

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It is said that there have been tens of thousands of replies to this post, and the small circle that has not been updated in five years, it is said that the number of fans has changed from 1 to more than 800 million.Is it human?It's only been a few days, and it's growing by millions every day.

Regarding this, Wen Yao took a deep breath. He said that fortunately, when Zhang Yang broke up with Xiaoquanquan, he silently and sadly deleted all those microblogs such as suicide and not wanting to live. Leave this alone.Zhang Yang didn't know him at that time, but Zhang Yang liked this scarf very much. He said that this was the only one worth commemorating, so he kept this as a souvenir, and then he appeared in front of Zhang Yang as Wen Yao, and also I have never used this Weibo again, so luckily.

However, he was still a little apprehensive, saying that Zhang Yang wouldn't read this post, so wouldn't he know about knitting sweaters?oh my god what a shame

Zhang Yang finally had a few days off, and planned to cling to his wife these days, even if she came to the company, he would follow her, and by the way, show off his affection all the time.For example, right now he was lying sprawled on the sofa in his wife's office, sleeping.Then he found that his wife behind the desk was always peeking at him from time to time, and that gaze was too hot.

Zhang Yang suddenly sat up straight, the pen in Wen Yao's hand trembled in fright, and fell to the table, "You... you fell asleep, didn't you?"

"Hey, you're here, I can't sleep." Zhang Yang got up and walked over, then pulled him up under Wen Yao's inexplicable eyes, and he sat down on his own buttocks, and then stretched out his arms to hug his wife With a little effort, Wen Yao sat on his lap.

"You... Zhang Yang, what are you doing, put me down quickly." Wen Yao's face turned red, really, I don't want to change this problem in this life, I just hope that when I get older, I will be thick-skinned point.

"Oh, don't move, don't move, there is no one else, my wife, I finally have time to accompany you, we have to race against the clock." Zhang Yang said, holding Wen Yaolou tightly.

"How can I work when you're like this?" Wen Yao said angrily with a blushing face.

"My wife, sitting on a chair is sitting, and sitting on my lap is also sitting, so you treat me as a chair." Zhang Yang said cheekily.

"Bastard, there is no chair with hands and feet, where are you touching!" Wen Yao gritted his teeth, a familiar tremor suddenly came from his body, and his whole body seemed to burn in the blink of an eye. Thinking of where this is, Wen Yao can't wait Pull out the flailing hand and cut it off.

"Honey, you don't know how hard it is for me to film outside, but I miss you every day, especially every night, I want to hug you to sleep, don't you miss me?"

"I don't want to! Uh~ bastard, your hand, hurry up... ah, take it out."

"Honey, you're lying, didn't you think why I kept peeking at me just now?" Xiao Mian obviously refused to admit it even though he thought about it.

"Um... bastard, you... you stick out." Wen Yao trembled all over, angry and anxious and unable to control his body reaction.Zhang Yang suddenly spread his legs so that he was facing him, and then opened his mouth to enclose Wen Yao's Adam's apple.

"Um, here... no, uh!"

"Don't worry, wife, there is no one else here."

no one else?Chen Peng, who pouted his buttocks and stretched his neck, looked through the crack of the door and said, Mr. President, the man of the President’s family, I’m really sorry. I probably didn’t close the door when I went out just now. There is such a small gap.

Chen Peng unconsciously wiped the sweat from his forehead.The president's man, you are majestic and majestic, domineering, too fierce. In this picture, the president sits on the president's lap, and then turns his back to me, leaning his neck as if enjoying himself, and utters a few shameful sounds from time to time. The groan, very good, for this picture, I will die, and it is... worth it.

Chen Peng said, please don't worry about the president and the president's man, I will keep it a secret.Um... No, why is there a bunch of long hair drooping on the forehead?Chen Peng raised his head sharply, oh my god, there are four or five elongated heads on it, and when he turned his head... there were ten or twenty red-faced male and female employees, uh...those nosebleeds were swollen What's the matter, is it too hot? Isn't there an air conditioner?

No, Mr. President, I'm sorry, it seems that your image has collapsed again.

Chen Peng stared fiercely, closed the door carefully, and turned his eyes to signal: If you say it, you are finished.

Everyone expressed their understanding, this is not the first time.

"Ah!" Wen Yao let out a subdued moan, and then grabbed Zhang Yang's back with both hands, Zhang Yang gasped suddenly.

"Is it comfortable?" Zhang Yang panted, fingers in and out, pried open his white shirt with his mouth, and moved his tongue nimbly on his chest.

"Hold your words." Wen Yao curled his toes in shame.

"Okay." Don't let me say, then I will be the head office.

……

After the incident, Wen Yao still tentatively asked out his doubts just now. Although this guy's pissing nature is sure that he can't hide his words, it's still safer to ask.

"Have you read the gossip in the past two days?"

"I don't have time to read it. I miss you all the time when I get home."

"Oh." That's good, "You are not allowed to play with your mobile phone these days." In the past two days, I will quickly divert the attention of netizens.

"Yes, but why?"

"It's nothing, it's just that some netizens picked up Xiaoquanquan." Wen Yao said sullenly.

"What's the matter, I already know." Zhang Yang said with a smile, it turned out to be this matter.

"Huh? Then...you"

"Old Wu told me."

"Did he say anything else?"

"Anything else?"

"No." He wouldn't say anything about it, even if he saw it, he wouldn't admit it, and he must lock that room after he went back, that's right.

after get off work.

Zhang Yang: "What are they looking at? Their eyes are a bit strange." Zhang Yang frowned in dissatisfaction, and then possessively took Wen Yao into his arms. Was it his eyes that were dazzled or an illusion?Why do you feel that everyone's eyes are weird, they are all looking at Wen Yao's buttocks, damn it, it's mine.

Wen Yao: "Is there? I rarely pay attention to them."

Zhang Yang: "Let's go home."

Audience: Sure enough, the male god Zhang is mighty and majestic, and the president's path is not stable.