Goblin Rebirth Rules

People who often watch anti-Japanese dramas know that although they are in the same era, the painting styles of the two domestic parties are completely different.

Especially in military uniforms.

One side refers to the idea of ​​the German army, and anyone who wears it can look handsome.

On the other hand, earthy yellow is the main color, no matter how handsome a person wears it, it looks like a turtle.

Even in modern times, many people will use "the soil is not the soil, the combat power is five" to give me aesthetic respect, but the facts cannot be quibbled, especially when watching TV dramas, the eyes of Yan Kong will always be out of control~

Gong Shiyi's figure...is improving every day.

Especially when paired with that sharp and sharp temperament.

After putting on the military uniform, even he was quite shocked when he looked in the mirror.

Gong Shiyi asked Yuan Shaojun very purely and honestly: "Does it look good?"

Yuan Shaojun nodded, his eyes were fiery, waiting for the little fairy to pounce on him.

But Gong Shiyi turned around, stared at his image in the mirror, and said with a fascinated expression: "I think it looks good too!"

Yuan Shaojun: "..."

Gong Shiyi chatted with Yuan Shaojun honestly again: "I think the waist needs to be modified, it's too loose. And the cuffs...the trousers..."

Yuan Shaojun "It's already very good. But you can communicate with the tailor about these things." Who cares if there are some or not, it's time to get down to business!

Gong Shiyi over there nodded, and then suddenly yawned sleepily.

"Ah, I'm so sleepy. I'm going to take a shower and go to sleep."

Yuan Shaojun had a little hope, thinking that this little fox had taken a bath, he must have remembered that they hadn't had in-depth communication for several days, right?

For this reason, he went to the bathroom to look around and tried to push the door.

The door was found to be locked.

The ominous premonition became a reality...

Yuan Shaojun stared at the closed carved wooden door for more than a minute.

He was thinking about one thing, should he replace this door tomorrow?Change to a transparent one, and then don't set the internal locking function.

After Gong Shiyi finished taking a shower, he really went to sleep obediently.

Yuan Shaojun has been a decent person for so many years. When things came to an end, he realized that he was not as thick-skinned as that little fox. After tossing and turning for more than an hour, he finally made up his mind to attack at night.

Gong Shiyi was woken up, his whole body was watery and soft, with a pair of beautiful eyes sleepy, he unconsciously refused: "You, what are you doing."

Yuan Shaojun: "Baby..." He kissed her deeply.

After the kiss was finally over, Gong Shiyi was completely awake, and something underneath also lifted up honestly.

Yuan Shaojun's eyes were dark, and he was ready to eat.

Unexpectedly, at this time, Gong Shiyi suddenly burst into laughter, tears came out of the laughter, and he pounded the bed.

Yuan Shaojun: "..."

Gong Shiyi: "You have today too! Look! Did I win? I guess you will not be able to bear it these two days! Sure enough, it is earlier than I imagined!"

Yuan Shaojun: "..."

Gong Shiyi grabbed down and hit the red heart, and then he was surprised: "Huh? Why do you seem to be soft?"

Yuan Shaojun: "..."

……

Really, this hatred is irreconcilable.

Later, Yuan Shaojun gritted his teeth and thought that he must not give that little fox a good look, and definitely make that little fox regret what he did at that time!

What Gong Shiyi thought was, he couldn't sit still and wait for death!It is necessary to appease Yuan Shaojun's broken glass heart.

So Gong Shiyi took the opportunity to apologize these two days.

"I didn't mean it, really! Just forgive me..." Suppressed laughter.

Yuan Shaojun: "..." Suppressed laughter was too insincere!The corners of your mouth are curled up, do you think I'm blind?

The first apology failed.

Gong Shiyi was neither discouraged nor discouraged, and continued to work hard.

"Let's do it again dear, last time was an accident, this time you see my performance!" With a serious face.

Yuan Shaojun: "Don't look." No matter how serious your expression is, your eyes still betray you.

The second apology failed.

Later, Gong Shiyi thought, maybe the words are still too pale, a real man needs to use practical actions to get his lover's forgiveness!

As a result, a good thing bought from a certain sex toy store got another chance to appear on the stage.

Gong Shiyi equipped himself with a complete set, and then showed it to Yuan Shaojun.

Yuan Shaojun finished reading, but it seems that there is no physical or mental fluctuation?

Gong Shiyi thought, is this okay?Could it be that my joke caused permanent erectile dysfunction?

So he hastened to perform even harder.

Seeing that Yuan Shaojun still looked sleepy, he looked unmoved.

Gong Shiyi simply started to use both hands and mouth.

This time... it finally worked.

And it's still the kind of extremely fast and extremely impatient effect.

Gong Shiyi looked at the guy who had regained his spirit from a close distance, and was deeply shocked by its astonishing size, and had deep doubts and fears in the process of contact with it in the past—this thing is unscientific. How did they compete in a friendly way and bring each other a wonderful experience?

He fell into the philosophy department thinking.

Yuan Shaojun: "Have you seen enough?"

Gong Shiyi raised his head upon hearing the sound.

Inevitably, I saw that threatening big guy at close range again.

In the sky above the big guy, Yuan Shaojun showed him a faint smile.

This shallow smile is unscientific and has a strong deterrent effect at the same time!

Gong Shiyi thought sadly: Damn, how did he fall into this situation?Obviously last night I turned the tables!I won!Let Yuan Shaojun bow his head!How is it written in the script?Let him realize his mistake, and realize that this kind of fixed amount seven times a week is simply anti-human, and must be changed!Otherwise, I will carry out this kind of non-violent non-cooperative resistance in the future!

Joy begets sorrow!

Life is really hard.

The situation was great, but in the end it was overthrown by a darker opponent.

He looked at Yuan Shaojun wanting to cry but without tears: "There is retribution for bullying honest people!"

Yuan Shaojun: "It's okay, I never bully honest people."

Gong Shiyi: "I'm so stupid... um."

Today is another day of harmony.

……

Gong Shiyi stayed in the United States for less than two months, and other than dying, he still had business to do.

For example, find a tutor and study various psychology courses in advance - this is the major he applied for in the university. Because of some inhumane factors, Gong Shiyi can choose to take the courseware materials provided by the school for self-study, as long as he can pass the exam , you will be able to successfully obtain a degree certificate.

For example, continuing to exercise his body shape every day, combined with yoga, his lines have become more beautiful and flexible, unlike the thick benzene muscle blocks created in the gym, those muscles that are not exaggerated contain real strength, which makes him Even his temperament became aggressive, and his male hormones exploded for a while.

For example, add acting courses to allow yourself to have some breakthroughs in expressiveness.

For example, he added courses in economics and management. Don't forget that he still wants to make his studio bigger and stronger in China.

Anyway, very busy.

On the contrary, except for those few days when Yuan Shaojun was suddenly so busy that he flew up, the rest of the time, he was as leisurely and comfortable as he always showed.

This is not like the kind of dandy second generation ancestor who is not doing business properly.

It is a kind of calm and calm as if everything is under control.

In contrast, Gong Shiyi is now like a small local boss who has just risen from the rebellion, and is still struggling desperately to strengthen his own power.

Yuan Shaojun, however, is like a prosperous emperor, who can rule by hanging down, and has a lot of leisure time to spend in the harem every day.

Comparing the two, Gong Shiyi is so envious and jealous, can you find the reason?

Unbalanced mind, how can I control the pace of death?

As the saying goes, fighting with others is a lot of fun. Gong Shiyi has been defeated and fought repeatedly, and the more frustrated he is, the more courageous he is. After doing this, he is full of energy, and his whole body exudes vigorous vitality. The face value adds a layer of brilliance, so that no matter where you go, it is the focus of the crowd's attention.

In recent days, Yuan Shaojun has often had a dark thought of "hiding him from others to see". Sometimes he wonders if someone is lusting after the little fox, and he suddenly becomes angry, wishing to kill those people. Dig it out and turn the bones into ashes.

But he himself knew that this kind of thinking was too dangerous.

When the possessiveness reaches a certain level, it will definitely not benefit him, Gong Shiyi, or the relationship between the two of them.

The reason why people are human is because they can control their desires.

Knowing restraint is a powerful performance.

A person who can't control himself, no matter how crazy he is on the outside, how he is going through life and prosperity, he is still a weak person.

So Yuan Shaojun never told Gong Shiyi, stop being an actor, live in my castle, and don't leave.

Is the bird whose wings were broken, or the lovely creature he saw flying in the blue sky?

So be it.

Gong Shiyi has studied psychology, and he is still somewhat sensitive—the most important thing is that he has been reading dog blood novels, okay?No matter how busy you are, you have to catch up with the updates of a few chapters every day!

Therefore, he knows all kinds of routines, such as attacking snake spirit disease, attacking ghosts and animals... all by heart.

In Yuan Shaojun's body, he occasionally felt a little sign that the other party was about to fall ill.

To his great relief, Yuan Shaojun finally restrained himself.

This is really good.

Must be rewarded!

...Inadvertently, the quota for seven times in seven days was used up again ahead of schedule.

Therefore, in the next few days, Gong Shiyi had to exhaust all his strength, grind hard, and always have to come back a few more times.

... It can't be done otherwise, do you know how difficult and awkward Yuan Shaojun is to serve?

That's right, the line seven days and seven times was drawn by himself.

But if Gong Shiyi resigned to his fate-seven times seven times, I can hold on.

Or simply give up the treatment if you can't even make up seven times.

Then Yuan Shaojun will definitely dig a hole for Gong Shiyi, so that he will continue to have bad luck, and don't even think about living a peaceful life.

What, you said, since Yuan Shaojun wanted it, why didn't he take the initiative?

Really, as a Gong, I've never seen him behave like this!

Gong Shiyi still felt his face was covered in blood when he thought about it.

He has read so many novels, and he has never seen anyone who is more difficult to serve than his own.

People will never take the initiative on their own!

Just wait for you to clean up and send it to your door for nothing.

You don't send it?Ha ha, wait for bad luck.

Every time Gong Shiyi looks back on the past, he will deeply regret that he has fallen into the situation he is in today because he did not select the correct option for several key points!

So that the direction of the strategy game becomes strange.

such as……

The first time between the two of them, that was a mistake!

What's the matter in a hurry!What is there to worry about?Could it be that he, a little virgin who has just grown up, is more anxious to get rid of his status as a magician than Yuan Shaojun, an uncle-level virgin?In the end, one wrong step and one wrong step, he took the initiative that time, which set a very bad tone for their future sexual relations!

It seems that he is very hungry, obviously not...

The worst mistake was the laughing scene...

The only chance to stand up!

If life could be repeated...