Goblin Rebirth Rules

Gong Shiyi followed his gaze and looked down suspiciously.

Then there was a noise in his head, and he remembered the matter of the crotch opening - when eating, the coat was taken off, and there was no need to worry about being exposed when sitting, Gong Shiyi planned it very well at that time, in short Be sure to put on your coat before standing up. As long as you are careful, today's embarrassing incident can be muddled through.

Who knew that there would be such an unexpected event as a gun battle beyond his imagination?

After a series of accidents, how to force him to remember such trivial things as the crotch thread?

"That, this, this was just accidentally..." Gong Shiyi stammered, "Don't look!".

His face turned red, and he picked up the coat that had fallen on the ground with his backhand and tied it around his waist, wishing that a meteorite would fall from the sky and smash him with a bang to forget his amnesia, it was too embarrassing.

"How did you do it?" Yuan Shaojun's face turned cold, he stopped Gong Shiyi's defense, "Do you think I will believe it?"

At this time, he recalled, no wonder he just saw him today, and he felt that there was something wrong with him. The pants were already broken by then, right?

The entertainment circle... Yuan Shaojun squinted his eyes, his thoughts were much more complicated than Gong Shiyi's, after some deduction, he immediately thought too much.

Holding the string of red sandalwood beads with his right hand, the round and soft touch slid over his fingertips one by one, and the murderous intent that burst out of his eyes just now was well hidden.

Gong Shiyi has the keenness unique to small animals. He was just embarrassed for a while, but when he suddenly realized the possible deep meaning of this man's words, he suddenly felt chills all over his body, his body stiffened, and his flushed face turned pale. "Bastard, you, who do you think I am!" Anger came up, and he didn't care about the fear of this man. He flew up and kicked Yuan Shaojun's calf hard. Crying, "Okay, just pretend I don't know you!"

Run outside after speaking.

He only felt that his brain was flooded just now, and he was still worried about him, and he kissed back, it was definitely because the danger stimulated his adrenal glands!No wonder there are always scenes in movies where strange men and women fall in love suddenly after suffering together. It's so lifelike... But now that he is this kind of straight male cancer and scum, let's go as far as he can!

When Gong Shiyi watched the fans' brains, he never understood those characters who were submissive and only knew how to lie down and admit abuse.He is indeed not such a strong person, but if you are ruthless, I will give up. Even if he likes another person, he will take himself very seriously, and he will definitely not be able to sink into the dust and bloom another flower... …

Besides, he didn't like Yuan Shaojun much!

Yuan Shaojun grabbed him and said, "You—"

Gong Shiyi straightened his neck in an unyielding posture, his eyes were bright and scary, as if he could burn people's souls: "What are you going to do? Hit me? Imprison me? Or shoot me to death? You know that a defenseless person like me The common people are playing prestige, and you are nothing more than that!"

Yuan Shaojun's heart trembled slightly, and then he laughed out loud at his imaginative outburst. This little thing obviously misunderstood what he meant.

Anger and murderous intentions are all aimed at others - whoever dares to touch him? !

As for Gong Shiyi, he was just unhappy that he had been pretending in front of him for so long, but now that he thought about it, there was nothing wrong with it, the little thing obviously hadn't built up trust in him, so it's okay to teach him slowly if he can't be in a hurry.

I don't know that he wanted to go off the rails, but he was quite angry.

"It's righteous." Yuan Shaojun raised the corner of his mouth, raised his gun and aimed it at his forehead from a distance, "Do you really want to taste the feeling of being shot in the head by a bullet?"

After he finished speaking, he was about to move the muzzle of the gun away, so that this cowardly and silly rabbit would not scare himself to death, but at this time, the wooden screen was pulled open by someone, and a Maitreya Buddha squeezed in. The same fat man: "Mr. Yuan, outside—oh, what are you?"

Uncle Hua glanced suspiciously at Gong Shiyi who was trembling, such a young master doesn't look like a traitor!But people should not be judged by their appearance. With these killers suddenly coming to the door, it is hard to tell whether they are the culprits. "Have you checked it out? Don't wrong the good guy." Forbearance made a special order, and then retracted.

Unexpectedly, being interrupted by his teammates, Yuan Shaojun had nowhere to vent his anger.

Putting the gun away, he pulled Gong Shiyi into his arms with a sigh, and whispered in his ear: "Just now to scare you, I didn't even open the safety of that gun."

Gong Shiyi's whole body was covered in ice, and he couldn't help shaking, and he didn't know if he heard this sentence.

It was the first time Yuan Shaojun felt such pity for a person. He hugged him, patted his back lightly, and kept comforting——

"I'm just worried that you are being bullied..."

"You don't have to hide anything from me in the future, huh?"

"Why would I hit you? You think too much..."

For some reason, Yuan Shaojun never liked things that were too weak in the past. He only liked big, ferocious dogs when he raised dogs. He even domesticated a white Costin in his early years.He was up and down when he was young, and the young man fought desperately. He can have everything he has today, and he earned it bit by bit with his own strength!Years have already polished his heart into a hard stone, even for that unworthy younger brother, he doesn't have much real affection... But he just met this fluffy rabbit who was only a little bit more courageous, and he hadn't waited to pick it up... At the entrance, a heart has long been turned into soft fingers.

This is probably the so-called "one thing down one thing", right?All kinds of karma in the world are always so wonderful.

It took Gong Shiyi a long time to recover from that tone. He was actually very wronged in his heart, so he didn't make a sound, so he bit his lower lip and wept silently for a while, which wet Yuan Shaojun's collar.

The feeling of being pointed at the muzzle of a black hole is indescribable. This is not a prop gun used by the crew for filming. At that moment, Gong Shiyi was really intimidated. He couldn't even move. He was afraid and sad. I have tasted all the thousands of flavors that I have never tasted before.

So even though he understood that he had misunderstood the other party just now, he still couldn't get up his spirits. Just depending on what the other party said, he just froze in his arms without saying a word.

……

When the two of them were finally ready, they stepped out of the screen together, and saw that the inside and outside of the store had already been cleaned.

The broken tables, chairs, and tableware were all removed and replaced with new ones, and the blood was washed away with water. Gong Shiyi thought he would see a corpse, a broken limb or something, but there was nothing, as if just now Everything is an illusion.

Fat Uncle Hua was chopping vegetables in the semi-open kitchen. I saw him waving a big kitchen knife, which was as light as nothing and like his fingers. All kinds of ingredients turned into filaments in a short time. , small segments, flakes...

He poked his head out of the window and saw that the two were back together again. Uncle Hua heaved a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "I didn't eat well just now, it was all wasted. Wait a moment, I will serve you another table." OK!"

A lot of people in black were sitting there, and when they saw Yuan Shaojun, they stood up in unison.

Yuan Shaojun gestured to them, and the men in black sat back down again.

If it weren't for Gong Shiyi to see that the clothes on several of them were torn, their faces were bruised, red and swollen, and two of them were even oozing blood... He couldn't help but suspect that they directed and acted a play just now deliberately scared him.

Feeling a little scared in my heart, but also a little belatedly stimulated, Gong Shiyi stood there with her lips pursed, without saying a word.

Yuan Shaojun said to Uncle Hua: "Today I have caused you trouble again."

"Hey, what kind of trouble is this!" Uncle Hua waved his hand indifferently, "Dare to come to my territory to play wild, and eat the guts of a leopard...Mr. Yuan, please sit down for a while, brothers who are not injured or sick come over to help serve the dishes !"

"You can cook a few less, we are almost full."

"It's rare to come here once. If I can't treat you well, where will I put my face?" After Uncle Hua finished speaking, he looked up at Gong Shiyi, lifted the lid of the pot next to him and brought out a small cup, "Eleventh Is the young master startled? I steamed hibiscus custard here, try it, don’t take it too seriously..."

Gong Shiyi thanked him politely, but he still had a bad complexion and seemed dispirited, but after tasting the custard, he suddenly regained his appetite, so he lowered his head and ate the custard spoonful by spoonful.

Yuan Shaojun: "..."

After re-arranging several tables, the men in black ate the most, and there was not much food left on the plates.Yuan Shaojun bid farewell to Uncle Hua, but Uncle Hua didn't force him to stay, he just told them to come often when they were free, and stood at the door to watch the convoy drive away.

Soon they came to a pier, where a beautiful medium-sized cruise ship was parked. They boarded, and the ship started to ride the wind and waves towards the vast sea.

As long as it comes, it will be safe, Gong Shiyi changed into a pair of loose beach pants, and finally got rid of the bad luck of always being ready to disappear, the whole person relaxed, and went to sit on the deck chair outside to enjoy the sea breeze.

A huge parasol was propped above the reclining chair to avoid direct sunlight. Gong Shiyi took great care of his skin, using both methods, and carefully applied sunscreen to himself.

Later Yuan Shaojun came out and sat on the recliner next to him, Gong Shiyi refused to even look at him, and took out his phone to scan HH.

I didn't expect to be able to connect to the Internet after going to sea. There should be a small base station on the cruise ship. Anyway, it's very convenient. Gong Shi was so excited that he gradually forgot that there was a big pervert lying beside him.

Not long ago he applied for his own HH number. The introduction on it is an actor and model. His existing works include the MV of "The Little Prince", still photos of Eddie's cowboy and blockbuster commercials.After Gong Shiyi clicked on it, he discovered that the information had just been edited 15 minutes ago, adding the news that he would star in the movie "Dragon Valley", it should be done by Nancy, and she probably had already finalized the contract.

Looking at the number of fans above, Gong Shiyi was taken aback. Yesterday it was still more than 2. Why did it suddenly soar today? It has already broken through the [-] mark, reaching [-]!

In his last message, he sent a still photo of himself in a cowboy, riding a pure white horse, with his upper body lying down, and from the side, only the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and his long and dense eyelashes can be seen.The hard photo is very tense and has a dynamic beauty. Gong Shiyi likes this one very much, and Eddie Cowboy also hopes that they can use their influence to participate in the promotion, so he uploaded it rather narcissistically. .

I read it yesterday, and there were only a few hundred replies in the comment area. I read it again today, oh, how did it rise so much!