Goblin Rebirth Rules

Gong Shiyi never expected that one day he would encounter a plane crash.

The plane was turbulent as if it would fall apart in the next second. Looking out the window, you could see thick smoke billowing from the tail of the plane. When the captain announced the bad news on the radio, the passengers were crying and screaming, or hysterical, or begging The god worshiped Buddha, and the chaos became a pot of porridge.

Gong Shiyi didn't want to die either, and flustered for a while, grabbing the armrests and following the crowd, and accidentally saw the manager sitting next to him grabbing an iPad and typing hard, he couldn't help but suddenly realized—what a pig's head!There is no time to waste now, hurry up and leave a last message on Weibo!

Fortunately, the plane was able to connect to the Internet some time ago, otherwise, without saying hello, it would be wiped out. How sad are those who love him?

Gong Shiyi raised his chin slightly, adjusted his emotions, and took a photo of himself the best in his life, shining so arrogantly, and attached the last Weibo in his life——

#I just traveled through time, Mom and Dad, all those who love me don’t cry, bless me, I will miss you in another beautiful world. #

……

As long as you have the values ​​of scientific materialism, you will know that Gong Shiyi's so-called "traveling" is simply nonsense, and it is the last comfort and tenderness of the dead to the living.Even Gong Shiyi himself did not expect that he could open his eyes again.

Someone was teasing, someone was groaning, and someone was touching him, Gong Shiyi was dizzy, his heart seemed to be jumping out of his chest in the next second, he couldn't breathe well, and he was so depressed that he was dying.He weakly pushed back those wanton hands: "Quick... hide..."

The man became even more enthusiastic: "Oh Beibi, Camuang!"

Gong Shiyi struggled to death: "Get out...get away..."

The man giggled and moved closer.

Gong Shiyi couldn't bear it any longer, thinking that you asked for it, "vomit!", the vomit spewed out was greeted on the man's neck without any waste.

The man was stunned for a second, then flapped his wings and hopped his feet: "Faffa Fafake——"

He seemed to want to strangle Gong Shiyi to death, and was about to take action with a ferocious expression, when Gong Shiyi, who was about to fly up, slapped his face with a painful expression.

The strength is negligible, but what makes you cringe is the mosaic object on his hands at some point... This is the real face-smearing!

The man frantically kicked Gong Shiyi a few times, then yelled and went to the bathroom, leaving Gong Shiyi half-dead there lingering.

It seemed that someone was laughing, and someone followed that person, but more people continued very calmly, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, there's a big ensemble of male and female voices, and the scene is very lewd and lewd.

After 5 minutes, Gong Shiyi breathed a sigh of relief, and finally confirmed that he had time-traveled. He was five years younger and went to the United States to study in high school. The salty pig was his "boyfriend" just now, and he was pulled over for a party today. As a result, he was half-coerced and half-coaxed to taste a piece of marijuana. Others relaxed as if smoking. It turned out that the silly boy died suddenly on the spot. No one noticed him at all, because everyone stripped naked and rolled together happily. ... Could it be that I am getting old?Who would have thought that this group of high school students would dare to play so boldly? !

Gong Shiyi staggered away from those provocative bodies, ran to the wine cabinet, washed his soiled hands with a few bottles of open red wine, rinsed his mouth again, took his bag, and acted as if nothing happened It's time to slip away.

If he doesn't run away, when his "boyfriend" cleans himself up, there will be good fruit for him to eat?

Gong Shiyi recuperated in his rented house for two full days before he regained his vitality and accepted the fact that he had traveled to another parallel dimension.

In this world, there is no news of the star's clothes crashing and dying in the palace, and naturally there are no relatives and friends of him. He is just a Chinese high school student who has just turned 17 years old after going abroad.The only good thing is that the face is still the same as before, and the name is still Gong Shiyi, so there is no need to find a sense of identity again.

During the past two days, Gong Shiyi suffered from the sequelae of marijuana smoking, anxiety, depression, lethargy, but his "boyfriend", who is said to be the top second generation, was very annoyed by his performance that day, and specially called to scold him , and unilaterally declared that it was over between them, it was over! "You're as disgusting as a dirty rag!"

When Gong Shiyi turned off the phone, he thought, hehe, I am really thankful to your family.

He didn't go to the hospital. He did yoga over and over again when he was awake, drank a lot of water, and took a bath after he finished, hoping to quickly metabolize the marijuana in his body. He was afraid that he would become addicted.Gong Shiyi has been a stinky person since he was a child. The yoga he practiced is not the kind that the public plays for tickets, but the authentic Indian yoga with secret methods. Leaving aside other benefits, Gong Shiyi's body and skin have been praised , is loved by the fashion circle, and has endorsed many big names.How could you know that once you travel through... This is really a pity, the wind is always blown away by the rain.

When I first started doing yoga, Gong Shiyi was sweating profusely, and his body always smelled very heavy—this is always the case for people who don’t exercise very much when they first start exercising. If the body is healthy, the sweat glands are relaxed, and if you persist for a long time, even if you are sweating profusely, your body odor will be very fresh, just like the Gong Shiyi before time travel.

After two days like this, when Gong Shiyi went out, he was still the same person, but his feeling was completely different.

It's as if it was once a piece of beautiful jade covered in dust, but now that the dust is gone, it has been polished and polished carefully, revealing a shocking beauty.

On the night of the accident, it happened to be Friday, and the school was on holiday, and a group of people went to have a carnival.It was already Monday, and Gong Shiyi changed into a black suit-style school uniform—this school uniform had already been modified by him at the tailor shop downstairs. It had a clean white shirt and a burgundy striped tie. Gong Shiyi was the kind with very slender bones. He has a tall body, long legs, hips, and broad shoulders. Although there is a little baby fat on his face, he is just like a clothes rack.It's a little worse than the previous life, but it's better than the green and juicy. On the way to school, the rate of turning heads is off the charts.

Some people who knew Gong Shiyi stopped for a long time and couldn't believe that this was the same person as the previous one. How did he change?hairstyle?It seems that the forehead is exposed... But it is absolutely impossible to show only one forehead, and they are different from each other, right?Before, he could only be said to be handsome and handsome, but now his whole body is shining, just like a star!

They didn't know that it wasn't the appearance that Gong Shiyi changed the most - nonsense, how much can it change in two days?What made him reborn was actually his temperament, his aura. These people thought that Gong Shiyi was "just like a star". In fact, not long ago, he was really a big star with fans all over the world!

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"Eleven, I heard you offended Enos badly?"

"Enos threatened to give you a good look, what's going on?"

"Are you really falling apart? Let me just say, Enos is just playing with you. A person like him can't be serious about you. You won't be crying at home these two days, right?"

"Eleven, you look thinner, so haggard, tsk tsk."

The class that Gong Shiyi is in is composed of foreign students who focus on language and prepare for applying for college in the United States in the future. Most of them are of oriental race. After seeing Gong Shiyi, they were shocked for a few seconds. Then they all gathered around, most of them were excited faces who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal.

Just like my former self, this Gong Shiyi is also very trouble-free, and his English name is Eleven, which makes people laugh and cry.

Gong Shiyi responded with a few casual words, and the class bell rang, which made him very relieved.

He noticed just now that there were still a few people in the class who didn't make a sound. They seemed to have attended the party that day, and accidentally met Gong Shiyi's eyes. They immediately looked guilty and cruel, obviously worried that Gong Shiyi would Talking nonsense in school is not such a glorious thing after all.

Gong Shiyi didn't bother to talk to them, and listened to a class in a daze.

Studying is not his specialty, but fortunately he has no problems with English, otherwise it would be even more difficult... What's the bad luck and he has to go to high school again!Thanks to the American high school, if it was the domestic one, he would definitely have to live like a year.

It was so easy to wait until class was over, Gong Shiyi planned to go to the bathroom to wash his face and sober up, while avoiding those crushing classmates who talked badly.

Yazambique Middle School is a private aristocratic middle school with a long history. The number of students in the school is not large. The total number of students in several grades is less than [-]. Classes are usually held in this exquisite Rococo-style building. Walking through it, You can feel the gorgeous and complicated beauty that was born out of European aristocrats.

Go through two curved corridors, and the door on the right is the bathroom.

The milky white door was ajar right now, and two people were puffing and laughing at the porthole on the other side.Gong Shiyi ignored their unpleasant scrutiny, and was about to open the door and go in.

Unexpectedly, he had grasped the doorknob with both hands, but out of the corner of his eye, he saw his "ex-boyfriend" roaring towards him.

Meeting each other on a narrow road, for a moment, both sides were stunned.

At this time, Gong Shiyi finally saw the appearance of this ex-boyfriend clearly.

He doesn't look like a minor at all, tall, handsome, with a very aggressive and cynical aura, it seems that he is still the school's American football quarterback, a school idol that adolescent boys and girls like most.In addition, he eats both men and women. It can be said that there are many people who like Enos or want to sleep with him once. "Enos actually fell in love with that weak chicken Chinese" is a very puzzling headline recently. .

So when he heard Enos speak, he not only dumped Gong Shiyi hard, but also made Gong Shiyi look good... the students were so happy, so handsome!Enos, you should have done this long ago!

Enos scanned Gong Shiyi up and down, was amazed by his appearance today for a second, and then quickly put on a disgusted face, as if smelling the vomit from that day again.

Gong Shiyi thought that he was going to yell, or even get rough on him, so he secretly raised his vigilance, but Enos raised his chin and waved his hands at the followers behind him, as if he was the godfather and would never charge into battle himself After waving his hands, he tidied up his cuff buttons slowly, squeezed away Gong Shiyi arrogantly, and opened the door first to enter the bathroom.

In the next second, there was a bang, and then there was a clatter... Enos roared angrily again: "Faffa, far, far, far!"

It sounds muffled and echoing.

There was a burst of laughter at the beginning, and when they found out that it was not Gong Shiyi who had been ambushing for a long time, but Enos, those people "quacked" like a duck caught by the neck, dumbfounded up.

Gong Shiyi and his attendants looked inside and found that Enos, who was originally bright and beautiful, had a dark gray bucket on his head upside down. This bucket was used by cleaners to wash mops. From the gray-black collar, it can be deduced that the water in the bucket is definitely used dirty water, and it is emitting a disgusting smell at this time.

Enos crazily tore down the bucket and smashed it into the crowd, with a bang, in exchange for a group of people screaming in panic.

Fleeing in embarrassment.

Gong Shiyi keenly noticed that among the group of people, there were several people who were in his class and attended the party that night.

So the incident is very clear. They wanted to teach Gong Shiyi a lesson, but unexpectedly, they were stunned by the heroic and selfless Enos... At this time, Enos was like a fire-breathing dragon, screaming and punching his feet Kicking like crazy, eyes full of bloodshot eyes, looks terribly frightening.

Things are getting worse!

It turned out that the two accomplices who were pretending to be smoking at the door of the bathroom, but were actually letting the wind go, sneaked away while no one was paying attention.

Gong Shiyi said to those followers who were dumbfounded: "Ah...you don't want to help?"

The servants came to their senses, let go of the collar of Gong Shiyi, and rushed in to help those who beat people, to wipe up dirty water, and occasionally to be affected by Enos' indiscriminate attacks. It was simply miserable... …

Gong Shiyi didn't wash his face, but he also got the refreshing buff, and returned to the classroom with emotion. Although the next class was still boring, he was smiling and maintained a good mood throughout the day.

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Returning to high school, the ordinary day is over. When returning home from school in the evening, when walking on the road, a middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes sized up Gong Shiyi for a long time, and followed him all the way. Gong Shiyi judged him as a criminal. When he was about to call the police, the man handed over a business card: "I wonder if you are interested in shooting a MV?"

Gong Shiyi: "..." Liar?