The funny guys in bedroom 303

Back in the dormitory, Wu Di searched the Internet and finally found out Cinderella's true identity, which turned out to be Cinderella in the Grimm's fairy tales.Afterwards, he read the story carefully again, but he still couldn't figure out the relationship between himself and Cinderella. First, he was not a woman, second, he didn't have a glass slipper, and third, he had never been abused. , which point is like Cinderella?

Seeing that he was struggling, Liu Shun kindly helped him analyze the reason, thought hard for a while and said, "I think the prince wants to tell you, don't try to fly on a branch and become a phoenix!"

Wu Di didn't understand, "What's the matter with Fenghuang?"

Liu Shun patiently explained, "Didn't we call him the prince of the chief prince? He probably got too involved in the drama and really regarded himself as a prince. If you ask him if he likes you, he must feel insulted. Because in his In his eyes, you are just an ordinary diao boy, not worthy of his noble status. So he reminds you, don’t imagine yourself as Cinderella in fairy tales. It is impossible for him, a prince, to favor you In short, you two are useless!"

"Oh!" Wu Di suddenly realized, wrinkled his face and muttered in a low voice, "If you are afraid of getting involved with me, just say it straight, why bother to beat around the bush, what about Cinderella? It's not even stated in the book, how can ordinary people know that this is Cinderella's real name."

"Gao Fushuai likes to pretend, understand." Liu Shun patted him on the shoulder to express his comfort.

Wu Di had resentment in his heart, and comforting him was useless.

"Why can't I be tall, rich and handsome?!"

Liu Shun walked up to him, stood up straight, and gestured for his height with his hands, not exceeding the tip of his nose.

"I advise you to come back to reality as soon as possible. You can't compare with him in terms of height alone. Besides, you are so poor that you live everywhere, and you have the nerve to say that you are tall, rich and handsome."

Being told the truth, Wu Di retorted, "It's not the old society now, how could there be people who are so poor that they have nothing to eat. I work everywhere because I want to save the money for future great things! Why don't I just take it Has your meal card been used for half a month, I will return the money to you now!"

Liu Shun stretched out his hand, squinted his eyes and smiled, "It's cheaper for you, three meals a day, ten yuan a meal, thirty yuan a day, four hundred and five for half a month, plus some interest, it's five hundred. Thank you, only cash is accepted, no white papers to discuss."

"Just give it! Five hundred, right?" Wu Di took out a handful of change from his trouser pocket and stuffed it into him.

Liu Shun looked at the pile of crumpled bills, with some [-] cents in them, and couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, "You want to send me for such a small amount? You treat me like a beggar!"

Wu Di laughed dryly, "I have all my money in the bank, when I die..."

"Then why were you shouting so happily just now?" Liu Shun squinted at him, "I'm still alive at what age. If you don't have money, just tell me, I'm not Huang Shiren, and I won't force you."

"I don't like to owe others, you wait." Wu Di got on with him, turned around and went to the balcony, dialed Wu's mother's phone, and opened his mouth and said, "Mom, call 500 in the card for me." Yuan money, I need it urgently."

Mama Wu was playing mahjong and lost money, so she was naturally upset, and said, "Your dad is so rich, I'll ask your dad to go." She hung up the phone.

Wu Di clutched his injured heart, and called Wu's father again.

After waiting for a long time, the phone was finally connected, and a burst of hearty laughter came over.

"Son, what's the matter with calling me suddenly?"

Wu Di called out "Dad" in grief, and then said pitifully, "Mom told me to ask you for living expenses~"

There was silence on the phone for a few seconds, then he laughed.

"Who told me not long ago that I need to be self-reliant? You can work to earn living expenses by yourself. I have been working for several years at your age, and I have never relied on my family. Be good, go out and experience the ups and downs of life, let me Mature yourself as soon as possible. I am doing this for your own good. I am not being stingy. You will be grateful to me in the future. Don’t worry, all my money will be left to you in the end. Well, let’s not talk about it, I haven’t played this card yet. After the fight, it will be completely uniform soon! Hahaha..."

Why are you playing mahjong?Wu Di hung up the phone with a sad face. They shouldn't be sitting at the same table, right?

Liu Shun couldn't bear to see him asking for money so poorly, so he sighed and said, "You don't have to pay back the money, I was just kidding with you."

Wu Di was overjoyed all of a sudden, and came over with a flattering smile, "Then you can lend me your meal card for a few more days."

Liu Shun pushed him away, and said calmly, "You should go out and work."

……

At the same time, in a chess and card room in a small southern town, Father Wu hung up the phone and said to Mother Wu who was sitting at the same table: "Isn't it a bit cruel for us to do this? How about I send him some money?" past?"

Ms. Wu rolled her eyes, "That kid always eats from the bowl and looks at the pot. He has saved all the pocket money we gave him over the years. Maybe he has more savings than mine. Give him some money every month." Living expenses are enough, if you think money is too much, give it to me, and I will help you."

Father Wu sneered, "You are not mine, at most you are just a pawn, why should I hand over all the money to you?"

"Ah bah!" Wu's mother slammed the table, "Wu Siyan, did you say that? You didn't beg me to come, who cares about being your partner."

"Beforehand, I didn't ask you." Father Wu said solemnly, "You told people everywhere that if there are three missing ones, you will fill them in. I just follow your wishes."

"Ah bah bah bah! Wu Siyan, I am at odds with you!" Wu's mother roared, grabbed a few mahjong and threw them over forcefully, picked up her bag and walked out, "I will never play cards with you again."

Father Wu yelled at her back: "I just got all bearded, and you haven't paid me yet!"

……

After experiencing the hardships of reaching out to his parents for money, Wu Di really wanted to work part-time.There was no class the next morning, so he got up early in the morning, ready to tidy himself up before going out to look for a job.

Liu Shun saw that he searched for a long time in the suitcase, but couldn't find a suitable dress, so he helped him solve the problem, and found a set of clothes for him in his suitcase, "Just wear this, and you will definitely earn money." Foot marks."

Wu Di took a look at the clothes, red background and white stripes, long sleeves and trouser legs, it must look like an opera on the body, "While cooling off, why do you give me your middle school uniform? Lend me a suit It's about the same."

"What's wrong with the school uniform? It's full of vigor and youth! My middle school principal praised me as a newborn sun when I put on the school uniform. If it weren't for the fact that we are so familiar, I wouldn't be willing to lend it to you." .Now many places outside are recruiting part-time student workers, you just wear this school uniform to apply, and you will definitely pass it once!"

Wu Di was moved by his words, "Can you really find a job wearing this?"

Liu Shun stretched out his hand, "Give it back to me if you don't believe me."

"I believe it, of course I believe it!" Wu Di hugged his clothes tightly and ran to the bathroom, "I'll change right away."

Liu Shun stared at the closed bathroom door, smiling like a cunning fox.

With his small body, coupled with his baby face, and wearing a school uniform to apply for the job, others must think he is underage.

Dong dong dong, there was a knock on the door suddenly.

Liu Shun hurried to open the door, and when he opened it, he saw someone grinning, "Oh, prince, you're here!"

"Well, I'm looking for Wu Di."

"He is changing clothes, you come in first." Liu Shun stepped aside, glanced at him a few more times, and found that something was wrong, "Prince, did you perm your hair? Why are you curling your straight hair? It looks good." Awkward, like a sheep."

The prince smiled, "I'm naturally curly. The straight hair you saw before was all straightened."

"Oh!" Liu Shun understood, "I advise you to straighten your hair, it looks much better than your curly hair."

The prince laughed again, but in his heart: %&$#*!

At this time, Wu Di changed his clothes and came out. When he saw the person standing in the room, he asked in surprise.

"Qin Zhe, why are you here?"

"Tan Zhe?" Liu Shun was confused, "Isn't he called Tan Rui? When did you change your name?"

"You've got the wrong person." Wu Di explained, "He's Tan Rui's twin brother."

"Twins?!" Liu Shun was dumbfounded, looking at the face that resembled Tan Rui, and marveled, "Don't tell me, I really didn't see it, they are exactly the same!"

Qin Zhe found that Liu Shun was looking at him, took out a lipstick from his trouser pocket, unscrewed the cap and applied it on his lips, then pursed his greasy lips, and blew a kiss, "Hi, handsome guy, first time meeting , please take care of me. I am a good man, and I am Tan Xiaozhe. People in the Jianghu gave me a nickname——kiss who is pregnant!"

When a thunderbolt fell, Liu Shun was shocked, looked at Wu Di, and said with his eyes: Is there something wrong with his mind?

Wu Di spread his hands: We normal people cannot understand the thinking of monsters.

Qin Zhe watched the interaction between the two, and a smirk appeared on the corner of his mouth, "Do you think I'm joking? My nickname is not for nothing. If you don't believe me, one of you will let me give it a try?"

Wu Di, Liu Shun: -_-|||

"By the way, what do you want from me?" Afraid that he would say more explosive words, Wu Di hurriedly brought the topic to the serious business.

"Can you go out now?" Qin Zhe asked, looking Wu Di up and down, thinking that he looked very funny in this suit.

"Yes, I'm planning to go out."

"Okay then, I'll take you somewhere."

After speaking, he grabbed his hand and pulled him out.

"Hey, where are you taking me? I'm going out to find a job!"

……

Qin Zhe dragged Wu Di out of the school in one breath, and then stuffed him into the convertible sports car parked at the school gate. He sat in the driver's cab, stepped on the accelerator, and the car flew out like an arrow off the string.

The wind whizzed past his ears, and Wu Di felt his face was distorted, so he yelled loudly, "Hey! Safety first! Can you drive slowly! Where are we going? Give me an accurate word." Is it?"

"Okay, I'll slow down... As for where to go, I'll leave it at that. You'll know when you get to the destination." Qin Zhe smiled maliciously, stepped up the accelerator, and drove the car faster.

Wu Di's face was full of black lines, he was indeed more shameless than Liu Shun!

In fact, if Qin Zhe didn't say anything, Wu Di could guess where he was going to take him.

"You took me to find Qin Rui, right?"

As soon as these words came out, the resentment in Wu Di's heart came out again, "I don't want to see him now."

Qin Zhe didn't answer directly, but asked instead: "Did you get angry in the bar last night?"

"Why am I angry for no reason?" Wu Di shook his head, raised his chin and squinted at him, "I'm not as stingy as you imagined."

Qin Zhe smiled, and suddenly felt that his arrogant appearance looked cute, and couldn't help stretching out his hands to pinch the bun's face, "That's good, the person who came with me is called Shu Jing, is it We have been friends since we were young. He is not a bad person, but he is too straightforward and easily offends others. He and Tan Rui have a little conflict, so I vent my anger on you. I will help him say sorry to you. You don't mind."

"It's okay, I understand." Wu Di rubbed his sore cheeks and warned loudly, "Don't touch me."

Tan Zhe ignored his words, pinched it again, and asked with a smile, "What do you know?"

Wu Di patted his hand away and gave him a hygienic look, "It's not a small conflict, he likes Tan Rui, but Tan Rui doesn't like him, so he sees who Tan Rui is with, regardless of whether they are related or not , just vent your anger on that person. Jealousy, it's normal, I can understand."

"You can see it." Qin Zhe laughed dryly, "You just need to understand."

……

After that, Qin Zhe drove the car to the villa area in the suburbs, and parked in front of a European-style building in a roundabout way.He got out of the car first, and then walked around to the other side of the car to open the door for Wu Di, and stretched out his hand as a gesture of invitation, with a gentlemanly demeanor.

The corners of Wu Di's mouth twitched, "Don't be so polite, you should be normal." After getting off the car, he looked at the luxurious palace-like villa in front of him, and was amazed, "You live here? Such a luxurious house."

"Well, let me go in and have a look." After speaking, Qin Zhe led the way.

Wu Di followed behind him obediently, looking around from time to time.

Go through the garden and into the hall.Sitting on the sofa in the middle of the living room was a beautiful woman in her thirties who was dressed very sexy and hot.She looked at Wu Di first, then shifted her gaze to Tan Zhe, and smiled, "Boy, why did you change your taste again? He's not yet an adult, is he?"

Qin Zhe smiled without saying a word, took Wu Di and walked upstairs, and did not let go until he reached the second floor, "She is my cousin, and she opened the bar we went to yesterday."

"Oh." Wu Di responded, and asked again, "You brought me to your house just to let me have a look around, didn't you?"

"Of course not." Qin Zhe smiled inscrutably, "Guess what the purpose of my bringing you here is, and you will be rewarded if you guess correctly."

Guess what!Wu Di curled her lips and looked forward, "Which room is Qin Rui in?"

"I brought you here to meet Tan Rui. If you guessed right, I will reward you with a kiss!" Qin Zhe picked up his face and was about to kiss him.

Seeing that the mouth that had been covered with lipstick was about to touch his own face, Wu Di felt his scalp go numb, and growled as he struggled.

"Dead pervert, stay away from me!"

As soon as the voice fell, Wu Di gave up struggling, and the veins on his forehead popped out, but he still kissed him...

He quickly wiped his face with the back of his hand.Suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a figure standing at the stairs.

Turning around, it was Tan Rui!

The other party frowned, his face was darker than the bottom of the pot, and there was a strong low air pressure all over his body.