What is it like to study at Midtown High School?

There is a group of X-Men on the other side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea~ They are lively and smart~ They are naughty and sensitive~ They live freely in the Xavier Manor~ They are kind, brave and caring for each other~ Oh, cute X-Men~ Oh, the cute X-Men ~ they worked together and beat Lan Tianqi ~ they were drinking and fighting happily ~

Before coming to X Academy, Allen only knew that they were a group of "Dior" mutants, whose destructive power to buildings and attacks on villains were not inferior to the Avengers, and the image of Wolverine's tough guy was deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. , so Allen always believed that the X-Men were learning free fighting at the X Academy.

Then he was called up early in the morning to attend Professor X's literature class.

Allen, who didn't even have a textbook, lay beside Kuaiyin half asleep and half awake, and asked in a daze, "Don't you all have winter vacation?"

"No!" Kuaiyin replied naturally, "We are not a formal school."

Allen thought about it too-he spent three days on the house and two days on the tiles, so how could he make up cultural lessons if he didn't take up the vacation.However, Allen, who thought he had received a good formal education, couldn't resist, and fell asleep again as soon as he opened and closed his eyes, until his good roommate Kuaiyin poked him awake.

"Damn it, you dare to sleep in the professor's class???" Kuaiyin opened his mouth exaggeratedly, "No! More importantly, you actually slept in the professor's class without being brainwashed???"

Allen rubbed his eyes, thinking silly boy, I didn't join the school here~

But Alan didn't want to make up the numbers for Mystique's tactics class. He slipped back to the dormitory and fell asleep until he was woken up by natural hunger.

Rubbing his stomach and looking at the ceiling, Allen suddenly missed the days when someone would call him to eat every day.

The mobile phone next to the pillow vibrated angrily, and Allen touched it to see that there were five unread text messages and three missed calls.

"Ellen, are you up yet?"

"Are you awake?"

"The sun is drying my butt~"

"stand up!"

"Have you eaten yet. (smiling face)"

In the end, the half-smile expression made Allen's little heart tremble a little, and he replied obediently: "Eat it."Then turn off the phone and head out for food before another text message arrives.

After asking several young girls along the way, Allen finally found the kitchen, but found that there was no hot food. There were some ingredients in the refrigerator, but Allen, who hadn't cooked for thousands of years, couldn't handle them.

Just as he was struggling with a carrot, a voice suddenly came from the corner: "There are processed microwave food in the bottom of the safe."

Allen turned around, only to see an empty beer can rolling out from under the table. Looking again, an angel was sitting behind a row of high-backed chairs, with one unobstructed wing protruding from the edge of the chair.

"Are you...an angel?"

"Warren." The angel's voice sounded unfriendly, "Don't be like that circus kid."

Allen shrugged, and dug out a box of semi-finished ingredients from the refrigerator: "But Pietro also calls you an angel."

"That fast kid?" Warren finally got up from the ground, rolled over and sat on the chair, the big white wings were quite ornamental.

"Well, it's Kuaiyin." Allen, who was waiting for lunch, had nothing to do, so he just sat down and chatted with the angel, "I don't know many people."

"So you're the new kid the circus kid said."

"Uh...do you have any problems with that long-tailed, blue-skinned brother?"

Warren opened another bottle of beer fiercely, frowned and cursed: "The first time I saw him, he burned my wings; the second time I saw him, he buried me under the crashed plane ——Do you think Lao Tzu has had a holiday with him?"

Allen thought for a while about the shy little brother, doesn't he seem like someone who would do such a thing?

Seeing his disbelief on his face, Warren added: "I was under Tianqi at the time."

Oh... no wonder then.

Ding, lunch is ready.

Hungry, Alan ate his first meal at Academy X accompanied by a grumpy angel, and refused the beer offered by the angel—there was no one to help him take a bath here!

After learning that Alan is not a new "student", the angel seems to have found a companion: "Go out with me at night? Although the neighborhood is deserted, there are still a few good bars a little further away."

Bars, feasting and beauties, Ellen hasn't been to this kind of entertainment place yet...

The angel saw that the young man's heart was moving, and immediately stepped up the temptation: "Hey, you are not the kind of obedient student, are you?"

"Of course not!" Allen retorted immediately, he was not Peter.

Speaking of it, champagne and beautiful women (not loli!) are not attractive to Allen, but this kind of occasion full of taboos for minors makes Allen quite want to see it, just like the first time Like skipping class.

However, Worthington III, who has been sensual and sensual for many years, doesn't know this. He is just very happy to take someone out to play with him. You have to know that even drinking a beer in this ghost place has to be sneaky-and that neurotic Cote, Surreptitiously spy on him all day long!

After Allen said goodbye to Warren, he walked around the school. Many people greeted the "newcomer", and a boy with a sinister smile set a fireball in front of him. Fortunately, another boy who looked like The very steady boy used ice to make a hockey puck.

Generally speaking, the school spirit of Academy X is good, and Alan Parker, who visited the circle, expressed his satisfaction.

When he returned to the dormitory, Allen found that his roommate was arguing with someone on the phone.

"No! I said no, but I can't!" Pietro was so anxious that his curly hair was about to explode, "What can you teach here? My mother will not approve! My father will hang you on the Golden Gate Bridge !"

Allen thoughtfully closed the door tightly and motioned Pietro to continue.

But the person on the other end of the phone seemed to calm down Pietro by saying a few words in a leisurely manner, and Kuaiyin's expression became stiff little by little with what the person said, and then the phone dropped from his hand On the bed, Pietro looked at his roommate with a bitter face: "Alan, what should I do if my boyfriend is coming to teach?"

"..." This is Allen who swallowed all the consolation plans he had prepared.

After 10 minutes, Allen, who finally swallowed Pietro's words, choked out: "Are you gay?"

Pietro flicked his fingers on the phone screen and replied to Allen at the same time: "Yeah, what's the matter?"

"...No, it's nothing." Allen rubbed his head and complained in his heart: My brother is already suspected, and so is my roommate. Could it be that I am the legendary GAY Da?

Soon, several boys who were close to Pietro all gathered in this dormitory. The personnel were as follows: Cyclops Scott, Iceman Bobby, Burning John, Nightcrawler Kurt, and Angel Warren who was dragged by Nightcrawler.

After the boys calmly listened to Pietro's story about the tragic event that was about to happen, they unanimously... laughed.

John smiled especially happily: "Yes! Let you show your affection all day long! Ah, Remy sent me delicious food again~Ah, Remy said good night to me in five languages ​​every day~"

Pietro glared at John, lay back and wailed: "What do you say? The professor has approved him to teach. My dad will arrive at the school in two days and hang Remy on the Golden Gate Bridge."

Scott suppressed a smile: "Hang hang, I have prepared gasoline and torches."

Pietro rolled his eyes: "I'll let my dad hang up the husky for Rimi's company."

Allen figured out the relationship between the characters amidst the laughter of the boys: Pietro has a boyfriend nicknamed "Gambit", named Remy, who is a thief and gambler by profession (?), man, quite romantic , It's good for the little boy, but he's not good enough in his career, and he's too old, so he doesn't like Pietro's father, Magneto.But this card magnate never forgot about Pietro, he just gave up his job and wanted to come to X Academy to ask for a job. Pietro's mother is Professor X (?) and he approved it. That's it, Xiaokuai Yin's father didn't take the King of Cards seriously at first, but when he saw a good boy, he dared to go to my son's wife and ask for trouble?

Scott touched his glasses protestingly: "What does Magneto hanging on Logan have to do with me?"

The innocent and harmless Kurt was puzzled: "Why did Magneto hang Logan?"

Pietro sneered: "It was Logan who introduced Remy to me, in order to deceive Scott's photo."

"Scott... oops!" Kurt, who wanted to continue asking, was stomped hard by Warren, so he had to swallow his words.

Pietro sat up restlessly: "Can't you come up with some constructive suggestions?"

Bobby, who had been standing coolly by the side, finally spoke: "In my opinion, Gambit should end up in the following three ways: being hanged by Magneto, beaten by Magneto, or killed by Magneto."

"What are you talking about!" Pietro, who was eager to protect his boyfriend, stared at Bobby.

John immediately blocked Bobby with a fireball.

Bobby continued: "But this is something that can only happen when Magneto faces Gambit alone."

Pietro calmed down: "You mean?"

Bobby put on an inscrutable smiling face: "With the professor here, Gambit will be hung up for a while at most - and Wolverine will accompany him (Scott: Hey!), plus Gambit's stalking Bad fight, he probably just stayed in this way."

Pietro's eyes lit up after being awakened by the words: "So the first thing I need to do now is..."

"Get through the level of the professor." Allen concluded.

"I'm going!" As soon as the voice fell, a group of people found that there were only messy sheets and quilts left on Pietro's bed.

Scott looked at Bobby coldly: "Hey, Iceman, you seem to be very experienced in this kind of thing?"

John, who put away the fireball, raised his eyebrows at Scott: "That's~"

Warren, who was just watching, kicked Kurt, who was still a little confused, turned around and left, and Nightcrawler quickly followed.

After witnessing the whole incident, Alan Parker realized with bewilderment that the style of study at Academy X may not be as good as it seems, from the principal to the students...

The author has something to say: [Small Theater]

Logan: Send me a picture of Scott.

Quicksilver: (Several photos of Scott in class)

Logan: No, keep it private. (bad smile)

Kuaiyin: What size do you want (⊙﹏⊙) b

Logan: The scale of the old driver. (smirk)

Quicksilver: That’s not okay, Scott is my brother, if you want a photo, you can take it yourself.

Logan: That kid won't let me get within five meters of him! ! ! (╯‵口′)╯︵┻━┻

Kuaiyin: Then I can’t help it (⊙﹏⊙) b

Logan: How about it, you see that there are couples in school now, and it’s hard for you to be a single dog. Let me introduce you to a partner.

Kuaiyin: (wiping sweat) Aren't you still with me? ……is it nice?

Logan: Nice!Give you pictures. (Photo of Gambit Gambling)

Kuaiyin: Why is he a man... why is he gambling... but he is pretty... how old is he...

Logan: My brother! 32, mature men are attractive, like me.

Kuaiyin: Come on...Give me the contact information...I can't give you Scott's photo...I'll give you a Baidu Cloud account...

[Please Baidu Cloud pay me the advertising fee, thank you! 】

By the way, the godsend old driver a few days ago was really laughing at the baby:-D