lift up
Chapter 21
Xiao felt like being squeezed out of three catties of oil. The smell on the crowded bus was not pleasant. Li Zixiao held his nose, a little bit regretful when Shan Zihan asked him if he wanted to walk to work together. , why not join him?It made him think about it now, and he vomited out his breakfast this morning.
Fortunately, there was only one stop to the destination. After arriving at the bus stop in front of the company, Li Zixiao almost rushed to squeeze down.
The air outside the car was indeed relatively fresh. After taking a few mouthfuls of fresh air, Li Zixiao hurried into the company to check in.
It's [-]:[-], it's really earlier than usual to take the bus!It's a pity that I arrived early and had no money, so with a sigh, Li Zixiao straightened up and walked into his department.
"Hey, why is Xiaoxiao so early today~"
"Hehe... Sister Lili, you are also very early today." With a smile on his face, Li Zixiao walked to his seat in a little embarrassment.
There are more girls in the marketing department than men, but what Li Zixiao is most afraid of is Lily. In fact, Lily is the cute type in terms of appearance, but for some reason, Li Zixiao just can't think of him well. Maybe it's because she laughed at a pair of strange homosexuals who looked so ugly and wanted to start fucking.
Thinking of the person who was laughing at that time, Li Zixiao sighed again, took out his mobile phone to look at it after thinking about it, and he was relieved after making sure that the young man on the mobile phone screen was not ugly at all.
But before he was relieved, Lily patted his table and winked at him, "Oh, Xiaoxiao, what do you think of me?"
"Very, very beautiful, what's the matter?" Looking around, Li Zixiao found out that the people in the department hadn't arrived yet, and Li Zixiao was a little awkward. It is very likely that more than half of them are still on the bus.
"Then what do you think is the probability of success if I confess to a boy based on my conditions?"
"This...as long as you are single, it should...maybe...maybe it's not a problem." Swallowing, Li Zixiao backed up the chair again, and put a little distance away from Lili, "Sister Lili, look Who is it?"
"Tsk, can't you see this?"
Li Zixiao shook his head, expressing that he was not at all interested in who he liked in the department.
"Tsk, I didn't wink at all. The one I like is the one from the technical department~"
"Technical department?" Li Zixiao's first reaction was Shan Zihan. Shan Zihan came here a month ago. He is handsome, tall, and flirtatious. I'm still one year younger, sister Lily, do you have the heart to destroy the flowers of the motherland?"
"Who said Li Cheng is younger than me? Isn't Li Cheng the same age as me?"
"Ah?" Li Zixiao was stunned, although he was inexplicably relieved that the person Lily likes is not Shan Zihan, but if the person becomes Li Cheng...
Li Zixiao's face immediately darkened, "Sister Lili, Li Cheng already has a date!"
"I know~" Lili nodded, found a stool and sat next to Li Zixiao.
When Lili said this, Li Zixiao was even more confused. Li Cheng is such a cool and noble person in the company, and he knew all about his dating by accident. How could Lily know?
"Oh, you have to know, I'm a rotten girl~ Station B will definitely be there, so after shopping around a lot, I discovered a secret of Li Cheng. He is also the up owner of Station B, and he even sells Fu, it was beyond my expectation. I thought this person would be difficult to attack, but after checking his Weibo, I realized that Li Cheng actually has a cold face and a warm heart, which happens to be my favorite. type."
Li Zixiao: "..., too?"
Li Zixiao was dumbfounded by what Lily said, and Li Zixiao also said that he did not explain what Lily said about being a rotten girl. If rotten girls are like her, then the homosexuals in the world should pray to her Go to heaven early.
However, Li Zixiao would not speak ill of others in person, so he only said it in his heart!
"I don't think I've told you yet, I'm also an up host at station b, but I'm just a singer, singing or something." As if expecting Li Zixiao to be able to write, Lily said in the next second Handed over the mobile phone, Li Zixiao glanced at the 1 fans displayed on it, and then thought of his own 50 fan, he felt a little out of breath, but when he thought of Li Cheng's [-] fans, Li Zixiao stood up again .
Although he doesn't have fans, the male god does!enough.
"Sister Lili, you are so amazing, you actually have so many fans, but since Li Cheng has a crush, why do you still want to confess to him?" After flattering against his will, Li Zixiao asked the key point.
Looking outside, someone slowly came in, Lili put away her phone, and smiled charmingly, "What about the Internet, who knows if it's true or not? The CP on the Internet is not very good either. Will it be demolished? Li Cheng recently went on a business trip, but he wants to find someone to record a video with him. I just need to seize the opportunity to get to know him in Two-dimensional, and then develop it to three-dimensional. Anyway, it’s all A company."
Li Zixiao was very angry in his heart, but his face was calm, "Then why did you tell me this, Sister Lili?"
"Oh, I almost forgot," Lily leaned over Li Zixiao's table again, "You know, I'm a girl, I'm definitely not good at playing games, Li Cheng has more than 50 fans , How can it be so easy to record a video with him, his fans have started to compete, saying that they want to select the fans with the best skills, so I have no choice, if I play according to the strategy, I will definitely be found, and also It will have the same ending, so I want to ask you, Xiaoxiao, are you good at playing games?"
Li Zixiao breathed out very calmly, and smiled a little shyly, "Sister Lily, I only know how to play Lianliankan, what do you think?"
Lily: "..."
Flicking her long hair, Lily's complexion was a little pale. She thought that generally speaking, boys are better at playing games, but unexpectedly...
Looking at Li Zixiao contemptuously, Lily returned to her seat reluctantly.
The smile on Li Zixiao's face didn't change, but he was already laughing wildly in his heart, bah bah bah!Want to confess to Li Cheng?dream!
The author has something to say: I saw this Weibo on Weibo two days ago: [cp]pseudozyesis (false pregnancy), refers to signs of pregnancy such as menopause, morning sickness, and lactation due to excessive expectations or strong fear of pregnancy .Experiments have shown that false pregnancy is a mental illness that can also be suffered by men.Close a secret room for a man, and insult him every time he is violated: "I'm afraid it's useless, let you be pregnant with my seed".Within two months, there should be fresh milk to drink every day.
then--
After a long, long time, after the author finished!Li Zixiao and Shan Zihan are together.
So they saw this Weibo.
Li Zixiao expressed his interest in giving birth to a baby and so on. It was very interesting, okay, so he kissed Shan Zihan on the face and asked, "Zihan, can we do a good job in the closet this month?"
Shan Zihan frowned, expressing his confusion.
Li Zixiao pointed to Weibo, "You said if I can give birth, can I bring a baby back and bring it myself? Maybe your parents will be happy too!"
Shan Zihan: "..."
Therefore, Li Zixiao's proposal was rejected, but the proposal he made was accepted...
☆、No.20 Nine Liao
Sitting on my chair and leaning back, I felt so comfortable that I didn't want to. After thinking about it, I took out my phone and checked Li Cheng's Weibo.
There are only 21 days left until Li Cheng returns from a business trip!It's better to quickly play the game tonight, after all, I was just watching the tutorial and didn't practice it during this time.
Another point is, thinking of Li Li's impure thoughts towards Li Cheng, Li Zixiao feels that he is full of fighting spirit now.
Looking at the phone, Li Zixiao found that it was almost time. Li Zixiao pressed the screen of the phone, and when he was about to put it in his pocket, he saw a small mark on the screen of the phone next to the Adam's apple.
After being stunned for a while, Li Zixiao remembered that when Shan Zihan was done, he seemed to be sucking on his neck. Because there was no pain, Li Zixiao didn't react, but now, Li Zixiao was a little terrified.
After looking around, Li Zixiao quickly took out a piece of band-aid from the drawer and stuck it on his neck, covering the small red mark.
There was a lot of work on Monday, and Li Zixiao didn't pay much attention to Lily's behavior of hooking up with guys who could play games. He concentrated on processing the accumulated customer information before relaxing.
Only after this relaxation did he realize that he was leaving get off work in 10 minutes. Touching his stomach, Li Zixiao thought of the insulated box in the cold zone of Shanzi this morning, and thought of the sweet and sour pork ribs inside, and swallowed.
But after touching the band-aid on his neck, Li Zixiao hesitated again.
As a curvy guy, his stomach was subdued by a straight guy, it seemed like it would be shameless to say it, but when he thought of Shan Zihan's sweet and sour pork ribs, Li Zixiao put Shan Zihan's crimes to the back of his mind very spinelessly.
As soon as the off-duty card was printed, Li Zixiao walked to Shan Zihan's department floor, and as soon as he reached the door, Shan Zihan came out with an insulated box.
Smiling at Li Zixiao, Shan Zihan put his arm around Li Zixiao's shoulders and walked towards the top floor of the company, "Let's go to the rooftop, there is a cool place there."
Shan Zihan's hands were a little warm, and when he touched Li Zixiao, Li Zixiao felt a little awkward, but he didn't resist this feeling, he just thought, is it really okay for a straight man to hug a curvy man like this?
"Hurry up, the heat preservation effect of the heat preservation box is not very good, if it is later, the taste may not be so good." Looking at the dull expression on Li Zixiao's face, Shan Zihan felt that he might be a little impatient, but struck the iron Just to take advantage of the heat, put down the arms around Li Zixiao and change to holding his hands. The two of them went up to the company's rooftop with their little hands in full view.
In broad daylight, it is simply "immoral", and under the watchful eyes of the public, it is almost a dog food to everyone who passes by.
Although I don't know how Shan Zihan, who has only been here for more than a month, found the quiet and cool place on the company's rooftop, but I have to say that the wind here is really strong, and there are shaded places. Really a great place to eat.
"Hmm..." Li Zixiao narrowed her eyes, enjoying the sweet and sour taste in her mouth, "Zihan, you are in the living room under the kitchen, you can get married."
"Well... are you married?"
"Well, I'm married. I want to make a dowry. I'll go back tonight and prepare it." Taking a bite of the poached egg, Li Zixiao narrowed his eyes, thinking it was Shan Zihan's joke, and followed Shan Zihan's joke and accepted it. go down.
Who knows that Shan Zihan nodded seriously, "Well, I will think about what gift I want."
After a pause, Shan Zihan said don't move, and then brushed his fingertips across the corner of Li Zixiao's lips, "The corner of the mouth is stained with rice grains."
Li Zixiao froze, just when he thought that Shan Zihan would eat that grain of rice, Shan Zihan's thumb moved to Li Zixiao's lips.
"Open your mouth."
Li Zixiao looked into Shan Zihan's eyes, and opened his mouth in a daze, until Shan Zihan's thumb stuck into his mouth, and when his warm finger pressed Li Zixiao's tongue and rubbed it a few times, It wasn't until Li Zixiao realized that Shan Zihan's hand withdrew when he was about to bite the object in his mouth.
After that, Shan Zihan continued to eat with his head down, as if nothing had happened.
Li Zixiao's whole body is not well. This feeling is like being struck by lightning.
Why on earth did Shan Zihan act in such an ambiguous manner?Also, are his fingers clean?He just ate sweet and sour pork ribs, isn't he too oily?
In the end, Li Zixiao's impression of how to finish eating, how to go back to work, how to clock in after get off work, and how to get home is a bit blurred.
Subconsciously, Li Zixiao felt that Shan Zihan was a little dangerous, but if he had to say it carefully, Li Zixiao couldn't tell where it was.
It wasn't until after dinner that Li Zixiao took his own clothes from Zhou Zhou's hand, and went back to Shan Zihan's room to take a shower, that Li Zixiao figured it out.
Shan Zihan's behavior seems to have been teasing him?This in the end is why?
Frowning, Li Zixiao turned on the laptop with some confusion. He originally wanted to watch the abo movie about having a baby with Cheng Huan, but now, Li Zixiao wanted to find something to divert his attention.
Shan Zihan was taking a bath, so Li Zixiao could only open the previous film, but even the very passionate panting could not make Li Zixiao concentrate.
Shan Zihan's behavior these past few days is really too weird, it's clear that he is teasing him as a target!It's so abnormal to leave a mark on your own neck and put your finger in your mouth or something!
"Hmm...is this posture a back pose?"
"Oh..." Li Zixiao nodded after glancing at the images in the notebook, "Yes, that's right. It is said that many small shou use this for the first time, and it is not easy to get hurt."
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"Fuck, why did you come out?" After answering, Li Zixiao realized who was asking this question, and when he turned around and saw Shan Zihan looking at him thoughtfully, he was startled.
Shan Zihan smiled, and sat next to Li Zixiao, only then did Li Zixiao realize that the other party was actually wearing the same flirty pink pajamas as her own.
"Didn't you say you need to learn how to record games? If you don't start, you won't have time." Turning on the desktop laptop, Shan Zihan diverted Li Zixiao's attention.
Li Zixiao originally wanted to say something, but after thinking about it, she didn't say anything. When she bought this suit for Shan Zihan, she didn't think too much, but now the two of them are wearing couple outfits.
It's really embarrassing for a curvy guy to wear a couple outfit with a straight guy.
When he looked at Shan Zihan and found that there was no expression on his face, Li Zixiao felt that he might be thinking too much. The world where homosexuals are everywhere, probably because he has been in the sky for hundreds of years, he might not be able to see it. .
"Your male god will be back in more than two weeks. Have you played this game yet?"
Li Zixiao, who wanted to ask a question, felt a pain in his chest. Yes, his rival in love has tens of thousands of people on Weibo. It’s okay to not play games well now, but he is guessing whether a straight man has changed his mind?
"The two of us are so close, you don't need to turn on the crooked, just use a mic with me, I'll adjust things first, you will remember not to be cold, my ability to edit videos is not as good as you imagined That's good." After only a second pause, Li Zixiao turned his gaze to the computer, naturally he didn't notice Shan Zihan's slightly relieved appearance.
There are only two characters in the ancient details of the twins, and after the two got connected, Li Zixiao clicked into Waiwai, cleared his throat, "It's just that the two of us talk a lot to ourselves, don't you Not saying a word."
"Ah."
"Then I'll start." Thinking that it was just a rehearsal anyway, Li Zixiao didn't go too far and told Shan Zihan to say a lot. After moving his eyes to the computer, he began to enter the state, "Hi everyone, I'm a The new up master, my name is Shangtianjun, the one who wants to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun, I have a roommate named Rudijun, come and say hello to everyone."
After closing his mouth, Li Zixiao glanced at Shan Zihan next to him, and Shan Zihan focused his eyes on the screen, "Hi everyone, I'm Rudi Jun, uh... This is the first time the two of us have recorded a video, so maybe I'm a bit unfamiliar, I hope everyone will be more tolerant. The game I'm going to try this time is "Twins of the Antique Series". Let’s repeat the content of Baidu Science Popularization.”
Li Zixiao didn't expect Shan Zihan to be in such a good state, and he spoke a series of words in a leisurely and unhurried manner, and he didn't get stuck in words, so his originally worried mood eased a lot.
Because he has learned about it, Li Zixiao also knows that a short ten-minute video may be the product of up cooking and recording several times, or even dozens of times.
As for himself and Shan Zihan who recorded the video for the first time, Li Zixiao's requirements were actually not high, but since Shan Zihan was in such a state, Li Zixiao would naturally not let those miscellaneous things affect him.
After Shan Zihan stopped, Li Zixiao picked it up, "That's right, we are people with Baidu science popularization! The Twins of Antique Details is a story-oriented game commonly known as weekly throw or even daily throw. At least it’s a monthly throw, but those of us who are ahead don’t have to wait for them..."
It may be that he has fully understood it before, but Li Zixiao didn't get stuck when he said it. Instead, he naturally explained a long paragraph of analysis. While analyzing, he also opened the game page and clicked to start.
"Mr. Rudi, do you want light or darkness? I think the dark is more handsome. It has a cool and handsome feeling, which is very suitable for me. Why don't you choose the light, Mr. Rudi, then it will be so pleasant Decided!"
"Heh," Shan Zihan chuckled, "You can..."
After selecting the characters, Shan Zihan clicked on the setting of the story background, and before Li Zixiao could explain, he clicked on the modern background, and set the darkness as the light landlord.
"I think this setting is very appropriate, so God doesn't mind, since we don't mind, then we will start, okay, let's start the game."
Li Zixiao: "..." Which bastard did you learn this behavior of cutting first and playing later?
"Hehe, I don't mind..." With a dry laugh, Li Zixiao looked at the background of the story that appeared on the page and began to read, "The setting of the background of the characters is modern, and the identity of the characters is set as the landlord who is dark or bright, um, So I am the landlord of the Lord of Heaven, Lord of Heaven, remember to pay the rent~"
"Didn't you pay a deposit of three months?" Shan Zihan's voice was a bit teasing, "We see that the background of the story is that the light temporarily lives in the dark house because of the loss of power, and becomes the tenant of the dark. The darkness knows that the person who came to rent the house is the light that has lost its mana, so it pretends to be an ordinary person."
Li Zixiao continued, "So in fact, I am a big boss, and Lord Rudi is a little lamb waiting for a cub. Oh, I don't know if I don't play this game. Only after playing this game did I realize that it is not an ordinary story-oriented game. If you are watching a struggle between two gamers, then I will not be polite, and I will not accept mercy."
Controlling the villains on the page, Li Zixiao set the rent at 1000 million a month.
Seeing the reminder that the rent was not enough that popped up on the page, Shan Zihan felt a little helpless, "Mr. Landlord, you are a bit ruthless in slaughtering people."
However, then he clicked on the taskbar [Earn Rent]
Method a: Obtain the horn of the unicorn to obtain 5000 gold coins (tasks can be accumulated)
Method b: Do housework at Mr. Landlord’s house (5000/hour)
Method c: Selling yourself (1w/time)
The author has something to say: the game is all scribbled, don’t mind, this game is recorded and it’s time to enter Xiao Gao, the tide, Li Zixiao should also find something (///ˊ?ˋ// /), Li Zixiao should have confessed, Zhou Zhou should have made a move, Cheng Huan should have made trouble...
Ah~(///ˊ?ˋ///)
small theater:
After a long time, Li Zixiao became obsessed with Sheng Ziwen, so after a certain incident, Li Zixiao touched her stomach and asked worriedly, "You just got it inside, although I washed it, but I don't think it's perfect. No, go buy me a medicine, what if I get pregnant?"
Shan Zihan: "..."
The next night.
Li Zixiao: "Well...don't move, I'm so tired..."
"Work harder and see if you can really conceive."
Li Zixiao: "Oh... I was wrong, go to sleep and don't move..."
☆、No.30
A person with "honesty" like Shan Zihan would certainly not choose method c, so he chose b.
Ding—waiting for the assessment...
"What is this assessment? Is doing the task the same as applying for a job? Let's see if you can take it?" Shan Zihan didn't want to talk at all, but when he saw the prompt that popped up on the page, he thought about recording a video and not being able to keep silent .
—— Guangming applied to be your nanny, 5000 gold/hour, whether to hire?
a: Agree
b: reject
c: Hire at reduced price (minimum price is 1000 gold/hour)
d: Unspoken rules of employment (accompanied by eating, drinking and warming the bed)
Although these options are a bit unscrupulous, I have to say that Li Zixiao is beautiful in his heart. As a poor gay man, he never thought that he could be like a domineering president and secretly rule employees.
Therefore, Li Zixiao calmly chose option d.
Li Zixiao was in a good mood, "Hahahahaha, Mr. Rudi, you should follow me. You can't play this game with me. You should follow me. I will treat you well."
Ding--
The darkness has sent you a request for unspoken rules, and you choose——
a: obedience
b: reject
c: Take the only gold coin on him and smash him to death
d: wandering the streets
Shan Zihan: "..."
"As a daily-disposal game, I can understand why it is daily-disposable, so there are no morals and no lower limit options, and it's great to be able to play so many endings, but..."
Seeing the cross in the upper right corner of the option box, Shan Zihan calmly clicked in, "Although this game is story-oriented, there is no rule that you must play according to the options of the story. If everything is played according to the program, so what?" Can it trigger new side missions and play a new ending? Lord God, don’t you think so?”
Sure enough, after clicking the fork, the computer page went dark, and when it came back on again, the character Guangming had already appeared in a cave.
There is also an analysis next to it——
A long time ago, the number of unicorns was very large, but with the continuous progress of human beings, the greed for unicorn horns is also growing...
As a large number of unicorns are hunted down, this race is dying out...
The patriarch of the unicorn tribe was very disappointed with this world. When the tribe was discovered by humans, he used his last strength to seal the remaining tribe members into eggs and scattered them to every corner of the world. where found...
Boy, by chance, you got this egg with a sealed unicorn cub, your choice is...
Although this is also a multiple-choice question, there are no options, but blank sheets of paper.
Li Zixiao curled his lips, feeling very jealous of Shan Zihan's behavior of triggering the invisible task, "It seems that this is still a free word problem, how do you choose, Mr. Rudi?"
"Huh? I didn't expect that I would be so lucky," Shan Zihan chuckled, moved the mouse and clicked on the unicorn egg, "If God got it, what would you do?"
"My, I will definitely hatch it, so, will there be a cool, handsome and domineering pet soon?"
"Oh? Then my choice is..."
Fingertips paused on the keyboard for a while, Shan Zihan's final choice was to leave, and let the egg continue to stay in the cave.
Li Zixiao didn't understand. Generally speaking, at this time, shouldn't you put all the things you get from the mission trigger into your pocket?
However, before Li Zixiao asked Shan Zihan why he did this, the system came out.
——Young man, you have no greed, and I specially gave you [-] million gold, will it be used to pay the rent?
Shan Zihan clicked "Yes."
Ding--
——Guangming paid the rent successfully, but your application for unspoken rules has failed. From now on, Guangming will move in, and you can choose to continue unspoken rules.
Li Zixiao: "..." What should he say now?
"Generally speaking, everyone may choose to hatch the eggs or take them away, and some people with big brains may even choose to eat the eggs, so sometimes reverse thinking is required."
"What kind of reverse thinking is this? This is a game. You won't pick up the equipment if it's destroyed?"
Li Zixiao didn't understand very much, just like you picked up 100 yuan on the road, you must put it in your pocket, can you put it back on the road without pocketing it?
These days, even if you pick up a penny and give it to the police uncle, he won't take it, okay?
"After all, this game is story-oriented, and the endings played out according to conventional logic are similar, so we should pay more attention to the background and analysis of the story. Therefore, let them come out of the eggs, it is better to let them live in peace for hundreds of years." Shan Zihan's voice was much gentler, although he said so, but the little flame in his heart If it did, he'd pour another handful of oil on it.
"Oh~" Li Zixiao said that his IQ can't understand so much, "No wonder the male god said that playing story-oriented games also requires IQ. Now I finally understand."
Because of the video recording with Li Zixiao, Shan Zihan was in a good mood at first, but when he heard Li Zixiao talk about Li Cheng, he felt a little uncomfortable, and then thought that this game was originally for him to learn for Li Cheng Yes, my heart is even more blocked.
After pressing the pause button of the recording, Shan Zihan's face became much colder, "Let's stop here today and continue tomorrow."
Li Zixiao's interest has only just started, and the recording time is only 15 minutes. He doesn't understand why Shan Zihan is suddenly unhappy, but thinking of his behavior these days, Li Zixiao is a little worried.
In the end, as if Li Zixiao had decided on some important move, he looked at Shan Zihan with a serious expression, "Zihan, I decided to confess to the male god when he comes back. What do you think is the chance of success?"
Shan Zihan's face became colder, and the action of turning off the computer was unknowingly a lot ruder. Looking at Li Zixiao who looked forward to it, Shan Zihan didn't know how to speak. Finally, he could only reply sullenly, "Just confess, be careful not to be beaten by his target."
"What if the male god doesn't have a date? Look at him so cold." Li Zixiao frowned, but his tone was obviously a little uncertain.
Shan Zihan turned his face away, didn't answer the question, just said "I'm going to bed." He really crawled onto the bed without looking back, covered his head and went to sleep.
Li Zixiao's eyes were a little aggrieved, thinking that this person who is younger than him is different, even if he looks more mature than him, in reality he is still younger than him, still childish, it's only ten o'clock, sleep on it!
Speaking of confession, Li Zixiao actually didn't intend to do it so soon, but thinking about what Lili said today and the fact that he has been secretly in love with Li Cheng for half a year, even if there is no result, it should bloom first.
But there was another half of the reason. Li Zixiao looked at Shan Zihan who was slumped on the bed, feeling a little depressed.
Standing up, Li Zixiao walked out of the living room to get a glass of water. She was a little surprised when she saw Cheng Huan lying sideways on the sofa, but she sat down anyway, "You haven't gone out all day today."
"Well, my hand is almost disabled today, so tired..."
"Why is your hand almost disabled?" Li Zixiao blinked, but couldn't react from the space of thinking for a while.
"Oh, because my chrysanthemum repair ability is not that good, so I can only do it manually."
Li Zixiao: "..."
After a pause, Li Zixiao's face was a little red. Although he was keen on watching movies, he had very little contact with such nudity topics. However, he couldn't control his mouth, so , Li Zixiao asked cheaply, "Don't you still have legs?"
Cheng Huan looked at Li Zixiao with subtle eyes, "Young man, you seem to understand it very well~"
"Ahem~" Not daring to say that he and Shan Zihan had tried it before, Li Zixiao looked away in embarrassment, "I'm not, have you watched too many movies, hehe..."
Cheng Huan glanced at Li Zixiao suspiciously, saw the marks on the back of the Band-Aid that Li Zixiao tore off in the shower, and immediately understood, "Isn't this leg weakness? Do you want to see it? It's red."
"No, I refuse." Li Zixiao rejected Cheng Huan's shameless invitation with great backbone, and then took a sip of water to suppress the shock, "After my male god comes back, I want to confess to him. You said that the chance of my success is How big is it?"
"When will your male god come back?"
"There are still 21 days. If the work is finished ahead of time, I might come back early." After thinking for a while, Li Zixiao thought of Shan Zihan who has been acting weird recently, so he said, "Cheng Huan, I think Shan Zihan God's behavior is a bit weird."
"What do you say? Is he dating? Picking up girls? Borrowing money from you? Or did you fuck him?"
"Bah, bah, bah——" Li Zixiao looked at Cheng Huan in disgust, "Neither, I think, he seems to be teasing me like a girl, you know, I'm a pure gay guy, I'm 24 now, I don't know I haven’t handed in a partner, but I still read a lot of novels and movies, so I can tell.”
Cheng Huan glanced at Li Zixiao up and down, and felt that Li Zixiao was not quite enlightened, "Then how do you feel? Is it disgusting? Is it uncomfortable?"
Li Zixiao shook his head, frowning, "But, I already have someone I like, and he's still a straight guy. I think he's just a passing interest right now, looking for excitement!"
After being silent for a long time, Cheng Huan put the pillow behind him, "It seems reasonable for you to say that. After all, Shan Zihan liked girls before, and it's impossible to change after only staying with you for more than a month, so I say yes. A momentary interest makes sense, so why don't you let him retreat before he confesses to you. "
Although these words sound simple, Li Zixiao is still a little puzzled. What does it mean to let him retreat in spite of difficulties? Doesn't it count that he confessed to his male god in advance?
Cheng Huan rolled his eyes, and seeing Li Zixiao like this, he knew he didn't understand, so he had to explain, "Although he temporarily aroused some interest, when he really knows what it's like to fall in love with the same sex , there must be a comparison, so you just need to popularize it with him more, talk to him more, and practice it with him when necessary, and he will know that the girl is actually better."
"Is this really good?"
"What's wrong with it? For example, a girl who looks pleasing to you confesses to you and insists on being with you. When you get along with her, you think it's pretty good, but can you be hard on her?"
Li Zixiao: "..., it should be possible~"
Cheng Huan: "Beast!"
Li Zixiao: "..."
However, physical satisfaction is not the same as spiritual satisfaction!
In order to save Shan Zihan, a straight man who has gone astray, Li Zixiao decides to adopt Cheng Huan's method and downloads a few fresh porn first!
First of all, let Shan Zihan know that getting along with men and men is different from getting along with men and women!
The author has something to say: (///ˊ?ˋ///) also want to update another book
☆、No.30 A flirt
In the next few days, Li Zixiao reluctantly gave up his plan to play games temporarily. When he was at work, he was thinking about how to get Shan Zihan back on track, and when he was off work, he rushed home to edit the plan.
Regarding this, Shan Zihan expressed his aggrieved feeling, because Li Zixiao didn't know what he was doing these days, and he worked very hard, and most of the time he was discussing issues with Cheng Huan, while Zhou Zhou wanted to talk to Cheng Huan and others Brother's boyfriend discussing joints
Fortunately, there was only one stop to the destination. After arriving at the bus stop in front of the company, Li Zixiao almost rushed to squeeze down.
The air outside the car was indeed relatively fresh. After taking a few mouthfuls of fresh air, Li Zixiao hurried into the company to check in.
It's [-]:[-], it's really earlier than usual to take the bus!It's a pity that I arrived early and had no money, so with a sigh, Li Zixiao straightened up and walked into his department.
"Hey, why is Xiaoxiao so early today~"
"Hehe... Sister Lili, you are also very early today." With a smile on his face, Li Zixiao walked to his seat in a little embarrassment.
There are more girls in the marketing department than men, but what Li Zixiao is most afraid of is Lily. In fact, Lily is the cute type in terms of appearance, but for some reason, Li Zixiao just can't think of him well. Maybe it's because she laughed at a pair of strange homosexuals who looked so ugly and wanted to start fucking.
Thinking of the person who was laughing at that time, Li Zixiao sighed again, took out his mobile phone to look at it after thinking about it, and he was relieved after making sure that the young man on the mobile phone screen was not ugly at all.
But before he was relieved, Lily patted his table and winked at him, "Oh, Xiaoxiao, what do you think of me?"
"Very, very beautiful, what's the matter?" Looking around, Li Zixiao found out that the people in the department hadn't arrived yet, and Li Zixiao was a little awkward. It is very likely that more than half of them are still on the bus.
"Then what do you think is the probability of success if I confess to a boy based on my conditions?"
"This...as long as you are single, it should...maybe...maybe it's not a problem." Swallowing, Li Zixiao backed up the chair again, and put a little distance away from Lili, "Sister Lili, look Who is it?"
"Tsk, can't you see this?"
Li Zixiao shook his head, expressing that he was not at all interested in who he liked in the department.
"Tsk, I didn't wink at all. The one I like is the one from the technical department~"
"Technical department?" Li Zixiao's first reaction was Shan Zihan. Shan Zihan came here a month ago. He is handsome, tall, and flirtatious. I'm still one year younger, sister Lily, do you have the heart to destroy the flowers of the motherland?"
"Who said Li Cheng is younger than me? Isn't Li Cheng the same age as me?"
"Ah?" Li Zixiao was stunned, although he was inexplicably relieved that the person Lily likes is not Shan Zihan, but if the person becomes Li Cheng...
Li Zixiao's face immediately darkened, "Sister Lili, Li Cheng already has a date!"
"I know~" Lili nodded, found a stool and sat next to Li Zixiao.
When Lili said this, Li Zixiao was even more confused. Li Cheng is such a cool and noble person in the company, and he knew all about his dating by accident. How could Lily know?
"Oh, you have to know, I'm a rotten girl~ Station B will definitely be there, so after shopping around a lot, I discovered a secret of Li Cheng. He is also the up owner of Station B, and he even sells Fu, it was beyond my expectation. I thought this person would be difficult to attack, but after checking his Weibo, I realized that Li Cheng actually has a cold face and a warm heart, which happens to be my favorite. type."
Li Zixiao: "..., too?"
Li Zixiao was dumbfounded by what Lily said, and Li Zixiao also said that he did not explain what Lily said about being a rotten girl. If rotten girls are like her, then the homosexuals in the world should pray to her Go to heaven early.
However, Li Zixiao would not speak ill of others in person, so he only said it in his heart!
"I don't think I've told you yet, I'm also an up host at station b, but I'm just a singer, singing or something." As if expecting Li Zixiao to be able to write, Lily said in the next second Handed over the mobile phone, Li Zixiao glanced at the 1 fans displayed on it, and then thought of his own 50 fan, he felt a little out of breath, but when he thought of Li Cheng's [-] fans, Li Zixiao stood up again .
Although he doesn't have fans, the male god does!enough.
"Sister Lili, you are so amazing, you actually have so many fans, but since Li Cheng has a crush, why do you still want to confess to him?" After flattering against his will, Li Zixiao asked the key point.
Looking outside, someone slowly came in, Lili put away her phone, and smiled charmingly, "What about the Internet, who knows if it's true or not? The CP on the Internet is not very good either. Will it be demolished? Li Cheng recently went on a business trip, but he wants to find someone to record a video with him. I just need to seize the opportunity to get to know him in Two-dimensional, and then develop it to three-dimensional. Anyway, it’s all A company."
Li Zixiao was very angry in his heart, but his face was calm, "Then why did you tell me this, Sister Lili?"
"Oh, I almost forgot," Lily leaned over Li Zixiao's table again, "You know, I'm a girl, I'm definitely not good at playing games, Li Cheng has more than 50 fans , How can it be so easy to record a video with him, his fans have started to compete, saying that they want to select the fans with the best skills, so I have no choice, if I play according to the strategy, I will definitely be found, and also It will have the same ending, so I want to ask you, Xiaoxiao, are you good at playing games?"
Li Zixiao breathed out very calmly, and smiled a little shyly, "Sister Lily, I only know how to play Lianliankan, what do you think?"
Lily: "..."
Flicking her long hair, Lily's complexion was a little pale. She thought that generally speaking, boys are better at playing games, but unexpectedly...
Looking at Li Zixiao contemptuously, Lily returned to her seat reluctantly.
The smile on Li Zixiao's face didn't change, but he was already laughing wildly in his heart, bah bah bah!Want to confess to Li Cheng?dream!
The author has something to say: I saw this Weibo on Weibo two days ago: [cp]pseudozyesis (false pregnancy), refers to signs of pregnancy such as menopause, morning sickness, and lactation due to excessive expectations or strong fear of pregnancy .Experiments have shown that false pregnancy is a mental illness that can also be suffered by men.Close a secret room for a man, and insult him every time he is violated: "I'm afraid it's useless, let you be pregnant with my seed".Within two months, there should be fresh milk to drink every day.
then--
After a long, long time, after the author finished!Li Zixiao and Shan Zihan are together.
So they saw this Weibo.
Li Zixiao expressed his interest in giving birth to a baby and so on. It was very interesting, okay, so he kissed Shan Zihan on the face and asked, "Zihan, can we do a good job in the closet this month?"
Shan Zihan frowned, expressing his confusion.
Li Zixiao pointed to Weibo, "You said if I can give birth, can I bring a baby back and bring it myself? Maybe your parents will be happy too!"
Shan Zihan: "..."
Therefore, Li Zixiao's proposal was rejected, but the proposal he made was accepted...
☆、No.20 Nine Liao
Sitting on my chair and leaning back, I felt so comfortable that I didn't want to. After thinking about it, I took out my phone and checked Li Cheng's Weibo.
There are only 21 days left until Li Cheng returns from a business trip!It's better to quickly play the game tonight, after all, I was just watching the tutorial and didn't practice it during this time.
Another point is, thinking of Li Li's impure thoughts towards Li Cheng, Li Zixiao feels that he is full of fighting spirit now.
Looking at the phone, Li Zixiao found that it was almost time. Li Zixiao pressed the screen of the phone, and when he was about to put it in his pocket, he saw a small mark on the screen of the phone next to the Adam's apple.
After being stunned for a while, Li Zixiao remembered that when Shan Zihan was done, he seemed to be sucking on his neck. Because there was no pain, Li Zixiao didn't react, but now, Li Zixiao was a little terrified.
After looking around, Li Zixiao quickly took out a piece of band-aid from the drawer and stuck it on his neck, covering the small red mark.
There was a lot of work on Monday, and Li Zixiao didn't pay much attention to Lily's behavior of hooking up with guys who could play games. He concentrated on processing the accumulated customer information before relaxing.
Only after this relaxation did he realize that he was leaving get off work in 10 minutes. Touching his stomach, Li Zixiao thought of the insulated box in the cold zone of Shanzi this morning, and thought of the sweet and sour pork ribs inside, and swallowed.
But after touching the band-aid on his neck, Li Zixiao hesitated again.
As a curvy guy, his stomach was subdued by a straight guy, it seemed like it would be shameless to say it, but when he thought of Shan Zihan's sweet and sour pork ribs, Li Zixiao put Shan Zihan's crimes to the back of his mind very spinelessly.
As soon as the off-duty card was printed, Li Zixiao walked to Shan Zihan's department floor, and as soon as he reached the door, Shan Zihan came out with an insulated box.
Smiling at Li Zixiao, Shan Zihan put his arm around Li Zixiao's shoulders and walked towards the top floor of the company, "Let's go to the rooftop, there is a cool place there."
Shan Zihan's hands were a little warm, and when he touched Li Zixiao, Li Zixiao felt a little awkward, but he didn't resist this feeling, he just thought, is it really okay for a straight man to hug a curvy man like this?
"Hurry up, the heat preservation effect of the heat preservation box is not very good, if it is later, the taste may not be so good." Looking at the dull expression on Li Zixiao's face, Shan Zihan felt that he might be a little impatient, but struck the iron Just to take advantage of the heat, put down the arms around Li Zixiao and change to holding his hands. The two of them went up to the company's rooftop with their little hands in full view.
In broad daylight, it is simply "immoral", and under the watchful eyes of the public, it is almost a dog food to everyone who passes by.
Although I don't know how Shan Zihan, who has only been here for more than a month, found the quiet and cool place on the company's rooftop, but I have to say that the wind here is really strong, and there are shaded places. Really a great place to eat.
"Hmm..." Li Zixiao narrowed her eyes, enjoying the sweet and sour taste in her mouth, "Zihan, you are in the living room under the kitchen, you can get married."
"Well... are you married?"
"Well, I'm married. I want to make a dowry. I'll go back tonight and prepare it." Taking a bite of the poached egg, Li Zixiao narrowed his eyes, thinking it was Shan Zihan's joke, and followed Shan Zihan's joke and accepted it. go down.
Who knows that Shan Zihan nodded seriously, "Well, I will think about what gift I want."
After a pause, Shan Zihan said don't move, and then brushed his fingertips across the corner of Li Zixiao's lips, "The corner of the mouth is stained with rice grains."
Li Zixiao froze, just when he thought that Shan Zihan would eat that grain of rice, Shan Zihan's thumb moved to Li Zixiao's lips.
"Open your mouth."
Li Zixiao looked into Shan Zihan's eyes, and opened his mouth in a daze, until Shan Zihan's thumb stuck into his mouth, and when his warm finger pressed Li Zixiao's tongue and rubbed it a few times, It wasn't until Li Zixiao realized that Shan Zihan's hand withdrew when he was about to bite the object in his mouth.
After that, Shan Zihan continued to eat with his head down, as if nothing had happened.
Li Zixiao's whole body is not well. This feeling is like being struck by lightning.
Why on earth did Shan Zihan act in such an ambiguous manner?Also, are his fingers clean?He just ate sweet and sour pork ribs, isn't he too oily?
In the end, Li Zixiao's impression of how to finish eating, how to go back to work, how to clock in after get off work, and how to get home is a bit blurred.
Subconsciously, Li Zixiao felt that Shan Zihan was a little dangerous, but if he had to say it carefully, Li Zixiao couldn't tell where it was.
It wasn't until after dinner that Li Zixiao took his own clothes from Zhou Zhou's hand, and went back to Shan Zihan's room to take a shower, that Li Zixiao figured it out.
Shan Zihan's behavior seems to have been teasing him?This in the end is why?
Frowning, Li Zixiao turned on the laptop with some confusion. He originally wanted to watch the abo movie about having a baby with Cheng Huan, but now, Li Zixiao wanted to find something to divert his attention.
Shan Zihan was taking a bath, so Li Zixiao could only open the previous film, but even the very passionate panting could not make Li Zixiao concentrate.
Shan Zihan's behavior these past few days is really too weird, it's clear that he is teasing him as a target!It's so abnormal to leave a mark on your own neck and put your finger in your mouth or something!
"Hmm...is this posture a back pose?"
"Oh..." Li Zixiao nodded after glancing at the images in the notebook, "Yes, that's right. It is said that many small shou use this for the first time, and it is not easy to get hurt."
……
……
"Fuck, why did you come out?" After answering, Li Zixiao realized who was asking this question, and when he turned around and saw Shan Zihan looking at him thoughtfully, he was startled.
Shan Zihan smiled, and sat next to Li Zixiao, only then did Li Zixiao realize that the other party was actually wearing the same flirty pink pajamas as her own.
"Didn't you say you need to learn how to record games? If you don't start, you won't have time." Turning on the desktop laptop, Shan Zihan diverted Li Zixiao's attention.
Li Zixiao originally wanted to say something, but after thinking about it, she didn't say anything. When she bought this suit for Shan Zihan, she didn't think too much, but now the two of them are wearing couple outfits.
It's really embarrassing for a curvy guy to wear a couple outfit with a straight guy.
When he looked at Shan Zihan and found that there was no expression on his face, Li Zixiao felt that he might be thinking too much. The world where homosexuals are everywhere, probably because he has been in the sky for hundreds of years, he might not be able to see it. .
"Your male god will be back in more than two weeks. Have you played this game yet?"
Li Zixiao, who wanted to ask a question, felt a pain in his chest. Yes, his rival in love has tens of thousands of people on Weibo. It’s okay to not play games well now, but he is guessing whether a straight man has changed his mind?
"The two of us are so close, you don't need to turn on the crooked, just use a mic with me, I'll adjust things first, you will remember not to be cold, my ability to edit videos is not as good as you imagined That's good." After only a second pause, Li Zixiao turned his gaze to the computer, naturally he didn't notice Shan Zihan's slightly relieved appearance.
There are only two characters in the ancient details of the twins, and after the two got connected, Li Zixiao clicked into Waiwai, cleared his throat, "It's just that the two of us talk a lot to ourselves, don't you Not saying a word."
"Ah."
"Then I'll start." Thinking that it was just a rehearsal anyway, Li Zixiao didn't go too far and told Shan Zihan to say a lot. After moving his eyes to the computer, he began to enter the state, "Hi everyone, I'm a The new up master, my name is Shangtianjun, the one who wants to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun, I have a roommate named Rudijun, come and say hello to everyone."
After closing his mouth, Li Zixiao glanced at Shan Zihan next to him, and Shan Zihan focused his eyes on the screen, "Hi everyone, I'm Rudi Jun, uh... This is the first time the two of us have recorded a video, so maybe I'm a bit unfamiliar, I hope everyone will be more tolerant. The game I'm going to try this time is "Twins of the Antique Series". Let’s repeat the content of Baidu Science Popularization.”
Li Zixiao didn't expect Shan Zihan to be in such a good state, and he spoke a series of words in a leisurely and unhurried manner, and he didn't get stuck in words, so his originally worried mood eased a lot.
Because he has learned about it, Li Zixiao also knows that a short ten-minute video may be the product of up cooking and recording several times, or even dozens of times.
As for himself and Shan Zihan who recorded the video for the first time, Li Zixiao's requirements were actually not high, but since Shan Zihan was in such a state, Li Zixiao would naturally not let those miscellaneous things affect him.
After Shan Zihan stopped, Li Zixiao picked it up, "That's right, we are people with Baidu science popularization! The Twins of Antique Details is a story-oriented game commonly known as weekly throw or even daily throw. At least it’s a monthly throw, but those of us who are ahead don’t have to wait for them..."
It may be that he has fully understood it before, but Li Zixiao didn't get stuck when he said it. Instead, he naturally explained a long paragraph of analysis. While analyzing, he also opened the game page and clicked to start.
"Mr. Rudi, do you want light or darkness? I think the dark is more handsome. It has a cool and handsome feeling, which is very suitable for me. Why don't you choose the light, Mr. Rudi, then it will be so pleasant Decided!"
"Heh," Shan Zihan chuckled, "You can..."
After selecting the characters, Shan Zihan clicked on the setting of the story background, and before Li Zixiao could explain, he clicked on the modern background, and set the darkness as the light landlord.
"I think this setting is very appropriate, so God doesn't mind, since we don't mind, then we will start, okay, let's start the game."
Li Zixiao: "..." Which bastard did you learn this behavior of cutting first and playing later?
"Hehe, I don't mind..." With a dry laugh, Li Zixiao looked at the background of the story that appeared on the page and began to read, "The setting of the background of the characters is modern, and the identity of the characters is set as the landlord who is dark or bright, um, So I am the landlord of the Lord of Heaven, Lord of Heaven, remember to pay the rent~"
"Didn't you pay a deposit of three months?" Shan Zihan's voice was a bit teasing, "We see that the background of the story is that the light temporarily lives in the dark house because of the loss of power, and becomes the tenant of the dark. The darkness knows that the person who came to rent the house is the light that has lost its mana, so it pretends to be an ordinary person."
Li Zixiao continued, "So in fact, I am a big boss, and Lord Rudi is a little lamb waiting for a cub. Oh, I don't know if I don't play this game. Only after playing this game did I realize that it is not an ordinary story-oriented game. If you are watching a struggle between two gamers, then I will not be polite, and I will not accept mercy."
Controlling the villains on the page, Li Zixiao set the rent at 1000 million a month.
Seeing the reminder that the rent was not enough that popped up on the page, Shan Zihan felt a little helpless, "Mr. Landlord, you are a bit ruthless in slaughtering people."
However, then he clicked on the taskbar [Earn Rent]
Method a: Obtain the horn of the unicorn to obtain 5000 gold coins (tasks can be accumulated)
Method b: Do housework at Mr. Landlord’s house (5000/hour)
Method c: Selling yourself (1w/time)
The author has something to say: the game is all scribbled, don’t mind, this game is recorded and it’s time to enter Xiao Gao, the tide, Li Zixiao should also find something (///ˊ?ˋ// /), Li Zixiao should have confessed, Zhou Zhou should have made a move, Cheng Huan should have made trouble...
Ah~(///ˊ?ˋ///)
small theater:
After a long time, Li Zixiao became obsessed with Sheng Ziwen, so after a certain incident, Li Zixiao touched her stomach and asked worriedly, "You just got it inside, although I washed it, but I don't think it's perfect. No, go buy me a medicine, what if I get pregnant?"
Shan Zihan: "..."
The next night.
Li Zixiao: "Well...don't move, I'm so tired..."
"Work harder and see if you can really conceive."
Li Zixiao: "Oh... I was wrong, go to sleep and don't move..."
☆、No.30
A person with "honesty" like Shan Zihan would certainly not choose method c, so he chose b.
Ding—waiting for the assessment...
"What is this assessment? Is doing the task the same as applying for a job? Let's see if you can take it?" Shan Zihan didn't want to talk at all, but when he saw the prompt that popped up on the page, he thought about recording a video and not being able to keep silent .
—— Guangming applied to be your nanny, 5000 gold/hour, whether to hire?
a: Agree
b: reject
c: Hire at reduced price (minimum price is 1000 gold/hour)
d: Unspoken rules of employment (accompanied by eating, drinking and warming the bed)
Although these options are a bit unscrupulous, I have to say that Li Zixiao is beautiful in his heart. As a poor gay man, he never thought that he could be like a domineering president and secretly rule employees.
Therefore, Li Zixiao calmly chose option d.
Li Zixiao was in a good mood, "Hahahahaha, Mr. Rudi, you should follow me. You can't play this game with me. You should follow me. I will treat you well."
Ding--
The darkness has sent you a request for unspoken rules, and you choose——
a: obedience
b: reject
c: Take the only gold coin on him and smash him to death
d: wandering the streets
Shan Zihan: "..."
"As a daily-disposal game, I can understand why it is daily-disposable, so there are no morals and no lower limit options, and it's great to be able to play so many endings, but..."
Seeing the cross in the upper right corner of the option box, Shan Zihan calmly clicked in, "Although this game is story-oriented, there is no rule that you must play according to the options of the story. If everything is played according to the program, so what?" Can it trigger new side missions and play a new ending? Lord God, don’t you think so?”
Sure enough, after clicking the fork, the computer page went dark, and when it came back on again, the character Guangming had already appeared in a cave.
There is also an analysis next to it——
A long time ago, the number of unicorns was very large, but with the continuous progress of human beings, the greed for unicorn horns is also growing...
As a large number of unicorns are hunted down, this race is dying out...
The patriarch of the unicorn tribe was very disappointed with this world. When the tribe was discovered by humans, he used his last strength to seal the remaining tribe members into eggs and scattered them to every corner of the world. where found...
Boy, by chance, you got this egg with a sealed unicorn cub, your choice is...
Although this is also a multiple-choice question, there are no options, but blank sheets of paper.
Li Zixiao curled his lips, feeling very jealous of Shan Zihan's behavior of triggering the invisible task, "It seems that this is still a free word problem, how do you choose, Mr. Rudi?"
"Huh? I didn't expect that I would be so lucky," Shan Zihan chuckled, moved the mouse and clicked on the unicorn egg, "If God got it, what would you do?"
"My, I will definitely hatch it, so, will there be a cool, handsome and domineering pet soon?"
"Oh? Then my choice is..."
Fingertips paused on the keyboard for a while, Shan Zihan's final choice was to leave, and let the egg continue to stay in the cave.
Li Zixiao didn't understand. Generally speaking, at this time, shouldn't you put all the things you get from the mission trigger into your pocket?
However, before Li Zixiao asked Shan Zihan why he did this, the system came out.
——Young man, you have no greed, and I specially gave you [-] million gold, will it be used to pay the rent?
Shan Zihan clicked "Yes."
Ding--
——Guangming paid the rent successfully, but your application for unspoken rules has failed. From now on, Guangming will move in, and you can choose to continue unspoken rules.
Li Zixiao: "..." What should he say now?
"Generally speaking, everyone may choose to hatch the eggs or take them away, and some people with big brains may even choose to eat the eggs, so sometimes reverse thinking is required."
"What kind of reverse thinking is this? This is a game. You won't pick up the equipment if it's destroyed?"
Li Zixiao didn't understand very much, just like you picked up 100 yuan on the road, you must put it in your pocket, can you put it back on the road without pocketing it?
These days, even if you pick up a penny and give it to the police uncle, he won't take it, okay?
"After all, this game is story-oriented, and the endings played out according to conventional logic are similar, so we should pay more attention to the background and analysis of the story. Therefore, let them come out of the eggs, it is better to let them live in peace for hundreds of years." Shan Zihan's voice was much gentler, although he said so, but the little flame in his heart If it did, he'd pour another handful of oil on it.
"Oh~" Li Zixiao said that his IQ can't understand so much, "No wonder the male god said that playing story-oriented games also requires IQ. Now I finally understand."
Because of the video recording with Li Zixiao, Shan Zihan was in a good mood at first, but when he heard Li Zixiao talk about Li Cheng, he felt a little uncomfortable, and then thought that this game was originally for him to learn for Li Cheng Yes, my heart is even more blocked.
After pressing the pause button of the recording, Shan Zihan's face became much colder, "Let's stop here today and continue tomorrow."
Li Zixiao's interest has only just started, and the recording time is only 15 minutes. He doesn't understand why Shan Zihan is suddenly unhappy, but thinking of his behavior these days, Li Zixiao is a little worried.
In the end, as if Li Zixiao had decided on some important move, he looked at Shan Zihan with a serious expression, "Zihan, I decided to confess to the male god when he comes back. What do you think is the chance of success?"
Shan Zihan's face became colder, and the action of turning off the computer was unknowingly a lot ruder. Looking at Li Zixiao who looked forward to it, Shan Zihan didn't know how to speak. Finally, he could only reply sullenly, "Just confess, be careful not to be beaten by his target."
"What if the male god doesn't have a date? Look at him so cold." Li Zixiao frowned, but his tone was obviously a little uncertain.
Shan Zihan turned his face away, didn't answer the question, just said "I'm going to bed." He really crawled onto the bed without looking back, covered his head and went to sleep.
Li Zixiao's eyes were a little aggrieved, thinking that this person who is younger than him is different, even if he looks more mature than him, in reality he is still younger than him, still childish, it's only ten o'clock, sleep on it!
Speaking of confession, Li Zixiao actually didn't intend to do it so soon, but thinking about what Lili said today and the fact that he has been secretly in love with Li Cheng for half a year, even if there is no result, it should bloom first.
But there was another half of the reason. Li Zixiao looked at Shan Zihan who was slumped on the bed, feeling a little depressed.
Standing up, Li Zixiao walked out of the living room to get a glass of water. She was a little surprised when she saw Cheng Huan lying sideways on the sofa, but she sat down anyway, "You haven't gone out all day today."
"Well, my hand is almost disabled today, so tired..."
"Why is your hand almost disabled?" Li Zixiao blinked, but couldn't react from the space of thinking for a while.
"Oh, because my chrysanthemum repair ability is not that good, so I can only do it manually."
Li Zixiao: "..."
After a pause, Li Zixiao's face was a little red. Although he was keen on watching movies, he had very little contact with such nudity topics. However, he couldn't control his mouth, so , Li Zixiao asked cheaply, "Don't you still have legs?"
Cheng Huan looked at Li Zixiao with subtle eyes, "Young man, you seem to understand it very well~"
"Ahem~" Not daring to say that he and Shan Zihan had tried it before, Li Zixiao looked away in embarrassment, "I'm not, have you watched too many movies, hehe..."
Cheng Huan glanced at Li Zixiao suspiciously, saw the marks on the back of the Band-Aid that Li Zixiao tore off in the shower, and immediately understood, "Isn't this leg weakness? Do you want to see it? It's red."
"No, I refuse." Li Zixiao rejected Cheng Huan's shameless invitation with great backbone, and then took a sip of water to suppress the shock, "After my male god comes back, I want to confess to him. You said that the chance of my success is How big is it?"
"When will your male god come back?"
"There are still 21 days. If the work is finished ahead of time, I might come back early." After thinking for a while, Li Zixiao thought of Shan Zihan who has been acting weird recently, so he said, "Cheng Huan, I think Shan Zihan God's behavior is a bit weird."
"What do you say? Is he dating? Picking up girls? Borrowing money from you? Or did you fuck him?"
"Bah, bah, bah——" Li Zixiao looked at Cheng Huan in disgust, "Neither, I think, he seems to be teasing me like a girl, you know, I'm a pure gay guy, I'm 24 now, I don't know I haven’t handed in a partner, but I still read a lot of novels and movies, so I can tell.”
Cheng Huan glanced at Li Zixiao up and down, and felt that Li Zixiao was not quite enlightened, "Then how do you feel? Is it disgusting? Is it uncomfortable?"
Li Zixiao shook his head, frowning, "But, I already have someone I like, and he's still a straight guy. I think he's just a passing interest right now, looking for excitement!"
After being silent for a long time, Cheng Huan put the pillow behind him, "It seems reasonable for you to say that. After all, Shan Zihan liked girls before, and it's impossible to change after only staying with you for more than a month, so I say yes. A momentary interest makes sense, so why don't you let him retreat before he confesses to you. "
Although these words sound simple, Li Zixiao is still a little puzzled. What does it mean to let him retreat in spite of difficulties? Doesn't it count that he confessed to his male god in advance?
Cheng Huan rolled his eyes, and seeing Li Zixiao like this, he knew he didn't understand, so he had to explain, "Although he temporarily aroused some interest, when he really knows what it's like to fall in love with the same sex , there must be a comparison, so you just need to popularize it with him more, talk to him more, and practice it with him when necessary, and he will know that the girl is actually better."
"Is this really good?"
"What's wrong with it? For example, a girl who looks pleasing to you confesses to you and insists on being with you. When you get along with her, you think it's pretty good, but can you be hard on her?"
Li Zixiao: "..., it should be possible~"
Cheng Huan: "Beast!"
Li Zixiao: "..."
However, physical satisfaction is not the same as spiritual satisfaction!
In order to save Shan Zihan, a straight man who has gone astray, Li Zixiao decides to adopt Cheng Huan's method and downloads a few fresh porn first!
First of all, let Shan Zihan know that getting along with men and men is different from getting along with men and women!
The author has something to say: (///ˊ?ˋ///) also want to update another book
☆、No.30 A flirt
In the next few days, Li Zixiao reluctantly gave up his plan to play games temporarily. When he was at work, he was thinking about how to get Shan Zihan back on track, and when he was off work, he rushed home to edit the plan.
Regarding this, Shan Zihan expressed his aggrieved feeling, because Li Zixiao didn't know what he was doing these days, and he worked very hard, and most of the time he was discussing issues with Cheng Huan, while Zhou Zhou wanted to talk to Cheng Huan and others Brother's boyfriend discussing joints
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