Notification on the Handling of the Incident of Yingzheng Raising Zombies

I'm obviously not bad!

Chen Chrome murmured in his heart, no matter what he said, he could be regarded as a very useful combat power. He was not easy to die, but also quite capable of fighting, and his appearance was... not bad?And I'm already 17 years old!I'm a grown up now!

This is very strange. Why?

As Chen Chrome thought about it, a strange flush suddenly appeared on his cheeks, thinking of the last sentence Li Xinglan said to himself on the night when Orion's family turned into zombies.

What a pity, unfortunately drowned out by the screams.

What did he say?Do you say "I like you" or "I don't like you"?

But probably not, he was sure that sentence had at least seven or eight characters, and there was no word "like" in it.

"Ahhhhh, so annoying!"

Chen Chrome put his head in his hands, and slammed his head against the pillar with all his strength—with a look of hatred, he pretended to be able to violate the laws of physics and lift himself up and smash it against the wall.

He sat in the small courtyard for half the night, his single-threaded mind was full, tossing and turning, only thinking about the three words "Li Xinglan".

"Uh-huh!"

Chen Chrome frowned, repeating words such as "like", "dislike", "constellation", "gender" and so on. Suddenly, he was hit on the forehead by a crabapple fruit. When he looked up, he found an upright walking Four-legged snake.

He gasped, his eyes widened, and he asked, "How are you?"

Monsters like to smash people's foreheads?

The snake glanced at the eaves, but didn't speak. Of course, Chen Chrome wasn't sure if it would speak.

He just followed its line of sight and found a big golden bird lying on the roof, with a particularly big mouth, like an upgraded platypus.

The four-legged snake said: "Here, help, help... help."

On the other end... that Mr. Snake walked up to Chen Chrome and twisted his body, as if he wanted to pull out something from behind.However, it has a big belly, and its extremely short front feet can't touch its own back, just like a Tyrannosaurus rex.

Chen Chrome was sweating on his forehead, he walked over hesitantly, and helped him untie the cloth bag on his back.

When he got closer, he realized that the scales on Mr. Four-legged Snake's body were very large, the color was golden and shiny, and there were two horns growing on his head, and his whole body was covered with special effects.

The four-legged snake shook the sweat from its head and praised: "Not bad, not bad. Thank you, thank you."

It took out a Yueqin from the cloth pouch, no, probably Ruan Xian?It's not quite like that either.In short, it was a magical instrument. Chen Ru couldn't help being curious and asked, "Is this a pipa?"

Mr. Snake was very happy and nodded: "Yes, yes...it's a pipi...a pipa."

Mr. a stuttering four-legged snake without a letter, Chen Chrome thought to himself, and the point of admiration was not at all on the absurd thing that "snakes can speak human language".

The big bird on the roof yawned, rolled off a large piece of crabapple fruit with its huge tongue, and smashed its beak, bright red juice overflowed from the edge of the beak.

A strange blush appeared on Mr. Snake's face, he hugged the pipa, sat on the ground, and said: "Please, please listen to me, play a piece."

Chen Chrome applauded, looking very expectant.

The shape of this lute is ancient, with a straight and long neck. It looks like a yueqin in appearance, but it has four strings and thirteen frets, which is different from the yueqin.Mr. Snake didn't shy away from Chen Chrome's gaze, and his two front feet instantly turned into human hands, with thick knuckles, slender and powerful.

Although his movements of playing the pipa are very single, only forward picking and backward picking, but the changes of the piano sound are very rich.

The moon is dark and the wind is high, the sound of the pipa is "clank clank" non-stop, the clear sound is like a sharp sword, but the music that pops up is tactful and sad.

However, the sound of the music is combined with the bulging belly, two furry horns, and a head of yellow hair. It is an extremely weird picture.

When the music stopped, Chen Chrome clapped and applauded loudly.

But Mr. Snake cried while playing the pipa. He put the pipa carefully, ran up to hold Chen Chrome's hand, and complained that no one understood his music.

Today I finally met my bosom friend, and Mr. Snake said that he would play another song.

Chen Chrome carefully analyzed the problems he had just discovered with it, told it to play skillfully, touched his chin, and said: "Your problem is that your muscles are stiff when you play the piano, and you can't develop your skills. Without skills, you have no emotions. "

Mr. Snake thought seriously, took a deep breath, and seemed to be going to make a long speech, but in the end he blushed and just nodded, saying: "Yes!"

Chen He listened to him play a piece, unknowingly forgot the troubles just now, and smiled: "My name is Chen Ru, what's your name?"

Mr. Snake smiled foolishly: "Yes, you can call me Qin."

Chen Chrome nodded: "Mr. Qin, are you a demon?"

Before Mr. Qin could reply, the strange bird on the roof rushed to answer, with a dry and hoarse voice like a crow: "Oh my God! Qin? You are so embarrassed to deceive a child like this! My child, look at him like that!" Son, what else can it be but a ball! Let me tell you, he is most suitable for playing drums. He brings a leather drum with him. When playing, he just needs to lie on the ground and beat his stomach with his four hooves..."

Chen chrome couldn't help but glanced at Mr. Qin's stomach. The strange bird was still chattering and mocking, but Mr. Qin neither annoyed nor ignored it. .He's just, just a mallet."

The strange bird flapped its wings angrily: "Your uncle is the stick!"

Mr. Qin had no choice but to call out: "Feng, shut up, shut up."

The strange bird flew in front of Chen Chrome and stopped, standing on the ground with both feet, staring at Chen Chrome from top to bottom with naked eyes.

Chen Chrome looked unnaturally for a while, and nodded in greeting: "Mr. Feng, hello."

Mr. Qin stuttered, Mr. Feng was articulate, the two demons didn't know why, and they quarreled on their own.Perhaps it is because they often fight with each other, such a huge gap makes it difficult to tell the winner in a short time.

Yaoshou, the two monsters started talking about cross talk when they disagreed!

Chen Chrome stood aside, his heart almost collapsed.

"Shut up!"

Beichen suddenly came in over the wall, with a red pompom on his head, like two furry rabbit ears, and cursed: "What are you doing here?"

Chen Chrome covered her mouth, almost bursting into tears, pointing at Bei Chen's head and exclaiming, "Rabbit ears! Brother Chen, I didn't expect you to be such a jerk!"

Beichen slapped hard on the head, the red hair on the head exploded instantly, the little thing raised its head, it turned out to be a broad-eared fox.

The broad-eared fox has two ears that are bigger than the face, drooping on both sides of the head, and it looks so cute.The reddish-brown fur is clean and beautiful, and the amber eyes are watery and confused.

It was slapped by Beichen, rubbed its buttocks with its upper limbs, jumped up to Chen Chrome's head, and rolled up.

Bei Chen was furious: "Calm down! Go back to where you should go. Fox, you want me to skin you?!"

The broad-eared fox made a "mi", jumped off Chen Chrome's head, stood on the ground, then knelt down on both knees, bowed with both hands, and looked at him eagerly.

With a confused face, Chen Ru pointed at the red fox with trembling fingers, and asked, "Is that Chubby? Where's Sakura?"

The fox blinked: "Mi?"

Beichen's eyes wandered, he looked aside unnaturally, and said, "Just for fun, I'm not happy all day long."

Chen Chrome picked up the fox and smoothed its fur, but he always felt that its eyes were strange, and finally put it on the ground again, then turned to Beichen and asked, "Is it also a demon?"

Beichen: "Yes."

Chen chrome: "How can I do that? A monster has the dignity of a monster, so let's forget it."

Beichen kicked wildly, kicked the broad-eared fox away, turned the gun angrily, and cursed: "I only let the fox come over, why are you two here? Get out of here."

However, the other two monsters are not afraid of him, especially the strange bird named Feng, who hides behind Mr. Qin, grinning his teeth: "Second brother, you are doing something wrong. Foresight... What kind of expression do you have? You can't even tell the truth. Alas, elder brother is very worried about you. Since you left, he has been heartbroken and sleepless at night. The unbearable Empress Nuwa threw it out, it's a crime."

Without further ado, Beichen cut off half of Mr. Feng's wing with one claw.The latter jumped up and down in pain, opened and closed his bloody mouth, and let out a series of screams and curses.

However, after a while, his wings grew again.

Chen Chrome looked at the fresh half wing that had just been cut off on the ground, swallowed, and a plate of golden crispy chicken wings popped up in his mind.

Beichen: "Go back."

Mr. Qin hesitated: "Brother, third brother, you still, go back, go back with us, go and confess to your mother, your mother."

Bei Chen glared: "I only recognize Bingzu. Say it again, get lost."

Mr. Qin turned out to be Beichen's eldest brother!

There are too many differences in personalities. Sure enough, none of Long's sons were born to the same mother, Chen Chrome thought nonchalantly.

Bei Chen argued with Mr. Qin, and after saying a few words, Mr. Qin became anxious, so he changed into a language that Chen Ru had never heard before. Judging by his feeling, Mr. Qin did not stutter when he said such words.

Chen Chrome ran to the side, picked up the poor vixen, rubbed its head, and asked, "Where did it hurt? Beichen didn't mean any harm. I apologize to you on his behalf."

The fox shook his ears, and called out pitifully, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ".

Chen Chrome asked: "You are also a demon, can't speak?"

The fox stammered and spoke a series of languages ​​that Mr. Qin used. His voice sounded like a child's, and he couldn't tell the difference between male and female.

"What can you talk to a beast? It can't change its shape, it can't change its human tongue, how can it talk to you."

Chen Ke got up and turned around, only to see a young man in a brocade robe walking slowly. It was the beginning of November when the autumn wind was bleak, but he was still holding a feather fan.

The young man looked very handsome, with slender eyebrows and eyes, and was very romantic, like a nobleman. He said as he walked, "Besides, even though foxes were auspicious animals in ancient times, they were pretty good. But now The world is getting worse, it has become narrow-minded and fickle, and it is almost coquettish, with nothing but good looks. Children, don't be fooled by it like that."