lift up

Now you want to share a bed with your sister-in-law and two people you don't know well?

However, seeing the little cutie who was trembling a little when he heard the news that he could only sleep on one bed here, the little boy’s sense of justice came out again. Well, if he sleeps on the sofa by himself, he might be kicked off while sleeping, just with the strength of the little goblin to lift him up.

The little facial paralysis felt that he slept with them not to sleep with his sister-in-law, but to protect the skinny little cutie.

Li Zixiao thought it was funny, and the sense of justice on the face with the paralyzed face was about to explode, so he took out his mobile phone and called Shan Zihan again, and as soon as the call was connected, he smiled and said, "Zihan, your brother will follow me tonight." The male god slept with the younger brother of the male god's husband, are you worried?"

Shan Zihan froze for a moment, "I am very worried, what should I do?"

Glancing at the parents opposite him, Li Zixiao's voice was not loud, but the parents could still hear the voice of a boy, but when they saw the tenderness and playfulness in their son's eyes, they became a little stiff, and found that their son liked It's one thing to be a man, but quite another to hear that man talking to his own son.

When Shan Zihan talked to Li Zixiao, the expression in his eyes was so gentle, if it wasn't for the slight curvature of the corners of his mouth, it would probably be the kind of gentleness that can overflow water.

"Hahahahaha..."

The boy at the other end didn't know what to say, he seemed to be in a good mood and smiled, and then his own son actually started to giggle too.

Shan Zihan felt that his parents' faces were a little pale, but he didn't mean to back away from the call with Li Zixiao, and even explained a lot of trivial things at the end.

"Hahahahahaha, when will you come back?"

"Well... soon, wait for me."

When Shan Zihan hung up the phone, there was still a smile in his eyes, looking at his embarrassed parents, Shan Zihan felt a little guilty in his heart, but he said slowly and firmly, "Mom and Dad, I like him very much... ..."

Li Zixiao also hung up the phone with a smile, but he was still a little bit bitter in his heart. He didn't know if it was right. After all, he never thought of bringing "bad" other people's children, but he fell in love with him accidentally. What should I do if I lose someone else's child?

Feeling being patted on the shoulder, Li Zixiao lifted his head while biting the old popsicle that had almost melted.

"Sister-in-law, don't worry, brother will be back soon." Li Zixiao was just a little moved, and then took out a bag of things from his pocket, "My brother asked me to buy it for you. You rub the chrysanthemum."

Li Zixiao: "..." What is moving?

"Hahahaha, Zixiao Shanzihan is really kind to you, even the medicine is prepared for you."

Cutie looked at Li Cheng, wondering if what he meant was that he was jealous of Li Zixiao's medicine, "Well, goblin, don't hurt each other, there is medicine in the snack bag, so you don't have to be jealous of him."

Stuffing the whole bag into Li Cheng's arms again, the cutie blushed.

Li Cheng: "..."

"Ahem, cough, okay, didn't we two upload a small video yesterday? Go up and have a look now, don't discuss these things." Li Cheng put the things away with a blushing face, even if Li Cheng was shameless No matter how thick it is, it is impossible to calmly take out the medicine for wiping chrysanthemums in front of two children...

Li Zixiao nodded, threw away the popsicle stick, and took out the computer after washing his hands. When he logged in, he felt a little excited. This was the first time he recorded a video with a male god.

It was recorded for more than three hours yesterday, but it was only [-] minutes when it was cut. The game is plot-oriented. To put it bluntly, fans are there to watch them play the game. Fortunately, Li Cheng has enough fans to save face and be corrupt. .

The video from yesterday to today already has more than 8000 bullet screens. After all, Li Cheng promised fans to record this video, and he also posted it on Weibo yesterday. This self-contained promotional advertisement has gone out. The people behind the scenes are naturally more lively.

It may be because this is the first time that Li Cheng recorded this type of video with other up masters, and Li Cheng's style changed a lot when recording the video, from a cold male god to a warm male god, so When the video started at one o'clock, Li Zixiao was about to laugh like crazy.

It's over, my sun god was snatched away by the people in the sky ヽ('⌒メ)ノ

It's over, my sun husband was abducted by the people in the sky_§:з)))」∠)_

It's over, my sun daughter-in-law was taken away by the people in the sky (‵ ′)

……

Li Cheng also leaned over, "Oh, there has been a CP group for so long, Mr. Yang, what the hell is this, I'm still impotent."

"This, what is it?" Little Facial Paralyzed has never been in Station B, but he can hear the voices of Li Zixiao and Li Cheng, although the voices broadcast on the computer are a bit different from his own.

"This..." Li Zixiao squinted his eyes, and lay down on Ge You on the sofa, "Station B, the largest same-sex dating site in the country."

The author has something to say: Thanks (??ω`?) Bobo (/ω＼)

小调戏的真爱粉扔了1个手榴弹投掷时间:2016-08-2615:03:54

小调戏的真爱粉扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-08-2615:05:15

☆、No.40 Eight Liao

Li Zixiao glanced at the little cutie, with malicious intentions.

The cutie who had escaped from Li Cheng's clutches suddenly felt the surroundings turn cold.

The little facial paralysis is also a little annoyed. This sister-in-law looks a little silly, but she does have the potential to gossip.

Even though he said so, the little facial paralyzed still took out his mobile phone silently, and started Baidu, what exactly is station b.

Then, he felt that there was a door to a new world that was about to open to him. Originally, the fact that his brother liked boys had already caused a certain impact on the three views of the little facial paralysis.

When he first stood at the door knocking and ringing the doorbell, he thought about Li Zixiao's appearance. He thought he would be a beautiful one, more delicate than a girl.

However, when he actually saw Li Zixiao, he realized that this person was no different from an ordinary boy.If so, he didn't know that Li Zixiao liked boys.

Or if my brother didn't tell him, he might never know that this person likes boys.

Seeing the dazed look of the small face, Li Zixiao only thought that he was frightened by his own words. After all, he was still an underage child, and he suddenly said that homosexuality, dating sites, etc. would definitely cause some harm to the other party. The shock, especially for a boy with a good student type like Little Facial Paralyzed Little Cutie.

If it weren't for them, they might not know about boys and boys until they go to college.

Touching his nose, Li Zixiao suddenly felt a sense of guilt, the kind of guilt that spoils elementary school students and children.

Originally, he wanted to watch a movie when he was full, but now that there are two underage children around, Li Zixiao had no choice but to put this matter aside for the time being.

"I can't help it. Let's record the game first. Anyway, for this kind of story-oriented game, if you play faster or slower, there will be an ending." But Li Cheng didn't think the other party would let him run out the door.

Little cutie, there is only one way to hold someone back, and that's nothing more than hugging someone's thigh to prevent him from leaving.

This behavior may be considered wretched if it is done by others, but if it is the cute face of the little cutie, coupled with the soft body, it will not make others hate it at all.

Li Cheng heaved a sigh of relief in his heart, but it's a pity that he is a pure zero, otherwise the cutie would really be his favorite.

Standing behind the sofa, the little cutie who didn't dare to get close to Li Cheng, inexplicably felt a chill down her back, and didn't know what happened.

"Okay, I want to finish recording quickly."

Ever since he called Shan Zihan, Li Zixiao thought that Shan Zihan might come back during the National Day holiday.

In this way, the charm of the game, the charm of recording videos with boys, seems to be less powerful.

Sighing, Li Zixiao felt that he was really hurt to have such a heart.

Li Zixiao and Li Cheng were just side by side, playing games in front of the computer desk, and talking words that Xiaofa and Xiaocuti couldn't understand while playing.

But judging by the posture, the two of them seemed unable to get in the conversation.

"Let's go out, the two of them, nothing will happen." After watching for a while, the little cutie felt bored, and it seemed that the little face next to the eyes was paralyzed, and the little cutie said something in a low voice.

The little face paralyzed nodded, thinking that what the little cutie said made sense, after all, he and the little cutie were in the living room, and it was impossible for the two of them to do anything.

Moreover, Li Zixiao just called his brother on the phone, judging from this situation, he didn't think Li Zixiao would be hooking up with people, at most, he was just a little bit noisy, and he likes to join in the fun or something.

However, the goblin is different, the little facial paralysis has not forgotten how the goblin pinched the little cutie's cheeks red, making people almost bully and cry, so the only one to beware of is the goblin.

Next, he silently changed the new, prevent, Li Zi's determination to want Hong Xing to get out of the wall, to prevent Li Zixiao from being seduced by the little goblin.

"Ah tsk...God, please adjust the temperature of the air conditioner, it's a bit cold."

"Male god, your health is not good, you must have kidney deficiency."

Li Cheng: "..."

I haven't been to station B, so I can't understand their strange words, so I left the door open, and the little face paralyzed and the little cutie lined up on the sofa.

"Well, the goblin belongs to my brother, so I will take good care of him, brother, he will be here in two days." When Xiaocute said this, she didn't have much confidence, after all, she was no match for the goblin.

Moreover, the goblin's way of getting along with Li Zixiao didn't give him a chance to catch him at all. Instead, he was always being molested by the goblin. Cutie felt that this greatly damaged his man's dignity.

"It doesn't matter, they are two people and we are two people. My brother should be back soon." Little Facial Paralyzed is a person with a sense of justice, especially for a child like Xiaocuti who always looks like he is being bullied. sympathetic.

However, there was really no expression on his face below, and when he said this sentence coldly, the little cutie was shocked.

Completely misunderstood the meaning of the little facial paralysis, thinking that the opponent wanted to compete with him, but seeing the long arms and legs of the little facial paralysis, the little cutie felt a little inferior. As a boy, and a boy in the second year of high school, he was 1.5 meters five is really an embarrassing thing.

This made him extremely envious when he looked at the long hands and long legs with paralyzed face.

"My brother asked me to go out and buy some things. Do you want to watch them at home or go with me?" Looking at the text message sent by his brother, the little face paralyzed felt that his brother seemed very happy, and he was not worried about what would happen to his sister-in-law at all. It's a problem, but think about it, my brother asked him to come here, it seemed that he was just taking care of my sister-in-law's basic necessities.

Regarding Li Zixiao's behavior of throwing the bowl away after eating this morning, the little face paralyzed directly judged the other party as an idiot in life. Although he felt a bit at a loss, it didn't matter, this person was liked by his brother, not himself.

Xiao Mian paralyzed silently thinking in his heart, if he was looking for a wife in the future, he would definitely not be able to find someone like Li Zixiao, who was useless except for his face.

"Ahhh—"

"My God, it seems that your health is not very good."

Glancing at the two people who were enthusiastically playing games in the room, Xiao Kei thought about it, and went out with the little facial paralysis.

"Let me go with you, I can help you get something." Saying that, the little cutie stood up and walked to the side of the little facial paralysis.

As the saying goes, there is no harm without comparison. After walking to the side of the little face paralyzed, the little cutie realized that she was so... Short qaq

It was also at this time that the little facial paralysis realized that the little cutie was so small. It was quite small when it looked like it, but now it is even smaller when it stands next to itself.

When Xiang Li Zixiao took the key and walked out with the cutie, the little girl couldn't help asking, "Are you going to junior high school soon?"

Cutie paused for a moment before retorting with a blushing face, "I'm already a sophomore in high school!" You bastard (;≥皮≤)!

"Ah, it's the same as me, but it's really small."

Little cutie: "..."

Little Facial Paralyzed spoke expressionlessly, he really wanted to talk back, but he was a little scared...

In the end, he could only curl his lips and follow behind the little facial paralysis. The little facial paralysis slowed down to make it less difficult for the little cutie to follow. After a long time, he said, "We are still young, and we can still grow taller."

"Really? Can it still grow to 1.6 meters?" The little cutie was a little excited.

The little face paralyzed looked at the cutie, thinking in his heart that he was not 1.6 meters tall, but he nodded on his face, "Exercise more, play basketball, and you will grow taller."

Although the little facial paralysis is still expressionless, but now Xiaocuti still feels that the little facial paralysis is so gentle.

Much better than my brother always said he was short.

The author has something to say: 1: After going to college, the little cutie found out that his little facial paralysis is in a dormitory. At this time, the little cutie was already 1.5 meters nine, and he could reach 1.6 meters by one centimeter. But when he stood When the little face was paralyzed, he found that he seemed to be a little shorter...

The little face paralyzed and patted the cutie's head, "Come on, I'm already 1.8 meters three."

Little cutie: "..."

2: I heard that military training is very scary, and I don’t want to do military training, so I asked Little Facial Paralyzed, “Is there any way to avoid military training?”

The little face paralyzed shook his head, "You are not sick or disabled, why don't you do military training."

The little cutie frowned, "Disability, I have tooth decay, does that count?"

Small facial paralysis: "..."

☆、No.40 Nine Liao

The little cutie was in a good mood, and even walked a lot more briskly.

The weather in October is not so cool. The scorching sun made the little cutie's face red, and the little one regretted not bringing an umbrella out. After all, the little cutie looks delicate and tender, and her cheeks are flushed. It sounds a little distressing.

Glancing at his own shadow, the little face paralyzed silently moved behind the little cutie.

When the little cutie realizes that the coolness is because the sun is blocked by the little face, and she has been standing under his shadow all the time, the little face turns red a lot because of the heat, but she hasn't become a cutie yet. Thanking her with a face, the little face paralyzed pushed the little cutie into the supermarket.

Even though the air conditioner was turned on in the supermarket, the little cutie still felt her cheeks were red and hot.

The little face was pushing the shopping cart in front of him, and he didn't see the expression on the little cutie's face.

However, the little facial paralysis didn't go shopping at first, but ran to the drink area.

Seeing the milk in the opponent's hand, the little cutie thought that it was because he drank milk that he grew so tall.

It's a pity that the little cutie doesn't like to drink milk, so she can only watch silently. She wanted to help the little girl push the cart, but was rejected.

The little facial paralysis is a bit machismo, and he thinks that tall people should do more, and just follow along with little puddings like cuties.

The atmosphere on this side is getting along well, and Li Zixiao's side is not too bad. The game seems to be smooth, because it took three hours to type out a section yesterday, and it took more than two hours to play today, and the story has already been completed. It's almost over.

Asking Li Cheng to edit the video there, Li Zixiao ran to the living room.

Thinking of Shan Zihan's parents at home, Li Zixiao didn't dare to call him directly, so he just took out his phone to send him a text message.

Although the desire to chat with the other party is very strong, Li Zixiao doesn't know what to send to the past.

After deleting, deleting and subtracting many times, it was just a very common sentence.

——How are you doing at home?

Like a young couple in love, Li Zixiao held the phone and stared at the screen from time to time.

Obviously, even if he was playing other things, he could still see them when he came back with a text message, but Li Zixiao just wanted to wait, or he didn't have the heart to play other things at all right now.

After waiting for 5 minutes, Li Zixiao became a little depressed, thinking that Shan Zihan might not be free, or that he didn't bring his mobile phone with him.

But he didn't feel depressed for long before the phone vibrated.

Looking at the caller ID on the phone, Li Zixiao's heartbeat started to speed up.

Even the corners of his mouth were grinning.

However, in order to show that he is a reserved person, Li Zixiao silently lost in his heart for 15 seconds before clicking connect.

After all, I haven't been waiting for his call all the time. What I posted was a text message, which is of a different nature. It was him who called me. I didn't expect it at all, hum "▼___,▼".

Li Zixiao, who didn't expect anything at all, cleared his throat, and then connected to the phone as if nothing had happened.

Then, before he could start acting aggressive, Shan Zihan on the other end spoke first.

"Zi Xiao, I miss you so much, I want to hug you so much."

Li Zixiao: "..." (/ω＼) I hate it, how can the facial paralysis be so lethal, I can't stand it anymore.

Resisting the urge to giggle, Li Zixiao put on a straight face, "Why didn't you realize that you can speak so well before? Is it because you can't see people that you can say anything now?"

"This is about you, Zixiao. When you looked at me, you were not so straightforward." Shan Zihan's voice was smiling, but he was in a good mood. Just because he usually doesn't like to talk doesn't mean he has nothing to say. , maybe because the relationship with Li Zixiao has undergone some substantial changes, Shan Zihan has simply turned into a provocative little expert, and he speaks all kinds of words without panting.

"What's the matter with me, I can speak very well usually, can speak and sing~" Feeling very embarrassed by Shan Zihan's words that made her ears hot, Li Zixiao coughed and said in a low voice, "You... If If you come back earlier, there will be a reward, and I will give it to you alone."

"Then I'm really looking forward to it. What reward? Maybe if you tell me in advance, I'll be more excited."

"If it's a reward, it must be a surprise. It's not good to tell you, but you can tell me what surprise you want, and I can prepare more." I feel that I may be looking forward to his return when I say this Yes, Li Zixiao added, "Of course, it's only possible to prepare more, that is, you can offer suggestions, but it's up to me whether to take them or not."

"Then, when I go back, please take the initiative to kiss me."

Li Zixiao blushed, "You have the right to make a request, but if it is not realized, we will talk about it when you come back."

Li Zixiao felt a little unmotivated in his tone with anticipation that he didn't realize. He obviously didn't feel anything when Shan Zihan was around, but he missed him so much now that he wasn't around.

"Okay, I'll call you again tonight. I still have something to do. Wait for me tonight, okay?"

The soft voice made Li Zixiao feel that the person on the other end of the phone always had a paralyzed face, and after he nodded blankly, he realized that the other party couldn't see, and finally he could only reply with a choked voice, "Yeah , if it’s too late, I’ll fall asleep and don’t care about you.”

"Okay, okay, wait at home obediently for me to go back, soon."

"Huh, be good, be good, I'm older than you, and I'm not a child, hurry up, I'm busy too, hang up."

After hanging up the phone, Li Zixiao went into the toilet with a blushing face, splashed several handfuls of cold water on her face, and wiped it off!People who fall in love are too scary, and even their personalities become hypocritical.

Looking around, he said that he was busy and had nothing to do, so he took a feather duster and patted it around, Li Zixiao felt depressed again.

When I was paralyzed on the sofa, I didn't want to move at all, I felt like a useless person...

Even the sofa was not soft anymore, with her mouth pursed, Li Zixiao seemed to have thought of something and put her hand into the crack of the sofa. After fumbling here and there, she found a tube, strawberry flavored...

Li Zixiao blushed, and just about to throw it into the trash can, the little face paralyzed and the little cutie came back, Li Zixiao quickly stuffed the tube back, after all, you can't spoil the child...

"Go and sit for a while. If you're bored, you can put the milk in the refrigerator and I'll cook." Patting the little cutie on the head, the little face paralyzed carried the vegetables into the kitchen, as if he was at home skillfully.

Dinner is naturally very pleasant, but when seeing the little face paralyzed keep picking up vegetables for the little cutie, and coaxing the other party to say that eating more vegetables will help him grow taller, Li Zixiao has a little face paralysis. This little wolf cub is abducting It feels like a child, but Shan Zihan also said that facial paralysis is not fundamental.

Looking at the cutie who was disgusted with the vegetables while eating, Li Zixiao felt that he might be thinking too much, after all...

The homosexuals who have lived in this house have themselves, male gods, Cheng Huan, Zhou Zhou, and Shan Zihan. It is enough to have two more children or something, and I feel too guilty.

After eating and drinking enough during the day, sleeping at night is a problem. Although the double bed is big enough, it is still a little bit reluctant to sleep four people, but the sofa in the living room is not too big, so I can sleep there The one who is more comfortable is just a little cute.

But letting the little cutie sleep on the sofa or something doesn't seem too good, and the little cutie doesn't like it either.

Knowing that they have nothing to do with Li Cheng, the two children are still worried, and in the end it is so weird that they don't even make the floor, and they really plan to squeeze the four of them into one bed.

Li Cheng sleeps on the innermost side, then the little facial paralysis, then the little cutie, and Li Zixiao sleeps on the outermost side.

Li Zixiao rolled his eyes, and Li Cheng rolled his eyes too.On the contrary, the little face paralyzed is very satisfied with his arrangement. Compared with Li Zixiao, Li Cheng, that little goblin is much more dangerous, and children should not be allowed to get close to the goblin!

"Can't you two sleep on the floor?" Li Zixiao was very dissatisfied with his behavior while sleeping.

"Impossible! We need to separate the two of you." The little face paralyzed did not speak, but the little cutie rushed to talk first.

"Then I'll sleep with you, and Li Cheng and Xiao Mian can sleep on the floor."

"I'm fine." Li Cheng, who was pushed against the wall, said he didn't mind. After all, four people slept in a double bed and could only sleep side by side, with the distance between them only a fist.

"Let's sleep like this. I'm sleepy. I'll talk about it tomorrow." Yawning, the little face paralyzed dragged the little cutie to lie down, and didn't listen to Li Zixiao and Li Cheng's words at all.

The little cutie was already a little sleepy, and he didn't refuse when the little facial paralysis asked him to lie down to sleep. Naturally, he didn't listen to Li Cheng and Li Zixiao's words. The habit of the biological clock at school made them fall asleep in no time. divine speed.

In the end, Li Zixiao and Li Cheng could only get out of bed and hit the floor in resentment.

Then the little facial paralysis began to act unconsciously, like Shan Zihan, who likes to hug things when he falls asleep, so after Li Zixiao and Li Cheng made the floor and played with their mobile phones for a long time to turn off the lights, they saw it The picture of the little face paralyzed hugging the little cutie tightly.

The little cutie was sleeping soundly, and the little face paralyzed hugged him, but he actually hugged him back.

Li Zixiao: "..." With ulterior motives!

Li Cheng: "..." I didn't expect you to have such facial paralysis!

Li Zixiao's cheeks are bulging, it's fine to let me sleep on the floor when sleeping in my house, but he's actually making a fuss on my man's bed!It was unbearable.

"Hmph, I'm going out to call Shan Zihan!" He muttered angrily, but without waking up the two children sleeping on the bed, Li Zixiao walked out lightly and looked at the clock.

Shan Zihan said to call him around twelve o'clock tonight, and it's about the same time now, knowing that Li Zixiao is a night owl during the holidays, that's why Shan Zihan chose to chat at twelve o'clock, just in time for Li Zixiao to go to bed, If we chat early, maybe when he will go to bed.

The author has something to say: (/ω＼) Ah!Recently, there are a lot of jokes and brain holes in the cute vice cp!

☆, flirt

Shan Zihan's timing was very good, the call came almost as soon as twelve o'clock, which made Li Zixiao feel that the other party had been waiting.

There is a trace of sweetness in my heart.

The living room was a bit dark because the lights were not turned on, but Li Zixiao didn't think about turning on the lights either. After all, he didn't need to look in the mirror to know how stupid he was with his smirk now, and he was even more visible in the dark.

"Hey, have you been watching the twelve o'clock?" Looking at the road with the light of the mobile phone screen, Li Zixiao walked to the corner of the sofa in the living room, Li Zixiao's voice was low, afraid of disturbing others, he had already told Li Cheng I came out to call Shan Zihan, but now I still feel sneaky.

The girl's heart was so extreme that Li Zixiao himself was a little embarrassed. The frequency of his heartbeat was a little abnormal, and he was even more nervous than when Shan Zihan was by his side.

"It's already twelve o'clock in a panic, so I can't wait." After letting out a breath, Shan Zihan closed his eyes, "Zixiao, the day after tomorrow, I'll go back to find you, okay?"

Li Zixiao was a little surprised, and his tone became more urgent, "You, you will come back the day after tomorrow? Then your home..."

"It's okay, I've said all I need to say, I miss you very much." His eyes drooped slightly, and Shan Zihan felt a little tired. He felt a little flat for 20 years, and now he finally caused a disturbance, so he couldn't bear it.

The parents didn't oppose it too much, but they didn't accept it happily either. It might be best to let nature take its course.

"Zihan, I feel a little guilty for your behavior. You used to..." It was obviously straightforward.

It's not that Li Zixiao has experience, but the words of his parents are too powerful, "Isn't it immoral to spoil other people's children?"

Shan Zihan sighed, "Yes."

Li Zixiao's heart flustered for a moment, even holding the phone trembling slightly, for fear that Shan Zihan would say something again.

Time seemed to stand still, Li Zixiao's words were stuck in his throat, and he only let out a light gasp after opening his mouth slightly.

"However, it's something I'm willing to do badly with other people's children. My parents are waiting for you to abandon me, so I have to like you well so that you won't abandon me."

Although Shan Zihan's tone sounded quite relaxed, Li Zixiao felt a little sour, "Then what if... I mean, what if you don't stay with me anymore?"

"It's not possible."

Li Zixiao blinked his eyes and dizzy the water in his eye sockets, "Then what if I don't like you anymore?"

"Then I will marry a wife and have children... Then, let my son seduce you."

"You..." Li Zixiao was still a little uncomfortable during the first half of the sentence, but Li Zixiao couldn't help laughing when the second half of the sentence came out, "I've watched too many TV dramas, hmph."

"So there won't be such a situation. Can you use time as evidence?"

"No, we're not together yet, why are we talking about these things? I've read so many novels, but I haven't felt the feeling of being chased. If you don't satisfy me, I'll wait for your son to come after you." Me." Li Zixiao raised his eyebrows, even though there was no one around, he still habitually changed his expression following the words he spoke.

It's one thing to like Shan Zihan, but it's another thing to have a suitor. It's a bit of a loss for me to be the one below.

"Well, then you agree that I will go back and start pursuing you?"

"Hmm..." After thinking for a while, Li Zixiao scratched his head and replied earnestly, "It's not you who started chasing me, but I chasing you and you chasing me, let's see who catches up first, after all, I'm also a man , Why wait for others to chase, but also take the initiative to attack."

It's fine if you're gay, it's fine if you're a little shou, but you can't be a little gay shou foolishly waiting for others to chase you!

"I want you to know that my method of teasing men is very tough. If you come back late, you may have many, many rivals in love..."

"This worries me. I don't know anything, so I can only go back early and tie you up. If you want to eat something, you tell me first, and I will buy it for you when you go back, or what food you want to eat How about I buy the ingredients together when I go back?" Shan Zihan said with a faint smile, which was clearly an ordinary ridicule, but Li Zixiao really had a feeling that his body was tied by an electric current. It was simply what Su didn't want.

"Be courteous for nothing." Obviously very tempted, but Li Zixiao still acted like I wasn't tempted.

"Where is there nothing to be courteous about? I want to grab your stomach so I can grab your heart, right?"

The other party doesn't watch as many movies as I do, doesn't read as many books as I do, and isn't as old as I am, but he has a way of flirting with people, and he can't stand it.

"Oh? So you've already started flirting with me? Then I can't lose, can I sing you a song? Do you want some songs?"

"Huh? What do you want to sing?" Li Zixiao's voice is good, but I don't know how to sing.

"Hey, let me sing you a majestic song, okay?" Li Zixiao's face was a little red. This song was only learned after he spent a long time at station b. It was still in Japanese, although he couldn't even listen to it himself. I understand, but the lyrics are memorized. He has also read the Chinese lyrics translation, but the Chinese version of the lyrics is too embarrassing. Li Zixiao prefers to sing the Japanese version. Although it is shameful, he can’t understand Just fine.

"Well, I actually want to listen to nursery rhymes recently..."

After hesitating for a while, Shan Zihan opened his mouth. It wasn't that he wanted to reject Li Zixiao, but that the impact of "Fairy! Let my grandpa go!" was too strong last time, and he couldn't bear it. I haven't heard it before, but I somehow feel that this is a very honest song... If there is another song that is more righteous than Calabash Baby, he will really become impotent in the middle of the night...

"Oh..." Li Zixiao was a little disappointed when the song he had learned for a long time was rejected, but he didn't know that he would be forced to sing the prelude of this song many times in the future. He just felt a little depressed now, "Then I Let me sing you the monk Yixiu."

Sensing Li Zixiao's dull tone, Shan Zihan didn't realize what he had done wrong, and Li Zixiao, who was not in a good mood, spoke directly without waiting for Shan Zihan to speak.

"Cut the chicken, cut the chicken, cut the chicken, cut the chicken, cut the chicken..."

Shan Zihan inexplicably felt a chill in his crotch...

But Li Zixiao is still repeating single sentences...

"I only know how to cut chickens, what should I do?"

Shan Zihan covered his slightly cold crotch with a quilt, "Why don't you sing majesticly."

"But I don't want to sing now, I want to hear you sing to me."

"Okay, you send me the song, I'll learn it and sing it for you tomorrow, okay?"

"Okay, but I'm going to listen to it tomorrow night." Li Zixiao was a little angry. It was rare for him to abandon his shame and want to sing him such a sweet song, but he refused, it was unbearable.

"Okay, shall I try my best?"

"Hmph, I'll send you both the Chinese version and the Japanese version. You can choose by yourself. Remember to go to QQ to receive it after you hang up the phone."

"Okay..." Shan Zihan couldn't tell what was strange, but Li Zixiao's mood improved a lot later, and even gave him a goodnight kiss when he hung up the phone.

But when they finished chatting, Li Zixiao yelled to go to bed, and after Shan Zihan went online to receive these two songs, he regretted so much that his guts were green.

He just!Li Zixiao should have sung it!

Why does such a lecherous song have such an honest name!

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Knowing that he would be able to hear Shan Zihan's song tomorrow, Li Zixiao walked into the room humming the melody in his heart.

The lights in the room are off, but it's still kind of dim