The funny guys in bedroom 303

When Zhou Wei returned to the dormitory, Liu Shun and Wu Di were still playing games, and they were playing with red faces and enthusiasm.

Zhou Wei stepped forward and asked tentatively: "You guys don't go to class because you are hiding in the dormitory and playing games?"

"Ah, you guessed it right." Liu Shun raised his head and smiled at him, "Do you want to join our team?"

"I'm a fart for joining! I was hurt by you!" Zhou Wei roared, and said with righteous indignation, "I thought you guys would skip class because of something important, but what happened? You're actually playing games?! Waste of time and life! If I had known earlier, I wouldn’t have signed for you, otherwise I wouldn’t have died so badly!”

"What's wrong?" Wu Di thought for a while, "Wouldn't he be caught on the spot?"

Zhou Wei got angry, "Yes! All three of us have been deducted a credit! It's normal for you to skip class and get deducted points, but I went, okay! I sat in the classroom early in the morning, okay! Really I've been unlucky for eight lifetimes!!"

Both of them despised him at the same time, "If you can't do such a small thing well, you still have the face to cry and howl here~"

Zhou Wei almost vomited blood, kicked off his shoes, took off his socks, and threw them on the faces of the two of them.

The next second, a terrifying scream sounded in the dormitory. The sound was so shocking and so penetrating that the entire dormitory building trembled three times.The two yelled: "Zhou Wei, can you take and throw away your cheap Adivons!"

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Speaking of this pair of Adivon sneakers, Zhou Wei shook his head proudly. The shoes are beautiful in appearance, hard in texture, affordable and not breathable.The feet stayed inside for a while, like steaming in a free sauna, and when they were taken out again, they looked brand new, the whole feet were steamed white and fat, and the small fragrant feet turned into big smelly feet, which really answered the sentence Advertisement - Everything can change.

At that time, Zhou Weicai bought this pair of shoes out of greed for cheap. After wearing them once, he was almost fainted by his own feet. He planned to throw them away, but found that Liu Shun and Wu Di were very sensitive to odors. Every time they smelled them, they could not breathe. Chang's face turned pale, and in severe cases, he would even faint.These two boys usually played tricks on him and bullied him. He suddenly had a plan and decided to keep these shoes and wear them often. If the two wanted to make trouble, he would smell their stinky feet!

So, this round, Zhou Wei won completely!

……

The summer weather was still hot at night. The three of them were afraid of the heat and were lazy. They didn't want to go to the cafeteria to buy food, so they had to stay in the dormitory and eat instant noodles with an electric fan.Liu Shun and Wu Di vomited while eating, always feeling that the noodles smelled like stinky socks.But Zhou Wei ate deliciously, and finished three barrels of old altar sauerkraut beef noodles in one go.

At this time, there was a knock on the door suddenly.

Wu Di ran to open the door, and when he opened it, it was Tan Rui, holding a big box in his hand.

"Who are you?" Wu Di looked at him vigilantly, posing as an Ultraman fighting a monster, "Truly recruit!"

The corner of Tan Rui's mouth twitched, "You're sick! You don't even know me?!"

This is indeed the usual tone of His Royal Highness when he gets angry, and his hair is also straight.Wu Di stretched out his hand and tugged at his hair, "Is this true? You are also true, right? Didn't the aliens fake it?"

"Is it true or not? You should go to see a doctor." Qin Rui thought he was in a trance and didn't bother to argue with him. He walked in with the box in his arms and put it on the table, immediately attracting the attention of the other two.

"What's in it?" Liu Shun stretched out his paw, trying to open the box.

With a slap, his hand was slapped away, and Tan Rui said fiercely, "It's not for you." Then he put on a smiling face and hooked his fingers at Wu Di, "Come here, there's a surprise!"

Wu Di walked over curiously, "What surprise?"

"Open it yourself."

"Oh."

Wu Di opened the box, and a little furry head poked out tremblingly, looked around, and then shrank back.

"Wow, what a cute puppy!" Wu Di exclaimed in surprise, picked up the little thing, and looked at it carefully.

This is a black and white little flower dog, only the size of two fists, and its fur is soft and soft.Although we don't know what breed it is yet, we can tell from those two small black bean-like eyes that it should have the bloodline of Chinese Garden Dog.

Wu Di rubbed the puppy's head with his face, "Is it not full moon yet? It looks so small."

Qin Rui replied with a smile, "The owner said it is two months old."

"Prince, you have been fooled by the shopkeeper." Liu Shun patted Tan Rui on the shoulder and sighed, "Puppy that is not full-term is difficult to feed, and some unscrupulous shopkeepers will exaggerate in order to sell puppies. The age of the puppy. Look at this dog, the five sense organs have not grown, it must not be full moon, I am afraid it will be difficult to feed."

"Don't scare me here." Tan Rui didn't want to admit the fact that he was fooled, "It's only two months old!"

"All right, whatever you say is right." Liu Shun didn't want to argue with him, and asked again, "Did the owner say what breed this dog is?"

Qin Rui raised her head proudly, "Mixed blood, like me, has a quarter of Russian blood."

Liu Shun: (⊙o⊙)...

After being stunned for a long time, Liu Shun slowly calmed down, but unexpectedly, the voice of being overwhelmed again sounded in his ear.

"It also has a cute and catchy nickname - Chuan Chuan!"

Liu Shun's legs went limp and he almost fell to the ground.

After a long time, he took a deep breath and asked calmly, "Excuse me, how much did you pay for this dog?"

"It's quite cheap, two thousand and five." Tan Rui frowned, and said doubtfully, "A mixed-race dog is sold so cheaply. Did the store make a mistake in the price? I always feel that he missed a zero."

Liu Shun took a deep look at him, and there were too many complicated emotions in that look.There was surprise, shock, and naked contempt, "It is true that one zero is missing, and you are the two thousand five minus one zero, referred to as two hundred and five!"

"You! Say! What! What?!" Tan Rui bared his teeth and stared, with a fierce look on his face.

"It's okay to buy a small skewer for 2500, and I feel that I have taken advantage of it. What are you if you are not two hundred and five? Do you know what a skewer is? It is a hybrid dog! In the middle of the night, there are people running around all over the street. All these dogs! They're worthless!"

"Could it be that I was cheated?" Tan Rui looked in disbelief.

Isn't this obvious!Liu Shun pursed his lips in disdain, and was about to continue hitting him, but just as he opened his mouth, his hands covered it.

Wu Di glared at Liu Shun, motioned him to stop talking, then turned his head and smiled at Tan Rui, "Your Highness, he doesn't understand dogs, so don't listen to his nonsense. I have studied it carefully just now, and this dog has big The background is not only of mixed blood, but also of royal blood."

"Really?" After hearing these words, Tan Rui regained some confidence.

"of course it's true!"

Wu Di let go of Liu Shun, walked to Tan Rui with the dog in his arms, pointed to the puppy's face and explained: "Look at its face, the chin, nose and forehead are on the same plane, which is the appearance of a Pekingese dog. The Pekingese is also called the palace poodle. It is a play dog ​​of the imperial palace. In ancient times, only the relatives of the emperor and the court ministers could raise it. It can be said that it is a real dog that maintains the royal blood. Although this dog looks a little different from the authentic Pekingese , but it is a mixed breed, it is normal to have differences, in my mind it is a famous dog, it is just a great dog!"

Tan Rui laughed, "I knew it was not an ordinary dog."

"Yeah." Wu Di looked at him, his eyes moved slightly, and there was a smile on his lips. "Thank you, I like it very much, I will take good care of it."

"It's fine if you like it. I bought dog food and put it in the box. Let me know when you're done eating, and I'll go buy it again." Qin Rui looked at his watch and said, "I'm leaving first, I have something to do later We have to do it." Then he looked at Liu Shun, his face turned cold, "Don't bully my dog!"

Liu Shun rolled his eyes, "It's fine, why should I bully it? You should leave quickly."

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When the person had gone far away, Liu Shun approached Wu Di and poked the puppy in his arms with his finger, "Aren't you the one who claims to know dogs best? Don't tell me, you can't tell that it's just an ordinary dog." It's like a string of dogs."

"I can tell, it's probably a crossbreed between a poodle and a small native dog." Wu Di touched the puppy's belly, and his heart softened, "Whether it's a famous dog or a Chuan Chuan, it's a cute and lively little life, life is not divided Noble and humble. Tan Rui bought it and gave it to me, proving that I have a relationship with it. Since there is a relationship, I will take good care of it. So there is no need to remind me of the sentence 'no small animals are kept in the dormitory'. Because what you say is useless, and I will take care of it!"

"Uh! You violated the regulations, and you are justifiable!" Liu Shun said helplessly, "If the administrator finds out, he will definitely say that I, the head of the dormitory, are irresponsible, and I won't blame you anyway. The wishful thinking was very loud."

Wu Di smiled, "Then please ask the head of the dormitory to help me hide it."

Liu Shun rolled his eyes again, almost cross-eyed, "Don't let it piss or poop everywhere!"

"Okay, pull you to bed."

"Wu Xiaodi! Believe it or not, I'll throw it downstairs right away?!"

……

There was a dull and silly little member in the dormitory, which brought unlimited fun to everyone for a while.

Liu Shun, who had just said that he would never bully small animals, found a bone-shaped dog chew in the box, and tied it with a rope to make the puppy run around the room.Seeing it, but not being able to eat it, the little guy whimpered anxiously.But Liu Shun and Zhou Wei were laughing unsteadily.

Wu Di's eyelids twitched, and he picked up the puppy and hugged him, "Can you two show some love? If I see you playing tricks on it again, every time it wants to shit, I will put it on you bed."

"Oh, isn't it just a small skewer? Why is it so important? Oh! I understand..." Liu Shun patted his thigh and winked at Wu Di, "Is the gift from your lover very meaningful to you?" ?”

"You will die if you don't talk nonsense?! I have nothing to do with him!"

Wu Di stiffened his neck to retort, but his slightly flushed face revealed his truest thoughts.

If a person is willing to take a word you say casually to heart, then this person should care about you.

Wu Di is not a piece of wood, he feels that Tan Rui treats him very well, and this kindness is beyond the scope of ordinary friends.

Although he has always emphasized that he is not gay, he was moved by the other party's dedication, and even moved a little bit.

Is this what I like?I would rather talk nonsense than make the other party suffer the slightest blow.