Goblin Rebirth Rules

As a dog, Caesar was slightly distressed.

Yes, the roasted rabbit meat is great, the beggar chicken is also super fragrant, and even the mushroom chicken soup is mellow and fragrant. In the cold winter wind, before the warm wall fire, it exudes an extraordinary temptation.

...The two human beings next to him didn't know how to cherish it.

It just had a dog squatting on the blanket, eating in loneliness, and occasionally glanced out of the corner of its eye, what the hell are the two humans doing next door?

Well, first, the relatively unfamiliar Gong Shiyi licked his fingers and lips.

Caesar couldn't help following suit.

Hehehe, the smell of fat is very addictive~

All of a sudden there is a sense of intimacy.

Then Yuan Shaojun, who was a little more familiar with him, handed him a wet tissue.

Gong Shiyi looked a little annoyed, why?

Then he undid two buttons.

Is it that hot?

Gong Shiyi said: "Time flies so fast, in a blink of an eye, I have already passed it..."

Yuan Shaojun echoed: "Yes, we have known each other for so long."

After saying a word, he stood up and went to the closet.

Gong Shiyi seemed even more annoyed, why?He stared at Yuan Shaojun's back, his eyes were a bit fierce.

Caesar watched and listened to all directions, while eating a chicken leg, chewed the bones and swallowed it, it was delicious.

Over there, Yuan Shaojun took a bottle of red wine and two goblets.

Pour the wine and pass it to Gong Shiyi: "Congratulations?"

Gong Shiyi's complexion improved a bit.

The two of them clinked glasses and drank it down.

I was keenly aware that Gong Shiyi's eyes had been moving rapidly. While drinking, he felt as if he had some good idea again, and the smile hung on the corner of his mouth again.

To be honest, according to Wang Xingren's aesthetics, Gong Shiyi is not very good-looking.After all, he doesn't have beautiful fur, nor is he strong enough, so he looks like a weak chicken.

But I don't know if he was bewitched, but I stared straight at his smile under the firelight, and found it really attractive, I couldn't help but pounce on him and lick it.

Yuan Shaojun suddenly glanced at me.

Those eyes were very plain, but I was scared immediately, my vellus exploded, and I hummed twice to express my submission, and I didn't dare to stare at Gong Shiyi blatantly again.

The two continued to clink and drink.

Gong Shiyi's performance became more and more active, and the reasons for toasting became more and more colorful.

For example, the snow scene is beautiful, the hut is very emotional, the dog is cute (?), and the rabbit is delicious.

After finishing a bottle of wine, Gong Shiyi seemed to want another bottle.

His face was getting redder and redder, and he looked very excited.

It made me want to taste what those red drinks taste like.

Yuan Shaojun stopped him.

Gong Shiyi quickly unbuttoned all the remaining buttons of his jacket.

Show your chest.

Well, I take back my previous sentence. Although he looks thin and weak, after taking off his clothes, his lines are very beautiful, just like a young cheetah.

Gong Shiyi threw away the shirt he took off.

He stared at Yuan Shaojun and said: "What are you afraid of! Jiu Zhuang is cowardly! What's wrong with me just seducing you? I'm an adult! A pure man just does it! Do you want to be a virgin for the rest of your life? How regretful you are when you die! "

After speaking, he jumped on it.

Yuan Shaojun caught him immediately.

The two started kissing and biting each other.

I'm really a little confused, isn't the plot transformation a bit too abrupt?If there is a disagreement, you will take off your clothes, and you will be so vicious!

If it weren't for the fact that Cai Yuan Shaojun scared me, maybe I would have to scream out when suddenly stimulated.

The two of them tossed in front of the fireplace for a long time, almost knocking over my soup pot, too dangerous.

Then Yuan Shaojun picked up Gong Shiyi, and the two went to the bedroom.

At first, the bedroom door was left open, so I caught a glimpse.

On the big bed, Gong Shiyi was on the bottom, and Yuan Shaojun was on the top. They were still gnawing, and they looked very excited.

After a while, Yuan Shaojun got up and walked out.

Gong Shiyi thumped the bed and yelled, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

While talking, he boldly took off his pants.I noticed that he was wearing white panties underneath.

Snapped!

The door was closed.

I can't see what's going on inside.

But because of his keen hearing, he can still hear a lot of movement.

Gong Shiyi continued to beat the bed and yelled: "Come on, I have to do you today! Do you know how many study materials I have studied? I know all the poses by heart! Guaranteed to make you happy!"

There was another sound of opening a cabinet.

Gong Shiyi continued to beat the bed and yelled, "What are you doing? Do you think I'm a reckless man who didn't do my homework in advance? Hehehe, I practice yoga at a professional level! I'll show you when I do it!"

The sound became very faint.

After a while, Gong Shiyi's doubtful voice came: "Hey, what are you holding in your hand? Why are you so complete?"

Yuan Shaojun said with a smile: "You guess?"

There was another burst of rustling.

"Hmm~ It hurts~"

I don't know what I'm doing inside, hearing Gong Shiyi's voice, he's really in pain, so I can say no to it with a crying sound, otherwise the two of them will change positions and continue.

Soon, something else was added to the originally pure and painful voice.

Hum huh huh huh, it's really itchy.

Gong Shiyi said: "Hey, did I fall into the trap?"

He was very sad and indignant: "Actually, you have already prepared, right? Wolf ambition, thanks to my foolishness, I jumped in! I misread you, you beast!"

Yuan Shaojun said: "Baby, you are so cute... Yoga is really professional."

After a while, Gong Shiyi said weakly: "Really, I doubt that you are a playboy who has experienced many battles! Otherwise, the battle between us will never show such a one-sided trend!"

Yuan Shaojun's voice seems to have become much lower and hoarse: "You have to admit that in many cases, talent is more important than hard work. Just to remind you, baby, you have ejaculated too many times. For the sake of your body, I have to Help you set a limit."

Gong Shiyi's voice raised an octave: "I'm sorry, we are the first night! Do you have to be so heavy-handed? Step by step, dear! And for the sake of my body, shouldn't the best option be for us to withdraw for the time being?"

Yuan Shaojun smiled lowly: "Always giving up halfway is really not conducive to improving grades. In the long run, it is the way of life that one party strives to keep up with the other party's level, right? A bit of pursuit, baby."

Gong Shiyi: "I think your painting style has really changed. If the trial experience is not good, I will apply for a return..."

Yuan Shaojun casually said, "It's late, baby, admit it."

Gong Shiyi wanted to cry but had no tears: "I can't bear it! You don't want us to cum for the first time, do you? It's too late to stop now, oh clean freak!"

Yuan Shaojun is very sincere: "Don't worry, I have a solution."

Gong Shiyi hammered the bed, but this time he didn't make any sound, only whining, as if his mouth was sealed by something.

It's really noisy next door.

Dogs in the human world will never understand.

They struggled for a long time before the door opened.

At that time, it was already night outside, so there was no need to think about hunting.

Yuan Shaojun went to another bathroom to fill in the water. After the water was put in, he picked up his mottled palace clothes and put them into the water, and the two of them took a bath together.

I really don't understand why humans like to soak in water, the feeling of wet fur is terrible.

Gong Shiyi's eyes were half closed, and he held his chin, as if he was thinking about some great proposition.

Yuan Shaojun helped him take a bath.

After the long bath was almost done, Gong Shiyi suddenly said, "I'm so stupid, really. I mistook the spider spirit for Liu Xiahui."

He looked much more awake, and his face was no longer so red, but his brows were flowing, radiant and eye-catching.

Yuan Shaojun hugged him in his arms and said, "How can you say that, we obviously have a good understanding and hit it off right away."

Gong Shiyi was furious: "Have the face to say it! Then why did you act so incomprehensible before!"

Yuan Shaojun: "Because you are really cute when you try to seduce me."

Gong Shiyi: "...to tell the truth shamelessly!"

Yuan Shaojun got out of the water and wiped himself dry with a large bath towel.

Gong Shiyi continued to lose his mind: "Alcohol is the root of all evil, motherfucker, who dares to let me touch alcohol in the future, I will be in a hurry! Fortunately, no one knows my black history, you better forget it quickly!"

Yuan Shaojun took out his phone and showed him a video.

Gong Shiyi glanced at it and then went mad: "Delete, delete, delete soon!"

Yuan Shaojun held different opinions: "Why delete it? It's just yoga, and it's a professional level!"

Gong Shiyi: "But! Yes! Old! Son! No! Wear! Clothes! Clothes! Ah!"

Yuan Shaojun: "Private collection, it's okay to keep it secret. Hey, this pose is not bad. Try it next time?"

Gong Shiyi: "You despicable villain, are you trying to threaten me?"

Yuan Shaojun: "You can think so."

Gong Shiyi: "...Then, that's fine. You pervert, I have to succumb to your despotic power!"

Yuan Shaojun: "Good boy."

He fished Gong Shiyi out of the water, dried it with a large bath towel, and the two of them went back to the bedroom.

The door closed again.

In front of the fireplace in the living room, I was the only dog ​​left, thinking seriously about life.

All that happened today has once again strengthened my concept—human beings are so strange!

Obviously the two of them seem to be arguing, but at the same time, I can clearly feel that their real emotions are indeed satisfied and happy.

No wonder it is human beings who rule Blue Star, not us dogs.

This inconsistency and unpredictable ability is really unique to human beings!

Later, Yuan Shaojun came out again and cooked some porridge in a black clay pot. When the porridge was almost done, he added some leftover marinated chicken pieces to it.

Very fragrant, but not for me.

So I discovered one more thing.

That is, regardless of whether it is a human or a dog, once you are in love, the pattern of pleasing your partner is the same.

Yes, at this point, I'm suddenly enlightened.

Perhaps, this is a rare opportunity.

It can be used for my study.

Learn how to get out of being single as quickly as possible.

If I had the ability of Yuan Shaojun, Jenny would not have given up on me and chose that stupid Alaska. Then I might have been the father of several puppies. Thinking about it, I feel that this is a lifelong pain.

Everything that happened today, I will silently remember it in my heart, reminisce from time to time, and guide my future life direction.

Although there are many details, I still can't figure it out.

On the second day, I followed Yuan Shaojun to hunt some rabbits and pheasants, and also shot a big deer with more than a dozen branches.

Gong Shiyi was still lying on the bed and did not get down.

I will do the same to my wife in the future.

We spent a total of three days on the mountain.

Every day's scene is almost a cycle.

Those two humans are still reluctant to leave...

Of course, after three days, they finally seemed to be tired of this snow scene—of course, for Gong Shiyi, his range of activities was only around that bed...

We can finally go down the mountain.

Benefited a lot.