bad cream

"..."

Qi Yiming put down the letter in his hand, he seemed unable to react for a while, and then he spoke with difficulty, "You, have you contacted him now, WeChat or something..."

Guan Pei calmly took out a mobile phone from his pocket.

——That day, he was worried that Li Naiyou would always be affected by the public opinion on the Internet, so he confiscated his mobile phone, but he didn't expect that this person would not even take the mobile phone away, leaving only a letter full of typos , just evaporated lightly.

Guan Pei has read this letter countless times.

Compared to the exquisite invitation letter that Li Naiyou wrote to Guan Pei on his previous birthday, this letter was written in a hurry: although he did not misspell Guan Pei's name again, but "Qingqingwowo" was copied into "Qingqingwowo" Talk about me and me", and there are four dots written in the middle of the love word in the last sentence "I love you".

When Guan Pei first read it, he almost laughed out of anger.

He felt absurd and at a loss for the reality of leaving without saying goodbye, but after re-reading it a few times later, Guan Pei slowly calmed down again.

Li Naiyou said in the letter that he wanted to "go back to the UK to solve the problem." Guan Pei didn't understand how he should solve the current situation, and why he had to go back to the UK to solve it.

Usually Li Naiyou always seems to be proactive, he will ask Guan Pei for many hugs and kisses.

But in this letter, he seems to have become timid. He just went around and said that he likes himself. The reluctance and nostalgia can be clearly seen between the lines, but he seems to be hesitant to speak all the time. And again, I can't really express what I think in my heart.

Guan Pei felt as if he was afraid of something.

Guan Pei knew Li Naiyou well, he was not a person who would leave without saying goodbye, he was obviously a person who had to say good night face to face every day, and added a kiss on the cheek.

He didn't know what the "wrong thing" Li Naiyou said was, and he couldn't understand where Li Naiyou said "If you don't want to like me anymore" came from.

Guan Pei didn't know whether it was because of what he had said before, or what Li Naiyou was going to do that led him to have such absurd thoughts.

"Are young people, are they scared by the messages on the Internet?"

Shao Ji was also completely confused.

He didn't see the letter, and he still doesn't know about Li Naiyou and Guan Pei's being together. He can be said to be the most confused person in the audience at this time: "Why don't you give him some time to slow down, maybe he wants to Going back to my hometown to change my mood, the mouths of netizens are stinky, and there are all kinds of crazy people through the keyboard..."

Guan Pei paused, then just shook his head for a while.

The more Qi Yiming thought about it, the more angry he became.

He then took out his mobile phone angrily: "Don't talk about you, I was so angry that I was smoking at home yesterday, some people's logic may follow the brain, and what they say is completely nonsense, no, I will now Continue to fight with them..."

The atmosphere suddenly became strangely silent.

However, Qi Yiming next to him aggressively opened Weibo and was about to enter the battlefield when he was suddenly attracted by something and his eyes straightened.

"Everyone, look...Look at Weibo." After a while, Qi Yiming tremblingly opened his mouth.

Guan Pei didn't understand.

Shao Ji was also at a loss: "What are you looking at, it's not enough to worry you, now..."

Qi Yiming was almost at a loss for words, and he handed Guan Pei his phone tremblingly: "Official Weibo, food guide, official...official Weibo."

Seven hours after No.20 disappeared after Li Naiyou and Guan Pei said goodnight brother, the official Weibo account of Edible Guide, which is usually lazy like a corpse, suddenly posted a Weibo.

@食品指南 dietaryguidelines:

"Good evening, all players in the Chinese mainland of the food guide.

This year's player skin drawing contest has ended five days ago, thank you for your active participation in this month.

Recently, we have received feedback from some players. Regarding the issue of "the player [Sweet Cream Congee] had a plagiarism dispute with the hero creme brulee in the player skin drawing contest", our response is as follows:

We attach great importance to the fairness of the game and related activities. After our verification, the original artist of the hero creme brulee and the player [Sweet Cream Porridge] are the same person, and the artist is the guest artist at the beginning of the game in 2016 , and is not a resident painter, so he is eligible for this skin competition.

To sum up, the work of the player [Sweet Butter Porridge] does not constitute plagiarism, and the ranking of this competition is still reserved.

Thank you for your positive feedback. For the misunderstandings caused in recent days, we and the artist himself would like to express our sincere apologies, and we also look forward to more players' active participation in future activities.

have a lovely day.

Edible guidelines "dietaryguidelines"

This microblog was posted only 10 minutes ago, and the people in the comments and reposts have gone completely crazy.

"I'm stupid??????????? What is this?????????"

"I read it three times, which means that the painter of the cream brother and the creme brulee is the same person...??"

"So of course the painting style will be fucking similar, because this fucking was painted by one person!!"

"tmd's invited artist in 2016, that is to say, he was the hero who painted pudding four years ago. I heard from the sisters in my dormitory that this younger brother just celebrated his 22nd birthday. I guess it was even possible when he was just an adult. Still in high school, so what the hell is going on and he's going to host Spades is the fucking thing that shocks me the most..."

"I'm dizzy guys, I donated a big plane to my younger brother before, and my younger brother even drew me a q version of my id in the live broadcast room before, am I already a hero in the food guide (? . . . .”

Shao Ji was about to pass away with the phone in his hand, and Qi Yiming started pinching him while watching.

Guan Pei stared blankly at the screen, and slowly put down the phone for a while.

"Pei."

Shao Ji said weakly, "Brother, there is one thing that I might want to tell you..."

"The day before yesterday, you were broadcasting alone. I, I was with my brother in the restaurant. My brother was peeling chestnuts for you..."

Shao Ji groaned, "At that time, my brother was in a low mood, and then he suddenly asked me about the skin contest... Is there any best solution?"

"At the time, I actually felt that there was nothing to do, so I said that unless the game official made a statement in person, otherwise this matter might have to wait until the heat subsides."

Shao Ji said angrily, "Then he took my mobile phone and went to the living room to make a call. He spoke English, which I didn't understand very well. I was thinking, maybe he he he he he he is leaving now ...Maybe more or less inspired by me."

"—But I really didn't know at the time, I really didn't know that he would be the painter himself." Shao Ji said with a sad face.

Guan Pei suddenly wanted to laugh.

As Li Naiyou said in the letter, he did resolve this matter efficiently, and he used a method that was beyond everyone's expectations and was sufficiently reversed and shocking.

He killed everyone by surprise, including Guan Pei.

"Do you know?" Qi Yiming asked after being silent for a long time.

Guan Pei stared blankly at the phone screen, subconsciously wanting to shake his head.

No, not right.Guan Pei thought a little bit suddenly.

It was like that rainy night a long time ago, when there was thunder outside the window, the boy curled up beside him, and because he was afraid of thunder, he carefully hooked a corner of his quilt with his fingers.

Guan Pei remembered that they seemed to be playing that stupid game of asking each other questions.

At that time, I seemed to say that I liked some early hero designs, so the boy just shrank beside him and did not speak quietly. Only when he mentioned creme brulee, Guan Pei remembered that the boy beside him seemed to froze for a moment.

Then Li Naiyou said something.

It seems to be a very low voice: "...I am also very good at drawing."

"In the future, I can also design better-looking heroes for you." He said.

At that time, Guan Pei only thought that he was bragging. Even though Li Naiyou showed off his painting talent when recording variety shows, he never thought about what he said.

At this moment, Guan Pei only felt absurd and bewildered.

Qi Yiming looked at Guan Pei worriedly, hesitant to speak.

Today was originally the day when Guan Pei brought goods to his snack shop every week. Qi Yiming could only sigh and put away the snacks he brought, but instead of taking them away, he tied the plastic bag with a hole and put it back on the dining table superior.

"It contains egg yolk crisps that my younger brother ate a lot last time."

Qi Yiming said hesitantly and then opened his mouth, "—he is a well-measured kid, and he is so clingy to you. There is probably a reason for leaving in a hurry. He will definitely come back when he has dealt with his affairs."

Guan Pei nodded slowly.

Qi Yiming left.

Shao Ji also took advantage of the heat and rushed back to contact the team to clarify and fight back on Weibo. Guan Pei looked at Aster wagging his tail at his feet, but felt empty in his heart.

Guan Pei was not hungry, but he walked to the refrigerator in a mysterious manner, stared at the funny frog seed stickers on the refrigerator for a while, and opened the refrigerator door in silence.

Guan Pei reached out and took a round and cold orange from the upper shelf of the refrigerator.

He sat at the dining table and began to slowly peel the oranges. Aster hated the smell of orange peels, smelled it, and ran away with a wrinkled face.

Guan Pei thought silently while eating, until the coolness came from his stomach, he put down the remaining oranges, paused, and turned on the phone again.

However, within an hour, the super chat related to the game was already very lively, and many bots and even marketing accounts in the game area also began to post articles about this matter, discussing this highly effective reversal with relish event.

When Guan Pei swiped to one of the Weibo posts, his fingertips froze for a moment.

“@Only playing games can’t chase stars anymore:

Today's melon was really dazzled and dripping. In order to make every drop of juice in this melon moisten my throat, I turned over the wall and found the official Twitter of the food guide. It took a while In the afternoon, it was turned up to its push four years ago.

At that time, the game had just been released, and it was relatively cool in China. This was the official interview with the team members at that time, and I have added simple subtitles.

I am speechless now, please watch for yourself, remember to hold on until five minutes and 30 seconds later. 【／Video link】”

Guan Pei's fingertips froze on the screen for a moment, and opened the link silently.

The quality of the video is low-definition and high-blurry, and it can be seen that it is a few years old. Guan Pei watched it for less than a minute and found that it was just a very random collection of funny interviews.

It is in every corner of the company, such as the staff in the restaurant in front of the water dispenser or even the assault game team at the door of the toilet, from the young and capable female planner to the simple and honest Indian program brother, and then everyone will talk about their role in this team division of labor and ideas.

——Until a clean, bright young face suddenly appeared on the screen.

The boy's hair and eyes are beautiful brown. He is wearing a white shirt and a diamond cashmere vest. He is as clean and well-behaved as a little person walking out of a picture book illustration.

However, at this moment, he was biting the sandwich in his hand, the small half of his wrist was exposed, thin and fair, but his eyes were full of satisfaction.

The camera shakes a little, and the boy didn't realize that he was in the camera. He sneakily moved the vegetable leaves in the sandwich to the side, and said vaguely: "Nora, I'm going first, I have a project tomorrow...

Then the boy inadvertently glanced at the camera beside him.

He suddenly opened his eyes wide, and after being stunned for three seconds, he pointed at the camera and asked in a daze, "...are you taking pictures of me?"

During the interview with my sister, I couldn't help but snickered: "neo, just 1 minute."

"...Then remember to cut this part out."

The boy wiped his mouth hastily, then hurriedly hid the sandwich behind his back with one hand, smiled a little embarrassedly for a while, and said to the camera, "Hi everyone, I'm neolee."

The young lady who was interviewing coughed and asked pretendingly serious: "Okay neo, then, what is your division of labor in the Edible Guide game team?"

The boy blinked his eyes.

"...It's a very small painter."

He pondered for a while, then added cheerfully, "There are also new dish testers in the staff cafeteria, and I will also give them some suggestions on the menu."

The young lady's voice sounded like she was holding back a laugh: "Okay, then why did you choose to join the food guide team?"

"—Because it's a game made by my father's company."

After the young man finished speaking, he was stunned for a while. He might feel that this answer is not suitable, so he continued to think for a while, and after a while, he showed two pointed canine teeth, and said proudly: "Of course, the main reason is that my paintings are beautiful. .”

The young lady behind the camera was about to die of joy: "...then let's talk to the players in the future game."

The boy lowered his eyes and thought about it for a while.

"When the game is released, you must remember to buy these two heroes, creme brulee and apple pie."

The boy's eyes were shining brightly, and he waved his hand cheerfully at the camera.

Then he moved closer to the camera and complained in a low voice: "—because their skirts are really hard to draw."

The picture freezes on the boy's smiling face, and the video ends.

The author says:

I don't want to spoil it, but I still want to say a few words:

1. The brother’s family’s request is that he return to the UK immediately to help him make an official clarification. The reason for running away from home is related to his sexuality. He will definitely come out this time. Date, can only express love back and forth in the letter stupidly.

2. Just because the game company belongs to him does not mean that he will hold the account password of the official game blog at any time.

3. If the letter is very clear and clear, then this person is not Li Naiyou. The conflict is set up to make both of them change. The younger brother is not very confident in this relationship and keeps using lies to make up lies, but Pei is stubborn. Defects also definitely need to be corrected.Both of us are not perfect, and we have to change before we can continue to fall in love.

Then I am like a pseudonym, I am used to it and I am not strong enough to satisfy all readers, sorry.

Rest for two days first, don't make any noise loveandpeace