Compulsory stir base [entertainment circle]

Zhang Yang was very puzzled, although this cheap daughter-in-law's gender was unreliable, she was unexpectedly reliable, even more reliable than his previous girlfriends, who treated him so well that every time Zhang Yang wanted to sever the relationship, he was stunned. went back.Treat him meticulously, care about him when he should be caring, and act coquettishly and cutely when he should be.From time to time, various things come in, such as a lot of cold medicines and stomach medicines, and he seems to feel worse than himself when he catches a cold. It should be okay to treat him as his own younger brother.

However, this small circle is also a bit shy, they are so familiar, Zhang Yang is drunk even if he doesn't show the photos, everyone is a man, what's wrong with seeing a photo to get to know each other?Besides, isn’t your husband getting older and your husband getting shorter every day?Isn't it normal for your husband to see what you look like?But in Xiaoquanquan... he always asks the reason in two words: shy.

Zhang Yang has black lines on his face, shy, is your sister a man!Fu Er, he must have cast the wrong fetus and become a freak. It's a pity that he can't see his face. After all, even the voice over the phone is enough to make him jealous, so I'm really looking forward to that guy's appearance, purely curious ah.And those beautiful hands, Zhang Yang always had the feeling of being seduced by his hands, it was the first time he was seduced by a pair of men's hands, this must not be an illusion.With a nice voice and good-looking hands, Zhang Yang said that this guy should not look ugly at all.

Time passed day by day, Zhang Yang became more and more familiar with Xiaoquanquan, and gradually became familiar with the way of getting along with him. Apart from liking men, Zhang Yang found that Xiaoquanquan was really good, especially for him. It is especially good, there is always a feeling of heart and soul, and after getting along slowly, Zhang Yang also roughly understands that Xiaoquanquan is a nine-to-five office worker in this city, both parents are dead, no friends and relatives, Living alone is very poor.Zhang Yang felt a little sympathetic to him, and finally understood why he was so clinging to his own life-saving straw, that feeling of being overwhelmed by his whole heart, that feeling of total dependence, in fact, for some macho Zhang Yang Speaking of him, he enjoyed the feeling of being depended on and entrusted to him, so he gradually treated him much better than before.

It's just that I always think that if that girl is a girl, even if he stalks her relentlessly, he will still get her and marry her. Unfortunately...the other party is a real Chinese paper.But even so, this weird relationship has been maintained day by day.Zhang Yang was puzzled.

Two months passed in the blink of an eye in the first semester of senior year, and the hot weather gradually turned cold, and the scarf that Xiaoquanquan gave finally came in handy.The more Zhang Yang looked at it, the more he liked it. He was standing under the ginkgo tree in a black coat with a long red scarf. He had long, slender legs and a handsome face with a hint of a smile. The golden ginkgo leaves fell with the wind, turning the green Sprinkle another layer of golden, like putting on a layer of literary and artistic coat on Zhang Yang, the handsome appearance is so much more mysterious.

Zhang Yang posted the scarf habitually, and then went to the homepage, read a few funny jokes, and when Zhang Yang came back after laughing enough, he found that there were many comments under the scarf.During this period of time, fans have been growing for no reason, but the content is becoming more and more uncontrollable.

Zy's true fan: So handsome!

What the hell is zy?Zhang Yang wondered.

Rotten is healthier: You really didn't disappoint me, it's too tm offensive, um, now there is a lack of suffering.

Nihao—True Love: Marry me, marry me, marry me, say important things three times.

Low-key onlookers: Reply to @尼好——true love: Damn mentally retarded!

Ni Hao——True Love Reply @微尊园观: Dog leash!

Low-key: The red scarf is so beautiful, I pray that it is not made by a certain girl.

A sword in the blue sky: The red scarf looks good.

La la la la: Reply to @很少: +1.

The world is corrupt: Does the blogger have a boyfriend?If you don't have one, find one quickly, and if you have one, let's post it.

The ashes of the rotten girl: The system automatically @小受受, come and find your husband soon.

.. ......

Who is Xiao Shoushou?Zhang Yang clicked on Xiao Shou Shou in a strange way, and suddenly his hair was covered with black lines, blinding his dog's eyes.This blogger shares all kinds of pictures of beautiful men every day, such as cute shou, monstrous shou, warm and muscular shou... what the hell, Zhang Yang is jaw-dropping, especially those boys... Those things that look more girly than girls are so real Is it a man?Zhang Yang wanted to poke his eyes, feeling that his world view had been refreshed.

On the other side, in the CEO's office, quietly looking at Zhang Yang's bib comment area, a strange smile seemed to flash across his cold face, the power of the navy should not be underestimated, but, I really want to know the expression of that person now.

As a senior, besides preparing for graduation projects, most of the students are either preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination or looking for a job, and Zhang Yang belongs to the latter.As a programmer, Zhang Yang is not worried about not being able to find a job, but he also hopes to find a relatively good one.

Zhang Yang's D University is considered a first-class university in China. Although it is only last semester, many large companies have come to the school to recruit. There are more than a dozen or more presentations distributed around the campus every day. Presentations, resume submissions, and written tests , interview, retest, getting an offer... Zhang Yang also ran back and forth, but the internet companies he valued the most hadn't come yet, so he hadn't made a decision yet.

On this day, Yaowen Cultural Media Co., Ltd., one of the largest entertainment companies in China, suddenly posted a recruitment notice. Suddenly, it was like a bomb was placed in the school, and it exploded with a bang, but, What is puzzling is why does an entertainment company come to our polytechnic school to join in the fun?

Zhang Yang also went to the BBS to read the recruitment announcement, but Yaowen's recruitment announcement was so weird.

"One assistant to the president! One assistant to the president can make our school climax? Is this position so expensive? Besides, assistant, why did you come to our science and engineering school? Is it for a joke?" Zhang Yang was speechless.

"What's wrong with our science and engineering department! What's wrong with our science and engineering department!" Xiaopang said angrily, "We also have beautiful girls, soft and cute girls in our science and engineering department, and our science and engineering girls will have their liberal arts girls. Paper doesn’t necessarily do that.”

"Come on, I didn't mention you, a science and engineering girl", Zhang Yang couldn't help rolling his eyes, "It's not about you, why are you so excited".

"Sister paper, your sister! You are the sister paper."Xiaopang glared at Zhang Yang angrily, this guy always liked to hurt him.

"Huh? No." Zhang Yang ignored him and looked down, but suddenly found something even more shocking, "What the hell is hiring an assistant to restrict gender males?"

"Old Zhang! Come on, we are optimistic about you."

"Fuck your sister! Let me be an assistant for a rough guy who studies computers? Serve tea, pour water, or print documents? If the boss is a woman, won't you still sneak on me? And, again, don't call My old Zhang", the gatekeeper at the door or the old Zhang next door?

Dahei rolled his eyes and was convinced, "Don't you read the introduction? Don't you know what company Yaowen is?".

"What introduction?".

"Band mallet", Dahei couldn't help but speak in dialect. "Yaowen Culture Media Co., Ltd. is one of the leading media companies in China. You may not understand it. Let me talk about the artists of their company. For example, your goddess Zheng Yuanyuan belongs to Yaowen. They are absolutely amazing The big company that is coaxing, sneaking into you? Humph, a joke," Dahei laughed.

"Damn it, is it so awesome?" Zhang Yang was stunned. He didn't know about the media company, but who Zheng Yuanyuan was, she was the goddess in his mind. No one knew who was the hottest show star nowadays.

"Li Tian, ​​Zhu Xiaorui, Wang Yang, Cheng Bingyu, actors and actresses, and...there are too many of them. Just a few of the movies and TVs invested by their company are household names. Do you have any common sense?" Dahei Look at him like an idiot.

"I rub it, I am short-sighted."Zhang Yang swallowed, but then again, there are so many celebrities, it's good to remember a few, who cares which one they belong to.

"It is said that the president of Yaowen Media is very mysterious. He is a mysterious god in the entertainment industry. It is said that he has a good-looking appearance and a lot of first-line fresh meat, but he is very low-key and has not accepted any interviews. However, some people speculate that this person may It's a bit surprising, so he has never appeared in public, of course, no matter what he looks like, he is an absolute behind-the-scenes boss, a master, and he is only 26 years old," said Dahei.

Zhang Yang gave Dahei a weird look: "I didn't expect you to be a gossip."

"You're the only gossip", I don't bother to care about this stuff.

"Don't tell me you all submitted your resumes?" Zhang Yang suddenly understood something in a flash of inspiration.

Dahei shrugged, obviously.Dahei is actually very handsome, his stature is not much worse than Zhang Yang's, just because there is a darker short guy nicknamed Erhei in his class, so he was nicknamed Dahei if he was a little darker, Zhang Yang is no less Run on others, such as our dog is called Dahei...

Zhang Yang turned to Xiaopang again: "You voted too, Xiaopang?"

"Why can't I vote?" Fatty expressed dissatisfaction.

"Look carefully, the request is clearly written, the image and temperament are good, the temperament... well, is there such an image?", Xiaopang would have to weigh 170 catties at least.

"Get out of here!" Fatty's face darkened, he didn't bother to care about this guy, "Look at your bum."

"Chihaha~", Xiaopang is the living treasure of the dormitory, and he often brings laughter to them.

After the joke, Zhang Yang took a serious look at the recruitment notice. Although he couldn't do anything professionally, this is a big company after all. He couldn't confine himself to the Internet. A successful person must have a broad vision. It doesn't matter on the surface.After submitting his resume online, unexpectedly, Zhang Yang received an interview notice that night, and the written test was waived.

Speaking of which, Zhang Yang remembered that Xiaoquanquan said before that his image was very suitable for being an actor.In fact, Zhang Yang usually pays attention to exercise, and his body is muscular and has no excess fat. With a height of 189 and slender thighs, he is simply the long-legged Oppa that girls love most, but he is just a programmer.

Zhang Yang was the first to tell Xiaoquanquan the news. Xiaoquanquan was very supportive and looking forward to it.Habit is the worst enemy.

Two days passed in the blink of an eye, and today was Yaowen's interview day. Zhang Yang went to the school's commercial street to rent a suit, and his energy was lifted instantly. The whole person is different in formal clothes, and the roommate said that this product is really human-like.

Before leaving, take a selfie and send a scarf to the interview to ask for blessings.

As for Fatty and Dahei, they can only stare at this guy, depressed, they didn't even receive the interview notice, especially Dahei, shit, he said it's fine if Fatty didn't receive it, what if he didn't receive it What's the matter, what look.

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Scarf Title: Tie Zhu Plays Bad Liar Series Liar Have you ever experienced despair? (Take a video in one second)

Characters: Zhao Tiezhu, Liar No. 1, Liar No. 2.

Background: The scammer pretends to be the customer service of a certain treasure and makes a fraudulent call, saying that there is an error in your order, and then sends you a phishing website to take your money away.

Event: Call a liar. (this is so boring)

The content of the call is as follows:

Liar No. 1: Hello, how are you?

Zhao Tiezhu: Hello, hello!Did you call me yesterday? (why is this a sentence break or a breath break)

Liar No. 1: Ah yes, you are Ms. Liu, right? (Chihahahaha... Nima is deaf, which lady has such a rough voice).

Zhao Tiezhu: Hey!Ms. Liu?do i sound like a ladyCan I have a snack?

The liar is silent for two seconds.

Liar No. 1: Did you buy thermal underwear from xbao.com at that time? (No matter what, the procedures still have to be followed, and they are serious if they are liars).

Zhao Tiezhu: No, I bought sexy lingerie. (++)

Liar No. 1 (embarrassed): Ah, wait a moment, I'll check it for you, ah, I'm sorry for making a mistake, wait a moment and I'll show you.

Zhao Tiezhu: Oh!I remembered, I bought sexy thermal underwear, a sexy long johns! (The whole bed laughed, Nima is too shameless).

The liar was silent for three seconds.

Liar No. 2: Hello, hello.

Zhao Tiezhu: Hello, hello, hey?Why did you change people?Don't embarrass that big girl just now, it's not easy.

Liar No. 2: ...it's like this, our brand can say water...

Zhao Tiezhu (interrupted in time, so surprised): Who are you talking about?

Another second of silence

Liar No. 2: It means that the water is very strong (Taiwan accent).

Zhao Tiezhu (interrupted before finishing): Who did it say? (more suspicious tone)

There was another two seconds of silence, Zhang Yang guessed that the other party wanted to smack the shit out of him.

Liar No. 2: It is this long johns who say the water is very strong.

Zhao Tiezhu: Who is my sexy long johns talking about?Did it get me into trouble again?

Liar No. 2 (extremely patient): It is two sizes smaller after entering the water!

Zhao Tiezhu (suddenly realized): Oh - shrunk, huh?Did you put my long johns in the water?

Liar No. [-]: ...I want to give you a refund now, please place a new order... (The liar has given up explaining)

Zhao Tiezhu: I will give you Alipay and call me directly.

Liar No. 2: Add me on QQ, we will send you the Alipay refund agreement, you can do it yourself, I...

Zhao Tiezhu (interrupting again): But I can't access the Internet now.

Liar No. 2: Why can't I go online?

Zhao Tiezhu: I have no money to pay the Internet fee, and the electricity is almost cut off for me! ! ! (hum)

Liar (probably wants to kill this bitch): Which floor do you live on now?

Zhao Tiezhu: The 11th floor!Do you want to pull the network cable for me? (laughing)

Liar No. [-] (impatient + ignoring): How many floors are you at the top?

Zhao Tiezhu: The 25th floor, hey, you can just pull the optical fiber, and you still have to give me the entire signal tower? (Haha, I'm sure).

Liar No. 2: Yes, the signal on the top floor is good, please go to the top floor and jump off for me! ! !

beep...

"Hahaha", the dormitory laughed.

Zhao Tiezhu was stunned, hang up?Why doesn't this liar play his cards according to the routine? (Hahahaha) No, I called again, but the scammer hung up on me. This made him feel ashamed, and he expressed ten thousand points of dissatisfaction.

Liar: Hey, what do you want to do? (rhythm to crash).

Zhao Tiezhu: Can you chat with me for another 10 yuan? I am a friend of women from all over the world. I just want to discuss with you the inevitable connection between the detection of gravitational waves and the general theory of relativity. I...

Liar: Hit me again and call the police, beep beep beep...

"On whether the liar has experienced despair", "On the shadow in the liar's heart", "On whether the liar will call the police after being driven crazy"... Netizens said in succession: Hey, are you a demon?I want to call the police.