When Naruto tripped over his own feet again and dropped the document on the ground, Hokage finally couldn't pretend to ignore it.
It has been two days since Naruto came back from the mission and has been in this state of being out of his mind.Although Kakashi found it troublesome, he couldn't continue to ignore it: "Naruto, what's on your mind? As a teacher, I can..."
"Ah? No, no, no problem at all, let me tell you!" Naruto waved his hands again and again as soon as he got up from the ground, shaking his head like a rattle.
Obviously there is a problem.
"Are you too tired? Why don't you rest for two days..."
"No, no need! I have no problem at all!" Naruto interrupted Kakashi again, he would inevitably date Hinata if he took a break, but for some reason he felt like he couldn't face Hinata.
Kakashi was melancholy for a second, and had no choice but to say: "Forget it, but if you want to say something, Sensei, I am your loyal listener."
Naruto held back for a long time, and finally just gave a vague "hmm".
The Sixth Hokage, who has always been lazy, gave Shikamaru, who is already an assistant officer, a half-day off to enlighten Naruto.
"You are all young people, and you should be able to chat better than an elderly person like me," he said.
You used to be Naruto's team leader, and why did you say "getting older" so boldly?Are you really not afraid of being beaten up by everyone in the same year?
Shikamaru secretly slandered Hokage a few words, and had to accept this task which was not considered a task.After all, his friendship with Naruto is there, so he can't just leave Naruto alone.
Because the practice of asking in person has failed, Shikamaru chose to save the country with a curve.So he found Naruto's teammates Konoha Maru and Moe Huang from the previous mission.
Moe Huang is discussing medical ninjutsu with Sakura, while Konoha Maru is bored poking the food on the plate.
Shikamaru interjected into them without any embarrassment, and the question was straight to the point: "There has been something wrong with Naruto since he came back, did you encounter something during the mission? Or, do you know when he became like this? "
Konoha Maru, who was sluggish, immediately regained his spirits: "I know, I know! Naruto-san became like this after Yuya-san disappeared."
"Eh? Isn't it right?" Moe Huang corrected Konoha Maru who was inexplicably excited, "I clearly remember that Brother Naruto felt a little bit wrong after seeing Brother Sasuke's boyfriend die."
"How could it be so early! After that little brother disappeared, Naruto brother is obviously still normal!"
"That's because you are too careless!"
"Wait, wait, wait..." Shikamaru interrupted the couple who had quarreled daily and hadn't broken up yet, "Sasuke? You said you saw Sasuke? Why didn't you say that in the mission report?" ?”
"Sasuke-kun's, male, boyfriend, boyfriend..."
Shikamaru obviously tried his best to ignore the word that made him almost spit out, but Sakura, who had already entered her own state, took it as the key point.The handle of the metal spoon in her hand has been twisted into a shape of nine bends by her unconsciously.
"Boyfriend...heh, hehe, hehehe..." Sakura was still muttering to herself, "No wonder I was rejected, hehe...So it's the wrong gender..."
Konohamaru continued without realizing it: "...The island country is really a very interesting place! Girls can marry girls, and men and men can be together. I want to stay there for a few more days to study The upgraded version of the □□ technique..."
"Ah! Really! Konohamaru, you idiot! You idiot! What are you talking about in front of girls!"
"But it has a lot to do with Brother Sasuke having a boyfriend, right? After all, he's doing as Romans do, and that little brother seems to be the son of a former daimyo in the island country, but it's a pity to die so young."
"That's right. Brother Sasuke must be very sad."
……
Xiao Ying suddenly pushed the chair away with a crash and stood up: "Talk slowly, I have to take a step ahead..."
"Hey, what's wrong with sister Sakura?" Konoha Maru and Moe Huang stared at Sakura dumbfounded, and leaned closer to Moe Huang's ear to bite.
It took Menghuang a long time to come back to her senses: "Probably... the girl's heart was hurt... something like this?"
Then the two looked at each other, and had to turn to Shikamaru: "Brother Shikamaru, sister Sakura...are you okay? Is, is it because of us?"
Shikamaru's heart was already turbulent and tossing like a stormy sea, but on the surface he looked calm: "Sakura is a disciple of the fifth generation, not as fragile as you think. Well, let's get back to the topic..."
That being said, Shikamaru has foreseen that in the not-too-distant future, Sixth Hokage will probably give him another half-day off, the reason being to enlighten the young deputy head of the medical department.
Last time it was Choji, last time it was Sai, this time it was Naruto, but there may be a next time...
The more Shikamaru thinks about it, the more depressed he becomes. Is his job the assistant of Naruto or the psychotherapist of his friends at the same time? !
In the end, their conversation ended in an increasingly fierce quarrel between Konoha Maru and Moe Huang. The two were tied, and Shikamaru still didn't know whether Naruto became strange after seeing Sasuke's boyfriend die, or from them It started after the client Yuya disappeared.
But for this young couple who regard quarreling as fun, Shikamaru said, why don't you break up? !
In the evening, Shikamaru "ran into" Naruto who was staring at the ramen in a ramen shop.
It was only when Shikamaru's char siu ramen was served that Naruto noticed his presence.
"Ah, it's Shikamaru. Good evening." Naruto greeted him without Naruto at all.
"Good evening, but you look very depressed." Shikamaru opened the chopsticks and pretended to ask casually, "Are you too tired? It's really bad that you have to continue working just after returning from a mission. Ah, Or maybe you were dumped by Hinata? Speaking of which, you really look like you've been broken in love."
Shikamaru obviously felt that when Hinata was mentioned, Naruto froze for a moment, and couldn't help being a little worried. Could it be that Hinata really dumped him?
"Shikamaru, that..."
Shikamaru waited quietly for the next sentence, but Naruto fell silent, and after a while he said in frustration, "Let's forget it."
Count you a big head ghost!
Do you think that I really want to sit here and chat with you, but I still have to endure your silly look of hesitating to speak?Meeting you group of contemporaries who are more and more troublesome than the last, I am really unlucky for eight lifetimes!
Shikamaru complained wildly in his heart, but on the surface he looked like a caring big brother: "To be honest, everyone is very worried about your appearance these two days. Although I don't know what happened to you, Naruto, don't forget, no matter when you , we are all your most steadfast companions."
Seeing that Naruto was a little loose, Shikamaru continued his efforts: "You are Konoha's hero, but for us companions who have been born and died together, you are Uzumaki Naruto first. Just as you trust us, we also trust you. To Knowing that you are not alone, and you don't need to bear everything alone, we are friends, aren't we?"
Naruto was excited: "Actually, I, Sasuke..." Ah, as expected, he still couldn't say it.
Shikamaru was already going crazy, why did he stop again? !Are you kidding me?You must be kidding me!
"Is it really because of Sasuke?" He said calmly.
"Sure enough... what? Do you know something, Shikamaru? Why do you know?"
Ah, psychological counseling has finally entered the primary stage.Shikamaru was very pleased.
"Don't underestimate my intelligence network as the assistant of Hokage." Shikamaru replied solemnly, and then asked uncertainly, "Is it because Sasuke has a boyfriend?"
"Wh-what boyfriend!" Naruto's emotions were obviously aroused, and he was so excited that he clapped his hands, even the ramen soup in front of him was shaken and spilled all over the table, and it was placed on the bowl The chopsticks turned a few times and rolled to the ground.Naruto, who is keen on ramen, didn't realize it, his voice was so high that it almost spread to every corner of Konoha, "Isn't it just a kiss? I said! What's so great! I kissed Sasuke too! And kissed It took longer, it was Sasuke's first kiss, I said!"
"Puff—cough, cough..." Shikamaru said that the ramen soup was too salty, and he just choked on it accidentally.
The hand-slapped uncle picked up the spoon as if nothing had happened, and handed it to the stunned Calamus to wash it. He didn't hear a word about the privacy of the guests.
Passers-by ABCD, who had been lifted from petrification, said that they were just passing by for soy sauce, really!
After reacting, Naruto's face was so red that it was almost smoking, it was not right to continue standing, and it was not right to sit down.
Shikamaru, on the other hand, quickly regained his composure. After all, he was a Hokage assistant and experienced strong winds and waves.
And he deserves to be Konoha's brain. According to the collected information, after bringing it into Naruto's thinking, he quickly guessed Naruto's mind.
"So, that's why you've lost your mind these two days? You can take a break but you still want to do a job you don't like, and even work overtime until the last person leaves... Are you avoiding Hinata? Because you fell in love with someone other than your girlfriend. I dare not face her? Or is it because I don’t know how to express myself in order to break up harmoniously?”
"..."
Naruto was guessed what was on his mind, and was even more at a loss.
This is really... more troublesome than imagined.
Shikamaru sighed, and continued: "Although I think it's not very good for girls, I still suggest you go and pick it out with Hinata. It's good for both of you."
Naruto raised his head suddenly, and then stared at Shikamaru seriously: "Shikamaru...don't you feel disgusted? My friend likes men or something..."
"Naruto." Shikamaru sighed again, and then looked at Naruto with the same serious eyes, "If, I mean, if I like a man, you will feel disgusted, and then you have to keep a distance from me or something ?”
"But isn't Temari what Shikamaru likes?"
"Then treat Temari as a man, don't you think she is always careless, isn't it cool?"
"But no matter how cool Temari is, she's still a girl..."
"Shut up! I'm talking about what if! Just pretend that Temari is a man, and then imagine it!" Shikamaru was angry.
Naruto shut up, and imagined it according to what Shikamaru said.
"Although it feels a bit strange, but Shikamaru is still Shikamaru!" Naruto was just cheering up for less than a second, and immediately became wilted again, "But, Hinata..."
"Our companions at the same time are also at fault for this matter, because Hinata likes you and Neji... so I think you must like her too, and all kinds of enthusiasm for matching you will lead to the current situation. So I'm sorry Naruto. But we are not the parties after all, and you are the only one who can solve this matter." Shikamaru suddenly said half-jokingly, "Whether you are beaten and kneel down to beg for forgiveness or something else, you need to do it yourself Solved. Besides, isn't that your specialty?"
Naruto suddenly became enlightened, and he also laughed: "Hey! Are you complimenting me or hurting me!"
"Of course I'm praising you, Naruto-sama, Naruto-sama."
"Okay, okay, I can't say enough about you." After the joke, Naruto said solemnly, "Thank you, Shikamaru. I'll go first, see you tomorrow!"
Before he finished speaking, Naruto disappeared.
"Sure enough, such a Naruto is Naruto!" Shikamaru sighed, and then picked up a chopstick to pull the noodles, only to find that the noodles were already cooked.
Forget it, let's not eat, anyway, he wasn't hungry at all.
At this time, the boss hand-slapping uncle appeared in time: "Please also pay for Naruto's share just now, you are friends!"
Shikamaru:"……"
Naruto, just wait for me, I will eat it sooner or later!
It has been two days since Naruto came back from the mission and has been in this state of being out of his mind.Although Kakashi found it troublesome, he couldn't continue to ignore it: "Naruto, what's on your mind? As a teacher, I can..."
"Ah? No, no, no problem at all, let me tell you!" Naruto waved his hands again and again as soon as he got up from the ground, shaking his head like a rattle.
Obviously there is a problem.
"Are you too tired? Why don't you rest for two days..."
"No, no need! I have no problem at all!" Naruto interrupted Kakashi again, he would inevitably date Hinata if he took a break, but for some reason he felt like he couldn't face Hinata.
Kakashi was melancholy for a second, and had no choice but to say: "Forget it, but if you want to say something, Sensei, I am your loyal listener."
Naruto held back for a long time, and finally just gave a vague "hmm".
The Sixth Hokage, who has always been lazy, gave Shikamaru, who is already an assistant officer, a half-day off to enlighten Naruto.
"You are all young people, and you should be able to chat better than an elderly person like me," he said.
You used to be Naruto's team leader, and why did you say "getting older" so boldly?Are you really not afraid of being beaten up by everyone in the same year?
Shikamaru secretly slandered Hokage a few words, and had to accept this task which was not considered a task.After all, his friendship with Naruto is there, so he can't just leave Naruto alone.
Because the practice of asking in person has failed, Shikamaru chose to save the country with a curve.So he found Naruto's teammates Konoha Maru and Moe Huang from the previous mission.
Moe Huang is discussing medical ninjutsu with Sakura, while Konoha Maru is bored poking the food on the plate.
Shikamaru interjected into them without any embarrassment, and the question was straight to the point: "There has been something wrong with Naruto since he came back, did you encounter something during the mission? Or, do you know when he became like this? "
Konoha Maru, who was sluggish, immediately regained his spirits: "I know, I know! Naruto-san became like this after Yuya-san disappeared."
"Eh? Isn't it right?" Moe Huang corrected Konoha Maru who was inexplicably excited, "I clearly remember that Brother Naruto felt a little bit wrong after seeing Brother Sasuke's boyfriend die."
"How could it be so early! After that little brother disappeared, Naruto brother is obviously still normal!"
"That's because you are too careless!"
"Wait, wait, wait..." Shikamaru interrupted the couple who had quarreled daily and hadn't broken up yet, "Sasuke? You said you saw Sasuke? Why didn't you say that in the mission report?" ?”
"Sasuke-kun's, male, boyfriend, boyfriend..."
Shikamaru obviously tried his best to ignore the word that made him almost spit out, but Sakura, who had already entered her own state, took it as the key point.The handle of the metal spoon in her hand has been twisted into a shape of nine bends by her unconsciously.
"Boyfriend...heh, hehe, hehehe..." Sakura was still muttering to herself, "No wonder I was rejected, hehe...So it's the wrong gender..."
Konohamaru continued without realizing it: "...The island country is really a very interesting place! Girls can marry girls, and men and men can be together. I want to stay there for a few more days to study The upgraded version of the □□ technique..."
"Ah! Really! Konohamaru, you idiot! You idiot! What are you talking about in front of girls!"
"But it has a lot to do with Brother Sasuke having a boyfriend, right? After all, he's doing as Romans do, and that little brother seems to be the son of a former daimyo in the island country, but it's a pity to die so young."
"That's right. Brother Sasuke must be very sad."
……
Xiao Ying suddenly pushed the chair away with a crash and stood up: "Talk slowly, I have to take a step ahead..."
"Hey, what's wrong with sister Sakura?" Konoha Maru and Moe Huang stared at Sakura dumbfounded, and leaned closer to Moe Huang's ear to bite.
It took Menghuang a long time to come back to her senses: "Probably... the girl's heart was hurt... something like this?"
Then the two looked at each other, and had to turn to Shikamaru: "Brother Shikamaru, sister Sakura...are you okay? Is, is it because of us?"
Shikamaru's heart was already turbulent and tossing like a stormy sea, but on the surface he looked calm: "Sakura is a disciple of the fifth generation, not as fragile as you think. Well, let's get back to the topic..."
That being said, Shikamaru has foreseen that in the not-too-distant future, Sixth Hokage will probably give him another half-day off, the reason being to enlighten the young deputy head of the medical department.
Last time it was Choji, last time it was Sai, this time it was Naruto, but there may be a next time...
The more Shikamaru thinks about it, the more depressed he becomes. Is his job the assistant of Naruto or the psychotherapist of his friends at the same time? !
In the end, their conversation ended in an increasingly fierce quarrel between Konoha Maru and Moe Huang. The two were tied, and Shikamaru still didn't know whether Naruto became strange after seeing Sasuke's boyfriend die, or from them It started after the client Yuya disappeared.
But for this young couple who regard quarreling as fun, Shikamaru said, why don't you break up? !
In the evening, Shikamaru "ran into" Naruto who was staring at the ramen in a ramen shop.
It was only when Shikamaru's char siu ramen was served that Naruto noticed his presence.
"Ah, it's Shikamaru. Good evening." Naruto greeted him without Naruto at all.
"Good evening, but you look very depressed." Shikamaru opened the chopsticks and pretended to ask casually, "Are you too tired? It's really bad that you have to continue working just after returning from a mission. Ah, Or maybe you were dumped by Hinata? Speaking of which, you really look like you've been broken in love."
Shikamaru obviously felt that when Hinata was mentioned, Naruto froze for a moment, and couldn't help being a little worried. Could it be that Hinata really dumped him?
"Shikamaru, that..."
Shikamaru waited quietly for the next sentence, but Naruto fell silent, and after a while he said in frustration, "Let's forget it."
Count you a big head ghost!
Do you think that I really want to sit here and chat with you, but I still have to endure your silly look of hesitating to speak?Meeting you group of contemporaries who are more and more troublesome than the last, I am really unlucky for eight lifetimes!
Shikamaru complained wildly in his heart, but on the surface he looked like a caring big brother: "To be honest, everyone is very worried about your appearance these two days. Although I don't know what happened to you, Naruto, don't forget, no matter when you , we are all your most steadfast companions."
Seeing that Naruto was a little loose, Shikamaru continued his efforts: "You are Konoha's hero, but for us companions who have been born and died together, you are Uzumaki Naruto first. Just as you trust us, we also trust you. To Knowing that you are not alone, and you don't need to bear everything alone, we are friends, aren't we?"
Naruto was excited: "Actually, I, Sasuke..." Ah, as expected, he still couldn't say it.
Shikamaru was already going crazy, why did he stop again? !Are you kidding me?You must be kidding me!
"Is it really because of Sasuke?" He said calmly.
"Sure enough... what? Do you know something, Shikamaru? Why do you know?"
Ah, psychological counseling has finally entered the primary stage.Shikamaru was very pleased.
"Don't underestimate my intelligence network as the assistant of Hokage." Shikamaru replied solemnly, and then asked uncertainly, "Is it because Sasuke has a boyfriend?"
"Wh-what boyfriend!" Naruto's emotions were obviously aroused, and he was so excited that he clapped his hands, even the ramen soup in front of him was shaken and spilled all over the table, and it was placed on the bowl The chopsticks turned a few times and rolled to the ground.Naruto, who is keen on ramen, didn't realize it, his voice was so high that it almost spread to every corner of Konoha, "Isn't it just a kiss? I said! What's so great! I kissed Sasuke too! And kissed It took longer, it was Sasuke's first kiss, I said!"
"Puff—cough, cough..." Shikamaru said that the ramen soup was too salty, and he just choked on it accidentally.
The hand-slapped uncle picked up the spoon as if nothing had happened, and handed it to the stunned Calamus to wash it. He didn't hear a word about the privacy of the guests.
Passers-by ABCD, who had been lifted from petrification, said that they were just passing by for soy sauce, really!
After reacting, Naruto's face was so red that it was almost smoking, it was not right to continue standing, and it was not right to sit down.
Shikamaru, on the other hand, quickly regained his composure. After all, he was a Hokage assistant and experienced strong winds and waves.
And he deserves to be Konoha's brain. According to the collected information, after bringing it into Naruto's thinking, he quickly guessed Naruto's mind.
"So, that's why you've lost your mind these two days? You can take a break but you still want to do a job you don't like, and even work overtime until the last person leaves... Are you avoiding Hinata? Because you fell in love with someone other than your girlfriend. I dare not face her? Or is it because I don’t know how to express myself in order to break up harmoniously?”
"..."
Naruto was guessed what was on his mind, and was even more at a loss.
This is really... more troublesome than imagined.
Shikamaru sighed, and continued: "Although I think it's not very good for girls, I still suggest you go and pick it out with Hinata. It's good for both of you."
Naruto raised his head suddenly, and then stared at Shikamaru seriously: "Shikamaru...don't you feel disgusted? My friend likes men or something..."
"Naruto." Shikamaru sighed again, and then looked at Naruto with the same serious eyes, "If, I mean, if I like a man, you will feel disgusted, and then you have to keep a distance from me or something ?”
"But isn't Temari what Shikamaru likes?"
"Then treat Temari as a man, don't you think she is always careless, isn't it cool?"
"But no matter how cool Temari is, she's still a girl..."
"Shut up! I'm talking about what if! Just pretend that Temari is a man, and then imagine it!" Shikamaru was angry.
Naruto shut up, and imagined it according to what Shikamaru said.
"Although it feels a bit strange, but Shikamaru is still Shikamaru!" Naruto was just cheering up for less than a second, and immediately became wilted again, "But, Hinata..."
"Our companions at the same time are also at fault for this matter, because Hinata likes you and Neji... so I think you must like her too, and all kinds of enthusiasm for matching you will lead to the current situation. So I'm sorry Naruto. But we are not the parties after all, and you are the only one who can solve this matter." Shikamaru suddenly said half-jokingly, "Whether you are beaten and kneel down to beg for forgiveness or something else, you need to do it yourself Solved. Besides, isn't that your specialty?"
Naruto suddenly became enlightened, and he also laughed: "Hey! Are you complimenting me or hurting me!"
"Of course I'm praising you, Naruto-sama, Naruto-sama."
"Okay, okay, I can't say enough about you." After the joke, Naruto said solemnly, "Thank you, Shikamaru. I'll go first, see you tomorrow!"
Before he finished speaking, Naruto disappeared.
"Sure enough, such a Naruto is Naruto!" Shikamaru sighed, and then picked up a chopstick to pull the noodles, only to find that the noodles were already cooked.
Forget it, let's not eat, anyway, he wasn't hungry at all.
At this time, the boss hand-slapping uncle appeared in time: "Please also pay for Naruto's share just now, you are friends!"
Shikamaru:"……"
Naruto, just wait for me, I will eat it sooner or later!
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