Goblin Rebirth Rules

Because he has nothing to do, Gong Shiyi's life in the United States is still very easy.

The only unpleasant thing is that Yuan Shaojun has suddenly become busy recently, so that the two of them started to get together less often—you know, every virgin who has just had sex will have a period of time when he is very enthusiastic about a certain sport.Gong Shiyi is just the kind of little goblin who cries and yells out when there is too much, and provokes all day long when he is not, so that recently his whole body is full of desire and dissatisfaction.

Therefore, as a good gay friend, Qiaoman is obliged to skip class and spend time with Gong Shiyi to relax.

...Actually, this brat is trying to avoid studying!

On this day, the two went shopping in a large mall.

Several plainclothes bodyguards followed behind.

Yuan Shaojun matched Gong Shiyi, and Qiaoman's father matched him.

The bodyguards didn't want to annoy the two young masters, so they had to pretend to be passers-by and scattered around them.

No one knew that not far behind them, there were two young people who looked like lovers.

Their looks, figures, and grooming are very ordinary and inconspicuous, but if you pay close attention, you will find that some of their behaviors are simply professional.

"As soon as you find an opportunity, do it."

Over there, Gong Shiyi and Qiaoman entered a bank around the corner.

According to Xiongzi, he has stored good things in this bank safe, and he must show it to Gong Shiyi, he will definitely be blinded by it!

Gong Shiyi asked him what it was, and this brat could grit his teeth, being so mysterious, he just didn't say anything.

Anyway, since he had nothing to do, Gong Shiyi just teased him and went to the bank to open the safe.

The young couple followed in with a calm demeanor and stood in line in front of the ATM machine.

No one expected that at this moment, three strong men wearing black masks suddenly rushed in from the outside. They first raised their guns and swept the ceiling, and one of them rushed to the counter quickly, trying to call the police. And the uniform of the teller who pulled the safety gate, and shouted: "Fuck me, don't move! Robbery! Whoever moves, kills!"

"The largest amount of US dollars, fill it up!" As soon as the words fell, he threw a big bag on the counter: "Don't play tricks, we have been observing for two days, and the bank has not transferred the mortgage in the past two days, less than 200 million Don't blame us for killing the killer!"

The counter staff standing in front of him was terrified, until she heard a clear gunshot, and the bullet grazed her ear. After the burning pain, she reflexively covered it with her hand, and then she saw blood on her hand. .

The teller screamed and began to roll his eyes limply.

But she still failed to pass out happily in the end, and the robber fired again, obviously trying to tell the teller that if you dare to faint, you will be shot immediately!

At this time, another robber had found the control button, and he swiped and locked the bank's door from the inside.The remaining one fired two shots into the sky again and shouted loudly: "Everyone squat down! Whoever dares to make small moves, don't force me to kill!"

Everyone immediately squatted down, put their heads in their hands, trembling, and hoped that these robbers would have professional ethics and leave after grabbing the money, so as not to hurt anyone's life.

The young couple was also in the squatting army, but no one was more confused than the two of them.The mantis catches the cicada, and the oriole follows. Have you considered the dignity of the mantis?

Their target, Gong Shiyi, was also a little too close to the money robber.

Can't help but feel a little worried.

Gong Shiyi and Qiaoman squatted together, and the two bear children looked at each other. They were both excited and apprehensive. The adrenal hormones soared, making them tremble all over, as if they were terrified.But the robbers didn't take the two of them seriously at all. At first glance, they looked like underage chickens. It was good enough not to scare the pee. What can they be expected to do?

At this moment, the plainclothes bodyguards all looked ashen. If they were under their protection today, if something happened to the two young masters...their fate would be very bad.

But each of them is too far away from the two young masters.

On weekdays, it is only a few meters away, but at the critical moment, it is as far away as a moat.

In the bank lobby, a total of more than 30 people were trapped. Among these people, apart from Gong Shiyi and Qiaoman, their bodyguards, young couples with obvious problems, and a few bank staff, there was actually a " Those with ulterior motives"...

Bob is a rookie paparazzi.

Worked for a low-level gossip newspaper, the kind that rarely hits big news on weekdays.

The reason why he entered this bank was mainly because he happened to bump into Gong Shiyi just now.

A big production like "Dragon Valley 2" usually starts to promote it when it is filming, and various hot news is posted in turn to keep the heat going, and when the film is released, it will attract more viewers to buy tickets .

Gong Shiyi is first of all an Asian, and secondly a supporting role. Although the black dragon Arthur has a strong sense of presence in the first film, he has accumulated a lot of fans for him.But at this stage so far, he is not the focus of publicity.

However, a rookie paparazzi like Bob, since he met him, quietly followed him with the spirit of optimism.

He also has a miniature camera on his body.

He had already started to draw up a news headline in his mind—Black Dragon Arthur suspected of going shopping with his boyfriend sweetly.

As for whether Gong Shiyi and that handsome guy are gay lovers?

who cares.

Their kind of gossip tabloids follow the principle of not being surprising and endless.And the least afraid of causing trouble, it is best for celebrities who are in the newspapers to sue them, and the heat is on again!

Bob has already secretly photographed several intimate photos of Gong Shiyi and the handsome boy by dislocation, making them look like they are holding hands and kissing in the street.

Needless to say, because of their good looks and good temperament, this couple looks quite aesthetically pleasing when the photos are taken.

He really didn't expect to be trapped in the bank and meet the gangsters who robbed the bank!

nervous?Of course there is.

But more excited.

Bob pointed the lens of the miniature camera at the counter, and captured the robber and Gong Shiyi in a frame.

Opportunity to develop...

Bob kept praying in his heart that the robbers must make a big fuss!It's better to kill a few people, it's better that both Gong Shiyi and that handsome guy are seriously injured or even die!

Of course, excited, Bob still regretted his life, curled up, and squeezed himself into a recess in a counter. Fortunately, he was that kind of thin and small figure, and the robbers didn't notice him at all.

Over there, the robbers were obviously well-trained. After mercilessly shooting and seriously injuring a bank teller, the efficiency of the manager on duty to load money was greatly improved.

A robber is in charge of loading the money.

One is in charge of guarding with a gun to prevent anyone from making small moves.

One is responsible for searching the trapped people, confiscating all valuables, and smashing all mobile phones.

Those bodyguards are at war right now.

They have guns.

But the robbers are very experienced, they have protective devices on key parts, and when they move, they are always kept covered by the hostages.If they couldn't be killed with one blow, it would be terrible if they went crazy and fired indiscriminately.

Rat bogeyman.

They need to find the best opportunity.

The robber who was searching for the gun had already reached one of the bodyguards.

The bodyguard was trying to hide the gun quietly... like in his crotch?

At this moment, the corner of his eye suddenly met Gong Shiyi's.

What kind of look is that...

Full of eagerness to try.

The bodyguard shuddered, what does this young master want to do?Can we be honest and not play dead?

Suddenly, the bodyguard's gaze froze.

He saw a pink object protruding from Gong Shiyi's hand, which looked not much thicker than lipstick... it looked familiar.

Those who work as bodyguards generally have a better memory.

Isn't this, isn't this the latest electric shock anti-wolf device produced by Black Hawk?

Although the price is very high, this model is excellent in size, appearance and performance, and is favored by some rich beauties.

Unexpectedly, the young master also prepared one...

Coincidentally, another robber who was in charge of security was wandering around Gong Shiyi.

Holding the pink and cute anti-wolf device, he secretly rubbed it and stretched it towards the thigh of the poor robber.

The bodyguard brother's mind was frozen there, causing him to lose his mind on his side.

The robber who searched kicked him unceremoniously: "What a fool! Take out everything you have on your body, if you dare to hide it, if I find it, I will blow your head to pieces!"

hey you old boy...

The elder bodyguard saw that the young master had already made a move, so he couldn't bear it. Suddenly, he grew up and held down the robber's machine gun with one hand, and strangled the robber's neck with the thin steel wire he carried with him with the other hand!

Another bodyguard not far from him rushed over and was about to pick up the gun that fell on the ground.

They are farther away from the young master, so instead of directly rescuing them, it is better to encircle Wei and rescue Zhao.

But at this moment, only a crisp gunshot was heard!

The bodyguards' faces were pale, and they were broken. Could it be that they were a step late?

But even so, the gun picker still focused on picking up the gun, and then rolled over, aiming the gun at the direction of the counter!

As far as the eye can see, it is not the miserable scene of the young master lying in a pool of blood.

On the contrary, the only one standing in the entire bank hall was Gong Shiyi!

He was holding a gun, still aiming at the robber inside the counter.

The robber's right wrist was bloody, with a penetrating wound in the middle.But this robber is obviously a gangster who can be cruel to himself. He quickly squatted down and picked up the gun with his left hand.

"Snapped!"

Very precise, the left wrist is also inevitable to be pierced.

Both hands are useless, even with the fierceness of the robbers, they have almost lost all their fighting power.

As for the unlucky guy who was shocked by the electric shock, he was happier, lying on the ground, and occasionally his muscles, hands and feet were still in nervous spasm.

Gong Shiyi turned off the safety of the gun with a calm face.

Then he crouched down.

It was as if the stern young man who killed all directions just now was not him.

Qiaoman muttered on the sidelines: "I can't believe it! Eleven, you are not enough buddies, you even took it all by yourself! Today's limelight was taken away by you!"

Gong Shiyi tried his best not to make his voice tremble—in fact, when he aimed his gun at a human being, even though it was clear that the man was a murderous gangster, he still couldn't kill him with a single shot, but was very The "Mother" pierced his wrist.

Thankfully it didn't miss.

What Yuan Shaojun said was right. In this regard, he is indeed very talented.

Gong Shiyi: "Shut up. You only have the ability to speak out, how can I count on you!"

Qiaoman: "Let's not talk about this first, what's the matter with you squatting down again? Shouldn't you stand at the highest place to welcome the cheers of the rescued people at this time? Hero?"

Gong Shiyi said with experience: "At first glance, you are a rookie. Who told you that there must be only three robbers? Maybe there are still hidden ones. They are smart enough not to wear masks, which is more concealed. , They can still rely on these powers to come back. The reason why many idiots died early is because they have the same idiotic optimism as you."

Originally, as Qiaoman said, among the people in the audience with their heads in their hands, unexpectedly, they ushered in a shocking reversal before the police arrived.Not to mention the excited mood, some were limp on the ground, some were crying with joy, and more stood up, intending to rush forward to thank today's hero——

But the conversation between Gong Shiyi and Qiaoman was clear, like a basin of ice water, extinguishing everyone's enthusiasm.

In fact, everyone's brains are basically blank at the moment, and there is no extra IQ thinking at all.

Is there any truth to what Gong Shiyi said?

At least this possibility exists!

Then, the people who had just stood up all squatted down.

The one who was crying quickly covered his mouth.

Everyone glanced around with wary eyes.

Those bodyguards were actually very powerless in their hearts.

The young master was a little too whimsical.

Not making a movie.

However, I never expected that today's sudden danger would be resolved so smoothly. The bodyguards were lucky, and they didn't want to miss any more.

A few of them tied up the three unlucky robbers who were almost out of breath, and then planned to search the whole audience together.

Some people were unwilling at first, why do you?

Gong Shiyi hid in a safe corner and came forward to testify that these are his bodyguards and they can be trusted.This is also for the sake of everyone's safety, and don't you want to wipe out all the bad guys?You know, if someone slips through the net, take revenge...

When those people thought about it, they were right!

If anyone disagrees with life and death, don't use the bodyguards to force him. Everyone else will look at him with the eyes of "you must be a plainclothes robber", forcing him to quickly prove his innocence.

...At this moment, the couple was completely dumbfounded.

What the hell is this unfolding? !

They have guns in their arms!

There are also things like drugs...

Why would the robbers be searched after they were solved?

Before, the two of them tried to turn everyone against this stupid idea.

As a result, the two of them were far worse than the professional Gong Shiyi in terms of seditiousness. Just a few words made them both an isolated minority.

So... what to do?

Is it to resist stubbornly, or to be caught without a fight.

They really wished they hadn't taken Gong Shiyi as a hostage in the first place - this kid is so cunning, he can dodge better than a mouse, he would be very sorry for his life at first glance, just leave the body search to the bodyguards.

So much so that even if they wanted to make a comeback, they couldn't find hope of a comeback.

If Gong Shiyi is kidnapped alive, the forces behind them will be able to gain a lot of benefits from Yuan Shaojun.

The two of them retreated completely without leaving any clues, and they would not be retaliated by that terrible man Yuan Shaojun.

So now, choose to explode?Can't do both!

In addition, it is still a confined space.

Can't even run.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, there is no way to hide the dangerous goods in his arms.

Perhaps the only good news is that the two of them can at least get rid of the blame—they just treat them as robbers and put them in jail. When the situation is not so sensitive, the people behind them will fish them out.

but……

The couple in disguise couldn't help crying.

In this world, is there a more nonsensical "kidnapper" than them? !

When the bodyguards really found the insiders of the robbers, everyone on the scene was shocked, and once again fell in love with Gong Shiyi's admiration!

At this time, someone suddenly said hesitantly: "That seems to be Gong Shiyi! It's the one who played the black dragon Arthur in Dragon Valley..."

"I also watched Longgu! I said why I always think he looks familiar!"

"It must be...a magical oriental boy, I really shouldn't criticize him for being too sissy..."

"He was really handsome just now..."

"If I didn't have that damn big sunglasses, I should have recognized it a long time ago! I'm a fan of his movie!"

"What? Dragon Valley? I missed it at the beginning! When I wait for the second part, I must go to the theater to support it!"

"Thanks to his thoughtfulness, otherwise someone would have slipped through the net and escaped..."

"Before I thought it was unnecessary, I want to apologize to him."

"These damned, cunning, hell-deserving robbers!"

……

Gong Shiyi hid in the dark, and he was very grateful that he really guessed it!

He just read a few more online novels recently...

Then I suddenly had a brain hole, thinking that if the robber has an IQ, just like he has plainclothes bodyguards by his side, they also have plainclothes friends to hold the line?

Gong Shiyi was still thinking, if he was over-intentional, it would only be a little troublesome, and if there were, what would he do if the fish that slipped through the net returned because he had ruined their plan to make a fortune and avenged his brother?

The result really made him break out in a cold sweat!

Gaining the admiration of a group of people, the bear boy Qiaoman also stared at him: "Eleven, you really impress me!"

Gong Shiyi waved his hands aggressively, and said calmly: "It's nothing, if you are a Chinese, you will definitely think it is very normal."

Qiaoman: "What? In my impression, China is a very safe country! Could it be that bank robberies often occur there?"

Gong Shiyi looked at him with contempt: "Please, guns are banned in our country."

Qiaoman: "Then what do you mean by what you just said?"

Gong Shiyi looked up to the sky and sighed: "Sun Tzu's art of war, my dear, even children in our country can say a few 36 tricks~"

Qiaoman: "My God! It's amazing, I have to make up if I can't!"

Wow hahaha After returning home for a while, I went to a certain website to answer questions-what kind of experience is it to pretend to be successful?

Among the people in this room, who is the most excited at this moment?

Must be rookie Paparazzi Bob!

You know, from the beginning to the end, his miniature camera was on!

All the wonderful moments just now were captured by him!

And he was very shrewd, afraid of being discovered by Gong Shiyi's bodyguards, he glued it in the gap above the counter in advance.

The camera had to be turned off, but the radio was still running.

Therefore, what Gong Shiyi and Qiaoman said did not miss!

……

Thanks to Bob, Gong Shiyi's heroic appearance became known all over the world overnight.