The funny guys in bedroom 303

Wu Di returned to the dormitory with a low air pressure.

Tan Rui followed behind him, touching his nose and laughing dryly.

Why did you bite it down?Obviously ready to kiss...

Seeing that the two of them were soaking wet, and Wu Di still had a row of teeth marks on his face.Liu Shun floated over with a strange smile, and poked Wu Di's face with his hand, "Chewing? Wet? Are you playing too hard?"

"Let's play." Wu Di angrily pushed him away, took out a change of clothes from the closet, and went straight into the bathroom.

Liu Shun turned his attention to Tan Rui again, "Prince, what were you doing just now?"

Qin Rui looked serious, "Just as you can see."

(⊙o⊙) Liu Shun was very surprised, "You guys really got mixed up?!"

Qin Rui smiled slightly, neither admitting nor denying it.

……

When Wu Di came out of the shower, he found that the two roommates looked at him with strange eyes, both ambiguous and coquettish, just like the procuress of a brothel.His scalp was numb for a while, ignoring those numb gazes, he walked up to Tan Rui and said, "Go take a shower, I will use mine for towels and soap, and put them all on the shelf, you shouldn't mind? My name is Viagra lent you his clothes, you are about the same size."

"I don't mind, but..." After a pause, Tan Rui put on a coquettish look, "I'm not used to wearing other people's clothes."

"Cough, it's really troublesome." Wu Di curled his lips, "Then you don't wear anything, and just walk out naked after taking a shower. We are all men anyway, so it's no big deal if we see it."

The corner of Tan Rui's mouth twitched, and before he could refuse, the other two raised objections first.

"Wu Xiaodi! Did you get kicked in the head by a donkey?! Don't forget that we are all gay! Telling a man to stand naked in front of us is like asking a beautiful woman to stand naked in front of a straight man. Do you understand the truth? We will react!"

Seeing that the clothes on Tan Rui's body were still dripping, Wu Di made a bitter face, "What should I do then?"

Tan Rui looked out the window and found that it was raining heavily again. He took a deep breath and said, "Put on yours, and find me a clean one."

"Mine?" Wu Di was so startled that his jaw was about to drop, he looked him up and down sideways, "Is the gap between our heights too big? Can you fit my clothes?"

Tan Rui didn't answer, but stretched out his hand, motioning for him to get the clothes.

Wu Di was defeated, so he found the largest set of clothes and stuffed them for Tan Rui, and asked him to hand out the dirty clothes after entering the bathroom, and he helped wash them along the way.When washing clothes, Wu Di would complain about the rain for no reason, and complain that Qin Rui's white T-shirt was too difficult to clean, but he never thought about it, why did His Royal Highness, who just said that he was not used to wearing other people's clothes, take the initiative? Asked to wear his clothes, and why would he willingly help the other party with laundry.

Half an hour later, Tan Rui came out of the bathroom with an uncomfortable expression, and kept pulling at the hem of his clothes with both hands.The dress looked like a crop top on him, with his entire waist exposed.

The three laughed unkindly.Liu Shun was the most exaggerated, taking out his phone to take pictures.

Seeing this, Wu Di grabbed the phone and warned in a low voice, "Don't do such boring things."

Liu Shun clicked his tongue, showing a smirk on his face, "You've just got together to stand up for him? You're too serious about your sex and your friends."

"Don't talk nonsense!" Wu Di yelled and glanced at Tan Rui, only to find that the other party was looking at him with a smile.When the eyes met, he couldn't help but blushed, as if he heard his own thundering heartbeat.Quickly looked away, and continued to yell at Liu Shun, but because he was too nervous, the words he yelled were not convincing, "Do you understand what it means to value sex over friends? We went out to play with His Royal Highness once, no matter how you say it It’s a friend! I care about what’s wrong with my friend? What’s wrong if you don’t let you take pictures? Well, didn’t you say that you should treat your friends wholeheartedly? Can’t I treat him wholeheartedly?!”

"All right, I don't know why you are guilty." Liu Shun rolled his eyes, pointed out the window and smiled at Tan Rui, "Prince, it seems that the rain will not stop for a while, so you can just sleep here. Tonight, our family Wu Xiaodi will serve you in bed, you can make a fuss, I will pretend that I didn’t see or hear anything.” After speaking, he lay down on the bed and pretended to snore.

"Liu Shun! You..." Wu Di was so angry that he couldn't even swear.

……

Wu Di is 19 years old this year, and he can't tell the difference between friendship and love. So far, he still doesn't know what his sexual orientation is.When he was seven or eight years old, he saw a pretty little girl next door, and he always loved to pester her. Later, when he was in junior high school, he suddenly became interested in face-to-face reading, so he stopped playing house with girls.Moreover, the little girl had turned into a fat girl, and her image was already far from the little girl next door in his mind, so he put aside his children's personal relationship and concentrated on studying physiognomy.

When I was in high school, there were many classmates around me who were in love.One day, who has been single for many years, he actually received a love letter from his deskmate. He was surprised and helpless.Surprisingly, he didn't expect a girl to like him; but helplessly, he didn't seem to be interested in that girl at all.He couldn't convince himself to like the other party, and he was too embarrassed to refuse directly, so he told Tian Fangzhuo about it and asked the other party to help him find a solution.Tian Fangzhuo readily agreed, and asked him by the way, is he not interested in girls?He couldn't tell, he didn't seem interested in anyone.Tian Fangzhuo asked him again, do you like boys?He was taken aback, feeling that homosexuality was too far away from him.Tian Fangzhuo thought he despised homosexuality, so he told him solemnly that he was gay and had always liked boys.He was silent for a long time after hearing this, not discriminating against the other party, but completely unexpected that Tian Fangzhuo, who only knows how to memorize words and do math problems all day long, would have time to think about his sexual orientation.Later, he didn't know what method Tian Fangzhuo used to persuade the girl, anyway, as soon as the other party saw him, he just threw him a head-back.This problem that has troubled him for a long time was finally solved successfully, and he devoted himself to studying his physiognomy.

He stumbled into university, and in this era when love is everywhere, he discovered that the people around him were all gay.His world view has been completely overturned. He had seen it in newspapers and magazines before. College life is a group of boys get together to watch porn, meet their younger sisters, and then find a suitable partner to talk about a vigorous love.But the fact is on the contrary, his roommates only watch GV, mentioning AV seems to kill them.Most of the topics before going to bed in the dormitory are about men, which made him almost forget that there are such creatures as women in this world.Perhaps because he listened to and watched a lot, he gradually developed a homosexual tendency.He can naturally watch GV with his roommates, and occasionally he will have a physical reaction, and he can happily discuss with his roommates which boy is handsome, but he just refuses to admit the fact that he has bent over.Liu Shun laughed at him for being too stubborn, saying that he must be a potential homosexual, and he would not face the reality unless he met a man who made him blush and heartbeat.He has never taken the other party's words to heart, but now it seems that it makes sense.

At this time, the person who made him blush and heartbeat was sitting in front of him.

The other party has a handsome face, and his dark eyes are like deep pools, as if they can suck people into them.

Wu Di's heart was pounding, he didn't know what to say or do, so he just stood there helplessly.

Tan Rui raised the corners of his mouth, hooked his fingers at him, and smiled wickedly and seductively, "Come here to serve the bed."

"You, what are you kidding!" Wu Di tied his tongue.

Tan Rui shrugged, with a look of course on his face, "Didn't you say you want to treat me wholeheartedly? Then come to sleep with me."

Wu Di decided to sleep on the floor tonight, and repeatedly brainwashed himself in his heart: I am straight, straight and straight, straighter than gamma rays!

Suddenly a big hand stretched out and dragged him onto the bed. Before he could react, he felt a weight on his body. When he raised his eyes, he saw a magnified handsome face. Also red.

Tan Rui held him down with her body, and smirked at him, "Why are you blushing?"

Wu Di writhed all over and struggled desperately, "Don't press me down, get out of the way."

Tan Rui knew how to deal with him, so she lowered her head and blew hot air into his ear, "If you move again, I'll kiss you hard."

Wu Di immediately became honest.

……

This night is destined to be a sleepless night.

Sleeping on the same bed with his sweetheart, Tan Rui was so excited that he couldn't fall asleep at all.Their bodies were so close that he could almost feel a certain part of his lower body lifting his head unconsciously.But he is still a pure virgin, he only has a heart but no guts, so he can't do anything like a beast, not to mention that he is afraid of scaring Wu Di, and he doesn't want to ruin the hard-won relationship between them because of a momentary impulse. trust.But he felt ashamed of his thoughts of trying to stay calm, because his body always leaned against Wu Di uncontrollably, especially his hands and feet seemed to be not his own, and he hugged Wu Di inadvertently. In his arms, one leg was still pressed up, entwining the other party like an octopus and refusing to let go.In order not to make Wu Di suspicious, he had no choice but to pretend to be asleep, so that he could do whatever he wanted while "asleep".

Wu Di silently endured a pair of wolf hands eating tofu on him, feeling extremely entangled in his heart.Are you straight or curved?Is it straight or curved, is it straight or curved...

I found an interesting thing. Liu Shun's "March [-]" mode was fully turned on, and he had been eavesdropping all the time. Unfortunately, after listening to it in the middle of the night, except for the cry of cicadas outside the window, the only thing left was Zhou Wei's snoring.

Zhou Wei has developed a good work and rest habit since he was a child, and he started to feel sleepy as soon as he went to bed, and fell asleep within 5 minutes of lying on the bed.So, he was the only one who got enough sleep.

At seven o'clock the next morning, Zhou Wei got up on time and found that the other three were sleeping soundly. He tried to call a few times, but got no response.After washing up, he was going to go out for breakfast.

Just as he walked out of the school gate, he was thinking about something to eat when someone hugged his arm unexpectedly.

Alarm bells ringing in my heart!Turning his head, he saw Wang Zhuangzhuang's big round face with a smile that was more charming than Hua'er.

Whenever he saw Wang Zhuangzhuang, Zhou Wei felt a headache; whenever he had physical contact with him, Zhou Wei's limbs became stiff; whenever he heard him speak, Zhou Wei's whole body convulsed like he was suffering from epilepsy.

Wang Zhuangzhuang shook Zhou Wei's arm from side to side, calling delicately, "Brother Wei~"

Zhou Wei fell into epilepsy immediately, and every muscle in his body was twitching.

Wang Zhuangzhuang buried his head in his arms, coquettishly desperately, "Where have you been hiding these days? It's made it hard for people to find you."

It made it hard for people to find you...

It was so hard to find you...

so bitter……

Zhou Wei also felt so painful, being entangled by him was so painful, it was so painful that he wanted to die!

His words and deeds are sissy, why didn't he cut off the piece of meat under his crotch! !

Talking with him tremblingly, "Can you let me go first? Zhuang Zhuang!"

Wang Zhuangzhuang froze, with an unnatural expression on his face, "Don't call me Zhuangzhuang."

Zhou Wei knew that he didn't like others calling him that, so in order to vent his anger, he called twice on purpose, "Strong, strong."

Wang Zhuangzhuang also suffered from epilepsy, the corners of his mouth almost reached the base of his ears, and he gradually let go of his hands.

Zhou Wei seemed to have found a way to deal with him, and called again tentatively, "Strong?"

Wang Zhuangzhuang withdrew from Zhou Wei's arms and screamed in disbelief, "Brother Wei, you've failed to learn from Liu Shun!"

"Zhuang Zhuang Zhuang Zhuang Zhuang..." Zhou Wei was triumphant and kept chanting the magic spell.

Wang Zhuangzhuang was so angry that his lips trembled, he glared at Zhou Wei, and ran away covering his face.

Seeing the back of the other party fleeing in a hurry, Zhou Wei was so happy that he was going to buy some beef pancakes across the street to work himself out.But the moment he turned around, he was overwhelmed by the scene in front of him, and lost his appetite for a moment.